I am female and I was fallen in love with atmosphere in the game - Life is Strange.
Damn, I live in Ural, Chelyabinsk oblast and it looks like total shit. Guys are rude and ugly bydlo. Girls are all bydlo whores and sluts without any taste.
Weather is shit, arcitecture is ugly, everything is shity and ugly here.
I wish I can move to Oregon, but I HAVE NO IDEA how to do it.
Yeah, someone will say - come and marry some local dude. But... it is too dangerous. It is too far from me. I don't even have money on tickets to west coast of US. The only thing I have - I am 7\10 in Russia and probably 9\10 in USA. But who needs some girl, if she has disgusting stupid accent, no education, only her appearance? I am not whore, no! I am not, I still have some dignity. And if my relationship with some american boy will be based only on my attractiveness, he will dump me soon and I will stay with nothing in foreigh alien country.
Any advice? I know, you don't like female here, but I have no idea where may I ask about it, because this is the only international forum I know.
Just look at the pic. This is heaven I want to live in and the hell I live in. ;___;
Pls, help with advice.
post pic bby
What do you know about North Carolina?
>>65890194
It's getting hit by a hurricane.
>>65890194
Nothing, does it have good atmosphere like Oregon?
>>65890042
Stop being bitch first of all
Good bait
>>65890262
i am not
>>65890147
why do you care.
>>65890256
What do you mean atmosphere? Like climate/weather?
Some areas are somewhat similar, NC has mountains, flat lands, swampy areas, and beaches, so it depends where you are.
>>65890042
Im woman hear my roar I'm playing shitty games and want to move from Russia everyone here is bydlo probably communists as well. I like oregano but i don't know how to move here pls send money or phone number i will gladly suck your cock for citizenship
>>65890444
hot guys, friendly people, nice arcitecture, clean, etc
>>65890426
>I am 7\10 in Russia and probably 9\10 in USA
you can't go saying stuff like that without giving proofs first
>>65890553
I am naked and posting from bed with telephone. Here is one photo, I am in the right...
>>65890630
You're 4/10.
>>65890675
may be, but you do it just for lulz, I have told I am good looking.
>>65890630
still not convinced
post a pic of your hand right now
>>65890706
>good looking
Top kek my brother looks better
>>65890733
Better yet, the necklace/ugly thing on her throat.
>>65890802
ok, but I think I am at leat 7\10 in USA, american girls are al ugly and fat.
Why do Russians (especially the female ones) have a boner for USA? You see this shit every once in awhile.
>>65890859
You would be like a 5/10 in my city or a city like Portland. Average.
>>65890988
cuz usa is best country ever and russian is total shit
>>65891009
I don't bealive you, I am from West Ukraine, where girls are 1000 times better looking than american ones and I was there above average. You are big troll))))))0
>>65890988
They consider themselves special
>>65890630
>implying we haven't seen this photo before
Try again, Ivan.
i think ur rly qt
we can escape to the US together
but pls post hand first
>>65891050
>fucking tunnels
>painted hair
>fucked up makeup
>Brezhnev eyebrows
Western Ukraine girls are probably ugly af
>>65890988
slav women are brought up as princesses nowadays
pls
Just marry some loser from the USA. Find some slobby cunt online and get yourself some tickets over there.
pls gib proofs
>>65891092
I am not interested in Norvegia, I am interested in local american WHITE male. 185cm+
>>65891101
such a life in Chelyabinks oblast'
>>65891085
it is original photo from my phone, lol
>>65891151
I tried, no one fall for this, to be honest, and I am not that cruel, I need guy, who I like
>>65890147
kys
>>65891101
I just want to look cute.
>>65890859
Have you ever been to America? Think before you meme. In any city you are ugly.
>>65891218
Stupid foregners
>>65891277
I wan't. Ok, I am ugly, but I feel like I will be happy in USA.
>>65891262
You looks like woman from mythbusters
>>65891262
>choker
kek, dumb slut to boot
Why do you make these threads?
>>65891327
we all look like that here.
>>65891009
>>65891277
> Yanks pretending most of their woman are attractive.
>>65891372
>tattoos
>>65890042
>I am not whore, no!
Дa нe пизди. A ecли гoвopить пo дeлy - тyт и cpeди pyccкoязычных пoлнo oдинoких кyнчикoв. Ecли ты хoтя бы 6/10, тo нaйдeшь бeз пpoблeм, oн eщe нa pyкaх нocить тeбя бyдeт. Ho pycня тycyeтcя в Hью-Йopкe, в ocнoвнoм.
>>65891372
It's time to nuke chelyabinsk you stuck in the 2015
>>65891467
Haхyя? Hью Йopк этo жe пapaшa ecть штaты пoлyчшe.
>>65891470
so, what is going on in 2016?
>>65891549
Seems you are having such a good time in your pictures, why the sudden change?
Ivan dump you and now you have to work and shit?
>>65891398
this desu senpai, sure she's no stunner but above average in the US.
Hey OP, if I, a tall and handsome Australian, went to your shit part of Russia, would qts be competing to have sex with me?
>>65891277
Lie, we all girls here hot in usa.
>autists still fall for this bait
>>65891615
No
>>65891605
It is only for pics in vk and instagrams, we are all inhappy here
>>65891619
>here hot in usa
What did it means by this?
>>65891509
Ecть cвoи плюcы и минycы. B Hью-Йopкe мoжнo жить ceбe, ocтaвaяcь пидopaшкoй. B дaннoм cлyчae я нe c ocyждeниeм гoвopю. Пpocтo нe вceм кoмфopтнo в aбcoлютнo чyжoм oбщecтвe.
>>65891398
>>65891615
If you go to most cities in the US she'd be average at best.
All I did was search festivals in Denver, typical crowd in Denver - you're telling me she'd really jump out of that crowd?
Russians are low tier humans
Please don't come here
>>65891773
yes, I will
>>65891788
I am ukrainian.
>>65891810
D E G E N E R A C Y
>>65891868
nothing degenerate there.
And I am still virgin so, it is just style.
>>65891850
Even lower. Stay where you are and try to make your country less Africa tier.
>>65891923
Dude, stop. These girls are from West ukraine and I am pedojew.
>>65891896
>russian girl
>virgin
Hahahahahahahahahaha good one jew
>>65891810
>smoking
That is disgusting tier.
>People still respond to pedo jew threads
>>65891850
don't you fear to became fat and meth addict if you go to America?
yбeй ceбя пeдoжид
and everyone who replies to these threads seriously should kill themselves as well desu
>>65891990
Who makes these threads? To what end?
>>65891990
>>65891975
>>65891953
>>65891952
>>65891945
>>65891923
>>65891868
>>65891788
>>65891773
>>65891757
>>65891690
>>65891615
>>65891605
>>65891615
tfw these girls are from West Ukraine and they hate kikes like me and will never be with me.
>no west ukrainian kurwa gf
>>65891940
Oh so thats why they dont look like mongoloid subhumans
>>65892006
cuz girls from west ukraine like this hate jews like me and I am suffering
>>65892072
do you hate jews too?
>>65890630
>small breast
>chelyabinsk girl, so probably poisoned by radiation and shitty ecology
>chelyabinsk also means shortest legs in whole population
>probably short in general, around 165 cm or shorter kek
>can't even compete with russian womynz from southern european part of the country
>thinks she is 7/10
hahah fuck off cunt)))00
>>65892094
I once had sex with a Russian Jew girl if that helps you out.
>>65892006
pedojew. he's an ugly autistic russian jew who shitposts constantly about the same topics. Sometime's it's shit about western women who use drugs/have premarital sex, other times he pretends to be a girl and posts camwhore pics he finds on vk as """proof.""" iirc he also used to post pics of underage girls that he would find on vk, thus the first half of his name.
>>65892096
I am hairy zhid, you autistic newfag. and girls from West ukraine like these wll never be with me.
>>65892133
tell me info pls
>>65892143
are you stalker? ;__; tell me about yourself
>>65891850
What's the difference between russians and ukrainians?
>>65892143
/int/ is a magical place
>>65890042
How do you look? Post pic of face and tits. If you hot I marry you after fuck time.
>>65892173
I met her in Georgia (the country) and we just talked for a bit because she spoke perfect English, had a couple of drinks and then had sex the same night. It was pretty nice.
>>65890042
>>65890256
>>65890533
How do you feel about Florida?
>But who needs some girl, if she has disgusting stupid accent, no education, only her appearance? I am not whore, no! I am not, I still have some dignity. And if my relationship with some american boy will be based only on my attractiveness, he will dump me soon and I will stay with nothing in foreigh alien country.
Well I could use a live-in girlfriend who is willing to be a homemaker.
>I am female
Stopped reading. KILL YOURSELF
>>65891810
>yes i will
>95% of murican womenz are taller than u
womenlet, when they will learn?
>>65890988
Russian women are famous for being gold digging whores.
>>65892258
I hope you're not falling for this dumbass bait shit.
>>65892173
>>65890630
You look like my old college roommate.
>>65892182
they both suffer, cuz smart jews stolen al shekels and they are poor cucks now
>now I suffer, cuz I am not smart jew
>>65892213
ok
>>65892182
Ukraine true white, Russians Mongols rape bastard
>>65892258
do you like me
>>65892173
>you autistic newfag
>shittiest int board in interwbs
>pretends i should know about every single schizo shitposting namefag
o-ok
>>65892173
>are you stalker? ;__; tell me about yourself
нeт, пpocтo ты мeня yжe дaвнo зaeбaл.
>>65892408
i dont care, no one know in the internet, that I am dog
>>65892311
Nah.
There are enough Venezuelan, Colombian, Cuban and [spoiler]Argentine[/spoiler] qts here that I'm pretty set either way.
>>65892401
Nasty
>>65892448
Tы тoт хyй, чтo... oткyдa ты тaм... Бля, я peaльнo пoeхaл yжe, paбoтaю бeз выхoдных, пpocти ;(
>>65890042
>Life is Strange
why do women like that game so much, jesus
I mean it was decent enough and overall I'm happy I bought it (on sale, mind you), but there was still a ton wrong with it, it most certainly isn't a "great" game. But women because fucking entranced by it for some reason.
>>65892488
because I look like Max, the same cutie :3
>>65891953
It's like watching wrestling, it's fun if you pretend it's real.
>>65890042
Real talk I have a Russian friend who has a dad who falls for any cute slav foriegner and tries to get one of his friends or family to marry her to get her in. He lives in Washington which is pretty much North Oregon with more rain. I'm sure there are plenty of SJW nu-males in Oregon who would help you get in the country if you pull the pity card really hard. Meanwhile Viets pay $40k for white and asian guys to marry them so they can get into the country.
>>65892573
ur waifu is a cute
>>65890042
Fuck off Pedojew
>>65890042
The easiest way for you to get to Oregon from your current position is to go to the nearest international airport and stay on the streets in the local city until your clothes are sufficiently ragged and your body odor has reached the point where you smell closer to a decomposing body than an actual living human being.
Oh, and before I forget - this is important - make sure you still have enough money for a TWO way ticket to Portland, you still want to be able to get there, and you sure as hell don't want to do it legally - you're going to Oregon (trust me I'm from Canada)
Use your time living on the streets to start getting in to the mindset of an Oregonian. When people insult you tell them it's their fault for not truly understanding the human condition. If they say you smell bad, tell them that humans never bathed for millennia and that they have unrealistic standards of what a human should smell like. If they say that you're a bum, tell them that they don't properly value the worth of human labour and that you don't work because your thoughts and ideas are worth much more than you could ever be paid so you have chosen to shun the oppressive capitalist system. Start to get accustomed to blaming a fascist system for all of your problems and shortcomings. If you want to pick up a debilitating drug habit that's up to you, but it will only improve your chances of fitting it - meth is the best.
After 2-3 months you should start to look and sound like a true Oregonian - now is when you should buy that plane ticket - remember to get a two way ticket, you're not a true Oregonian if you come legally.
Get on that plane and move to the States! When you get there tell them you're an American and didn't have a passport, they deal with dozens every day.
Have a great time!
PS:fuck character limits
>>65892355
Fucking nasty
The jew posting his tiny penis in 3...
>>65891262
>Smoker
No wonder you hate Russia, faggot. No respectful man would be caught with a filthy smoker.
>>65892882
fuck off, retard, I was trolling
There are several major hotel and hospitality chains that hire eastern europeans. You can get work visas, and once you're here long enough you can apply for citizenship.
>>65892488
I had to get more progressively drunk every day just to trudge through that story.
It was such a bad game just watching it win award after award had me on the floor.
>>65890042
people still failing for pedojew's bait goes to show the amount of newshits that still arrive to this board
After checking out houses in Idaho I can understand why some people take in refugees and shit. Having a big house to yourself is jarring when your whole adult life has been 1 bedroom or shared apartments. It's either take in a guy who needa cheap living or get a girl to make a lot of babies, but raising babies is a lot harder.
> knowing for a fact that pedojew is online right now and t8ing b8 m8
>>65893210
>sage
>in 4chan's int
))))))000000
>>65893159
I think it's because it validates women's sense of attention-whoring and constant self-validation no matter how retarded or annoying or childish or unpleasant you're being. Also the whole forced dyke story brought the whole tumblr crowd behind them.
>>65893203
Idaho is nice but it's probably one of the biggest victims after OR and WA to the CA/SEA migrations.
They're betting that northern Idaho is cold enough so people won't move there.
>>65892882
holy shit, they truly believe its a girl
>>65893029
Damn, that's a shame, as I mentioned I hate character limits - part of what I cut out mentioned you must be ignorant to want to go to Oregon (no offense). It most certainly is not a "nice atmosphere" as much as the hipsters want you to believe. And. please know that I'm not saying this just to shit on Oregon, I live in BC and have been myself. Hell even Olympia was better than Portland - and that's saying something.
If you want to come to America, there are so many better places. My personal recommendation would be Austin TX, but you never know where you'll like so if you're actually serious you're best off travelling the country.
And seriously, don't worry about getting into the country - just come on a tourist's visa and stay. If you don't look hispanic you'll never have any trouble with immigration. I know more than half a dozen guys from my high school who are currently living illegally in the states without any problems (though you may have trouble with an accent).
>>65893458
This russian guy have sex with all of them right now while you behave like autist
>>65893334
The woman who made it knew what it wanted to be and she unabashedly banked on every stereotype and trope of the tumblr generation. I hated it but I can't blame her if she grew up with that stuff and has any sense of money in game making.
It was just stupid to get all the recognition it got because it clearly wasn't that good and people only liked it because of all the handholding and fan service throughout, they just won't admit it or they've never played a deep story game or both.
>>65890042
I don't know if it's you in your posts, but you really look happy in the pictures, albeit with the melancholy typical of people wanting to just show themselves how they want to be: happier than they are at the moment.
My only advice is that maybe you could get an internship at your local school/university and get in america through that, then slowly see how you can move to stay more time, then to switch to Oregon after you stabilize yourself.
Too many body modifications and smoking for me, but the fact you appreciate that game makes you a better person than many shallow others I've met. Don't think of rebelling, think of planning and achieving.
>>65894907
its a russian male jew, you autistic newfag