/éire/

>>65883755
France

YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

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ah lads,

woeful edition

>>65883790

>anime
Fuck sake, right looks like i won't be posting again
Might leave /éire/ altogether if this the sort of lads im talking to
Oiche mhaith lads

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I love France!

>>65883853

MOMFHOAUDICO

Sure look it

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CLANE?

>>65883905
Exceptional post.

>>65883903
>>anime
Malcolm in the Middle you utter spastic.

>>65883903
>anime
How fucking young are you? Is this a you or are you actually like 16?

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>>65883935

Anyone spot him at EP this year?

Favourite Malcolm in the Middle episode?

The one when Francis ends up inviting over bikers when Hal and Lois are away is quite good.

>>65883935
Lot of loyalty for a town with one main road.

>>65883965
>>65883971
Thanks for the (You)s lads :^)
>captcha: Saxon
Bastards

Might actually go back and rewatch MitM lads. Watched a few eps on Netflix a while ago but I've naught to be doing on the weekends as of yet.

>>65884005
I like the one where Francis meets the piano player guy

>>65884005
Hal and the Body Builders

>>>/tv/75122500

sershfrog's on a mad one lads

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where's the lad with the two crying aussies

>>65884027
saxons?

>>65883972
He's a small guy

>>65884083
Hal and the speed walking.

>>65884067
Francis was a great character, feck it they all were. Did you see them in English, or did you have dubs?

Is fuath liom Sassanaigh, a bhuacaillí

>>65884005
The one the boys try to sneak out to screw with some part they weren't invited to but Hal was going insane between nice parenting and mean parenting.

>>65884174
Níl sin ceart go leor, is aoibhinn linn na Sassnaigh :)

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>>65884174
posta mhaith

>>65884174
*grabs you by the ear*
Call me buachaill ONE MORE TIME

>>65884217
What do you think of Lois as a character?

>>65884277
Mná ;)

>>65884289
fuck is this

>>65884295
Honestly reminds me of my own ma
Feel my blood pressure rise every time Lois shouts, i fucking hate her so much
Don't even have a reaction image strong enough to convey how much i hate her

>>65884295
Seems like a bitch but considering her children she was justified in her actions. The fact that none of them grew up to be drug addicts or criminals is a testament to her parenting.

>>65884350
Go raibh maith agat.

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>>65884103

4 u

I'm the craic merchant of London

No one can handle my craic, I have to dish it out in very small doses. Cunts

>>65884370
>>65884389
She definitely made the show and I think that she's very easy to associate with. A mother bearing the brunt of the parenting, always being the bad guy, I think that's the most common situation in families nowadays. Also, she definitely has her great moments too. And yes, she did a good job as a parent, even with Francis and Reese.

>>65884492
Start selling it so, bell end.

>>65883972
Yeah my cousin spoke with him up in Aldi. He did a recording of himself with my cousin for a friends birthday. He's really posh.

>>65884432
kek that webm

How the FUCK do I make my anime gf real?

>>65884295
wanked to her a few times if I'm honest

http://xxxbunker.com/2139960

>>65884531
She was a shit parent, she gave her children no freedom whatsoever
She was just as bad as they were, and they all propagated this never ending cycle of back lash
She was over-bearing and borderline cruel, leading her children to hate her

>>65884531
>A mother bearing the brunt of the parenting, always being the bad guy
My mam was very nice and wouldn't punish us. Of course that meant my sister became a cunt.

>>65884598
Vote Trump, or his Irish equivalent.

>>65884668
>gave her children no freedom whatsoever
They had plenty of freedom, and they used it to get up to all manner of shit.

>>65883755
y/n mb
idk

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https://www.fb.com/RTUKnews/videos/1664736373816239/


>The Viper is literally working for Russia Today

words i never thought i'd say

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>>65884705
>letting the wax just drip unto the cake like that

>>65884791
it's gotten worse I reckon, I liked the slapped-together world news style even if it was just once a month

>>65884738
Best post.

>>65884705

me on the right looking like a smug shitehawk

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>>65884668
She was overbearing, but at the same time her children had their chances to flourish. Okay, she wasn't perfect. no one is and she was never meant to be. But she was a good mother and, as was said earlier, her kids didn't end up bad at all.

>>65884714
My mam was always the one doing the dirty work. I've never seen my dad properly angry, he's always either cold and calculated or up for a laugh. And this situation lead to my brother being a bellend, I think always at least one kid will become a dickhead.

>>65884738

>>65884705
can you eat those thistles?

>>65884705
Anything for our sersh poster

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>>65884995
Pretty sure they're plastic, I've seen ones like them before.

>waiting for mo bhean's feet
>she hasn't posted them yet
I didn't think I'd actually have to ask

>>65884705
>2754 - Saoirse_Ronan cake (1).jpg
When the pic is so good, you have to save it twice.

>>65884389
Ayeup cunt post your fucking toes already.

>>65885231
Bit creepy la
Plus it's a man

>>65884852
Took me a lot of efforts to be perfectly honest with you lad

>>65884937
My dad wasn't angry often, but then again he wasn't around often. I'd be absolutely terrified if he did get angry though, same with male teachers in school. I'd never be afraid of the women teachers, if anything I'd just be annoyed when they give out. If my dad or my male teachers ever gave out to me I'd be on the verge of tears.

>>65885306
>man
>mbean
Woah. What did the Irish language mean by this?

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>>65885416
got hard when female teachers gave out to me

>>65885416
>believing a woman would actually post on /éire/
What did the autist mean by this?

>>65885306
do i look like i give a heck?

>>65885577
I know of at least one who definitely does ;)

>>65885416
>being on the verge of tears cause a man shouted at you
Bad instincts desu
Did your da hit you when ye were wee?

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Any mods dissing pasta in irish?

>>65885577
>>believing a woman would actually post on /éire/
How did you get that from my post? I was just pointing out a bit of language trivia. Anyway here's your (You).

>>65885632
No he was actually really nice, that's probably why I grew up soft.

is there seriously some mod entering our 4 person thread to delete photos of saoirse ronan?

>>65885416
Men are much more intimidating than women, but I'd never be on the verge of tears. Like the angriest I've seen my father be is when he's cut his finger doing some work or something, and even then he just curses at normal speaking volume. There was one time when he and my brother got in a small fight, nothing majot like no punches thrown just wrestling, and I broke them up. Thought it had ended and my dad turned to me and said "Stand back" and then just went at it again, ended up inning my brother down even though my dad is 35 years older and an inch or two shorter. It just seemed so strange, like he was so in control, like it was all just calculations or something. On the other hand my mother is completely emotional, will shout and scream, then a few minutes later feel bad and try to take it all back in tears. Wew, Larkin was right in "This Be the Verse".

>>65885640
>>65885723
what the fug

why

>>65885698
Ever been in a fight?
What kind of school did you go to?
Does it still scare you?
Interested as to what leads to this lack of courage. Obviously it's intimidating when a full grown man roars and you're just a pup with no hair on your chest, but the vast majority of lads can hide it from the other boys to save face

>>65885723
Yes, but not to delete links to xxxbunker on a SFW board. I wonder how much he's getting paid to do that.

>>65885726
>Like the angriest I've seen my father be is when he's cut his finger doing some work or something
My dad once came home with a big tear in his trousers with blood leaking out. When I asked him what happened he said in the most nonchalant way "the chainsaw fell on my leg". He's not one for complaining I'll give him that.

>>65885823
courage doesn't exist without fear

>>65885823
>Interested as to what leads to this lack of courage.

>my father was a cunt who enjoyed roaring and slapping me and my brother (not serious shit, just a belt across the legs usually)
>terrified me a few times
>any time someone threatens me now I just kinda laugh it off
>have the single greatest poker face in existence because I was so used to trying to hide my expression from my father

There's a few benefits to having an alcoholic for a father as it turns out.

>>65886027
That's one trait I've got from my dad too. Hate going to the hospital or making a scene about something like that, but that's probably due to the hassle and the fact I don't like people fussing.

One my Daddys was always very nice, never raised his voice or anything.

My other Daddy now...

>>65886084
Exactly, but he was tearing up
>>65886113
>poker face
Fair enough, that takes bravery aswell. You shouldn't laugh it off when lads start though, ive done it when they're fucking massive but you should atleast stand up for yourself when you can.
Fighting scares me less nowadays, backing down used to keep me up at night, for years, obsessing over my own weakness. Would rather spend a week with bruises than a year with shame

will we be neutral again for WWIII?

>>65886262
Depends who's fighting
Would join up to fight the Brits if they're soldiers started harassing us again
If it was a holy war and islamists were the aggressors I'd join aswell
otherwise I'd stay neutral

>>65886262
The UK is a big player, so you probably won't be.

>>65886247
>backing down used to keep me up at night
Good you got over that. If you don't respect yourself enough to stand up for yourself, then why would others respect you?

>>65886377
The UK will never enforce conscription in the north. It would reignite The Troubles in a matter of hours and they know it
Can't afford to fight a world war and a guerrilla war right next door

>>65885823
>Ever been in a fight?
Back in primary? All the time with this one kid. It was really shit fighting though, we'd just kick eachother in the shins then occasionally grab the other's leg when the opportunity came and threw their shoe away. Got into one or two in secondary but this faggot 5th year who kept trying to get me to talk more broke up the fight.

>What kind of school did you go to?
Rural. Primary was a shithole with idiot teachers and dickish students. Secondary was sound enough, some people would try to get a rise out of me but apart from that everyone was pretty cool.

>Does it still scare you?
Depends on whether I feel justified in what I'm doing. If my dad gives out to me for using the lawnmower wrong I do feel a bit scared, if it's over something I'm confident in then I feel more annoyed.

>Interested as to what leads to this lack of courage
I'm not like a stuttering wimp in real life, it's just this one thing that strikes fear into me. Not sure why really.

>the vast majority of lads can hide it from the other boys to save face
/éire/ are the only people that know this.

>>65886247
>but you should atleast stand up for yourself when you can.
I've gotten in a few scraps myself, I wouldn't say I'm afraid of them. I'm talking about the "are you fucking serious?" type laughter.

>>65886262
I'd hope so. Being neutral is the best position for us depending on what the objective is. The UK is a strong shield against anything on the continent.

If the UK itself actually gets invaded, I could see us getting involved.

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>>65886247
>backing down used to keep me up at night, for years, obsessing over my own weakness.
>mfw remembering all the times I should've fought but hesitated in secondary

>>65886443
That's true, aye. Depending on who the war was between I'd join, even if Ireland was neutral.

SURVEY

>height and weight?
>would you back down from a fight or direct confrontation?

>>65886468
Didn't ask for a fucking autobiography lad.

Get a therapist if you feel compelled to talk this much about yourself narcissistic bastard.

>>65886468
You should get into boxing lad
You can't afford to be struck with fear every time some other fella raises his voive
>/éire/ are the only people who know this
I don't understand what you mean
>>65886507
Different approaches i suppose. That kind of reaction isn't common where i grew up, i mostly copy the behaviour of the hard lads i grew up dealing with, they scare me so i reckon if i act like them I'll scare others
>>65886521
Let it go lad, just make sure it doesn't happen again. Next time someone starts, just remember that feeling of shame, and all them sleepless nights, you'll want to fight back then

>>65886661
>Just 6 foot, about 155-160.
>depends on what it is

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>>65886677
enough of that now

>>65886661
>5'9
>10.5 stone
Generally no, would only back down if he was massively bigger than me or he had 10 lads behind him
>>65886677
Let him go, sometimes you need to tell others about yourself to figure who you are/want to be
If you don't like it just dont reply

>>65886712
Provided the other guy wasn't doing anything absolutely horrendous or morally objectionable and provided they weren't fucking massive/with backup.

>>65886785
Good lad.

>>65886686
Good post.

>>65886661
>6' 3"
>15 st.

Direct confrontation. Love an oul fight so I do.

>>65886954
>love an oul fight so i do
Ats cause you're a fucking behemoth you blue card
Fight someone the same size as ye and you'll shit yourself

>>65886954
Big lad, no surprise there. Have you been in many?

>>65886897
I meant it depends what the circumstances are. If he was talking shit, I wouldn't straight up smack him. If he put his hands near my brother or sister, I wouldn't even play fair I'd just smack him from behind with a haymaker to the ear.

t. threw some lad in front of a car because he was bullying my brother

How did Malcolm get so many qts when he was an annoying manlet

>>65886677
>Didn't ask for a fucking autobiography
You didn't ask me for anything at all, that wasn't your post I replied to lad. I didn't ask for your opinion you narcissistic bastard.

>>65886686
>You can't afford to be struck with fear every time some other fella raises his voive
It's not as bad as I make it seem, I wouldn't be scared if it's someone my own age or even most old men. It's just teachers and my dad, I haven't really felt intimidated by anyone since I left secondary so maybe the issue's already behind me.

>I don't understand what you mean
I meant that I do hide it from other lads, you lads are all who know this.

>>65887034
Always depends on the circumstances. How'd that situation come about and end? Throwing someone in front of a car?

>>65887080
Because it's a TV show m8 ;)

>>65886661
5'7, haven't a clue about my weight, skinny-fat sort of build with a bit of muscle

probably let it go on to shit flinging with a rapid escalation to a fight, if it looks like I could take him I'd go for it, if it doesn't I'd see if I could rely on anyone breaking it up before I die and hit him a box, if not then just leg it

never worth some hefty cunt giving you a brain hemorrhage

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>playing poker
>full house
>i'm playing with my 10 year old sister who can't master any shuffle more complicated than 52 card pickup

>>65887192
Have you ever been in a situation where you've wanted to fight someone?

>>65886661
>5'11
>12 stone
Probably, I'm a fucking skeleton and even if I wasn't I don't feel the need to lose some teeth over a stupid pub argument. Also the city's getting rough now, bunch of lads have been knocked into comas over fights on nights out this past year, think one lad even died.

>>65887250
Texas Hold'Em is best poker.

>>65887156
>How'd that situation come about and end?
A bunch of people kept bullying my brother (no idea why he didn't ruin the cunts, he was getting in fights pretty much every week when he was young). He did get in a fight with one of them and was knocking the bollocks out of him so another lad grabbed him from behind and shoved him (cutting up his forearm on the ground).

Caught him the next day, kneed him in the bollocks and fucked him out in front of a car (the car stopped in time though so he didn't get hit).

He kept being mouthy and I was waiting for him to try hit me or my brother again (I usually carried a pocket knife on me since I was in Scouts and had one hand in the pocket where I kept it, and had my keys slid between the knuckles on my other one).

Ended up being a load of hot air and he didn't bother with my brother again.

>>65887000
Here,
I'm not the one picking the fights.

>>65887005
Since I've started clubbing, around 17 at the time, I've been in 7 scraps and I've lost 2 of them.

>>65887251
many times, it's rarely come to it though since there's always something to stop it

>>65886661
six foot, like 140 pounds maybe
i'd try to de-escelate it while still looking like a hard man. it's worked every time so far. only ever been in one fight (i was pissed myself), and i won

>>65887283
Shit happens outside. Too many fights on each night out, always best to avoid it aye. Do you keep fit at all?

>>65887250
Is that the same sister you got the hots for?

>>65887296
i was just playing draw poker
literally my best ever hand totally wasted
ive never even had a straight

>>65887355
i have three sisters. i believe youre thinking of the 15 year old since ive never mentioned this one before

>>65887352
>Do you keep fit at all?
Not really. I walk a lot so that keeps me fairly in shape, I'm fine with myself as long as I don't get fat.

>>65887250
get her to do a vocaroo do na bhuachaillí

is she americanized?

>>65887430
What's the third one like?

>>65887451
emm how about no
i dont really know if she's americanised. theyre all a lot more americanised than me though since im the eldest
>>65887471
half sister, 2 years old
my favourite sibling

>>65887320
That's quite a lot. Where do you go out or are you just a hothead?

>>65887312
Well fair play for standing up for your brother. Think you'd have ever used the knife? Also, how effective are keys between the knuckles? Never really thought they'd make much of an impact other than a few scratches and the psychological bonus for the wielder.

>>65887334
Jaysus, you're quite skinny.

>>65887386
Shit one.

>>65887436
Yeah, just so long as it's not a struggle to walk a kilometer or two then you're fine.

>>65887250
>playing strip poker with your sister

i bet she's beating you and all you complete walnut

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>>65887524
is she a qt?

wish I had a sister

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>Dutchshit bank failing with no way out

>Another recession about to hit

>Trump will lose the presidency

>the Globalists will win

>there will be all out war within a year

>>65887524
>half sister
Step-dad or step-mom? What are their ethnicities? Is this why you moved to America?

>>65887589
Don't, sisters are awful.

>>65887526
>Think you'd have ever used the knife?
Probably not.
>Also, how effective are keys between the knuckles?
Depends on how you hold them but quite effective. Don't hold them out like claws, have them lying backwards between your knuckles so when you hit them, you're tearing their skin.

>>65887526
yeah i am
can count my ribs real easy
absolutely bounced that fella's head off the ground though before it got broken up (usually i wouldve been suspended for 3 days thanks to zero tolerance but the security fella didnt give a fuck)
no one saw it though so no one believed i won
>>65887589
she's ridiculously tall for her age
she's only ten anyway like
>>65887570
shes absolutely terrible

>>65887087
Every lad knows that other lads hide their fear lad, atleast i assume
>>65887250
>spending time with your sister away from a screen
Good lad
>>65887283
What city? Lads getting hospitalised doesn't suprise me here
>>65887320
If ye love it, i have trouble believing ye
If it's true, good lad
>>65887617
>another recession
Might be a wake up call, people might actually realise that our country is poor as fuck and can't support mass influx of uneducated foreigners

>>65887524
>2 years old
>my favourite sibling
no surprises there

>>65887644
I'm sure it'd be just like the animeys

>>65887644
stepdad
yeah moved to america because of that greek american cunt.
half greek half irish ethnically. american born.
>>65887681
well yeah she's the only one that isnt a brat

>>65887644
I like my sister, depends on the sister.

>>65887645
Aye, you'd need them properly supported.

>>65887651
Wew, well done anyway.

>>65887526
Some people have this "Oh you're a big fucker, bet you can't take me" attitude.
I'm generally a nice guy also, but I've been bottled before for no reason whatsoever.

>>65887663
Like I said, I love an oul fight so I do.

>>65887686
it isnt. its just a girl that gets on your nerves that you arent attracted to in any way for the most part
baby sisters are great though, theyre adorable

>>65887663
>What city?
Galway.

>>65887686
It really isn't. Bitchy girl in anime is a qt tsundere, bitchy girl in real life is a massive pain that goes on tantrums and breaks shit even though she's not a toddler anymore.

>>65887733
What about your actual father are you still in contact with him? Does he live in Ireland?

>>65887733
So wait, didn't you used to be Swiss dad, Belgian mother, Irish born?

>>65887774
Jack Russel syndrome. I'm biggish, 6'2" and 185 lbs but never been in a fight before. Just some shoving and whatnot. Closest I got was on the final pub of a 12 pubs and my friend started dancing with some wan. her fella came up and started talking shit, I got between them, and he pushed me. Friend dragged me away, but after 13 beers I wanted to go back, but he convinced me not too.

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>>65887883
>for the most part

>>65887910
my da lives in france. he married a woman from hong kong (no kids). he's swiss which is why im swiss american.
>>65887917
never been near belgium. my mam went to belgium years before i was born but i never mentioned it.
mam is irish born and raised. da is swiss. stepdad is greek american. stepmother is chinese.

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>>65887971
i was talking about the gettin on your nerves part but might as well let the memes be

>>65888025
>da is swiss. stepdad is greek american. stepmother is chinese.
Always knew this part, don't know where the Belgian part got into my head.

Where is that monogatari poster?

once got in a fight with a bunch anti environmentalist terrorists

bout 100 of them
just 1 of me

thankfully i had just marathoned my steven seagal collection so they didn't stand a chance

Dublin meetup should be a right laugh lads

>>65887910
>galway
Ahh fair enough, lads aren't soft round there
Beautiful city you have yerself. Id move there if i ever got the chance
Would break my heart to leave Derry all the same

>>65888069
its a meme someone made up.
>>65888082
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

>>65888119
December 22.

>>65888109
Where was this, you mad man?

>>65888025
Christ, your family is more fucking weird than mine. My grandfather was Irish, his mother was American and his father was half-Canadian First Nations, half-Irish. Meanwhile on my dad's side I got a Serb and Shawnee from Oklahoma.

>>65888119
>>65888119
Whens it happening, i could get the bus down if one of you lads have a spare sofa i could sleep on

>>65888119
ya your head repeatedly meeting my fist will be a right laugh

>>65888173
and to top it all off i believe my great grandmother on my swiss side (who lived to 101 years 364 days, lived through both world wars and whose favourite song was "it's a long way to tipperary") was american born
also theres a spanish woman somewhere on my dads side, a great great grandmother

>>65888119
I'd honestly not have a problem sneaking out for a few pints with some of yous.

>>65888174
Don't sleep in any /éire/anon's house, they'll bum ya in your sleep.

>>65888203
Doesn't sound like much of a laugh to be honest with you my lad.

>>65888260
>some
Subtly cheeky lad i like it

dylan moran's coming to town but it's like 40 dollars

>>65888276
Ill ducttape me shite pipe shut sure

>>65888173
can you handle your drink? i presume you don't live on a reserve

>>65888255
Ha, my Serb grandfather is American descended. His mom was a slut who fucked an American traveler. I've got international cousins because of great gramps. I believe he passed away in the Philippines after fucking his way across eastern europe and asia.

>>65888142
Alex jones is Irish isn't he?

>>65888307
>dollars
FOY

>>65888203
Would love to see you fucking try
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>>65888260
>sneaking out
Has the missus got you under the thumb la?

Who'll be in Dublin on the 22nd?

got some tullamore dew lads

any of ye drinking?

>>65888411
>jones
isnt that a welsh name
he's from teicseas anyhow
>>65888403
my great grandmother was swiss descended and moved back to switzerland when she was still a small child.
>>65888423
oh im sorry next time i want to by a coke ill pay them in sterlin will i?

>>65888362
Haha, I'm a lightweight. My father has enough of a blood quantum to be part of the tribe (Absentee Shawnee of Oklahoma) but thanks to my mom being mostly white, all three of his kids can't join the tribe and we're all brown haired, white kids with blue or green eyes. He looked redskin as fuck. Visiting family as a kid was hilarious because we stuck out so fucking badly.

>>65888441
Germans aren't invited
Blood samples will be taken upon arrival to prove irish genetics

Seriously someone tell me the craic with this meet up
>>65888411
>Alex
>Jones
Highly doubt it
>>65888441
Of December? FAR too close to Christmas lad, I'll be bonding with the family, move it up to like the 6th
>>65888468
Drinking Jameson lad, gotta keep it cheap and cheerful
How do ye take it?
>>65888472
Aye go fer it baiiii

Who the fuck is this "Irish-Angloman" You're either Irish or you're not fuck off back to /brit/ you spa.

>>65888426
No I just don't like being out after dark.

>>65888522
It's the first I'm hearing about it but I'll have a few jars

>>65888556
Irish is a social construct.

>>65888556
Think he's a saxon foe who's moving to Dublin next year
IIRC he plans to completely assimilated and is eager to be considered one of us

>>65888522
>In his video podcasts, he reports he is of Irish,[24] German, Welsh, mostly English, and partially Native American descent.
he's got some irish
just a typical american mix up though
>>65888556
its hilarious when brits piss on me for saying im irish and then they say "im allowed to say this cos im anglo irish and my grandmother was from kilkenny"
the english have absolutely no self awareness i swear

>all the anime posters are out having a great time
>meanwhile we're all here waiting for the December meetup to have an awkward pint with de lads

>>65888468
I'm 6 beers in.

>>65888504
Excellent.

>>65888522
Won't be home til then, but another time could suit you lads better.

>>65888620
Literally everyone claims Irish descent in the south. And Native American too. Very few of us actually can prove it.

>>65888522
neat obvo lad

desu it was on special offer in tesco, same price as jameson and i like supporting the midlands economy :)

>>65888610
It's a linguistic construct akshually

>>65888642
The anime lads have a great time on Skype, wit Skype rallies and such. They're good fun nonetheless.

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>>65888642
Really makes you think.

>>65888620
Tell me some Irish Conspiracy theories

>>65888603
Good lad
>>65888610
B8
>>65888642
>awkward
Only if ye let it be
>>65888644
What the earliest you could have it lad
>>65888694
EXCELLENT post, the whole way through
>someone tell me who to say excellent post in gaelige

>>65888556
>>65888610
>>65888617
My dad grew up in Cork
The family just took a holiday in England for a couple decades I will be returning to the motherland in 2017
>>65888620
Fuck off you're some Swiss mong who visited Ireland for a couple months

>>65888617
then he can make a start and stop acting like the fucking swiss american with a special snowflake name.

>>65888779
I get home on the 20th, unless you lads want to meet me in Hamburg ;) Be back from the 20th to the 31st, so anytime apart from the 24th-26th would suit me. But if you lads want to organise one at some other stage, do it without me by all means.

>>65888779
>excellent post in gaelige
Iontach phosta.

>>65888776
Brits did 9/11
>>65888848
Would love to do one in November and then another in December, I'll be skint in the December hence the hurry
>>65888784
Do us all a favour and make a conscious effort to change your accent when you get here
>>65888851
Will be using this from now on

>>65888851
Direct translation. It should be "post iontach".

>>65888985
We didn't

It was the Irish

>>65889009
I use
>maith phoist
For "good post", is this wrong? Any chance it'd be "iontach phoist"?

>>65888985
>Do us all a favour and make a conscious effort to change your accent when you get here
I'm currently stationed in the irish colony of Birmingham, will be happy to lose this accent

>>65889058
>Birmingham
Unlucky lad
One of the worst English accents imho

>>65889054
good post

post maith

>>65888985
Sure, if you want to get one up then that'd be good. Meetups are good for the general. Best way to do it is through Skype, post a throwaway account and let those interested add you. You can get a feel for each other though that.

only good english accents are west country and scouse

>>65889054
In Irish, noun comes first and adjective second.

>>65889054
>>maith phoist
Sounds wrong, I'd say "post mhaith".

>Any chance it'd be "iontach phoist"?
Might be, I'm not good at a lot of the grammar. I'm used to seeing the context of a full sentence as well, saying just a short phrase sounds weird.

I'm more irish than ANYONE ITT

>>65889239
I'd go with "post mhaith" as well, it sounds better though the Irish grammatical gender rules are never thought properly.

>>65889136
Seems too close to English for my liking
>>65889138
Ill do it through kik sure
>>65889224
I know, for some reason I thought that particular phrase was an exception, was almost certain it was wrong, unlucky
>>65889276
Would beat you up and down the street Sassanach scum

>>65889058
Cillian Murphys accent in Peaky Blinders is gorgeous.

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Might go to bed soon. If there's another thread let the German make it, I feel a bit bad for kekking him out of his one this time.

>>65889352
If that's the means that suits you best, aye. Discord is also good.

captchas are getting more and more ridiculous lads

>>65889409
is this a good anime?

decided to start watching it again

>>65889276
why would you want to be irish?

i always thought that the english had an inherent if somewhat innocuous superiority complex to the irish

>>65889393
is peykey bloindahs worth my time

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>>65889409
>chinky cartoons
Disgusting, this is an irish anime thread

>>65889462
they all do. every single one of them. even if they complain about dem po' micks who dindu nuffin and got famined, they do it in the most insulting and irritating way without even meaning to

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>>65889476
Disgusting

Only British anime is superior

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>>65889409
Doesn't matter who gets the OP lad, just don't like it when we make two threads when one is needed. You make it sure.

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>>65888307

i'm paying £600 to see mcgregor in new york and i've just spent a fortune on 2 all ireland finals only to lose

$40 is half nothing

>>65889476
only irish anime i can think of is puffin rock
my baby sister watches it
>>65889551
ew

>>65889476
Hate that cunt

roy is such a fat prick. He's like that kid in primary school who nobody liked and grew up to be one of those wasters who sit in the house smoking dope all day

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JOIN THE KIK IF YOU'RE UP FOR A FEW PINTS
>>65889448
Kiks just handy cause you can make a throw away email, if you're not comfortable it's completely anonymous

>>65888784

this gimmick is superb

>>65889569
yeah but i have no income and if i worked i would fail all my classes

>>65889462
England has gone to shit and I want one of the nice jobs that will move to Dublin after brexit

>>65889580
>letting your baby sister watch anime
Stop it, right now

>>65889454
Lucky Star was one of the first proper animes I watched, I liked it at the time but I'm not sure how well it holds up.

>captchas are getting more and more ridiculous
I think they give you progressively worse ones the more frequently you post.

>>65889476
Weird seeing the pilot for that and how his life was shit and he lost his only gf because he didn't have a dick.

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>another meetup


pls no

>>65889476
The sister's a qt.

>>65889600
Aye, don't have it. Hate having to switch between my phone and computer.

>>65889675
Wew, who were you back then?

>>65889645
just type nigger whenever it gives a picture of a bike or some shite and it works

>>65889675
It's pints with the lads, calm yer knickers

>>65889642
its not anime you eejit
its a cartoon an irish one

>>65889675
>a fat fuck and a bunch of skinny spergs
Disgusting.

>>65889724
I just know I'm going to get there early and drink sneakily while watching the autism antics from afar.

>>65889645
Everything you said about the captcha i completely agree with
I used to get 4 numbers to type in, now I'm getting 20 letter words in a foriegn language it's ridiculous
>>65889736
Fair enough

>>65889637
economic opportunistic migrant bastard

>>65889769
Not even on the spectrum lad, should be grand
Either way, one of my best friend has autism and he's fucking hilarious, my wee brother has it too, so the sperg antics don't bother me one bit

>>65889675
I wonder what they talked about, can't imagine anything more than autistic stuttering

>>65889637
>just here for the money
Fuck off, if you've no loyalty then I'd rather you stayed in England

>>65889637

brexit will hit us harder than the UK lad

>>65889830
>one of my best friend has autism
>my wee brother has it too
I wonder what the common denominator is

>>65889615
agree desu

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>>65889769
>>a fat fuck and a bunch of skinny spergs
>Disgusting.
DELET THIS

>>65889812
I will integrate my brother
>>65889875
>>65889879
>us

>>65889846
>so where's Ellen haha
>haha I nee dmy nappy changed
>smae haha
>...
>gonna go to the jax lads
>O-oh me too
>haha don't wank each other off in there
and then they did

>>65889879
No it won't. The Central Bank came out and said that any bank or financial service firm looking to move here for access to the markets has to actually move here and have an operation.

The lower sterling also means it's more profitable for British businesses to have expanded operations here, so they'll probably expand their business here since.

>>65889944
>>65889846
>did anyone watch attack on titan?

Hey lads, thinking of moving to Ireland. What's life like in Ireland and how is it different from Ireland?

>>65889944
>>so where's Ellen haha
>>haha I nee dmy nappy changed
This is true. The rest is not.

>>65889893
Kek
But naw im a complete normie, shagged plenty lasses, been in a few fights, hit the pub with my muckers often enough
Growing up with a sibling who has autism just numbs ye to all the social ineptitude. Autists can be grest craic if ye learn how to talk to them
>>65889982
Come on in, were empty

Who here /D10/ area?

the ma's thinking about moving us back to helsinki lads

>>65890015
Will be looking for flats in this area

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>nobody has joined the groupchat
FUCKING
LIGHTWEIGHTS

>>65890015
D12

s'alright

>>65889846
Probably planning the overthrowal of the Dáil and the establishment of a national conservative government

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>>65890015
D4 the home area

aw bollocks

the german poster is fake faggot germanboo aka trinity?

>>65890056
Make a Skype, I'll join. Or add ruse-ter

Mam's bringing me back to Zurich, here on a stopover flight.

Listening to some Irish grime

https://youtu.be/Q_1Hqr8Scq0

>>65890015
dads from there

>>65890046
you wouldnt last a day in ballyfermot you little softie

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>>65889675

can't be worse than the r/ireland one

>>65890074
No, Trinity is still in Ireland. I used to be tripfag as Rooster years ago. In the picture of paper from the last meetup, Trinity is in the top right corner, while I'm holding the paper.

>>65890056
make it discord maybe
I dont even know anyone who has kik

>>65890058
>>65890065
Will also be checking these areas
>>65890130
Would put money on me being the hardest cunt ITT

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>>65890143
holy shit

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>>65890119

>>65889944
laffed

an accurate summation iiam

>>65890056
who the fuck even uses kik except 74 year old pedos?

Make a skype one and I'll join, I've not used discord that often.

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>>65890155

yeah i remember you from haxball a long time ago, you didn't have any gimmicks though.

>>65890174
the term anglo irish is generally used by prodestant posh cunts lad
maybe in the UK its different but I wouldnt go waving that around here

>>65890174
Doubt it lad,

Ballyer yup yup

>>65890143
Oh jesus Christ
Any decent irish lad could've waltzed into that meet up and literally picked her up and walked away
She'd have been completely ok with it

>>65890143
>tfw you smell cheese
>its not from your pizza
poor girl

>>65890280
>Ballyer
Have a waltz over Coolock way and I'll give you a proper knock.

>>65890270
That's just for gimmick purposes, not religious but my dads a 'catholic' that's never been to church

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>>65890269
Yeah, I was never prolific with gimmicks. I just had

>Reading this thread has been interesting.
>cunt.jpg

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>>65890143
>black T-shirt
>fat
>glasses
>neckbeard
>fedora that's too big for his head
>staring at the plate of the girl, contemplating whether taking some of her food when she isn't looking will hurt his chances of marrying her

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>>65889058

my family are from there. dad was from smethwick and mam was from sparkhill.

sad their houses got a fierce shakedown after the birmingham pub b*mbings

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>>65890335
once you're baptised you're in the club lad

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/éire/ meet up: add mccaffs9977

>>65890395
>smethwick and sparkhill
who came up with these names

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>>65890356

thought those were the other R tripfag

did you used to post this lad next to the phil lynott statue?

>>65890395
Smethwicks full of inbreds and spark hill is quite literally 99% paki

>>65890324
Any yokes?

>>65890479
On skype btw

>>65890490
Place near me called Wormhole.

>>65890282
They were the lowest of the low, judging by the pictures.

>>65890479
On what platform?

>>65890496
Maybe from time to time, he was someone else's gimmick. A lot of posting strangers and pretending like you've doxxed someone. That lad was called Brendan, nothing to do with /éire/ though.

>>65890546
because it's a hole that only little worms like yourself live in

>>65890570
Feel so sorry for her
>>65890570
Skype

>>65890505

yep, wasn't in the 60s. i was in sparkhill a couple years ago and it was......an experience.

>>65890599
Except I don't live in it. The people that do are scum though.

>>65890605
Just added you, is your username actually a bunch of numbers?

>>65890605
she's probably shite craic anyway

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Got a new watch xxx

>>65890737
What model is it? xxx

>(((skype)))
shant be installing that

>3 biggest St Patrick day parades in the world

1) New York
2) Dublin
3) Birmingham

Really makes you think

>>65890737
1. yes i am messaging you because you are a female anon ;) tis a wonderful thing to see
2. did you try that thumb-disappearing trick that you do to kids and actually succeed in pulling it off?

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Okay serious question for you guys

I've finally found a girl I actually have feelings for and we've been dating for the last month. I really like this girls however last night she told me something that freaked me out.

I was talking about my grandfather because and mentioned he and his family were Collin's from west cork. And then she gets all excited and goes MY grandmothers maiden name was Collins and she was from Skiberean. And then it kind of hit me, are we distant cousins?

Like what the fuck I don't want to be related to the girl I'm fucking. In a place as small as Ireland if two people have the same surname and are from the same region what are the chances of them being related? Plz respond this is freaking me out

>>65890796
>Irish colony
>Irish occupied Norse colony
>Irish colony

>>65890796
birgmingham is hardly bigger than chicago or boston

>>65890838
pretty sure I remember some other americunt posting something similar the other day about there great grandfather being a Collins from Clonakilty

>>65890838
>skiberean

>>65890860
Yes it is
People come over from Ireland to go

>>65890838

>skibbereen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDmkwZkDjUk

>>65890838
>In a place as small as Ireland if two people have the same surname and are from the same region what are the chances of them being related?
Depends. There are 3 McDonagh's in my village and none of them are related.

>>65890969
okay good that makes me feel better

>>65890943
whats that about now

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>>65890969
>There are 3 McDonagh's in my village and none of them are related.

>>65890838
>Cork
My homeland mentioned

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>>65890838

to be honest there's no real way to tell without doing a 23andme type of DNA test.

there were tons of mcnicholas's in my town, half were related, half weren't. Collins is a relatively popular name in cork, this man being the most famous.

>>65891017
looks like some petty huns

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>>65891059
FUCK OFF

https://join.skype.com/dtVNIeiLC2mn

>>65891064
yeah we have the whole "your great grandfathers cousin was michael collins!" bullshit in my family too

>>65891091
Fuck off west brit

Macroom is best town in Cork. Fight me.

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mick collins did literally nothing wrong

>>65891176
Idk, that tour of West Cork just after Cosgrave had died and when they were in full insurrection mode seemed ill-advised.

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>>65891163

>tfw to intelligent to ever visit cork and meet niamh

>>65891231
Follow your dreams.

>>65890119
never lived in züri

Lost my virginity to another Irish Anglo girl named Niamh

Not even memeing or lieing
AMA

>>65891057
>none of them are related
Impossible, they're distant relatives they just dont know it