>he eats less than 3500 calories a day
>he eats less than 200 g protein a day
>he drinks less than 4 pints of milk a day
>he squats less than 2x BW
>he benches less than 1x BW
>he deadlifts less than 3x BW
edition
korean pop?
>He isn't at least 250lbs
Rippetoe is a fat fuck
>>65859551
Cara rip
Maisie rip
south korea looks really poor
looks like a dirty, poor version of japan
6'5 and built like a bookshelf from ikea
who wants a spar
>>65861559
>>65861578
It's called a 'big shop' you spastic
squat almost 2 times bw high bar haha yipee
>>65859551
Japanese animation
>>65861613
It is. It's only been a democracy for 29 years or something.
>>65861617
wearing comfy legs to the big shop, y/n?
how do I clear my blocked nose
>>65861617
the big shop is the verb you FUCKING MONG
>>65861613
yet somehow they are rich...
really makes you chink
Lads
In your opinion what was the comfiest decade of the 20th century? You didn't even have to live through it just from what you've read and stuff
I'm tempted to say the 80's
>>65861625
fuck off paedophile
the correct phrase is
>wearing trackies to the [name of shop, this is important], y/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLIBOpLIg0
comfy
>>65861643
some vicks in a basin of boiling water. Towel over head, breath.
>>65861642
I wear my tracksters desu
>>65861646
No it's not you fucking Paki
Come back when you learn proper English
>>65861643
any amphetamine based stimulant or if you're a fanny get one of those adrenaline nasal sprays
>>65861613
I've been there a few times and this sums is up perfectly.
It's how I imagine Japan is but shitter in every way.
There's probably one or two suburbs of Seoul that's nice but the rest of it is a fucking state.
>>65861670
No
>>65861668
80s or 60s
>>65861668
Being a middle class American in the 80s
Stranger Things et al are super comfy
>>65861670
say that to your pope ahahaha blimey
>>65861678
Up the ACA
>>65861668
Late 80s/early 90s.
>>65861619
>2 times bw
so like 140kg, ah yes very impressive
>>65861686
yes it is
you do the big shop, you don't go to the big shop
>>65861668
comfy for whom?
>>65861668
if you say anything other than late 60's you're a rorke
>>65861668
70s obv
>God tier music
>God tier film
comfy legging while shopping big, y/n?
>>65861732
weigh 78 kg desu
and yeah, 140 kg high bar isn't exactly shit unless you're a fatarse
>>65861668
80's were rubbish for most Brits.
If United Statian however, best decade ever.
>>65861714
don't have a pope
>>65861668
this
>>65861730
early 80s was pretty shit.
>>65861714
delete this
>>65861732
That's a lot to squat?
>>65861625
Just sent my permanent residency application lads.
Once I get it, full citizenship is just one step away.
50s-90s britain looked so grim
>>65861720
Sup la?
500-2016 britain looked so grim
>>65861786
shall not be deleting my post
>>65861802
>wanting to live here
lol
>ywn hitchhike across america in the 1950's munching benzedrine and meeting crazy characters
why even put milk on your weetabix
>>65861714
having a go doing my best
>>65861834
To make it worse, I need to tell you that I live in Northern Ireland.
DID SOMEONE SAY TAIGS?
>>65861818
how are you feeling today?
>>65861833
>""""ulster"""" """""Scots"""""
need a riot grrrl gf
>>65861862
nope, this is a case of hapax legomenon
>did someone say taigs
>>65861805
70's 80's was shit. Great British music from those eras.
Not a paradox.
>>65861852
Those grandad glasses oh my days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>ywn live in such a comfy time
look how friendly everyone is
there used to be another really good video of an average 80s American school but I can't find it
watching a michael mosley documentary on organ transplant lads hahaha
would you donate your organs?
>>65861859
No such thing
>>65861879
exquisite post
>>65861866
I'm not even this skinny desu
>>65861615
>6'5 and built like a bookshelf from ikea
So.. easy to tip over?
>>65861903
>>65861924
>Swiss """""banter"""""
>>65861883
98.5% white
BBC2, lads for some sexy chocofu
>>65861893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8n11y2lxrE
this is nowadays, same store, same people, 2014
>>65861927
>belfast
>civilisation
>>65861941
I ain't even Swiss, brah.
>>65861833
Never never never.
I shall NOT have cheese on cocktail sticks.
>>65861927
apple?
>>65861955
>tfw no orange
>did someone say taigs
conducting a procedure
>>65861780
>>65861786
>>65861852
>>65861862
>>65861866
>>65861883
images that make you go "hmmm"
proceeding a conductance
>>65862008
performing an action
>>65861625
>>65861701
>>65861794
good posts detected
>>65862008
jewish plant desu
even the catholic church has to denounce things he says
>>65862008
EY WHAIT BOI
CUM WOSH ME FEET, BIN WAHLKIN ALL DAY ND DEY STINK MON
>>65861966
Looking quite roadman here
actioning a performance
doing subtraction
iphone 3g was the best and it's been downhill from there
>decide to go for daily walks to lose some excess fat
>come home after an hour of walking
>thighs chafing together creates red marks that looks like a rash
ah yes
>>65862008
Francis aka "Heretic", is not my Pope, is a Jesuit plant and probably Argentinian aswell
John Paul II, not Caliph Mohammad ok?
Praise Jesus
lovely girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhukHYe8hc
seeing how it goes
>>65861643
this may sound stupid but smiling can actually unblock your nasal cavity. smile like a retard for a few minutes.
>>65861780
>>65861786
>>65861852
>>65861862
>>65861866
>>65861883
>>65861903
>>65861927
>>65861942
>>65861966
>>65861974
>>65861998
>>65862032
>>65862047
>>65862051
good craic lads
well done
thanks for the (you's)
>those people who pretend to be into classic japanese cars and shit when in reality they just can't afford a normal car so they buy some japanese shitheap from 1986
>>65862064
>>65861998
I don't want loyalists to die out. I want us to be bros. As insane as they are, they're keeping my country scary af for any prospective rapefugees.
Although, they've already let the side down.
>>65862082
Fat cunt
had a good sleep
had a good shower
had a good ciggy
gonna have a good lunch
chubby Australians hehe
>>65862142
what's for lunch?
>>65862119
>being into cars
pretty gay desu.
Car must get you from A to B, that's it.
doing a poo
>>65862125
its strange because it only starts happening near the end of the walk
>>65862097
"lesbian" vegan from Toronto
Worst girl
pooing a do
making an arrangement
mplayerx >all
arranging a poo
>>65862157
lamb curry
>streaming torrents
how does this work . i thought torrent files don't download in the order that it plays
>>65862214
grim
>>65861977
is 3:37 a boy or girl?
Not a fan
arranging a make
coming to a conclusion
doing an anime
lads its my birthday could you wish me happy birthday please? thanks x
Reading a timothy leary book written in 1976 and he only uses the pronouns Hir and SHe
Really makes you think
>>65862223
When streaming, it downloads it in order, with beginning of the fine having highest priority.
concluding to a come
>>65862272
>>65862272
bon anniversaire
>>65862272
bon birthday a vous
>>65862272
Happy birthday my brother.
>>65862119
what people
where would you ever encounter these people, and why would you care
>>65862272
happy birthday my lad
>>65862272
Bon anniversaire
(why is the timer for next post not displayed anymore ?)
>>65862244
pot noodles tastes like awful plastic shit
packet noodles are far better
rate the brekky lads
Digging out last night's cocaine bogies and writing a thesis on the role that the Irish posters have in /brit/
>>65859551
Jeeez dude that sounds SUPER DUPER complicated you must be some 6'4 brick shithouse roid head! Dudeeee woaaaaa why can't u just be toned like the rest of us man? Ur frickin stacked
(This post was a joke and SS is for fat oafs)
>>65862235
does it matter ;)
benefits claim is going to be reviewed...someone will be coming to my house
>>65862333
English/10
>>65861899
im not telling. its a secret.
>>65862272
Bon anniversaire rúnt x
>>65862328
pot noodles is easier to make though
and there's always too much water with packet noodles
>>65862295
>>65862302
>>65862305
>>65862308
>>65862325
>>65862327
thanks lads x
>>65861720
post rare ludfords
>>65862366
neets btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU
Enjoying some music
>>65859574
The fucks with you lads and Korean pop?
What are you listening to cunts?
Fuckin Straylads just dust in my eye alright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFCekeoSTwg
>>65862366
eat shit neet runt
haven't paid for the telly license in four years
AMA
>>65862333
i thought it was all inside half a melon
>>65862425
>>65862272
happy deathday
>>65862425
Just notified the sharia police
>>65862435
don't be doing that
>>65862415
the fucks with fins and bein traps????
hgm/???
>>65862425
just use my parents postcode on iplayer . don't even live there. lol
>>65862428
cheeky green plastic plates from wilko
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/boy-hidden-message-heineken-bottle-hampshire-men-cocaine-coke-a7350921.html
>>65862366
I reported you to the DWP when you gave away your address.
Third eye is revolving
>>65862463
haha what's your parents postcode? ;p
>>65862469
should have used a melon
>>65862415
the fuck is with the finnish and not liking kpop?
>>65862415
>you lads
It's literally one fucking nonce that works in a call centre
Pic related
>>65862494
have actually got a melon
maybe next time
>>65862505
all asians hate each other
you're in the bush when this guy comes up and slaps the gf on the ass
whats do you do?
>>65862543
The fuck is wrong with that horse
>>65862554
>roger-the-musclebound-impala.jpeg
can't you read you absolute retard?
>>65862538
>>65862475
ROARING
My mother absolutely loves the minions movie, she watches it constantly with her grandaughter who's a few months old
The other night she made all of us watch it, idk if she knows it's for children
What is it with old women and minions
>>65862486
I don't believe you
>>65862538
Dislike this sesh gimmick
>>65862596
OK I didn't
>>65862519
now now callum
>go on date
>shes a bit of a nutter in public
>acts like a fucking spastic
>really fit though
not sure what to do here boys
>>65862505
We tried to conquer Korea once and it didn't work out.
>>65862490
SW7
>>65862601
the sesh isn't a gimmick
it's a way of life
>feeling really good and confident for the first time in ages
>see myself in the mirror
%;_; - ===||
x_x
Just got this captcha lads
Got a cheeky Rise of Iron today lads
>>65862621
Off yourself
>>65862645
*smashes your mirror with a ballpin hammer*
>>65862646
calle always appears in the captcha
>>65862538
wiped out
sessions be gud.
>>65862584
>>65862621
>>shes a bit of a nutter in public
>>acts like a fucking spastic
details????
>>65862617
>everyone that isn't a kpop nonce is callum
howling at you
new gf doesn't drink lads
might follow her suit
been out with her with our mutual friends and we both stayed sober for the night
was very interesting to see everyone get progressively more drunk then walking home together seeing the general debauchery and loutishness of drunks on the street
and what do they get for it? maybe some fun but they wake up with a hangover and a bit poorer, whereas we still have the money and wake up early and productive
Got a kitten
>>65862688
>and what do they get for it?
Fun
>>65862681
>looking straight at the camera
>still see up nostrils
Just made some Weetabix lads.
need a ICP gf
>>65862678
>doesnt laugh
>says "screaming" and usually follows it with "for semen"
>pinches people's arses when shes behind them
>laughs like a fucking foghorn
shes fit as fuck though so i might just pike and swipe her desu
>>65862272
hbz dude
>>65862678
Got her tits out in a MaccyD's
>>65862697
more pics :3
>>65862681
>everyone that likes kpop is matty
howling at you callum
>>65862730
sounds like she's great fun
>>65862730
>>doesnt laugh
say something funny then
>>says "screaming" and usually follows it with "for semen"
doesn't even make sense. what you on about
>>65862678
fingered in a club in carlow
>>65862688
you don't want to be that guy who completely changes who he is because of the girl he's fucking though. just cut back imo, before too long you'll be at an age where weekly binge drinking is no hoper tier
>>65862753
>>65862697
aw qt kot :3 <3
>>65862758
i said she was a bit of a nutter you mong
Every chance is 50/50 because is either happens or it doesn't
>>65862779
does kitters get along with the big catto?
>>65862730
wait, does she pinch random people's arses? girls who fuck with other people like that are massive red flags. I dated a girl who would be somewhat handsey with people and the moment she got on the piss, she'd start abusing random groups of guys which basically means I'll get my head kicked in over it
>>65862779
you the one who rescued the dying cat?
>>65862779
dat logitech doh
I bet it's optical
>BREAKING NEWS: German town on LOCKDOWN as armed police hunt for man who was 'planning a bomb attack' - as residents are evacuated to safety
ahh yes very good
>>65862779
>>65862697
cute as fuck, ginger cats are my favourite
please post more x
>>65862804
It wants to play with it all the time but the adult cat is too lazy
>>65862816
no
>>65862819
Microsoft, and it's bluetrack
>>65862665
uhh... it was an antique
>>65862799
What is the chance that this is by the religion of peace: >>65862833
>>65862819
>I bet it's optical
are you physically retarded
>>65862779
Would love to see that little ginger cunt spinning around in my microwave as I nuke it to death
rate my lunch lads
>>65862833
Remember when people said right-wingers shouldn't scaremonger about refugees being terrorists and then it actually happened hahahahaha
>>65862870
patrician
those bloody christian nutters again
>>65862425
good lad. the bbc are marxist peadophile cunts
never understood what CTR means and why rorkes keep saying that
Any tips of clearing/preventing acne?
Started sleeping on a fresh towel every night, use oil preventing lotion + moisturiser on my face, and stopped drinking so much milk
>>65862845
>Microsoft, and it's bluetrack
I bet it still works in 5 years.
>>65862870
gay
>>65862815
yes absolute strangers
shes an absolute header when she's with her mates don't think i'll be seeing much more of her after i shag her desu
cheers matey
>>65862891
Accutane
Take a fortnight off work / uni and go nuclear
>>65862519
haha what a fuckin divvy
imagine him putting those sunglasses on and posing for that FUCK ME WHAT A TWAT
>>65862886
"Correct The Record"
>good lad. the bbc are marxist peadophile cunts
>>65862904
i better give it to you then haha!
>>65862911
>fortnight off work
'no'
>>65862886
Correct The Record: essentially like saying JIDF to every pro-Israel post
>>65862850
so was your mams fanny yet i smashed that too
>>65862891
diet
>>65862891
stop being a teenager
stop eating sugar
>>65862891
Literally stop wanking
Nothing helped me apart from nofap
Nofap clears it all up
>>65862870
>middle classes appropriating working class culture
why is it so /fa/ lads
>>65862863
Just mentally.
Imagine paying money for an optical mouse these days.
>>65862886
correct the record
some clinton campaign thing where they try to win back the internet from trump supporters or something
>>65862697
Drown both of those fucking rats, cats are vermin
>>65862883
>peadophile
>>65862870
looks like some bent shit that a french person would eat
>>65862937
>stop eating sugar
Black coffees it is then ;_;
>>65862913
>>65862926
went on their website and it's anti trump articles. I guess they call CTR anyone criticizing trump
>>65862870
very good
>>65862964
>ploughman's lunch
>french
>>65862874
Yeah ok so some of them were terrorists but NOT ALL OF THEM
>>65862955
HNNNNNNNG
t. BBC
>>65862970
>Black coffees
Green coffee beans
Do you even hipster?
*posts anime webm*
>>65862923
haha got me there
see you around *winks*
>mum randomly comes home with some scampi and chips for me
what a BABE
>>65862930
:( o-okay
>>65862935
What kind of diet?
>>65862994
What?
>>65863012
She just came back from my chip shop if you know what i mean
>>65863012
could honestly shag her sometimes
>>65863016
dont be at that you'll make me feel right tight
adopting non-rescue pets
please end your life swiftly
>and then he told me the BBC was more biased than /pol/
I wonder how many American homes will be destroyed the hurricane.
It's sad that they have to build their homes out of flimsy wood. If only there was a house-building material that wouldn't collapse when hit by wind.
pet owners are narcissistic beyond belief
LE SESSHHH xDDD
DARK FRUITS!!! xD LOL!
KETAMINE!
AHA!
nah you're alright
Porridge with a dollop of honey, the Northern European Atlantic diet at its finest
Bon appetit
>>65863081
>Bon appetit
talk ENGLISH REEEEEEE
>>65863081
I had this this morning
i'm as lazy as a rug on valium and have the memory of a goldfish with alzheimers
i'll be here all day
>>65863051
get some new material you boring shitebag
>>65863081
>not frozen raspberries and peanut butter
dear oh dear
>>65863127
Fuck off and stop embarrassing Irish posters here you little underage cumrag
My birthday today lads.
>>65863081
dollop this
*unfastens belt*
so called autumn
>>65859551
>1x bw bench
>3x bw deadlift
lmao nice balanced lifts there faggot. I did 1x bw bench the first month at the gym
>>65863134
>peanut butter
FOY
Do peoples accents immediately switch to Scottish as soon as you cross the border?
>>65863142
Good post
The average quality of Irish posts shall rise when I move to Dublin in 2017
>pet owners are narcissistic beyond belief
>>65863081
Water with oats is honest and protestant. No satanic honey. Calling it porridge is papist.
Are ye a papist?
>>65863144
happy birthday lad
>when I move to Dublin
>>65863142
I'm 20 you little scrote
>>65863214
Jealous sweetheart?
>>65863179
>>65863202
Cheers lads, didn't see someone else did it.
who /sayingthankstoallthemessagesonfacebook/ here
>>65863183
why would you move to dublin
I live here. Its not that great
NEED a Shoe0nHead gf
A lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep
>>65863241
couldn't pay me to live in that dump
>>65863231
Bit embarrassing that your 20 and spouting pol memery here like a sperg
>>65863193
Shut up you liberal prod fag enabler, of course im a papist and of course I like honey on my porridge, you filthy calvinist scum
>>65863268
slag
>>65863268
my ex was a slightly chubbier and ever so slightly darker version of Shoe
>>65863279
haha yeah...
awful lot of spooked minds in here
>>65863285
>calvinist
>liberal
err...
women aren't as intelligent as men
>>65863300
>translation: my ex was a fat paki
i am boxxy you see
>>65863263
I'm going to capitalise on Irelands post brexit boom when I return to the motherland
We could be mates
some lad just gave me 1 mil in OSR for nothing
i only had 40k in bank
what a nice lad
hmm
>>65863322
disagree, they're more intelligent
>>65863285
theres nothing /pol/ about what I posted
I said think of something funny instead of spamming the same dead joke
get some reading comprehension you clown
>>65863343
><> lvls?
>>65863144
hb lad. How old are you now?
>>65863339
>Irelands post brexit boom
our 2 biggest trading partners are going to be outside the EU soon
>playing ro2
>advancing down the left flank of the objective
>get clipped by an MG, think this is it
>drop to the ground in pain and just about bandage your wound in time
>sit there for five minutes as bullets fly narrowly around your head
>a notification appears:
>Artillery Incoming
>>65863366
then how come they've never invented anything worth a fuck?
>>65863416
they invented fannies which are fucking great
wanked twice and still horny
putting twenty five 80 year olds in one room would give a combined age of 2000
>>65863446
no, god invented fannies, and we all know god is a man
>>65863456
hows your KS3 maths going lad?
>>65863402
>implying a mg clipped you
>implying someone would use arty on the flank
>implying you would be notified of enemy arty
things that didn't happen
playing nfs no limits
>>65863414
nice
>>65863476
>he hasn't opened his third eye and seen God
>he hasn't realised God is a black woman
can't believe unenlightened spastics like you still exist
going to tell God this next time I meet her, bet she'll be howling
>>65863450
>wanking to 2 cum JOI
>cum for the first time
>girl tells me to keep going
>close the tab and go back to shitposting
silly bint isn't going to tell me what to do
>>65863481
Why wouldn't an MG have clipped me? Why wouldn't the enemy use arty on a flank that was particularly weak and was letting the enemy reach the objective? (PS you do get a notification, even if it's enemy arty)
>>65863374
im not >>65863414
just got 45 fishing and 45 cooking
>>65863402
>slowly flank around the side of the enemy
>creeping closer to them while prone
>about to give to these bolshevik scum
>get shot just as I'm about to pull off my genius flank
>friendly killed me because he couldn't make out who I was from so far away
need a bf
have to lose weight but i cant
always end up giving up because i dont see results
being endomorph is a curse
I'm never ignorant getting goals accomplished