America's Best Friends

>russia
>no germany

I'll fix that for you.
1. UK
2. Japan
3. Israel
4. Canada
Others are just not as important.

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>>65876789
Friends!

>>65876789
What I've learned after all this time is that USA one sidely chosses its friends according to the situation, the same way it picks its rivals.

Accept it, USA has no real friends, just occasional allies.

>>65877119
No it's about what country can actually help the US achieve goals. And we're friends with Russia because it's not good to be on their bad side. And Canada is like our annoying sidekick.

>>65876789
You're uneducated. I can tell.

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>>65876789
But I thought we had something ;_;

Rude

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>"if each country were to make a list of their greatest ally, almost all countries would point out USA as being their #1, or at least among top 5."

t. ungrateful bastards

We are your #1.

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>>65876789
Y-You too...

Thiccccc

>No. 10
More like USA's Best Bitch

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Russia?? U wot m8?

>>65876789
>5.NZ

:)

>>65878363
This 2bh, Poland doesn't deserve #9

1.daech

>>65876789
>3rd place
oi nah yeah cheers cunt

>>65877695
No, we don't.

Germanys best friends:

1. Austria
2. the Netherlands
3. Denmark
4. Sweden
5. Russia (love hate relation)

>>65878468
Where would either of us be without the other?

>>65882296
>5. Russia
>>65876789
>8. Russia (secret)
Is it a meme??

>>65878385
I feel like we've grown apart since, like, the 70s. Your government and economy is so different from ours and I think you don't really follow our government's commands as much as they'd like, whereas Britain and Canada listen a lot more. I personally like France though.

England's "greatest" enemies:

1. Germany
2. France
3. South Ireland
4. all of the countries that beat us at cricket and/or rugby (so leave this space blank kek)
5. Australia

>>65882744
>5th place
cheers cunt

>>65882404
no, but you aren't that bad. We had normal relations before and most russian immigrants are okay.

>>65876789
USofA
Mistress: UK
Wife: Israel
Bro:Canada
Co-worker:Germoney

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>>65877772

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>>65883332
Wh-what

>>65882849
>most russian immigrants are okay
yeah, they're right above turks and below actual human beings.

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>>65876789

Most pro American country The Philippines did not even make the list?

Poland

1 USA
2 Germany (cause you're at least sorry)
3 Belarus (secret love)
4 Norway
5 UK
6 France
7 Canada
8 Netherlands?
9 Magyarland
10 Russia (it's VERY complex...)

>>65883933
Actually swap Norway with Hungary

>>65876848
Germans lost that when they became ungrateful.

>>65883933

How can you not include our oldest ally Portugal?

>>65877695
Ehh, as many others...I guess it is truly a bitch, that USA...

>>65884069
I guess, but then our #2 is the one we can't ever be with...

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>>65876789
>U.S. and UK
>friends

>roleplaying as countries

>>65876789
probably more like

1.canada
2.japan
3.austrailia
4.uk
the rest of those countries hate us even if we do like them, except maybe poland, we're probably the only western country that gives them the respect they deserve.

but no one can compare to canada, they even hate soccer like we do.

Shouldn't it be
1) England
2) Canada
3) Germany
4) France
6) Australia
7) NZ
8) Poland
9) Drawing a blank
10) Russia (love hate relationship since 1945)

>>65885032
I forgot Japan desu !!!

>>65884840
>deserve
i mean i like poland but now they don't deserve a lots of thing

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>implying Israel is not the first

>>65885136
You didn't deserve your freedom

>>65885136
at least they fought

>>65876789
>Israel not 1.
>Russia (secret)

kek, that's life in Shartia

>>65883638
>yeah, they're right above turks and below actual human beings.
t. ronny that dropped out of school without any education

I'm sad Vladimir is banging your gf while studing math.

>>65882833
>>65882833
also notice how you're not in the "that beat us at rugby" position, Prison-kun

>>65885470
hey man I'm just memeing about, I have no harsh feeling about Russians. Most of them you can't even tell from normal Germans aside from maybe their great affection for Putin

>>65876789
They'll all leave us for Russia and China if our economy and pil dependency finely kills us. I could only see the UK and France sticking with us put of principle.

>>65885662
oh, even britain and france will do what they have to.

but russia will be left raising about 5 children for each of them.

>>65885662
Israel will always be with you.
:^)

1. France
2. Britain
3. Canada
4. Australia
5. Poland
6. Japan
7. South Korea
8. Israel
9. Netherlands
10. Mexico

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>>65885662
>>65885753
Remember remember november of 1956.

>>65886030
he is going to give her the dick

>>65882404
USA-Russia hate has been a meme aside from cuban missle crisis

Weve been allies for longer thab we have been enemies

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>>65886167

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>>65882404
>>65886389

>>65886484
What is wrong with this quote, amerifat?

>>65884449
This

>>65877777

>>65876789
I'm moving to Israel in a bit greatest ally!

>>65876789
Americans, I feel...

>>65877888
Nice trips. But I'll try anyway.
1) Germany
2) Italy
3) Spain
4) Belgium
5) Canada
6) Poland

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>>65887239
You are best ally

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We are NOT friends

>>65876789
>Japan being #1
>Israel
>South Korea
>fucking. Russia.
>Poland?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hvC5Trem68

>>65887246
>1) Germany
>2) Italy
>3) Spain
>4) Belgium
>5) Canada
>6) Poland

Hurt

>>65886626
too cute for me.
you can see it in his face that this was a treasured period for putin since he was actually happy with bush.

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bros 4 life

>>65887228
Literally for what purpose

>japan
>not Israel

Weaboo and retarded.

I'd like to see Russia's list...
Would they get anyone outside of former Soviet countries?

not bro but Big Boss desu

>>65876789
>france
we ain't nobody's friend

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>>65891576
>thinking Israel is good ally

jew detected

>>65892088
>bankrupted self to help with our revolution

France is just bashful

>>65892195
It wasn't to help you but to piss off the UK

>>65876789
Russia, and motherfucking Poland. Guess since we are not on that list we should take care of our Central American friends and no longer deport them.

>>65892331
You guys were one mine >>65885926

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>russia is more important frined than poland
diaspora russian jew nigger kys my man we hate u))))

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1. ukraine
2.georgia
3.poland
4.finland
5.serbia
6.lithuania
7.italia
8.denmark
9.sweden
10.germany

>>65876789
>1. Japan
>2. France
>3. Austria
>4. UK
>5. NZ
>6. Israel
>7. South Korea
>8. Russia (secret)
>9. Poland
>10. Canada
ftfy ütz

>>65877777

>>65876789

Sbane's friends

(in no particular order)

>Southern Yurop and Meds in general
>Krautsland and her kids
>Bolan and Binland :-DDD
>Sudacas (macacos included ofc)
>Jap, Flip and Persian Empires

Sbane's foes

>The Eternal Anglo
>The Eternal Anglo' dickriders
>Pajeet and Mahmud al-wahabi bin-'mericani

Sbane's Desu chan sama status with

>The Eternal Chink
>Rushka

>>65876789
>cunt that you nuked the fuck out of at 1
>Poland at 9
>Italy not mentioned at all
You're so dumb it's almost depressing.

>>65877119
This applies to every single nation in the world with very, let me stress that, VERY rare exceptions.

>>65883933
KILL YOURSELF
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