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korean pop

>>65824586
you're gay

life is grim, lads

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Lads I'm looking for a Jeremy Clarkson interview where he talks about how he doesn't care how he looks.

If anyone knows the one I'm talking about I'd really appreciate a link.

Also any Clarkson images would be appreciated.

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>>65824586
Decided to go with a snakebite and blackcurrant to relive my goff days

>those clown runts are coming into australia
awesome

that one lad who's never been included in that one lads edition (me)

>>65824657
how many pints down are you, surprise desk lad?

Nèi jiàn duōméitǐ yuèqì yīnxùn héchéng yīnyuè guǐdào jiéhé lìtǐ tīngjué héchéng jièmiàn zhī diànzǐ yuèqì zhuāngzhì fùjiā nèi jiàn xiǎoxíng yīnxùn lìtǐshēng gāojí bòfàng qì zhī tóu dài shì língtīng zhuāngzhì

>>65824677
will absolutely batter one if it comes near me desu hahahaha

Ask the audience>>>>50/50>>>>>>>>>>>Phone a friend

>>65824657
is that bar mat in welsh?

>>65824697
this
those fucking idiots are going to get themselves killed rather than killing us.

>>65824677
its so pathetic desu

Hahaha omg I'm so scared of clowns me HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA do I fit in yet? Omg a clown!

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moggers

>>65824690
Only a couple, need to stay upright, the gf isn't coming over this evening so I've invited an ex to go clubbing and stay over at mine.

>>65824713
trolling or retarded?

>>65824741
this

went out, came back, bit tired

>>65824677
they're already in wales
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/chilling-footage-captures-clown-loitering-11991303

went back, came out, bit exhausted

>>65824758
a little from column A, a little from column B

>LE CLOWNS xDD

literally retarded 19 year olds dressing up in shitty clown costumes from the local halloween store so that they can put it on their snapchat story

most boring shit possible, would not even care if I walked past one of these cretins down the street

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>>65824807

>>65824820
>>65824741
>>65824762
cheer up grumpy guts

>>65824820
nah their gimmick right now is coming after you, jumping on your car, chasing you etc. theyre absolutely aching for a kick in the head.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s015k2JGTzYi

couldn't care less about so-called clowns

>>65824741
>>65824820
>>65824868
put you fucking runts in the ground

Reckon if a clown ran after me and in sheer panic I pulverised their skull with an iron bar I'd be let off due to self defence? Asking for a friend

>>65824947
If I was on the jury, I'd push for an OBE

I realise this isn't in the jurors remit, but still

why isn't rule britannia your anthem? It's so much better than god save the queen

>>65824947
yeah

>ordered pizza last night
>pizza box was literally made in Italy

doesn't get more authentic than that

>>65824947
oo youre hard

>>65824978
because the queen is sick

>>65824863
what did ribena do?

>>65825002
heh ;-)

yes i am..xx

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>>65824999
fascinating

>>65823938
please laugh at him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_nr2AZruA

>>65825011
how new are you?

hope a clown stabs me so I can get compensation

>>65825059
i would but i don't understand what he's saying

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>Philip Hammond drops plan to sell cut-price Lloyds shares to public

hmm yes back to business as usual

>>65825073
Don't get excited, they will pay you with funny money

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>be /brit/
>lose 10% of life savings in minutes
>mfw $1 = £1,000

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All alone lads

>>65824863

lelling at this

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Hello, I'm a gayer.

>>65825072
I've had him filtered for a while

so apparently there's all these clowns floating about now? bit weird that it's news, politicians have been in the public for years.....

>>65825111
just seeing 'blacked' at the bottom is enough to give me an erection desu

>>65824863
based scot

>>65825158
currency fluctuations don't affect money saved and spent here you dick cheese

>>65824743
quite enjoy this fucktoy

can't think of a movie to watch

>>65825213
Doors open. Fun.

>>65825213
poor little whiteboy 3

business idea: dutty gyal come wine pon mi cocky

>Uploaded 10 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGhlumAtAGc

good memories

I've decided lads. I'm going to kiss her.

>>65824863
Howling t.b.h

>>65824863
Alri Bruce Robertson

2 hours left at work and fuckall to do except browse BBC and play minesweeper
Can't even /brit/post or use my phone (currently doing a poo)

Any ideas for anything to keep me occupied on the internet that the IT blokes won't string me up for looking at my history

>>65825307
bukakke porn

>>65825307
Do your fucking job you stupid paki

>>65825213

the 5th element.

>>65825307
give her a good shagging

Hey brits, whos drunk as fuck here?

>>65825307
Imitate the /brit/ experience in your office by calling random people a paki/rorke/taig/runt

>>65825335
Fuck off its done for the week

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLtpcxtk4HI

>he doesn't recycle

Imagine being this much of a chav runt

If ANY of you had the misfortune to encounter me I would take no hesitation to expire you

>>65825436
>His local council doesn't have separate waste and recycling bags

mental

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>>65825430
can't w8

where do i actually watch it tho?

>>65825307
ah yes, the surplus labour as Marx mentioned.

>>65825167
well don't gay near me

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>>65825436
Everything you do is cancelled out by me throwing plastic bottles and other rubbish out my car window daily

>>65825484
Literal lower class chav scum

I bet you're that deskrunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIkGlAcOko

fucking show him girls haha

Member of my family was recently arrested for a very embarrassing crime, and we've just had a tip-off that the local press are about to report it. We only told close family/friends about it, so we suspect that someone in the police told the press deliberately. Life's about to become even less fun then it already was haha

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>>65825484
>tfw i throw an entire empty mcdonalds bag out the car window
>tfw i must've thrown out literally thousands of cigarette butts over the years

The only reason countries like Sweden are so nice is because the lower classes are non-existent

>>65825158
made A LOT of money off that

jews lose again

>>65825531
haha tell us what it was lad

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>>65825500
Pretty rude desu, have a (you) as a substitute for the love missing from your life

What should I get to eat lads?

Sushi or Five Guys or Other (Please Specify)

Breddain.

have to poo

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/landlords-offer-women-free-accommodation-in-london-flats-in-exchange-for-sexual-favours/ar-BBx7FOK

ah yes, female privilege doesn't exist

>>65825500
First is correct second isn't
>>65825535
All me too
Love a good maccies bag dash

>>65825531

what did they do?

>>65825531
You can't post this and then not tell us what the crime was

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>Sushi

America is 3rd world tier unless you're upper middle class minimum

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>Pop star Selena Gomez recently cancelled her 2016 tour after suffering anxiety and depression
>Olly Murs has offered his support to ex-One Direction star Zayn Malik, after the singer pulled out of several concerts with "extreme anxiety".


ah yes. so called anxiety

>>65825591
Other:
Cockmeat Sandwich, extra sauce

At work

Just poking my head in to laugh at the NEETS and arrogant students browsing this shithole in the daytime

Hahaha

>>65825565
>>65825626
>>65825633
Don't want to post any specifics but suffice to say my younger siblings will probably get bullied at school/college because of it, and although I won't get bullied the people I've known all my life will start to act really awkwardly around me and probably just ignore me if they can, which is understandable.

>>65825670
they perform to thousands of people every night for a living
it's got to catch up with them eventually

>>65825670

i get really anxious. its completely fucked. just quit my job over it.

I feel apprehensive. Better get a diagnosis and take a week off work

>>65825699

was it something sexual?

>>65825723

On the verge of this myself

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you lads play that new poopieguy sim game thing

>>65825699
is he a nonce

I'm slightly inconvenienced. Going to take a week off work and join a mental health support group

>>65825699
noncing confirmed

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ah yes

apparently some clowns around brighton lads

>>65825699
Definitely a nonce tbH

>>65825670
usually means drugs

>>65825752
>>65825794
>>65825812
>>65825838
No specifics m8s, let's just say it's something that pretty much everyone in society hates. I should add that the person is saying they're not guilty and I have no idea personally what the truth is, but it doesn't really matter now. As soon as the story runs, the people we knew all our lives will make 'no smoke without fire' inferences and we'll be laughed at behind our backs, and cut off by everyone apart from our close friends. Had just started to become comfy in this town as well, will probably do a move as soon as it all blows over.

>>65825888
peado stuff no doubt

>>65825769

its such a relief to finally quit a job that made me anxious every time i went in. have a new job lined up cleaning a local supermarket. hopefully i can do that without needing to pop a Xanax every day and still getting anxious. does your job involve customer service?

>>65825888
oh fuck, he voted Labour

>>65825888
noncin'

relation of thailad i reckon

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>boss texts me to do overtime
>ignore him


This has been going on for about a year now

Honestly don't know why he still asks

>>65825888
a bit of public shaming did no one any harm

>>65825943

you can say no mate, he cant legally do anything

>>65825969
Pretty sure he can fire me because I said in the interview I could do loads of overtime

Government bars foreign academics from advising on Brexit

>>65826010

if it doesnt say specifically in your contract he cant do shit

>>65825956
Personally I just want to live a quiet life la, literally DID NOT need any of this in my life right now.

>>65826010
is it in your contract

have you worked there for over 2 years

My slag gf plan is now nearly complete, 10 pages of perfect slag charming (not posting it here dont feel like sharing my future gf candidates)

Only the last phase remains, the when & where. Where would you authentic brits consider to be the absolute ground zero of the slaggiest ladies on this planet? And what time of year would be optimal for my plan to achieve the best results?

Thanks in advance!

>>65826016
>>65826020
Still feel a bit cuntish, it's only a part time job though

Guy literally phones me every 2 days to come in and do 8 extra hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

Most reddit cringe thing I've ever seen
Guarantee you all 17 million views are from 13 year old redditors

>>65826039
Any club in the north or Wales.

>>65826039
Leeds or Liverpool

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Think it's possible he'll come third?

>>65826071
Well you've watched it so that may well be true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw


>>65826071
bet you can't do better haha

*chucks a spready*

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As a Romanian, UK is a bit rorke now.

>>65826043

could you even call that red thing a shirt?

>>65826010
he can do fuck all mate

>>65826140
good

>>65826140
Agreed

all the rorkes will become lefties because it is now contrarian

How do I get Kate Middleton to notice me?

Apparently some lass I went to school with was on that stupid new show
You know the one, it's called dating in the dark or some wank

Bit disappointed that I once knew such a complete and utter runt

>>65826178
bum prince george

what is this clown thing then? never even heard about it

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Legolas, get them up!

Cannot believe you Rorkes.

I've been 'avin a think, lads.

Aspies like ourselves need a place in society to thrive. Why don't we work together to overthrow the neurotypes in London and establish a Fifth Reich of Aspergers? Perhaps the title of this new nation should be 'Aspergia'. What do you lads think?

>>65826043
>>65826139
>>65826211
you from newcastle lad?

>>65826211
fuckin hell my tits are bigger than hers

>tfw 5'6 12 stone skinnyfat

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Mid-air brawl that saw a ten-year-old child hit with a wine bottle during flight to Alicante was sparked by stag do taunting passenger for his MAN BUN

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GOOD MORNING

>>65826071
it does hit that perfect spot of inspiring people to check out particular events in Japan's history in more detail if they are so inclined

skims over the country's whole history quite well I reckon

Eight there are here, yet nine there were set out from Rivendell.

made eier mit speck

>>65826043
wouldn't fuck them individually but would unironically push for a foursome with 1 2 and 4

Brit on holiday

What are some LEGAL weed related gifts I could bring my mates back from the ol' 'merica? Don't smoke the 'erb myself so don't know what to get 'em lol

computer's running a bit slow, lads. virus scan is showing up with no results. what could be the issue? it's a thinkpad x220, couple of years old now I reckon

>>65826252
>5'6 12 stone
That's not skinnyfat, that's just regular fat.

>>65826327
could get some gummies through customs I reckon

>>65826299
alri celeborn

>>65826335
Have you tried switching it on and off again

built like a brick shithouse

>>65826043
if one of these girls so much as acknowledged my existence I would consider it a very successful night out.

new gimmick: pretend to be an academic expert in memes and make every post with a picture of that turtle thing called Leo or whatever

>>65826335
Download more RAMs

>>65826252
I'm 6'4" and 12 stone you fucking manwhale

>>65826327
A grinder

For we went needlessly into the nets of Moria.

qt 18 yo that works where i just started was being really friendly with me and seems to want to be my friend

i have a gf but i'm definitely gonna play along and see what potential is there. doesn't hurt to expand your options

brick like a shit builthouse

>I'm 6'4"

doubt.jpg

>>65826327
I'd say buy them bong accessories like new bowls and ash catchers but you'd need to know what diameter down-stem they use.

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My gf left me and fucks turks now. What shall i do

>>65826366
same 2bqh

>>65826353
Ciao mio ragazzo.

>>65826412
SCHIZOPHRENIA

So this... is the infamous /brit/... woah....

>I'd say buy them bong accessories like new bowls and ash catchers but you'd need to know what diameter down-stem they use.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37588127

>tfw tall, skinny, soft face and half decent jawline but everyone thinks I'm bent or too boyish / feminine

Want to end it lads, I don't look manly at all

>>65826421
Let her fuck "Syrians" too.

currently not shooting the messenger

>>65826412
More like Wither amirite

>>65826421
do a brevie

@65826436
im not gay

>>65826421
not your gf

>>65826071

i didnt mind this video. not a weeb or a reddit btw

>>65826498
yet

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/D1/ reporting in

>>65826461
are you a child

>>65826384
Alri skellington

>>65826071
it's quite informative desu

>>65826481
To be honest it would make me hard

mandatory paki check

are you a paki?

/don'thavehotdrinkautism/ here

thats right

i literally could not give less of a shit whether the milk is put in before the tea bag or vice versa

only thing that slightly bothers me is when someones making drinks and they put the coffee spoon in the tea

>check japan hotels
>£400 a night average

get.tae fuck

>>65826218

its foolproof.

built like a barratt new build

>>65826574
You could fuck the "Syrians" too hans

>>65826421
Rat face

>>65826558
I'm a bit thin but not so much that I'm full sp00ky skelly

reckon me bones r hollow

>>65826586
if you put the milk in with the teabag first the milk will taste of the teabag paper fuck off

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>>65826421
You know what to do Hans

>>65826578
ye

>>65826421
i want her to shrink me down to a minuscule size and tuck me into her panties between her meaty buttcheeks to soak up all of her buttsweat during one of her workouts
other times she'd stuff me into one of her shoes to serve as her insole and make sure her feet were soft and clean and comfortable at all times as she walks

>>65826604
How? Want more pics of her?

The US is the only reason Japan is so successful now desu.

>>65826607
ah yes i'm sure you attract far superior looking females. fuck off you tryhard little bellend

>>65826239

i dont have aspergers. i have schizophrenia. we're going to need a nieghbouring schizo state.

>>65826644
Ask them if they want to fuck you. You're the expert here Hans.

>>65826679
Only if she watches
>>65826638
You seem to like her

>>65826677
S H I T
H
O
W
E
R

in THIS order

thinking of doing a think

thoughts?

>>65826736
outstanding post

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Right, gone and fucked it then lads

>>65826677
sound like a proper nancyboy

>>65826727
Sounds like a plan, Hans :)

>>65826631
dont care

>>65826647
Literally do not gonna lie. Feel sorry for you to be desu.

Why the FUCK did I vote Brexit?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>65826677
Brits have terrible hot water and water pressure.

Your shower will be cold 3 minutes in. Far too conservative with water.

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>>65826749

>when you take a shit in the shower and stamp it down the drain while pretending you're Godzilla stomping on a small African village

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>>65826594

capsule hotels are only like 50 quid at most :^)

>>65826788
>far too conservative with water

Alri California

japan is literally an entire country of council blocks

>>65826749
HATE that smug smiley face

https://twitter.com/davesuncat/status/784402903926792193

imagine being enough of a runt to support Tony fucking Blair

What now becomes of this Fellowship?

>>65826765
find your tone altogether disagreeable

wont be replying to you so very often in the future

I don't drink hot beverages of any kind.

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>>65826767
of course you do

>>65826807
would be comfy until the guy in the capsule next to you is wanking at 3am

>>65826807
ah yes, no showers

>>65826843
you mad bro?

>>65826788
American shower water is fucked up m8. My hair is stringy as fuck

>>65826788
the fuck are on about? maybe in a building with an ancient boiler but i can shower for half an hour and it's fine

>>65826819
Blair would never consider bringing down immigration. But Labour are a bit pointless atm

>Guy nearly walked into me in town
>He shook his head at me and muttered to himself "the fucking idiots are only making themselves look like twats doing this"
Think I found the working class Tim lads

>>65826638
Do you want morevpics of her?

>>65826421
d1, c2, b3, a3 are the only ones acceptable

accidentally wandered into iceland the other day

decided to just run with it and buy some sea bass fillets anyway

lady at the till was talking to another lady about being on some weightloss program and putting stickers on a book

horrendous

>>65826827
dont care

*cares a lot*

>>65826852

There are community bathrooms and showers.

starting to think drinking every night is having a negative effect on me

>>65826852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunI_aBU14U

?

>>65826638
underrated post

>>65826895
why are brits so class conscious

>>65826895
t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire

>>65826884
You seem like you're desperate to post them so aye, gan on then

>>65826947
Why would it? You're good little boys. Scotland on the other hand..

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>>65826914

don't be silly, what gave you that idea?

>have a bunch of models in my friends on fb who I don't even talk to
>get unknown runts messaging me "how do you have XYZ in your friends???"

Wish they'd fuck off desu

Hello, I am Theresa Williams After being in relationship with Anderson for years, he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to my friend and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem. you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or any other Case. 1) Love Spells 2) Lost Love Spells 3) Divorce Spells 4) Marriage Spells 5) Binding Spells 6) Breakup Spells 7) Banish a past Lover. 8.) You want to be promoted in your office 9) want to satisfy your lover

Any of you lads need a spell done?

>>65826947
It doesn't. I love Wales. Scotland though does enrage me.

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breads stale

>>65826960
>it's a "look at my butt" dress

ah yes, terrible

need some eggs but Centra is too far smfh first they close at night then they DARE to open a Centra 1Km away from my house what the fuck this is not democracy

>>65826957
Hmmmmmm

Whilst I do support the temporarily embarrassed millionaire gimmick, finding Iceland utterly deplorable is pretty standard

>that view when a girl is about to sit on your face

very nice desu. love seeing that bum come towards

@65826988
hmm yes a so-called humble brag

>>65826947
Irrelevant country that isn't even politically different from England, culturally identical. No reason it would enrage me.

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>>65827015
bit gay

>>65826366
I'd actually be pretty embarrassed to bring one of those home lel

Alright, but not the best

I assume you're not in London?

>>65826993

shan't be reading this

*hides your post*

>>65826988
You think that's runty? Someone on PS3 friends list got really popular on youtube back in the day and I'd get messages from runts saying "I saw you on youtube and you're good and I want to team up with you sometime" because they were that desperate to maybe get into a party with someone who makes youtube videos. Mental.

>>65826891
What do you mean?

>>65826972
i only have a few tbf but i've been really fucking depressed since and got a shit libido

also doing worse at gym

didn't think it'd be so bad tbf

>>65827057
are you a billionaire living in chelsea? is that it?

>>65827064
Who was it?

>>65827013

make toast then

>>65827058
*Does a spell to banish your future lovers*

Heh, no things are personelle.

>>65826988
remove the models then you spastic or do you just love the attention?

>>65827075
whoops >>65826891 was meant for >>65826531

>>65827057
Agreed desu

They're fit but that's as far as it goes

eating a frozen meal
im a certified runt now

>>65827099
toast wanker loves his toast

tarot reading is real get over it mum

>>65827098
There was a few actually, but the one that caused me to get the most random friend requests was probably ONLYUSEmeBLADE, when he was getting life half a million views per video back during MW2.

>>65826993
do a spell to make me knob longer lad

>>65826043

Poor, poor British men

>>65827136
so you'd be embarrassed about bringing a fit girl home?

>go into mcdonalds
>ask for a mcchicken premiere
>get lots of funny looks

I wish they didn't stop making it

http://www.strawpoll.me/11380784

http://www.strawpoll.me/11380784

http://www.strawpoll.me/11380784

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been here. wish i could've just stayed out there. would've died in a few days though

>>65827184
*does a spell to make your knob longer but doesn't increase the girth so now it looks like a pepparami*

Careful what you wish for, peasant.

>>65827186
It's alright. We just take the American women :)

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i can sense your fear

>>65827195
>go into kfc
>polish lass with a thick chinese accent is on the mic

wtf

>>65826914
>>65827085
had the same feeling a couple of months ago so i stopped

since then i've drunk on maybe 5 occasions and i feel so much better

>>65827231
oops sorry I farted

>>65827217
lad, please, give me the girth

that pepperami advert was terrifying desu, the things looked weird too, don't know how you could eat them

>>65827231
Sense this
*farts*

>>65827194
She just looks a bit slaggy, not the kind of person I'd wish to meet my family anyway

>>65827195
Brit on holiday

>Go to KFC
>They don't have box meals in American KFC
>Get a Taco Bell instead

Hello /Brit/ I love you :3

cannot stop hiccuping and then throwing up every half hour or so
what should i do lads

got an absolute belter of a post coming up lads but waiting for the new

>>65827269
because you have poor english and a dumb and pointless independence movement

>>65827280
Aww I love you too

>>65827268
don't really understand pulling if i am honest

would you have no qualms showing her to your parents if she was more attractive but you met in the same circumstances?

>>65826993

i want to be able to shit out of my dick. is there a spell for that?

>>65827292
stop vomming and hiccuping

ez

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>>65827195
>go to mcdonalds in a foreign country
>have the greatest burger of my life
>come back
>they don't serve it

someone make a new thread before i throw a hissy fit

>>65827277
Brit on holiday

>Go to KFC
>order some hot wings
>realise America has completely different agricultural standards
>get cancer and food poisoning

>>65827269
full of Scottish people

>>65827227

Plenty to go around desu. I'd applaud the effort.

>>65827328
ah yes of course why did i not think of that
clearly your superior british intellect is to thank here

Literally how the fuck do I act less autistic and just hold a normal conversation with people? I wasn't always like this but since 18 I've become a turbo abnormie with no self-confidence whatsoever and crippling social anxiety?

Help :(

>>65827269
Because you're left wing twats that want independence and you CONSTANTLY bite the hand that feeds. Now fuck off.

>>65827323
Spells work differently down unda. They do the opposite of what they're intended to do.

>>65827317

a vagina is a vagina to be quite honest

>>65827359
np m8 always been a fan of the dominion and its subjects

happy to help

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Ah yes! Such critical thinkers The Donald has backing him!

>>65827249
If this is true I'll cut drinking down severely

i simply don't feel the same as I used

>>65827363
it is though, you cunts vote on our laws

>go to macdonalds
>it's been closed for years

the danish gf has clearly learned American """"""English""""""
not a fan of this development

>>65827366
jus b urself


Joking aside, I wish I could help, but I'm naturally very charismatic and have no idea how I get away with the autistic shit I say and do.

>>65827387
past some basic limits(weight, hygiene, retardation) i agree

>>65827393
a>>65827393
h yes>>65827393
the >>65827393
so>>65827393
called alt right

>>65827366

get a coke habit

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>Go back to the town I went to school in
>Used to be 99% white
>See pakis everywhere now
>See some paki kids wearing my old school's uniform
>mfw

Brits have a massive fucking inferiority complex to Americans. That's why brits are constantly talking about how dumb and fat yanks are, and how FOY is a thing.

British bands make music mocking the US.

I literally never see americans say anything about Brits unprompted and theres not really a history of it.

We simply don't give a fuck about you, while you lot hate us. It's a bit sad, but I guess I understand your slipping relevance and our power makes you bitter I suppose.