You wake up in London, England what do?

>>65869849
Try an indian restaurant to compare with french indian restaurants

Get on the M1 and drive back home

this is one of my dreams...get qt brit bf and learn british accent FOR FREE

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Go to my kitchen which is literally less than a metre from my bed

>>65869864
>french indian restaurants
Overpriced remote renditions of the real thing. Does Paris have any decent restaurants serving foreign cuisine ?

>>65869975
that's a nice kitchen 2bh

get wet

Be happy because pakis and Indians are still waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than maghrebis.

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>>65870020
Theres no oven

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>>65869849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZh4WcdC3s

>>65870062
didn't notice 2bh, but there other ways to cook without oven and make it taste similar

>>65870062
There's still an oven/range hood over the hot plate. topkek

>>65870115
there are*

>>65870015
From what I read Indian restaurants in Paris are more real than in London. In Paris the food is spicy while in London the food is bland.

>>65870233
yea fucking right, indian food is our national dish

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>>65870233
>>65870278
in case you thought I was joking

Do a 360 degree turn and walk back home as fast as possible.

>>65870172

>Irish
>white

Call the embassy

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>>65870327
indian official language when?? (to illustrate the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences, of course)

Assuming I've woken up with no money, try to find my aunts house, ask for money to get the train home and go home

If I've woken up up with money, get the train home

Go visit some friends and have a pint at the pub with international qts

Do everything I can to book a flight to London, Ontario

>>65870327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Even funnier that fish and chips is actually an italian dish exported to the uk by immigrants.

Literally no culture ;')

>>65870327
lmao
>>65869849
go to the british library
>>65869907
>bf
Are you a girl, or just gay?

>>65870397
well india was the jewel in the crown of the empire :^)

Find the US embassy and ask them to get me home because I don't know what I'm doing in London.

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>>65870397
haha
h- haha......

>>65870453
stop making shit up we're no where near you, we're an island and are surrounded by fish

>>65870476
and how do you expect to do that?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/census-data-shows-100-different-languages-spoken-in-almost-every-london-borough-8472483.html

>Nearly 1.7m people don't have English as first language
>More than 300,000 people living in London can't speak English

>>65870479
wtf i love britain now, what language is that btw, looks like punjabi

bruh not even brampton has signs in an indian language

>>65870524
I'll find someone who does speak English.

>>65870502
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips

>Deep-fried fish was first introduced into Britain during the 16th century by Jewish refugees from Portugal and Spain, and is derived from pescado frito. In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Joseph Malin.

go kys lol

drink a few beers, maybe go watch a football game if there's one that day

then just take the train back home

>>65870464
yeah, and soon Britain will be the jewel in the crown of the indian empire...

>>65870479
lmao, so progressive and tolerant!

>>65870327
Nothing wrong with it, after all croissant was first an Austrian thing and now it's French, I won't complain

>>65870555
good luck with that

>>65870604
desu that's London. You would NEVER find it in a town with a population under 1,000,000. My town actually went out of their way to stop even being twinned with a Japanese town a few years ago because there are a lot of old people who can still remember what they did during the war

>>65870544
Punjabi, in the Gurmukhī alphabet apparently

>>65870115
Yeah but not pastry, pizza etc. which I really miss

>>65870128
That's a microwave and rangehood is simply for the stove.

>>65870233
I don't think that's true.

>>65870727
yeah, small cities and towns tend to be more conservative than the capital and the biggest cities, and that seems to apply in any country

>>65870479
Southall is such a shithole

>>65869849
Pay jizya.

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>a chicken curry is the british national dish
>hurr durr this means india is taking over

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MEMELORDS

CHICKEN CURRIES HAVE BEEN MADE IN ENGLAND SINCE BEFORE THE FUCKING EMPIRE COLONIZED INDIA OR LET INT INDIAN MIGRANTS

IT HAS FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH INDIA

ENGLAND HAS BEEN IMPORTING SPICES AND SHIT SINCE LONG BEFORE IT BECAME A COLONIAL POWER OR A MULTICULTURAL COUNTRY

THE WAY TO MAKE A CURRY IN ENGLAND IS DIFFERENT THAN IN INDIA

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

>>65871121
nice try nigel

>>65869849
Depends where in london you go, but there are actually slums like that, i can give you some good places to go if you like?

>>65871121
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka_masala

The origin of the dish is disputed. One explanation is that it originated in an Indian restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland, but probably from the British Bangladeshi community which ran most Indian restaurants in the United Kingdom

>>65871217
There are actually slums in London? Like, where poor people live? Never knew that but that's prolly because I'm Indian
>>65871121
[citation needed]

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>>65870358
Whoa, is this a new meme I'm seeing!

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>>65870278
>>65870327
>invented in glasgow
>IT'S NOT BRITISH

ok lad.

>>65869907
fucking foreigners, what is it with non-english people and the desire to sound British? is it possible for non-Japs to eventually sound Japanese? genuinely curious.

>>65870172
w8 m8 doesn't chinese come under asian

>>65871121
Chicken Tikka Massala is about as British as California burritos are American. Yeah, they were first made in the US/UK, but the creators were definitely not WASPs.

>>65871557
Technically but we're a tiny minority compared to how many Indians et al there are.

>>65869907

O S A K A
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>>65870453
iberian =/= italian, although you do all look the same

literally no economy though :^) pic unrelated

>>65871557
The brits, much like americans are seemingly incapable of categorising ethnic groups. Brits call pakis and other non-asian groups "asians" and amerifats call everyone white/latino/black.

>>65871647

Why do british chinks get butthurt when you ask them what kind of chink they are?

>>65869849
try not to break sharia law in order not to get stoned

anyway to answer the question, it happened to me nearly every day since I was born.

22 years and I still can't stand the pakis and somalis, but at least they're whiter than Argentines.

seen this picture so many times
but it becomes more depressing every time i see it

>>65869907
>get qt brit bf
>in london
boy, you're delusional

>>65871778
Old world feuds and superiority complexs. The "better" ones (Singaporeans, Hong Kongers and Koreans for example) Don't like being lumped in with Mainlanders. Then Mainlanders don't like being lumped in with SEA Monkeys. And nobody likes being lumped in with the Japanese (For obvious reasons)

>>65870453
pasta came from arabs in sicily, pizza is a greek dish

no culture sonny boy

>>65870479
Oh FFS get over it.

>>65871778
to be fair, if you weren't a currynigger you wouldn't like being lumped in with the curryniggers either

and if you were a currynigger you wouldn't want to be lumped in with the muslim curryniggers

>>65871917
tru

>>65871857

Nah I just mean I was chatting to my flatmate last year who was half asian (the Elliot kind not the poo in loo kind) and I asked him where his Asian family was from and he got butthurt and called me a racist for asking.

>>65871964
my girlfriend's a reverse elliot rogers but with a smaller penis and she does not like being reminded of her ching chong blood. Asians are weird.

>>65871964
Depends, Some people are just sensitive about it. Speaking from personal experience (Same as your friend, and this will get some hate here) Maybe he's just annoyed that people keep asking about it. I've been anything more than English and I've never wanted, nor ever want to be "Chinese" but that's all people ever want to see. Though it doesn't bother me it does bother some.

>>65871964
When I travelled abroad no one really asked me where I was from, because they automatically assumed Indian. It was the same for my Pakistani friend too, although his skin is in a much lighter tone, almost white.

>>65872112
t. sun pok

>>65872264
Rude

>>65871531
It sounds like a royal accent.

>>65872112
ching chong

>>65872060
>she

>>65872524
sure but my point is, you can't teach yourself to speak with a foreign accent. I've never met a foreigner who could pass.

>>65872606
u got me m8 I'm gay and i want people to think 'fucking hell anon sounds straight'

>>65870875
fuck off no it's not

>>65872869
currynigger spotted

>>65872972
:^)

though I dont live there anymore
most of the shots in this report are from southall, it truly is insane that it's allowed to exist and stay like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90buvgQ-Mk

>wake up in london
>look around
>only see shitskin subhumans everywhere
>move to a city that isn't an embarrassment

>>65873075
London is the most important city in the world along with NY

>>65873174
money means nothing to me

>>65873174
UK maitre course

http://www.connexionfrance.com/UK-France-GDP-pound-euro-dollar-IMF-Theresa-May-view-article.html

London is one of the greatest cities in the world.

Loving every laugh when Lee from Sunderland or Timothy from Arkansas tries to tell me any different.

>act like Darcy in 'Pride and Prejudice'.

>>65874502
>Pride and Prejudice
muh feels

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>>65869849
I'm going straight to the welfare office to get ca$h

>>65873259
They said the same in June due to the same factor but the economy went back up. UK is still the 5th largest economy

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This pretty much happened to me last summer. I got piss loaded drunk in France and somehow ended up in London. I can't believe the border guards let me through, but I'm sure being white didn't hurt. Anyway I just checked myself into a budget hotel and had a fun time in London.

>>65875273
jfc those girls are ugly

btw just a question, how white supremacist are you

>>65871557
Chinese comes under Chinese

What's with brown people flooding first world countries? When they do come they barely speak the language, they stick to their own enclaves, and they openly criticize the country that gave them a better life.

>>65875326
I'm not white supremacist at all, my Pajeet friend, I just think that a drunken darkie might have had a harder time crossing the border than I did.

Go to Soho.

Have a coffee and a delicious cake in Patisserie Valerie

Visit my old mates at the place where I used to work in Dean Street

Three pints in The Crown and Two Chairmen


Curry in Gopal's

More pints

Club

Bring some bird back to her place or else check into a hotel

Wake up after a good night

Breakfast in a local cafe

Piccadilly line to Heathrow

Fly home in 30 minutes after a great day on London. Best city on earth.

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>>65873075
>an American upset that a city is 40% non-white
give me a break

Where in London do I end up?

>>65876500
in Enfield

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>>65876548
oh my god