/brit/

anime

Need a wank

Anybody want to give me a hand?

I lost my virginity to a prostitute and would say it was a valuable experience. It was kind of like seeing a sex therapist; sex is an important issue in a man's life after all.

The experience did jolt, or remind me about whats important in life: to have fun, to be playful, to relax, to experience the physical closeness of another person. It is perfectly understandable how seeing prostitutes could become an easy way to live your life, therefore not addressing the root problem of why you are not able to form intimate relationships with people.

It cannot replace real sex in loving relationships; but when your self-esteem stops you from able to form properly intimate relationships with women, it is a worthwhile experience.

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>>65839085
excellent post

me

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me

>>65839126
Shan't be reading this

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>>65839071
Top slag

My Mum and Dad are arguing over which should be killed first in the event of a civil war, muslims or blacks.

Slague britannique meilleure slague

>>65839101

not jealous of what others have but I must say its incredibly fun to see all these stuck up cunts being so upset and knowing there is nothing they can do about it

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>remain scum are STILL AT IT

>>65839149
Poor Scots 2bqh

>parcel delivered to reception
What

>>65839149
There is a statistical chance that this poster is not white

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gf on the right wants a threesome with left

>>65839160
Good lads

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Need nonwhites out of my country

got a tummy ache :(

>>65839149
what a joke of a human being

Lads
>>65839009
>>65839009
>>65839009
>>65839009

>>65839228
We have to go lower.

>>65839231
fantastic post

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really made me think

>>65839232
bloody immigrants

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>>65839201
Presumably they left your parcel with the receptionist

>>65839227
They might choose Finns if you aren't careful

>>65839160
they are stupid, for blacks can be muslims too
sorry anon, but your parents are retarded
if you're (your retarded parents sorry) are refering to christian blacks, they will be the first to get exterminated

>>65839231
guarantee if i went on a spree like Roof i'd get a decent kill count

banking is one of the most valuable industries there is

you couldn't have built britain without the banks

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>>65839071
>>65839156
wanna shag those slags lads

need myself out of business

>>65839281
>povvo FAS slags

why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXbp4krHCjc

qt

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really makes you think

>>65839281
Live in a house not an office

>>65839309
doesn't stop bankers from being cunts

Going to play a spot of Overwatch

>>65839309
Banking is a meme. Britain's greatness was built on industrial power.

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>>65839323
why not?

>>65839173
>>65839228
don't understand what either of these mean but i'm pretty sure its worth us being able to deport all non-whites

>scientists get high off their own farts and larp as atheists for decades
>now they have logically deduced that the universe is almost certainly a simulation and has a creator/s (This is the new meme idea among high IQ people)
>"b-but it's not god, we weren't wrong all along!111!!!"

Aquinas literally knew this in medieval times

why do we let high IQ people run society? They may be smart but they're all fucking farquads, you need smart people to invent and run machines, but they must be kept in check by the true master race, the slightly above average IQ people.

>>65839345
its fake

http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/

>>65839126
This was insightful actually. I'm very lonely :(

>>65839366
which was financed by....

>>65839369
Absolutely would the one on the right. So good looking.

>>65839394
Mostly aristocrats moving their money over from farming to industry.

my heart bleeds for every home counties yuppie who will only be able to go on 5 Mediterranean holidays this year instead of 6.

I hope you all still have enough money left over to pay your therapists so you can get over this earth shattering change in circumstances

much love and stay strong people xx

>>65839396
>right

shes fucking ugly m8

left is the real 10/10

>>65839377
>now they have logically deduced that the universe is almost certainly a simulation and has a creator/s
Who's saying this now?

>>65839394
the wealth brought in through colonialism?

Why do British girls take so many pictures in their dirty rooms and their backyards whilst dressed up in skirts and dresses?

Such an odd phenomenon

Know like 3 people addicted to ket but they don't think they are

Just gonna let them live it I guess

>>65839427
fite me cunt

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>>65839348
So presumably it was left in the porch.

Check under your car

>>65839409
aristocrats that became even more richer, thus allowing to move money to industry from...

Slags look too young for me, am I a bender?

>>65839345
lol is this real?

>charles I tells all the posh cunts to store their money in the tower of london because it's safe
>once it's there he steals all the money and tells them to fuck off cause he's king

the balls on this lad

How to I get a povvo gf?

business idea: give the junior doctors the bankers bonuses

>>65839396
one on the left is much cuter 2 me

>>65839394
Jewbies?

>>65839386
doesn't matter you fucking racist
I would tell all Americans to vote for Bernie, then Clinton, then Dogshit then Dr*mpf

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>banks crash the world economy
>the public bails them out
>bankers get wage increases and bigger bonuses
>the public get austerity and cuts to public services
>why are you siding against the banks anon?

Why does DOMS feel so good?

>>65839345
even buzzfeed says its fake
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/trump-fake-quote-people-magazine?utm_term=.nkL4r66Ve#.ruE3qBBRV

>>65839465
she's a big girl

>>65839467
Banter

I wonder how many American homes will be destroyed the hurricane.

It's sad that they have to build their homes out of flimsy wood. If only there was a house-building material that wouldn't collapse when hit by wind.

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>>65839281
>>65839369
>>65839451
your slags a shite

>>65839429
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis

Look up any rich meme person and they'll talk about it, Elon Musk, Dawkins, Scott Adams, etc

Might go for a hard brexit desu.

>>65839429
The theory is gaining momentum. The simulated reality conference draws more people ever year.

I'm curious to see where Thomas Aquinas said we're in a simulation. Unless it was christfag meme posting again

>>65839432
because it's endearing

>>65839342
need a babestation gf

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the gf

>>65839513
titanium?

>>65839516
>blackberry slags
I miss 2009

fuck philip banks: banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks

>>65839467
>charles I closes parliament for 11 years
>when he opens it again he tells all the MPs to fuck off and completely ignores them

Imagine hating this banterous king and supporting Cromwell

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>tfw to smart to live in an area that's constantly hammered by natural disasters

>>65839563
Would rape

need tights

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>>65839554
It was on Big Bang Theory, expect the next one to be full to the brim

BSCCO superconductor

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me getting ready for a sesh on the chon on a friday night

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>>65839504

>>65839513
Idiot. Complete mong

Brits really know nothing about hurricanes and tornadoes.

>MUH brick house would've survived a semi-truck getting thrown through it!!!

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>>65839481

>>65839558
>>65839342
just realised that I haven't bashed one out to babestation in YEARS

night shift manager at asda

>>65839597
NEED a setup like that

>>65839518
>>65839554
How the hell are you able to get any reliable evidence for that?

>>65839357
do you play ranked?

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who /gogg/ here

kill this family

got to stop eating sugar lads, its making me feel like shit.

>>65839638
Dude Brits are so much smarter than us simple americans. That's why they have all those top research facilities and the rover on mars

>>65839640
Another fellow Berniebro?

>>65839584
also charles I was literally 5 foot, what a lad

>"Soz about the catholic wife lads, her fat french tits were worth it."
>"Charles, you little legend."

>>65839484
>the public get austerity and cuts to public services

the banks have nothing to do with poor public policy

literal divide and conquer

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>>65839656

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>mfw I go out on friday and saturday nights just to see drunk girls drunkenly weeing on the streets

So many bare bums and leaky pinks

>>65839679
Everyone but giles and marry should be erradicated

>>65839656
too young

>>65839679
Would shag the mum tbf

>>65839260
with jews you lose

>>65839679

why are the sofas blocking the door?

>>65839679
>runt with his shoes on putting his goblin feet on the poofy

smfh

>>65839687
>yank scientists lad a rover on mars
>brit scientists land a probe on a fucking comet

having a sarnie

acquired a job as a bartender at a comfy social club purely through nepotism
ama

>>65839300
you mean in a church?

but 2bf yeah i don't understand how people don't get at least 30+ kills automatically

BREXITERS BTFO
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/06/are-you-a-foreigner-government-form/

>>65839638
>>65839687
It's a meme you dip. We're only pretending to be retarded

>>65839679
the mum looks like she was really hot 20 years ago

>>65839597
fuck me, how do you get to that point without necking yourself?

>>65839765
alrite liam

>>65839792
why would you?

i'd love to be that interested in something

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the gf at the club

>>65839711
It's really hard not to feel disgusted by female armpit hair. I'm sorry feminists

>>65839679
the fuck is he drinking?

>>65839705
He literally refused to give up until the end.
Got to respect a bloke that would rather be executed than rule with no power.

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>>65839679
They're alright especially the dad

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>>65839723
here's two young

>>65839787
Still really hot now imo

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*dabs into electoral obscurity*

>>65839670
my guess is the logic is as follows:
there is a chain of simulated universes that may simulate lower universes
there must be a highest universe in the chain that is not simulated
therefore the odds of being that highest universe is very low

having a gander

>>65839845
why do so many runts stick their middle finger up

Ive never known why they do this

>>65839467
Good Scottish lad

>>65839848
no they aren't

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>>65839670
You dont, and I'm not a physics major, so I'm talking out my ass, but as far as I understand when we build the first quantum computer and decide to simulate our universe, it will be able to simulate out universe instantly up to the point of our building of the quantum computer and then running another simulation of the universe inside our simulation, and this would go on setting off an infinite feedback loop. And the rub being that it would be a mathematical impossibility for us to be the primordial movers to set off a chain that spans into infinity beyond all conception

>>65839648
Babestation is a good place to look for quality slags

>>65839742
northern interior design

Are the Polish even human?

>>65839798
alri
(i'm not liam la)
>>65839848
fuck me

>>65839825
I actively prefer hairy women

More for me lad ty

>>65839864
jesus fucking christ
what fucking saddo made this

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>>65839884
They're rebels

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doing a brainwave

>>65839891
need one of those for my room (image, didn't read a word in your post)

Reminder there is a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance that we're NOT living in a simulation

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>>65839787
"she"

>>65839920
Labour party

going to put some pj bottoms on

>>65839959
dont

Mr. TRUMP: I'd like to see major tax cuts.

PHILLIPS: Along the line, for what the Republicans are talking about eight hundred billion or so? Would you go that far?

Mr. TRUMP: Along the lines of that number, yes, approximately at that number, and could even be more.

PHILLIPS: Health care?

Mr. TRUMP: [I'm] liberal on health care, we have to take care of people that are sick.

PHILLIPS: Universal health coverage?

Mr. TRUMP: I like universal, we have to take care, there's nothing else. What's the country all about if we're not going to take care of our sick?

PHILLIPS: Abortion?

Mr. TRUMP: I hate the concept of abortion. I hate anything about abortion, and yet, I'm totally for choice. I think you have no alternative.

PHILLIPS: Gun control? Where do you stand on that?

Mr. TRUMP: If you could tell me that the bad guys, the criminals, wouldn't have guns, I'd be a hundred percent for gun control. But the fact is, if you have gun control, the only people that are going to obey the laws, are going to be the good guys. So the bad guys are going to have the guns, the good guys aren't going to have the guns, and what good does that do us? So, I'm not in favor of it.

>>65839949
wake me up

Im not the only sad bastard getting drunk alone tonight, am I?

>>65839706
The 2 sentences before that are the worst part

going to take my pj bottoms off

>>65839765
Not him but I'm Liam and did the same thing lad

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>>65839982
Nah

>>65839973
why not

can't get comfy in my jeans

>>65839891
me on the right

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>>65839889

>>65840000
Really need a teen slag gf.

Simulation hypothesis is literally true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

post choons

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>>65840000
>2012

having a cookie

>>65839978
>D*umpf
don't really care for this post

>>65840007
don't wear anything lol

>>65840014
they're all so stupid

please stop posting them

>>65839825
misogynist sexist scum

>>65840021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzP_zsf2Sk

>>65839928
“If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change.”

>>65839891
Shan't be perusing this

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>>65839917
>girls with hairy fannies wee all over their pubes constantly
>then they expect you to lick it

If you wear pajama bottoms and nice t shirt to bed your a runt

disgusting runts who sleep naked or with boxers/pants should sleep in a shower the smelly runts

listening to some gg allin

>>65840043
sorry i've already put them on

i will get naked later and you can watch me x

>cows are more patrician than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

>>65839978
Yank poolitics?
in my /brit/?
i think not thank you

yanks out

>>65840086
what on earth are you trying to say?

>>65840086
I have to wear pyjamas because I'm forced to share a room at my parents with my sister.

>tfw living the povvo life

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slegs

post slegs

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>>65839978
>Mr. TRUMP: If you could tell me that the bad guys, the criminals, wouldn't have guns, I'd be a hundred percent for gun control. But the fact is, if you have gun control, the only people that are going to obey the laws, are going to be the good guys. So the bad guys are going to have the guns, the good guys aren't going to have the guns, and what good does that do us? So, I'm not in favor of it.
don't give a shit about the rest.
TRUMP 2016

feel ill

>>65840111
dunno what these cow things are

t. londonistani

>>65840075
Don't mind it lad

Each to their own and all that

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>>65840139

>>65840021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsHAhhGY0k

want someone to nibble my willy

Is Black thorn cider any good lads?

>>65840138
Nice. Ever caught her masturbating? She ever caught you?

>>65840175
i'll do it

>what have you got in common with her?
>She's an only child

>having a folder of average looking working class secondary school girls

the fuck is wrong with you?

*does a thing*

>>65840187
She's little you fucking nonce.

>>65840211
>not just downloading the russian folder

m8..

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>>65840211

brass eye is funny

>>65840211
>average looking working class secondary school girls
Literally the best girls in the country.

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>>65840211
Ask the Russian, he provided them

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is it true that you savages spell hiccup as hiccough?

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THIS IS THE HUMAN COST OF BREXIT

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>>65840139

>>65839978
>i want less taxes (govt revenue)
>i want more healthcare (govt spending)
>i hate abortion yet advocate for its legality
>i will do nothing on gun control
ah yes
presidential

So fucking sad tonight lads
Don't even know why, my lifes heading in the right direction
I thought if I sorted my life out then the depression would stop. Apparently not.

>>65840253
Not sure their looks beat out how annoying they are lad

>>65840262
no

>been alive for 195,039 hours
>wasted the vast majority of them

Doing a pixel art.

>>65840294
>Harambe
Literally the epitome of forced normie memes

>>65840288
>tfw my life is shit

got cramp in the leg

>>65840268
>she's probably cum on that hairbrush a hundred times while looking at that poster on the wall

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the gf

OOOOOOOOOOOH HEEE'SSSSSS....

STAYING IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT
STAYING IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT
HIS LIFE IS SHITE HIS LIFE IS SHITE
HE'S STAYING IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT

bunch of scumfucs in this thread

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the gf (not mine)

>>65840360
fite me cunt

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>>65840262
Is it true that when one of you yanks gets inevitably shot, you have to tip the shooter?

>>65840344
>hehe im the birthday girl better dress like a prostitute! that'll teach dad!

>>65840344
come on she's practically naked

>>65840263
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT THE EU BACK

Ah yes, the Scottish

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/child-10-hit-on-head-by-wine-bottle-after-fight-on-ryanair-flight-a3363741.html

>>65840168
nice
i like skinhead rock

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>>Harambe
>Literally the epitome of forced normie memes

>>65840344
I would give her my precious black seed!

I'm 50 pages into Infine Jest and have no idea what the fuck is going on. Is it worth carrying on or did I get trolled by /lit/? Is it the literary equivalent of starting strength?

>>65840403
To be fair, manbuns are for absolute FRUITS

Really, really hate foreigners desu.

would be really cool to like


have a gf

youd be like walking around outside and then when you look to your side whos there? a qt gf being qt

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>I'm 50 pages into Infine Jest and have no idea what the fuck is going on. Is it worth carrying on or did I get trolled by /lit/? Is it the literary equivalent of starting strength?

>>65840386
>yank


In the UK expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person's colour, race, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, or sexual orientation is forbidden.[1][2][3] Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden.[4] The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.[5]

>>65840453
only hate the brown ones tbqh

>>65840391
good post haha

>he fell for the 'starting strength is a meme' meme

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>>65840484

need a nice comfy cuddle

>>65840465
Do Scots really speak like this christ?

>>65840465
>Scottish
>people

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GTA5 was released 3 years ago

>>65840395
What are you, gay?

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Ah yes Trump, such a critical thinker. The one who thinks global warming is a myth!!!

The blithering idiot that struggles to form coherent sentence and resorts to shouting "B-but China!!!".

Ah yes, Trump, with all of his experience and knowledge about global affairs.

Yes, Trump is the candidate for me!

>>65840332
have lots of banter with people at work about harambe desu

keep putting dicks out for harambe related songs on the shared spotify queue and they love it

Is there anything more grim and depressing than solo travel?

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>>65840514
>he fell for the "strength" meme

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waheyyyyyy

>>65840565
see this is why i can't get behind trump

anyone who actually thinks flushots cause autism needs to be culled

>>65840514
>he fell for the starting strength meme
how are those big thighs are non-existent chest working out for you

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>Been made redundant

Ah yes, very impressive. I'm now 23 without a job

>>65840625
What did you work as?

>>65840465
>scots are so desperate to be special snowflakes they type with their retarded accent
lmao

Just found out trains in Europe literally cost the same if not more than the UK

How do I get a gf lads? Really fed up of being so lonely.

>>65840655
call centre monkey

licked her clit then she did the macarena

We’re marching towards extreme Brexit.
Someone must speak for the 48%

>>65840602
Just cuz Jeffrey didn't suck your cock doesn't mean traveling alone is pathetic

>>65840679
I'll speak for them desu.

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>>65840565
Hillary knows how to wind the mad cunt up so well

>>65840673
unlucky mate

don't get stuck in a rut, get back out there quickly

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Greek threesome when

I've never had a job that's lasted longer than 3 months

>>65840679
brexit means brexit

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>>65839214

>>65840614
prefer not to say

>>65840655
Corporate communications.

When companies fuck up and you read a ' a spokesperson said' and then I did shit like brief directors and meet with MPs and stuff

>>65840565
if anything this just shows how fucked yank politics

>>65840726
God they're so fit

Can only dream of having sex with a girl like that

>>65840713
That debate was so boring. It was like every single other conversation between a normal person and an SJW. The SJW just acts high and mighty, throws in some passive aggresive "umm sweetie" style comments and then throws out some ad hominem in the form of -isms.

Dull as fuck.

what flavour is girl wee?

>>65840674
same

>>65840777
What's sex like lad?

unironically went round my local endz at night tearing down ukip signs before the ge2015

>>65840825
'sheed

>>65840807
cooties and cream

>>65840799
>a normal person

>>65840807
grapefruit

>>65840807
Depends on what they consume.

>>65840822
I don't know mate, I was hoping you would know

>>65840807
Purple drink

>>65840726
that girl is cute


>>65840807
usually tastes like strawberries or vanilla. sometimes it tastes like chamomile tea

Going out on the pull tonight then lads?

>>65840825
alri rasheed

>>65840799
Their accents were just terrible, listened to the debate for about 5 minutes then couldn't take any more and turned it off

>>65840846
Congratulations, you can read.

>>65840874
going bed within the next 30minutes

>>65840807
cherries and clarified butter

>>65839815
>i'd love to be that interested in something

That's almost as depressing as the picture you're talking about.

>>65840874
no haha

>>65840874
Probably play a game, eat a pot noodle as my tea then go to bed sad and depressed as usual.

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>>65840891
>going bed within the next 30minutes

Alone?

>>65840874
Yeah lad haha just getting ready now

*stretches out in my worn leather computer chair*
*checks other tabs, no updated threads*
*takes another sip from my bottle of voddy*

Ahh yes, this is the life

>>65840885
I quite like Trump's accent because of the way he says words like YYYUUUGEEE and CHYYYNA, but Hillary's far too shrill.

>>65840917
unless you want to join me

>>65840891
Quiet night in with the gf then lad haha Nice one

see any good movies lately........................................

>>65840940
haha y-yeah

Yanks invented the internet. Literally a fact

We are behind some of the most impactful inventions of all time. Some of the greatest minds to ever walk the earth

>>65840894
yeah i guess, oh well

at least i can post on /brit/ each day

>tfw drinking Glens vodka
Tastes like SHIT

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>>65840931
b-baka

im already in bed

alri

>>65839071
What's the best city to get a one night stand with a slag?

>>65840672
hi

>>65840972
All voddy does desu

>>65840984
hello

i'm in bed but not going to sleep

my willy is out though

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Who here /no friends at uni/

>>65840972
>glen's

haha wahey fresher!!!!

>>65840950
watched battle royale the other day, very good desu

>>65840972
all vodka tastes the same you cretin

still eating my kfc haven't even gotten to the FOUR hints of lemon yet

>>65840966
This, we also somehow managed to beat "great" britian in a war for independence.

>>65840981
cardiff newcastle or possibly liverpool if you can stand the horrible accent

>>65840981
Helsinki

>>65841021
I finished university, now I am just /no friends back home living with my parents/.

Im in bed pretty much 24/7
i don't even care desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ecp7UruLZI

gonna go get skagged tomorrow lads