Diversity edition
First for Ohio
Second for Texas
Just took a shit in some dirty Valero restroom while driving back from Austin
Third from Podkarpacie
>>65922760
>Wee Mei, Miguel, Shaniqua, Shlomo Shekelstein
>America
>>65923135
>bealrus
laughing at this very hard
>>65922760
>>65923557
Literally nothing wrong with this
>>65923337
they have more of a future than us
>>65923337
Why?
>>65923599
sure thing
the US will just be poorer, more dangerous, ect
RIP a safe prosperous country
Got a job in the NYC (software engineer). I'm gonna stay there and become a citizen. Do regular Americans hate me? I'm also not good at English, I can speak it but I understand about 50-70% of american speech and even can answer in different daily situations. In my opinion that's not enough. What do you think about that?
>>65923698
So why is that? Do Hispanics have a gene which makes them poor?
>>65924065
>gonna stay there
Fixed
>>65923557
>>65923698
>he actually thinks this will happen
How dumb are u
>>65924065
Ask in this thread bud
>>65922754
>>65924144
culture
they arent all equal
>>65924201
white people are already a minority under age 5 in the US
>>65924065
I wish I had a Russian immigrant neighbor
>>65924461
Who's fault is this
>>65924645
Liberals and papists
>>65924645
voters
>>65924526
Now Russian immigrants are high skilled elite, we're not like bydlo ruskies and illegal jews from 90's.
>>65924065
Nah people here think Russians are kewl.
>>65925658
We aren't, we love peace and quite and hate annoying neighbours who wants ask some questions
>>65925912
Just move to a Russian neighborhood in NY.
Redpill me on Connecticut
>>65926221
Mostly shitty, basically just a suburb of Jew York, similar to New Jersey but better. Full of Italians and even browner people.
>>65926221
expensive
high taxes
the cities are 70% non white
but if you have a good job in the suburbs you will be fine
but many educated people move to Mass or cheaper states
>>65925370
All the Russians I know are very standoffish and don't seem very friendly tbqh
>>65926493
Nj isn't that bad if you keep to yourself.
if (when) trump loses what will happen to average white male joes like me?
>>65923557
Hispanics are so much better immigrants than the scum we get. Just be grateful about all the Asians and Hispanic. Besides, the Hispanics immigrate better and lots of 3rd generation kids don't speak Spanish.
>>65927537
I had a russian friend at uni. she was very catlike and was obsessed with arctic monkeys for some reason
>>65927623
Status quo 4.O
>>65927597
For the garden state a lot of it is ugly, they are absolutely the worst drivers in the US, the accent is awful, and, while anecdotal, every Jersey native I have ever met was insufferable, undeserved egos bigger than even Texans, latino-tier machismo, half retarded, etc.
After a week of consideration, I've arrived at this conclusion, which I feel is subjective truth.
XXX>Atrocity Exhibition>Old
Even Old is a strong 8 though. Danny has the whole game on LOCK
>>65923698
Violent crime rates have been going down since the 1970's actually.
>>65924065
No, people might make soviet union jokes or something but that's about it. There's no "Geopolitical Angst" to be found in the USA, like there is in non-American countries.
>>65924065
Good. I hope you succeed in your career and contribute to our great country.
>>65927623
Camps
>>65928426
Kek, only accent I've heard is standard american and the horrific brooklyn NY accents.
<<< also I think you mean central jersey because southern and north jersey are actually pretty nice. Not everywhere in nj is camden or Newark. Also we have the 3rd best education in the the United States, again not all of NJ is not a Ghetto. I'll give you the attitude and the driving thing though.
But tbqh evey leaf I've ever met only talks about being canadian, and canada, and how america is not like canada. Makes you bit of a boring bunch.
Would you die for France?
>>65930356
They're our brothers in the war against the hordes. So of course I would.
>>65930356
I respect France.
>>65930356
yes
>>65930356
Yes, even if I hate those quebec fucks
>>65930446
But finland.........you are the horde
Hello burger how are you?
>>65930503
huh
>>65930510
That's what it means?
>>65930648
gloomy means melancholy
beaner means you
>>65930648
Yes, it's like being melancholic or generally gloomy.
Simply put -- sad.
>>65930603
Leafland, we were the Horde. Back in the days when we sacked Baghdad everything was good and pure.
>>65930703
You're a prick
>>65930748
Guess I'm gonna have to watch the movie to find out why Pedro is feeling gloomy
Not gonna lie, I could REALLY go for a good fucc rn
>>65930771
what do you expect? He's american
>>65924065
russian accents make you look like a badass here
>>65930771
i am completely innocent of any and all wrongdoing
>>65930841
*bends over*
>>65924065
this here >>65930854
People will probably think you're a criminal.
>>65930944
so is ur mom XD
>>65930981
How many of those would I have to tie to my bike before I could fly?
>>65930981
that's pretty cool, what is it?
>>65930863
I think you should be nicer to the Mexicans, Virginianon.
>>65931086
It's a kite, but the construction is creative.
>>65931086
It's a kite. The wind is what makes it look like it's pedaling.
>>65931216
yeah, serve ass whippings to cuck-tries like Sweden
>>65931199
If I do this I get called a faggot, but when a girl does this she's a brave soul
#enddoublestandards
>>65931199
>>65931271
un papalote! I see
>>65931199
FUCK more pls. Why are the women in my state so fucking ugly!
>swedes are in the thread
Maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away.
>>65924065
Don't say anything pro Putin or anti gay, and you'll be fine. Also, don't talk about Crimea.
>>65931450
It's a Haitian
>>65931450
that's what we usually do
>tfw back home in Hatteras had 3-4 feet of water in the house.
Jesus Christ i threw up so much shit even though I haven't eaten today. Now I'm drinking.
>>65931021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(force)#Lift_coefficient
Substitute your weight in newtons for L and that should give you a ballpark answer.
>>65931330
Do you also wear booty shorts?
Its nice to be homogenous
>>65931552
>i suffer in an island paradise
>>65931450
I cannot tell if it's a native Swede or a "native" Swede.
Their current government and morals are so confusing.
do you like some things?
Maybe the US and Canada should join the EU.
>>65931633
hey paraguay
>>65931633
>Its nice to be homo
more like paragay amirite
your president is african
hey, how we going today boys
>>65931740
shitty. I am bored and want to be bullied.
>>65922924
enjoy your pinworms
>>65931699
Some of them, yeah
>>65931740
really bored and STILL unemployed
>>65931740
more emotionally distraught more than usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrtxsIbH4Ps
>>65931740
Pretty cozy. Got a fire going, and the foliage was nice this weekend. No work tomorrow.
>>65932070
Celebrating real Thanksgiving?
>>65932099
i like this meme
>>65932106
Yes, in November. It's fuck the injuns day here.
>>65932139
(don't reply to him)
>>65932203
kil self feckin scumag
>>65932161
>mfw an american cried over the atrocities committed by Columbus 500+ years ago, as if every major country wasn't violent explorers
>>65931021
>>65931596
About 11 of them, assuming you weighed around 160 lbs and the normal area of the kite is around 9000 cm^2.
>>65932407
sorry, not normal area, just area
>>65932442
Would you, /cum/?
>>65932505
She looks nice, it's a shame she dresses herself like a teenage prostitute from Taxi Driver.
>>65932505
shes incredibly sexy tbqh
who is she
>>65932505
does the pope shit in the woods
>>65923599
>>65927647
Don't fall for this meme
Among world's richest in terms of natural resources and look where immorality and ethnocultural diversity got us
>>65931450
But I'm not weird or rude like that other poster ;_;
>>65932505
Waaaaay too young. I want to say "young lady, you really should cover up a bit more," especially since it's like 50F out.
>>65932595
https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/?hl=en
I don't find her attractive
>>65932644
polish diaspora detected
>>65932644
No, but Poland would
>>65932674
Meh
>>65932690
do u lik polan
I'm exchanging semi-nude videos with a peruvian cutie
god bless technology, god bless America
>>65932674
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJOfk2nAVBg/?taken-by=sarahfuckingsnyder&hl=en
what does /cum/ think of this one?
>>65932674
She's got cute lips.
>>65932782
any pics of her legs you could share?
>>65932782
How
>>65932806
disgusting nigger hair
>>65932806
vvvvveeewww
>>65932806
asco
>>65932806
Oh rack, is that jayden smith?
>>65932812
This is a sfw board
>>65931552
Fort Lauderdale, reporting in
>>65932938
I was only yolking
>>65932806
Man instagram uses so many cheap tricks to stop people from saving pictures.
Easy enough to get around though.
Scooby doo rags
>>65922760
>the "white" kid is a jew
kek
>Drake - Hotline Bling
Do you know this song?
I heard it is vey popular in Canada
>>65932806
Wow you mean a kid with millions of dollars can get with a girl. No way man.
>>65932983
>>65933085
do you like shit?
>>65933125
y por que chingados le respondes pendejo
>>65932983
>>65933085
>>65933226
Steamy
>the one time janny doesn't unleash his autistic fury is when a Swede posts literal shit
fucking sudacas lad
>he will never fuck off from my country
>>65933432
this is my country now
>>65933377
rule 3
I can draw bodies just fine, but I can't draw faces worth shit.
WHY DO I SUCK SO BAD AT DRAWING FACES?!
>>65933810
faceblindbess is a common symptom of autism
>>65933934
Well. I don't have autism. So.
Hello
what is this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>65934036
Your post says otherwise.
>>65934083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7sC83nnBH0
>>65934147
she is really attractive
>>65934182
More like vad gör dig, amirite?
No, seriously. Leave.
hmmm
>>65933810
Just drew a face, senpai.
Git gud.
>>65934230
no
just no
>>65934230
you can't make me
If you applied for a job in aerospace, would you put Kerbal Space Program on your list of qualifications?
>>65934280
Now draw it on a head.
>>65928633
dont worry they will go back up once most taxpayers die off
>>65934431
No. The person looking at your application will be HR and they won't find it useful or funny
What are you listening to buds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk9OYm4k0w
http://www.wsj.com/articles/birth-of-a-nation-flops-badly-opening-in-sixth-place-at-box-office-1476044373
lmao niggers btfo
>>65934596
it was just oscar b8 anyway
>>65934596
>Rollout of movie about slave rebellion leader is hurt by allegations against filmmaker
>Renewed scrutiny of rape allegations leveled against its director and star, Nate Parker, have completely overwhelmed the movie’s rollout and sparked public debates about whether seeing the movie was a tacit endorsement of its creator
dont think that was the reason desu
>>65934595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_vcYlMFDM
>>65934431
Yes.
On that note, my application for ROTC has gone unanswered, even though I put "Ladder Rank 7 in Wargame: Red Dragon" on my resume.
>>65934595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYICh6OwaE
>>65934595
Mournful sounding American music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf9boUCDcjw
>>65934595
http://iaconofficial.bandcamp.com/track/d-r-e-a-m-s
Good evening, folks. What's up?
Is Trump now officially stumped?
>>65934595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14qQlhQJeiA
makes u ponder
>>65934709
That's a bad recording, this version is way better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImBPaglQA4
>>65934595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCNyXVmqvA
>>65934437
THERE
fuck off with your jewtube links
>>65934791
Lol who is Hannibal
>>65934807
Thank you, mine Germanic friend!
Hell seger!
>>65934928
>>65934928
>Swede sucking German cock.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AEewvXzsco
whatre you listening to /cum/
>tfw cable just got restored from the storm
Floridaman here, feels like I just got out of a time capsule.
>tfw you're a pathetic pos deserving of death
NVA pls help me with this
>>65935008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jv0HM92kw
>>65935008
Slavic rap is surprisingly interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsufY2oawM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsufY2oawM
>>65935110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztQLk7B-bTU
>>65935110
>>65935124
>nationalist rap about how they want to preserve their heritage from niggers
>is actually nigger music
>>65935113
we swell with patriotism and burgers
you swell with fermented fish and refugee semen
>>65923557
Brazil 2.0
So after all I followed cum's advice and watched K On.
Was this is your plan all along?
>>65935222
I really did not expect it to be this lewd.
>>65935174
>>65935174
Just droppin' some truth bombs for y'all.
these are the boards i post on.
>>65935239
>>65935239
good post
>>65935242
>I really did not expect it to be this bad.
ftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfPkfHKwxE
>>65934868
>American education
Hanibal was Abe Lincoln's first vice president
>>65935222
its cute
>>65932968
reported
>>65934208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>65935325
please don't be eggcentric
>>65935366
fucking delete this
>>65935379
delete yourself maplenigger
>>65935166
They just use normie "culture" to reach normies with their message.
Here's an German example that is less niggery (unfortunately there's no translation):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmPGguKbixY
>>65935222
I had a similar experience with Yuru Yuri.
Why does it seem that all inoccent anime eventually degenerate into illegal love?
I'm in a food coma m8s. I shouldn't have had a second helping
>>65935366
>>65935379
you think I'll chicken out?
>>65935412
what was dinner bud
>>65935408
>has yuri in the title
>Why does it seem that all inoccent anime eventually degenerate into illegal love?
>>65935408
Yuri is in the title, I'm not sure what you were expecting.
>>65934650
Post more metal please
>>65934709
interesting
>>65934736
This is cool I can imagine Tom Waits' voice over this
>>65934766
I've listened to this a couple of times and it's kind of growing on me
>>65934832
I can't remember the last time I heard this in it's entirety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SoJ4VEjVZw
>>65934832
I was getting ready for memes but surprisingly it's really good
it reminds me of the smutty Italian movies I watch
>>65935434
>>65935412
>iktf
Turkey, ham, stuffing, lady ashford, corn, squash, carrots, potatoes, cranberry, gravy, then chocolate, apple, coconut, and pumkin pies with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream.
Memetastic trend aside, these pumpkin spice donuts from the dollar store are pretty good.
But really, all I want is some pumpkin bread or pumpkin muffins.
>>65935408
k-on is nowhere near as lewd as yuru yuri though
>>65935535
Fuck off lesbian
>>65935453
>>65935517
Yuru Yuri is a gateway anime, which means that you still don't know what words like demo, tada and sugoi mean. From what I had seen of Akarin I was expecting something very children oriented, not pedophile things.
WHY IS IT SO HOT?! SUMMER IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER!
Before you can accept the truth
You have to accept the fact that you were lied to
>>65935596
lol fking lapdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg
>to live in the meme wars of 2016
>>65935598
mugi is such a bitch
>>65935216
dont make our mistake
>insult amerifats
>canadian lapdog defends them
How would you diagnose Yui?
I would give her aspergers.
I have awoken from my 15 hour slumber and am ready to kill anyone that replies to me.
>>65935723
Autism.
>>65935723
ADHD.
>>65935692
your just jealous that you don't have a canadian in YOUR lap faggot
>>65935723
>>65935692
I enjoy insulting Americans but I hate you. You weren't funny when you were a lezzy femanon attention whore and you aren't funny now that you're trying to be an Aussie shitposter.
>>65935760
do it faggot
>>65935786
>he thinks the haitian is the same person as the swede-canuck
you retarded or something?
>>65935434
Turkey and mashed potatoes and stuffing and like a handful of desserts
>>65935772
She is Canadian, from Ontario, with a Swede wife in her lap.
>>65935766
Those stats don't make sense at all.
>>65935851
no you retard, this is the Haitian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbkPeYXi0Gs
>funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmnLzw8NA4
>racist
>>65935830
>>65935851
the canadian swedelez bailed after CIA and le smelly man wore her down
i havent seen her on in months
>>65935830
>He hasn't figured it out yet
You have a stroke or something?
Why does /cum/ like K On so much?
>>65935918
>>65935855
Make a better one then.
>>65935900
That's because she changed her persona and became le haitian
>>65935952
the paranoia is strong in this one
you're like the guy who called out everyone as being LMM
i put two pizzas in the oven but they burned a lot
theyre very crunchy and lost all texture
i dont like that, cum.
>>65935918
we dont
When people say North America do you think of Canada, US and Mexico or just Canada and the USA?
>>65935987
cum on it to act as moisturizer
>>65935993
thats not a great anime
>>65935909
Figured what out, you blithering fuckwit? Their posting style is nothing alike; also the Haitian was here while the swedyke was still posting.
>>65936006
I certainly don't think of mehico
>>65936006
Canada and USA
Mexico is Latin America
>>65936006
just USA tbqh.
No one thinks about canada and mexico is by itself
>Fuck you, you damn commie. I'll put as many fucking onions on my fucking pizza as I want.
>>65935830
>he thinks there are haitians here
youre definitely retarded
>>65934595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucx5hK1htfc
>>65936006
Canada, America, and St. Pierre et Miquelon tbqhf
got me thinking
>>65936065
>>65936091
CLOWNS LIVES MATTER
>>65936091
It has to happen
>tfw if hillary starts WW3 and wins she will go down in history as a good guy much like FDR
im thinking about buying that dilbert dudes book about persuasion so I can get laid
>>65936091
Clowns are a real threat
If I see a clown I'm taking him down
>>65936132
guess you could say he persuaded you into doing that hehehe
the american retard even thinks i speak french
one two three four
>>65936091
But why are clowns only roaming the US then?
Why are you hating clowns?
They are supposed to be seen as funny and not as a threat
>>65933009
>right click picture
>view page source
>ctrl+f 'jpg'
thank me later
who /pennsylvanyanvotingforhilldoghere/
>watching Luke Cage on Netflix with my asian/chinese gf
>he has a shirtless scene
>suddenly she quietly says "mmmm mmm..."
What did it mean?
>>65936204
sex her
>>65936174
Honestly, who cares which half of the dirty island you inhabit?
Will you fight in WWIII if Madame President asks you to /cum/?
>>65936204
It means that she thinks the guy who plays Luke Cage is attractive.
Hey, everyone. You miss me?
>>65936204
its means she finna get culturally enriched soon
pic related. You if you dont get rid of her soon
>>65936204
>A woman getting BLACKED through the tv
It's the end times
My gf is having a kid
I need help with the name
>>65936246
fetti was geht?
>he thinks FBI is after me
lmao and he thinks im a slave although im clearly a neet
>>65936276
Yui
>>65936246
alex?
my back hurts
>>65936276
My wife is having a boy
Right now I'm think Jasper and call him Jace for short
>>65936283
what are you going on about lad?
>>65936310
and why is that
>>65936276
Shinji
Rei if it's a girl.
>>65936182
> What is the uncanny valley?
Masks are creepy per se because they hide someone's real face.
>>65936276
Annie May
>tfw not dumb enough to enjoy the simple pleasures like anime and video games
*sighs* you manchildren have it easy
>>65936318
Hard work
>>65936346
what do you do all day?
n e w w w w
>>65936347
>>65936347
>>65936347
>>65936347
>>65936314
>Jasper
beta name tbqh.
If you want him to get bullied by chads pick this name.
boys
>>65934353
i ate pizza very fast so now im choking
>>65936366
he is professionally autistic
>>65936366
he cries
>>65936366
quantum physics
>>65936341
Clowns have a bad rep because of the Stephen King thriller "It" and because John Wayne Gacy, a prominent serial killer and rapist, was a clown.
memes
>>65936412
nice meme science
where is new bred
>>65936442
scroll up friend :)
I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone..
When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..
>>65936437
you don't understand anything about it