/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

>tfw no gf

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Why are hot dogs so overshadowed by burgers in the American food pantheon?

>it's October 7th
>just had mini snow storm today
>not dressed right for the temperature/ snow
>stores are already selling Christmas stuff
>co-workers start playing Christmas music
i wish everyone was dead

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG2FFpI5K3s

>>65836102
>stores are already selling Christmas stuff
>co-workers start playing Christmas music
That's stupid, Christmas doesn't start until November. It' still Halloween.

>>65836048
Well, I think it is becuase you can do so much shit to a burger and not ruin it, but since a hotdog is pork and beef mixed, it can taste nasty with certain things, and thus, limited. Plus, the burger has always been the princple meat of the grill since grilling became popular.

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>>65836162

>christmas doesnt start till november

that does it Canada, we're annexing you and setting your holidays straight

>>65836162
I know. But stores keep pushing the "holiday shopping season" to start earlier every year. They could at least wait until Remembrance Day, Halloween, and Thanks giving is over for fucks sake.

I really should have put some money on the Jays to win the AL.

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>>65836482

>gambling

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>>65836583
>hectors opinion matters

do you guys love me

>>65836690
yes :3

>>65836690
yes anon. no homo

>>65836690
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

>>65836690
I love big white cock

do you guys love me

So is Florida ded? Any Floridians itt?

>>65836816

yer alright, CR

>>65836816
no

>>65836816
I love you like a mother loves her retarded son.

>>65836813
I am dissapointed with you, Sverige.

>>65836816
Not really

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Good thread?

It's a "time to filter Sweden" episode again.

dont reply to the HAITIAN

>>65837099

hate these repeats

>>65836816
TE AMO MUCHO BEBE

how do you guys know he is haitian? his flag is swedish

>european """"""Porn""""""""
really makes you think

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>>65837158
Do you love bebi?

>>65837283
Like a mother likes a retarded son

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>>65837283

BABY
A
B
Y

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>>65837176
made a good appetite

why are there so many shitposts in this thread

i like pop

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>tfw weed stocks skyrocketing

>>65837384

you mean Soda

>>65837199
He's been here a while but doesn't always make himself known, you know, like herpes.

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>you mean Soda

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i want to put my benis inside misato

>>65837505
3D pussies are better

>>65837382
Because it is the middle of the day. /cum/ has been this way for a while.

>>65837495
looks like a mint-chocolate chip icecream cone

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>>65837505

>>65837569
t. mentally a child

>>65837569
Shinji is the only redeeming eva girl.

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>>65837621

mentally Im cool, calm, and just a little bit nihilistic

>>65837652

you mean Rei

plz staph
it is not hilarious anymore

>>65837666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

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>>65837505
I want to let my flagellum into ranko

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>>65837752
Greadest ally :DDDD

>>65837700
>you mean Rei
Rei is the flattest character, both metaphorically and literally. She's better than Asuka by a sliver because Asuka is batshit crazy.

>>65836048
Chicago dog best dog, then coneys.

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>>65837666
cute desu

>>65836690
If you're anything like the average 4chan user, no.

>>65837856

>not a raging alcoholic like Misato
>not a terrible human being like Asuka
>not a little girl like Shinji
>not a retarded 4th girl nobody cares about inserted in to boost novelty sales in reboots

she's the ebst

>>65837921
r u a girl?

yaay, that postes were deleted

>>65836816
Sure, you're pretty enough to lie to.

>>65836165
>not wraping the sausage in bacon, putting it into a pepper and covering it whit melted cheese
cmon guise

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>>65837954

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>>65837985
take a guess

>>65837881
>tfw no Coney island dog

but then here has started anime autism

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>>65838032
if so, pls be in Chattanooga.

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>>65838096
more like chattawhoga

>>65837954
you forgot
>not even a human with emotions and feelings

>>65838047
We're about 8 hours early for that.

>>65838015
Frankfurters aren't chorizo, Juan.

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>>65838146
i have a meme for this

>>65838146

>no emotions or feelings
>slaps Shinji's shit for trying to cop a feel
>realizes Gendo and SEEL are retarded and tangifies the world instead
>pisses off worst girl without even trying

>>65838146
Rebuild isn't canon, imo.

>>65838139
I see what you did there. I am going to change it to, you are not a girl but a trap.
>>65838015
put some chili on that bitch, and I am okay with this.

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>>65837505
Asuka's better desu

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>>65838231
i don't approve of traps

>>65837419

>everyones investment is gonna go up in smoke

>>65838047
ikr
And I still have 1.5 hrs to kill before I can leave work. Why has the anime been so bad in cum the past couple weeks?

>>65838177
and chorizo isnt frankfurter, what are you going at?
>he doesnt even puit chorizo over his hotdog

>>65838266
I dont either. But everyone on int wants to fuck finland, so trap must be good then.
>>65838289
do you guys eat chorizos on tacos or is chipotle and the local taqueria lying to me?

I want to move to Detroit

>>65838289
Hot dogs have limits to how they can be applied. They are a limited-purpose food.
>>65838380
It would be fun to buy a big derelict industrial building just to fuck around in.

>>65838380
why? Do you want to die THAT badly?

>>65838362
burritos de chorizo con papa

>>65838428
yeah that would be fun
it might be cool to turn it into a venue

>>65838465
Why would I die?

>>65838501
Do you slice the chorizo or just stick it in a tortilla? plz answer

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>>65838428
that's called fear of success

I want to try a chocolate stout but idk where to get one cold

>>65838579
>it might be cool to turn it into a venue
Yeah, but for what audience? Bears and raccoons?

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>>65838501
One more thing:
do you have the breakfast burrito there with like eggs and potatoes and shit in it?
A central american taco stand had some type with I think some form of hashbrows.
>>65838579
because you will get the clap clap in detroit. Well, actually, I have been there. It is not that bad and is fun for urban exploring.

>>65838624
pro tip:
chorizo isnt always a sausage

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>>65838798
that's absolutely bonkers

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AFTER THE WAR, THE GRASS OF THE EASTJUDGES OVER THE GERMAN COUNTRY!

YOU TAKE THEIR DECLARATIVE INFLUENCE IN THE CIRCLES OF GERMAN TRADE!

THEY REMEMBER THE CULTURE, DECLARE THE LITERATURE, EXPERIENCED THE FARMER AND WORKER, AND WISHED THE GERMAN TRADE!

IN ALL THE LIVING AREAS OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BECOME ABOUT ALL THE SITES AND THE GERMAN PROPERTY THROUGH THEIR RESPONSIBILITY!

>>65838771
Who knows
if you build it somebody will come

>>65838783
Detroit will rise again

Poopy LEL

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really tickles the ol' noggin

If work schedules me for 8 hours again, I'm going to quit.

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>>65838941
seems it's only us that have minced meat chorizo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorizo#Mexican_chorizo
pic related, thats chorizo with eggs on the left

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https://youtu.be/Bn7qry9wCAk

>>65839360
a fucking leaf

Police kill more whites each year than blacks, but keep spouting "muh violence statistics!"

anyone ITT want to give daddy a little sugar?

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>>65839533

>>65839533
Maybe if you'd come to my baseball games.

>>65839533
I'd give you three lumps, if you know what I mean.

It's a trap
http://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/clown-lives-matter-march-planned-for-oct-15

>>65839581
how were you able to respond so quickly with this
why did you already have a png of sugar cubes saved and ready to go

>>65839688

I opened up google images, copied the pic, and pasted it into the reply box

>>65839581
d'aww, well isn't that just sweet of papa's little sweetcheeks

>>65839673
clowns start the purge and end civilization

>>65839581
You beat me to it

I miss the good old comfy days where weed made me feel easy-going but I've been addicted to adderall for 5 months now and I feel pretty miserable. I need to seek treatment cause my life is quite fucked, I don't know where to start though.

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>>65837666

>>65839360
Wallon Belgians have a cool accent. It Sounds vulgar, rough and hard hitting, unlike many other french accents which are typically kinda effeminate.

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>girl refuses to hang out tonight because I haven't cut my hair
REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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>tfw no mexican food rn
Should I sudoku?

>>65840272
this is why you slap a hoe.
>>65839903
just slowly wain off of it and go to a clinc and get help

giobia

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>>65840272
>girl comin in tomorow to cut my hair and drink all day
gonna be a great day tomorrow

>>65840324
what did you want to say with this.

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can't wait to get rowdy at thanksgiving dinner and cause an embarrassing ruckus as "the guy who is way more drunk than everyone else"

unironically best feel

>>65840533
just an italian band

absolutely slaughtering yuroppors in an argument in another thread right now.

>>65840618
are they good?
>>65840629
link plox

>>65840664
>>65839877

>>65840664
idk i like em

what beer tastes good with hot fries

GAS

THE

CLOWNS

CIRCUS

WAR

NOW

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>Texas baseball

>>65841186
stop promoting it. This is all a marketing scheme.

>>65841106
try a summer beer. The taste is mild to go with everything.

>>65841282
For what?

>>65841385
name a specific one that I can get from a liquor store please

>>65841272
>rags
I won't feel too bad being a memeiners fan if they get swept.

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How do I explain the 4 foot tall paper mache reichsadler next to my bed to a woman? Should I just say I like birds?

>>65841454
leinenkugel harvest patch sandy was ok. It is not as granny tasting and has a autumn spice to it.
I liked it since it is good after cutting the grass.

>>65841422
the upcoming it movie

>a

>>65841612
they're making a movie about IT? what does that have to do with clowns?

>>65841534
just call her a cuck if she objects

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I want to strangle every person who calls my help desk

*calls the help desk*

Hello, is your refridgerator running?

I need to get a job where I am harmful to everyone I interact with

>>65841534
tell her the truth about international jewery.

>>65841809

the army? Mcdonalds? Bomb defusal squad?

>>65841689
it reboot?

>fucking

>>65841809
join the special forces. You are dangerous coming back with ptsd too.

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Americans please stop your niggers from shitting all over muh heritage

>>65841864
What? What's rebooting?

>>65841856
I want to make six figures by 25

>>65841809
Become a government martyr.

>>65841730
>answering phones for a living

Could be worse. You should banter the callers subtly for keks.

*raises an army and marches down to the southeast coast*

Haha just keeping you guys in check hahah

>>65841892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

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>>65841906
it will.

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>>65841948
Explain

>>65841892
WE

BUILT

made thirty bands in thirty minutes
before i count it i done already spent it
put a brick on ya in some rick owens
flow sick niggas call it pneumonia
i'm on ya

THIS CITY

>>65841892
>please stop your niggers from shitting all over muh heritage
>muh
getting real spooky there

>leaf

Office Space is the best IT movie

ON

ROCK

AND

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>65842097
have you seen my stapler

leave it to a somalian to ruin our fun

>CIA fucks up the chain

literally eat shit nigger

>>65836102
Bad feels. Calgary?

Havent seen a number captcha in days

>>65842257
getting sick of 9 digit number captchas

>>65842313
I'd prefer that over 20 letter german street signs

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is this true?

>>65842353
Should have bought a 4chan Pass™ while they were on sale.
They are still a Bargain at the regular low price of just $20 US Dollars

Does the Canadian Prime Minister have to be a Canadian citizen and/or born in Canada? Thinking of coming over and taking the job from le weed man desu, I genuinely think I'm the best man for the job.

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>>65842475
I wold, but I have no income at the moment. I have a potential job, but even if I get that I still have other things I need to take care of

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>>65842410
>150 confirmed kebab removals

god bless

>>65842529
whoever makes these does a brilliant job

>>65842410
> facebook
opinion discarded

>>65842410
no

whitney houston was incredibly famous, in america and around the world

if you asked random people who chris kyle is not many would know, comparing the two is apples and oranges

and as far as an impact on peoples lives, millions of people got enjoyment from her music, so chris kyle is comparatively quite irrelevent

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>>65835940
>>65842621
>>65842621
>>65842621

Help me fight the Sharia police.

>>65842747
>no music
but why?

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>>65842747
>I am Canadian
>I am from Canada

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>>65842747
>no drugs
>no music
>no porn

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Hello /cum/, granting 3 flag wishes.

>>65842973
Nazi flag?

>>65842973

a gf

>>65842973
Canada

>>65842973
kill everone on earth

>>65842973
what is a flag wish

literally can't stop listening to celtic music, lads

Lads, I love you<3

Anyone wants a Finnish husband?

>>65843035
shit

>>65842477
Answer my question you fucking runts, you will all be my subjects before long.

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>>65842747
>no music
That's not even Islamic

Must be one of those Salafi groups

They're also into anthropomorphic God

fucking heretics

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>>65835940
Euphonium is garbage

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>>65843071
no

but I want a finnish töttö

>>65843232
what did you just say fool?

>>65843268
Have my sister then

>>65842477
No. Many of our early prime ministers were born in england and scotland.

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>>65843288
Hibike Euphonium is T R A S H

moefags btfo

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>>65842991
Wish granted

>>65843345
I was born in Oxford and can do a posh accent if I concentrate hard enough. Do you think this will be enough for me to win the hearts of ordinary Canadians and displace Trudea? I'm far less attractive than him, unfortunately.

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>>65843360
>not watching for the music and coming of age story

>>65836048
i dont know. i love hot dogs. its like bologna in cock form

>>65843400
I could go for a sniff.

>>65843400
Rather have a white, latina or negra before skeletor sempai.

>>65843455
I would, but there are better anime out there.

Hibike is a 5/10 at most

(yes, including high school girl anime)

>>65843400
I would sniff her anus

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>>65843021
Wish granted

>>65843559

RARE
A
R
E

ah, yes. german ""banter""
>>65843587

>>65843545
yeah. I can agree. But not like the last few seasons have been the best. What is a 7 or a 9 for you?

I want to move to Quebec and become Quebecois! What shall I do?

>>65843447
You should send us some qt british girl. They can be the figurehead of the "movement." I will pull the strings.

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>>65843619
>burger can't fight his own battles

Want me to dump my "Germany, yes" folder?

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>>65843693
>be rich
>or be black man

Choose one, that's the only way.

>pic related

>>65843711
>battles
what battle was it? I provided a fact and he said something random and added a :^) at the end. It really goes to show that europeans are truly below the american man.

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>building new computer
>all parts but psu, gpu, & motherboard arrive
>last three parts were supposed to "arrive today by 8:00 PM"
>know that nothing has ever been or ever will be delivered after 6:00 PM
>it's 5:35
fug

>>65843745
Is Quebec ruined for good?

>>65843775

>implying UPS will deliver during a hurricane

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>>65836165
>>65837881
>>65843506
>tfw it's impossible to get a good hot dog in the UK or Europe that isn't made at home

>>65843624
Eh, a 6. Not that I was expecting anything spectacular from a KyoAni series.

I personally like mecha and anime films the best desu.

Have you watched Your Name?

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>>65843751
Everybody knows non-Anglos can't bantz or shitpost.

>>65843694
>qt
>British

Pick one and only one lad.

>>65843430
thanks

>>65843809
well at least you can get a takeaway box, good indian food and fish and chips
>>65843825
No, I haven't.

kiss me

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>>65843982

>>65843400
Would sniff.

>>65844013
thank you

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>>65844013
these pics are adorable desu

Faggots of /cum,

I want a permanent residence cars and I'm willing to do all kinds of shit to get it
1. I can coock
2. I'm a pervert so expect all kinds of kinky shit
3. I'm desperate and I'll love you

>>65844100
card*

>>65843802
The hurricane is a meme hyped up by the media to drive ratings
It's never as bad as they make it out to be
All Floridians know this

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>>65844100
why do all the potentially cute and desperate guys have to be faggots


also in Canada permanent residence requires more than being married, you have to get approved to become a foreign worker and log a few years worth of work. you also have to have a job before you come here after you get a work visa. I think the US has a green card system that marriage can lead to, but Canada isn't like that.

>>65844100
are you a furry

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i hear quite a few people are reluctant to evacuate because of looters

they figure it's better to stay home and be ready to fend off thieves than risk leaving

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>>65843836
i disagree tbqhwy my lad

>>65844328
it's like the movie The Purge, but nature is also trying to murder you.

>>65844262
Well damn! I'd still want to be Canadian though
>>65844294
I am if you are

>>65844328
See
>>65844246

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>>65843836

you dont fool me, you're trying to keep them all for yourself

>>65844246
True. It even veered off to the right. Though the storm surge is what kills people.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>65844262
>http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/sponsor/spouse.asp

All you have to do is marry the faggot and then sponsor him for permanent residency. That's why poo's and chinks commit so much fraud.

>>65844400
Average/10.

>>65844344
Who is this?

>>65843693
Learn French

why is /cum/ so slow compared to /brit/? The UK has a fraction of the population we have, what is going on?

>>65844631

all the normies are at work/class

>>65844631
turbo autism

also consider it's evening in bong land, usually this place speeds up during prime evening hours as well

>>65844631
This general contains nothing worth discussing, zero substance.

>>65844675
do you ever do anything but shitpost here?

>>65844711
have you been to brit?

it's literally just autism spam, most people don't even read each others post because there's about 10 posts per second

>>65844511
my gf

>>65844711
That is true. About 95% of the posts are horrible.

>>65844380
The process of getting in is a little confusing, but if you have a Canadian consulate or something in the area you could try bothering them about getting a quick run down on getting a work visa.

Something something, get a work visa. Something something, get a company to hire you in Canada and work for a certain amount of years so you can apply for Permanent residence.

>>65844508
Sponsorship is iffy. People have been sponsored but still not gotten in, and since marriage fraud for permanent residence is a common issue they can be pretty tough on it. A foreign girl I know who worked for her Canadian Citizenship got married to someone from her home country who tried to use her to get residence in Canada. She was required to sponsor him (it costs money, you have to support them like a dead limb) but got around it somehow by working jobs that barely paid her bills while the divorce was sitting in court and he leeched off tax payers before eventually being deported once the case was closed.

It's certainly possible, but it's not like the legal system isn't aware of attempted scans. Plus they still don't let just anyone in. I remember a muslim girl got turned away after her medical check up showed she had cancer and was denied on grounds she would be a burden to the tax payers.

>>65844716

sometimes I play video games

I put up urban

>>65842651

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oh wow

>>65844771
That seems unlikely.

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>>65844787
That's why our system unofficially scrutinizes non-whites and Slav shits more.

Our immigration system is actually very strict, we just don't act like it is. Immigration lawyers are always trying to change this unfortunately.

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>>65844811
thank you lad

who /TheWeeknd/ here? been listening to him a lot lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdpwYkJhpbM

>>65845237
>tfw no /mena gf

>>65838709
A liquor store.

>>65845117
>Our immigration system is actually very strict

Quite right too, although I'm sure Trudeau will be doing his best to change that. That said, I'm no better than the other filthy wannabe migrants and I also want to move to your glorious land. Do you know how easy/hard it would be to get a visa if I have a remote online income? So I'd be working primarily with British clients and getting paid in £££, but living and spending in Canada.

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>>65845268
>tfw no gf from any part of the world
>tfw nobody to hug in the night
>tfw absolutely alone

>>65845237
>>65845516
Fuck you, niggerfaggot.

>>65845117
"strict but fair" is what the system is usually described as

generally if a person can't immigrate into the West then the country they're from probably doesn't want them either, which are pretty fair grounds to deny someone entry

>>65845386
That 2 year International experience visa is easy to get for bongs. You can work or travel.

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/iec/eligibility.asp?country=gb&cat=wh

You can only get it once though.

>>65845516
Equip dog

oh wow look at those krishtals

https://youtu.be/ObDL3hIGuIU

>>65845579
Now is that really necessary

>>65844013
>>65844089
what is this shitty ass meme

>>65845579
made me laugh
>>65845596
what

>>65845588
Oh shit, didn't know about that thanks. That's actually pretty perfect because I don't know whether I'm ready to fully commit to a move abroad, so a little 2-year trial period is just what I need really, can always make more serious plans when it comes to an end.

>>65845117
Our immigration system could be better, but when the border officers are allowed to do their thing it works alright. I'd say the scrutinization is more strict against countries like India and China since they tend to cause the most problems due to their sheer numbers. We're increasingly shit in the refugee claim area because politicians meddle in hopes to get browning points with the internet. A slav family that moved here after the issues in Ukraine gets denied refugee status despite trying to fit in and get jobs, while a sand nigger syrian is allowed to do nothing and leech off resources because they're the current special snow flake. Even in my city I've read stories of Syrian refugee kids telling their teachers they should die for not believing in Allah when they're only in grade 1, as well as assaulting other students and refusing to speak English.

Also we're going to get spikes of increasing illegal immigration thanks to weedman removing the visa restrictions on Mexico (at least some will cross into the US after getting here) as well as a returning spike of Gypsies from Romania making fake claims so they can rob people after we put restrictions on refugee claims and travel from that region after the "0 to30k in a month refugee claims" incident. Part of the reason our trade deal is stalled with the EU is those countries with restrictions are mad we don't want their thugs smuggling themselves in to rob people for gypsy kings.

>>65844631
We're more sophisicated and reserved than them

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>>65845747
>Even in my city I've read stories of Syrian refugee kids telling their teachers they should die for not believing in Allah when they're only in grade 1, as well as assaulting other students and refusing to speak English.

Whoa there, I'm gonna have to ask you to delete this post. No acknowledging what refugees do is allowed. :^)

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/07/01/syrian-students-harassing-women-students-in-fredericton-high-school

>>65845641
>>65845714
I react strongly to poor taste in music and no gf posts. Both out of the same poster? Fuck that niggerfaggot.

>>65845948
>tfw no gf with poor taste in music

>>65845948
I bet you have a shit gf and shit taste in music

>>65845948
and you wonder why you have no friends

Hillary literally defended a rapist who ruined a woman's life and was recorded laughing about how she doesn't trust lie detectors, confirming she knew the rapist was guilty

How is she a "nomination for women?"

>>65845743
Every Bong/Mick/Strayan/Kiwi uses this. It is made for exactly what you described.

>>65844631
I figure a few others are like me, and they drift away when the anime posting gets too heavy.

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>>65846016
IT'S HER TURN. SHE HAS TWO X CHROMOSOMES.

>tfw no gf
>tfw my musical taste is too patrician for /cum/

>>65846016
Well people would have to vote Green Party which isn't going to happen so their is no alternative.

>>65845985
I have a wife, and I have old guy taste in music.
>>65846002
I have friends.
>>65846088
/mu/ is worse than this >>65845981 niggerfaggot

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>>65846088

ok

>tfw will never black a white girl

So, we're all agreed on who we're voting for when the time comes right?

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>>65846157

>>65846151

me

>>65846151

Yes, Hillary all the way

>>65846139
>I have friends.
tulpas don't count

>>65845930
Not surprising, it's apparently been an issue in all schools they've been enrolled to. Already they've found out that some of the male students were actually adults and lied about their age. There's also stories about them throwing rocks at other students, refusing to learn stuff like cooking because "it's a girls job", being disrespectful to female teachers and expecting them to cover themselves up.

Sun & The Rebel seem to be the only news stations that will report on it since all the others are afraid to be called racist. I just don't get how people who claim to be progressive can ignore stuff like this.

>>65846139
>a wife
literally a shit version of a gf
>old guy taste in music
so shit

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>>65846145
Is being an Urkel nig the worst feel?

anyone else having captcha troubles?

>>65846145
Don't give up hope anon
>>65846245
like how?

anyone else having gf troubles?

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WE WUZ

whats the current market value of USD/gf?

>>65846261
like it does check for a while, resets, and then checks instantly without me having to click anything

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>>65846198
>I just don't get how people who claim to be progressive can ignore stuff like this.

>Run SJW.exe
>Muslims are oppressed
>Muslims are oppressing
>Critical logic failure
>processing....
>Muslims cannot oppress
>they dindu nuffin

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>>65846224
Yes :(

>>65846261
Thanks man

>tfw this will never be me