/brit/

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9th for yanks out

Yanks 2bqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

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>>65875113
Good edition

>>65875112
autism/10

You'd look cute if you shaved it :3

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>bellies / tummies mentioned

activate it

>>65875112
absolutely DISGRACEFUL
would not even think about leaving the house with that abomination hanging from my chops

>>65875194
this 2bqhwy

not to brag or anything but i smell rank rn

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Rate lads

solo travel is grim and depressing

>>65875194
what about nonces lad

>>65875113
awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>65875228
>pepper

>>65875228
Is that hot sauce?

>>65875194
I also hate old people and fatties

give me ya pud pud

https://eroshare.com/587fkkz8

What do you think of this brit lad? Is he a good representation of the average brit?

Anyone know what happens if you go to a doctors for depression? Do they just say to fuck off?

>>65875215
I have it even worse, mine is complete cringe-tier but I keep it since I look even worse shaved

>>65875231
yeeeeaaaa lads on tour in shagaluf XD
solo travelling is fine you mong

>>65875102
the job isn't middle class but the lads that drive the vans are from middle class families, it's just a saturday job type thing, I know most of their families

>>65875198
>I spend £30+ on products for it

absolutely creasing
how embarrassing

>>65875276
Will I be opening this virus? No, no I will not.

>>65875269
remember this one time at school the bully was shouting at me so i through my chocolate custard over him and he cried haha

it was primary school btw

>>65875247
>he doesn't season his pommes mit paprika und pfeffer

haha silly anglos :3

>tfw you reunite with a friend that has the same hobbies as you and knows the same feels as you
Feels good, lads
He was my best friend up until we both turned into depressed shut ins 2 years ago. Glad we got in touch with each other again.

>>65875247
And?

>>65875257
Honey garlic BBQ sauce

>>65875228
>carbs

>>65875284
you again
reply once more and you'll be saying goodbye to your teeth

>>65875277
On pills for it now

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The moon belongs to everyone
The best things in life are free
The stars belong to everyone
They gleam there for you and me

The flowers in spring
The robins that sing
The sunbeams that shine
They're yours, they're mine

And love can come to everyone
The best things in life are free

Honey, the moon belongs to everyone
You know the best things in life are free
And the stars, they belong to everyone
They're shining up there for you and for me

The flowers in spring
The robins that sing
The sunbeams that shine
They're yours, they're mine

And love can come to everyone
The best things in life are free

The best things in life are free

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>euroshare
shall not be clicking this

>>65875300
>through

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>>65875228

>>65875295
not a virus

alternative link
http://www.myvidster.com/video/77234855/Drunk_Guy_with_Ladyboy

>>65875334
Do they help?

>>65875206
I-is it normal to want to lick her belly?

>>65875112
I have one like it, growing out past the sides of my head and with a little mustache. I've been growing it out all year but will probably shave it at the end of November.

haha got me a cup of cocoa

what's the word for that congealed milk on top of it

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>>65875338
good song

>>65875333
reckon I could put you to sleep in one punch you nonce

might go have a snout in the garden Tbh

>>65875288
>Knowing the families of men who drive vans for a living
Alri Baz, how's life in your Barratt newbuild

>>65875372
Of course

Licking bellies is the best

>>65875394
skin

>>65875288
>i dont spend money on maintaining my appearance
How to Spot a Fedora Wearing Virgin 101

look at these gaybois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqHRcDk30A

>>65875394
cream

>>65875411
what part of this do you not understand

the kids are only about 17, they're all in 6th form

>>65875394
Taint?

Can't take you seriously if you've not read any Huizinga

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Who /radical centrist/ here

>Insecure as fuck and hate myself
>Everyone thinks I'm confident and self assured

Anyone else?

>>65875425
I spend money on fucking aftershave, wax and deodorant you fucking cretin, not autistic beard oil shit

>>65875458
>Working class nonce
Digging yourself deeper here, Baz

What's this new gamer gimmick where everyone overhypes new games then gets super disappointed when they come out and launch a full-out hate campaign?

eg No Mans Sky, Mafia 3

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>>65875500

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>>65875397
Plebian detected

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>>65875493

>>65875523
"Pierce'd your sister's buns"

>>65875493
t. fascist

>tfw neighbourhood watch stickers are meaningless now because multiculturalism has destroyed communities

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This made me think

>>65875486
>reads his first grown up book
>tells the world
/lit/ is supposed to contain wankers, what went wrong?

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alarming amount of hair coming out when I brush haha

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>>65875493

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Rate

>>65875523
bonded my meat with your sister

>>65875523
>last night i james bond burger your sister

hmm......

REALLY makes you think

>>65875500
me

>>65875493
Me 2bh

>>65875523
Last night you bond burgered my sister?

>>65875543
that's a cob though

Don't understand the uproar with what Trump said.
I mean, sure, he was talking pretty vulgar. But do people seriously expect their politicians to be squeaky clean sexless virgins sitting in an empty room until they get elected? Secondly, have these people never heard the absolute filth women talk about when they're alone together?

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>>65875493
me

Shaved my pubes into the shape of a willy but I won't post it because Janny likes boys

how come no-one ever riots at theatres anymore?

was listening to a segment on a radio show earlier about medieval-era theatre, and the audience used to absolutely lose their shit if they didn't like what they were seeing. they'd even kill the whole cast and crew a lot of the time

now its just a just of ponces with monocles

>>65875562
You cannot steal what is given to you by Pope Adrian

>>65875611
dunno our PM stuck his willy into some dead pig's cadaver

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>>65875543
Last Night I Pierce'd In-N-Out You sister

>>65875597
>Last night you bond burgered my sister?

Still my favourite interpretation

>>65875587
Literal newfag

Why do you even bother posting

>>65875231

depends on your personality. it was shit for me because even forcing myself into that uncomfortable position I still couldn't properly break out of my shell, but I met plenty of people who were far better travellers than me.

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>>65875611
whataboutism

>>65875580
why did you poo on your plate?

Lads, I left a plate of liquid shite and vomit lying around, any of you lads see-
>>65875580
Oh, never mind, found it!

>>65875558
>implying

tell that to my 100% white 0% crime street

>>65875633
because we act like civilized people now
and theatres doesn't allow lower class peasants anymore (thats a good ting)

>>65875500

Literally everyone is insecure

>>65875663
>le reddit chart

I get drunk after drinking 3 bottles of beer. Anyone else /lightweight/?

>>65875231
It's introspective.

I feel I learned a lot about myself and that it made me grow up a lot. Unfortunately I grew into a depressive cunt with no positive traits whatsoever.

>>65875673
>>65875676
t. Uncultured twats

>>65875706
Civilised people spell it with an s dear boy.

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>trumps campaign is finished

FUCK

>tfw all my neighbours hate me because I sit in my front garden smoking a joint every night
If looks could kill..

IM JUST SITTIN HERE

>>65875706
they didn't back then either

the ones rioting WERE the upper classes

State of this mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE

>>65875772
is cuh yah nah pass dah ganja monnnnn

'bouta play Bloodborne while drunk
Lets see how this goes

>>65875734
eat more fibre bud
that poo is looking DIRE

>>65875772
lower class chav scum
probably that desk runt

>confident and proud of my achivments
>Everyone thinks I'm self assured and daring

who /normie/ here

>>65875755
>hillary getting exposed doing horrible shit left right and centre
>no one cares

>trump says something about a fanny
>wtf lynch trump now

Don't get it

>>65875730
Yeah, I love the openness and plainness of the prairies 2bh.

>>65875724
I'm a teetotaler, so IDK how I'd hold up with Alcohol, but I'm descended from several alcoholics, so perhaps I'd be a middle-weight at least.

>>65875745
But civilized people spell it with a z.

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>>65875755
actually howling at the mouthbreathers on suicide watch atm

>fat sexist retard with huge media career behind him was once recorded being sexist

oh no shit really? wow....

cold out...

*twitches curtains*

>>65875863
>americans
>civilised

Whatever gave you that impression?

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martin adams

>>65875852
He's the candidate against the media unfortunately.

Trump is a racist sexist misogynist homophobic xenophobic bigot

>>65875852
the people who care about this were not supporting him to begin with.

>the presidential race comes down, not to policies, but to one candidate saying offensive things and the other candidate pandering to those with thin skins

>>65875901
Living in the good parts of cities and the country tbqh. Also muh leading the west in the Cold War.

If you unironically support Trump you're probably a racist

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feel like topping myself

anyone want to go karting in newry with me?

just back from weeing

>>65875918
you forgot islamophobic, which is worst

>>65875974
If you unironically call Trump supporters racist you're probably an idiot or a minority

>just remembered there's no MOTD because of this international shit which no one cares about

gonna flip

>>65875974

Yeah, and?

>>65875974
Probably

>>65875990
And the most prevalent in the US post-9/11.

>>65875852
political crime is fine and acceptable to those that matter, whereas those that dont matter care about the things Donaldo does because they are moral crimes. Shit doesnt have to make sense.

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Donald Trump thinks he is entitled to grope women, grab their crotches, to describe sexual assault as some kind of banter.

His hatred of women, his refusal of their bodily autonomy, whether over sex or reproductive rights, is not suddenly being revealed. This is his lifestyle.

Trump is a racist sexist misogynist homophobic islamophobic xenophobic bigot

>>65875852
me neither m8

>>65875974
Racism means nothing anymore.

can't wait till trumps in the white house

>>65876020
I'll summarise what MOTD would have been: a man kicked the ball to another man who then kicked the ball and then kicked the ball again

>>65875113
What is it?

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>>65876033
>tfw a racist sexist misogynist homophobic islamophobic xenophobic bigot is STILL the best choice for president out of those available

got quite the gifts for my bday hahahahahahaahahahahah what am i like

>>65875755
>>65875852
>>65875872
>>65875905
>>65875918
>>65875943
>>65875974
>>65875990
>>65876012
>>65876026
>>65876027
>>65876028
>>65876033
fuck off yank

>>65876061
A hedgeheg

>>65875978
So do I m8

gt a new gimmick

Grab em by the pussy is just going to become a new meme like "fuck her right in the pussy"

Trumps campaign isn't finished. This is just like when the media proclaimed Brexit was finished before the vote even happened

>boo we hate regulations, deregulate everything!
>waaaah they're trying to build houses near me, why aren't there regulations against this???

tories, everyone

>>65876108
>he has a loving and supportive family

fuck off norman

already writing my shitposts for november 8th

>it's a the gf asks my opinion on makeup edition
HATE these ones lads

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>fuck off yank

genuinely believe the us presidency is going to be brexit all over again where the silent majority go unnoticed.

>>65876038
Neither does 'Fascist'

People are comparing the Tories to neo-nazis right now because they want British jobs for British people and not some Polish cunt who got off the boat yesterday hahahaha

can't believe people would actually support trump unironically

he's a racist

>>65876138
Brexit was something people had been campaigning about for 25 years, euroscepticism was ingrained in the public mind and wasn't solely based on the charisma of a single person

doing a listen to music

>>65876140
Much like our Republicans and even other NIMBYs tbqhwy

>>65876182
Why is there still Antifa when Fascism stopped being a credible threat in the 1940s?

>>65876180
>trump supporters
>silent
ehhmm?

>>65876143
actually I didn't get any gifts by my family just texts and phonecalls

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>>65876140

>>65876155
font

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Strictly thread
>>>/tv/75118786
>>>/tv/75118786
>>>/tv/75118786

GEBTP

>>65876135

let's jump off beachy head mate

feel like absolute shit

filled my car up with diesel instead of unleaded

cheapest quote i can get to fix it is £2700, my insurance won't cover it

been crying all day

just did a 3 hour nap accidentally

>>65876207
Why are there still Fascists when communism stopped being a credible threat in the 1950s?

>family dinner
>having my steak
>my cousin is with us
>he's become a tranny,
>had the op and everything, looks like a fucking trainwreck desu
>in middle of eating when dad all of a sudden comes out with after a long silence "You have no cock you mentally ill cunt"

fuckin hell that was awkward

>>65876232
/brit/ is a normie general
/r9k/ is a that way lad

>>65876253
Might as well at this point

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>mfw mart sharters elect a man called TRUMP

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>>65876258
at least your life isn't as bad as are kev's

reckon Trump was deliberately being overly outrageous throughout his whole campaign cause he knew this stuff (and without doubt more over the next few weeks) from his recent past would eventually come out so he had to try and preemptively over-shock everyone to the point where they became essentially numb to anything that would be dug up

dunno if it will work though. this is likely just the tip of the iceberg

>>65876140
Hope you're looking forward to the next 20 years of Tory Governments then :^)

>>65875724
takes me a couple 40s or a few pints of 9-12% beer to get a good buzz 2bh.

Usually stick with the hard stuff if I'm trying to get drunk.

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>he thinks that Trump will win the election

ah yes

>>65876268
Good point.
It's funny how Capitalism, Communism, and Fascism all hate each other. Like a hate triangle.

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>>65876258

>>65876185
Farage unironically made the EU a mainstream subject, got the referendum for us and persuaded enough people to vote out hahahaha

>>65876271
Yikes

>>65876287
*Der Drumpfmeister
And he won't win tbqhwy

lads, you reckon girls prefer shaved pubes or what?

>>65876294
what happened?

>gf never wears makeup because she doesn't like it
>she has an important job interview tomorrow
>wants to wear makeup to look "more professional"
>tell her shes perfect without makeup
>but she insists on wearing makeup
>let her practice doing her makeup on me
Shes so cute :3

>>65876271
>looks like a fucking trainwreck
how bad?
every one I've seen in the while has been hideous.
honestly seeing really awful transitions gives me a good laugh

All my mates are having fun at the pub

I'm sitting here in my room absolutely miserable

Two days ago I was having a great time and loving life, I don't get it

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https://twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/783064637440987137

Never knew girls could be JUST desu

>>65876379
They prefer trimmed, not shaved

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>"You have no cock you mentally ill cunt"

>>65876258
did you try to run it and blow it up? if not, just drain the diesel out yourself.

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>>65876387
>let her practice doing her makeup on me

bent twat

would never let my gf do such a thing

most girl do not wear makeup here

>>65876434
>your gf
>>>/x/

>>65875852
>people care more about people shit rather than political shit

bears shit in the woods, pope, etc

>>65876412
define trimmed

just looked out of the window and saw nothing of interest

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QSgidF6MRR

Trying my hand at singing would appreciate some honest feedback before i send this lil beauty off to the missus whose away on work

>>65876362
Farage didn't so it single handedly you absolute mong

>What are the Maastricht rebels
>What was the referendum party
>Who was James Goldsmith
>What are Eurosceptic tories

Even Farage knows and admits it wasn't just his doing...

>>65876404
>the overemotional blue-haired millennial leftist trash the thinkpieces warned u about // philosophy and linguistics student, manic pixie meme girl

Binned

kick crumbs under the sofa so I don't have to clean it up

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>getting with girl in a club
>she says "do you want to go back to mine"
>"not really"
>"how comes you have an erection then"
>grabs my entirely flaccid cock
>awkward moment so I kiss her
>call her by the wrong name so she fucks off

JUST

>>65876434
It feels good desu, it's like real life ASMR

>>65876404
dont you have better things to do Ulster

how do I "pick up" the so-called "chicks" or whatever's the expression

>>65876480
Kept short and neat but not completely clean shaven

Bollocks should be shaved though

Legitimately think I'm fucked in the head

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willys gone wonky again

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>>65876516
done this before but without the kiss heh

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>>65876404
What even does this to a person at 22?

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found this in my ceiling

>>65876492
Hey Ju u u u u u u u u de

Let it be e e e e e e

>>65876536
clean yourself after cleaning toilets

>>65876536
grab them by the pussy and give'er the ol' heave-ho

Haven't shaved/trimmed my pubes since I was 16..I'm 19 now. Should probably tackle that overgrown jungle.

>>65876404
that's a man

>>65876557
Same m8

>>65876382
the titanic sank

*grabs your entirely flaccid cock*

>>65876570
too much hair dye

Why rely on materialistic stimuli for the feeling of vegetative wellbeing, when a drug can trigger-off cellular satisfaction and eliminate pain?

Why sweat and struggle for the material-muscular rewards which give emotional satisfaction the Cadillac, the title, the house on the hill when a drug can activate the neural state of freedom? Einsteinian mobility replaces Newtonian pushing.

Why go on repeating symbol sequences or artifact-manufacturing processes, why continue stereotype robot mental routines, when a drug can free the mind to make new connections and fresh creative solutions? Why be a machine-like assembly- line reactor, when the loose, relaxed, floating mind can bend, curve and slide symbols in the rhythms and sequences of the natural? Why work when the universe is a playful energy field?

And why, for the brief pleasure of genital orgasm, commit oneself to a life of domesticated slavery when a neurosomatic drug can produce direct, naked sensation in which every touch, taste, smell, movement, sight, sound explodes in somatic rapture?

RIP To all dead in Frazzels fish building. The shankill was exploded that day and it was republican taigs that done it. It is very sad day for northern ulster when protestants loyleists cant buy our fish, without blowing up. Rest in peace to all ulster prads who have been killed by exploding of fish. We want are flaag back up on our city fish hall. For god and ultser and haddock. No surrender to the Gerry publican army, or else. We are the real Irish from the northern of Ireland, not the fuckin taigs. Kill all Taigs. Quid Spearmint. Home rule is fish rule.

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>I shave/trim my pubes

it's cool to know that i might be talking to people that goes to oxford or cambridge over the internet :D

>>65876613
Post before and after pics x

doing a zoot

>>65876540
yeah but how short is short Tbh

I only have a beard trimmer which I feel like isn't good enough, #( put it in isopropyl after) should I get a body hair trimmer you reckon?

>>65876578
you lucky bastard

>>65876619
What's your thing?

>Meet with old friend with his new friends
>starts rilling into me at every oppurtunuty, generally being a massive cu

>>65876648
lol no you're not

Hope Clinton wins so we can have 4 more years of alt-right memes

>>65876570
I think it's just the foundation that exaggerates it

I'm starting to get some sort of creases though, gutted

>>65876663
sound effects
here's a T-Rex

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>65876670
your fault for having mates

>>65876648
alri

>>65876670
just means they're a massive self conscious bender who thinks putting you down will make them look better

should've offered him outside

super nintendo sega genesis

which johnnies should I get for when the gf comes over tomorrow lads?

>>65876717
this
Nobody can hurt you if nobody knows who you are.

lads how many dates with a grill before you're officially bf and gf?

finna get str8 zooted tonight lads

skiid up

>>65876663
Depression, anxiety, eating disorder, multiple harmful addictions, self-destructive tendencies, daily suicidal thoughts, pathological liar, personality disorder, divorced parents, youngest child, virgin, delayed puberty

NEED a gf who makes songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8EzvK7gcyA

>>65876738

why are you using johnnies with your gf

>>65876761
you become bf and gf when you kiss for the first time (not talking about one night stands ofc)

balls hurt really fucking bad and any pressure on them results in massive aching pains

this happens every so often

it's never permanent and never has any long term effects

it's literally just god deciding to hurt my balls for no reason other than to watch me squeal

sick and tired of it

>>65876799
her estrogen levels or something are fucked so she can't take the pill or gets ill

>having friends
>going outside during the day
>using Windows/MacOS
>using anything other than cash
>not wearing a disguise
>having a cellphone
>not keeping a tinfoil liner in your hat.

>>65876787
Diagnosed or not?

>>65876787
Same m8, 'cept I hit puberty when I was 11

>>65876648
I go to the University of Chicago.

>>65876670
He has moved up in the world. This is just nature.

Anyone here know about allergies and epipens and that

never had an actual gf

had two pseudo-gfs

the one wanted to have sex with me but i wasnt attracted, but we used hang out alot watching films, her making me food and going out to do stuff

the second didnt want to do anything intimate/romantic, and used to go out on little dates with me, make me food, sit around drinking cups of tea with me and occasionally go for a cheeky walk. ended up shagging this one but she's gone off now.

>>65876738
intimate feel
hate any others (hate em)

>>65876787
Wew

Pretty much the same as me then, give or take a bit.

>>65876821
Get this but at the end of my knob and it goes all cold and grey

just jabbed a pin in the bollocks of my runt voodoo doll

Trump's campaign is unironically over

>>65876847
Not him, but I don't think I'd ever be diagnosed as depressed because it would mean telling someone.

>>65876847
Depression and anxiety yes, personality disorder no

All these politicians coming out saying they are sickened by trumps comments and simply can't vote for a man like that. They're all fucking pedos and sexual deviants and everyone knows this. Who gives a shit if a couple of Washington stooges won't vote for Trump. Millions of Americans still will

>>65876820
bullshit mate

>>65876787
>tfw only hit puberty in year 10

PE was a fucking nightmare, don't know how I didn't get pants'd

>>65876887
Shut up, Kek will listen to our prayers and fix this

each and every /brit/ post that enters my field of vision is like a new and crisp slow and painful lobotomy grinding slowly right into the centre of my forehead.

>>65876933
went through puberty in like year 8 and had the deepest voice for 2 years kek

>>65876932
thats how it happens here mate

>>65876728
>sega genesis
you're either underage or a yank

>>65876930
yeah but the people who like those politicians will be influenced by it

>>65876648
everyone I know that goes to Oxford or Cambridge is an autistic fuck that will never excel anywhere in life apart from academia

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>>65876887
Hillary's campaign ended a long time ago
the debate tomorrow will end her

>>65876933
Lmao same

I remember this tough lad got pantsed and everyone saw his tiny hairless cock. He cried and everyone laughed.

Was shitting it tb h, mine was probably smaller

Trump's campaign has only just begun

>>65876986
they literally let random wogs in to oxford for diversity lol

>>65876987
>citing polls with that area of uncertainty
t. Thomas Dewey

>>65876966
if that was true I would have had like 5 gfs, I haven't, I've had none

>>65876930
>All these politicians
the people don't care what politicians say, the fact that they haven't realised this yet is why they are losing.
Republicans hating Trump only makes him more powerful.

>>65876987
She mauled Trump at the first debate. He's panicking now, he'll probably get his cock out or call Obama a nigger or something tomorrow

Will Trump apologise for his comments?

Doesn't fit with his braggadocios personality

>>65876995
>mine was probably smaller

kek iktf mate

>Tfw grower not a shower

>when the geekiest speccy twat in the year got pants'd and everyone saw his massive hairy knob

WEW LAD

>>65877044
Fucking howling

Mate won't do drugs with me anymore because his new gf won't let him
Finna give the silly twat a slap, he's getting high on xanny and MDMA with me tonight whether he (or his gf) likes it or not

>>65876967
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa

>>65877015
>implying you can ever be certain at this point
it will be close no matter what.

>If you experience four or more of these symptoms for most of the day - every day - for more than two weeks, you should seek help from your GP.
>Every day for two weeks

Oh well I guess I'm fine then because that one day was decent.

>>65876995
I got pantsed and the girl I ended up dating for a while saw my incredibly hairy bum and maybe my balls when I bent to grab my shorts

Apparently she was alright with what she saw

>>65877031
I mean of course it has to be mutual in terms of interest
it's just a next step kind of ting, you hang out together for a while but when there's a kiss then its a relationship

Bit of Angell Summers for me

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>>65877015
heh

I remember when someone pulled my pants down in the changing room so I beat him up with my dick out
absolutely manly

DRUMPF IS OVER
HE'S FINISHED
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/robert-de-niro-donald-trump-video-rant-a7351566.html?cmpid=facebook-post

>>65877075
don't force him lad

>>65877044
>She mauled Trump at the first debate
that's not what voters thought

she came off as a harpy in the first debate, did everything people already hate her for.

>>65877077
I'm aware of that, I'm just saying Trumpeters shouldn't claim victory just yet with such polls.

STOP TALKING ABOUT YANK CUNT FUCKING POLITICS YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT FUCKING TWATS

THERE ARE A GORILLION FUCKING PLACES FOR THAT AND NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HERE

FUCK

OFFFFFFF

>>65877062

already has

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>>65877075
>finna

Bercocca: You, but on a really good day

>>65877044
>or call Obama a nigger
oh boy, that would be something

>yank politics
>in a British thread
>on the international board
>on a website with a dedicated politics board

hmm yes

>>65877161
I take it you were fixing to criticize him for that.

>>65877075

He's better off without you, you obnoxious prick

Drinking and eating pistachios

>>65877117
Based Bobby

>>65877079
Had my aux in but muted it before it loaded

Cheeky cunt almost had me there

>>65877179
>Bercocca
Literally a meme. Just vitamin supplements with orange flavouring

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>>65877156
SLAGS

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kek I've never seen it this low during the entire campaign
trump is literally finished

>>65877182
That WOULD unironically end his run 2bh.

>>65877232
godly for when you have a hangover though

>>65877219
how do you drink pistachios?

>>65876930
I love that Trump being a lad is considered a bad thing in the US.

<>that tfw when twoo intelinjent too vote four drumpfart

>>65877190
>on an anime website with a dedicated politics board
Fixed

don't think trump planned on getting this far ahead

>>65877242
my money's on johnson, the wildcard

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>>65877242
17.5%

what do you study lads? I do mechanical engineering

what are you gonna do when trump loses?

>>65877242
I like Johnson

seems like an alright bloke

>>65877275
Hillary has obviously had time to mitigate these email leaks.

whats with Conor McGregor's accent?

sounds too dub to be a knacker, but too knacker to be a dub

did he get some elocution lessons to sound more intelligible to the yanks? cause it just sounds unnatural

local poundshop has taken on new staff for the xmas period it seems, they all looked a bit disappointed with themselves

old m8s mum is out of town for the weekend

finna smoke phat blunts in her big fancy city house before we hit the bars

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>>65877242

My concern is my new uni mates are going to realise I'm a self-destructive depressive cunt and (rightfully) not want to be mates any more.

Then again maybe they realise that already. Literally everyone has got off with someone so far. Apart from me.

>>65877295
is that why you are in on saturday night la?

>>65877299
wake up from the nightmare of president hillary to the real world where Trump wins

>>65877299
don't care because I'm not a fucking yank

>>65877275
Pretty sure this was a publicity stunt gone wildly out of control

>>65877212
>>65877121
..you're right
I just don't want to be a loner drug fiend anymore, it felt good having someone who hated being alive and loved drugs as much as I do. It's not like he doesn't want to get high with me, it's his gf. Tbf, if I had a gf I stop getting fucked up everyday too.

>>65877242
you know hes going to win right?

this is literally brexit all over again.

>>65877339
don't really feel like going out tonight... all the people i normally go out with are acting like runts lately. So i tell them i have too much work to do

>>65877264
Pistachio vodka?

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CHUCKLING at how lefties are now abandoning Corbyn