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>>65909315
France
HOMOSURE
>>65909324
who are you?
I LOVE TO PUMP CRACK
LOVE TO STAY STRAPPED
LOVE TO KILL JAPS
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH
>>65909376
NO!
>>65909413
Agatha?
Coprolalia
Color!
もう遅いから寝なさい。
>>65909430
Please.
>>65909324
furansu
>>65909436
ちんこまんこうんこ
Would you date a girl from Liechtenstein?
>>65909452
まだ22時だし…
明日は祝日で休みだし…
>>65909493
Wonderful post.
>>65909540
What is a Liechtenstein?
ohayo nihonkun!
@65909597
It's like a very, very tiny Germany.
明日はバイト始めるぞ
>>65909540
...can't afford Liechtensteiner gf...
>>65909547
>明日は祝日で休みだし…
本当、何を祝いますか?
>>65909606
*nihon-sama
>>65909482
I said 'no'.
>>65909639
Jew day.
>>65909443
うまいわ
>>65909443
チンコ忘れてるぞ
>>65909677
Your benis says YES.
>>65909540
Why do you ask an obvious question?
Anyway I bet I will never meet a girl from Liechtenstein in my life
>>65909625
It's so close and I wasn't aware of it existence
Imagine being a jap salaryman
You work 15 hours/day for literal peanuts
You have to get on a smelly, crowded train twice every day
You get harassed by your boss, who is retarded, but your boss simply because he's older than you
Think I would kill myself tb h
>>65909625
It's famous for banking secrecy and fund registration...to me, it's more like a tiny Switzerland or Luxembourg.
Dans ma chatte y a de la mouille...bonne nuit! ;)
hate & race = japanese thread?
>>65909513
絵にしてくれないとイメージできません
>>65909847
Lewd t.bh
>>65909634
お!どんなバイト?
>>65909867
Hateofulo Peru
>>65909867
誰がハゲ&レズやねん
>>65909843
Yes, that's probably a better comparison actually.
Although Luxembourg is already tiny itself.
>>65909716
Thank you
>>65909731
How could I forget ?
>>65909867
did cindy have nice feet peru? did you ever get a look at her tootsies in the summer or spring?
>>65909944
ウェイターです
君は働いてるの?またはニートか?
japan sorry to be rude but does that gayass name piko taro lived in fukushima? cause he is the only one who could produce a garbage and an example of why two nukes is too much and thanks to him everyone in my neighborhood blasting PPAP inside AND outside in their houses
seriouly....did he make a seal from a devil or some sort? you have a lot of those.
please answer japan
parilalia
>>65909961
Andorra maybe?
パスポートは忘れてもいい
お母さんを忘れてもいい
だがチンコだけは忘れてはいけない
>>65909828
Better life for Thai salarymen?
>>65910079
Duterte please
>>65910075
・・・悲しい社畜です。
ウェイターさんって地味に凄く大変な仕事だよね、頭下がります
>>65909828
My cv looks more appealing than yours.
>>65910117
Probably, but I don't care
>>65910079
I actually didnt know that guy's name before you said
>piko taro
man. it sounds already horrible
>>65910079
pikotaro ? is Korean.
>>65910415
Are you sure it is? or just meme?
>>65910456
Look at his face, it's obvious.
>>65910415
???
>>65910241
サラリーマンか?
大変かもしれないけど、俺はオフィスワーク全然我慢できないのよ。だから個人的に肉体労働がマシだね。
>>65910506
Okay, it's just meme mate
so he is korean? god damn it japan thats an alien...why didnt you call the jsdf or edf or whatever that is
>>65910415
It's always the Koreans.
>>65910243
jap i could BUY you
>>65910552
he is Korean or at least Zainichi Korean.
Japanese know this at a glance.
>>65910666
so fucking true, every time a citizen does ANYTHING bad in japan, he's always a korean and chinese
>Jap comitted murder? must be a korean or chinese, japanese people don't commit crime
>>65910722
Sounds familiar in Thailand too, isn't it...farang's fault
>>65910781
m8 I don't know or really care, I'm not a thai and I don't interact with thai people
>>65910611
But you guys love dancing to the silly stuff from the north east asia.
Opo Pinoy Style (Filipino Oppa Gangnam Style Parody) https://youtu.be/s0X4zcDMht0
>>65910805
do you have any friend in thailand?
What does this sentence mean: 十分に生かせず ?
穴マン, are you here?
What happened to the brit who said he was going to make history videos in Japanese? Was he joking?
>>65910852
being unable to make the most of it.
>>65910685
how many do zainichi exist in japan?
>>65910891
Thanks!
>>65910888
This isn't brit made, but...
history of japan https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o
>>65910932
Very interesting. Thank you for linking.
>>65910805
fuck off you gay farang NEET.
>>65910891
>make the most of (it)
>to make the best use of it
>意味: ~を最大限に活用/利用する
ほう
>>65910880
I heard he died during gay sex.
>>65910840
I have, but they aren't thai
>>65911028
Kek kuala lumpur is shit too
>>65911158
Come visit japland.
Let's fuck jap girls together.
I don't really like japs. but i like to talk about japan and asia.
Am I welcome here?
ミクさんの足
>>65911276
no
退屈…
>>65911291
Hur går det nihonjin janai? Är du student nu eller?
放っておくとロリスレになる不思議なスレ
>>65911391
Aa, vad är du?
>>65911519
そんなバカな…
now we sved
>>65911602
I made it for le /fr/ yesterday
>>65911519
百合スレになる方がいいと思います
>>65911576
女の子のファッションからして2003年くらい
トランプ
>>65911798
壁を建てるさんがもう負けたみたい
バギナをつかむ
I like VR
Não deixe para amanhã o que você pode fazer hoje...
A vida é muito curta...Ela passa num piscar de olhos.
if a japanese man goes to roppongi, gets on his knees and spreads his butthole wide
will a nigerian have sex with his butthole?
>>65911798
イズ フィニッシュド
Almost done !
>>65911995
if a white and christian man goes to compton, gets on his knees and spreads his butthole wide
will a black person have sex with his butthole?
>>65911957
ki megda vuze ta falandu ai kara?
>>65912042
messy edges
>>65911519
ここには分かってるだけでも俺、レミー、パンツ屋etc.の生粋のロリ好きがいるからな
そう言えばロリ博士もいたな
>>65912042
Pretty cool design but perspective is inconsistent
I am an expert at art
>>65911949
What are the best lewd VR apps?
>>65912121
Yeah ink can be a bitch sometimes
>>65912071
you usually avoid the japan generals
why are you here
>>65912189
I agree
>>65912200
check out /r/adultvrgames/
>>65912042
Show more pictures you've painted.
>>65912236
no other interesting thread outside there while i wanna make some posts
>>65912270
o shit why didn't I know about this, I've always been at /r/oculusnsfw
>>65912200
Waifu sex simulator is pretty gud
There is plenty of characters naked or not and animation
how do jap guys contain their boners with all the jap girls around going barefoot and taking off their shoes everywhere?
i'd want to sniff and lick all the cute female feet around me
>>65912657
>Girl wanted to brag to me about her super expensive extremely minimalist Louis Vuitton sandals she was wearing
>Looked down at them
>Pretended to look at the sandals but I took the time to enjoy her feet instead
>>65912657
>>65912307
Colored
Remi?
>>65912799
>>Girl wanted to brag to me about her super expensive extremely minimalist Louis Vuitton sandals she was wearing
Are you "the gay friend"?
>>65912657
t.Man who sleeps with shoes on
>>65912907
I feel like he's familiar but I can't quite place him.
Where is he from?
>>65913177
weren't you here when he got all excited about going to buy shoes and the entire thread called him a fag?
>>65913254
>>65913177
hey i like buying shoes
>>65912812
as ugly as her head
If my favorite things to enjoy in Japanese rely not in my understanding of the language, got am I possibly going to learn it?
>>65913238
Darkest Dungeon
Black&White
>>65913177
It's well known that that swede is a beta fag, he can't even get a jap GF, he had to settle for a korean FUCKING KEK
>>65913254
I bought new shoes two days ago
>>65913587
damn bitch with shopping addiction
>>65913587
>goes on about buying designer clothes
>can't even afford his own apartment
>>65913717
Not my fault I look fabulous
People always mistake me for being french
>>65913587
i bought these 2 days ago too actually
http://www.adidas.co.uk/nmd_r1-shoes/S31515.html?prefn1=sizeSearchValue&prefv1=13
>>65913768
I am worried about your student loan debt
>>65913768
I buy clothes once or twice a year
>>65913781
Pic related, my csn debt
>>65913768
>People always mistake me for being french
Quel dommage
>>65913814
Same as me then
I am worried about your father's credit card debt
>>65913839
Pic related, my father's credit card debt
>>65913772
Ugly as fuck, dog
>>65913945
I am worried about your financial situation
I have forgotten how you got your monies
>>65913808
Because you're a normal person and not a slimy poofter.
>>65913772
>>65913998
Pic related, my financial situation
>>65913998
he lives in a fucking sharehouse, he clearly doesn't have any money KEK
>>65914154
Var får du dina pengar ifrån?
>>65914214
Lite härochdär
>>65914269
Säg nu
Berätta för miku
>>65914326
Söööt
Men mannen det är för dest mesta sparkapital, tar också ut ickelån från csn bara för att, kör lite engelska lektioner ltie då och då etc
>>65914213
You talk about other people's finances like Chinese.
御里が知れますわ
>>65914367
ickelånってなに?
>>65914422
Bidrag dummsnut
>>65914410
>talks bad about japs and japan
>therefore he MUST be chinese!
>>65914470
Kan inte jag också få det? :(
>>65914499
Pluggaru så fåruju
>>65914470
looks pregnant in thumbnail
>>65914640
she has my baby.
>>65914628
får under 3k i månaden
räcker inte ens till hyran
>>65914808
Amen de plussarju på bara i kassan serru, fixar deg på andra vägar också brorsan
ビクは なん ですか?
"カブはビクともしません"
>>65914808
csn bidrag om man inte har högre bidrag är ju cirka 3, måste ju ha lånet också
>>65914886
>「びくともしない」の「びく」は、
>かすかな動きを表す擬態語の「びくっ」からきました。
>「びくびくする」「びくっとする」も同じ「びくっ」ですね。
>>65914993
ああああ、そう ですか
ありがとう ございます
>>65915073
どういたしまして(´・ω・`)
ティラミス食べたい
Why are there no benches and no trashcans like anywhere in tokyo?
If i wanna throw away a cup i have to go into 7-11 and misuse their waste bins.
Also, what is the fine for walking against red light? It seems like noone challenges these lights, even at crossings on small streets where there are no cars in sight.
こんにちは。
可愛い男の娘のお尻欲しいだよ
>>65915170
>Great Big Enormous Turnip.jpg
Is it a known fairytale in Japan? I saw it in an AU commercial once (that one with Momotaro and Kintaro)
>>65915589
超有名だよ。原作はロシア語だったっけ?
>>65915688
Da.
>>65915786
Хopoшo
>>65915469
こんばんは!元気?
>>65915459
If we don't clean up a mess we made, someone has to. That's something we try to avoid as much as possible.
We stop at a zebra crossing to set a good example for kids.
>>65915886
元気だよ!
あなたは?
>>65915786
We Japanese learn how important it is to cooperate from the story literally. (=゚ω゚)ノ
>>65915932
>We stop at a zebra crossing to set a good example for kids.
But it there a fine for j-walking? I don't wanna end up getting charged 50000 yen for just ignoring a red light at a crossing on an empty street.
>>65915996
>We Japanese
It's you...
>>65916073
sorry, "jaywalking" it is. Im not american fuck..
>>65916073
If you can watch out for cars, you can watch out for policemen too, no?
>>65916073
I never got fined (^:
Don't be a pussy
PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPENISPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA
>>65916165
Damn it, stop avoiding my question :P.
>>65916192
I enjoy lots of cheese on it.
>>65915962
元気だよ、でも少し眠いw
>>65916166
Your mom has a 15 cm deep pussy, i measured it yesterday.
Inte djup nog för min kuk dock.
>>65916192
>PENIS
>>65916321
Inte djup nog för min heller :^)
いつ頃お前たちの体はインタネットにをアップロードしましたか
when did you post your body on the internet
do you ever use に and を in combination, if not what would be the right particle
>>65916306
寝るべきだ、日本人さん。
>>65916371
MAMMAKNULLARE!
>>65916192
I point my elbow,then I ask you
'what do you say this in Japanese?'
>>65916392
いつ(頃)
お前たち「は」
(自分の)体(の写真)「を」
インターネット「に」
アップロードしましたか
I can't think of the situation where I say にを combined together...
>>65916241
https://www.reddit.com/r/japanlife/comments/3hjnh1/what_is_general_consensus_on_jaywalking_in_japan/
>>65916479
ありがとうwそうします
good night amigo!またね
>>65916606
Fuck your damn language.
>>65916789
おやすみなさい!
>>65916649
thanks that helps a lot
オメェらの雄臭え書き込みを見てたら勃起しちまったぜ
>>65916796
>>65916606
HIJI?
>ピザって10回言ってみて
>>65917000
Im just getting so tired of trying to speak with people. Noone understands me anyway, i might aswell speak swahili and just point at things.
国旗見てもどこの国かわからないことも多いんだけどどこの国か調べることできる方法ってある?
教えてくれたまえ ちみたち
>>65917089
I understand.
Still it's nice to understand others and get yourself understood by others.
Start trying again when you are not tired.
Good luck.
>>65917008
う…うん、まゆゆ正解
(´・ω・`).。oO(ヒザ!ってボケて欲しかったな…しょぼーん)
>>65917239
Yeah, im fucking lonely.
Noone to talk to.
Thanks and good night.
>>65916999
んならさっさとボッキティンコうpしろや
>>65917089
What's your native language, anon?
>>65916606
ピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザペニスピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザ
>>65917089
Try harder with your studies
>>65917301
Sleep sweetly, anon.
>>65916741
>Japanese people just assume anyone who crosses must be crossing because the signal turned green. The amount of times people have blindly followed me almost to their death is unbelievable.
topkek
>>65917239
What is this? Cute poster has a jpn proxy?
>>65917212
PCならマウスのカーソルを国旗の上に載せると国名が表示される
スマホだとそれはできないからひたすら国旗を覚えよう
>>65917212
僕はwikipediaと地図を使います。
we Japanese must conquer The F., strip him naked and tie him to Tokyo Tower
>>65917727
wut
did he do something bad
why are the flag of french, netherlands, russia so similar?
>>65917780
He ate a whole cake for his birthday and didn't share it with anyone
>>65917810
Russian flag was """inspired""" by the Dutch flag because Peter the Great was a massive kankerboo
>>65917635
マジやん 今まで知らなかったわ サンキュ
今まではずっと国旗を押して別画面に表示するみたいなことをやってたけど国旗をずっとカーソル上に合わせるだけで英語で国名が表示されるんだな
>>65917638
なるほど そういう方法もありやな
God natt allesammans
Sov gott och vakna tort
Why are there so many Swedes in this thread, me included?
>>65917980
and the current Dutch flag date back to the time they were part of the Empire.
>>65917942
damn
he deserves Skytree instead of Tokyo tower
>>65917998
God natt gozaimasu, nihonjinjanai
>>65918012
Really?I dont think that..
>>65918140
There are at least 4, unless some of us are using a proxy or changing names. You'll just have to take my word for it when I say I'm not doing either of those.
Nihonjin wa arimasen is Swedish so that makes one, then there's another Swedish anon with a Japanese flag (I think he's on vacation there) so that's two, then there's another anonymous Swedish poster with a Swedish flag (who isn't me) so that makes 3, but he could just be Swedenhito without the name (if he isn't, then that's 4) and finally there's me, which makes it 4 (or 5.)
そういえば4chanの時間表示って時差があるのに全部日本時間になってるけどこれは他の国から見たらその国の時間で表示されてるのかな?
>>65918275
>then there's another anonymous Swedish poster with a Swedish flag (who isn't me) so that makes 3
That's me, hello
大日本帝国の再生はいつ?
I guess what they say about birds of a feather is true.
>>65918344
うん。
サイトは各国の自分の時間を示します。
>2:04 PM
Food porn pls
>>65918413
ポルトガルが復活したら
>>65918637
*AM
>>65918413
お前はいつも同じこと言ってるよな
ぞい子を犯したいとか帝国がなんちゃらとか
>>65918275
I see. But,why do you know that two Swedish with Japanese flag are Swedish? And I think There are no ID in 4chan like 2ch...
>>65918529
なるほど やっぱりそうなんだな サンキュ
国によって表示が違うのは面白いね
>>65917727
He'll surrender and undress himself just by telling him what we are going to do to him.
>>65918782
Oh, I mistake.
「I think There are no ID in 4chan ''unlike,, 2ch」
>>65918750
お前もいつも変な話題について会話してる
漫画の描き方
>>65918782
>I see. But,why do you know that two Swedish with Japanese flag are Swedish? And I think There are no ID in 4chan like 2ch...
It's pretty easy to guess: they talk all the time about fashion and one of them is gay.
>>65918930
Really?I see.
>>65918903
私の髪の毛は39みたいな形です。
>>65918782
>But,why do you know that two Swedish with Japanese flag are Swedish?
Because I have seen them speak Swedish in this (or the previous?) thread. So unless they are using Google Translate, and the people with Swedish flags are just using proxies, I have pretty good reasons to believe they're Swedish.
>>65918983
I am not even kidding.
>>65918012
>>65918275
>>65918367
>>65918437
I think we can accommodate the entire Swedish population in Hokkaido.
Come and settle when EU falls apart.
>>65918275
also 死角
>>65917810
They are all tsundere
>>65918930
>they talk all the time about fashion and one of them is gay.
But how do you tell us apart from yourselves then?
>>65918413
東ティモールはいらない
>>65918995
ミク?
>>65918995
>>65918995
ふわふわ
>>65919086
Did we do that? I dont really recall to be frank... but Im not that often on the thread.
Tbh I think is far easier to spot french by saying something positive on anglos and watch him get mad.
>inb4 anglo aren't the biggest pleague of this world
>>65919096
よかった 緊張していた、アジアの他の地方はどうするんだい?
>>65919192
ああ、何かそうみたいな風です
>>65919050
>>65919411
>>65919269
>>65919269
Anglos are our friends, anon.
They make the world a better place, and have even given their language to the common man.
>>65919557
メシテロ!
Is this dish blueberry crumble?
>>65919674
>Anglos are our friends
>our
>>65919322
>アジアの他の地方
…いらないや(´・ω・`)
>>65919411
マッシュポテトがふわふわで美味しそう…
>>65919013
I see. Thank you.
But I use Google Translate when I use English.HAHA
But Its dificult to read English accurately and
to use English accurately and they take time because I am not English native.
>>65919050
左にあるのはブラッドソーセージ?
焼肉行きたいけど金ないから行けない・・・・
バイトしないといけないんだろうけどめんどくせえな
働かないで金欲しい 不労所得が欲しいと思うこのころ
>>65920092
What?
>>65910905
Population of zainichi is about 500,000 people now.
The population of zainichi before quarter of century was about 690,000 people.
The population of zainichi decreases for naturalization to Japan mainly.
>>65919989
どういたしまして、日本人さん
>>65919759
Smulpaj
>>65920059
ビートルート
>>65919759
så desu ne
nihao,
this is the only word I know,
I don't know how to say goodbye,
so,
please teach me so I can say goodbye one last time
>>65920337
>>65920477
xiexie
>>65920337
ボルシチを作るときに使う食材だっけ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JAQLpqqu7M
found this funny conversation about japan on /gif/
>>>/gif/9407691
>>>/gif/9408488
>>65920205
4chanは英語が共通語だからね でも英語を解読したり英語に四苦八苦したりするのもけっこう楽しいよ
English is common language in 4chan.
But,I am enjoy to read English and to be at pains to English so on.
>>65919674
そういうことがないけど多分古いお金持ちの寡婦を結婚してみます 笑 ( ´∀` )
>>65920562
found my favourite show, thank you!
>>65920692
What were you doing on /gif/?
>>65920477
Cao ni ma
>>65920516
ビートルートはボルシチに肝要だ
bow-legged Japanese sharts in her pants
lots of Japanese women are bow-legged and can't control their bowel movements
>>65920337
thank you
まゆゆが貼る料理画像はいつも美味そう
>>65920695
I do not know what this says, but thank you for agreeing with me whole-heartedly.
>>65920374
looks yummy.
I like crumbles.
>>65920939
I said you should try to mary an old widow :DD
though, I meant to quote
>>65920154
>そういうことがないけど、古いお金持ちの寡婦を結婚してみたらどうですか 笑 ( ´∀` )
>Ryan Boundless is back with Rie
lel what a cuck
4chanって英語以外の言語も書き込まれてたりするけどヨーロッパの言語は最初英語かなと思って読み込み始めたら英語じゃないってことも多い
やっぱり似てるんだろうね アルファベットに近い文字使ってたりするし
それに文法構造も多分近いんだろうからヨーロッパの人が英語をマスターするのは日本人よりもずっと楽なんだろう
日本語と英語はかけ離れた言語だからなかなか難しい
俺もそうだけど中高と英語を勉強し続けて日本人はこのありさまだし
I'll make the next thread
I will make the next thread
>>65921533
I…I got it.
310になったらよろしく
>>65921598
Too bad, I already called it
>>65921598
The bump limit is 310, anon.
suredo
>>65921598
The F is quick
>>65921941
What do you think about the #1 swedish cuisine kebabpizza?
>>65921941
He deletes threads much more quickly when he's in a bad mood.
I shaved my girldick just for you
is japan 5000 or 3000 years old?
>>65921342
大抵に「articles」と「conjonction」だけ言語をすぐに割れるために足ります。
「articles」と「conjonction」というは助詞のような言葉です。
例えば、「the」とか 「on」とか 「from」とか 「to」などです。
>>65921533
NEW THREAD
>>65922261
>>65922261
>>65922261
>>65922156
12000
>>65921987
>kebabpizza is #1
Impossible
If true, then what place is this? Check mate, atheists
>>65922156
I don't know the details.
but, this year is 皇暦2676 desu.
i steal without being seen the last post as always
in your dreams fuccboi
TUT! TUT!
けつ
why dont you go to next thread?
ケツ
>>65926131
Did you see the new secret Moa Kikuchi pics her actress friend posted on twitter?
ketsu
>>65926131
https://twitter.com/lespros_k_yui/status/785112216202727424
She deleted it quickly.
>>65926379
don't tell no one :)
кeцy
まゆゆ
ay
>>65926194
>>65926379
oh! thanks m8
Ok, I'll give the last post to you
wth
>>65926194
it was this became a topic before a little in 2ch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkkRVjdq62U
>>65926775
There are 2 more I think.
Also someone snuck in during rehearsal and took a pic.
>>65926825
yeah, i think so too.
>>65927005
Every picture Moa took >>65926379
was with food lol
ketsu
i wanted to talk more, but was too late
wut?
K
E
T
U
>>65927280
>>65926587 What? WTF!?
>>65927365
Oh, sorry, you go ahead
funny joke, mayuyu
someone make a thread already
>>65927631
GO TO>>65922288
>>65927631
K, I make, give me a second
>>65927708
Okay, see you there.
>>65927716
Bump the last one on the catalog, this could be another 10 minutes.
stop the post
i will be a winner finally. the fact remains that
last for Sweden
>>65928007
congrats
>>65928007
last for kyouko
MAYUYU IS SLY
s m h
huh
t b h
never give up
f a m
ok ok you can have it
i give up
>>65928245
That's the spirit
oioi
this is literal cancer
I don't even want it tb h
once you have last nobody will care about it
>>65928302
pack it in