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Class system edition
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essex
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reminder not to participate in hate speech
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>>65844793
Britain had more social mobility in 1950 than it does now.
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>>65844837
i hate you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8psonzGc2T0

this one REALLY made me think
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>he doesn't play as medic
fucking leeches
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Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!

ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaay!
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>>65844793
me in the back
cheshire on the floor (the dog)
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pakis out
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maisie
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What will Peter Hitchens moan about once we've brought back grammar schools and kicked out the foreigners?
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>>65844886
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>>65844896
me right
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>>65844793
top left is a qt, i would let her clean my floors for a low wage
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>>65844894
>pakis out
In the UK expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person's colour, race, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, or sexual orientation is forbidden.[1][2][3] Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden.[4] The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.[5]
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business idea: become rich and murder gold diggers as a serial killer
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>>65844793
Brits have always been ugly it seems.
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>>65844934
>>65844935
>>65844939
FOY
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>>65844911
his brothers infinite superiority

the good die young
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>HES STAYING IN YET AGAIN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
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Did someone say trains?
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>>65844939
wrong
pic is me, I'm 100% English and a 8/10
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I have a fetish for Victorian clothing tbqh.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGuhX5AmjuA

This game was pretty spooky
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>>65844979
hahahaha
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Lads I was only pretending to be a paki, i swear.
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Weird to think every child in this picture is dead now.
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>>65845007
ewww
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>>65844984
ok ahmed
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Need a south-American gf lads

Preferably Colombian
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>>65844939
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>>65844979
so are you lol
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ahhhhh
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>>65845024
Wtf are they wearing
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Gimmick idea: type the city in which you live along with '1980's' and post a random image from the time

Pic related
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>>65844984
why dont I look like this
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Class system edition
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>>65844979
What is the difference between Friday night and every other night?
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>>65844980
No.

Nobody
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>>65845054
Something like this.
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>>65845058
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>>65845024
when was this picture taken desu
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>>65845024
We will all be dead one day

Race you
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>>65844980
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>>65845140
Edwardian times.
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>>65845058
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>>65845102
>marlow dentalign orthodontics
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>>65845139
Alright mate?
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>>65845154
i was hoping for a specific year but ok
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>>65845151
not sure how I feel about the 380
it looks too aggressive for a loco that can only go 100 mpg
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Hrmmmm.... amazon is asking me to rate the service for an item that never actually arrived...
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>>65845058
this is a mcdonalds now
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>>65845196
cuck
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>>65845058
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I'm half native English. Pakistani father, English mother. Give me one reason why I'm not English.
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>>65845199
don't like the meme door
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>>65845058
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>>65845058
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>>65845252
You're a muslim.
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>>65845058
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>>65845252
because youre not white and probably muslim
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>>65845196
really made me think
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>>65845196
>leftie has a visible jawline
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Who fucking decided that Miranda Hart and John Bishop were funny?
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starting wanking to bbc lads
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>>65845252
>Paki father
Now fuck off out of my country Ahmed
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billy, you time tripping again?
i can always tell, you know, when you've been time tripping
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the gf
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>>65845252
You're half Paki.
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>>65845333
Twats
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>>65845260
The memedoors are GREAT though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySZtLmS59YY
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>>65845345
Bit weird wanking to the news but eehhahah
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>>65845196
>rows of books on how to call anyone who disagrees with your a racist
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>>65845360
doesn't look like she'd be very good at hunting monsters
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>>65845196
cuck
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>>65845058
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>>65845371
WTF i love scotland now
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>>65845382
don't judge a book by its cover
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H 2 OOOOOOOHHH
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>>65845420
>gif
Shan't be clicking on this one
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>>65845413
>>65845413
EVERYTHING they get is great
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>>65845371
that's bloody cool

my city just replaced its metro rolling stock and it used a train that is 1 unit and you can walk throughout the whole train.

They should have used this, to run shorter train sets at off peak hours
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Colonialism was bad and I feel guilty for being born in a country that benefited from it
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>>65845445
>>65845058
Meant to post this. I just have like 1000 pictures on my desktop with similar names.
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ah yes

mandem transportation
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>>65845484
I think it was alright desu
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>>65845058
couldn't find any results in "your mum's vag 1980s" sorry x
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Colonialism was great and I feel blessed to be born in a country that benefited from it.
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My mum's family is Irish, although the past 3 generations were all born and bred in England. Dad's family has been in England since about 1700, but the surname is actually foreign (Huguenot I think). Am I English or not?
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23 years old and never had a gf and only had sex once
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>>65845410
balding at 9

typical irish genetics
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Going to set an anthem on tinder for a laugh

Any suggestions? Debating pray by take that
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>>65845360
the gf
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>>65845535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU
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>>65845527
>irish
nope sorry x
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see man driving a german whip
he sells drugs and is on the run from the police on suspicion of murder
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>>65845531
21, 22 in a week and a bit, have never had a gf or sex.
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>>65845527
Nah you're a Paddy.

Your dad's alright though
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Colonialism is great and I feel blessed to be born in a country that was a former colony.
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>>65845527
if youre white and have a genetic lineage in england then yes
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On a new computer lads

Post ESSENTIAL images every /brit/poster needs
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between these 2 fine craft microbrews, I never have to go anywhere other than lidl for all my alcohol needs
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>>65845533
t. doesn't even understand what balding looks like
I'm actually impressed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQS34b1Fzus

check out my new vlog guys x
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>>65845058
not much from the 80s in manchester
90s though there's lots of images relating to the trams
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have read 44 books this year
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>>65845472
This sort of train isn't a thing in Canada?
They're used on a load of non-intercity lines outside of the South East of England and London
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see man driving a german whip
on the way home to his barratt newbuild (help to buy available) from a long hard day of managing the call centre
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>>65845541
Good post
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>>65845566
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>>65845560
Good lad.

Savages didn't know what hit em'
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>>65845598
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>>65845587
>not much from the 80s in manchester

Too many bombs
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>>65845535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3k-R2zcF4
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>when the shooter finds you under the table
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>>65845623
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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
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>>65845576
t. butthurt baldy knacker
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>>65845566
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>>65845058
I can just watch Bergerac
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>>65845625

which ones
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>>65845652
fuck off
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>>65845502
drug dealer or trapping
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>>65845598
Not in rapid transit. You cant walk between the carriages when its a bunch of them linked together.
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The fact is that Hitler always wanted to invade Russia and his explanation that it was to save the world of Marxism, which he well analyzed to be a Jewish front, is irreconcilable with his take that Britain was a nation of Aryan brothers and the British Empire ‘necessary’ and a great civilizing force in the world: even at that time it was well known that the British Aristocracy had merged with Jewish Money and that the City of London was the Money Power’s capital.

Hitler was an imperialist who wanted to conquer Russia for the third Reich and intended to kill untold millions of Russians to take their land. His rise and fall gave the Money Power everything it wanted, including the war itself, the Zionist Entity in Palestine, the EU, Soviet domination of Eastern Europe, the destruction of the British Empire, the UN and the Cold War.

We will probably never know whether he was a useful idiot or willing stooge, but while he may have been no worse than his antagonists, he certainly also was no better.
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>>65845642
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>>65845654
t. still doesn't understand what balding looks like
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You have to earn dick, pay hard cash for this hard cock.
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>>65845652
*fucks you in*
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>>65845566
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>>65845655
excellent picture mate
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>>65845566
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>>65845692
third rails scare me

what if someone pushes you onto the tracks and you hit the third rail
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>>65845698
shut up you fucking faggot
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>>65845531

28 years old and never had a gf and never had sex
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http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-housing-idUKKCN1260ZA?il=

>Britain's government will buy unsold homes built by developers using a 2 billion pound fund announced earlier this week

interesting
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Choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f1ig4yX5o
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>when you find the dutch kid that was hiding under the table
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IIIIIIII'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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>>65845566
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>>65845531
>>65845773
>>65845557
31 years old and have never had a gf or had sex.
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gimmick
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>>65845687
that seems silly
in the Underground in London all lines are transitioning to walkthrough trains like this
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>>65845764
>faggot
FOY
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NEED a Shoe0nHead gf
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going to the frat party down by the quad
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>>65845531
23 years old have had a few gfs and have had sex many times
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opening my third rail
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>>65845773
>>65845796
pinnacle runts
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>>65845735
JFs?
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>>65845799
Wossy
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Shan't be swiping right on this specimen
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wanking off to this
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thoughts lads?
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>>65845823
are you like the popular guy on campus?
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The British Computing Society keeps bugging me to become a member

Why
What benefits are there of that
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>>65845760
yeah I always stand way back on the tube
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>>65845850
Link her to me lad
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>>65845803
these arent good because it means running full platform trains at 12pm at night or on the least used lines

really hate when politicians go and spend billions of our dollars without taking everything into consideration
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>>65845862
>damaged
GONNA
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>>65845881
You get to become a member of the British computing society
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>>65845820
She is a paki with a nigger bf
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>>65845886
Was a generic paki trying to pretend she's a light skin black girl

Pure runt
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>no Tim uploads in 4 days

haven't been on /brit/ all week. h-has he been evicted?
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lmfao some wazzock just posted, not in the old thread, but in the old OLD thread hahahahahaha
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>>65845907
sad case
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>>65845906
not a paki
has a white bf
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>>65845296
>>65845302
>>65845347
>>65845363
b8 works everytime
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if I pulled that off would you die it would be extremely painful you're a big guy for you
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>>65845916
The madman!
Anyways, sees you later at the pub?
*doesn't show up*
*reads about the virtues of metaphysics instead*
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>>65845902
>costs £200 a year + a £200 joining fee

pfffftttttttt
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>>65845902
British Computer Shaggers more like
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want a loving wife
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>>65845839
DUTCHMEN OUT OF MY /BRIT/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65845910
yes

he has no internet so he can't do his singing videos
which is why he dubbed himself the silenced singer because he figures that being evicted is silencing him from doing his videos for a few weeks while the broadband gets sorted out
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>>65845910
He's in a new flat.
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>>65845535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYGODWJgR-c
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>>65845949
want a child I can play with and read stories too and wish a good night's sleep
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>>65845531
>>65845557
>>65845796
Do any of you think that it is possible to live a relatively contented, productive, and respectable life alone and sexless?

Surely we men are better than to be bested by a lack of biological needs?
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The ex told me how she wanted to die and felt numb to everything and all I could think of was Linkin Park
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where are tim's kids?

and why is he not committed to an institution?
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>>65845971
yeah

maybe a daughter who turns really fit when she's 17 or so and you can steal all her underwear to wank with
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Reminder that if you post kpop or Tim, I will NOT respond to you and block your posts
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>>65845971
nonce
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>>65845940
>ask question
>get answer
>b-baited

nah
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>>65845951
what does it mean lad
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>>65846010
Nah, I'm not a sicko lad.

>>65846021
>Nonce for wanting to do non-nonce things.
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>>65846025

please stop
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>>65846001
No, I am depressed and lonely, and nothing has any meaning.
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>>65846025
thats a nice boypuss
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>>65846025
the more i look at this the more i want to stick my knob in it
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>>65845971
>want a child I can play with
N O N C E
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>>65846007
with his ex wife

he's not considered a threat to himself or anyone else so there's no point in sectioning him
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>>65846061
Play as in play, not molest.
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>>65846060
Ewwww nigga you gay
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>>65846001
if you focus on everything else like making yourself a better person, socialization, making money, exercise, knowledge etc. the sex will come

focusing on the sex is the number 1 way to not get laid

ignore this if you're a 5/10 or below even without the extra weight and just skip the prolonged sufferning and buy some para cord to end it.
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>>65846022
But I'm fully English and use my knowledge that Brits hate pakis and race mixers to gain (You)s. Therefore making my post bait for responses.
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Get a cheeky little sense of satisfaction when I find a banging choon on Spotify with <1000 plays
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>>65846081
Shut up man, I'll happy slap you to next week dumb gay cunt
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>>65846006
did you ask her if she'd become so numb? perhaps if she could feel you there? If she'd become so tired, maybe? so much more aware, hmm?
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>>65846072
does he even remember them? how old are they?
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>>65846083
>ignore this if you're a 5/10 or below
REEEEEEE
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>>65846103
Only if you use your willy hard man
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>i listen to music
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>>65846117
who knows

and who knows again
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19 years old and i've never had a job

AMA
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>>65846136
>not knowing what happy slapping is

it is a popular british past time. read up on it, dumb yank
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how many chicks do you think james francos brother has fucked
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hehe
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Need a bf
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Just watched Birth of a Nation

Really shit film. I'm also getting pretty bored of being told that America was built by slaves when literally a tiny percentage of Americans even owned slaves and America existed before slavery was brought to the nation
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What femdom sub-fetish should I masturbate to tonight lads?
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>>65846168
No
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>>65846165
im 18 and i've already had 4 jobs

get off your fat ass you leech
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>>65846101
I submit fake takedown requests on YouTube when I find a tune with less than 1000 views so no one else can hear it but me ever again
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doing a miserable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOENZediM8
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>>65845957
>>65845958

happy he's got a new place. was sure they'd send him off to the funny farm never to be seen or heard from again
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>>65846207
smoking
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The imperial yeomanry lads
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>>65846205
bad goy
>>
What actually happened to Tim lads? I mostly ignore Timposting but I gave his Twitter a cheeky visit and now I'm curious.
>>
>>65846234
Cunt

Wondering why all my saved jpop vids keep disappearing
>>
>>65846233

easy for you to say considering you've got plenty of job experience

meanwhile no one wants to hire a 19 year old grown up with zero experience
>>
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Absolutely SCREECHING at the thought of all the women in the world who can't comprehend metaphysics.
>>
>im 18
>19 years old

get a life kiddos
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>>65846205
Birth of a Nation is an amazing movie. What the fuck are you talking about?

A little long but still breddy gud.
>>
>>65846244
Wonder if he'll make any new videos, since the original series was him trying to document any funny business that went on.
>>
I can't cum without shouting at full volume

"I'M CUUUUUUUUUUUUMING!"
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can't wait for Christmas comfy posting lads
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>>65846278
>19 year old
>grown up
>>
>>65846266
he got evicted and had to move to a new flat

new chapter in his life
>>
>>65846294
Why yes I also enjoy silent films

Fedora pic is implied
>>
wonder who will be plotting against Tim next

cannot wait for a dpd van to drive past whilst he's filming a video desu
>>
normdrones at work are baffled when i elucidate the finer points of kierkegaard and nietzsche

one of them saw a camus book on my desk and asked "why do you have a book about how to kill yourself?"
>>
>>65846321
gonna share some comfy images of my backyard enveloped in snow
>>
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS
>>
>>65846328
No before that, what happened to him to make him lose his wife and kids and appear to be in a permanently unhealthy mental state?
>>
I look forward to the new season of Tim in a few weeks
>>
>>65846386
er ok
>>
>>65846345
It's not like I have a collection of silent movies. It's just one of the best movies ever made. It's kind of embarrassing that you haven't seen it desu.
>>
>>65846386

I take it you're the 18 year old
>>
haven't had snow in years

snowed several times for 5 minutes during the summer though
>>
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>>65846321
>tfw there's a comfy little pub that hasn't been remodelled for 30 years at the end of my street

Comfy times ahead my lads
>>
>>65846386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f10yTpZzuv4
>>
I was born to lead
>>
>>65846278
you probably failed the tests they gave you.
ie youre a mong with 0 tact
>>
Somebody kill me please.
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You lot are nothing more than a number to me.
>>
>>65846433
nah that faggot probably collects bennies
>>
would fight any one of you cunts
>>
ten toes ten toes
>>
>>65846443
You were born to suck cock, sir! ;-)
>>
>>65846406
schizo desu
>>
>>65846444

i don't even apply for jobs because i know they wont want to hire a fully grown man with no experience.
>>
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>>65846454
>>
>>65846370
Yeah but they're probably getting laid right now whereas you're alone and posting on a Jamaican IRC server. /lit/ btfo once again.

t. /lit/
>>
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>>65846433
20
>>
Listening to a bit of Musique Tantrique lads
>>
>>65846428
>>65846509
Mad man
>>
>>65846490
that makes you twice as retarded
>>
>>65846493
Good lads 2bqh
>>
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>>65846493

get with the times grandpa, pic related is the new 5 dollar bank note.
>>
>>65846497

more like they're looking after their hideous spawn who scream and shit and vomit everywhere, don't envy them one bit.
>>
>>65846532
you're right, he should waste his time applying for jobs that he'll only get rejected from
>>
Sex is fun and all but you've got to be a massive gimp to prioritise it desu
>>
>>65846370
>camus book

you're like .... so gay .. and edgy
>>
one of my friends is complaining because his preordered video game is delayed

runt life
>>
Brit on holiday

Just got back from Costco. Keep seeing lots of American flags on business fronts and homes as expected, but actually shocked to see so many Mexican flags alongside them. Even on government/council/etc buildings.
What the actual fuck is going on? Do Americans hate being American? Are they just laying down and waiting for Mexico to reclaim California as their own?
>>
Moving to the UK

Getting nice little flat in Marlow

Get this: my next door neighbour is a dentist office

Bit odd but wahey
>>
>>65846549
cant you self-defeating runts just off yourselves?
YOU DONT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY
>>
bed sleep night
>>
>http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/10/06/yahoo-ceo-marissa-mayer-led-illegal-purge-of-male-employees-lawsuit-charges/

ah yes, female CEOs
>>
>>65846417
>>65846368
wonder was the dentist aware of literally any of this? sure he knew he had a mental neighbour (we all have one at some point) but did he ever find out about the bizarre ranting and subsequent memeing that followed here?
>>
>>65846574
oh believe me I have tried applying for jobs that are out of my reach
literally a waste of time 99% of the time
>>
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has anybody ever been stabbed ITT? What does it feel like?
>>
>>65846542
no one cares
>>
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>>65846493
are lizzie
>>
>>65846613
not good
>>
>>65846613
bit gay
>>
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>>65846572
>>
>>65846613
It hurts
>>
>>65846557
I want sex so I can have kids desu.
>>
>>65846562

his third eye is welded shut, what a braindead larval robot
>>
who recognises this lad

>>65846613
like you're being stabbed
>>
>>65846613
My bf has stabbed my mouth and arse with his cock
>>
Nobody cares about your problems.
Nobody cares about how lonely you are.
Nobody cares about your fears and regrets.
You were born alone, you'll live alone, you'll die alone.
You think your problems matter more when they're nothing compared to most others.
You are pathetic.
>>
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Has anybody ever died ITT? What does it feel like?
>>
>>65846671
liberating
>>
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>>>/pol/91900981
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>>65846671
very nice
>>
cara is such a shit actress.
whoever is responsible for this nepotism should be scrutinised before a parliamentary committee
>>
watching porn and this yanks cut cock is hilariously disgusting
>>
>>65846597
dunno
someone here booked Tim an appointment at the dentist and vinay called the police on him lmao
>>
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has anybody ever been ITT? What does it feel like?
>>
quite concerned about conspiracy theories 2bh lads
>>
Michael Bublé, an excuse to get fat, go for a drink every evening and not be looked down upon, comfy feels etc, etc

Love Christmastime
>>
>>65846690
cara has a nice voice and face
that will do fine
>>
>>65846619

fuck off
>>
>>65846683
ayy lmao
>>
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Has anybody ever been to poo poo ITT? What does it feel like?
>>
>>65846723
Which ones?
>>
>>65846690
shes shit because shes not actually an actress

shes a model who wanted to be an actress and used her fame and influence to be one

shes not like other actors who went through years of acting school to become a proper actor
>>
used to think bipolar disorder was a load of shit but I've really changed my tune recently for some reason
>>
Had my finger chopped off tbqh lads waheey
>>
>>65846737
her fucked up androgeny worked for the witch but as dr june moore she was just a bad actress
>>
making sex moaning noises as other people who live in my building walk past my door

lol
>>
>>65846629
>>65846542

very cute that you're so enamoured with a shiny bio-survival token

keep slaving away for those mammalian territory-status indicators to impress the fellow yokels
>>
>>65846690
nepotism!

That's the word I was looking for weeks ago
>>
>>65846802
i'll chop your WILLY off

*chop chop*

uifvnhuvh vuebhc 7y vg8io che fr8 hcv rhf9 djcnih vsny8 ovv8ed i WAHEYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>65846739
not an argument
>>
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Has anybody ever been to flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 29th of September 2016 ITT? What does it feel like?
>>
>>65846787
i reckon this was strongly implied in my comment.
asking parliamentary committee to scrutinise your redundant replies right now
>>
a pinch of cayenne
and some freshly ground black pepper

enjooooooooooyyyyy
>>
>>65846850
some lad in one of videos was outside while tim was doing his selfie and said "hi tim"

tim then had a spastic attack as to why this guy was saying hi to him and waving
>>
is Trump fucked now?

I'm pretty sure his campaign can just throw any criticisms back at Hilary with all sorts of similar shit Bill has said and done down the years
>>
>>65846775
Like how Trump is repeating his lie about election rigging because he knows the chance of him winning is lowering

There is no good evidence for or reason to believe the election will be rigged, but repeating such a ridiculous claim undermines US democracy because his lemmmings will believe anything he says without question and even normal people may be swayed
>>
>>65846822
dunce
>>
Dear John,

Because the War in Space race is heating up, I felt you should be aware of several factors as you and I schedule our Skype talk.

Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth.

They will not tolerate any forms of military violence on Earth or in space.

The following information in italics was shared with me by my colleague Carol Rosin, who worked closely for several years with Wernher von Braun before his death.

Carol and I have worked on the Treaty on the Prevention of the Placement of Weapons in Outer Space, attached for your convenience.
>>
Going to retract the convertible roof on my car on Christmas Day and blast haven't met you yet by Michael Bublé around my village
>>
I created Salad Fingers

AMA
>>
>>65846902
defeat makes people angrier
>>
>>65846897
Been an ardent supporter of his from the start and had every faith he could win.
Trump has had shit thrown over his campain since day 1 and has had everyone wrapped around his finger.

But this latest story is the first time I thought "Oh fuck, he's screwed"
>>
>>65846890
mostly me
>>
>>65846931
What ur fingers taste of
>>
Why are you lot so retarded?
>>
>>65846921
if i was a qt girl I would hop in tbf
>>
We educate humans about our work with our nonviolent obedient-to-God ETI, Extraterrestrial Intelligence, from the contiguous universe whose mission is to work with our scientists to bring zero point energy here for the purpose of extending life on our fragile Earth.


We fundraise with billionaires only, for carefully selected 501(c)3s who are transforming society.
>>
she wants a man from bantchester
>>
>>65846902
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/07/us/delayed-deportations-illegal-immigrants.html
http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/bombshell-1000-illegal-votes-cast-eight-virginia-localities/
>>
>>65846931
a brit created it actually yank.
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwhb6zJkrI
>>
>>65846977
You following the WikiLeaks stuff too then la? Interesting stuff desu.
>>
>>65846959
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>
she wants a man from the flat spracklen house
>>
>>65847003
Really strange

Maybe just the Clintons messing with everyone since they know the emails will get put out there
>>
>>65846993
i don't really remember doing it, but it might actually have been me
>>
>>65847012
Has somebody actually done this to you?

Might start doing it
>>
It's Friday night and I'm taking bare pingers
Splashing the cash, shagging the mingers
That's my life and I don't care
I'll do what I want, brothers like me are rare
The question is whether you'll dare
To step to me
You little pussy
One swift knock and you'll be on the floor
You're on a stretcher now bursting through the hospital door
What's that sorry? You want more
Nah I didn't think so
Let it be a lesson learnt, don't mess with my or my hard earned
>>
oh my god whose dad is this KEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEE
>>
>>65846977
that's not from wikileaks. it's from http://www.terrimansfield.com/
>>
>>65846977
I also speak to the greater all being all seeing ET creature after vapourising 50mg of DMT
>>
where can I find women that aren't whores
>>
>>65847100
Cornwall
>>
>>65847100
Tesco's lad
>>
>>65847100
adultwork
>>
>>65847100
flat spracklen house
>>
>>65847100
byrants bottom
>>
she wants a man from tesco extra bristol self checkouts staff
>>
>>65847100
church
>>
>>65847100
birthplace
>>
>>65847171
diggy diggy dj brown nose the lass and it goes dodge mc massive new monkey
>>
>>65847100
Riyadh
>>
only rorkes believe amanda knox is innocent right ?
>>
>>65847171
which one are you the short fat asian bloke?
>>
figure this "all women are whores" meme derives from an undercoverage bias against normal women since theyre less likely to interact with the opposite sex
>>
>>65847266
Sexy ladies can't be criminals
>>
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>>65846902
>There is no good evidence for or reason to believe the election will be rigged

LMAO

This is common knowledge that the elections are rigged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEzY2tnwExs

I thought we could talk about some really out there and interesting to think about conspiracies. Not every day bullshit we all already know you fagit
>>
*your heart pounds rapidly as i walk past your foxhole*
>>
>talking with dad about his crb check
>he tries sending me a pdf
>file:///Users/peter/Downloads/List%20of%20acceptable%20ID%20for%20CRB%20checks%20(3).pdf

ah yes
>>
shoreditch car park
>>
>>65847326
Not clicking that shit Pete
>>
>>65847305
they went after her because they could see it in her eyes and she does actually have a killer stare
>>
>>65847345
best post I have seen this year, absolutely screeching
>>
Trump is absolutely fucked
>>
>>65847319
thought you died in cave
>>
>>65847313
t. flat earther
>>
>>65847350
he hates being called pete
>>
>>65845675

neat flag
>>
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please kill me
>>
>>65847326
wait can you not send stuff this way ??
>>
>>65847437
didn't read a single word of this
>>
>>65847313
they're good goyim
>>
>>65847414
pete fleet
>>
>>65847392
>>65847392
atleast post the fucking video you useless yank shithouse
>>
>>65847396
*hears your nasaly voice from inside the foxhole*
Hahaha, i've got you now!
*points my flamethrower at you and incinerates you with sticky napalm*
>>
>>65847464
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37593392
>>
benzos and acid, yay or nay?

will it make me want to sleep for 12+ hours but unable to?
>>
redditors making my blood boil

god I fucking hate their uppity attitudes
>>
what do girls feel when they rub their labia
>>
>>65847508
oh my days you spastic you cant ask that its sexist
>>
>>65847503
Someone's mad his racist/bigoted post got downvoted!
Stay away from my website.
*glares*
>>
>>65847508
You knowwhen you have blue balls and finally get the chance to start jacking it?

That
>>
>>65847266

there is no forensic evidence against her
>>
>>65847523
i consider myself as a girl on account of my clitoris sized penis
>>
>Jill Stein
>Stein
>Green Party
>Jewish

oh say can you see .by the dawns early light
>>
>>65847553
>blue balls
>jacking it

never FOY'd so hard in my life
>>
>>65847414
Well Petey boy can suck it
>>
>>65847171
syria
>>
>>65847503
If you have contact with redditors you are a redditor.
>>
>>65847578
>>blue balls
there is no brit expression for this. prove me wrong
>>
major tune

www DOT youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>
watching the new louis lads
>>
>>65847617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcPczPd5IM8
>>
know redditors irl.
their only contribution to conversation is random facts they read on reddit
>>
>>65847497
ah yes
lets bring up a comment made by someone in a semi-private conversation over 10 years ago

If we did that for everyone we would live in total anarchy
>>
sometimes I briefly forget certain words have a different meaning irl than they do on 4chan

>hear some guy randomly shout 'I'm euphoric'
>assume he's going on some fedora rant to his m8s
>turns out he's just some guy who was having a particularly good night out
>>
Listening to some covers by Boyce Avenue
AMA
>>
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>
Bollocks are absolutely tumified, lads
>>
>>65847668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSGMg8GTLw
>>
What are you lads drinking tonight?
>>
dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>
someone hat the irish
>>
>>65847684
Youtube doesn't work on my computer so I'm carefully typing out this URL on my phone keyboard.

This had better be worth it.
>>
>>65847694
not a question
>>
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>>
big tune

RqxEhQBEx7E
>>
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>the irish
>>
>>65847732
>honoring
>>
>>65847730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSUwU7J5omg
>>
suffering from chockablock cock, lads
>>
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>>65847652
>Wah why do words have consequences :'(
>>
>>65847770
haha did a cheeky copy paste, didnt even notice the yankism

>>65847777
good numbers
>>
testes are teeming, lads
>>
>>65847768
good lad
>>
>>65847824

>>65847824

>>65847824
>>
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>>65847732
Interesting post m8

Here's Kitler participating in operation Barbarossa
>>
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People who aren't at least 99.00% British and have any non-european shit should be kicked out of the UK
>>
got engorged gonads, lads
>>
>>65847792
My point is that if we take into account every little comment politicians have ever made, even before their career in politics, we wouldn't get anywhere
>>
>>65847406
http://www.wnd.com/2016/10/voter-fraud-much-more-widespread-than-virginia-pennsylvania/
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