Migrating to Australia in 1 month. Got 17% bodyfat from 9% and

>rented basement
We have those?

>>65856226
yes, I found one for cheap price.

pls respong to thread, I am afraiding to go there

>>65856196
>;__;
fuck off cunt

>>65856239
pls, no bully me, I am your friend :3

>>65856237
I don't know what to say, most people are nice enough (ignore the shitposters on here). Don't worry about not getting girls it's really not that big of an issue.

>>65856280
>pls
>I am your friend
>:3
fuck off cunt

>>65856196
Fuck off slavs.

>>65856300
>about not getting girls it's really not that big of an issue.
So you mean I will not get any girl there?

I don't really have anything to contribute here, but I think that Russian accents and Aussie accents are really cool

>>65856341
you'll fucking die an old cunt that's never been loved here

>>65856196
Dont go to poostraya. Come to Canada. we are fellow snowniggers. :3

>>65856362
oh shit cheers cunt
would say the same for you but you're all a bunch of fat fuck degenerate niggers

>>65856370
w8 a second,,, why? Dude, pls, tell me seriously. What about you?

>>65856341
You might and you might not. I know a couple of people who moved here from Russia and married Australian women, they have kids here as well.

>>65856411
OP is a perverted Jew, he deserves a good beating.

Ivan contact the russian embassy in Aus or at least visit their website.
I found it quite usefull tbx
t.Worked in Aus for 4 years but came back

>>65856460
I don't think this is pedojew

>>65856196
We're full, piss off wanker

>>65856400
we're all a bunch of convicts here, that's why. we don't look for love, we make sure the animals don't fuck us up
>What about you
I'll die an old cunt that's never been loved too

>>65856196
Austaralian women are pretty liberal. We're not like Denmark or your women unfortunately. You can be a literal shitskin but if you're handsome you're handsome.

>>65856370
He said he's going to Melbourn though. They hate Australians.

>>65856460
I am hohol, was boen in Odessa. I am not even jew, wtf

>>65856552
>Melbourn
those degenerates can have them then

> beta lonely migrant from Russia posting from their basements
hey now aussie shitposting makes much more sence

>>65856552
That's a /pol/ meme you sharting nigger.

>>65856481
He is a master ruseman, don't believe his lies.

>>65856464
OH, more info pls. Were people friendly? Was you considered human there or not? Got laid? What about women?

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>>65856583
>Meme
nah m8 it's true I live there

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>>65856196
>rented basement

Oh Hi, I'm you're room mate Barry. At some point you'll also meet Ted.

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>>65856927
I'm Ted
I like getting drunk and getting into fights.

>>65856927
Are these in the big cities, too?
Or only if you live in the countryside?

>>65856991
they're fucking everywhere cunt

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>>65856991
Maybe...

>>65856196
>My best friends migrated to Canada
>tfw I saw that thread

Kek, the pedojew is back, OP is bating

>>65857014
What do you do when you find one in your bedrorom? Scream like a little girl or smash it to death with a hammer?

>>65857081
*bedroom

>>65857081
just let it chill mostly. they're not hurting me, so they're alright.

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>>65857119
>tfw could not sleep

>>65856341
Australian women are mostly ugly, fat and drink too much

Another reason why I want to leave this shit country

>>65857168
nah spiders are alright, I drop a bit of toast for them from time to time

>>65857192
you're ugly, fat, and drink too much too, fuck off cunt

>>65857192
You forgot lazy, entitled, don't know how to do any work around the house and have loose morals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

>>65857270
you're lazy, entitled, don't know how to do any work, and have loose morals too, fuck off cunt

>>65857322
Weak cunt didn't have his Vegemite

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>>65857327
>have loose morals too
>Implying i'm not a khv
Jokes on you, haha

>>65856196
>Migrating to Australia
Have fun getting biten while taking a dump.