/brit/

>>65815991
fuck brit

mad fin

>>65816018
pwned

>that hairline

FUCK sakes

http://www.stornowaygazette.co.uk/news/local-headlines/baby-born-to-refugee-syrian-family-in-stornoway-1-4248283

Really unironically lovely this.

*opens door*

Hey - where is everyone?

*studio audience laughs*

>>65816130
In bed living the neet life.

>>65816130
*falls out of the closet, stares angrily at you* well that's a stupid question innit? *audience roars with laughter*

The new Battlefield game unironically has black German and African American soldiers but no French or Russians

>>65816154
aw hell for it! [my catchphrase]

*studio laughs and cheers*

[Enter: Thailad]

Cheap coloured labour

>>65816172
>>65816188

*we all start beating him with frying pans*

*howls of laughter from the audience*

>>65816188
*stands up, various cleaning appliances falling off me*
Do NOT ignore me, Bruce

*changes the channel*

>>65816179
It would have actually made more sense historically to have an african soldier fighting for the french but whatever, the germans had them too.

OOh you could have an interesting moral dilemma when as the african german solideer you're made to fire on other africans fighting for the french

*i enter the room like a spastic retard trying to open the door*

*half the crowd dies from laughter*

>>65816172
>>65816188
>>65816207
*sits up after beating*
Well I guess you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

*slow clap from audience followed by inaudible mumbles*

[Thaidlad fumbles down the stairs pulling up his pants]

Y-you fellas called?

[half naked thai girl runs out of the house yelling in thai]

*All in sync: That's our Thailaaaad*

*I enter the room and punch thailad in the side of the head*

someone say something about breaking some eggs?

>>65816258
get that yanky shit out of here, this show is about violence. constant, unreasonable comic violence

>hurricane matthew isnt even cat 5

wew all that hype

Someone teach me a lovely new word.

>>65816194
THE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD IS THE FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT! THE POWER OF MONEY, AND OF MONEY ALONE

>>65816253
>>65816276
*doorbell rings*
*we swivel our heads around comically whilst thailad, eager to escape further violence, scrambles to answer the door*

>>65816258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRhB270znA
where are you going, bitch, come back, I already paid your father.
>>65816317
defenestration

*tars and feathers this Finn then puts a bucket on his head walloping it with a slipper in a fit of insanity*

BUCKET BOY FINN AROOOOOOOOGA

>>65816234
Literally half the soldiers in the game are black and black people never fought in Europe

*changes channel*

IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/11379444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379444

*camera zooms in on two manic runt eyes peering down from a hole in the corner ceiling*

You lads hear that?

>>65816362
Woke up, turned the heating up a notch and went back to bed for an hour

>>65816350
>black people never fought in Europe

Not true.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=black+soldiers+in+western+front&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=662&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj-wazIm8jPAhWDF8AKHcLjAEEQ_AUIBigB

alri smegheads

*throws remote control at the telly*

>>65816362
nah

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

*discusses with the other execs about renewing the show for a second season*

*hushed mumblings*

*comes to agreement*

*Thailad gets recast*

>>65816374
As yes, there were a few token men from the West Indies, better make the main characters African

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gf, the

I cannot believe my eyes when as a Brit, our own top dancing competition is in fact a pathetic attempt at comedy and dance in the eyes of the world.

I had a friend from Korea who came several days ago and I decided to show him a highlight of Strictly Come Dancing, the king of all dance shows.

But alas I was met with my mate's sigh of disappointment and frustration as the judges exaggerate the dancers performances. As one of them flamboyantly tried sounding Italian to pathetically sound more legit in his judgement which is nothing more than false praise.

Let me also say that my friend is not someone who loves Kpop. He dislikes it but still claimed it was better than the steaming pile of shit we both watched.

Angry and offended, I asked him to pack his bags and stay somewhere else for the night. After pushing him out of the house, I spent six hours crying and venting my frustration.

Surely Strictly is THE best. It is what true dance ought and should be. Yet the world hates it. I don't understand. Until I took a breath, calmed myself down and use my noggin for a moment.

Gay flamboyant judges, too many Googles, too many mixed black-white teams, no critiques. Everybody sounding so fake. I understand now why Strictly is in fact just a shitty television show.

I called my friend up and apologized, saying that I now see the truth.

This apology I now as a Brit would like to extend to the world.

I am sorry for Strictly Come Dancing.

I urge my fellow Britons to join me in apology

*Tim bursts in sweating and mumbling incoherently*
*growing laughs of the audience enliven him, sending him bumping chaotically around the room*
*Tim opens the oven and starts screaming in it and closing it game like*
*laughter dims as only his mumbling voice and his clanging is heard in the studio*
*Tim wanders into the audience showing a large blade from his pocket mumbling still with an ever resolute cast face shining with sweat*

>>65816423
Several battalions worth actually. And why not? It's their game they can do what they like.

And frankly, yes, they would be more interesting characters than Hans the Sausage Maker.

>>65816429
hooOOOOWWWLLL

who is THAT

@65816462
@65816406
@65816382
@65816370
@65816351
you have to go back 2 leddit you unfunny bellends

>>65816429
fucking love how photos from the 70's and 80's look

>>65816481
the gf (1 of 1)

>>65816492
all me

mongoloids

>>65816493
don't curse

>>65816492
sorry mate, won't be doing that

>>65816337
*runs around the room, bumping into doors and furniture, mumbling and occasionally screaming*

VITTU VITTU LOPETTAA SAATANA VOI VITUN VITUN VITTU

>>65816332
*A well dressed black man is there*
*Few nervous chuckles from audience whilst we all stare slightly dumbfounded*
*Sensing awkwardness in room black says in a well spoken American accent*

Uhh, hi! I'm Hank, I'm here about the room for rent?

>>65816493
post retro fucking machines

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ah yes, Obama's presidency

*now a word from our sponsors*
*tim breaks character to sell his own brand of bio-oil*

btw just yesterday I was on a bus and there was this yank trying to con someone into sightseeing in South Africa lmao

he sounded like a mong though

>>65816539
but I bet you are racist

>>65816362
not clicking that screamer

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>>65816544
wonder how he makes it

*bumps into the black man*

RAAAAAA VITTU

*trips over wiring and falls on the floor*

>>65816429
she's probably old enough to be my mum, if not my nan by now

>>65816539
I unironically black people are more racist than white people

>>65816576
:^(

*I take off the bucket, revealing a handsome and not at all Finn-like face*

Alright everybody! Thank you for coming to tonight's show, and see you tomorrow!

why do australians call britishmen pommies

it's so cute and diminutive

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-37572943

>Howard Gayle said that the honour - Member of the Order of the British Empire - should have its name altered so that there is no reference to "Empire".

>The first black footballer to play for Liverpool has said he turned down an MBE because it was "against my values".

being part of britain is again some nignogs values

>>65816429
was this picture taken in 1975 or something lmao

>>65816620
Shut the fuck up you Polish Slav(e) spacker

>>65816630
haha I bet you will alter its name in the future hell probably during your lifetime

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>>65816630
apprantly against*

>>65816630
why are we giving mbes to foreign footballers?

>>65816630
That nignog is here because of the empire

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>>65816643
sorry forgot to post my gimmick

>>65816429
>That distant mini barn
>sparse, well kempt lawn with a few trees for shade
>lovely clean sun-warmed streets
>vacant fences void of privacy because it would be unneighbourly to do so
>distant hills of green
>warm midday cumbersome sun light
>pale colour car with shining chrome and curves akin to the girls
>long untouched hair, long healthy legs
>prim posture and sincere smile with lovely healthy cheeks

end my life these days and girls ARE long gone with little trace

>>65816674
quite cute that

*the lights are out, everybody's gone home, I still stand on the stage*

Hm... We have a good thing going here, hehe...

*softly laughing and then sobbing quietly*

gf loves getting BLACKED

>>65816702
what about her breasts? you didn't mention them

>>65816720
ummmm that's improper.............. x

>>65816729
really pondering this one

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>tfw your only imperial subjects are fucking lithuanians

p depressing

>>65816636
1969

>>65816630
They should really change it to excellence, but then it would be The Most Excellent Order of British Excellence, which is retarded

We need another E word to replace Empire.

>>65816767
No we don't you fucking poof.

>>65816767
Ebeneezer

not seen the kill bill films and im doing a consider

shall i?

>>65816767
how about Evanescence

giving the gf a hard brexit (shes polish)

>>65816763
haha like the sex

>>65816767
excrement

>>65816803
nah just kidding you were right i just wanted to make a sexual reference

>>65816795
No they are absolute thrash that are only worth seeing for the sake of having seen them

Watch something good instead

>>65816793
>>65816800
>Eminence
>fame or acknowledged superiority within a particular sphere.

The Most Excellent Order of British Eminence

Think I've solved it, going to write to MP and get the ball rolling.

>>65816810
The Order of St. Patrick has the swaggest cloak out of them all desu

>>65816810
it's funny because they made 2 millions of Irishmen starve to death haha

can i get an opinion about kill bill from someone who is not a jf?

need a gee eff

>>65816844
EXCELLENT post

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>eat sour candy
>expect it to not be sour
>it's sour

>>65816844
won't be funny when you're cleaning it off my toilet

>>65816891
>candy

FOY

>>65816892
you're forgetting something Seamus to take a shit you first need to eat something

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>>65816838
look like a pair of curtains m8

>>65816944
But the colour is better than all the comparable orders, and it came with a hood

>>65816954

>cloak with a hood

racist?

>>65816923
A madman when it comes to banter, this one

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>Tony Blair has indicated that he is preparing to return to British politics to prevent Britain becoming a 'one-party state'

>>65816923

couple centuries out date that banter is lad

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>>65816954
one cloak to rule them all

>>65816992
Fail to see how that's going to do that, unless he's joining the tories

are there any girls here

>>65817015
Order of the Garter a shit

>>65817026
nope just boys

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>>65817027

any potential gfs here

my fav british video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk

Creasing lads

The ex and I went on a break and in that time she downloaded tinder, begged it off my friends, slept around, ignored and lied to me

Told her to fuck off out of my life and to not speak to me anymore and she has the audacity to hate me despite what she did

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Who /doesn't swear in front of their parents/ here

I don't even say words like hell, damn or crap

>>65817075

how very moral of you

>>65817069
>The ex and I went on a break

What did you expect you spastic
These never work out

>>65817069
>on a break

So you agreed that she could have sex with other people, and are now upset that she had sex with other people?

janny's gonna be apoplectic when he sees the catalog

>>65817092
I expected exactly this haha

Though if she wants to fuck around and do what she wants then whinge because I want nothing to do with her she can go get aids for all I care

both girls agreed to meet up but won't tell me when they're free

>>65817068
scousers are subhuman

>>65817105
You're just jelly because she got some and you didn't

>>65817096
Since when does 'on a break' mean shag other people? Besides, she can feel free to do that, but I don't have to want to be with her.

>>65817075
me desu but that's just good manners

OFFICIAL LIST OF SHIT FETISHES:
if you have any of these fetishes you're a bad person, and any girl who participates in them will only do it to indulge you, and any potential or current GF's will think less of you and talk shit on you to their friends when ya split


-fart fetish
-foot fetish
-age play
-diapers
-(god forbid) fursuit/furries/petplay
-femdom
- h e n t a i
-male anal play


feel free to contribute to the list

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feeling some gentle tugging at my willy (not tugging myself desu)

>>65817124
>Since when does 'on a break' mean shag other people?

What else would it mean exactly?

>Overall, 59% of people say they either strongly or somewhat support plans to make firms release foreign worker numbers

didn't know this country was full of BIGOTS

any hot 22 yr old guys here

>>65817209
yeah

>>65817209
>>65817209
mmhmm
>>65817239
aha samezies

>being 22
HA literal babies, more like
t. 24

>>65817323
alri grandpa

t. 23

>>65817209
Wanna rub tips

I was born in 1998

I was born in the USA

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watching some e-sports

>>65817444
more like e-cups

>>65817444
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>Massachusetts state police and the national guard combined to take a single marijuana plant off an 81 year old woman with glaucoma and arthritis.

Ah yes the war on drugs

someone get me a coffee
t.sleepy

>>65817444
>top donation 504.04

literally have no loyalty to this country or any other.

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>>65815991
>this is what quintessentially British looked like 70 years ago
>nowadays its a sandnigger wearing a hijab

>>65817527
Ireland is British

>>65817527
don't appreciate the racism mate, tone it down a bit yeah?

>>65817513
mesmerising

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>>65817513

>>65817544
t.mohammed

>>65817527
put a hijab on that and it looks exactly like a sandnigger ffs

>>65817537
british doesnt mean anything anymore
leftists ruined the term

>>65817544
um muslims arent a race you dirty camel fucker :)xxx

Ice
bank
mice
elf

>>65817567
so what if my name is mohammad
>>65817604
sandnigger is a racist term for people of middle-eastern descent my man.

>>65817626
arabs are subhuman so its not really racist
would be speciesist if anything desu

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>>65817641

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'ello chum

>>65781482

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>10:00 was 5 mintues ago

CHOON with sexy video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f1ig4yX5o

*teleports onto your back*

waheyyyy piggyback

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>>65817659
are you a paki?

>>65817641
as i said
tone down the racism lad

>>65817527
>tfw no Brits and Irishmen united as brothers in arms under fascism

>>65817718
o-ok
*seig heils when your back is turned*

>>65817702
song is shit and a girl with tattoos twerking is disgusting

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Ahahahaha, it's a good thing the pound being devalued is good for our exports, isn't lads?

IT'S A GOOD FUCKING THING THE FUCKING POUND IS HEMORRHAGING VALUE, EH LADS?

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just walked through the park lads, trees are auburn and it's crunchy underfoot

from now until March it's officially the comfy time of year

>>65817746
still better than being in the eurozone desu

>>65817746
t. Banker

>>65817746
>still crying over brexi

give it a rest mate

>>65817746
this is what the people wanted lad

>>65817773
t. doesnt have savings

>>65817772
how so?

*challenges your bigoted beliefs*

*calls you a cuck*

>>65817819
hello nigger

>>65817746
money is just energy m8

just let go

What is your favourite kink site? I like the upper floor

>>65817807
we basically have no control over our currency, only Germany does.
The euro only benefits Germany. I cant link it not becaude im on my phone but theres a study that proves finlands economy went into a much worse recession because of the euro

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Lads, what are your thoughts on Theresa May bypassing the Lancashire County Council's opposition ruling to Fracking in their territory? I'm not a Greeny but what the tories are doing sound reckless.

>>65817840
public disgrace

>>65817784
t. is the sort of cuckold who would gladly give up national sovereignty and allow the UK to be flooded with a potentially unlimited flow of immigrants as long as his savings remain slightly more valuable than they would have been otherwise

>>65817819
my beliefs are too extreme to be changed anymore desu

Mosely was an effeminate shit

>>65817747
ikr, gonna be mid 30's next week

>>65817784
>>65817859

>>65817819
>>65817825

poetry, it rhymes

Look at this good post

>>65781586
>>65781586
>>65781586
>>65781586
>>65781586

Imagine caring more about your personal savings than the well being and future of the British race as a whole

see you in a bit lads

>>65817859
you sound poor

>Winning a Paralympic gold is now seen as equal, in terms of achievement, to an Olympic gold and our sport, our nation, has progressed so much

No

>>65816530
*the cheesy intro song with some pop-rcok theme starts to play*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXrsSGEvDf4

>>65817880
all me

>>65817902
So do you, now that I've devalued your currency and made all the time and effort you put towards saving effectively worthless.

>>65817916
I like that video

>>65817926
I'll put you in a fucking smoothie if I ever see you in real life

>>65817951
I get paid in dollars :^)

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>>65817887
>he thinks our self-imposed financial crippling has saved the future of the british race

>>65817887
>british race

How's FIFA this year

never knew lewis hamilron was a manlet

>>65817988
fuck off

>>65817988
I'll let you know this weekend, mate's bringing it round tonight

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>implying Theresa May didn't have all the time in the world to decease non-EU immigration as HomeSec
>implying she is stupid enough to cripple the economy to please some Old Labour rorkes

>>65817966
So if anything, you should be pleased that the pound is weak relative to the dollar as it's increased your earnings significantly. Quit your bitching la.

>>65818012
shouldn't you be in school?

>>65818014
>he doesnt realise may is redpilled af

>britain is not sovereign in the EU
>even though it has the abiility to leave the EU

truly a headscratcher

>>65818080
I don't think my work would approve if I was

hey now

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>>65818084
don't think so

not fond of theresa may

not a leftist, just don't like this authoritarianism and insularity approach.

there should be less government and a freer flow globally

65818091
(you)

>>65818141
mick twat

>>65818135
Agreed on this, are there any parties left that aren't authoritarian and want more government in my daily life?

The lib dems? Can't stand these social conservative berks.

fuck all y'all

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>>65817738

Lord Haw Haw was right

>>65818141
if britain were not sovereign, surely it could not leave the EU?

I mean take Texas or County Cork for example, Texas or County Cork truly aren't sovereign, they cannot simply leave the US or Republic of Ireland

Who is ready for the ARYANDIED here ?

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Brexit was a libertarian dream.

It has become a statist one.

>>65818165
lib dems sort of

but they have this commitment to social liberalism, that forces them to be a bit governmental.

why appoint theresa may when you could have had lady sonia

Last two post digits in response to this post determine at what age you will pass from this earthly plane at

Daily reminder London is the only good part of the UK.

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>>65818221

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>>65818242
Sorry m8

>>65818197
Why were they allowed to take over? Everyone knows the working class are pro government authoritarian morons, she shouldn't be proud of listening to them.

Gaz the white van man off the estate who sells weed in his spare time should not be the sort of person she tries to appeal to.

Fuck the UK and fuck the Tories. Can't wait until Scotland becomes independent and we can leave this prison for good.

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getting on a bit is are haw

>>65818221
69

>>65818221
Lemme see

>>65818223
hmm

>>65818270
OOOOOH

>>65818221
fuck cunts

gf just told me and i quote, " get the fuck away from you freak, who the fuck are you, why are you wearing my underwear im calling the police"

>>65818286
umm, my palm reader said i'd live to be AT LEAST 99, and bullshit or not, palm reading still has more method behind it than 4chan

#clownlivesmatter

Words can't even begin to describe how much I DESPISE the English and the Welsh.

>>65818304
>>65818304
sounds like a misunderstanding

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

>>65818310
m
your palm reader is highly biased since its attached to your willy

-puts a gun to a DOG's HEAD-

you there, QUICK, you have to think of a FUNNY RHYMING NAME or i'm going to SHOOT this INNOCENT DOG!!

I'll start with; dave the knave (haha)

How do I promote my top class but underappreciated facebook meme page lads?

is this a new thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Tq0UE_kyI

Still absolutely gutted that we're leaving lads

>>65818389
Jack the Black
Tigger the Nigger

>>65818404
isn't it scary? saw some of that shite yesterday
yanks are fucked up

>>65818413
Time to start working on my German citizenship.

went to put something in the pantry, and a soy sauce bottle fell out and landed on my toe and it hurt like fuck

>>65818404
They're all so fact it's embarrassing.

Got dumped yesterday lads
Can't stop thinking about her. It was only a short relationship but quite intense and now nothing

but getting a gf is just a meme and in reality you pay lots of money to get sex, occassionally do something social and get accused of fucking up all the time.

>>65818389
kevin in heaven

my ucle kevs dead

>>65818427
I'm just going to wait it out for when Scotland inevitably becomes independent.

Just got absolutely fucking cheated on 8 ball pool lads, threw away my phone in anger.

fuck sake, thought I left behind the whole crush thing when I left school

Two years of uni and I've been miserable and lonely and still a virgin but at least I wasn't fucking pining for someone I don't know particularly well

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/784123563351633921


why is Corbyn quite literally doing everything he can to lead the absolute worst Labour GE in history? is he a plant?

>>65818424
It's strange..
>>65818438
a lot of them are for sure

just pushed a soy sauce bottle out of some runt's pantry

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>>65818475
>tfw one party state

Truly glorious.

>>65818404
I heard they're making an IT the clown film and it is viral marketing

>>65818475
Did he forget that May was the actual Home Secretary for 6 years?

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Simply can't trust any man who says "Laugh" with a short vowel sound

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>never shagged a teacher in school

wasted youth

just fell on some gormless wankers toe lads

>>65818475
Funny how all the Abbott-haters can't actually say why they dislike her so much. Am I detecting some latent racism?

>>65818509
know a lad that did it

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this triggers the paki

Saw some unreal schoolgirls this morning

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>>65818526
>Funny how all the Abbott-haters can't actually say why they dislike her so much

She's a bigot who campaigns election after election on a platform of racial division and bullying other labour MPs.

Want to purge this glorious island of all Filipinos, londonised wogs, wiggers and pakis

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based Jezza, all either black, female, indian, and some 2!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37385265
>Birmingham is the most popular destination for people moving from London, official figures show.

>More than 6,000 people left the capital for England's second city last year, according to the latest internal migration statistics.

BRUM MENTIONED
R
U
M

>>65818584

Birmingham has more pakis than Venice

SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM

>>65818566
>Choosing people based on race.
Isn't that racism?

Don't get it.

pregnant pussy is the best the best you can get
fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick

>>65818566
wtf I love bad polices now

well good morning

>>65818659
bit cold out

>>65818624
and why were you hired? smells of tokenism

german weather

>>65818667
thailad is in witness protection, he ratted out the guy who smuggled his child victims into the country

>>65815991
What's the difference between 'my friend' and 'friend of mine'?

sun is up though

>>65818624
t. someone who was literally hired because he is white

>>65818710
Friend of mine sounds fucking retarded, that's not a thing people would say outside Elizabethan poetry

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thailad has a non white girlfriend

is that the quintessential runt move?

>>65818728
pretty normal thing to say actually

Friend of mine is getting me a free pizza, he (has a method)

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Really makes you think.

>>65818728
t. Literal Neanderthal

>>65818667
>>65818724
besides the point, Thailand doesn't pretend to be a "politically correct, tolerant" country.

By western standards it's openly racist.

>>65818755
*disregard the whole tweet because he's called islam*

>>65818755
ah yes those leveraged pound options really paid off

>>65818755
ok so now what do we do

>>65818812
piss and moan and let a bunch of foreigners in

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>>65818755
Brexit was a mistake.

>tfw thailad is always right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4v05ISW62Q goat tune

>>65818755
wont matter in the long term

not fond of thailad
besides his histrionic tendencies and blatant attention-seeking, he is also a very narrowminded cretin who insists on broadcasting his vitriolic bullshit on

>>65818855
excellent post

>>65818875

New

>>65818855
>make a post completely unrelated to myself
>people start talking about me
seems like you lot are the problem desu

>>65818855

>histrionic

he's back.

>>65818855
on here

>>65818774
they're literally just using you coz gaijin make us look goood to investor waito piggu work for us, which is pretty much what labour is doing

coz let's be honest you're hardly there for your stellar work ethic

>>65818889
spot on here*

fuckin housemates got people over

time to hide!

>>65818710
In that context it's archaic, you could use it attributively after a noun or before a vowel.