/brit/

business idea: become an absolutely mental serial killer

I really need a gf who'll peg me

business idea: kidnap Emma Waston

business idea: vr helmet + drone

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FUCK

OFF

got nearly two weeks of music in my library
mental

bored of life
feel like I have no control and im doomed to the shitty, average life i see elderly people living

Business idea: resurrect Tito and form Yugoslavia again

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Tay desu

>>65809275
definitely a slut who wants Chad's dick.

>>65809243
ill help you if you want, we can arrange this


the only thing i ask is that we split the days we get with her.

>>65809232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

trill

Doing the best I've ever done at this whole adult life thing and enjoying it much less than I did when I was fucking up all the time

Would really like to quit my job, forget my career, eat some hydros, take a couple rips, and ride around with one of the boys bumpin asap in a quick car again.

>>65809296
mos def
tay swift is literally a whore

>>65809296
can confirm this after listening to blank space

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One of my fav new reaction pics. Cheers.

>>65809269
Bring on the race war tb h

>>65809296
can confirm, i am chad

>190kg crying about his girl fucking some other dude
>Exit /brit/ and go to work
>Return 10 hours later
>190kg STILL crying about his girl fucking some other dude

Smh desu lads, no one wants to see this sort of thing on /brit/, we have standards to maintain.

lads

>>65809331
That lad should shave his beard and straighten his hair one day just to fuck with his wife

>>65809307
there was one job where i acted like a shy nerdy autist and people probably felt like i was the worlds biggest dork. one day this black girl who worked in the mailroom asked me what i was listening to when she saw me wearing my headphones while bringing a box to the mailroom and i turned to her and said "MOBB DEEP." in a gangster voice and she was like "OHHHHH SHIIIIIITT"

>>65809355
Alri

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me on the left

>>65809307
>>65809376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZykEJuFrI
Tha Rillest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad%27s_first_revelation#Before_the_revelation
get ready to fire those synapses

>>65809344
wait, he actually weighs 190kg?!??!?! holy fuck

>>65809406
fucking stupid yank melt

>>65809344
He's been crying for 5 days straight
It's fucking pathetic

Good edition

>>65809394
you would think fox news would have cuter girls around

>>65809437
all the ones in the back look like jews

so I'm on Facebook and there's a girl who's still in a relationship with a guy even though I know she gave my ex-housemate two blowjobs.

pardon the pun but, kinda sucks knowing women like that exist.

>>65809403
> When he was nearly 40, he used to spend many hours alone in prayer and speculating over the aspects of creation.
that was like his version of shitposting on 4chan

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don't make me bring them over.

just got back from the nightclub lads

did way too much meth and danced a lot with this one slag in the hot crowd and got my body temp up, shit was so cash

love hanging out with girls irl facebook sucks

>>65809344
similar thing happened to me a few months back, made one post and got some advice then got over it hahaha

>190cm master runt

>>65809406
Yeah he got doxxed a while back and it was revealed that he was morbidly obese, disgustingly so, even. It's really no wonder that the girl he was orbiting decided to fuck someone else.

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Set a PR on my 5x5 squat today lads
Feels good making these gains

Bit hot out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx4-8zxRj3U
*15s bangin in the trunk*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan#Death

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>>65809536
>the girl he was orbiting

At that size it's more like she was orbiting him lmao

films over he ended up fucking the aunt

off now ta raa

>>65809457
so do lads

who cares

>>65809543
that you kevvo??

Was reconciling with the gf after a break and just found out she shagged some random lad at a party whilst high on drugs

I don't know what went wrong lads, she was this guitar playing geek when we first met, then she starts getting obsessed with clubbing and going out, puts slaggy photos on Instagram then ends up going to a party, getting high and shagging someone and then has a joint every night now.

Fucking vile specimen, regret the entire thing

at roughly 9:55pm local time im going to get off 4chan and watch a 'sode or two of south park

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>>65809556

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>>65809556
ayyyy

>it's a "there's no food in the house" episode

time to eat a tin of fruit salad

>>65809570
cucked by reality

>>65809403
Mo was the Napolean of Arabia tb h

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>>65809556

>>65809570
damn send her my way, she sounds dope AF

>>65809570
>developed a social life and dropped u
ouch

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>>65809595
Fun fact. Whilst in Egypt Napoleon considered founding his own religion and marching the entire French Expeditionary Force to India.

>>65809588
go buy some
or are you a runt who waits for mommy to bring food home?

i've decided that trump is going to win because america decided hillary is unelectable months ago

[dub siren intensifies]

>>65809624
She always had a social life, we both did. More the fact a decent person turned into such a cunt really

>>65809631
Inform the masses, the Large One has spoken

rolled all night
rolled all day
to spend my money on sally brown

>>65809549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4

Black chocolate girl wonder, shake ground like Thunder

Politic to your deficit step, gimme your number
Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs

Catch my eyes like highs, I want your bodily surprise

Double down some time, Ice Cream you got me falling out like a cripple
I love you like I love my dick size

>>65809187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKcunnPwq4E
This is real.

Loathe clubbers.

>>65809640
What I've noticed tends to happen in relationships is while it's new and fresh you overlook the downsides and both of you are on your best behavior trying to impress the other. Then a few months in one of both of you stops giving a fuck to some extent, the real personalities come out, and it often falls apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3z33Zyg3s


ice cold bitches melt down when in the clutch, they want they titties sucked

>>65809669
wahey icelad is back

>>65809626
Ah yes let me go buy some food at 2AM

>>65809560
i doubt that.

not as many anyways.

>>65809724
just as many

>>65809702
Are there 24/hr places ?

>>65809702
>not having a cheeky quarter pounder from the drive thru at 2am

you never lived

>>65809695
im not THE icel l a d

damn rap really did use to be better, i know people bitch and say that about every interest but rap 15-25 years ago was so much better

>>65809683
Sounds about right mate

Just weird to see her turn from a clever, studious girl into someone who is quite literally ruining her life by getting high every night, whoring around and acting like she's oh so numb to the world.

Quite saddening desu

>>65809724
youre talking utter shit you melt

>>65809741
no

the tesco nearby used to be 24 hour but they stopped that because aldi was putting them out of business

>>65809702

Petrol station burgers are the best lad

Or do you not have those over yonder

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>>65809742
>a cheeky quarter pounder
>cheeky quarter pounder
>quarter pounder
We have won the culture war.

>>65809669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0N4zjYw66U
lmao 3:12 they're ganging up on him

>>65809753
>Just weird to see her turn from a clever, studious girl into someone who is quite literally ruining her life by getting high every night, whoring around and acting like she's oh so numb to the world.


happened to me in the past week.

>>65809658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYkDwzi-FI

BONUS CONTENT: Tha Dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIJBTvjjFmw

>>65809787
errr what

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>American ""culture""

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrG0AwUJQDQ

>tfw you will never whip those Yankee boys

>>65809787
We're Anglos lad we know pounds and ounces

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>>65809787
nothing like a nice juicy 0.113398 kilogrammer

>>65809782
>>65809742
don't have any of those nearby

>>65809794
Is this what they do? Harass you because you're all atheists on your heathen island?

Bloody Yanks.

>>65809800
>>65809830
I mean you shoving mcdonalds down your throats at 2am.

>>65809830
Metric is the future, get with it la

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>>65809809
WILL RISE AGAIN

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>he thinks intelligence is a result of race and not of culture

>>65809787
It's just a marketing term, like 'squirting'

>>65809849
so thats why you put emphasis on quarter pounder?

spacker

*ionizes you until youre a cloud of hydrogen*

>>65809795
I'm the lad you were speaking to a few threads ago haha

Time for me to stop being such a soft arse now

ate 10 sausages earlier

stupid decision.

>>65809781
fucking germans

>>65809893
like mother like son

fucking hell lads the mum is going to make guava and cream cheese pastelitos tonight

>>65809849
not even gonna deny this. although mcdonalds is literally the only place you can get hot food 24hrs in a lot of areas over here

>>65809893
>lickdicki gone gay after being rejected
makes u think

Wait why did McDonalds get rid of the McChicken Premiere? I loved that one.

>>65809900
stealing my post FUCK OFF

>>65809893
>comfort eating like a fuckin woman

lmao

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>>65809187
Anyone feel emotional when they read about him?
Fucking communists

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>haha american culture so dumb amirite lads haha
>*watches Seinfeld reruns*

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>COMPUTER, HACKERS DETECTED ON THE MAINFRAME. ACTIVATE SKYPE IN ADMINISTRATOR MODE AND TRANSMIT THE CODE '1SHOT1KILL' TO THE DESKTOP THEN OPEN THE EXECUTABLE 1SHOT1KILL AFTER CLOSING NOTEPAD AND THEN THE COMMAND PROMPT. COMPUTER, RESTART COMPUTER THEN WAIT FOR MY COMMAND.

>>65809887
oh right, yeah cheers for that advice earlier m9.

the day she hits the wall, you can laugh at her expense.

>>65809846

Move

Popping into your nearby pump shed and ordering a 300g bacon cheese is a joy beyond joys

Who here actually likes mayonnaise? Literally ruins everything it touches

>>65809929
political murders arent exclusive to communists

>>65809917
Used to love the spicy McChicken

used to put it in a spicy McGangbang for a tasty $3 lunch when I cut class to go get stoned in highschool

str8 McChronic

>>65809930
that isn't american culture though, seinfeld is jewish culture it just happens to be popular in america...

i literally just did a backflip off a skyscraper and killed myself

One of the things I noticed when I was in America was that a lot of petrol stations seem to have a public toilet. Was pretty handy tbqh, even if they are grim as fuck inside. Why don't we have this?

>>65809849
Its not tasty, but its 24hrs and cheap

Hi, /u/xAnonymousChanx here with the /r/4Chan Away Team. Just checking the thread with you 'lads' (lol) to see if there's been any good posts, looking to crack 55,000 karma by the end of the week, but so far I haven't really spotted anything. Hopefully there'll be some better 'bants' later today, the 'dits really do enjoy them

>>65809947
But I live in a nice house in a nice area.

Plus if I was really desperate for food there's always rice and lentils and some spices in the cupboard

>>65809961
crocodile hunter pls stop

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look at this fucking dog

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>There's a yellow rose in Texas, I'm going there to see,
>No other Feller knows her, Nobody known to me.
>She cried so when I left her, It's like to broke my heart,
>And if we ever meet again, We'd never walk apart.

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>>65809986
Look at this fucking dog.

>>65809952
Yes but i care about this one, and communists are responsible for most political murders ever. Communism is also a cancer which must be cut out.

>>65809981
>I live in a nice house in a nice area

Literally a tory

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>>65810001
Look at these fucking dogs.

>>65809986
the fuck have you been?

>>65809952
>>65810007
look at these fucking retards

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>ywn blitzkrieg thru her Maginot line

why even live?

Why do girls get those porn star nails?

>>65809942
No worries lad

Hearing that she wants to die and that she's probably going to fuck her studies up is good enough.

Not even memeing when I say all her family and friends told me I could do better, despise the horrid little cunt. Going to smash gym and buy a new car desu

Daa'VoNTe "CHYaa BOiii D" wiLLiaMSZZ

Almost the weekend, lads

Wish I could be sick out of work tomorrow but I can't leave my boy hanging on the install job we're starting in the morning.

Moonrise Kingdom is the best film in Wes Anderson's oeuvre.

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>>65810053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVQ0TCoOUYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hh93vD9U4E

Bongs pls bump my dead thread

>>>/pol/91797342

what do you people do for fun?
hard mode: dont say shitposting or some normie shite

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>>65810038

>>65810073
never let her back into your life, don't even talk to her family and friends.

>>65810113
hard drugs and psychedelics

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Right boys, do I go for it?

don't care whether I look like a poof in it they're fun to drive and it looks half decent

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Is Tory boipussy any good?

>>65810113
smoke weed and worship Satan

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Lads I've not been keeping up, has any more retarded shit happened to this site? /vip/ is a thing and Notch offered to donate, what else

>>65810123
Tight like austerity.

>>65810127
unamerican degenerate scumbag

I've been thinking long and hard
About the things you said to me,
Like a bitter stranger,
And now I see the long,
The short, the middle and what's inbetween,
I could spit on a stranger,
(Pull me out)
You're a bitter stranger.
(Pour me out)

>>65810118
I won't, lad. Make sure you do the same.

Saddest thing is that she's so emotionally vacant she probably won't care that I want nothing to do with her. Going to sell all the shit I bought her though that will be fun

>>65810122
is that a reskinned miata from Fiat?

Remember hearing they were supposed to collaborate sometime

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>>65810113
trainspotting

>>65810123
men's haircuts just keep getting worse and worse

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this girl is my favorite youtuber if of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqzIhz92Ups
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpLVZ6FtMtg

>>65810173
Yeah, it comes with a 1.4 which I think is derived from the 595 abarth, though, which makes it cheaper to insure than the standard mx5 despite being allegedly more luxurious

>>65810113
I like drinking with my friends.
By myself i like reading or painting( /tg kind not actual painting) or vidya. I often take my dog on walks too.

wow southpark is good this season so far....

>>65810189
I like it, but I have 2 problems with it
1. 1.4(t?) is going to be pretty gutless
2. assuming Fiat build the body, trim and electronics are going to fall apart in less time than they should. So if you buy it new you're going to lose stupid money on resale later.

I'd give it an honest try on some backroads, if it drives like a miata it's probably a good time

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hnng

>>65810182
>""""""""""men's""""""""""

Hardly worth a wank at this hour tbqh

>>65810186
be gf me

Just had a wank while staring at my own willy and imagining what it'd be like to suck myself off
it's pretty good

>>65810229
Was there a new episode this week?

>>65810113
Go for walks, pub, take photos (I'm shit at it but I still find it fun), maybe it sounds really gimpy but I love talking to my parents, I don't have much other family and I used to have a strained relationship with them as a teenager so being able to sit down and chat with them about anything now is really fun / comfy

>>65810186
runt nation

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>>65810257
fucking aussies man...

>>65810243
she got bootydo tho

stomach stick out further than her booty do

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>girl gamers

>>65810257
Can batty boys have a wank to themselves in a mirror lads?

>>65810242
1.4 turbo in a ~1000kg car will be quite a laugh, the weight distribution is great too, though it's definitely no Mustang / Porsche. I'm not 100% but the electronics might be Japanese, I'll probably just lease it though which means I'll have maintenance included

>>65810186
legitimately subbed to her just now and then i saw she had a nose ring and unsubbed

>>65810265
What do you take photos of? Are you the Leica lad from earlier?

>>65810131
>>65810131
Oy respond to me I'm a very valuable /brit/ poster and it won't be good for this place if I stop posting

>>65810322
Not him but I saw the post and they're great cameras. Just whatever I see whilst I'm going on walks, I like taking pictures of buildings and street scenes because it's interesting to look back on them and how everything changes

taking a crack at it

i just realised i sold my old shite car for a few hundred quid to some guy when i got a new one and there was loads of neo nazi music on CDs in the glove box that i burned when my ipod was fucked lmao

>>65810389
What are you like eh?

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rate the new 'cut lads

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>Anon, you sound just like Doctor Who!

How do you respond?

Sky is literally playing ads denigrating trump and supporting the refugee crisis as if to imply the crisis is his fault

listening to some top neofolk atm

>>65810343
How many years have you been taking pics that things have changed?

>>65810416
I'm not Scottish Yankee scum! *glasses her*

>>65810423
trump told rupert murdoch to go fuck himself during the primaries

>>65810301
Yea I'm a little biased being from the land of torque and drag racing

Should be fun man, if you can lease it for reasonable money I'm sold on the idea

Buy the iron block 5.3l out of my truck, rebuild it, slap a massive turbo on it, drop it in there and make it do wheelies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obfb9Jg_4Uo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPy0V-Aq8Q

Fresh Reviewbrah

im a fucking runt lads

>>65810439
About 5 ish. Since then I've moved house and city though so it's nice to look back on the ones from my old city because I don't have any physical memories of the place aside from them

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>neofolk
>it's like folk only i wear a fedora

>>65810445
it's fucking retarded. i'm so tired of seeing anti-trump bullshit everywhere

suck my willy nerd

>>65810449
when john is full on main stream and his all of his videos are getting 3+ million views we can smugly tell people that we watched him for years when there were only hundreds or thousands of views on his videos.

hly shit hadnt realized he already went viral

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>>65810301
I have a Mazda 6 and it's so much fun to take it into my local mountains for some canyoning

I could imagine how much fun the miata is

>>65810449
Really like this guy's videos

Strangely comfy

>>65810423
>>65810477
but isn't trumps character based on this "the media/establishment hates me because they're all jewish shills and im going to expose them" rhetoric?

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>>65810416
>mfw a girl said i look like doctor who back in high school
>mfw i look nothing remotely like doctor who

Anyone watching the new Apprentice here?

Rebecca is a qt. happy she didn't get fired

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>I eat pizza crusts

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Ukip

>reviewbrah gone mainstream
>regularly pulling 20k+ views

fuarking hell what happened? I remember him from years ago

>>65810449
Where's his accent from

>>65810569
thanks for spoilers you runt

>>65810562
i once got told i looked like jamie oliver

wanted to absolutely heem them on the spot

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Its gonna happen

>>65810560
he's accomplished that. nobody can deny the media isn't doing everything it can to win the election of shillary. i've never seen such blatant propaganda in my life

>>65810569
glad the uggo got fucked

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>>65810585
He's alri

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>>65809242

>>65810562
which doctor who

>>65810585
UKIPs leaders always have a near death experience tb h

>>65810569
would like to shoot everyone involved

alan
karen
all the contestants
the producers that came up with it

>>65810600
New York

>>65810622
you don't even have access to it Bruce

>>65810562
she was calling you an nerd

>>65810627
(((They))) keep trying to take them out desu

>>65810628
that mr robot looking lad is quite bummable though

>>65810632
His accent reminds me of Kennedy

>>65810186
are you trying to get a 'rise' out of me

>>65810641
okay grandpa

i want


a gf


pretty bad

>>65810625
tenth

>>65810600
sounds like new york, but he also has a slight speech impediment

is everyone from Yorkshire blonde?

>>65810616
Trump is nowhere near as competent as Hitler though

>>65810664
Kind of Boston inflected yeah, but mostly upstate New York.

waiting for a good time to take my last 250ug of acid

>>65810624
not into the butt stuff but if I can reciprocate with this one I'm about it

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>>65810683
>2 spaces

>>65810562
what are you doing in australia david

>>65810725
Im not worried about competency

I want a strong nation

>>65810738
im just on


another level

Playing mafia 3

cannot fathom living somewhere which can be affected by natural disasters or crazy wildlife

sometimes I think this is why Europe is so well off

I'm an American at heart.

>>65810774
aUTISTIC RETARD

>>65810449
was literally just about to watch this in my subs
>>65810600
i read a reply he posted on youtube once that he made the accent himself based off of new york and english accent. it's not a real regional accent. or maybe that was just a period of time and now he's using his natural accent now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

>tfw you will never live through the war years

>>65810778
Good lad

Which part of America?

wish I was a Canadian lad

seems so comfy over there

I want Elsa from Frozen to be real

>>65810799
>Wanting to die just before transhumanism
Can you get more plebian?

>>65810804
New England (best England)

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Need a maid gf

policeman

where is the respect gone

>>65810819
>>>/frz/

>>65810799
>shite rationed food
>air raids
>black outs
>males our age probably sent to fight

nah video games and weed pal

>>65810799
>millions of people died just so jews could control the world
ah yes the so called "allies"

>>65810819
would make a great blacked video

maybe thats where else jean got her name from

woah

>>65810804
Middle Dakota

Modern suits have lost their masculine appeal 2bh

Old school or bust. I'll rock jeans and a t-shirt to a meeting before I wear some gay's tight suit pants and a jacket that doesn't fit.

Alri goodnight la

>>65810857
Best Dakota

>>65810725
trump has managed not to go bankrupt without starting a war (yet), despite a fairly recent financial crisis

>>65810844
Fuck off Jerrycuck

@65810861
why not just buy a bigger suit

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>Modern suits have lost their masculine appeal 2bh

>Old school or bust. I'll rock jeans and a t-shirt to a meeting before I wear some gay's tight suit pants and a jacket that doesn't fit.

>>65810770
How's the FPS

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>tfw unironically listen to Linkin Park and Evanescence and really deep emotional Trance at work

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>Old school or bust. I'll rock jeans and a t-shirt to a meeting before I wear some gay's tight suit pants and a jacket that doesn't fit.

>>65810879
Haha silly burger

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>>65810861
Agree with this post

>>65810881
>sent millions of men to die just so you could get flooded with pakis and regular citizens could get raped to death by corporations
m'lady

>>65810861
A decent suit won't be skin tight on you lad, you'd probably be laughed out of any decent company for wearing a skin tight, polyester ASOS suit

I'm ugly and dream of suicide daily because of it

>>65810911
Alri lickdicki

>>65810904
>polyester ASOS suit
Can they really tell

>>65810900
>shoes $3.00

the fuck

>>65810911
What's ugly about you? I am too haha

>>65810911
Same haha

Bet I'm leagues uglier than you though

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Look at this idiot

Looks like he borrowed this garbage from his kid brother

Can't expect to be taken seriously financially looking like you can't afford a suit that fits

>>65810935
it's a charity shop I think

he gets all of his clothes from them

>>65810935
That's Goodwill for you man. But shoes tend to show age a lot more than other clothing so it kind of makes sense.

>>65810935
it's a goodwill store. people give away their stuff and then poor people can buy it for cheap

>>65810933
Some snotty types might, if it's well fitting (ie not riding up or anything) and not some shiny rubbish then you're absolutely fine

>>65810935
It's a thrift store you cuck

>65810950
Did you get bored of Trump poll baiting?

>look like a 8/10 model in a reflection
>actually a 2/10 ugly mong in real life

ah yes.

>>65810950
not sure it you're trolling but yes, it does look bad. he looks like he belongs at an indie rock concert

>>65810950
He shouldn't be wearing a suit so tight. Slim fitting suits were made really popular by Hedi Slimane 10 ish years ago, mainly for tall, skinny androgynous guys. This person is too big and his stance and beard are terrible.

>$3 shoes

lmao now i feel kidn of bad for buying those £160 nike air max

>>65810950
I see literally nothing wrong with it

You're probably some fat anime fedora

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>>65810995
>£160 nike air max

>>65811015
Racist prick

>>65810974
no I still enjoy that 2bh

>>65810998
>nothing wrong with trying to look professional in tight highwaters and excessively short sleeves along with a teenage tier beard and a stupid haircut
He looks like he's about to ask you what a 401(k) is

>>65810995
>£160 nike air max
Are you some chav in Year 9

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>tfw no culturally conservative pure hijabfu

Air Jordans are unironically the most comfortable supportive shoes ever in my experience.

>tfw live in a busy city

want to live till 2100. don't think this air pollution is doing me any good haha

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>Are you some chav in Year 9

>>65811044
need one 2bqh

>>65811044
My brother pretended to convert just to marry one lmao

The Pogues were a great band desu

>>65811088
>pretended to convert
how does one go about doing this

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unironically want to bump dirty south rap in a Denali pickup 2bh

>>65811059
i'd be 109 by then not gonna happen lmao. plus i'm a smoker so i'll be lucky to make 2060

>>65811044
NEED a secular arab gf who still respects traditional values

I'll let you suck my Willy if u pay me ;^) waheeeeeey

>>65811110
You mean Trunk music?

>>65810992
fuck off lickdicki

>>65811112
You do realise life expectancy increases lad

You don't get a fixed life expectancy from whenever you were born

>>65811114
just find a christian arab then if you don;t want the muzzie nonsense

or a qt Indian.

>>65811148
>christian arab
ewww
>qt Indian
now ur talking

Real talk: The Simpsons and The Sopranos are the greatest television shows there ever was and ever will be

>>65811099
>tell people you believe in allah
>think allah doesnt exist in your head

>>65811175
brb gonna watch the simpsons

>>65811175
>Real talk
frick off yank!

>>65811175
Incorrect

>>65811099
I mean he goes to the mosque and shit but doesn't "really believe". You really just need to not eat pork or drink alcohol in front of the in laws and you're fine

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>>65811121
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPLcQhXpCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1u9u7mq9Ck

>>65811175
so long as you mean pre season 7 Simpsons then it's agreeable

>>65811204
what if they find brewskis in the fridge in the basement?

the cuck would probably try and save face by saying its for kafir when he invites them over for football

>>65811175
sopranos is the most overrated show of all time

Isn't it funny how yank culture turns everyone into a loud overconfident mug

Put a quiet Chinese family in America and after 1 generation they'll be shouting across the street

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>>65811248
Fight me irl nigger

message for the bongs and the one irish fella:

go to bed

>>65811175
also include:
Star Trek
Battlestar Galactica
Early South Park
Rome
Cheers
Curb your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld
Arrested Development (original series before it became a reddit meme)
The Prisoner
I Claudius
King of the Hill
Deadwood

>>65811263
Isn't it funny how brit culture turns everyone into a loud overconfident paki?

Put a quiet Canadian family in England and after 1 generation they'll be raping across the street

>>65811263
yea but those cunts across the street had it coming

>>65811268
i only think it's so popular on 4chan coz fucking nerds like to self insert as hardy lads

>>65811282
>Rome

fantastic post

only one I haven't seen is Deadwood

>>65811263
>go to USA
>literal 9/10 slag says hi to me in the elevator

thought i was dreaming, but yanks cant be in close proximity to someone without opening their mouths