You wake up in Saddam's Iraq

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>>65836289

>AMERICAN UKRAINE STANDING STRONG AND FREE

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>>65836289

If I magically can speak speak arabic and know how to pray properly the same way I magically got teleported there I try to assimilate and pretend to be one of those pale levantines...
Life under Arabnazis cant be that bad as long as I dont go to some demonstration and am content with oilfunded gibsmedats.

If not I go to the nearest embassy and try to get home which Il probably be assisted with as they were still a somewhat civilised country in which I wouldnt have to fear anything as a foreigner from the land of jew removers.
After that id life in 80s west-germany which was an awesome time.

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>>65837164
>If

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Say I'm Turkish and get escorted to the Turkish embassy and go home.

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>>65837264
>Say I'm Turkish
>escorted to the Turkish embassy

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live my childhood again

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>>65837164
>and know how to pray properly
regularly going to the mosque will put you on intelligence lists and take any chance of government job in Saddam's iraq

>>65838496
How much were you bullied as a kid?

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>>65837325

What

>>65838812
not much
was and still is confrontational and not afraid of fighting

>>65838955
If you would, would you go back to Saddam's time and relive your childhood again?

>>65839362
yes
it was my happiest time