Who had the best revolution, America, France or Russia?

>>65852839
France hands down.

America

>>65852839
All of those revolutions were shit

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France > America >>>> Russia

>>65853185
titties

>>65852839
UGH NOW I HAVE TO MASTURBATE

France 2bh

>>65853235
if this was the american revolution there would be no boobs to offend your puritan sensibilities

>>65853142
very good post friend

The USA had a war of independence not a revolution. They just call it that because they want it to sound more profound.

>>65853302
American Puritans are a meme
They were an extremely small percentage of the population, and have all but died out

>peasants chimping out
>Parisians chimping out
>unreasonably butthurt colonial elite
Only good thing about them was the music, and the Russians had the best.

French gave birth to the others

>>65853410
then why are americans still so sensitive?

>>65853487
They're circumcised and it hurts when their cock head rubs against their undies white getting a hard on

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>The American "Revolution"

France, followed by Russia. Never liked America revolution and at times I struggle to remember how it went. Civil War is my favorite part of USA's history though.

Jean Jacques Rousseau is unbeatable

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The French Revolution occurred partly because of the American's successful revolution

So USA

>>65852839
by sheer scale it would have to be the russian revolution

I like the American revolution because I can understand what they were saying

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>>65852839
Revolution can only bloodthirsty and not in a chance a best. Kicking out japs brits and americans was a hard task. Japs fighted with russia after end of revolution still 1926, what a cunts would wreck them if I see one fucking nips brits and murricans and other shitters invaders. Never forget!111

>>65853487
Higher standards of decency

>>65854056
hello russiabro

how are you doing

If the White Army won, I'd say the Russian would be the best, but since it didn't.

French > American > Russian

>>65854056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGofoatz-20
Fucking invaders antanta.

>>65854097
Want to punch everyone in that list of invaders in the face. lol

>>65854056
Surely you agree you would have been better off if we stopped the commies though?

>>65853539
It's actually the opposite. Their cock heads would have been desensitized from the circumcision unless the procedure was just done in the past month or so.

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>>65853442
>French Revolution gave birth to the revolution that came before it

Frenchies are clutch when they need to be

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rusia becase 9 milion ded in rusia
onle 50k ded in merica

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Definitely France

People forget the Iranian Revolution.

Getting rid of the oppressive Pahlavi dynasty was probably a good thing. It had the potential to become a secular republic too, but Khomemey had far too much support by then. Iran is ironically probably freer than it was during the secular Shah's reign

>>65852839
Had the USA get a revolution ?

It's the only country that pretend their independance war was a "revolution"

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>>65852839
France

>>65854603
rusia:
revolution - 1
civil war - 10500
Rus

the Arab Revolt

China feels left out of this thread.

>>65852839

What is the metrics used to measure best?

Most impressive<- US
Most bloody<- Russia
Coolest <-France

>>65855326
The French revolution was the most impressive they conquered half of Europe spreading republicanism everywhere. It took Britain, Prussia and Russia to finally get that cat back in the bag.

>>65855055
>a pointless revolution that winds up killing its culture and stagnating its economic progress for a meme ideology

America's was the most sucessful though you can't really call it a "revolution" because >>65853344. France's was definitely more interesting.

>>65855495
>It took Britain, Prussia and Russia to finally get that cat back in the bag.
and I'll never forgive them for it

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>>65855326
>WE DEFEATED BRITAIN ALL BY OURSELVES IT WAS SO IMPRESSIVE

>>65856204
wtf? I love Germany now!

>>65855326
>most impressive

Ireland did the same thing but without massive help from the French and Spanish or the breadth of the Atlantic to protect them.
The other notable difference being that Ireland had legitimate reasons for wanting independence and America absolutely did not.

>>65856271
Hessian mercenaries, they were the ones that got drunk and lost Trenton on Christmas.

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>>65856360
wtf? I hate Germans now!

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>>65856408
>be brit
>he hasn't always hated Germans
...

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>>65856204
wtf i haet spain nao

>>65852839

America

The other two were bloody acts of barbarism that sent them backwards

America, French revolution was just a long bloody chaos, the same with Russian Revolution. Also fuck Russia and fuck communism :DDD

>>65853410

Nah they just call themselves something different now. They still control harvard and other things

>>65853442
And the ideas of the American Revolution gave birth to the French Revolution.

>>65856271

They were mercs that George the third had his cousin the prince of Hesse hire/conscript

>>65852839
I would argue that it was us.
We didn't go lobbing off head in freak fits of mob mentality.

Russia had the worst because he put the country to communism.

France had good and bad, the bad are the socialist values it leaded like universalism and equalitarianism. Also the French revolution was a copy of the English revolution which happened 1 century earlier.

America clearly had the best revolution because it leaded to the independence of the USA which will become the most powerful country of all times and built itself on private property and freedom.

>>65856648
>Also fuck Russia and fuck communism :DDD
wtf I love romania now

>>65856731
You did tar and feather the loyalists and took their land after the war.

>>65856776
tar and feather is just banter though

People who say France are retarded who know nothing who say France because it's the most famous. The French had good but also a lot of bad and we can say was a butchery.

>>65856790
To be a chicken is my otherkin, if I was American during the revolution i would support England so I got tared and feathered. As I was there publicly shamed I would start clucking like a chicken and my cock began to stand on end.

>>65856827
that's a tad disgusting though

Russia

>>65856827

Look at 'im boys he's clucking give him more feathers

>>65856827
>>65856899
Looks like the Tory faggot wants his cock tarred and feathered

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>>65856858
dis

>>65856827
This is my new fetish.

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>>65852839
>Russia

Russian "revolution" was basically a jewish chimpout against Russians.

>>65857252
>SU would be the number 1 player under trotsky

>>65852839
does mistress t have any asian blood

>>65857724
She looks very Anglo desu

France because how crazy it was

>>65856132
>America's was the most sucessful though

i wouldn't call leading to a white minority and a kenyan president successful.

French Revolution because Napoleon

>>65853487
>>65853410
It's not Puritans, it's because America derived from English culture and Britain was a stuffy, uptight, practical-minded Protestant nation.

>>65858777
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/65839877/#65843922

Samefag

>>65852839
America by far.

France and Russia were degenerate commie-tier revolutions which brought a lot of problems and started periods of decadence.

>>65858959
kek

The American revolution was trying to create a government and the French and Russian ones were trying to remove one.

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The French Revolution changed everything for everyone. In political terms we can pretty much speak of the Western World in pre- and post-Revolutionary terms. 1848, the year of Revolutions in some parts of Europe and concessions in others (Britain and the Netherlands were only able to avoid revolutions by giving in to the demands of pro-revolutionairies, and even that didn't stop the Irish from getting uppity), is sometimes called the afterbirth of the French Revolution, and it's clear why.

The American "Revolution" was not a revolution. A revolution is, as the term implies, revolving: going back to point zero, abandoning established tradition and building something new from the core. America simply had a war of independence that ended in a nation founded on pre-existing trends in European philosophy. This is also why Edmund "muh tradition" Burke approved of the American Revolution, but whined about the Bourbons getting their just desserts.

The Russian Revolution was a gigantic mess, but then again it's based on the drivel that is Marxism. Nobody could ever do that shit right, and it only serves as an example of how not to do things. Other than pseudo-Stalinist North Korea, the Russian Revolution has no real legacy, brought no real change to countries that weren't shit-tier enough to be skirted by the selfishness that lies at the root of communism. Well, other than cultural Marxism.

>>65852858
>>65853185
Have you guys not scene Les Miserables? France had like 19 revolutions and the whole place sucked after all of them.

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"The kings of Europe would dare challenge us? We throw them the head of a king!"

>>65860039
Danton cul

Grosse merde révolutionnaire

>>65859992
But america did start from scratch and build something new.

They even used some ideas they got from the natives about government, it wasnt all cut and paste yuro philosophy. In fact, the whole reason many americans were over here in the first place was to get the fuck away from all things european. This sentiment informed all the actions of the founding fathers and led to this unique and now globe spanning social experiment called america. Even to this day Americans tend to shun many european things and ideas, we got our own shit going on. The old world is just that

It was a total revolution, bro

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>>65860025
Shut up, sit down and leave your American exceptionalism at the door.

The first revolution is the one we all know about. No explanation needed. It ended with the restoration of the Bourbons, but on the condition that the gains of the revolution where guaranteed (the charter of 1814, which was incredibly liberal and mostly left the Napoleonic administrative elite intact). The French people accepted, and Louis XVIII was allowed to return (Louis XVII having been executed during the revolution). Louis XVIII would also be the last French king to die in office. In other words, the monarchy was ONLY restored because the Coalition enforced it, the people at large were perfectly fine with Napoleon (remember that the army sent out to arrest him simply followed Napoleon to Paris, even after Napoleon had given them the opportunity to shoot him).

Then Charles X became the next king, and he decided it'd be totally awesome to repeal the Charter of 1814 and return to the pre-Bastille situation. Bad idea, and this nigga had to flee to England before the crowd tore him to pieces. This is where Louis-Philippe comes in and becomes the new king of France. This is also where it's important to READ Les Misérables rather than see it.

Louis-Philippe started out a very liberal king, and therefore very beloved. He returned the tricolor as the French flag (rather than the white royalist flag) and argued for the return of Napoleon's corpse to France (where he stored it in the Dôme des Invalides, where it resides to this very day. Fun fact: Napoleon was only reunited with his son during WWII). But Louis-Philippe once more got a conservative phase and decided that liberalism was shit. He was chased out too, and then you got president Louis-Napoleon, who was then through a referendum declared Napoleon III. Except Napoleon III actually put his money where his mouth is and in the 1860s gave France universal suffrage. Before America has universal suffrage, mind you.

the french revolution ruined europe and the world

the american revolution was just autism

russian revolution was pretty bad but only possible because of the french revolution

desu

>>65860216
>the french revolution ruined europe and the world

French revolution was a mistake.

>>65860025
>>65860192
a tl;dr because Americans have an attention span of 12 seconds: France had "so many" (two more) revolutions because the Coalition forced upon them a monarchy that they did not want and was unwilling to cooperate with the people.

>>65860177
>But america did start from scratch and build something new.
The only thing new they started was a country. It was not a revolution in that established power was removed and rebuilt from scratch, it was merely a war of independence. Unless you of course believe there was also a Venetian revolution.

>>65860216
>the american revolution was just autism
;_;

>>65852839
Everybody (as always) just copied what liked from America.

>>65860177
That's not true at all, America was an extension of English civilisation from it's beginning, it's only later that you decided to become German-Italian-French-Spanish-Portugese-Dutch-English-Scottish-Irish-Polish-Danish-Swedish-Norwegian-Croatian-Turkish-Russian mongrels. Sad.

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>>65860192
>hey guys we're guunna have a revolution
>don't worry though we're only temporarily reestablishing monarchy

>>65860253
Exactly. We copied America but it was complete degenerate bullshit contrarily to your glorious revolution. And I don't even want to talk about the Soviets. What a shame.

>>65860309
Do you think the French voted for the Bourbons? Or that anyone even asked them their opinion? It's called "the Restoration" for a reason, disphit.

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>>65860328
Stay strong Frenchman.

>>65852839
French revolution was a mistake.
Russian revolution was complete shit.

So I guess America by elimination

Funny, 4chan is the only place on Earth where you'll find French monarchist, if they pulled that shit in public they would be laugh at back into inexistence

>>65860393
Restoration of what? Sorry It's 6am and I'm drunk.

>>65856762
>>65856825
>>65859843
>>65860455
Very good posts.

>>65860462
t. shitskin

>>65860263
But the whole reason the first english religious weirdos came here was to get the fuck out of yurp so they could do what they wanted

The overbearing monarchies and stifling class systems got mad old. Why do you think so many carousers and adventurers settled here? People wanted a fresh start in a new land.

I understand what youre saying, the entirety of early american society was an extension of the English because, yeah, colony.

But like any colony over time it gains its own personality and flavor, regardless of its roots.

>the only thing new it started was a country
Well, yeah.
And republican ideals, all motherfuckers are created equal, etc in contrast to europes "if youre not nobility you can fuck all the way off" mentality

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>>65860462
Yup. We should all think of that. On average, the people who come here and voice their opinions are scum.

Free voices. Yet, on average, scum.

>>65860540
C'est la vie, mon brave

>>65860522
>But like any colony over time it gains its own personality and flavor
shart flavour, maybe

>>65860487
>t. shitskin
Read my previous summary of the post-Revolutionary period. Royalfags try to depict the French Revolution as a big mistake that ruined everything, yet the monarchy was given THREE chances: the restoration under Louis XVIII, the second chance under Louis-Philippe and another restoration under the Comte de Chambord (who refused because of A FUCKING FLAG).

The Royals were given three separate chances, which is three more than most other monarchies, to clean up their act. And they failed. Monarchists are basically saying "fourth time's a charm, a-amirite?". Bonapartism is the only form of "monarchism" that works, which is also why the Bonapartes are the only rulers dethroned by foreign powers rather than their own people. Even Napoleon III, constantly shat upon by Victor Hugo (who formed the modern perception of the man), was insanely popular with his people prior to the Franco-Prussian war. More so outside of Paris than in it, but the majority of the population was still very much behind him.

>>65860584
Stop bullying please

>>65860235
>It was not a revolution in that established power was removed and rebuilt from scratch, it was merely a war of independence.

Thats exactly what it was.

Beforw the revolution we were a colony of a monarchy. Afterwards we were a ftee standin country with a president and a COMPLETELY new and unique (in the world at that time) system of government

>>65860584
You lot seem to eat up everything we produce, and first, so I wouldnt go getting too uppity, Raheem

>>65860585
I preferred the Empire regime myself, but everything is better than the revolutionary scums.

I sorely dispraise the French revolution.

>>65860694
>I preferred the Empire regime myself, but everything is better than the revolutionary scums.
The empire was literally created to perpetuate revolutionary ideals.

>>65860612
Bruh, where do you think my snide remark about a "Venetian revolution" came from? Venice too liberated itself from Byzantine influence, with more than a little outside help, and founded a republic that was incredibly liberal for its time. Yet you'd be laughed out of the room if you called that a revolution.

This idea of an America as a revolutionary nation rather than one that gained independence and organized itself according to the fancies of the time (ending up a somewhat more liberal version of the Dutch Republic) is pushed in the name of American exceptionalism. Especially this idea that the French Revolution was the "bad" one, the American Revolution the "good" one, and that the horrors of the 20th century could've been avoided if everyone had just listened to America. This is also why you'll see the narrative pushed that Rousseau inspired communism and national-socialism, despite neither Marx nor Hitler ever citing him.

>>65860462
Fuck you retard. Go back to where you come from.

It's because of this Révolution and the DDHC our country is crashing today. Cuck

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>>65860849
>It's because of this Révolution and the DDHC our country is crashing today.
And John Lackland is the reason why the British economy has slipped behind the French economy once again.

>>65852839
France : Free mason-Kikes-Protestant Revolution
America : Free mason-Kike Revolution
Russia : Kike Revolution

None of them

>>65852839
I think I've seen that woman before somewhere

>>65860462
Funny how you are bullshitting

>>65860235
It sounds like you're trying to say that the revolution didn't work.

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French ofc

>>65860917
Aren't FN somewhat Pro Royalist, or at least Jean Marie is?

I could see them supporting the return of the Bourbons to an elected position like the Spanish Monarchy.

>>65860849
t. guy who wants to be a peasant and pay taxes while watching his children die of hunger and mosquito bites

>>65860982
>Aren't FN somewhat Pro Royalist,

Not at all, FN is now an islamic party in favor of the Shariah law.

>>65861017
Well they have the antisemitism I guess....

>>65860934
What isn't there can't work, m8. I'm saying the war of independence worked, I'm saying a republic was established, I'm just saying it was about as much of a revolution as the Dutch Revolt.

>>65860993
t. uneducated eastern yuropoor

>>65860522
The spirit of truth, honour, justice, morality, moderation, individualism, conservative liberty, magnanimity, toleration, enterprise, industriousness, and progress—This IS England.

You do understand Britain had a parliament and voting at the time of the revolution right? Only White men with land who weren't Quakers, Jews or Catholics could vote in 1776 America. Notice WITH LAND. Aka a fucking class system.

America and England were extremely similar in 1776 and it's only after that all your meme ideas came into being. And the constitution is literally meaningless.

>>65861083
>feudal france: 900 flying jennies
>non-feudal great britain: 20.000 flying jennies

>gb is the home of the industrial revolution
>france is the home of the bloodiest revolution

ok, "educated" western european

>>65861153
See? French revolution was a mistake.

>>65861153
>technological progress = liberalism

yeah, no

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>>65861175

>>65861188
what is your explanation of industrial revolution happening in gb then?

>>65852839
Ours was the best you Paki fuckwit.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
Thanks you based Holland for removing Jock scum.

>>65861188
I think it's more of a sign that the French monarchy was backwards and had no interest in improving the country. After Louis XIV, the last good king of France, the country stood still as the rest of the world improved. It took the Bonapartes (both of them) to drag the country into the industrial age, kicking and screaming.

This is also where the term "industrial revolution" came from: Napoleon III's efforts to turn an almost entirely agricultural country into an industrial one. Unlike Britain, where it happened gradually, in France it happened almost overnight.

>>65860982
FN is republican.

>all these filthy foreigners praising the French revolution because they want to become as degenerate and cucked as we are

kindly fuck off

>>65861269
THIS

>>65861269
Kek, ikr. Funny to see how misunderstood and idealized it is abroad, though.

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>>65861269
>feudal aristocracy wasn't "degenerate"
>feudal peasants weren't "degenerate"

>>65861210
>what is your explanation of industrial revolution happening in gb then?
russia was an absolute monarchy until 1906 (arguably still was after) and industrialised under the Tsar's council of ministers before that

correlation does not equal causation

>>65861269
>Le degeneracy maymay
You say that as if St. Louis was the only king France ever had. The late kings weren't exactly bastions of virtue.

>>65861362
Most royalists see themselves as temporarily inconvenienced nobles and kings as flawless father figures.

>>65861269
Thomas Alexandre Dumas, a black man living in France in the 19TH CENTURY had 40+ white french mistresses and impregnated god knows how many French women. He wasn't even a good looking black man, he was fat and ugly.

>ah yes, the virtues of revolutionary france

>>65861365
>russia was an absolute monarchy until 1906 (arguably still was after) and industrialised under the Tsar's council of ministers before that
>19th century russia was industrialized

Are you being ironic or something?

>>65861400
Sorry, Alexandre Dumas. Thomas Alexandre Dumas was the black general fighting for France in the Napoleonic wars.

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>>65861400
And the same goes today. Now you can see the revolutionary heritage on a large scale.

>>65861419
>By 1890 Russia had about 32,000 kilometers of railroads and 1.4 million factory workers, most of whom worked in the textile industry. Between 1860 and 1890, annual coal production had grown about 1,200 percent to over 6.6 million tons, and iron and steel production had more than doubled to 2 million tons per year.

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>>65861400
>>65861439
>Alexandre Dumas
>Wrote his most famous works during the July Monarchy
>His most famous book, the Three Musketeers, is a celebration of the monarchy
Kingcuck. Unlike his based revolutionary father.

>>65861470
People still idealize France as still being how it was in the Belle Epoque over here, much as some Americans/Japanese view Britain as still being socially in the Victorian Era.

Even when France was homogenous there were still huge social issues. Islam is the greatest plague facing our societies that will have to be dealt with in time, but I think people glamorize the past a little too much.

>>65861474
>ndustrial growth was significant, although unsteady, and in absolute terms it was not extensive. Russia's industrial regions included Moscow, the central regions of European Russia, St. Petersburg, the Baltic cities, Russian Poland, some areas along the lower Don and Dnepr rivers, and the southern Ural Mountains.

>>65861570
All of this due to the DDHC and the Revolutionary """value""". Thanks again.

>>65860522
>Had slavery
>no universal suffrage
>after slavery, Jim Crow laws well into the XX century
>"all motherfuckers are created equal"

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>>65861470
>revolutionary heritage
Oho?

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Quotations_on_Islam_from_Notable_Non-Muslims
>Voltaire
>Tocqueville
>Montesquieu
Some of the biggest influences on the revolution hated Islam.
>Inb4 that one quote from Napoleon praising Islam
>In Egypt
>To his Egyptian allies
>While ignoring his reflections on Christ in St. Helena
And let's not forget De Gaulle, mister 5th Republic, and how much he believed Islam and France were incompatible, to the point where modern "French"men"" call him a racist.

Isn't it easy, claiming that the problem started in 1789 (though Paris didn't suddenly have Muslim slums in 1802) and that restoring royal power will suddenly solve the problem? That's the problem with idiots: they want easy answers to complex problems, truth be damned.

>>65861570
True dat, socially even the worst slums in modern France are palaces compared to the old Bidonvilles. That said, France recovered from social inequality. Whether it can recover from Islamification remains to be seen. Chances are Paris will end up like Constantinople.

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>>65857639
>dude permanent revolution lmao
"no"

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>>65861570
>>65861612

>>65852839
America didn't have a revolution, and the best one was the English revolution.

What about the Mexican Revolution? What was that one about anyway?

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>>65853487
Because memes are retarded.
>>65853442
>

>>65862436
>mexican
Who cares

>>65862436
i think it was a bunch of socialist nonsense like all latino politics

>>65852839
China...cultural revolution cleared quite well with their past...

>>65856271
>>65856360

Also the german nobles just sold you serfs and laughed.

No wonder they changed sides to the murricans.

>>65856593
I think this is fair, why should you give you anything after you pissed away the best agreement any EU nation had?

I don't care what Germans think because soon they won't exist. 34% of Germans under 5 are foreigners, and they keep accepting more refugees. Kek.