british (cultural) cartoons edition
>>65909527
France
can't rattle the jan man
>>65909539
janny this frrenchman is spamming, please remove his pass
>got 9,286 views on my youtube video
>only 14 people gave it a thumbs up
:/
janitor mate, please stop
hahas imagine your nut being this done in
>>65909524
no, but when I was 15 a guy I went to school with came in my arse
>>65909588
>implying you'd do anything you spineless neutral mong
>>65909582
link
really potentiated the interneuronal kainate receptors in the old fusiform gyrus
smoked a spliff near kensington palace once
>>65909642
no because then you'll just dislike it
willing to fight any jf cunt who insults london
*spits*
Listening to Slipknot on the gf's recommendation.
>>65909539
This 2bh
>>65909660
hopefully these lefties will stop being dumb once a muslim bombs a pride parade or some shit
>>65909582
Ill give you a thumb up if you know what I mean ;)
>>65909571
Hilarious post.
>be me
>in a lift in vegas
>speaking to my gf
>shes irish and im from london
>american woman turns to us and says 'wow are you guys swedish?'
>tell her we're from the UK
>she turns to her husband in amazement
what the fuck is wrong with american people?
>>65909686
now I see..
>>65909667
did coke in the Clarence House bogs once
>>65909672
hello youtube
Ah yes women
said she's coming over tomorrow but I'll bet anyone ITT I'll wake up to a text cancelling on me
>>65909686
(i push your girlfriend into the) biiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
>>65909703
>>be me
>>in a lift in vegas
>>speaking to my gf
>>shes irish and im from london
FONT FONT FONT FONT
>>65909702
ayy fellow Pass user
>>65909719
okay i'm looking forward to the conclusion
just about ready to heem every last one of you
smoked a spliff at the top of the eiffel tower
>>65909703
>irish
>from the uk
hehe subtle
>>65909703
Do you sound a bit Estuary-English or "cockney". I've had French bastards not understand a word I'm saying and ask if I was Scandi before
>>65909703
love yanks. was hiking a mountain in utah with a scottish girl and a guy said "wait wait I got it, you're scottish and she's irish" [i am english]
>>65909685
you're no different to a jf you pooskin scum
daily reminder that I could heem all of you
Who the fuck is Kim Cardassian and why is she famous?
smoked a spliff outside halls and then the police turned up for some other reason and i threw it at them any ran away into my room
>>65909582
mine has like 400k views step it the FUCK up
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hollyoaks, dumb and dumber to, wigan pier, katy perry, eminem, 2pac, katy b, p diddy, biggy, ndubz, tulisa, clubland, anything with a good bass and beat full volume all the way!!!!! I also like mowtown as ive been brought up wiv it by my mum n dad so yea i like it im not even botherd to say it ha
>>65909777
>>65909703
FUCK OFF RICH TWATS
>>65909688
>>65909742
Supereminent posts.
>>65909770
originally from stratford my man
>>65909793
Twat, would pepperspeay you and beat you within an inch of your life
>>65909703
>go to Canada
>speak to someone
>oh my god are you from Australia?
This is what it's all about
>>65909850
0161
>>65909850
me and the 'dem
>>65909810
nice lad
how did you get that many?
>>65909850
Me on the left
>>65909838
mate
I'm from Kent, and when I first moved up to Manchester everybody thought I was Aussie
Fucking Northerners
Once drove from Aberdeen to Inverness in 2 hours.
watching 'Paris, Texas'
some very comfy cinematography
>Go to America
>omg are u from the Caribbean
This actually happened lmao
aha, the normie line
ya'll some bitch ass niggas man god damn
>he's been to less than 25 foreign countries
>>65909882
me on the right
>>65909850
Fairly certain I know the two white guys in that picture
>>65909872
because it's a football video 2bh
>>65909850
that old asian bloke looks so out of place hahaha
>go to America
>omg are you african?
ummm sweetie ...x
>>65909892
>gif
fuck off
>>65909888
>he hasn't been to Spain 15 times
>>65909882
why's that gay guy wearing girls nails
why do gays always act so effeminate
me and the gf
>>65909888
erm I tel u wot mate I feel like a forener in my own country tbh1!!
hows about tha for sum home trufs eh?
mate said this in the group chat earlier hahaha
>>65909935
That's actually my gf
>>65909695
They aren't leftries. To be considered left wing you should be Marxist, marxism is all about atheism and anti-religious. Left wingers don't have idea of religious freedom. Those are liberals.
just benched 80kg lads
>go to Canada or America
>say 1 word
>pulling girls on ez mode
it's like a cheat code lads
spun so many yarns over there, I've been a firefighter, chemical engineer, distant member of the royalty, ambulance driver, brain surgeon in training etc - they eat it up hahahaha
>>65909955
He want the cucc
But this is a pretty childish way to handle a relationship are you all 17/18 or something?
http://www.railtechnologymagazine.com/HS2/arriva-signs-490m-rolling-stock-contract-to-replace-northerns-pacers
northern powerhouse
Mum just posted this on facebook
>>65909955
good lad
>>65910007
vocaroo? what part of the country you from
>Go to Boston
>get drunk
>sit on the street with a bottle of drink in my hand
>sing Irish rebel songs
>give everyone an authentic Hibernian experience
I tell you what, the women fucking love it
>>65910024
>one of the horses was sexually abused
good god what
>>65910069
It gets worse
>>65910105
what the absolute fuck
>>65910105
heh
>>65910105
ah yes, the north
>>65910024
>one of the horses was sexually abused
fucking kek'd
>>65910013
ah yes trains from spain
yes yes very good
>unironically going to Las Vegas
fucing W E W
>>65909527
hatters fired the first shot
>>65910105
>england
>>65910024
poor rosy
>meet yank bird when I was at an american uni
>she pronounced edingburgh ee-din-berg
>>65910045
no, I know people that browse here
mix between east london/estuary english I've been told - like this bloke on the right https://youtu.be/-TBeC59WVgA?t=161
but went with a mate who was from Sheffield and it was the same story for him, think they just find it interesting because its different
>>65909882
gays are so weird looking. it's a form of retardation
reality has an irish bias
pmsl
>far left
mentally ill comrades
>left
SJWs
>centre-left
neoliberal cuckolds
>centre
neoliberal cuckolds
>centre-right
neoliberal cuckolds
>right
good lads
>far-right
dafties
>>65910184
howling
>>65910240
this 2bh
might go shops
my voice is fucking awful dull and monotonous
kill me
Really need to wash my bedroom and everything in it
including yours truly
>>65910262
what about hope not hate nick lowles jerry gables searchlight magazine?
reminder that scots call the "underground" the subway and secondary school "high school".
yankisms are literally our invention. we made the yanks so despicable to you. you're welcome.
>>65910299
might do the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzUeqjd0YnY
>>65910300
iktff
Used my mates wifi to download VOLUMES of manga.
>>65910262
>SJW
>neoliberal
>cuckold
fuck off yank
>>65910003
I don't fucking get this story
Fine, he thought the baby was a doll
But that still doesn't explain why he would FUCKING PUNCH IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PK8cmebig
anyone remember rus lad
Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
I'm about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
>>65910418
Cause it would be crazy for someone to punch a doll that looked like a baby because if it was a baby nobody would ever do that.
Yeah, I'll fucking
Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser
Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat
Oh
What's up? BLOW!
>>65910418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEbbU9ZPv4
modern life
>>65910544
Sad!
im like the nihilistic bastard lovechild of enoch powell, anjem choudhary, oswald mosley, mark harding, amer hussain, winston churchill, clement attlee, theresa may, donald trump, maajid nawaz, christopher hitchens, massageasmr, stefan molyneux, reportoftheweek, cara delevingne, maisie williams, william wallace, KISS, jackie chan, lisicki's lover, father ted, catherine tate, homer simpson, austin powers, ulfric stormcloak, the janitor, john cleese, adolf hitler, osama bin laden and hillary clinton
>>65910485
what?
>>65910544
Which one's the GF?
>>65910544
why are working class people so fucking repulsive looking?
costa is doing free flat whites today
not even joking
get down the store before your local one closes
>>65910544
the bird cage is the icing on the cake
>>65910585
shit genes
shit diet
shit lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUpfq_1eyeE
>>65910592
okay
*stays here*
>>65910592
ur a flat white
>>65910592
or I could just have some instant coffee which would probably be cheaper taking the petrol into account
>>65910003
same lad
height/weight?
how long you been lifting?
>roommate found my 4chan account
>read through all my past comments
>>65910642
shut up or i'll flatten you
>>65910384
quite like joe goes desu
>>65910544
makes my brain tingle and wet itself with thinking juice
hey guys its your boy kay ess eye olajide bee tee
I hate alram clocks
wish i didnt have the organizational skills of a blind dog desu
convinced that benzos are worse than heroin
>>65910674
how does he manage to be so confident and on the spot?
need a gf with stinky feet
>>65910720
i love being islamic
>>65910544
fucking B L E A K
>not eating clean
>watching TV
>smoking
>using smart phones in the presence of company
>having pet birds
>shitty DFS furniture
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
want to fuck this polish whore in st albans
I gotta have a good meal
>using smart phones in the presence of company? what primitive, ape-like behavior! i would never sink to such lows!
yessssss lads
going out for a fag hope the stray cats won't piss on my shoes again
>>65910733
going to make a very lo-fi, disgusting and thumping house track called "Xanax is the Devil"
>>65910733
Are they fuck
I pop vallies when I need them and I've never even close to addiction
Press my face up to the window
To see how warm it is inside
See the things that I've been missing
Missing all this time
It's only lies that I'm living
It's only tears that I'm crying
It's only you that I'm losing
Guess I'm doing fine
>>65910592
i once called my female boss a flat white with two sugars and got fired haha *studio audience chuckles*
(i also had sex with her)
hmm
new gimmick: posting the alphabet song one line at a time
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
>>65910869
twas a while ago weren't it haha
>>65910869
>late may
felt like it was longer ago
H, i, j, k, elemeno, p
>>65910669
>height
idk, 6ft 2 I suppose
>weight
80kg give or take
literally have been going to gym for years but without a plan or diet, just keeping the hormones in check and the jaw nice and tight looking
wbu?
kot
>cat is now sitting on my bed
well that just won't do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfiNnl9UoA
pancake face
>>65910769
Noice! Any slappers touting their services in Watford
Q, r, s
>>65910948
Less than ten seconds in and I'm laughing
>>65910869
Fucking pakis
>>65910869
>police tweeting what they're doing
when did they start doing this? me and my m8s used to get a kick out of picking up their radio signals when we were kids cause it was illegal ... now they're just putting that shit on twitter
the gf
Friendly reminder that if you ever run for parliament your 4chan posts WILL be dredged up and used against you.
T, u, v
>>65910925
made the cogs in my nog spin very rapidly
wanked in the store fridge again lads
banterlicious if you ask me
W, x
>>65910993
Ah yes I'm sure Tim pictures will confuse everyone
>tfw could literally be gorgeous if I had a good jawline
>instead I was born with 0 jawline and a weak chin
AH YES
>>65911012
pics please
>>65910948
>>65910993
>100 runt posts and calling yanks cretins
would do wonders for the youth vote
want to visit new york in the winter
>>65910948
>>65911044
https://youtu.be/xQBhvcLduJk
getting some support for my theories on irish famine epigenetics
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/irish-famine-triggered-mental-illness-in-future-generations-of-irish-says-historian-231885271-237787491
the suicide rate in ireland is almost double that of the UK, weird huh
>>65910993
my witty posts and great gimmicks would propel me into downing street in seconds Tbh
Y, z
>>65910262
Go back to pol please.
>>65911041
alri me?
Y and zed
>>65911073
FOY
>>65911073
I did it on christmas. it is really smelly
>>65911073
if you think you're hard enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ
>>65911111
all me
also good numbers
>>65910993
reckon in the years to come people will stop caring. the whole 'past comments' thing is basically a throw-back to the pre-internet era anyway
Just found out that crying for no reason is a major sign of depression.
Hahaha
>>65911084
Fucking tinkers man
>>65911110
haha not really lad have you seen the state of us lol!
>>65911147
oh that explains things
>>65911041
get an xray to see if its your jawbone or your teeth.
if its your jaw you can put a case forward for surgery on the nhs.
if its your teeth orthodontics can fix it... for £3k though
killing two birds with one stone as we speak
>>65911111
screaming
https://www.rt.com/uk/362085-hijab-pulled-down-attack/
>>65911147
>Crying
>Not bottling up your emotions and eventually killing yourself or transcending to a state of bliss emotionless virility
>>65911147
looool
>>65911111
>rancid swine
screeching
>>65911147
>>65911206
>not devoting your life to stoicism
you've only yourself to blame by rejecting what is virtuous and true
busy not shooting the messenger atm
put my bedding in the wash
stage 1: complete
now to put all my rubbish in a bin bag
*gets in a bin bag*
>>65911180
that's doing what? I've always had issues with my teeth
was considering surgery but then I thought nah, it's just plastic they put in your jaw isn't it? what happens if I get lamped? won't that fuck my shit up?
had braces back in the day and that doesn't seem to have done anything
stop carpet bombing the mandem
what did she mean by this
>>65911195
>article has a picture of a woman in a niqab
>Domesday Book
>actually just a census
>>65911147
>depression
>real
It's called being sad lmao
>>65911255
keep me posted x
>>65911274
need a depressed qt gf
>>65911195
truly a serious crime worthy of police attention
going to devote my life to securing justice for the mandem
>>65911285
it's cause the world will end before people actually pay their taxes
might let my nigger mate suck me off lads
Haven't eaten anything for over 24 hours
Quite hungry
>>65911302
it's actually not great if I'm being entirely honest with you
>>65911288
Hahaha How Is Depression Real Just Close Your Feelings Nigga Like Just Walk Away (From Everything) Hahaha
What did they mean by this?
Miss her tbqh.
>>65911332
>>65911285
>tfw village is in the Domesday Book
>>65911367
roll
im ugly and dream of suicide daily because of it
>>65911362
S T R O N G
T
A
N
C
E
>>65911375
same
>>65911367
bap
>>65911147
I never cry so that means I can't be depressed, right?
Haha.
>>65911118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xo3af_6_Jk
>>65911324
the most depressing part was there that scribe meticulously puts down all 5 thousand English thanes whose lands are confiscated to be given to 180 Norman barons
>>65911288
ivan
>>65910403
Idiot
>>65911439
[Redacted]
>>65911367
cob
>>65911375
same
Who wore the power stance best?
>>65911457
what
>>65911439
Hello herts
new gimmick: only using words with letters from one line of the keyboard
most of the vowels are on the top line so this one is quite tricky
>>65911433
were you a top reporter or a wop? a witty lass shall require it
>>65911462
George, obviously
>>65911436
would be a bit unfair if someone took all your land and they didn't even record what they took
all the thanes get to be in the history books and remembered forever
we won't
who's the real winner?
>>65911473
you no longer exist
>>65911482
wrong
https://youtu.be/BG0HUKIQmtA?t=301
>tfw no Lisa and Karl mum & dad
Why does F1 do to justify the presence it has on telly? It's shit yet it gets loads of air time and press. Is it all just about the money and corruption?
>>65911484
typwriter tore you up
>wake up
>people still killing the mandem
ahhh yes
>>65911362
Dr. Pavel I'm Teresa May.
The Flight plan I filed with Her Majesty lists only one of EU, First one to talk gets to stay in my Union
runtland lmao
>>65911462
Theresa May looks like she's going for a piss
>>65911529
fuck off F1 is the GOAT sport
>>65911375
same
is this a good opener on POF
>hey there! i was just browsing and your page caught my eye because i also like [thing mentioned on her profile] and enjoy doing [another thing mentioned on her profile], well nice to meet you ha
>>65911523
Aussie morning TV seems a good laugh.
>>65911529
if you want to watch things go round and round just turn the washing machine on
F1 is for balding, short, chubby men who are not quite in their midlife crisis yet but quickly approaching it
me
>>65911551
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE UN LISTS ME, THE WTO, TTIP HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF EU
FIRST ONE TO NEGOTIATE GETS TO STAY IN MY UNION
How do I seduce a girl lads
>>65911580
hah yeah
>>65911375
just looked it up
same
anybody wanna meet up at the kedbury shire horse farm at 8pm tonight? got some pingers and we're gonna shag some small horses
>>65911529
It's all on sky now isn't it? in which case it's justified by the number of subscribers
>Ms May was challenged by the SNP’s George Kerevan, who asked: "Are you prepared to authorise a nuclear strike that could kill hundreds of thousands of men, women and children?”
>Ms May replied with one word: “Yes.”
>>65911621
It's on Channel 4 presented by Steve Jones as well as Sky.
>>65911595
Didn't see many of those when I went to the Monaco GP
>>65911603
Start by showing them your big willy.
You have a big willy, right?
this is my current favourite gatto video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q
@65911484
dont get it
>>65911523
are karl
>>65911603
You abandon hope completely.
>>65911315
my thoughts exactly
every day there is some native being harassed by muslims, yet that is not newsworthy
also islam is a religion, so how can it be racially motivated?
I swear they are literally islamising Western Europe.
Honestly reckon I've got the highest (You) ratio out of anyone here and all I do is repost shite from twitter
>>65911660
not arsed
>>65911664
can you introduce me? if I had cancer my make a wish would honestly be to meet him
Will cry real tears when she inevitably dies young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCGjW6Bwjs
>>65911639
BASED
How do I play guitar lads?
>>65911681
having an admire
>>65911657
t. Chubby balding accountant
>>65911705
did you just assume her gender?
>>65911713
this >>65911675
>>65911703
a few of my m8s have met him desu apparently he's exactly the same in person which is pretty based
post your village's Domesday book entries
just filed for my tax rebate
going to spend it on the hooker so the tory bastards never get their hands on it again
never trust the welsh
>>65911742
such a bwoiiiii
>>65911705
christ she's looking worse by the day
>>65911739
do you ever get tired?
>>65911713
Like this https://youtu.be/xnVcbWuCjnQ
>>65911713
learn basic chords, and practice finger positions and changing from chord to chord as well as exercises designed to increase coordination between hands for picking then start basic songs.
jumping right into songs is pleb tier and you'll learn awful habits.
>>65911748
>there were like 40 people in a village
Imagine the inbreeding
>>65911694
rather not replying that to me
how can one man be so confident
>I could not get through September without a battle
>I faced death
>I went in with my arms swinging
>but I heard my own breath
>and I had to face that I'm still living
>I'm still flesh
>I hold on to awful feelings
>I'm not dead
>there's no end
>my face is red
>my bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood flows harshly
>my heeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaart beats loudly
>my chest still draws breath
>I hold it
>I'm buoyant
>>65911768
which pre-photography king you reckon was the cheekiest lad judging by portraits and whatnot
could batter any irish runt in this thread no dramas
>>65911748
not bad
>>65911748
link
>>65911831
I think it's time to stop now lad, what do you think?
>>65911748
Wasn't even built until the 20th Century, it was just an abandoned Roman baths site until then
>>65911866
i still love her...
>>65911826
is this even a contest? it's Henry VIII without question, he was an absolute lad and it's attested by pretty much everybody who ever met him
found a tenner earlier
get in
>>65911819
check this chat
look her beautiful she was back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNMc1Q1nVWc
This is fucking beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHz8Zr8fj6I
>>65911580
>ha
>>65911906
stop assuming the gender you pig.
>>65911904
un gatto gay
>>65911906
think her mum's been nicking her food tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T31v1KYM8I
allo
>>65911748
>£6
The fuck
what's a "permanent revolution" when it's at home?
>>65911598
Howling at this image
>>65911874
just pack it in
>>65911941
>un gatto gayo
ftfy
>>65911925
is that a yes or a no
>>65911915
colours are too saturated and the VHS effects are too overused, nothing like a real VHS tape Tbh
business idea:
vocaroo yourselves so called 'howling' at things
>>65911979
>>65911979
>>65911979
new one JF free
>>65911990
fuck off indonesia
>>65911944
Why is her mum watching her daughter die instead of having her committed to an institution and force fed
>>65911748
>>65912009
im from birmingham you spanner
>>65912024
the mum gets two dinners
>>65911748
Taxable units: Taxable value 8.3 geld units. Payments of 1.5 meadow, pasture, woodland.
Value: Value to lord in 1066 £4. Value to lord in 1086 £4.
Households: 20 villagers. 4 smallholders. 2 slaves.
Ploughland: 22 ploughlands (land for). 1 lord's plough teams. 7 men's plough teams.
Other resources: Meadow 10 acres. Woodland 2 * 1 leagues.
Lord in 1066: Earl Edwin.
Lord in 1086: King William.
Tenant-in-chief in 1086: King William.
>>65912045
literally doxxed
>>65911959
Trotskyist nonsense
>>65912049
fuck off paki
>>65911977
No you are incorrect.
Nov 25, 2011, runtime 2:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZUxTAblqNI
Do not reply to me again today.