>you will always be a irrelevant non-country

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>You will always be a monkey

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>>65870773
>Wanna be part of a real country kid ?

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>You will always be a glorious brazilian master race

not if you vote in the FPO

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>i will never be swiss

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>>65870773
>>65870857
Join us
Einer von uns, Einer von uns, Einer von uns

>>65870773
austria is good country

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>You will always have a burger

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>>65870773
>>65870827
Soon we weill be all part of a great Empire

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>you will always be hated by other countries

>you will always be fat and stupid

>foreign girls will always assume you have a big dick

>>65871683
you can be either loved or relevant, but not both

>>65871796
They were loved and relevant until after WWII

>>65871941
No we weren't, stop lying.

>>65871796
relevant in what context

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>Would be a irrelevant no mans land if we didn't border Russia
>We do border Russia
>Would have debt and be a EU member if not for oil
>We do have oil, so only partial EU membership

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iktf

>>65872033
as in having real influence and power
just look at Germany, we were literally the most like country in the world. And as soon as we got some power in EU, people began to hate us

>>65870773
Why do you want to be relevant? I already hate the fact that in the last years there has been a significantly rise in tourists, mainly due to the fact people are affraid of tarveling to places like Tunisia and Morocco.
Also...cheer up and listen to some Bruckner will you?

>>65870773
Would love to live in Austria desu. Worried about it becoming impossible if we get rid of free movement though ;(

Hello :DD

>>65872159
should have thought about it before voting, nigel

>>65872129
>people began to hate us

gee, i wonder why

>>65870773
Idktf :)

>>65870773
at least you aren't an irrelevany non-country like germany

>>65872227
I voted remain

>>65870773
Hahahahaha....what a fucking irrelevant shithole.

>>65872230
because it easy to pretend that Germany alone is responsible for refugee crisis. And Greek financial crisis, for that matter
If you have power people will always blame you

>>65872286
then i feel sorry for you

>>65872445
Just as easy as believing your country has no responsability in the matter

>>65872522
our country made a few bad calls, but the refugee crisis would have happend either way, no matter what merkel said

>>65872582
accepting 1kk migrants only made it worse for the long run, soon or later we will have to close frontiers, there's simply too many people being spawned in Africa

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>your non-country will always be on the verge of splitting into 2 non-countries

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>you will never be european
>you will never be white
>no one believes that youre mostly italian
>you will never win a world cup again

>>65872445
You said it.
He/She who has the power, makes the decisions, takes action and finally takes the blame or praise.
In Europe it's you, across the entire world it's burgers.

>>65872715
I love u Belgium u make best waffles

>>65872660
imagine if merkel took zero refugees, and shoot the boats down in medietrrane sea
would people say "wow, thank you merkel, you saved us from refugees!"?
No. They would sey "oy vey, german nationalism on the rise, we have to do something"

>>65872660
The figure you're looking for is M, not KK. Rome is dead. We don't use that retarded method of displaying numbers with more characters than a fucking twitter post any more, Salieri.
>>65872715
Maybe if you weren't a Walloon that wouldn't bother you so much.

>>65872822
German logic is unironically flawless desu

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>>65871252
I'd be happy if you were right about this, Helmut
Unfortunately, you're not

>>65872822
You mean like they did with Italy and Greece?

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>>65872948

>>65872286
fuck off shitter.

>>65870827
Poland is relevant af. Russia and Poland both are the most relevant slav countries imo

>>65873558
Neck yourself, inbred poortherner.

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>>65873605
are russians only pretending or they really are this autistic to depict the world only as 'slavic' and 'non-slavic'

>>65873753
Nope. Slavs are just a linguistic group living in Europe. I never said anything about the whole world being divided as slav/non-slav

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>your country might one day stop being relevant
I'm scared. I don't want to become like Yurop or Durkaland.

>>65870773
At least you have good ski jumpers. That is what matters really.
>>65870827
And you too.

>>65870773
never say never, österrike-ungern shall rise again!

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>Everyone thinks you're relevant, but you're really not.

>>65870773
You should have united Germany instead of Prussia.

>>65870773
you fuckers started two world wars, that's not irrelevant

>>65870773
they should have given you Bavaria and tyrol after ww2.
you would be a nice 20 million inhabitants country.

>>65870773
Aside from not being know for anything else but being Hitler's place of birth, Austria is not a shithole, at least.

At least you're not Colombia
;_;

>>65878854
How much coke have you done? Austrian desserts are world famous. Viennese people are famously arrogant dickholes. And speaking of Wieners, everyone knows what a wiener is.

>>65879586
Well, not here

>inb4 famous in everywhere that matters

>>65871941
>They were loved and relevant until after WWII
they weren't near as relevant before ww2, and they began to be hated after ww2 because they were one of two global powers at the time

>>65870773
I know right !

I'm thinking on genocide Portugal so they wont humiliate any further our Godly ancestors

>>65870773
Lengthwise not across