/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

>>65809521
>>65809525
>>65809532
>>65809554
>>65809567
Interestin, tell me if you prefer in-n-out or whataburger

For me its obvious

First for fuck white people


https://youtu.be/NdT8edPYQ7E

>>65809645
Such a disrespectful rude lil cunt she is!

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Cooked us dinner buds

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>>65809677
Sup qt

Baseball

Non-whites should all hang 2bh

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>>65809645
>it's starting to rain outside
PLEASE SEND HELP

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How do you cope with losing your hair at the age of 21?

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>now i am become death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

brown faggots, catch up to our kill score

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>>65809678

>>65809708

you fap to that, dont you

>>65809677
we should hang the whitey lol

>>65809698
Best post so far

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Any freaks in here? I just wanna talk

Haven't seen your man around here in a while

>>65809693
looks shitty desu, but atleast you tried

Post your best reaction pics to this statement:

In-n-out > Whataburger

>>65809698
Baseball is shit

>>65809735
He's from Florida, not joke

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>>65809707
Wear all kinds of crazy wigs and get creative, rock them in public until you delude yourself into thinking that it's your actual natural hair.

>>65809705
swim nigga swim
>>65809716
YOU ARE RUDE AS HELL!

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daily reminder that the south will rise again

>>65809748

YOU'RE shit, and your father never spent time with you

>>65809748
t. Communist faggot

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>>65809745

>>65809607
Sounds like you could (You)s a break, amirite?

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>Any freaks in here? I just wanna talk

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>>65809760
SOON

>>65809729
this desu. white "people" are the american niggers. I live around a german AFB and germans are generally the most well behaved white "people".

>>65809760

>wont get off their motorized rascals to vote
>implying they can even lead another military charge without running out of breath after 5 seconds

>>65809763
>and your father never spent time with you
Dude WTF too far

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>>65809760
dixie runs deep bud

>>65809760

>"...now we'll just pull the welfare plug, and wait"

>>65809796

anybody who hates baseball obviously never had a father figure in their life to play catch with

>>65809725
lol no

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>>65809789
that's because germans are literally tamed

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>>65809828
Its true :(

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>anybody who hates baseball obviously never had a father figure in their life to play catch with

what should I jack it to lads?

IF YOU ARE A CLOWN YOU HAVE TO GO

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DAILY REMINDER THAT HURRICANES AREN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL
THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FLORIDA

>>65809828
>Playing catch
What are you, a dog?

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>>65809698
>>65809748
>>65809763
>>65809796
>>65809828
>>65809853


holy shit

this was riveting

10/10

>>65809854

prove me wrong

you cant

>>65809862
>>65809708

any of you guys taken trazodone for insomnia?

>>65809707
hat.

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So, nobody cares about Haiti, right?

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Guys, do I want to watch Godzilla movies or keep shitposting?

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>>65809867

>his father was a clown
wew lad

>>65809891
correct

>>65809877
i hate baseball and i have a father figure

>>65809854
post more pictures like this pls, ty

>>65809828
That's not true. I resent my dad and I still like baseball.

>>65809891
>coming from the country that deports most Haitians in the world

>>65809894
What movie are you on?

>>65809891
Not since the earthquake, no
>>65809894
Why not both?

>>65809894

watch Godzilla vs King Kong

or one of the Mechagodzilla's

>>65809894
both obviously

watch ghidora, best old school godzilla

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>clown genocide when?

>>65809891
should of never helped mudhut niggers desu

>>65809891
I took a class on the Haitian Revolution once

my conclusion is they were dumb niggers who are getting what they deserve

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>my conclusion is they were dumb niggers who are getting what they deserve

>>65809908
You aren't but American either you communist faggot

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>>65809760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez8u3timfY

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CHYNA

>>65809647
No, puzzles like these and crossword puzzles help me exercise my auxiliary TE (extraverted thinking) trait. This counterbalances my primary reliance on introverted intuition. It's a nice recreational activity to add, and these puzzles incorporate my interests of art, geography, linguistics etc. into them. After reading everything I typed, I guess the short answer may be 'yes'

i like canada

>>65809977
piss off

>>65809912
Smog Monster.

Actually, I have like twenty minutes of Destroy All Monsters left, but then Smog Monster.

>>65809916
Because I both shitpost and watch entirely legitimately acquired movies on my tablet.

>>65809935
Past Ghidorah, but I haven't watched Monster Zero yet.

Why the fuck do Japs think anyone cares about larval Mothra

>>65809977
get out of my thread

>>65809967
rude

>>65809974
do u like canada?

>>65809994
Yeah, I'd like to visit eventually.

>>65809745
nigga it tastes god tier

sometimes i fantasize about my wife getting raped by a clown

>>65809991
i dont like germany :s

>>65809988
do u like canada two?

>>65809888
yeah
it doesn't really work but i get a boner around 2am so there's taht

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>>65810016
They made a sequel to Canada?


Why?

>>65809945
I'm guessing you failed the class?

WHY IS MY CHINESE TAKING SO LONG REEEE

>>65809672
In n out is pretty cash

>>65810016
t. retard

practice your english, then you can come back if i approve

>>65810054
You still haven't gotten it? What the fuck

What all did you order?

>>65809760
>Virginia
>south
love this meme

>>65809891
Nope

>>65809888

I take some. It works very well for me.

>>65809891

I kinda do. It's fucked up how they just keep getting pounded by mother nature.

>>65809891
>Everybody spent a shit ton of money and time to rebuild Haiti after a earthquake I think it was
>Hurricane Matthew just fucked up everything again.

I get the feeling that the Caribbean wasn't the best place for them to set up shop

>>65810056
I know, but another anon is saying that whataburger is better.

He is propably from Mississippi xd

>>65810037
Canada is Sweden II

>>65810144
Yeah, the south has no taste

https://youtu.be/j_azcqlYC2s?t=32s
Have we ever had a respectable libertarian candidate?

>>65810170
NC here, we don't have Whataburger or In-n-out

Five Guys and Cookout is my shiz though

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>entire apartment reeks of weed

fucking campus police are so useless

>>65810181
Explain to me what a libertarian even is?

>>65810181
I forgot about Ron Paul.

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>>65810170
>Yeah, the south has no taste
laughing VERY loudly now. Fantastic quip.

>>65810144
I'm from the west coast so I'll admit I'm pretty bias

If you do go to In N Out don't get regular shit get it animal style or something fancy

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>>65810188
>Five Guys
patrician taste

>>65810196
just report them to police and be a good boy, make photos etc

>>65810072
it's here now

sweet and sour pork, singapore noodles, chop suey

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>>65810196
Don't make me come up there NEET

>>65810181
absolute madman

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>>65810199

>>65810224
>NEET on a college campus

>>65810209
Um, I wasnt talking to you

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Wish I had a lava lamp desu

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>mfw the south disappears into the ocean taking all of shit out to sea

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I kept trying to build a domino tower, and my niece kept throwing dominoes at it to knock it over. Well I guess dominoes are stacked to fall eventually. What a test of patience.

>>65810216
I like the free peanuts (plz no joke)

>>65810271

I have one. Theyre cool for awhile but then you get bored and hardly ever use it

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1. your province
2. does it celebrate easter

1. alberta
2. Y E S

>>65810291
fetti was geht?

>>65810199
Like any other third party in the states they are pretty far left or right. I think the Libertarians are more left this time around but they like to shift. Think the Tea Party but alittle more mainstream

The current guy Johnson makes some good points but hes a dumb ass for wanting to pardon Snowden.

I know little to nothing about the woman that is running who is 4th in the polls

>answer phone
>2nd conversation in the background
>*click*

the NSA's dialed in on your boy

>>65810309
english please

>>65810340
fatty what goes?

>>65810321
I'm sure they're just waiting for you to spill some secrets on the latest anime

>10 days until krauts around the world receive the signal

5 Guys is overpriced shit

>>65810376
9 days

>>65810376
>>65810388

What happens then?

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>>65810321
>receive phone call
>"hey buddy it's the nsa we know you tug your wiener every night to big anime tiddies"

what do

>>65810085
Upper South is different from Deep South and we certainly aren't similar to Maryland or Delaware
I've lived in South Carolina too and NC and VA are basically their own thing outside of the counties around DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaH5nU1Ls0

any 1 in this area? Muste be pretty wild, glad i live in germany

>>65810398
If you need to ask then you're just dumb american cattle i mean "general population".

>>65810403
>slowly lick the border of my lips
>"Thank you for your service" in a sultry voice

>>65810296

yes

I'd like to dedicate this post to all the Floridanons that will die during this hurricane. You were alright people

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r8 the supper

>>65810359
I get it.

>>65810387
>overpriced
Come on, really? What do you typically eat?

>>65810362
Not a big fan of the so called anime. weebs should be considered mentally ill tbqh

>>65810474
Are you a midget?

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>>65809645
The wind is howling and roaring outside lads. I'm starting to think not evacuating was a mistake. Hell, I don't know how I still have power. If I die, I hope I die shitposting with you guys.

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>>65809645
i'm fucking stupid so give me a link to that butterfly song for DDR

>>65810474

Lacks some brocoli or asparagus and mashed potatoes

Come on man. A little bit of effort.

>>65810504
pics my oppisitecoast friend

>>65810504
Do a berril rol

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why don't americans celebrate thanksgiving?

>>65810504

Shitpost until you die floridaman

>>65810504

batten down the hatches, lad

>>65810529
We do, in november

>>65810504
post pics

>>65810547
but it's in october

why don't you celebrate thanksgiving

you did invent the holiday after all

>>65810547
>>65810529
which thanksgiving is better 10th of october or november?

>>65810572
october

don't listen to the americans

>>65810561
We do celibarate thanksgiving, in november

Floridians, why do you inhabit Florida? Do you enjoy it, despite living in hurricane alley for a quarter of the year?

>>65810591
no you don't

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>>65810518
I don't have phone reception anymore, and I wouldn't take pics just to spite you commie. Actually, I take that back. If I die, I don't want to insult fellow Americans
>>65810538
It's actually getting pretty loud, I can hear it over my music. I wonder if it's too late to drive away.

>>65810572
Yes

>>65810474
A feast fit for a king

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>>65810613
>he doesn't know about 2nd thanksgiving

Wew Leaf i thought you were smart

>>65810643
why don't americans celebrate thanksgiving

>>65810589
>>65810617
is there any difference except the date?

>>65810615
you will survive dont worry

why dont Canadians celebrate the 4th of july?

>>65810663
maybe what's it to you

>she saved the light music club from disbanding just to eat cake but ended up with amazing memories with friends
why couldn't my life be like that

>>65810504
Retard

Don't die

>>65810049
no, I got an A. The Haitian Revolution is a textbook example of how not to have a revolution they were so fucking retarded

>start a revolution and make all the rich whites flee to France
>fail to cement your freedom diplomatically during the First Republic while the French are literally masturbating to the rights of man and shit
>attack Spain
>convince Britain to become hostile to you
>already have the US hate you because you're a fucking slave revolt
>realize you can have a functioning sugar economy without mass plantations so you force all the newly freed slaves back into de facto slavery since all they want to do is subsistence farming
>let your only decent civilian leader, L'Ouverture, be force to France by Napoleon where he starves to death
>let Dessalines take over and have actual military success against France
>declare separation from France
>RACE WAR NOW KILL WHITEY (except the Polish)
>get rid of the Mulattoes (aka the ones who were keeping this whole thing afloat because they had become educated before the revolution)
>oh shit nigga, how do run a government?
>let Dessalines become the literal KANG of Haiti

they were fucking retards, even most black scholars agree

>>65810677
we celebrate 1 july the day the queen built canad with rock and hammer
inside is yellow :)

>>65810572
October Thanksgiving is shit. It's still like 70 degrees out right now.

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>>65810654
We do and then we have 2nd thanksgiving in november, but christmas and halloween overshadows both thanksgivings in the media

>>65810690

>she joined the amusement club to save it from disbanding but ended getting raped by another girl and is constantly ignored

life sucks desu

>>65810677
Because they are still are servants of the queen. Just look at there money

>>65810709
oh okay thanks for the info

:)

>>65810494
what?

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>>65810663
Thanks friend
>>65810692
Life's too short to hide my feelings
I love you random tsundere anon

>>65810744
he asked you a question

>>65810709
Thanksgiving is a bigger holiday than Halloween desu. Halloween isn't even official.

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>burn down York
>leafposters try to steal credit from Brits who came from Peninsular war that burned down washington rowland saor

USA 1 Leafcucks 0

>>65810724
No problem friend, happy thanksgiving! ;p

>>65810765

you can leave

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>>65810754
i don't get the question you stupid FUCK.

>>65810458

>ywn have hot phone sex with ms nsa agent

thx america

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ahh, canada. well done.

>>65810777
Halloween is for children. Neck yourself.

November Thanksgiving is so much more comfy

October is spooks month, not comfy month

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>>65810790
>ms

>>65810504
Where are you at anon?

>>65810779
Seems pretty straight forward desu

Maybe you're the stupid one

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>>65810795

>>65810796

>he doesnt give out candy to make the holiday fun for the younger generation (and keeping a huge bowl on the side for himself)
>he doesnt watch spooky movies all day
>he doesnt like dressing up in a costume and going to parties
>he doesnt like all the lore that comes with Halloween

sorry you hate fun

>>65810504
Godspeed you beautiful bastard

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RIP Floridafags, you will NOT be missed

I repeat I WISH you all fucking die.

You are all cancer cells inhabiting the tumor that goes by the name of Florida

Hurricane Matthew is America's well needed chemo therapy

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>>65810796
>he doesn't smoke weed, drink beers and fug slutty devils on holloween

You're the worst kind of american

>>65809891
That's France's job. They fucked it up, they need to unfuck it.

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A FUCKING SKULL

AHAHAHA

>>65810831
Likewise, gentle anon.
>>65810811
Palm Beach.

>>65810694
All right, I guess you make a good point. Insofar as someone can argue whether or not they "deserve" it, I find it hypocritical that France espoused the rights of man but subsequently brutalized Haiti when L'Ouverture petitioned for the same rights and revolted in the same way as the French.

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>>65810863
SPOOPY

>>65810828
Ehh, I like Halloween just fine but Thanksgiving is a better holiday and more comfy. I mean, Halloween is on a fucking Monday this year and nobody will have work off.
>>65810853
You can do all of that any time of the year dude. Muh sluts does not make a good holiday.

i like haiti

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ses0Mo2Rc

Islam. Not even once.

Ok i need to go to sleep now, my father will wake up in 30min to 1h.

Final thoughts:
nice threads
(still) in-n-out > Whataburger
november thanksgiving > october thanksgiving
I dont like sweden

good night and sleep tight anons

>>65810897
Why

>>65810890

>halloween is worse because it falls on a monday

thats a terrible reason

>>65810877
do u like haiti?

>>65810915
Good night Hans have pleasant dreams!

>>65810869
You're fucked friendo.

Press F to pay respects.

>>65809693
youre gonna make it

>>65810915
why would your father wake up around 10pm?

>>65809694
i envision sooooo many people look like this on this forum. escept she is more masculine.

>Florida

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/florida-man-braves-hurricane-to-yell-dcks-out-for-harambe-on-live-tv/

>>65809672
in n out is best burger

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why germany not lik me

>>65810925
It's worse because it's not even a real holiday. Halloween is fun but it's a meme. Thanksgiving has better traditions and is about things that really matter.

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>Halloween is for children. Neck yourself.

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>>65811008

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>its not a real holiday

>>65810979
Its almost 5am

>>65811016
I know, the other anon does not want to believe

>>65810930
I don't admire them but I pity them. The average Haitian lived in squalid conditions, worse than a Frenchman or even a Confederate slave. L'Ouverture showed the French respect and they responded by terrorizing and massacring large numbers of innocent people. When Haiti sued for peace, the French imposed on them an insurmountable debt which is still being paid off to this day. The French were cunts, desu.

>>65810890
>he doesnt go to Halloween parties
>he's never shared a bowl with a qt grill while watching horror movies
He's never shared his halloween candy with all of his friends
>he's never drank with qt costume grill while pumpkin smashing
>he doesn't cause mischief with qt and spook all of the fuckboys
>he's never brought the qt girl back to his place and fugged her till passed out from exhaustion

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>gf looks very much like her mom
>wear the same workout clothes all the time, same height, asses look the same when bent over
>have almost slapped her moms ass multiple times
help

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>>65811151
Go watch some "Mom teaches daughter" videos

>>65811079
You'll understand when you're older.
>>65811134
You can party literally any time of the year. New Year's Eve is the better party holiday anyway.

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>>65811124
yeah but they agreed to pay the debt, they shouldn't have gone full gibsmedat on their neighbour

business idea: bring back slavery, and allow the enslavement of hispanics

>>65811233
business idea: take this shitty meme back to /brit/

We're all about vaping in trilbies here bud

>>65811233
>implying the system of employing illegal immigrants isn't already slavery

>>65811214
That's true. Boyer was also a cunt, and not everyone was as respectable as L'Ouverture.

>>65811233
Very good post

the rope was weak boys.

>>65811180
>not wanting to party on every holiday

You are literally the WORST american, I'm embarrassed to call you my countryman

>>65811233
>being enslaved by a qt white girl.

Yes please

>>65811326
post rope

>>65811326
maybe you were too fat

>>65809586
Really? I did 150 and got visuals out the ass and it lasted for 12 hours

fuck Im tired

>>65809760
We need to nuke the south
A drain on our resources and it hurts our image on the global stage

>>65811421
This

i thought studying was just a meme but it actually works

>>65809586
That wasn't acid, m8. You probably took some rat poison or some synthetic shit like 25b.

Don't feel bad though. The vast majority of "acid" on the market today is fake. Just stay away from it unless you manage to find a plug that tons of people can vouch for.

>>65811412
It's only 11:08 anon, you can hang a bit longer

>tfw when you want to like Jill Stein but she sounds like an overly sentimental high school girl

>>65811439
>Just stay away from it unless you manage to find a plug that tons of people can vouch for.
Or just buy 1P-LSD on the internet because it isn't scheduled (yet).

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Help me learn to memorize all the countries in Africa lads
Too many tiny meme countries that need to be absorbed as clay by the big cunts

>>65811448

its 8:03, actually. And I havent had a good 7+ hour sleep in 2 weeks

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>>65811439
>>65811473
or just order from le deepweb and have it shipped right to your front door :)

>>65811462
She's also pants-on-head retarded

>>65811482
Oh, you should just turn in now man. Sleep si to good to miss

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>exhibiting early male pattern baldness by temples
It's over buds. Fuck being white

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>>65811462
>>65811497
>tfw your parents are voting for her

>>65811462
Vote by policy, not the tone of a candidate's voice

>sitting with girlfriend
>Forgot to close my incognito tab with 4chan on it
>She opens my phone and sees it
>Oh anon what kind of porn are you watching
>Start getting sweaty
>Oh it's just reddit (I tell her I browse reddit to be normie)
>Scrolling through thread, I can see the reflection in her eyes
>Some thread about australia
>Reads a post out loud about how aboos are on step above cavemen level
>Sweating profusely
>Quickly grab my phone and show her a wikipedia article about deadly plants before she sees more
>She says interesting then plays a game on my phone
crises averted lads, nearly gave me a heart attack

>>65811506
Aren't there plenty of treatment options if you catch it early?

>went to sleep 9pm
>woke up now 5am
>in 3 hours working

R A T R A C E

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>>65811517
>girlfriend
ROOOOOOOOO

>>65811501

I cant, my idiot roommates are hotboxing in my room atm

>>65811524
work to live, live to work :)

>>65811477
Start with the central countries and learn what countries they're land locked with.

DRC is connected to Congo which is connected to Gabon which is connected to Equatoral Guinea.
South Africa has an enclave of Lesotho and Swazila.

>>65811517
>he browses 4chan with incognito
how's the 10th grade?

>>65811517
>aboos are on step above cavemen level
thats giving them a bit too much credit imo

>>65811506
Go outside and exercise you dumb neet

>>65811533
go in with them

>>65811497
I've yet to see any indication that she is actually retarded. Bad with foreign political knowledge, but only Hillary is good with that.

>>65811508
My brother who used to be blindly for Trump is voting for her.

>>65811510
Don't act like Obama didn't win because of that voice

>>65811570
I'm going to pull a prank on you

>>65811542
I've got most everything locked down except the tiny meme countries around Benin, which is the only country there I recognize because of shitty /int/ memes. Need to come up with some sort of acronym

>>65811506
>by temples

Don't start freaking out yet. That's pretty standard for pretty much every guy past the age 21.

Start freaking out when your crown or front of your scalp starts going.

>>65811573
Obama won because of America's lust for BBC
>>65811590
>people actually find this attractive
Is this ironic?

this is the first post ive made outside of /vip/ in days

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>>65811575
If it gets you out of the house, sure

>>65811607
Same
/vip/ is fucking goat

>>65811607

you posted a picture of Brady in the nude just last thread

>>65811555
I have to desu, I love my gf but she's a bit of a liberal and would hang me if she saw me browsing this shithole

>>65811630
How do I get a hippy sjw gf?

Hello kuso gaijin

>>65811628
liar

>>65811642
Suck my dick, nip

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>>65811642
PLEASE BE JAPANESE GIRL WITH CUTE FEETSU

>>65811644

I was wrong, you posted it THIS thread

>>65809708

>>65811642
kill yourself proxy nigger

business idea: make the murder of Hispanics legal again

>>65811682
I approve

>>65811658
slander

janny pls remove

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>tfw no hurricane named after me

>>65811688

why would a hurrican make a complete 180 turn

>>65809677
I live in tulsa, and I've never heard a single thing about this, holy damn

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>>65811651
very smelly your dick.
please wash a body.
fuck off.

>>65811656
here you are.

>>65811711
I have no clue, you ask me.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-bahamas-florida-georgia-carolinas-forecast

>>65811729
What is that thing?

>>65811688
Is it gonna loop back around?

>>65811673
kill yourself redneck

>>65811729
Hey bb

>>65811726
Are u black?

>>65811729
WHITEU PIGU, GO HOME

>>65811740
In a fucked up hilarious sort of way, possibly.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-bahamas-florida-georgia-carolinas-forecast

>>65811711
>>65811735
The cold front from the west along with the high pressure to the northeast and the other hurricane to the west are dragging it that way since it is the only way it can go
t.weathernerd

>>65811639
I met her in Uni

He careful, you have to keep an open mind if you're more right wing like I am.

Thankfully shes not full sjw, I'd say more moderate leaning left

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>the big one still hasnt hit California

>>65811521
Yeah but the side effects are loosened skin around the face. Also it's pretty much a life commitment with those medications
>>65811599
It's a bit thinner in the front corners too. Every uncle and my grandfather on my mom's side went bald before 20 (I'm 22) but my dad isn't bald. Also half the cousins on the mom's side are bald but it's stressful as shit. I'll post a pic on the next thread

>>65811758
other hurricane to the east. sorry

business idea: ban catholicism and make Christianity the state religion

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What're you listening to tonight and why isn't it Arabic trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGmsioalN8
>>65811763
Well, luckily I'm not a right wing bigot. Should be fine

>>65811748
Nope, white and native mix here

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>>65811758
Thanks fellow burger. So it might actually hit Florida again?

business idea: ban non southerners from posting

>>65811789
Yo ancestors are evil people

>>65811791
Hot

>>65811807

new

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what is this stance meant to convey?

>All this doom and gloom hurricane nonsense
I lived for 12 days without power or heat in below freezing weather in 2008 without power. Only 4 New Englanders died.

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>>65811791

>>65811639
There's a ton at music festivals.

You have to be cool with rocks and chakras and shit so just be ready. I just like shiny objects so that's enough for me.

>>65811782
violation of seperation of church and state. denied.
>>65811798
possible. It can curve around the keys, go to miami, go straight south or even going back and do a 360 like mike.

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>>65811823

>>65811791
>ywn be that toilet

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>>65811840
>TFW you'll see a looping hurricane in your life time

Someone get the Sarah McLachlan music ready.

>>65811853
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