How do the Nordic countries actually get along? I'm wondering

They like each other, Sweden and Denmark/Finns shit talk each other a lot but its just 4fun

We get along, and cultures and languages overlap a bit (not Finland), that's about it.

There hasn't been anything more serious than banter for who knows how long.

There wasn't even border crossing formalities waaaaaay before the EU and Schengen until the great refugee flood.

>>65875645
>(not Finland)
hwut

>>65875645
What I had heard from a Swede was they and the Finns generally dislike each other, but they get a ton of propaganda thrown at them so they at least pretend to get along in the bigger cities. Norwegians and Swedes are usually friendly but Norwegians are usually less social than them, nobody can understand Danes, Åland is unwanted and every other Nordic territory is largely ignored.

Was he stupid/trolling? I find things in the cultures and languages of all of them that interest me so I'm curious, is it mostly just harmless shit talking, like Nordmenn saying the Danes always sound like they're choking?

>>65875854

Norwegian, Swedish and Danish overlap quite a bit. Finnish is complete gibberish to all of us.

>>65876078
Well yes the language, but are you implying our culture is somehow different from yours except for some very minor things?

>>65876078
there are finnish speaking communities in northern Norway desu

>>65876059
The only time nordics aren't just bantering with the faggot etc. stuff is during sporting events.

>>65876059

They are fairly accurate stereotypes, I'd say. Swedes may seem more social than Norwegians because they come here and take all sorts of customer service jobs. It's not that Norwegians aren't able to do customer service, it's that nobody wants them, so it's very easy for Swedes to take them.

>>65876181

I meant the language only.

>>65876233

Samis, when will they learn?

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Which nordic country features the cutest men?

>>65876349
the fuck is this gay shit

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>inb4 that one autist who is butthurt about swedes

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>>65876349
Southern Brazil, of course.

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>>65876349
Pic related

>>65876336
>Samis, when will they learn?


no stupid, actually finnish immigrants which came during 18th century

what is the difference between swedes, fennoswedes, and usual finns

>>65876422
are you mad because finland is small and twinkish?

>>65876451
for real, tho

>>65876457
i read about that.... the fuck is wrong with sweden? holy shit.

>>65876349
I wish i can kiss Iceland

>>65876336
>Samis

I think there are finnish working workmen doing rough work. Payment is better than in Finland. You give money, we work.

>>65876349
we dont fingers danish smelly asses

>>65876527
>swedes
swedes
>fennoswedes
finns who speak swedish
>usual finns
finns

>>65876527
Language, also sweden (at least urban sweden) has a culture of everybody being superficially nice and accepting

>>65876533
he's pretty cute

>>65876577
danish smelly ass? tell me more.

>>65876592
>swedes
cucks

>fennoswedes
also cucks

>usual finns
masterace

>>65876349
>dat suomi arse
it clearly belongs to woman

>>65876680
this

>>65876255
I find that really interesting. I like Finnish products and the Norwegian countryside, I hope I can take a vacation there some day.
I don't know a single word of Finnish but I've been trying to learn the others. I know most Nordics know at least some English but I don't want to be like every other jackass tourist who doesn't learn anything about the country they're going to. Bokmål has been the easiest for me.
>murican who can't afford to travel out of his own state

>>65876680
wtf i love brasil now

>>65876868
if you legit want to learn a language learn swedish. it's piss easy and you'll understand norwegian and danish to boot.
in funland just speak english. everyone speaks it and no one wants to hear foreigners trying to speak finnish.

>>65876868
>learning a little bit of nordic languages
fucking pointless, everybody will instantly switch to english when they hear you speak

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>inb4 swedes making up stories about finns stabbing people

>>65877013
i will record something in finnish for you to judge.
also, swedish is hard and whenever i try to use it, people say i sound like an arab

>>65877021
>>65877013

this

>>65877013
why not learn norwegian or danish?
why swedish?
AYY ARE YOU SOME FENNOSWEDE FUCK?

>>65877067
Stabbing people used to be a pretty normal occurance m8

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>>65877122
>used to be
:^)

>>65877013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wt4FbKXz03

Please judge my finnish

>>65877013
>learn Swedish
I am, Bokmål is just easier for me to pronounce properly.
>In Funland no one wants to hear you fuck up their language
Speaking of which, what are good places to go where I can have a good time and not get stabbed? The only places I know of so far are saunas and the Varusteleka store in Helsinki. And I have no intentions of trying to speak Finnish, the only word I can pronounce correctly is puukko.
>>65877021
I still want to at least try. Maybe they'll appreciate the effort, more likely they'll look at me like I'm some kind of Untermensch.

>>65877166
Well, exactly. Häjyt/junkkarit don't exist anymore, sure people still get stabbed sometimes but it's not really anymore common than in other countries (except for those were firearms are more common)

>>65877362
fucking horrible/10 (also raping ensiferum/10)

>>65877439
>appreciate the effort
some might, most won't.

>>65877513
fuck you

We need to kill this hyper faggot Brazilian ASAP

>>65877609
You asked for it

>>65877513
So the only phrase I need to know in [Nordic language of choice] is do you speak English?

>>65877439
Helsinki is literally the safest capital city in yurop so you can go practically anywhere and there's always something happening especially during summer. At worst some alcoholic bum will try to talk shit or some somalis try to rough you up.

>>65877674
fuck you

>>65877691
i was good.

>>65877730
Yes

>>65875541
I'd say well, more often than not.

>>65877730
I don't know why you'd ask that, literally everyone except for (some) senior citizens speak english.

>>65877110
swedish is objectively the easiest language in the world to learn
just ask the refugees :^)

>>65877743
Your finnish was somewhat understandable but sounded absolutely horrible, and the singing sounds like a teen with voice change

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>>65875541
well as far as I've noticed, there are both groups - ones that hate other nordic countries and people that appreciate our shared history, language and culture - me being one of the latter. Mostly lefties here in sweden hate other nordic countries because they are not "progressive" enough. :)

>>65877898
*two groups

>>65877890
FUCK YOU PEKKA

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>>65877739
4Somalis

>>65878079
what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote that?

you idiot!

>>65877898
>Mostly lefties here in sweden hate other nordic countries because they are not "progressive" enough. :)
wtf i hate sweden now

>>65878162
Hate the lefties desu.

>>65878079
vinkattu

>>65878162
How is this a surprise to you? My country is a leftist infested pit.

>>65878130
>>65878236
What, are puukkos frowned upon in Helsinki?

>>65878423
Helsinkians are our swede lefties.

>>65878423
No but a real man uses his fists (although I know you americans need your toys to protect you)

>>65878423

Nah

t. hese

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>>65878498
>using an efficient means of defense is somehow unmanly

>>65878684
t. twinklet

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>>65878498
I don't need them, but why not finish something in a minute instead of five minutes? And if I remove Somalis, then maybe gifts from vinkattu :DDDDD
>pic related

>>65877081
>swedish is hard
What other languages have you tried learning?

>>65878684
>using a knife/gun in a fist fight
yes, that is unmanly you fucking pussy

>>65878846
> gifts from vinkattu
i take it you don't know what vinkattu means

>>65878894
He's studied chimps and gorillas for years to learn their languages

>>65878981
The only place I've seen it used is in conjunction with poliisi. So I'm assuming it's the police. Why wouldn't they shower me with beautiful Finnish women for removing the refugee with traditional Finnish tools?

>>65878986
Those should be more difficult

>>65876349
I want Iceland's bp.

>>65879167
For you

>>65879110
It doesn't mean poliisi.

>>65876336
The Finnish community in Norway aren't Samis, they're Kvens.
I think Samis are seen by Norwegians/Finns/Swedes the same way.

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>>65875854
>>65876181
spot the insecure wannabe scandicuck

>>65879285
Educate me then, what is it? Google gives me nothing

>>65876424
t. Cai-Göran

>>65879434

Transliterated: Adviced (to police), so you're partially right.


t. diiferent homo

>>65879434
Rough translation for "vinkattu" would be "tipped off". In this instance it'd mean that the police was tipped off.

t. not that other guy

>>65875541
Why do people care so much about nordic people?

Fuck, every time i visit this board, there is some faggot praising nordics

Wow

I know they are all germanic that see nordics as their role model

They are all germanic pigs

>>65879543
>Adviced
more like tipped/hinted/reported

>>65879652
must be rough living in a non country

>>65875854
>>65876181
>>65876424
jesus christ I hate my countrymen
>WE'RE NORDIC RITE GUIZE
>I - IT'S JUST THE LANGUAGE RIGHT
>YOU NEVER MEANT ANYTHING ELSE BY IT, RIGHT
I want to go on a fucking killing spree at the sight of Finns who so desperately want to be nordic and scandi

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>>65879434
It means someone ratted your dank meme to the popo over the internet tip line. It was also a meme of sorts to post weapons with messages about school and thats what people said after it.
Nettivinkki = internet tipline(police)
>nettivinkd
>vinkattu
>vinkd
It was popular meme after the school shootings and shit like that until they actually started taking them serious and little Make and Viljami got cops on their door.

>>65879655

No jotain siihen suuntaan.

t. näillä promileilla ihan vitun sama

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>>65879611
>>65879543
Makes sense. Memes aside if I had to stab someone I'd rather not taint this one with dirty refugee blood.
>>65879652
t. Butthurt Slav who longs for Germanic love.

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>>65879652
You literally answered your own question there.

>>65879876
>dominican republic
>slav
hwut

>>65879955
Had a moment of autism and thought it was Croatia

>>65878498

Yeah keep telling yourself that. Your first will totally protect you from the terrorist.

desu I'm pretty salty at Swedish government not offering support against Mother Russia during Winter War

Might want to assist your buffer nation next time, fuckers

>>65880522

tbf they sent volunteers and material support, but all in all they did the best they could while ultimatelly staying out of it. Which was the smartest decision.

>>65879764
>>65879876
T. Pig
>>65879929
What?

>>65881560
You nigger we white ok? cool.

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DOMINICAN SHITPOSTER IS TRIGGERED BY BLONDE BLUE EYED WOMEN

AUTISM SQUAD ENGAGE

>>65879771
Calm down, autismo.