>be american
>get hurricane'd
>be Australian
>lose war to birds
Why do you have to be so inconsiderate australia
>be french
>>65811858
only people affected by it are niggers and rednecks desu
>be Australian
>get malignant melonoma'd
>>65811858
>be australian
>get cycloned AND typhooned AND emued AND ...
>>65811888
>>65811916
>>65811922
delet this
>>65811888
>be Poland
>lose war to everyone
>cease existing twice
>be australian
>have 500 ping
>cant upload a simple pic that even a shitty computer in the us can do in a sec
>>65811916
t. Chang Lin
>>65812021
t. aussie sychophant
>>65811858
>be strayan
>get KHAN'D
>be Australian
>catch girlfriend in bed with a chink
>get arrested for looking at porn of women with A cup tits
>get bitten by poisonous spider
>die
>>65811858
it hasnt hit new york or jersey yet.
hurricans hittings florida, georgia, south or north carolina is like turning on the news or looking outside to see a scattered thunderstorm.
theres cucks surfing in florida right now. News caught a guy wind surfing.
Yankies laugh at us for when it snows. But Im still laughing at what happened to the Jersey shore.
>be canadian
>get leaf'd
>>65812007
>>65812183
>be Panamanian
>get ditch'd
>>65812228
brazillians never get anythin'd
>>65812263
blacked
>>65812263
You're country is so shit it doesn't even need to be bullied
>>65812281
feels good, man
>>65812285
SHART
IN
MART
>>65812481
>>65812452
>>65812315
delete this
>Be mexican
>get unemploye'd
>>65811858
>Be Australian
>Get nanny'd
I know this thread is for fucking around, so don't mind me for fuckarounding
not funny desu
not only do I still need to go to work tomorrow, I gotta ride my motorcycle through this bullshit too
>>65812549
Why are you still there, aren't you supposed to be evacuating nigga
>>65812549
have a nice flight, m8
>>65812263
>be Brazilian
>get Dilma'd
>get Amazon'd
>get severely and irreparably corrupt civic and political organisation'd
>get monkey'd
>get tranny'd
>>65812621
>get tranny'd
i see no problem with that whatsoever.
>>65812649
I love you Brazil!
>>65811858
t. HAARP
Florida is a South American colony. Independence when?
>>65812705
There is a Civ V mod where you can be Florida.
>be American
>get CLOWNED
>>65812568
evacuate to where exactly
>>65812181
It's worse to have a complete shutdown when there is a thin coating on snow on the road than it is to make a big deal about getting your homes and amusement parks swept out to sea.
>Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclone_Olivia
>>65812918
>not the one that completely annihilated darwin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclone_Tracy
>be American
>get FREEDOM'D
>be Puerto Rican
>get colonize'd