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Business idea:
You hand over your rare toads Edition
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The celebration of the reserection of our lord and saviour?
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>>65863519
lmao no bum
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>>65863519
>that arse
Howling
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>>65863549
absolute newcunt
fuck off
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the gf
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been scratching the cats chin for an hour now
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Adèle Haenel went from GOAT in Naissance des pieuvres to meh in her last film. disturbing
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Fucking hell lads I'm well pissed off

I went to cook some nuggies for lunch and there's only 16. Am I missing something? I've checked in the bag and counted them loads and there's 4 fucking nuggets missing.

Can I get a refund or something?
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For every second in the long life of David Rockefeller, he's been one of the wealthiest human beings on the planet. It is exceedingly easy to dislike such a person, but what would be impossible would be for one to imagine "walking a mile in his shoes." How can we be so quick to judge a life almost all of the rest of us couldn't ever begin to comprehend? Growing up in a nine story house full of renaissance treasures doesn't a normal child make, like the devil in the song by the Rolling Stones, David Rockefeller has always been a man of wealth and taste.

It has been said now for over forty years that were David Rockefeller elected President of the United States of America, he'd have to have been demoted from being David Rockefeller.
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>>65863530
>implying a being with infinite power would unironically choose to take the form of a gorilla, and not even the kind that's good at basketball
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>>65863583
too fat
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>>65863583
state of her boat though mate
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just finessed the plug
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https://theintercept.com/2016/10/07/excerpts-of-hillary-clintons-paid-speeches-to-goldman-sachs-finally-leaked/
>crooked hilary
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ahh yes, french women
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>>65863590
FATTY
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All the arses posted so far have been awful
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received this via teletext
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>>65863593
you are literally begging to be smitten mate
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>>65863629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SNTpZdFhwo
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'ello chums
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>>65863583
d.va is supposed to be fit not a fat cow
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>>65863648
Hello O'Sullivan McGough
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>>65863629
>>65863638
>>65863639
>>65863666

bit of a slag
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>>65863669
total shite
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>>65863591
yeah but david rockefeller is old as balls while i'm young and virile and could rek him in a fight
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Gf just sent me the RGB code for each pixel and I have spent 6 hours recreating this image
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>>65863689
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haha, it was a joke right friend?
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>>65863694
Post better.
You are the best these days.
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>hello jamal and tyrone
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Woke up too late again lads, have a weird stomach ache and a headache as a result. Room was extremely stuffy as I woke up so I have a blocked nose and my eyes are full of dust. Would like a nice hot steamy shower but I'm too warm at the moment to enjoy it so I must suffer.
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Gf just wrapped this around a brick and lobbed it through my window
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>>65863629
Post french slags
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wanking to riley reid
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>>65863750
stop posting jailbait you fucking nonce
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>>65863737
the state of this poster

would not like to be you
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>>65863629
did the one on the left play alex mack?
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>>65863677

made me willy twitch
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>>65863759
shes only in her 20s and already shes fucking ruined
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gf just teletexted me this
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there was literally nothing wrong with westmidslad
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Amazon just put this through my door
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>>65863796
>mattys new damage control gimmick
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>>65863731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_SYQ4uRL4
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>>65863710
I recognise her from something but I don't know what
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>>65863817
>teletexted

Laughed at this
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>>65863737

wow fascinating
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>>65863827
spooky
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>the Yewtree operation conducted by the Metropolitan Police has turned its investigation to teletext star Bamber Boozler, quiz master of the well-known 'Bamboozle'

>A police spokesperson refused to comment on the investigation, but assured us that the evidence was "mounting" and "concrete"

fucking hell lads, feel betrayed
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>>65863823
looks like a sound bloke
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just hacked the worldwide slag database and got this out of it
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actually a choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMWWBigvbkY
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Just realised female pornstars are quite ugly generally
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>>65863781
nah that was larisa oleynik

>>65863731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLagaAYQo8
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>>65863851

YOU are LITERALLY seething with rage right now and are desperately trying to hide this by adopting a nonchalant mask and deflecting every handsome and charismatic post made by me away with a thoroughly worn out meme. I can see right through you, you pathetic piece of shit, and this troubles you deeply.

You will now either ignore me in the knowledge that you CANNOT compete or you will respond with another pathetic ad hominem. Regardless, the end result will inevitably be YOU cowering from the truth. The truth frightens you, and you are more than content to hide under your covers. I would pity you, if you weren't such a pathetic individual.

I look forward to your reply or lack thereof, which I will NOT be reading
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an owl just put this down my chimney lads
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>tfw no hiking gf
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>fished out the PSP1000 the other day
>no charger
>battery dead
>order new battery + charger
>arrived today
>try to connect to internet to update software after 5 years
>wifi is 802.11g and PSP only connects to 802.11b
>don my hacker glasses and fingerless gloves and access the mainframe on my virgin media superhub 3.0
>change the connection type to g/b/n mixed
>PSP now connects and is currently updating

pretty good saturday so far
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>>65863827
Illegal in the UK. Send it back.
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>>65863827
Jesus, she's damn near perfect
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>>65863917

proud of you mate
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>>65863917
*smashes the screen with a hammer*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3szzhg38m4

choon
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the neighbouring tribe just smoke-signaled me this lads
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Im at the gym lads
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>>65863917
*smashes your skull in with a hammer*
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>>65863855
We always knew deep down
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Gonna take my daily dose of DNP, just 200mg

Tummy is feeling a bit upset though
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>>65863962
*rings the peelers*
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>>65863944
what is it?
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>>65863972
That's Allah's way of telling you to kill yourself Amer
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>>65863961
a gym? whats a gym?
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>>65863961
bit early lad
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>>65863876
Fuck you and your harpsichord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw
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>>65863961
>lbs
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Poster la musique Yé-yé s'il vous plait
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>tfw I actually bought a few films on UMD when I was younger
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>>65863984
>.jpg

lele
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lads, mountains are clear of snow in the summer right?
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>>65863981
two white woman

no worries dont expect you to know what that is jamal
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need lunch ideas
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need to give my hair a quick wash with head and shoulders before getting my hair cut lads otherwise the hairdresser will see my dandruff haha
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alri lads
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>>65863987
harpsichord is literally better than piano
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>>65864006
>UK
>Mountains

Lmoa
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>>65864023
cornetto
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had a queen's messenger hand me this lads
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>>65864023
Chicken griddlers and potato waffles lad
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>>65864026

try having scalp psoriasis and chunks of skin falling out when they're cutting, and everyone waiting can see it. try that one day.
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Paul Rudd is on Richard Ayoades travel man, seems like a pretty weird pairing.
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>>65864023
a cheeky maccydee
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>>65864039
I agree brother.
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ah yes
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Whatever happened to sheikh al britani lads
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>>65864000
ok
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ten pence ten pence fifty pence pound
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>>65864040
>Cumbria
>northern wales
>Scottish highlands
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>>65864023
pasta with red pesto

optional: mozzarella chucked in
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>having dandruff
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>>65864023
baked beans
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>>65864039
shut up you pretentious twat
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>>65864078
>Highest summit is less than 3000m high
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is the irishlad who wanted more pics of the big titted indian in tesco here?
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WELL GOOD MORNING
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THIS IS ENGLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
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>>65864112
yeah I'm here
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>>65864105
shut the fuck up before i stab you in the face you paddy tosser
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>harpsichord
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>>65864092
genuinely gag when I see people with dandruff

vile
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keep finding dried blood on my scalp
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lurked brit/pol/ for a couple of hours, bunch of stuck up angry mongos tbf
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>>65864143
is she like 7 foot lol
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>>65864150
yeah pack of weaponheads them lot
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@65864150

mong
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>>65864150
So no different to /brit/ or /britfeel/ then?
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>>65864150
Brits on /pol/ are the worst posters tbf ngl
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>>65864141
>vigorously rubs my scalp near you
>my freshly grated head parmesan rains down upon you
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Well lads?
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>>65864132
Hapsichord is the best instrument ever mate
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>>65864193
the car twat is always at fault for driving his deathmachine
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>>65864105
He's French, if anyone is ever allowed to be pretentious it's a Frog. He's probably buttering a Croissant as we speak and lighting a Gauloises judging us. French fuck.
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>>65864141
i have dandruff
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>>65864193
cyclist
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>>65864193
cyclist ofc
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>>65864123
Love nationalist grime
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>shooting in north london

ahhh yes, the mandem suffering again...
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>>65864175
normal /brit/ is the modern equivalent to Plato's Symposium

>simple yet deep posts
>occasional bursts of homosexuality
>lots of drunk people
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>>65864193
HOWLING

Biketwat BTFO
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need to go hiking

way too much choice in the alps
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>>65864193
car

indicated too late
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got called a spanner in homebase lads
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>>65864219
Fuck thanks for the reminder I was about to butter my Gauloise and light a croissant
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>>65864131
you'd probably mime stabbing me and call it "performance art" you cravate wearing eunuch
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http://imgur.com/a/9W0di
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>>65864224
>>65864226
>>65864233
Are you dense? The car indicated too late, the cyclist was in his right to carry on.
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>>65863808
*wipes stomach*
how do you mean
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>>65864150
Why the fuck would you do that for
the irish /pol/ mong here is enough to handle
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have to go and have a meeting with the diversity and equality officer at work lads

accidentally dropped a few red pills
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>He thinks a piece of paper he payed £25k for will make me employ him over someone with years of relevant work experience
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>>65864254
t. cyclist
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someone came up to me in Greggs and handed me this
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>>65864193
car doesn't start indicating until the cyclist is right beside him so obviously the car
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>>65864265
but i paid 9k for mine and got a job immediately after
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>>65864254
the only thing the driver was guilty of was not killing the cyclist
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLtpcxtk4HI&feature=youtu.be
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>>65864254
Don't care

He's a cyclist and a Londoner so he's guaranteed to be a cunt
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>>65864251
Thou stinking glob of cheap chip oil! Come get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

(Just paraphrasing mate)
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>>65864251
alri paddy mong haha
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>>65864193
the first cyclist who went ahead of the gy who was hit. blocked the view . should have stayed straight
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>>65864254
but cyclists are gayer than aids and are always in the wrong because they are still breathing
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>accidentally dropped a few red pills
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>>65864283
Shit job probably
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>>65864254
No point arguing with facts here
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>>65864273
what happened lad
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>>65864243
Every gf I've had has been that build and a bit heftier. Just once I'd like something I can carry around do some positions.
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Polish girl I'm chatting to (nothing serious) said she was with some boys today so I asked if they were her friends or relatives and they were actually children she's looking after

Think I've found the one lads
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>>65864308
STEM job but alri whatever you say
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>>65864249
Knew it.
C-can I join you?
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>>65864318
Wasn't aware murderers only targeted women
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>>65864261
UPS'?

you're gonna be off your nut mate
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>>65864318
What a load of bollocks

Could almost guarantee that in Ireland the primary victims of mugging are for the most part male. Especially when it comes to getting jumped or stabbed.
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>>65864326
>STEM

Yeah shit
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need a bf
have to lose weight but i cant
always end up giving up because i dont see results
being endomorph is a curse
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love the idea that black people should be afraid of white cops when over 90% of black people are killed by other black people and the majority of people shot dead by police are white
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>>65864318
bruh

makes u think do...
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was at the bakery in tescoes and got handed this
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>>65864296
You looking for a slap upside your head you baguette eating wanker?
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>>65864325
nonce
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Might move to France.
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>>65863871
one thing i hate about them is that they almost always have tattoos, accentuating their degeneracy
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>>65864315
good post

>>65864330
meme post
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>Tfw practicing law
>Tfw I'm attractive
>Tfw I've got crippling autismo
>Tfw I want to kill myself

Weeeeee
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watching lana rhoades videos
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>>65864374
both me
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>>65864363
hahahahaha why not you disgusting paddy tosser
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>>65864346
How much do you weigh?
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>>65864344
>MEN HAVE IT SOOO HARD REEEE I HATE WOMEN GRRR

christ what sort of "male" has a chip on their shoulder towards women
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>>65864369
Why would you want to move to a muslim country? Are you insane?
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bruh
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Business idea: be a tight arse until I'm 40, move to southern France and live freely until I eventually die in a vintage race car accident at 65
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>>65864379
Post face
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>>65864131
The lads at /fr/ say you're not white >>65864354
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Hope I have bacon in the fridge lads, I fancy bacon
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playing mafia 3
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>>65864412
Jan won't be happy
I've been posting SFW
You've gone and fucked it up
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>>65864400
come on so you beret wearing batty boy
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despise deliveroo cyclists and motorcyclists
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>He thinks he can "drop red pills" in /brit/
>he thinks we haven't already heard it all before
>he thinks we haven't come to our own conclusions and moved onto greener, more meaningful political pastures rather than have /pol/ tell us what to think
>he thinks he is intelligent for subscribing to the large NEET niche market that is /pol/

I hope someone capitalises on your misery you filthy rat, mindless drone!
>>
*splits lane*
>>
Why is USA the most pathetic and childish country? It's because British heritage?
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will absolute heem any cyclist I see

utter runt behaviour cycling is
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was at the TA recruitment center and got handed this
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>>65864423
they had a meetup months ago and one of them was some arab cunt haha couldn't care less about those shut in mongs

>>65864435
where u from mate?
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>>65864441
why la? I'm a deliveroo cyclist
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Reminder that it's becoming racist and classist to tell chav nignogs to speak properly
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>>65864406
It's true in this country, I don't have anything against women because I'm not an abnormal twat. I could name you countless lads who have had their heads absolutely smashed in on a night out or been stabbed randomly by some knackers.

Couldn't name a single girl tho.
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cathay retired the 747 lads
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>>65864403
91kg 5'9
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>>65864455
>greener, more meaningful political pastures
Green is the color of islam. Is this what you're implying? Your meaningful political pasture is political islam?
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>>65864430
WE WUZ ITALIAN N SHIET
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>I'm a deliveroo cyclist
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>>65864504
what are they replacing it with?
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tfw go slow in the fast lane and turn your wheel not enough to turn the vehicle but just enough to put motorcyclists off

so many middle fingers lol
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>>65864472
That's a trap
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stop posting these pictures
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>>65864484
Dublin
>>
>>65864502
I'd say girls are more likely to experience extreme violence in walking home alone and stuff but men are more likely to experience violence in general walking home
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>>65864400
I'm not taking sides but Ireland were your betters in the rugby. So you went and sweeped the leg and permanently retired their best lads.
Good show France.
>>
>>65864513
you're a big guy
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>>65864517
i was having a think today, and it occured to me that after obongo's out of office, niggers are going to be saying "WE WUZ THE PRESIDENT AND SHIET"
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>>65864464
I thought Americans were German/Irish/African
>>
hate my family
>>
>>65864524
a350s & 777s
>>
>>65864513
Do regular cardio and eat fewer calories haha
>>
jet fuel can't melt wooden beams
>>
>>65864547
it would be extremely painful
>>
>go on adult work
>search by bust size
>isn't A-Z
>it's some arbitrary "small, medium or large"
>>
>>65864557
why?
>>
>>65864318
wow made me totally fink
>>
>>65864539
Moving there in 2017
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Just dropped a red pill lads

Anyone else?
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Ahh yes the friend tagged me in a video in Facebook and I liked his comment and didn't even watch it

Hehehhe, very happy with myself
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>>65864539
hmmmmm might now waste time going in that grim place
book ur plane to paris you wasteman and I'll gladly batter you
>>
>>65864563
just b urself :)
>>
>>65864555
yanks are literally a mix of every group in europe
>>
Why do our normies always copy America?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain
>>
deliveroo driver would probably be a decent job if you were a min wage prole tbf
>>
bloods or crisps lads?
>>
>>65863727
why is there no flag on this post?
>>
took a course in music tech and it ruined music for me forever
only reason i listen to music these days is to drown out the sound of my family
>>
>you can order food on that little touchscreen thing on the seat in front of you on a flight, swipe with card and it arrives a minute later

literally only ever taken budget flights
this stuff is crazy
>>
>>65864598
Not the poster you're talking to but id gladly smash your teeth you effeminate little frenchie nonce, would literally kick your arse up and down the street and I'd have you shitting out my steel toe boots you rat
>>
Going to Spoons, anyone want anything?
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>>65864615
because black lives DO matter
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just superliked her

she's gonna be my new gf
>>
>>65864682
congrats :)
>>
>>65864615
Because we're taught that British culture is nothing more than multiculturalism and consumerism
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>>65864661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFavnzXK9Q
>>
>>65864661
I know you're annoyed but try to be a bit nicer mate

Don't rise to it x
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>reddit flags
>4chan pass
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>>65864682
Superlike more like Superthirsty haha
>>
*opens /brit/*
aaah yesss, the runt farm is growing extremely well.
*closes /brit/*
Throw in a few rorke and rasheeds to see how they go, giles.
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just realised today that i'm an alpha
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>>65864682
cunt
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>want a porsche
>dont even have my Ps
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>>65864729
I spy with my little eye something beginning with a capital P
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*walks towards you*
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/06/climate-change-racist-crisis-london-city-airport-black-lives-matter
>>
>>65864729
Christ mate, get your life sorted LOL
got my Ps in Year 12 so I could go to Maccas on free periods with the #lads
>>
>>65864598
No thanks would rather just save a few quid and head to north africa, you up for it you fucking cheese goblin?
>>
>>65864682
>le cuhrazy 4chan girl who isn't like the other girls

She's mental
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36844302

>UK unemployment hits 11 year low

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37574985

>UK productivity now above at pre financial crash levels

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

>UK will be the fastest growing major advanced economy this year, says the International Monetary Fund

Ah yes, the economy is ruined
>>
Potential gf just snapped me a selfie captioned 'say something broo'
>>
I am a PROUD, white pass owner
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>>65864752
>>
>>65863590
count the net mass and if it doesn't match up, make a record for evidence and complain.
(Terrible choice of eats b.t.w.)
>>
>>65864589
no your not, fuck off we're full
>>
>>65864759
I hope so, need a mentalist gf desu
>>
uk more like poo gay
>>
>>65864780
kys
>>
>>65864780
>2016

noob
>>
>>65864772
*throws down a copy of The Guardian*
Bloody racist, Brexiteers!
>>
have no idea what snapchat is all about desu
>>
>>65864814
kys.
>>
>>65864814
noice
>>
watching failure to launch lads

why are they trying to shill sarah jessica parker as attractive?
>>
>>65864661
calm down haha

>>65864754
give me time and place and ill fuck you up you dusty wasteman
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>I am a PROUD, white pass owner
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>>65864772
In France they still pretend you're all in the street begging for a piece of bread. This is absolutely pathetic, EU is coming to an end, and like an injured animal it will be very agressive until it finally collapses.
I'm really glad UK is doing well.
>>
>>65864772
>Ah yes, the economy is ruined

We haven't even gone through with Brexit yet you retard

The economy has been fucked just because of an announcement, Brexit will do 10x worse
>>
>tfw was gonna renew my 2012 pass but they put a limit of 6 months after expiry on renewal

cunts
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>>65864747
*blocks your path*
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>>65864747
Is it a masonic thing?
>>
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Just copped boys
>>
>2 of the best British boxers are Welsh

How do English bois feel about this?
>>
Swear to god if this frog cunt keeps disrespecting my celtic brothers like this I'm gonna lose my fucking cooo
>>
Should've introduced IQ checks at polling booths to prevent chav retards from voting Brexit
>>
>>65864843
meet me in Runcorn for a dirty scrap
>>
>>65864345
t. manager at jjb
>>
>>65864869

utter runt sport
>>
>>65864846
>The economy has been fucked just because of an announcement

The economy is "fucked"? To what are you referring? The drop in the pounds value? Such a hyperbolic statement could only come from a true retard
>>
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>>65864729
>Ps
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>>65864869
wow! a whole 2 from 3 million people?
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>>65864849
yea
>>
>>65864843
she's pretty cute lads
>>
>>65864589
>Anglo-Irishman
Did you go to boarding school and does the family still own a big house or estate with acres of land with tenants–farmers?
>>
>>65864872
shut the FUCK up paddy
>>
>>65864844
excellent post. the end of the EU will be the best thing to happen to europe for decades
>>
>>65864901
It is an extremely technical sport
>>
reality has an irish bias
>>
gee gee gee gee gee
>>
>>65864941
Stop being a wanker and leave the chap alone
>>
>>65864823
guardian readers are the worst
>ukip isn't a real party they don't have any policies they're just racists!
>why haven't they assassinated trump yet?
>we should just open our gates and let in all refugees
>stupid brexit voters, what's wrong with this country?
t. my boomer mummy
>>
My belly button is WELL SORE
>>
>>65864869
Best boxer of all time is a welsh cunt. Calzaghe sounds Italian but Welsh, honest.
>>
Reading the Private Eye
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>>65864969
i'll stop rubbing my weenie on it then sorry friendo
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37594928

>Britain will be offered a free trade deal before the rest of the European Union if the Republicans win the US presidential election, Donald Trump's trade adviser has said.

>Dan DiMicco said Britain was "a friend" of America and was leaving the EU for the right reasons.

BASED
A
S
E
D
>>
why are girls so shit at conversation rooo

gave her a bit of info with some obvious follow up questions and she just replied with "nice"

not gonna reply to that am I you silly bint
>>
>>65864858
>only 5k

bet it's not even real gold
>>
>>65864944
Right I've had enough of you pierre, i'll be kicking your garlic encrusted arse within the hour
>>
>>65865001
Last warning bud.
>>
>>65864968
*throws down a copy of the Daily Mail*
Bloody Loony Lefties!
>>
>>65864968
my mum voted ukip and leave haha
>>
>>65865007
>Donald Trump's trade adviser
ah yes, aide to a retard that has no chance of winning
>>
>>65865007
all the more reason to want him to win
>>
>>65865010
that means shes not interested in you mate. take the hint.
>>
>>65864941
he's a mong who's ma is irish and thinks that makes him anglo-irish
>>
>>65864969
hehehe
>>
>>65865007
he won't win
>>
>>65864980
Calzaghe is based but I wouldn't say he's the greatest of all time, definitely the greatest super-middle weight though
>>
>>65864858
>18 karat
lol
22, 24 or nothing
>>
>>65865010
nothing is worse than the "shy girl" who seems to require a hand written invitation to have a conversation with. unless you speak to her, she will just sit there and stare into her drink like she's pond wrong the universe in a cocktail dress.
>>
i've been on 4chan since 2003, i'm an originalfag
>>
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>(((trump)))
>>
>>65865007
enjoy your corn syrup lads
>>65865032
don't be rude like that
>>
*throws down a copy of the sun*
*starts /brit/posting*
>>
gee gee gee gee gee
gee gee gee gee gee
>>
>>65865074
been here since 1998
>>
>>65865048
she messaged me first
I'm not particularly bothered
>>
>>65865066
*pondering haha silly phone
>>
>those people who walk slow and hog up the entire pavement and act surprised when you brush past them

genocide when
>>
>>65865066
Literally me

>>65865010
Because you're a boring cunt
>>
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>>65865039
>a retard that has no chance of winning
you mean the presidential candidate of one of the parties in a two party system?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37450661
>>
>>65865061
Best British Boxer of the 20th century. We're not talking weights. Skill.
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>donald trump is a retard with no chance of winning
>>
>>65865109
is there a better British boxer outside the 20th century?
>>
>two parties only
>democracy
ahh yes
>>
hate my paper pushing job but at least i'm not working retail on a saturday for 14k pa
>>
>>65865076
hmmm yes and clinton is totally not doing exactly what the jews want
>>
Told the potential gf I'm drinking a pint of water to recover from last night's antics and she told me to drink a monster

Might drop the runt
>>
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support for trump has literally fallen to the lowest recorded levels
>>
>>65864947
No, the best thing to happen in Europe for decades will be the continental-scale muslim remigration. Collapse of EU is just a way to achieve deislamization of Europe. Don't confuse the mean and the end, britbro.
>>
>>65865130
Hillary is funded by ISIS m8
>>
>>65865094
I used to use the paperpost version back in 1987, you'd send out your memes to moot's copy shop and he'd forward them on in pre-paid envelopes stolen from the post office
>>
>>65865105

I get so much pedestrian rage
>>
>>65865124
Maybe Jimmy Wilde
>>
>>65865144
israel is pro-ISIS you mong
>>
>>65865124
Irish.
>>
>>65865124
all the irish ones
>>
>>65864941
No I'm working class scum
>>65865050
My da actually
I'm more irish than you cunt
>>
>>65865137
you do realise all of the polls are vastly different?

you need something like >>65865108 where it gets all polls and averages them out
>>
>>65865105
>people who walk slowly down the street and stop intermittently so you are forced to stop
>couples who walk side by side down the pavement and basically force you to get out of the way so they can stand beside one another

DIE
>>
>>65865185
You admit you're British Isles then..
>>
>>65865184
>>65865185
Irish boxers are shit sluggers, never any good ones
>>
>>65865187
Anglo-Irish a specific historic designation not just people who are half english half irish you stupid dick licker
>>
>>65865105
>be me
>have a chill stroll around town
>this spergo wearing a sonic jumper gets behind me
>he starts making F1 noises
>he suddenly starts running with his arms like naruto
>>
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who [spooks] here


>mfw Yanks changed the name to fucking MI-5 when they brought it over
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>>65865183
o ok
>>
>>65865261

NYOO
>>
>>65865224
Do you think I give a FUCK
stop trying to deny my heritage you sick cunt
>>
>>65865222
I'll admit Frampton scraped his last two wins.
>>
WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD
>>
>>65865257
israel very much enjoys what ISIS is doing in syria because assad is one of the few non-US/Israeli shills left in the area that actually could pose a danger to israel, thus israel enjoys seeing one of their greater geopolitical rivals destabilised by ISIS and all the other rebel groups.
>>
>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who will defend Drumpf
>>
>>65865221
yes, that's true.
>>
>>65865183
your mum was pro-ISIS last night
>>
>>65865294
there are people in /brit/ RIGHT NOW that like paki cock up their bum (talking about you btw)
>>
>>65865336
statistically this poster is not white
>>
>>65865336
first off, no, and secondly, calm it with the racism

I know you alt-righters LOVE to be racist, but come on
>>
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>there are people on /brit/ who give a fuck about this fucking election
>>
i'm responsible for 90% of the posts in this thread

AMA
>>
>>65865386
I do
if Drumpf gets elected it's basically over for the US, which will affect the whole world
>>
Might have a nap :3
>>
>>65865419
The president doesn't nearly have as much power as everybody seems to think
>>
>>65865442
night
>>
Might have a nap :3
>>
>>65865311
Well, erm. Okay then. Fancy coming to a card school with us and Wales? Might have Spain round too?
Byob and chill
>>
almost gave 100 quid to someone by accident lads
bit shaken
>>
>>65865236

these types of people exist in australia too. didnt know it was because of the irish blood.
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