what an awful thread

would be embarrassed if i made this

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Terrible thread

>>65842407
Anti-wew

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>>65842395
>>65842407
>>65842395
>what an awful thread
>would be embarrassed if i made this
>>65842407
>Terrible thread

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>>65842457
How do you mean?

Good thread with a nice picture of King Charles I

such a bad thread holy cannoli~

sucks being reflective and intelligent tbqh. wish i were an unfeeling thoughtless ape like everybody else.

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>>65842346
So are people just a game to you OP?

didn't read lol

How many times have you lads listened to the new Hannah Diamond song today?

https://youtu.be/vmgp7MHzmBM

How easy is it for an American to fuck your women?

>>65842519
sup reviewbrah

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need a bang average gf with no hobbies or interests that is nice and has a sense of humour similar to mine and just wants to sit in every night and cuddle and watch films

>>65842407
>>65842395
You can tell these are people who have had the exact strategy laid out in the OP used on them and fallen for it hook line and sinker.

howling

>it's a "I haven't held a job for longer than 3 months" episode

ah yes

>>65842530
Zero (0)

>>65842530
Didn't know about this, thanks for the link lad

hmm

>>65842536
No different for an Englishman lad.

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>>65842547
You basically just described having a bf

Have you considered being gay?

>>65842488
You "Wew" pics that make your weewee happy
You "Anti-wew" pics that make your weewee sad

>>65842536
It's difficult for any fatso with a tiny penis to fuck women, not just Americans

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pengting

>>65842519
what if in reality every black crack head with shit for brains you passed by on the street was having a very rich internal life. those people are living life in HD and yet you judge them #baka

>>65842601
they do exist, I've had one before

>>65842627
really flows off the tongue this one

>>65842627
whatsapp iphone too

Been doing this new gimmick over the last couple of years where I make no attempt to chase after women and mostly ignore them if they try to get to know me, but make sure I stay in great shape and dress fashionably so I'm at my most attractive. It's been a resounding failure desu, and I get very little attention from women - however I've noticed that if one girl gets interested, another couple will come along and show interest at the same time. Convinced that girls don't care about whether they personally find a guy desirable or not, so long as other people validate he is desirable.

>>65842520
yes but only because i'm an autist and can't view them as people properly due to what i've said in OP

don't blame me autism is literally a genetic thing, maybe it's a good survival startegy

>>65842536
just going to have to test it out by going there irl

who /clusterheadaches/ here

>>65842547
Girls are ultra-normies, they always want to 'go out' and 'be with people'. Fucking weirdos

>>65842666
paki girls (male) and the white ones too

>>65842547
why would you want a gf who has no hobbies or interests

thats how people end up murdering each other, get so tired of their boring gf/wife

>>65842666
>>65842732
don't understand

>>65842759
2, 1

>>65842704
not me i microdose mushrooms 4 times a week to stave off the cluster headaches

>>65842704
alri haha

>>65842745
They should've stopped him, I don't run out of bars
Just like Chip, I don't run out of bars
Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make fuckboys run out of bars
Big 45 might bun out your clart

basically getting that dream job comes down to one thing:

if the HR lady finds you attractive or not.

>>65842782
will supermarket standard mushrooms do?

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>finally runts who go """clubbing""" get what they deserve

Help me out lads please
I thought i was over my depression, but it's back and im drunk as fuck. I haven't self harmed in 4 months, but im afraid i'll cut myself tonight. What do i do? I don't want to go down that path again

Feelin real fuckin sad, lads

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>>65842759

>>65842759
>tfw a girl i liked in 9th grade wore sandals like the one on the left
>she had super nice feet

one day another girl looked at the qt girls feet and was like "god you have such nice feet" and i agreed internally... pretty weird thing to say to another girl in public but it was the truth.....

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>when you realise your life is just a sub-par gimmick

>>65842805
>ever having any contact with HR apart from confirmation of interview dates during the recruitment process

l
m
a
o

>monster hunter 2 is still downloading

REEEE

feel like topping myself

>>65842884
i'll be your bottom :3

>>65842821
think they need to be of the psilocybin kind 2bh

>>65842834
Here's an idea to try - don't self harm

It's really that fucking easy. I talk to cutters all day and it always comes down to them having no other coping mechanism.

so just get black out drunk instead if you literally can't stop yourself downing a load of paracetomol or slicing yourself open

WHY is it so difficult to find a pretty, down to earth girl lads?

Don't want someone that's hot or anything, just somebody that I can laugh and joke with and also stick my cock in every now and then. Really wish girls would stop trying to emulate the kardashians

>>65842842
2 6 3

POWER GAP

1 5 4

>>65842610
Speak for yourself m8. I'm 6'4" blond eyes and blue hair, 10" dick.

don't care about haiti

>>65842834
shut up you fucking bender

>>65842870
never been employed somewhere important then?

:^)

>>65842834
just jump in front of a high speed train you loser

>>65842927
The 1804 Haiti massacre was a massacre carried out against the remaining white population of native Frenchmen and French Creoles (or Franco-Haitians) in Haiti by Haitian soldiers by the order of Jean-Jacques Dessalines who had decreed that all those suspected of conspiring in the acts of the expelled army should be put to death.[1]

Got a girls number today lads :)

>>65842914
> Really wish girls would stop trying to emulate the kardashians

stop meeting women at night clubs


start frequenting libraries, churches, and pumpkin patches instead.

>>65842939
largest defence contractor in the uk

perhaps

>>65842907
What is a "coping mechanism" and how do I get one?

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.

Heisenberg turns to the other two and says:

Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?

Gödel replies:

We can't know that because we're inside the joke.

Chomsky says:

Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.

>>65842966
llf

Squads of soldiers moved from house to house, torturing and killing entire families.[5] Even whites who had been friendly and sympathetic to the black population were imprisoned and later killed.[6] A second wave of massacres targeted white women and children.[6]

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>start frequenting libraries, churches, and pumpkin patches instead.

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>>65842966
>pumpkin patches

got a perfect 160 on mario kart double dash all cup tour 150cc lads
very impressed with myself

>>65842949
>>65842928
Fuck you. Honestly, get fucked you ignorannt cunts.

>>65842835
>those teeth...

definitely british

>>65842961
whatsapp or iphone

have to wait until 9 for my brother to pick me up for fuck sakes

>>65843020
probably wasn't a peng ting so android

lol!

>>65843020
just a normal number but its on whatsapp now :)

not going to try and work this gimmick out

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>>65842980
>tfw too intelligent to find this joke funny

>>65843033
LOL! android users are smelly vigins hahaha!

>>65843046
I WAS ON THE ROADS WHEN DIZZEE MADE I LUV YOU (YOU YOU)

>>65842996
*prints out 1 million sheets of paper about white people killing black people throughout history*

hows that then

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>>65842914

women are just big children, automaton robots at the mercy of cultural conditioning

>>65842971
>What is a "coping mechanism" and how do I get one?

Scream into a pillow, write erotic self insert fanfic, see a gp or mental health professional, shitpost loudly on /r9k/ about how women are bitches and to blame for all your problems, self medicate with alcohol until you puke your guts out the 5th night in a row.

Anything that resolves your issues other than "you know what, punching a wall until I fracture my knuckles seems like a solid idea that will help"

wait 2 sec lads

*sparks this zoot*

>>65842970
haha yes and my dad owns nintendo!

>>65843078
yes and you're much more interesting aren't you

>>65842980
got the heisenberg and godel parts but had to look up chomsky tbqh

>>65843011
it's just banter mate

>>65843078
this image is incredibly depressing

my dad could beat the absolute shit out of your dads

keep getting called a shirt lifter because I love elton john

posts slags that i can wank to

>>65843078
take pictures of what most guys write on those sites and i'm sure its going to be either pretty boring to read like that or even pretty cringeworthy in some cases

>>65843099
Yeah m8 he posts with the top minds on /brit/

>>65843123
my dad would shag your dad

>>65842996

Just like the useful idiot whites of today who support terrorists like BLM.

>>65842355
You just talk to people outside of lectures that are in your class lad. It's not rocket science.

Also:
>Not talking during lectures
Nerd.

>>65843157
*posts your sister*

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really made me think

>>65843123
my dad could suck your dad off in the blink of an eye fucker

>>65843078
Replace wine with gin, it's far more popular at the moment.

t. barman

>>65843099

I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.

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Could you get behind this?

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what swear word is this?

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>>65843157

playing a techno song

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>>65843078

>>65843266
name is too french

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>>65843157

>>65843267
b*gg*r

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>>65843309

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>>65843216
"i only weight 250lb!" he laughed

"i'm only 200!!" i screamed

>>65843266
annex ireland too

>>65843267
bender

>>65843267
Bearrr

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>>65843092
hmm?

>>65843157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrMqYpgK_U

>>65843164

Most of the guys seem to put in a lot more effort than that. the women don't need to, they're merely a fucktoy for cock and don't need to be funny or smart they can get cock on demand regardless of their terrible personalities.

>>65843309
what a disgusting creature

>>65843344
Reported to the cia for leaking secrets

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>>65843344

>>65843344
welldone you've pulled up the BAE systems logo on your monitor

>>65843267

underage cunt

>>65843393
probably shouldn't have cropped it as much tbf
but it's my id badge
and i cba doing it again

>>65843266
not as long as there is water between you

>>65843358
>Most of the guys seem to put in a lot more effort than that.

aahaha oh shit niggas haha hes been looking for guys profiles lmaoooo

>>65843265
(((Sartre)))

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475486038645.webm
me in the suit

>>65843344
With fine fellows like you behind the wheel, I'm sure this country is safe

should i meet my friend at the pub for food and drinks or wait until around 9pm (in about 3 and a half hours) for my brother to pick me up and get free food at home?

>>65843291

imagining how awful her brummie accent is

>>65843404
this is why most cultures historically didn't let women vote, its a survival disadvantage

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html
he's finished

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gf just emailed me this

need a girl to let me have sex with her and who won't have sex with anyone but me

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>>65843439

the internet gf wants to take things to the next level

i'm telling her my last name

>>65843512
honeytrapped

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/781587331061022720

haha

>>65843489
what kind of narcissistic slag gets in front of the mirror and films herself doing this

>>65843489
want to violently choke her until she passes out

you can just tell the dirty whore loves that kind of shit

someones stealing my gimmicks again

>>65843486
> saying that “when you’re a star, they let you do it”

well, he isn't wrong

>>65843509
Haha what do you think this is granddad, 1932?

>>65843489
She's got the autism

>>65843544
good looking people are full of themselves

they need to be in a camera lens 24/7

>>65843541
idgi why would she have the game

>>65843546
hot

she'd probably cum uncontrollably while being choked 2bh

>>65843584
bet the mentalist just skives off at work and plays it for entire shift

>>65843541
his birds a cracker

>>65843603
3 4 1 2

>>65843404
biologically, a woman being submissive to men from other "tribes" is a good thing genetically. if they resist, they die. if they go along with it, their genes get passed on. the same doesn't happen for men. the men of the tribe just get killed or get enslaved, so even if they have a 50% chance of losing the fight and dying, it's still better than the 0% chance of survival if they're conquered

“I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it,” Trump is heard saying. It was unclear when the events he was describing took place. The tape was recorded several months after he married his third wife, Melania.

“Whoa,” another voice said.

girls don't cum, end this sick gimmick right now

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>his master plan to get tim evicted worked

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https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/783173647514992640

>cold out
>sweating
is he our guy?

>>65843660
>keep going keep going i'm gonna cum

t. no bird you've ever been with

Currently lusting over a 10/10 qt with short hair thats dyed blue. She's a very nice person and she's attractive too, but she literally identifies as "gender fluid".

Is this a retarded phase she'll grow out of, or is she mentally ill? Need to know before I gf her

All I want to be is a cute magical girl.

>>65842966
Met my ex in person and she went from some sort of churchgoing girl into a club night slag

Checked her Instagram and the only lads that give her attention are runt tier niggers and Filipinos who comment 'peng' on her pictures

She fucked another lad whilst we weren't on good terms and only day after I tried to fix things with her. She then got angry when I told her to fuck off out of my life

Lost all faith in women desu

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>>65843603
>that Howard Stern episode where the girl he had on said she pissed herself on purpose at least 3 times because she didn't want to miss a single song at the festival she was at

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>go to job interview
>try to put on a smile and a positive attitude
>HR people see right through it because my of my dead expression in my eyes

ah yes

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Who /workingalldaytomorrow/ here?

>>65843702
>right there
>don't stop

>>65843713
It means sometimes she'll want to get a strap-on on me shove it up your arse

>>65843757
*cramp starts creeping up your leg*

fannies don't exist. i've never seen one IRL.

>>65843743
>hr conducting interviews

absolutely pleb

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>tfw fucking an ugly fat girl and she's moaning super loudly because she wants you to feel like you're competent at sex so you keep fucking her and try to lure you into a relationship
i would've kept fucking her indefinitely but she started wanting me to hang out with her friends

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me when i read /brit/

>>65843773
*Feel the nutt about to bust before she does*

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>>65843702
>asks you if she can cum
>tell her no not yet
>she does anyway

>>65843808
I wouldn't even be able to get hard with a fat girl

>>65843724
ah yes the token absolutely gay faggot with the group of girls
I bet him hanging around with them won't have ANY adverse affect on him
oh no no
wouldn't think such a thing

maybe it's because i'm a londonder that i love london town but london's foul, london's a merry go round, a cycle of life full of ups 'n downs

>>65843812
wish this had stayed as a /lat/ meme 2bh
those long image macros insulting your posts are hillarious

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>>65843724
why are british girls so ugly compared to north american girls?

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lost control lads

really mad how you can pay a bit of money to go 30,000 feet in the air halfway across the world

>>65843812
i miss these little guys

find fat people absolutely repulsive

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is it possible to die of loneliness

I haven't had a friend since school which was about 9 years ago

I'm not an autistic mess either, I'm fairly attractive, friendly, people seem to enjoy my company, I've had several gfs

I don't understand

>>65843812
are you the jock

>>65843867
>no cherry mx brown switches

>>65843740
Do you realise how incredibly common that is? I went to a festival once and some bird was sprawled out in the mud, legs akimbo, pissing up into the air as some lad leaned down and tried to catch it all in his mouth.

>>65843862
2 7 5 3

POWER GAP

1 4 6

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>>65843717

>>65843879
I love Target I was just there a few hours ago desu

>>65843862
they're not, it's called cherrypicking

>>65843879
feel like I will end up like this

do you work? maybe unfortunate circumstances, not making the effort, etc

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lads

Where are you lads working that HR are conducting your interviews?

Literally never been interviewed by HR. What's the point, you're not workignw ith them and how could they possibly understand the intricacies of your specialism?

wonder how many kiddies they all fiddled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZvPtzFyrSM

>>65843916
probably call centre monkeys

>>65843881
must be tough being universally hated 2bqh

>>65843907
>>65843879
yeah target is pretty chill

its like a more relaxing version of walmart

>>65843886
good lad

>>65843915
that hips and tummy WEW

>>65843912
yes I work, I do everything I'm supposed to, I don't know why it ended up like this

Playing Far Cry Primal lads, need a cave woman gf desu senpai a lam

>>65843879
me in the future minus the gfs

If I'm honest I'm definitely more of a Jake Gyllenhaal or a Joseph Gordon-Levitt than a Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum

Normie girls just aren't attracted to me lads. Tinder is a nightmare for me.

>Having a HR department

llf @ plens

>>65843887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrQepQMBzsE

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>turn up to an interview for your dream job
>40 year old hr lady leads you into a room
>she sits down next to this guy

what do?

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>>65843862
Lads have lower standards

>>65843851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKrIOrU0RQ

>>65781586
>>65781586
>>65781586
>>65781586

>>65843916
>working

ahaha

ha

shitty low end office jobs with giant hr departments that do everything
call centres too

>>65843949
And less guns
And less white trash
And less brown trash
And less black trash
And not shitty products
And products you'll actually use

>>65843789
Where does girl wee come from then?

>>65843980
think the only purpose of hr at my company is to make the gender balance number looks better lmao

>>65843981
classic dano

>>65843879
yes
not memeing look up lack of social support and how it affects mental and physical illness

Only girls that are attracted to me are geeks, hipsters, Asians and old women

Not complaining but just imagine being a tonk Norman who plows through generic dental nurse types every weekend

>>65843986
>ALRI MR K POP WAHEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

>>65843981
I can't tell if he did that on purpose or not.

Festivals are the most disgusting shit I've ever been near.

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>>65843986
tell him I like apink and get hired

>>65843736
>niggers
>nigger
In the UK expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person's colour, race, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, or sexual orientation is forbidden.[1][2][3] Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden.[4] The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.[5]

>>65844023
>And less guns
>implying that's a positive thing

fag

>>65844065
inb4 alri matt

>>65843916
like 99.9 of actually good places to work use HR to screen and interview.

>>65843994
post of the week!

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I WILL NEVER PUT MY WILLY IN A GIRL LADS

>>65844082
it's just banter mate

lad i know has to have a heart operation and get his heart taken out and they're gonna somehow patch it up cause theres a hole in it, then theyre gonna put it back in him and sew him back up

weeeeeeeeew lads

>>65844114
that must have been some break up

>>65844102
mad as fuck

just woke

>>65844112
Too late nigger

>>65844114
>they're gonna somehow patch it up cause theres a hole in it,

A lot of people actually have 'holes' in their heart where the blood wrongly flows between the chambers, but its so small that it doesn't make much of a difference

>>65844052
i know your feels all too well

My ex's best friend is literally the product of Thai sex tourism

Weird

>>65844097
I work for a massive corporate company and HR literally checked my references and that was it.

It would make no sense for a HR runt to interview me because they'd know little about the technical questions.

>>65844138
stay woke

>>65844082
This is one of the most disgusting things about the UK.

There's not much I'll give you yanks credit for, but your first two amendments are golden.

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>>65844129

wish i was one of this metis who look white but still have native heritage

>Builders start working next week
>I'll be the only one in the house most of the time
>Can't make a cup of tea

Should I just wing it and hope for the best lads?

>would you care to explain all this gaps in your work history?
>why did you leave all of these jobs?
>why did you get let go from all of these other jobs?
>oh you're a university drop out too? do tell us how that happened?
>where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>sorry "personal reasons" isn't a valid excuse

>>65844136
you've misread it, there was 0 sarcasm intemded in my post

>>65844182
just stay in your room all day

>>65844182
rasheed

>>65844052
I love hipster girls desu
Send em my way

>>65844148
his is 1.5 centimetres wide so it's a huge problem

>>65844200
>unironic punctuation
reddit

>>65844182
do not reveal yourself to them

they can't harass what they can't see

>>65844182
>Can't make a cup of tea

Then fuck off back to Poland Slobodan

got into bed, turned the light off and now i can't see my keyboard

you have no idea how long it took me to type this haha x

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>>65844182
>Can't make a cup of tea

>>65844159
congratulations

>>65844169
fuck off you yank cretin if you like them so much go become an American.

>>65844202
are you mocking his ethnicity? If so, please refer to the Public Order Act of 1986

>>65844163
Wew

Just want a plain looking gf with either blue or green eyes that finds my jokes funny, loves animals, is loyal and enjoys nothing more than going on long drives with me whilst we listen to shit music

>>65844182
>can't make a cup of tea
get the fuck out of my country

>>65844202
>>65844226

I just don't like tea or coffee, please don't bully me lads ;_;

>>65844182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q7SMIQumA

Have an urge to genuinely murder something, what the fuck is wrong with me

>>65844244
Would if I could, bitch.

>>65844249
yeah im harrison his county

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>>65844265
>I just don't like tea or coffee

That's no excuse for being unable to make the when called upon

>>65844232
>not having a map of your keyboard in your brain
>not touch-typing

omg fucking retard

>>65844052

Only girls that are attracted to me are

https://twitter.com/srhbutts/status/784159982426083328

screeching

>>65844232
>not using speech to text
plem

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>>65844265
>I just don't like tea

>>65844271
try me you fucking pussy

>>65844269
She doesn't know fuck all. Paddy cunt.

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>>65844269
More tea father?

>>65844232
>>65844284
>not having a backlit keyboard

>>65844232
who the fuck can't touch type in the year of the lord, 2016

>>65844271
mold exposure will do that to you

Had a Mcdonalds earlier and my farts smell like death now

>>65844244
>yank
In the UK expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person's colour, race, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, or sexual orientation is forbidden.[1][2][3] Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden.[4] The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.[5]

>>65844314
best British comedy ever imho

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>>65844261
>long drives
>yfw a 30 minute drive from the north end of the island to the south end is a """"""""long drive""""""""" for brits

realised reddit might actually be a less toxic environment than 4chan

>There are people posting ITT right now who don't type a minimum of 100 wpm and touch type

how can you even be arsed?

>>65844311
Enlighten us. How does one make the perfect cup of tea?

NEED to go on an transatlantic flight

>>65844315
>not having text-to-speech

Mike Hookem: "I'm from Hull - if you get offered out in Hull and you don't go you're a bit of a wimp - so I'm going out."

CHAT

ask a guy who partied with george clooney this weekend anything

Once bare backed a mentally ill Zooey Deschanel looking girl, fucking great sex.

She used to buy me cigarettes and drinks and always ask me to come over, binned her and ceased contact and then 6 months later she text me saying she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me anymore

>>65844368
That's true to be fair.

t. from Hull

>>65844269
>Tfw miss sershlad

His presence here was one thing I could rely on in life

>>65844359
Prefer coffee 2bqh mate

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>>65844377

>>65844342
takes about 16 hours

>>65844382
beats wanker loves his beats

>>65844355
*downvotes you*

Hmmmm..

What? Oh sorry lads, was thinking there, it's nice, you should try it sometimes

>>65844325
>>65844284
my keyboard is offset to the left and after 7 months i still haven't got used to it

>>65844391
>This pathetic little JF worm panicking and refusing to answer when he's called on his bullshit
Fuck off back home paki

>>65844355
go fuck off there then you knob

I'm cumming!

>>65844301
ah yes, the famous 'alt-right' and their incredible intelligence

family just goes through their lives arguing with each other

feels bad living with a bunch of unenlightened plebs.....................

SO WE THREW MAN DOWN IN THE ROULY (SPINNIN SPINNIN)

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>his keyboard alignment isn't bespoke to his hands

>>65844413
That's a leisurely sunday drive over here.

met a 45 year old twink on tinder who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

the internet f has got a gf lads

ffs

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have you suffered an accident at work that wasn't your fault?

>>65844448
The correct term is sex wee

>>65844448
*swallows it all*

>>65844441

Actually I'm half Indian half white you inbred white trash caravan-living-in cunt

>you can order food on that little touchscreen thing on the seat in front of you on a flight, swipe with card and it arrives a minute later

literally only ever taken budget flights
this stuff is crazy

>>65844448
Hey cumming

>>65844505
poo

>>65844506
>yanks

aaaah yes

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>>65844505
>Actually I really AM a paki

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neurons are firing away

continuing this pointless existence is just prolonging the pain for no reason and delaying my impending death for no reason

>>65844505
Can you poo in loo?

>>65844499
lmao

>>65844505
paki cunt

Let's come together

Right now

Oh yeah

In sweet harmony

>>65844545
he gets about half in

Doing a sigh