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grab her by the pussy edition
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/balt/
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/mämmi/
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/brit/
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Selamat pagi
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Sex
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I love your countries. You are cute.
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>>65890725
Selamat pagi. Dah sarapan?
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r8 my build
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Duterte
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>>65891508
we're all cute 2d pure and prudent school girls in /a/sean/
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>>65893036
#3dPDlivesmatter
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Duterte
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>>65893384
>short skirt, dyed hair, slutty make up, fake uniform
prostitutes not allowed
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>>65893384
My nigga
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good night
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Duterte
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>>65891477
flips are calling in and complaining about dogs fighting in the streets top kek

I wonder if they will respond to the ejk
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>>65896279
1400 killed
712k surrendered

it's ejk law alright
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>>65896279
i bet you're also upset that hacienda luisita issue has already been settled while receiving no highlight from the news because you'd prefer reading about ejk and such

what a hindsight of a world you live in
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>>65893384
More of this qt
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>>65896392
Is this the same girl?
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>>65896370
>>65896328
well it about complains right
why should I care about commies wining land

In hindsight I do think duterte is just sacrificing luzon and Palawn so that Davao can trade with china again
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>>65896457
it's not like our trade with china is completely defunct. what's your point exactly?
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>>65896937
the banana thing and thats just the bananas of course theres more in hindsight just looking at it in a more separatist view
palawan acts like a barrier to the trade in that region
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that feel when no flip gf (male)
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>>65897061
you'd prefer mindanao uncultivated and wartorn with asg than exporting bananas and breadbasket of the philippines. everything development is separatism for you. turning mega manila into commercial hub, cebu into factory capital, and davao into agriculture is plain divisive for you. we should just go wage a war with asean because fuck economy
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redbull me on Vietnam

What are the benefits of learning Vietnam runes?
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>>65897568
not much.just learn chinese
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>>65897568
bacchus >>>>> redbull (cuck drink)
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>>65897427
that why I think in hindsight he will just end up sacrificing Palawan and luzon for Davao
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Why aren't you goys at church?
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>>65897652
I already did
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>>65896450
>>65896392
oh wow, you really do like her. imma dig some pics. brb

>>65897427
>cebu into factory capital
does this mean more minimum wage factory worker qt's to play with? kukuku
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>>65897590
Maybe.
What is the best language for business in ASEA?

I study Economics

>>65897601
Coffee is the only caffeinated thing I really drink
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>>65897615
probably spratlys since they've already secured their claim there but president isn't as pathetic as noynoy or cory. sorry but the president is not a huge libretard
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>>65897699
cebu is where you can find factories that makes computer chips aside from laguna, it's also one of the bpo hubs in the country. by reddit logic, this is actually separatism because it promotes local cebu economy
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No Indonesians?
WTF! I love /asean/ now!
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>>65897838
wkwkwkwk
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Duterte
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>>65897745
I know hes more pathetic
especailly china can even claim the sulu sea
yikes
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>>65897809
reap the benefits while luzon and palawan gets fucked
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>>65897699
Maraming salamat po. Appreciate kita, talaga
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>>65897809
>>65897699
>>65897427
history repeats itself it seem more a pick and choose who gets the pie and if we don't we NPA the fuck out
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>>65897905
but i'm not talking about noynoy
all those ships that america sent and not even one was used to secure scarborough shoal during his time
really makes you think what was he trying to achieve by unmanning scarborough soldiers
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>>65897966
we didn't have those ships yet and now we are canceling our patrol commitments making them more useless

there was a stand off in the shoal china didn't not comply so we went to court and won
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>>65897948
better than nothing but another 6 years of pointless conflict
i'm not really seeing the problem aside from risks that govt is taking

>>65898015
and what did that achieve? literally nothing
mind you that our fishermen right now can already roam the seas freely, something they can't do during noy's time
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>>65898071
>mind you that our fishermen right now can already roam the seas freely, something they can't do during noy's time

at the cost of giving it up and asking for permission, thats pathetic


>better than nothing but another 6 years of pointless conflict
i'm not really seeing the problem aside from risks that govt is taking

I guess if you are NPA and commie you would think that
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>>65897884
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>>65898162
wired we act as if china is not at fault for stealing them in the frist place

we are tribal as fuck my island doesn't touch the "china sea" according to dutdut
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>>65898162
that's why theyre conducting bilateral talks, something that noy didn't even consider because papa US wants to be part of it
>pathetic
imo selling off the island and doing nothing about it is more pathetic
the current govt isn't stupid though so i am confident we can still make something out of spratlys even if the seas brews conflict
something that noy didn't even consider but pushing china to its limits to take us on head to head

and wanting peace isn't an NPA thing, my dear redditard. just because thieves and addicts are some of the troublemakers of your city doesn't mean the rural area doesnt have its share of problem
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>>65898309
They have considered bilateral talks
the condition still is the same we will get "'joint development " if we relinquish our claim to china
we said no and went to court
and tried to bring back the americans

the american as encourage us for the talk but we are not in a position to ask for leverage thats why multilateral is much better


tbf NPAs want separatist and are isolationist
so for them it is good that we are becoming anti american
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>>65898309
>imo selling off the island and doing nothing about it is more pathetic

like what dutrete is doing
yikes or maybe he already did by now
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>Windy af
>Brownout
>Can't play geemu
fuck
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>>65898222
Bang, itu meme kodok namanya apaan?
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>>65898815
Pepek kalau tidak salah gue
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>>65898815
kermit galau mas kwakwkakwakwkakwaw
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>pass user since 2016
>paid for 4chan
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>>65899541
Worth every penny desu
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what cesspools of misinformation these threads are
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>>65899687
'sup reddit?
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>>65899725
nah fuck those guys too
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>>65898815
kodok ngorek
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>>65899687
*grabs you by the pussy*
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>>65899687
and do your job to 'correct' them

isnt that what liberal party payed you for

go reddit
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Our Naj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIdlQmRX6I
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>>65900182
Shitty click bait title, I hope Najib finds that faggot uploader and bury him.
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>>65897568
Nothing, we would always expect you to speak English.
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>>65900048
So dudtdut fags do spread misinformation lel
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>>65899652
Are you rich?
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>>65899652
you mean worth every penis in your mouth wkwkwkwkwk
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>this was Nvidia back then
>now AMD is making GPUs with the temperature of a house fire

The tables have been turned.
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>>65900710
It's not that bad
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>>65899687
http://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/investigative/148347-fake-accounts-manufactured-reality-social-media?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral

Just as this was being shared on facebook
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>>65900788
>97c

HO-LEE SHIIIIIT
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My literal right of my house neighbor just got theftd, loss nearly 90 million worth of money
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>>65901107
>90 million
like 3 dollars?
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>>65901107
So that's like what? $5?
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>>65901107
Can I buy 5 sticks of satay with that money?
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>>65901107
there goes his lunch money
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How do I even out my skin tone? ;__; I have dark arms senpaitachi
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>>65901686
I still love you nonetheless
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>>65901700
I don't need love, pham. I need stuff that will even out my skin tone
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>>65901686
tan
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>>65901810
magbilad sa araw? ;__; lalong iitim ang dating maitim na mga braso huhu should i start using whitening products? cant afford them tbhwyf
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>>65901760
Embrace it
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>>65901865
My arms are 10x darker than the rest of my body -A- i'm okay having an uggu face but I want my skin tone to be even J U S T
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>>65901924
Try the Nivea body lotion. It has sunblock + vitamin C which is good for damaged skin and to even out the tan.
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are aseans genetically predisposed to being gay?
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>>65901865
KAJANG
A
J
A
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G
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>>65902111
gib $1000
it's just a pocket change for you right?
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>>65902140
Meetup at Texas Chicken near Metro Kajang 4:30pm
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>>65902200
i'm not at kajang atm
have fun with unlimited refill
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>>65902158
what do I get in exchange
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>>65902258
anything that you want me to say in english
pls gib $1000
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Carl's Junior is the master race
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>>65902335
but it doesnt have free refill like texas chicken
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>>65902335
I like their fries. Feels authentic.
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>>65902346
But they do? They have the soda fountain just like Texas Chicken. I ate at The Mines.
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>>65902304
I will give you 1000 zimbabwean dollars if you vocaroo "Malaysia is a nation of homosexuals"
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>>65902403
fuck they didnt tell me
>>65902422
sorry but usd is the currency i accepted ty
$100 is the best i can do
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>>65902346
They do

>>65902371
Same. Here "chips" are tasteless
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Mahal-chan is my loaf
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>>65896370
>hacienda luisita issue has already been settled
holy shit source
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http://technology.inquirer.net/53470/duterte-to-telcos-shape-up-or-else

Seems like you will get atleast something better than 20kb/s DL speed
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>search my city on youtube
its full of drug raid videos
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>>65903338
What's your city?
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>>65903270
LoL china seems to be his popular solution to everything
Mexico is the biggest telcos and known no to block websites
>>65902968
NPA problem in my province is exactly like the hacendia lusita only if they win and get their land
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>>65902857
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what is your favourite Vietnamese dish?
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>tfw so bored I'm watching random fight videos on youtube
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>>65903497
>tfw so bored i fapped all day long
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>>65903470
those little rice noodle-stuffed paper wraps with some appropriate spicy citrus sauce are pretty good
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>>65903451
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what is the best feature-length anime film?
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>>65903954
Kimi no Na wa is apparently the GOAT.
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>>65903971
looks okay, Garden of Words was good, but the ending kind of killed it. Should have left it dark and depressing.
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It's raining again
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Alive and well.

>tfw main family wants to involve us
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>>65889745
>McCain revokes his support
how can Drumpf recover?
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>>65902857
>>65903575
>>65903497
>>65903671
sluts
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>>65904107
RIP in peace
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That open hearted girl everyone knows and follows.
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How do I use food panda?
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>>65904414
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>>65904440
Never use it before

http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2016/10/03/indonesias-foodpanda-closes-down-after-being-defeated-by-newcomers.html
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>>65904555
Does Uber and Grab do food deliveries as well?
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>>65904661
How tall is Dutdut?
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>>65904632
No. But I like the idea of Gojek in Malaysia. Look it up. It's Indonesian version of Grab but with bike and they do food delivery too.
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>>65904721
I think 5'6"

Kerry is a giant though, at 6'4"
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>>65903954
Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
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http://www.magmanews.com/2016/06/duterte-inked-p39-billion-davao-mega-harbour-project.html

This looks fucking amazing
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>>65904948
>slums and rich neighbourhood side by side
looks like brazil
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>>65904948
>slums on the side, super modern harbour
>the normal flip will benefit from this somehow
he'd be better off spending that money on healthcare, social services and education to prevent crime
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>>65903470
Spicy beef pho
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How much for an Algerian bride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-DibXXjW4g
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have any of you flips actually been into the slums?
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>>65905007
>>65905074
>implying this is new in a third world shithole

Davao deserves some of this for once
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>>65905074
Think of the jobs for the flip loggers and carpenters selling planks for the slums.
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>>65905240
you should demolish the slums first, force everyone to move to cheap housing
use singaporean model
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>>65905322
This is true though

Hopefully we will see commieblocks in Flipland
Rather that than slums

They are quite comfy to live in actually

t. been in Warszawa
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>>65905404
this

I want to see jungle commie blocks
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>>65905540
you think this will be possible in eg. Manila?
Building affordable commieblocks over former slum areas?
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>>65905595
the squatters would just lease their supposed to be rooms to someone else and then look for somewhere else to squat again.
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>>65904632
grab does in indonesia
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>>65904770
di malaysia nggak ada ojek?
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>tfw can't stop procrastinating

Help
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>>65906040
Filming women again eh, Merula?
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>>65905742
Nggak punya ojek, nggak punya angkot
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>>65906123
sok first world
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>>65893384
QT
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>>65905209
I fucking live a block away from these dregs why?
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>>65906257
that's a 4/10 you pleb
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>>65900788
i dont play anything except pokemon emulators i did play witcher 3 but it was very boring
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>>65905676
why?
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Is she /our/ guy?
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>>65906393
that's how they do business.
>look for a vacant lot
>build some makeshift kennel shithole
>"h-hey pare. I've heard you're looking for somewhere else to stay? s-super cheap hehe"
>rinse and repeat
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>>65906393
Same reason our poor sells their subsidised diesel/fertiliser/gas/etc - money.
Why would squatters choose to pay land tax, bills etc?
It only works in Singapore since there is nowhere else to squat and no incoming migration from rural areas.
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>>65906485
maybe
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so, is /asean/ shitposting general or what?
and why Indonesian in this board love to shitpost?
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>>65906554
problem is these squats live off the area so relocations won't work on them since gov't. tends to resettle them on a transformed landfill.
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>>65906485
probably
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>>65906485
perhaps
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>>65906485
Lol she fucked convicted drug Lords in prison
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>>65906485
possibly
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>>65906485
i would fuck her and whisper im pro LP
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>>65906485
perchance
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>>65905240
If we were seperated china would have already built that for us
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>>65906485
peradventure
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>>65905404
We have most of that already they don't look good
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>>65906152
That's why our taxis are the worst in the world, they used to have monopoly. If you ever come here, use Grabcar or Uber.
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>play LoL
>fucking ELO boosters
>play Dota
>fucking putang ina mo
>play MMO
>fucking RMT

Why can't I be happy playing online games here
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>>65906990
because you touch yourself
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>>65906990
>playing MMOs and MOBAs in the SEA area

You fucking deserved it.

You'd be more safe playing multiplayer shooters or certain multiplayer genres that are considered dead here like multiplayer racing.
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>>65907131

What's it like to be IP-blocked and can only play with fellow Indons?
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>>65906923
pics please
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>>65907172
I don't play vidya so it doesn't matter to me lmao.
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>>65907172
What game?
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>>65906990
we can play obscure vidyas as long as they're free or cheap. what u want to do
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>>65907671
>tfw all those vpnfags bitching that they can't play their vidya using it
>tfw wasn't interested in vidya
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I am planning to visit Philippines again this coming December

Good thing I will not risk getting stabbed this time, as DutDut's Right Wing Death Squad will protect me

I wonder how much it has changed in Philippines since June 30th, and what changes you have especially noticed where you live

Also, it's the question about bringing air gun to Flipland that I asked a few days earlier

I doubt any of you guys know about such, but would there be any problem claiming my baggage with airgun in it at NAIA? As I read that you need a license for airguns

Also, I miss streetfood
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>>65907702

Tree of Savior, for example.
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>>65907714
>steam will be planned to be blocked
>me drink gamers' tears all day long cuz I don't play games
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>>65905676
>implying squatters are that smart with money
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>>65907724
Its the dutdut death squad that will stab you
Unknown foreign drug dealers are a bonus
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>>65907724
>I wonder how much it has changed in Philippines since June 30th, and what changes you have especially noticed where you live
not much desu senpai. idk man i should be seeing change since i live near strip clubs and shit, but nothing's happening at all
>Also, I miss streetfood
stop it. you might be lucky last time, but you wont be next time. enjoy your double dip cancer
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>>65907863
The already are doing it
Renting schemes are the easiest to pull off
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>>65907868
delete this
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>>65907724
Where are you going to visit? Maybe we'll meet. I'm gonna be there from Nov 16 to Feb 9. I miss the Philippines so much (Eventhough, my last visit was like 2 years ago)
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>>65908001
are you the same aussie that bullied me before

I'd be there only through Christmas to New Year

I'd be around the NCR
Can't go too much into detail, or else I will be manhunted by flips here
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>>65908038
ill be monitoring bacoor and buses in cavitex for a nodic looking guy
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*calls abu sayyaf and inform them about 2 potential victims*
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>>65908038
>are you the same aussie that bullied me before
I don't bully, I'm flip D:

>I'd be around the NCR
Ah nice, same. What are you doing there tho, work? Vacation?
I'm spending my time there re-uniting with my long lost dad.
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>>65908127
he never loved you
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>>65908127
>I don't bully, I'm flip D:
well it's a long story

>Ah nice, same. What are you doing there tho, work? Vacation?
I might sound like a massive beta but I have gf there
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>>65908190
>Dad has an affair and an illegitimate child
>Mum separated from him
>Mum took me with her
yeah

>>65908218
>i have a gf there
Noice, that's nothing to be ashamed of. I'd want a flip gf myself.
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>>65908275
Make sure your flip gf is #nofilter
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>>65908311
Ofc. There's so much to pick from.

>>65908275
But in all honesty, if he didn't really care about me, he wouldn't even bother. My dad was actually one of the coolest and the most traditional flips out there (eventho jap descent). I also miss my perverted brother. Tbh I don't know, if I had the choice, I probably would've stayed back in Phils with my dad.
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I guess that contrary to what most these young beta's I see there with monkey-tier girls, I've had 2 ex'es and dated a polish girl

I've seen manlets and fat r9k-tier neckbeards there, to the point where I feel shame that locals might think the same about me aswell
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>>65908534
*what love life these young beta's I see there with monkey-tier girls have had
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>>65906990
play csgo
lots of banter and funny shit
make a racist joke towards malay/chinese/indian/indo/pinoy and they will just laugh with you
just expect a lot of shit to be throw at you if you're feeding
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>>65907724
>what changes you have especially noticed where you live
>911 & 8888
>Much safer
>Traffic is worse now
>Consumer price is increasing
>Gas price is decreasing

>airgun
You need license if you're a foreigner.

Coming soon:
Additional visa requirements for EU, South America, Africa, and East Asia. China is already required to pass the visa requirements before they come here so that they won't try to bring in drugs.
Trains
Restart weapons industry
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>>65908534
>I've seen manlets and fat r9k-tier neckbeards there, to the point where I feel shame that locals might think the same about me aswell
I can agree with these foreigners dating monkey tier girls, but that doesn't stop you from dating your gf. As long as you know the culture and stuff, you should be aight.
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>>65908760
>Traffic is worse now
I actually thought traffic is now much better there because they're clearing out the cars that were illegally parked in the middle of the road.
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>>65908879
It's still worse within my standard. My 2km trip would still take 10-15 minutes. It took only 5 minutes back when they didn't start destroying the roads for widening.
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>>65908760
>Traffic is worse now
How is this possible?

>Consumer price is increasing
Due to dropping peso value?

>You need license if you're a foreigner.
How can I get license? Can I get my gf to register license for airgun and send it to me so when I collect my baggage, I can provide the document?
It's not really that important. I just thought it would be nice to give them something to do in their freetime

>Restart weapons industry
Hopefully you will design and build your own standard service rifles to upgrade Vietnam-era M16A1's


>>65908802
Contrary to what posters here would say, everyone here in my country thinks she is quite pretty
We visited a Polish friend of mine, and she expected her to look like a SEA-monkey, but was quite surprised and thought she looked Worst Korean
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>>65909023
buy a bicycle
>>65909056
are you a flip or that Norwegian guy/.
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>>65909056
> I get my gf to register license for airgun and send it to me so when I collect my baggage, I can provide the document?
It's not really that important. I just thought it would be nice to give them something to do in their freetime

it's going to be quite complicated, so I would like to be able to resolve on how to do it ahead of time


>>65909080
Norkuk
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>>65909023
>destroying the roads for widening.
That's actually good. Probably that will only gonna last for a few weeks. We have a lot of those here in Aus, not to mention the maintenance as well.
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>>65909056
>How is this possible?
It's always worse as long as traffic still exists.

>Due to dropping peso value?
Storm in north destroyed farm crops. To be specific, only food consumer price that went up especially vegetables and rice, but meat remains the same.

>Hopefully you will design and build your own standard service rifles to upgrade Vietnam-era M16A1's
We already did, but the government hasn't bought it yet. The restart only includes ships and planes though. Ground weapons still remains a donation-tier from other countries.
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>>65907724
Still the same specifically where I live
>Crime everywhere, snatching, stabbing.

>Too many wanabe thugs harassing the streets

>Street vendors are back, worse they also sell at night adding to the noise.

>Druglords seems to have a Hydra effect 2died one was "nalaban" the other who sells marijuana got shot point blank, 3 new ones replaced them(allegedly)

>Police still corrupt an lazy

>Tanods we so hyper and eager too patrol at night around july-august, now they are gone

I don't even live on the NCR

The only positive is the are 2 new bus services, tho. they just add traffic to the city
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>>65909242
The additional 10 minutes is killing me. I feel like I should do something inside the jeep than just sitting there while waiting for the jeep to arrive at the destination. Being a commuter in this country is suffering. I wish I was born in Japan.
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>>65909259
Why do tagalogs hate themselves?
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>>65908879
Traffic depends where you are
No,cars are still in residential roads but not in the major highways
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>>65909254
>We already did, but the government hasn't bought it yet

PVAR rifle?
Sort of like a Filipino HK416, taking an AR-15 and replacing the direct impingement action, with a piston

>The restart only includes ships and planes though.
You're gonna build your own ships and planes?
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>>65909329
ride uv express vans m8 instead of jeeps
imagine you have 1.5 hour van ride while raining with a qt sleepin on your shoulder listening to OPM
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>>65909259
>Tanods we so hyper and eager too patrol at night around july-august, now they are gone
this. around 9pm you see them preparing their tricycle and a lot of them sitting in kantos. after 11pm, you cant find anyone even on their outposts
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>>65909363
What? I notice its more like everyone hates them
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>>65909259
just w8 m8

Change takes time
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>>65903451
Who is this qt3.14
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>>65909487
What do you think of the PVAR rifle? Right now, our president is giving free Gloc9 to the military and senior police officers for pistol upgrade.

>You're gonna build your own ships and planes?
Maybe? That's what I heard from the news.

>>65909499
UV express vans reminds me of that gaylord sleeping on my shoulder once. At least I could see pantyshots and panty incidents in the jeep. You could also feel a passing qt's legs while pretending to put your hands with a huge bag on your lap.

>>65909561
That's true, but you don't see other tribes like Cebuanos, Ilocanos, Mindanaoans, etc, hate themselves or each other. lol
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>>65909329
>I wish I was born in Japan.
>You will never experience freedom of fun like the Phils
>No pellet guns
>No firecrackers
>You will most likely get bullied or left alone, you can't just go talking to random people, you'll get ignored.
>Everyone's a pussy or will shy away
>No tricycle / sikad
>No sari-sari store to buy lollies
>Less savoury, more weird foods / snacks
>No lechon
>Strict culture
>Strict laws
>Your barkada / katoropa is less fun
>Expensive shite
>Have to deal with the snow and cold
>Your life is restless as soon as you're born, there's literally no time to relax, especially that schools expect high standards from you and you have saturday classes.
>"Why do you think suicide rates are high amongst teenagers"
>Less holidays
etc etc..
Japan isn't like anime.
But if you live in a shithole, I can understand that you'd at least want something decent. I've lived a middle class flip life desu, I'd actually prefer flip.
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>>65909945
>What do you think of the PVAR rifle?

It's basically an AR-15 with a slightly different short stoke piston
It's quite reliable if you are going to use your rifle for sustained automatic fire

What I am curious about is whether it has less moving parts and weight less than the short stoke on the HK416 and AR-180

>Maybe? That's what I heard from the news.
>Flipland makes Zumwalt ripoff

China is doomed
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>>65909987
I don't hear any of jap friends complain about their life in Japan.
But I don't believe anything you said because you have never experienced life in Japan.
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>>65910219
Aircraft industry has been alive in the country since WW2. We adapted jet technology right after the Americans. I wish we have Filipino car brands here, but automobile industry here is completely dead.
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>>65910245
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>>65910245
kill yourself now so you can get reborn as a nihonjin

You can do it!!!
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>>65909721
Me
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>>65910245
Meh they're used to it. I'm not saying it's bad, but you just get to experience less fun. Every culture has its ups and downs. Japan is more academically serious while flips are more laid back.

>jap friends
You have Jap friends in Japan?
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>>65909590
Or it will be worst
>>65909945
I know A lot of people here that hates illocanos, due to Marcos
And some of my bicol relative Hates Cebuano they think they are thieves

Its the perception of the Internet alot of hate towards the Tagalogs are coming from davao
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>>65910333
You have aircraft industry?
What kind of planes, planeparts or engines do you make?

I guess you could export Owner Jeepneys or something like that

Automobile(and smartphone) industry in Philippines would probably turn you into Worst Korea in no time
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>>65910438
>>65910333
Wtf no, its the ship building we are the 3rd largest its for commercial tho

And that aircraft is probably for commercial too

We have no plans when it comes to building our warfare
It angers china
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>>65910437
doesn't Illocanos(or Pangasinan) have lot's of chink blood?
Is this also why they are hated?
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>>65910557
Bad attitude and snobby attitude they say
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>>65910358
>>65910416
>Meh they're used to it. I'm not saying it's bad, but you just get to experience less fun. Every culture has its ups and downs. Japan is more academically serious while flips are more laid back.
Most of those suicide incidents are in the capital, right? Why not live on the countryside where things are much better. lol

>You have Jap friends in Japan?
Friends in business, and some way older connection back during my college days. Some of them keep asking me to teach their children my language.

>>65910437
Welp, we see tagalogs as tax thieves lol

>>65910531
Duts wants those resources to turn into weapons.
Hey, my info is limited to the news so don't blame me.
>>
There are Visayans in this thread right now. I'm scared.
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>>65910718
>Why not live on the countryside where things are much better
There's literally no one there. You'd rather live in Phils and get Japan's countryside atmosphere, plus you'll have more fun.

>teach their children my language.
If you come across them again, DO EET plss
We need more people who can speak Filipino.
I'm pretty sure your friend is very interested in the Philippine culture to the point that he's asking you teach Filipino to his children.
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>>65910718
Its wierd that China the one stealing our resources and territory will be providing guns
While allegedly supplying guns to our rebels illegally
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>>65910842
You should be scared, boi. Give us trains or you will have to return the taxes you've stolen from us.
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>>65910718
Just because the capital is there
Yikes
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>>65910951
Only if we separate, until then you'll still be their tax bitch kek
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>>65910842
There are Tagalogs in this thread right now. shouldnt tagalogs busy mugging people right now?
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>>65900373
I want to learn a language that is not European but still uses a phonetic alphabet
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>>65910926
Hell nah. They can hardly speak English and to think that their children can speak any, and I don't even know how to speak Japanese so my teaching skill is gridlocked to 0. My cousin would be willing, but I'm afraid since she likes to sexually harass children in secret ways.
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>>65911062
missed a *be

Do other Ilonggos identify themselves as Bisaya? I sure as hell don't.
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>>65911071
Vietnam is still a tonal language though. Learn Tagalog instead.
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>>65910951
Commuting with a qt to school/work on a train will forever be a Bisaya dream.
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>>65910951
>the taxes you've stolen from us.
wat
other places like cebu has autonomy on taxes. so nothing goes to the capital but i remember we need approval from the national government if we need to build infra on our land.
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>>65911141
>>65911071
>Learn Tagalog instead.
This. Tagalog is actually pretty phonetic (compared to the others languages of phils). It's just that the codeswitching and too much use of borrowed words or phrases makes you forget that it is one.

Learn Tagalog, Japanese or Maori if you want a phonetic language other than a European one.
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>>65911129
Aren't you guys proud of being bisaya?
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>>65911127
You don't need to know Japanese to teach them Filipino, they're children. Just point at an item and say them in Filipino.
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>>65911181
>molesting a qt will forever be a Tagalog dream
And you even have a train. Are you not ashamed of yourself for not fully taking advantage of LRT system while it is the BISAYAN's tax that is being used to build those?
>>
>just learned that the name of the company boss i am working for is literally Mr. Tan
wft i thought it was just a meme ;_;
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>>65911530
btw it's not tagalog that they want to learn
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>>65898309
Insider here. Duts plan to turn the islands into a harbor for china export and make it a joint port for a new trade route that china wants.
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>>65907724
>tfw CDO is as comfy as ever
>only problem is the shitty brownout
Sometimes it surprises me how peaceful northern mindanao is compared to central and south.

Like wtf man
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>>65898309
They pretend they know everything when they don't actually know anything. Why are redditors so distant from the outside world?
>>
hmm...
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>>65911859
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>>65911898
Hi!
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>>65911934
H-Hello!
Want weed?
>>
We fucking lost to a hue


>>65907724
>DutDut's Right Wing Death Squad
>Right Wing
>>
kamu makannya apa?
>>
>>65911525
Lol. Spanish is trashy imo. The words are too long, it sounds rough and always sounds like it ends with an S. I'd agree with Cebuano being the national language only if they have respect words, replace "ug" with something else, remove words that are hard in the middle or end, or basically words that sounds like it's stopping the language flow, make the words shorter (e.g. Wika = Pinulongan), have more complex grammar that could make the word more unique, and have optional sounds, it sounds so stiff.
>>
>>65911610
That's treason if thats true
>>
>>65912116
Si señor
>>
>>65912116
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>>65911978
NO THAT'S ADULT STUFF
>>
>unstable minimum wage job at 18
>i-i have a job now i can take care of myself ! !!!!!
>left the house, got married and had a child at 19
how do i stop my brother
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why not Kapampangan? it sounds cute
>>
>>65911610
>>65911809
if i were china, why would i pay for something i already own?

Who's gonna me me pay for it america, The one you already dissmised?
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>>65912104
My dad cooked Asam Pedas Melaka for dinner. Kamu?
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>>65912247
Hukbalahap
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>>
"no"
>>
>>65912165
The people has got nothing to do with the language, only if they accepted Bisaya to be a dialect then they would've been recognized more. I think this post is a lie, because if Bisaya was recognized as a dialect, then it would've been within the school books by now.
>>
Has any of you taken a proper IQ test?

What was your score?
>>
Do you guys hate Tuli inspections?

i always hate it when i was in grade school and college.
>>
>>65912486
>Tuli
is that similar to our mandatory benis inspection day at elementary conducted by the janitor?
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>>65912486
nice try faggot you're not fooling me
>>
>>65911141
>>65911359
I think I'll look into Tagalog then. I already know a good bit of Spanish and from what I have read about Tagalog it sounds like that should help

I also did some reading about Malaysian and it sounds like it has an excellent structure.
>>
>>65912265
looks spicy
makan nasi goreng
>>
>>65912165
Why do Visaya and Mindanao get along so well? Why do they hate Luzon?

Educate me.
>>
>>65912461
Its listed as a dialect
I'm.sure they produce their own books in bisaya for their own regonial and local schools
>>
>>65912639
Only Bibles nigga.

Only fucking bibles are bisaya here
Literally.
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>>65912578
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>>65912685
>last comment
WE
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>>65912471
There used to be this IQ test in Malaysia (PTS - Penilaian Tahap Satu) where you take it at Standard 3 (9 years old) and if you pass it you can skip Standard 4 and go straight to Standard 5. 4 students in my school passed the test and I'm one of them. Two students took the offer to skip Standard 4 but I didn't. I don't know the exact score that I get though.
>>
>>65912578
Language
Bisayans Mindanaos were displaced people from visayas that gerrymandered that island
To the salt of the Muslims who became a minority
The core of their rebellion really.
>>
>>65912740
really though

WE WUZ INDON AND SHEITTT
>>
>>65912545
There's not really much Spanish in Tagalog, Bisaya uses it more. It can only help you with time, counting money and a few borrowed words here and there. Also the Spanish spelling and the Tagalog spelling are different. Tagalog is phonetic while Spanish is Spanish. Think of the borrowed Spanish words as the borrowed Chinese words from Japanese. They're spelt and pronounced very differently and some words might sound related eventhough borrowed, but would have different meanings.
>>
>>65912685
>Visayans claim descent from Srivijayan navigators, sailors and traders who ventured the archipelago
[citation needed]
>>
>>65912486
>Tuli inspections
Did you go to a cramped budget public school or smth? I've never heard of those or the reason to do so.
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Congrats Flips

Manila Film Center is on the list of one of the most haunted places in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui8ZHHNDFZM

/asean/ meetup there?
>>
>>65912820
We still haven't found evidence yet for sirvijaya specfically
>>
>>65912561
Rasanya lebih kepada masam dan manis, tak pedas sangat.

Nasi Goreng apa? Di sini ada macam-macam jenis Nasi Goreng. Nasi Goreng Kampung, Nasi Goreng Cina, Nasi Goreng Pattaya, Nasi Goreng Thai, Nasi Goreng USA, Nasi Gorek Paprik dll
>>
>>65913023
no shit

many died during construction
very old building
surrounded by creepy parks and trees

me and my friends was going to star city one time and got lost and saw that creepy building
>>
>>65913023
The building reeks of pocketed stolen, funds and corruption
Pls don't post that again its embarrassing
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I don't want to go to work tomorrow, it just isn't fair.
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>>65913073
>Nasi Goreng USA
????

makan nasi goreng biasa
>>
>>65913303
American nasi goreng
>>
>>65913303
>>65913348

The common misconception is that most people think the USA means America, but here it's actually Nasi Goreng Udang/Sotong/Ayam.

I prefer my Nasi Goreng USA with daging masak merah, though.
>>
>>65913359
>Nasi Goreng Udang/Sotong/Ayam
>I prefer my Nasi Goreng USA with daging masak merah
See that's the thing, all nasi goreng USA have daging in it instead of ayam.
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>>65913129
Is it abandoned or still open for spoops?
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>>65913303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td9zlMkDgwg

>>65913359
I've only seen the one with beef and chicken
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>>65913359
kalo orang malaysia pada makan jeroan nggak?
nasi goreng jeroan mantap
tapi paling enak nasi goreng kambing kalo menurut gue
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>>65913392
>>65913434

https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasi_goreng_USA

It's often confused with Nasi Goreng Amerika

https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasi_goreng_Amerika
>>
Is it just biologically impossible to grow a proper beard as an island monkey? Not the lame Islamic terrorist-style beards but actual, respectable facial hair. Maybe it just takes a long time?

?
>>
>>65913479
>Persamaan nasi goreng Amerika versi Malaysia, dipanggil nasi goreng USA, dibuat dengan bahan-bahan yang lebih kurang sama walaupun istilah tersebut asalnya merujuk kepada hidangan nasi goreng mewah yang mengandungi Udang, Sotong dan Ayam.
So we're both correct then.
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>>65913460
wtf is jeroan? jering? kalau nasi goreng jering tak ada tapi nasi goreng petai ada
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>>65913506
impossible, unless you have significant abbo blood like Nips
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>>65912831
interesting, I'll download some materials this afternoon

>>65913479
>https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasi_goreng_Amerika
that looks very tasty
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>>65913506
This pure wong jowo can grow a beard why can't you
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>>65913537
jeroan itu organ dalam kayak ati,usus,jantung,dll
doyan makan jengkol sama pete lu?
jijik gue
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>>65913607
Oh nggak ada nasi goreng jeroan di sini
Kalau petai gue cuma makan kalau dimasak sekali dengan sambal bilis, untuk dimakan dengan nasi lemak. Kalau jering memang boleh muntah kalau tergigit.
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>>65913780
>>65913780
>>65913780
new thread
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>>65913412
ladyboy shows are still being held there
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if i went to asean, what is the best food i should have in your country?
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