You wake up in Wrocław, Poland what do?

Try to pronounce it, choke on my tongue, die

Buy the first ticket to Kraków 2bh

>>65810137
try ''brotsuaf''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY
This.

Make a 360 turn and run away

>>65810137
easy
Vroclove

>>65810120
Every fucking day wroclaw tier

see beautiful women
eat polish cuisine
go to warsaw
sightsee,have fun
purchase some souvenirs for my mom
go home

>>65810137
rohcloh

visit the GRECO restaurant which you can spot in the right bottom part of OP picture

>>65810120
> what the fuck? Where am I?
> Notice people speak a different language
> realize I am not in my country
> panic the fuck out
> probably cry a little
> try to get someone to bring be to the hospital and tell the doctor I have extreme amnesia

Sorry if too realistic

>>65810120
1. have an orgasm
2. get a wroclawer qt bf
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

eat some pierogi and look at all the pretty girls

>>65810137
Vroh-kwahv.

>>65810120

Breslau is really easier to pronounce.

Wroclaw sounds like a Pokemon attack you yell than end in Claw

>>65810281
Grill?

>>65810594
there are no grills on /int/, anon :^)

>>65810120
Try a polish restaurant then find a way back to France.

>>65810210

would mom say ara if you presented her nice souvenir?

Go to Varsovia, watch a Chopin recital, travel to Auschwitz, see gas chambers and praise the sun

>>65810137
Breslau

kill self

>>65810120
>wander around aimlessly with a big stupid smile on my face
>wander through a few museums with no idea what I'm looking at
>stare agape at the polish women doing their shopping
>eat something bland
>talk to some polish people, who are all really friendly
>run out of things to do in a day or two
>decide to live in poland one day

Thank God
Also seek for polish textbook.

Find all the gnomes
>mfw Westerners pronounced it as Wroklaw at the airport

>>65812933
I saw a few gnomes and I was like "k"

but then I see american tourists all taking photos with gnomes, and I am like "wat"

who comes all the way around the world to see gnomes?

Fuck a bitch.

Then ask her to clean my toilit.

>>65813296
You're so adult and mature :∧)

>>65813901
Why is your face so asymmetrical, Syeryozha?

>>65814248
Why yours isn't, Marcin?

>>65810120
harass qts
flee to balkans

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>>65810120
finaly time to make friends

Start a fight with Polack men and steal a Polish gf.

>>65814411
Top-tier Sarmatian genes :^)

>>65810120

Airbnb, tinder, continue doing my SQL course. Cheaper than living in London, can freelance over the internet, and I'm out of contract anyway.

Stalk the public and take pictures of them like a certain Pole. I miss his threads.

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>>65810120
L O O T _ E L V E S
O
O
T

E
L
V
E
S

Record a minimal synth album with Eastern European influences and release it underground waiting for recognition.

>>65810137
>Try to pronounce it, choke on my tongue, die
If Wrocław would kill you then better never go to Szczecin or Bydgoszcz.

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find her, my one true love

>>65810120
>>65815803

Become a gnome.

organize a german rebellion that would bring all of silesia back to its rightful owner

>>65816977
>bring all of silesia back to its rightful owner
So to Poles or Czechs?

>>65810137
>Vrow-cwav
It's easy, stop memeing.

>>65816557
Sh-jet-chin
Bid-goj
Is that right?

>>65817906
Prussians

>>65818142
Shchetzin would be easier for an anglo desu.

Sh and ch like in english.

>>65810137
'Wudge'

>>65816591
is she standing in the middle of the street?

>>65815803
Is this where Fable 3 (or was it 2?) got the gnomes idea from? Or is it a common thing to have gnome statues spread around in cities?

"Daas enivaan spiik ingliish?"

>>65818151
Prussians aren't a real nation.

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>>65816977
fuck them

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>>65818642
>richtig umia chopie

>>65818642
>>65818670
>not just replying with 'Ja genau!'

and they call themselves germanised...amateurs

>>65816557
That's right
Do NOT come to Bydgoszcz

>>65814746
I will be your friend :^)

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>>65814746
that's nice bro
>>65818977
we can all be friends Poland of Americas

>>65810120
Get punched

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Seeing the pics of Yurop building kinda makes me wonder is there some ethnic/country specific trait to the building?
Pointy roof, balcony or something like that?

>>65818642
Leave them alone, shwos how badly you treat minorities :^)

>>65819092
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannerist_architecture_and_sculpture_in_Poland

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>>65819116
I don't give a shit about them tbqh, I am from this region

>>65811453
Very good.

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>>65819234
it's not your, haha
your car shall be mine soon as well

Have lunch, rent a car and drive back home.

>>65819175
Masurien,huh?

I hope the catholics like the lutheran churches they took over.

>>65819261
I am making ze jokes with ze history and ze names.

>>65810137
It's a bit like "Rorshach'

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>>65819116
>minorities
Just because those eastern retards think they're german, doesn't make them german.

>>65819333
Nice numerki, I wish I hev nice numerki too mr nazi

>>65819397
Thanks.

>>65819390
>No, everyone in poland is polish.

So..are Kurds mountain turks as well?

>>65810281
good luck with that, there are so few gays in Poland that homophobes have to pick on straight, skinny jeans wearing Scandinavians

go to nearest biedronka because I'm hungry also starving in Russia, USA pls help

>>65819493
Dude, there aren't germans becuase they've been kicked out by the Soviets.

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Visit my grandfather's old gommie block (pic related--they are comfy af). Go to Park Południowy and count how many lamposts were smashed and benches left with knife marks. Go to the Rynek and eat pizza hut. Go to internet cafe and play Soldat. Chase a swarm of pigeons away from an old woman and get screamed at.

Purchase ridiculous amounts of cheap alcohol and take a boat back to funland

literally the only good city in Poland

t. Warsaw

>>65820043
Breslau,Posen,Stettin,Kattowitz are better

>>65820113
Se kurwa mem o Wrocławiach, Szczecinach i Katowicach, ale odpierdol się od Poznania, jebany schizofreniku.

try to talk to polish people in korean

>>65820175
Posen ist Deutsch!

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>>65820291
then why is it in Poland?

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Thanks God I'm from eastern Poland and people think we are Russian Mordor instead of German pussy faggots

>>65820329
The Jews fucked over Germany

>>65820540
muh jews XD

germans fucked themselves

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>>65820540
good

>>65820559
>Be German
>slay most of the europe all alone

>>65820586
>get raped by the slavs

>>65820586
>be german
actually no, just another Turk lmao

>>65820586
>lose

I was there last year and I enjoyed.

>>65820636
>>65820628
>all the world against Germans
6 years
>Germany vs Poland
1 month

is wroclaw the nicest polish city to visit?

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>>65820704

>>65818151
You're retarded.

>>65820704
and yet you live in poland XDDDD

HOLY FUCK, SO KEKED

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>>65820704
>my grandpa in your "aryan" grandmother
3 minutes

>>65820704
>lose

>>65820803
i don't live here i don't even have the citzienship visiting old family grave in Gleiwitz

>>65810120
Get into contact with the Canadian or British embassy, get home.

Seriously what else would you fucking do? You're stuck in another country with no way home, your embassy are probably the only way back. Passports here say to go to Canadian or British embassy if your stuck, and it definitely isn't going to be fucking hard to prove your Canadian.

>>65820855
>visiting old family grave in Gleiwitz
autism

I see you shitposting all the time.

try my hardest to hide the fact that I'm a huge bender

>>65820889
i am here for like 3 days the city looks lovely but kinda destroyed do you even try to rebuild it since 1945?

>>65820855
>>65820889
>>65820926
ehh marcelu kogo ty w chuja próbujesz zrobić
idź sobie bigosu na uspokojenie zrób

>>65819041
>we can be friends
DONT LOOK BACK
DONT LOOK BACK

>>65810120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18SAyOveJ1a
try to shit on the street but fail and have a coughing fit

>>65819506
good thing I'm not gay then

>>65819493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_and_expulsion_of_Germans_(1944%E2%80%9350)

Walk down to home

>>65816591
Kasia>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kardashians and other hyppos.

Take train back to Łódź I guess

>>65810120
Ask for asylum, immediately

>>65810153

>>65819092
rumah cantik

>>65810120
Happened to me a month ago. I woke up into a grandiosely terrible hangover with a flight to catch in 2 hours, kek. Barely survive it there.
Other than that, it was a nice short trip. Poland is a nice country to visit.

>>65810120
Look for dwarves around the city

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>>65810120
start a cartel
ill create the greatest drug trafficking and prostitution net the eastern bloc has ever seen