Why does this phenomenon only happen in the USA?

SHART

73rd Amendment rights.

Because we as Americans can shart wherever we want, unlike unfree euro countries.

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Got this captcha yesterday

It doesn't.

he's a big boy

and some people dare to say they have no culture

Loose bowels are a side effect of certain diet pills.

Always the same pictures or edits.

Australians are reddit tier shitposters with how often they force and spam stupid shit, and I wish you fucks would realize that.

>>65817517
>Always the same pictures or edits.
sounds like the mongol memes that have been forced here for years.
SHART won't die. Ever

>>65817545
it died pretty quickly tho

>>65817545
It's even lamer than the clapping thing. It's gotta have some basis in reality first.

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>An American walks into a mart

You're a big sharter

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>>65817927
You got your pants stained! What's the next step of your master plan?

Poop xD, he made the poopies from his butt :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>65817914
>...and he inmediately sharts

>>65817977

Sharting this Mart... with no survivors

>>65818524
nobody loves this meme more than you poos
must feel a lot like justice

>>65818569

yup

I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm just walking around the store when I suddenly start to consider, what would it take for me to shit my fucking pants right now and then just pretend it didn't happen?

This is some real sick shit, produced by a deranged mind.

>>65818594
all we need is one aussie to shit himself on camera

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>>65817587
>>65817647
DESPERATE

>sharting in a mart

>Paul Blart: Mall Shart

>>65817351
Honestly people shit on India too much.

America has Designated Shiting Stores

At least wipe god dammit
https://youtu.be/KEeeEdUc7Is

Americans are retarded and gross subhumans

>>65817351
How the fuck can they shart and not know it?

>>65822428
i want to know this too
wtf is up with this shit :D

>>65817351
It's because Americans are lazy by nature.

>They gain weight because they don't want to exercise or bother learning about basic diets.
>They look for the easiest way to help them lose weight
>They find the first dietary weightloss pill without doing any research or reading the label because they are lazy
>They assume this magical pill will make them thin out of nowhere
>They don't learn that what the pills usually do is to block the body from ingesting fats
>They go to McDonalds to eat burgers because they are getting thinner after all so they need to celebrate
>Lets not forget the diet coke
>after sitting on their ass for 3 hours they summon their strength again to go into Walmart at the same location
>They stumble around looking for whatever the fuck they think they save money on by spending money on because its cheap
>They don't realize that all the fat is now leaking out of their ass because the nerves on butt portion of their body was strangulated by their weight from their last sitting session

>>65822046

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a27_1473655052

>>65817927
For you

>>65817977
>>65823123
You don't get to bring change pair of pants

>>65817587
>>65817647
ameritriggers

>>65817457
Underrated