By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part ten.
USA
3D women are NOT important.
3D > 2D
>>65833109
Cute pussy.
Hello friends, I am still seeking an eesti gf. I willl give up the endeavor after this thread.
I think my cat might be autistic.
>a single kitten born to an old as fuck mother
>likes to carry around shiny, thrashing candy wraps in it's mouth
>only eats the best Sea Pike and the best cat food from the shop ( literal GoodBoyPoints tendie meme)
>acts more like a dog than a cat
>likes to rub his whiskers onto door edges
>likes to bite hard objects
Thoughts?
4D > 3D
>people who don't have Y-chromosome
>>65833149
Greece > Germany
>>65833148
that's normal cat behavior m8
>>65833224
jā brālis
today I found out that theres a VIP board I can post on.
>>65833274
ok
Are you still here, former socially retarded anon? What kind of a job did you get?
>>65833055
kill yourself
i bet you're the same faggot who posted the blurry forest pictures
>>65833371
Poor people shouldn't be allowed to post on 4chan desu
>>65833458
>i bet you're the same faggot who posted the blurry forest pictures
Nah.
>>65833140
> I am still seeking an eesti gf.
Me too. Gib me one and no one'll get hurt
>>65833437
why doesn't she move but the rain does?
>>65833371
>>65833467
VIP FAGS OUT
>>>/vip/
You are no allowed to post on /balt/ + /ausnz/
t. governor of /balt/ + /ausnz/
Parliament elections in Lithuania.
Thoughts?(1/2)
>>65833534
I still don't know who to vote for...
>>65833534
2/2
>>65833564
Valstieciu ir zaliuju sajunga desu
>>65833564
Tevynes Sajunga - Lietuvos Krikscionys Demokratai is the best choice tbqhwufamalam
>>65833564
LAF
>>65833632
>>65833653
sovietai pls go
>>65833467
meet you over @ /vip/
>>65833524
are you a communist?
>>65833437
>>65833514
>>65833524
i WOULD buy a 4chinz pass but I don't own a credit card...
why no pay pal allowed? so dumb
>>65833764
you can do btc friend
>>65833764
Use Bitcoin, normie....
>>65833764
Bitcoin.
>>65833802
>>65833830
>>65833838
isn't bitcoin terribly unsafe? also it takes like a week before you actually get the bc you bought i heard
>>65833721
No, it's just that your information if being data-mined right now. You do remember Hirshima Nagasaki's 2chan scandal?
>>65833764
>being a good goy
>>65833764
Don't you have electronic credit cards here? We have a service called qiwi which can give you a electronic card
>>65833802
>>65833830
>>65833838
On a side note: does anyone use Spectrocoin?
Do they require an ID or a bank link if I want to transfer my BTC to another address not located in their system?
>janny literally deleted a thread for no reason
>>65833986
>for no reason
He simply deleted the inferior threads desu.
>>65834125
shit meme desu.
>>65834125
Very good post
>>65834149
>meme
>>65834167
Thanks.
>tfw you pick the wrong runes and masteries
>>65834125
He looks a bit like Dmitriy Medvedev.
>>65833534
>>65833585
Why is everyone going at the same time?
gonna go 'poo my hair for the first time in months
>>65834310
Why?
@65834278
Don't you ever reply to me again.
>>65834349
want to see how it looks
feel like ive lost volume in my hair
Romanov family had Lithuanian blood.
>>65833895
it's all just speculation
>>65834485
>consume meat
>trace amounts of blood will be present
>foreign, filthy animal blood is now forever a part of you
#govegan
same old thread same old posts
FUCK you nerds
>>65834548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U
ayy
>>65834598
>https://www.16personalities.com/
post 'em
so....any eesti girls aroud?
>>65834598
I love it when a proper Aussie mate comes into thread and acts like a tough cunt.
>tfw a tough Australian male will never anally dominate me
>>65834548
If you start eating veggies you will become part spud and Latvians will be bashing down your door.
>>65834674
I only fuq qt femboys and girls not grotesque slavs
>>65833453
HVAC maintenence. Which was fine for me since it made me deal with people, but only in short interactions.
>>65834669
INTJ here.
>be lithuanian
>spend time with your family
>latvian farmers come in and kill you and your whole family
wtf??
>>65834739
like everybody else on this shitpile of a site
>>65834669
ENTJ kek
>>65834747
never should have stolen that tractor
>>65834747
get pranked bro
Gonna go poo.
Wish me luck, lads.
>>65834669
INTP
>>65834687
Is this a Neighbours character?
>>65834669
ESFP
is that good?
>7 billion people can be assigned to 16 personalities
dumb fucks
>>65834669
INFJ
wtf
I've only ever had ENTJ before
>>65834733
>HVAC maintenance
How/where would one get the education/qualification for this? Genuinely interested.
Latvia mentioned.
>>65834924
>>65834924
>>65834924
Why are you at home on a friday night, /balt/?
>>65835137
High school diploma and a drivers license is all you need. Then they send you two listen to a roughly 6 hour lecture (through a couple of days), at the end of which you have to take a test and get acredited. On job training from there, snd then you get to do all the bitch grunt work like weekly maintenence checks, making sure stuff works as intended etc. I got lucky, since they needed people they paid for me to go get a degree if I signed a contract stating I'll work for them for at least for two years after graduating. I've been working there for 8 years now.
>>65834669
ENTP
>>65835221
Es esmu slims.
>>65835221
All pretty anime girls are here.
>>65835221
idk I'm home every night usually
>>65834299
For whatever backwards reason they all decided to vote in advance instead of waiting for Sunday.
is there a dentist in the house?
lmao, bit the fork while eating and now my tooth has a small crack in it, barely noticeable
should I do something about it or nah?
>>65834669
>>65835559
nah
>>65835221
But I am not at home, I am with you guys.
>>65835559
If you don't want to let dirt get between the crack and then damage the root. I suggest you go and get it fixed. If you don't care then you shouldn't do anything.
mitteriikide oks
>>65835221
got work tomorrow
>>65834669
My horoscope symbol is Taurus
>>65833055
Лæппyтæ, yæхи мa хyдинaг кæнyт.
/os/
>>65835746
Hiiiiii~ I'm a,Leo ^_^
>>65835571
Istp bros
>>65835409
>they paid for me to go get a degree if I signed a contract stating I'll work for them for at least for two years after graduating.
Where do you find offers like this? I want to look at other options, there's many jobs I wouldn't even think of.
>>65835746
>tfw virgo
>tfw lonely
l-lel
>>65835746
>earths position relative to stars on the day when you were born tells about you as much as a test where you answer questions about yourself
>>65835746
I'm a Scorpio, though I have no idea what that means.
>>65835889
>implying you can accurately describe yourself
When you have a test where questions about you must be answered, you give multiple copies of it to multiple people to get an accurate non-biased, on average, result.
I was born on the year of the cock
>>65835990
>he can't objectively rate himself
Do you have a mental disability?
>>65835827
Like I said, I applied for grunt work that has basically no prerequisites, since a lot of the guys back then had soviet tier work ethic I stood out. That's about it. There are quite a few firms that do the same as us (for example Caverion, Tuvlita, CityService...).
>want to get something on ebay
>at the last minute people start to bid
>>65836047
me in the pic
>>65836099
That is famous bird of new zealand the kiwi bird, but he is endangered :^(
>>65836062
Your answers will be based on "that one time I ate icecream xd" and etc.
You can go kill yourself if you think I'm not right.
hi /balt/
>>65836170
Sup, senpai?
>>65836170
hello
>>65836082
>people
new to eBay?
>>65836170
Hello
>>65836214
yes
well nobodys responded to a thing ive said, how upsetting
goodnight cunts, havr a fun filled weekend
>>65836170
Hello, what do you want from us?
>>65836201
>>65836212
>>65836218
^__________________________^
>>65836303
Just saying hello to all my Baltic friends.
hi /balt/
>>65836365
Alright, just don't get into trouble here, lad
>>65836430
I promise to be good. :3
>>65836419
hi
>>65835734
that is a very good point
I was hoping nobody would say anything smart, now I have to get this shit fixed.
>>65836157
You are not right. I know myself much better than anyone else. Hell, nobody knows anything about me.
A person might seem friendly and outgoing, but only he knows that it takes a lot of effort for him to be like that. He would much rather spend his time alone, playing video games and shitposting on 4chan.
He might seem interested in what you're telling him, but only he knows that he doesn't give a shit about your problems.
If you can't objectively rate yourself, you're either retarded or a child.
>>65836419
What the fuck, faggot? Fuck off lad.
>>65836509
and your problem is...?
>>65836497
Aren't you supposed to kill yourself in this scenario? Please follow my instructions next time.
>>65834299
>>65835492
wilno and to a lesser extent kowno and memel(wno?) are full of rentcucks who are registered in other districts
>>65836600
>anime
I was right, you are retarded.
so...no eesti girls around today?
>>65836701
#65836701
anime website
>flag will never be vytis
why even live?
>>65836147
>tfw when Latvia is kiwi
>>65836988
Fuhrer dubs confirm for soonTM
>>65836068
I'll look into this, thank you for all the information.
who Lpop here
https://youtu.be/dED2mbqm4qw
>>65837436
What's lpop? latvian? lithuanian?
>>65837436
They look like slavs
>>65837637
kys
>>65837715
>weeb
>rude
Like COCKwork.
>>65837775
If you do it first, then I will follow along.
>>65837715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk
>>65837877
>bydlo parties are a thing in Latvia
Real life shitposting right there.
>>65837800
But they really do have the slavic look
>>65837877
lol
>>65833055
what up niggas, it's ya boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0tSvQh4Zdw
https://youtu.be/KB4s01dsD80
lol
How much can latvians understand of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1WwJx4nlac
How much can latvians understand of http://lnkgo.alfa.lt/visi-video/aktualai-pratesimas/ziurek-latviai-juas-pazdies
https://youtu.be/V4veBuE_QA0
niggerthuania haha amirite
>>65838757
is there a latvian show that make fun of how niggerthuanians or aidstonians speak?
>>65838757
haha rite
>>65838824
no, were not niggers
>>65838757
Now they make commercials for maxima..
https://youtu.be/DFoj9R0upo4
hmm
>>65838757
>>65838908
Wow this hurts man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_k6vKVam6P4
>>65838908
>were not niggers
Someone shat in a wastebasket in the hesburger I was in near jekapils
https://youtu.be/l36tnRNZd8E
>>65839097
your point?
>bought a bottle of farmhouse porter
>it's actuallu smoked porter
Tbh I don't know how to feel about it. At least the smoke isn't too strong.
>>65839172
A pommie cunt in the same hostel as me in Riga was complaining about how when he said to a policeman in the old town that there was a discarded hypodermic needle nearby (summer btw so people were walking in open shoes) the policeman responded simply "yes, and ?" When he made a fuss the policeman simply picked up the needle and dropped it down a drain (which made him even more mad)
Other policemen in liepoja were chuckling at me because (I'm guessing) how I looked.
I was coerced into giving traffic cops a bribe for speeding near the estonian border.
I had an angry argument with a guy shouting at me in Russian in jūrmala because I dared to cross at a pedestrian crossing and he had to stop.
Do you want more stories ?
>>65839617
>Do you want more stories ?
Yes.
>>65839617
sounds like ur small af lmao delusonial
We can always trust kuzu to defend Lithuania
Bravo
>>65839617
Apparently the extortion thing happens a lot. Or it used to, I haven't been to Latvia in a couple of years. They'd do "random" car stops near the Lithuanian-Latvian border, and go about it as slow as possible, hinting at being paid off, knowing people are going to the airport.
>>65839672
I bogged my rent car in the snow ditch when I tried to do a u turn like a retard off the side of maskavas iela (outside of the centre so nobody around + late at night). I tried for ages to get it out till some random guy was walking past and gave him the keys to get it out hoping he wouldnt drive off with it.
I accidentally left the window of a different car totally open parked on the street of bruninieku iela for four days. A stormed passed through but otherwise nothing happened to it (people must have thought wtf though).
Went to kaljana bars on krisjana baroną iela thinking it would be like one of those lebo places in London. Instead it was full of nouveau riche Russians dressed in shiny suits and a Russian waiter dressed in a grey tracksuit. Oh and Russian pop music in the background. It was shit.
>>65839999
wew
That culture oughta perk you up a tad.
What's giving you grief?
>>65839999
nice
>>65840478
I'm feeling really good.
I just like complaining
>>65835221
social reject
Really like this qtie guys.
>>65841209
Please stop being gay for cartoons. Do you need a friend to talk to or something?
>>65841307
One day you will also find love.
>>65841378
>implying implications
I've been in a relationship with a 3D woman for the past 9 years.
>>65835221
I'm a loser
>>65841439
>3D woman
Discarded
>>65841439
Is she cute ?
>>65841523
She's an "artist". They're all weird.
>>65841515
Tbh 3D boobs feel nice.
>>65835221
It's Saturday morning.
>>65841585
>She's an "artist". They're all weird
:3
Who /unironicshitposting/ here?
>>65841792
I'm not sure I understand.
>>65841792
I only do it ironically.
Why don't we ever talk about baltic or baltic-oceanian relations ?
>I'll never get a virgin husband
Disgusting. Why are men so degenerate?
>>65841585
Hey man, I'm an artist. Y-you're right.
>>65842290
We do, occasionally.
>>65842356
Nelabai m8
>>65842351
What are you into? Gf made some shit for Julia Janus and now she's restoring old furniture.
>>65841585
I for one don't need the physical touch.
masiulis dindu nuffin
Lads, I just wasted quads in another thread. I am so sorry.
>>65842455
Nice! One of my friends studies restoring old furniture as well, it's a very profitable occupation. I'm studying painting right now, but I'm studying animation on the side and that's what I'm aiming to have as my main job in the future. Aside from being a housewife.
lmao losers spent theri friday home xDD
>>65844238
Its tuesday
>>65844238
It's thrusday
>>65844238
p-please no b-bully anon
Hello.
I'm not gay, I just like feminine dick.
>>65844883
Hello, hi.
>>65844883
Tere
>>65844883
oh, hi
>>65844893
Sure thing, buddy.
>>65845012
I just wanna get my boipucci fucced while I gag on some feminine dick. I'm 100$ straight.
>>65845118
a man can only dream
could you all just SHUT THE FUCK UP for once?
My peepee grows
I'm bout to make milks
do you guys pretend to be retarded sometimes?
Does growing up in Lithuania do something to your head?
>>65845438
Yes. It's pretty funny at times.
>>65845442
it's in their genes
>>65845442
They're polish basically, so yes.
I will cum
>>65845585
pics or it didn't happen
>>65845585
to what?
>>65842934
frankly I would've voted for them if they didn't fuck up with this bribery shit
same with krikdem and gabrielius getting 200k from somewhere
no idea what to vote for anymore
>>65845857
feet
>>65845883
might as well post them
>>65845877
i will vote for liberals, they need extra votes to pass 5% threshold for sure
>>65845938
>i will vote for liberals, they need extra votes to pass 5% threshold for sure
yea probably libs + valstieciai + krikdem is the best we could get. Certainly better than a commie coalition
>>65845998
You must go back.
>>65846225
>You must go back.
where?
>>65846237
Whence you came from.
Friendly reminder that I'm still seeking an eesti gf.
>>65846237
anywhere but here
Well lads I came
Sorry no pics because the load was pathetic to be honest
>>65846323
can you be my friend pls
>>65846304
>Whence you came from.
my parent's house?
>>65846407
wait a sec, are u trying to steal my traktors?
>>65846437
no...
>>65846429
that pic really isn't funny dude what were you thinking?
>>65846307
I have an eesti gf, she's kinda clingy desu.
>>65846505
I know, we have to stop those fucking pigeons
Jūs visi esate trenkti
Goodmorning my fellow eestiboos
>>65846582
I have a russian gf, she's kinda psycho haha
>>65846582
I'm jelly,
I'm an Estonian single girl btw haha ;)
>>65846656
>I'm a Lithuanian shitposter btw haha ;)
>>65846728
uhm no haha :) weirdo
i am become nose, the destroyer or worlds
t. regular goy, no rekalmine agidacija here mr. vaigauskas :DDDD
>>65846764
why are you posting with Lithuanian flag?
feeling chipped by evil saurians desu
>>65846471
good because i donmt have one
>>65846820
just studying here, wbu? :D
>>65846631
>>65846840
so can we be friends now?
NORMALFAGS GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65846884
and you thoughts?
>>65846851
I'm an American in America.
>>65846884
I sure goddamned would, m8
>>65846895
ok sure can you help me move house this weekend
>>65847026
You should come over some time haha :D or i could visit you ;) by the way I'm blonde ;)
>>65847036
sure just tell me when exactly and i'll be there
>>65846813
(((zmogaus teisiu gynejas)))
erry tiem
>>65847046
>>65847120
you're so cute when you act shy ^.^
>>65847120
stop right there murican scum, eesti gf is mine
>>65847176
get in my bed right now :DDD let's fug :DDDD
>>65847176
:3
>>65847301
rude
>>65847301
ugh sorry but i don't date lithuanians
>>65847393
good decision. will you be my eesti gf??
>tfw can't get The Nutshack theme out of my head
Please help
>>65847531
will you buy me pretty stuff and take me out on fun dates?
>>65847590
the Nutshack is a little old place where
we can get together
Nutshack baaaaabyyy
Nutshack, baby Nutshack
Nutshack, baby Nutshack
Nutshack, baby Nutshack
Nutshack, baby Nutshack
>>65847643
Yes! Well, unless you're a gold digger. Fuck that.
Marching to the incinerator
Now we pay our debts
To die on the Steppes
We paid in blood
We paid in blood
Let loose from the leash
To hunt the Bolshevik beast
dude fuck facebook man
>>65848009
delet ur account
>>65847815
>no reply
>gold digger confirmed
all /balts/ asleep?
>>65848573
except u
>>65848715
das rite
Next year's my year, this time it's for real
>>65848821
does mother still buy your clothes ?
>>65846884
Classic meme
>>65849574
This country was built on stitch ups
Hey guys, I've made a few memes in the past on this site. You'd never believe me so I wont list them off but anyway. I'm drunk and came up with a new insult maybe you can use in everyday life.
Whoreshit.
No, not "horseshit" but "Whoreshit". To use it in a sentence,
"Yo nigga you's low-a than whoreshit"
Thoughts? I posted this here first because there's a few Aussies who shitpost like it's their day job.
pleas help me!!!
>>65850009
>>65850009
>>65850009
>>65850009
>>65834278
and looks a bit like my dad too
>>65850436
Do you ever tell your dad he's a handsome man?
>>65849516
advertising a thread
>>65850699
Em... No, he was alcoholic. But when he was a young, he was really pretty.
>>65850999
the /effay/ lifestyle
>>65850999
You're a grill aren't you? Study in US. I bet you'd find a husband relatively easily.
>>65851085
kek
>>65851094
This is quite expensive, and I'm not a genius. Furthermore, I don't want to use a guy only for this. It's not okay.
>>65850999
Does there exist a single Russian devotchka without daddy issues?
>>65851499
Well hey, at least you have morals. But you're kindof correct about how fucking much we have to learn. I'm 19 and learning about McLauren expansions and fucking high-tier complex number partial derivatives. Shit's faggy as fuck.
But hey, at you understand that it's not acceptable. There are quite a few forign exchange students who work that angle for a green card.
Hmm, I don't know why but I'm wracking my brain trying to help you... well, have a good morning!
This American is the biggest beta I have ever seen
>>65851620
Yes, of course they exist.
>>65851724
I flat out dont believe you
>>65851724
also please leave this thread
>>65851654
I mean, that I can't get a scholarship, like my cousin, and I have no idea how I will pay for my study, even if I will work. I have this opportunities 3 years ago, before Crimea and all of this crises in Russia, but now I afraid even visited another country, just because I don't have money for this and prefer spend on my education there. But I still have a chance got a good job in other country, if I became a real professional.
>>65851744
it's you're right, but, probably, I know better
hello friends, I just returned from grocery shopping. how is everyone tonight?
>>65852058
Today is my old man's birthday. Gonna have lunch with my parents then check out a beach party if the weather cleans up.
>>65852423
Say happy birthday to your dad for me.
>>65852758
Their front garden is pretty comfy
>>65853059
>phone lines throught the garden
>comfy
>>65853059
I made a little friend last time I was here
>>65853075
Post comfy gardens
>>65853143
this one >>65853086
>>65852423
sounds like you've got a good day planned. nice comfy garden, too.
well lads I intended to spend the evening on /pol/ as usual but it's an absolute shitfest over there tonight. Sad!
helo
i am in vilnius
what to do
>>65836509
what anime is this?
>>65854273
Reclaim wilno
ok lads, as promised, I am giving up my search for an eesti gf on /int/.
I will now fug off. See you eesti anons back on /pol/.
eesti gf u can come out now
>9am on a Saturday
>hey let's turn on the heating :)
tfw you missed the lithuanian waifu poster
>>65856114
thanks