[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 329
Thread images: 82

File: AJJJJJJ.gif (175KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
AJJJJJJ.gif
175KB, 500x375px
Florida man swims in pot during hurricane
>>
you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

dale earnhardt alive numbr one #1 in dixie ….fuck the north ,..FUCKk ashol yankees no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. earnhardt aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yankee farm aminal with car magic now we the south rise again .kenya presidant barak obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and union wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. confederacy greattst countrey
>>
>be American
>get shot
>>
File: 1453358528680.jpg (50KB, 500x677px) Image search: [Google]
1453358528680.jpg
50KB, 500x677px
>tfw no Eritrean gf
>>
>>65806333
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
thanks OP that thread was fucking horrible

heres hoping we get a better one this time around
>>
>>65806361
kinda qt
>>
>>65806401
not on my watch
>>
I don't like Minnesota
>>
>>65806432
I don't think anyone likes minnesota
>>
>>65806432
go fuck yourself
>>
File: 1443374021226.jpg (712KB, 1280x1602px) Image search: [Google]
1443374021226.jpg
712KB, 1280x1602px
>>65806432
'Cause they rekt your team?
>>
>>65806428
>Canada
>>
>>65806458
Fuck off leaf

>>65806462
DLET
>>
File: clint-eastwood.gif.jpg (32KB, 770x433px) Image search: [Google]
clint-eastwood.gif.jpg
32KB, 770x433px
>>65806462
>The vikings and raiders are actually better than most teams in the year of our lord, 2016
>>
>>65806448
i thought minnesota would be this beautiful and architecturally diverse area with endless thick forestry that mimics scandinavia
instead its mostly dry farmland
>>
>>65806532
>tfw I will die before they win a superb owl
>>
>>65806333

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
>>
Man /sp/ is really toxic. I stumbled in for the Jays game and Jesus, I'm glad I stopped the place 4 years ago.
>>
>>65806279
I got fired today from my shitty hotel job, time to collect unemployment and become a NEET again. I'm going to report my boss to the Department of Labor later to cause some mayhem for screwing with me these past couple of weeks.
>>
>>65806537
I went to minnesota, I did not see a single white person. Minnesota is not even 50% white now.
>>
>>65806586
How long can you collect unemployment?
>>
>>65806593
Don't you mean Millwaukee?
>>
File: 1453959841742.png (23KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]
1453959841742.png
23KB, 200x200px
>>65806593
>Minnesota is not even 50% white now.
>>
>>65806593
Come to Wisconsin


We have whites black and Asians :)
>>
File: 1464574072557.jpg (178KB, 500x571px) Image search: [Google]
1464574072557.jpg
178KB, 500x571px
FLORIDAAAAA
>>
File: anhdimap.jpg (36KB, 493x311px) Image search: [Google]
anhdimap.jpg
36KB, 493x311px
>>65806593
really makes u think
>>
>>65806593
Mississippi is 0% white
>>
>>65806649

>wanting to be "developed"
>>
>>65806633
Hey! There are white people here
>>
File: 1459210479101.jpg (81KB, 567x461px) Image search: [Google]
1459210479101.jpg
81KB, 567x461px
>>65806637
>asians
>>
File: CDI_Link.jpg (187KB, 481x662px) Image search: [Google]
CDI_Link.jpg
187KB, 481x662px
>be pnw
>laugh at florida

Hope the sea takes the whole state
>>
>>65806649
human development dont mean shit. it aint about wealth.
>>
File: 1467008766317.jpg (39KB, 472x472px) Image search: [Google]
1467008766317.jpg
39KB, 472x472px
FLORIDA PLEASE RESPOND
>>
File: 1469057058048.png (5KB, 252x91px) Image search: [Google]
1469057058048.png
5KB, 252x91px
Fuck this shit
>>
>>65806755
Heeee caaaaan't heeeaar yoooou
>>
R.I.P Florida
>>
>>65806498
Are there black people in new England?

>>65806724
Isn't there lots of Asians in Canada?
>>
File: unspecified.png (233KB, 638x342px) Image search: [Google]
unspecified.png
233KB, 638x342px
F-Florida...?
>>
File: dancinlum3.gif (59KB, 43x57px) Image search: [Google]
dancinlum3.gif
59KB, 43x57px
>>
tfw no florida anons to give us weather updates because they're all ded
>>
>>65806812
ehm
>>
>>65806792

>Are there black people in new England?

no
>>
>>65806844
?
>>
>grandpa was from florida
>veteran navyman who would leave for months at a time and no one knows why
>no one knows his his past, his parents, his siblings or even what ethnicity he was
>his bipolar wife, on her deathbed, confessed a bunch of stuff such as that he changed his name at some point in his life and that he had kids with another woman as well
>no one knows if she was telling the truth
What the fuck goes on in that state
>>
File: 1466664047143.gif (24KB, 60x95px) Image search: [Google]
1466664047143.gif
24KB, 60x95px
>>65806812
>>
File: 1459147922715.jpg (57KB, 421x421px) Image search: [Google]
1459147922715.jpg
57KB, 421x421px
waitaminute I have cousins in Florida
>>
>>65806851
HE'S ALIVE!
>>
>>65806855
too tiny
>>
>>65806556
>The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here,
Quite ironic 2bh
>>
File: 1472830530719.jpg (76KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1472830530719.jpg
76KB, 1280x720px
>>65806851
Are you ok?
>>
File: 1436034109772.jpg (12KB, 250x247px) Image search: [Google]
1436034109772.jpg
12KB, 250x247px
10-0

Texas on suicide watch
>>
File: little sparky.jpg (2KB, 38x42px) Image search: [Google]
little sparky.jpg
2KB, 38x42px
>>65806890
fuck you hombre
>>
>>65781586

Can the United States of America ever recover from this?
>>
>>65806929
sports are not important in today's civilizations
>>
>>65806884
>>65806924

get fucked lads, I'm actually Indiana.

I did it for the (you)s $^)
>>
>>65806953
No.
>>
>>65806961
kys
>>
@65806987

nou
>>
If dubs I join the Peace Corps because I don't know what to do with my life
>>
File: unknown.jpg (34KB, 419x358px) Image search: [Google]
unknown.jpg
34KB, 419x358px
i did this drawing a long time ago
>>
>>65806961
Have you prayed to Neptune yet?
>>
>>65807009
reroll
>>
>>65806953
SHART
>>
>>65807014
poopoo
>>65807045
thanks
>>
>>65807018

Yes, I prayed for him to destroy all of the east coast up until Connecticut.

I told him "don't worry my main man, I'll worry about Connecticut"
>>
>>65806953
Why does everyone bully us : (
>>
File: 1439174802969.png (254KB, 1100x873px) Image search: [Google]
1439174802969.png
254KB, 1100x873px
>>65806956
They are to the elite.
Bread and circus.
>>
>>65807069
My ma- wait what?
>>
>>65807088
Thanks I've been looking for this exact image for several months now
>>
File: index.jpg (77KB, 756x467px) Image search: [Google]
index.jpg
77KB, 756x467px
>>65806929
>>
>>65806724
The shitty SEA kind.
>>
>>65807078
Whatever, we bully each other

For example, we would be better off if the whole southern u.s. was firebombed and nuked
>>
File: 1452948795085.jpg (191KB, 900x1350px) Image search: [Google]
1452948795085.jpg
191KB, 900x1350px
>>65807126
Love it
>>
>>65807159
UNF
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypq1FsSXdbE
This song goes out to all my Floridabros.
>>
File: 1447700375327.jpg (88KB, 404x462px) Image search: [Google]
1447700375327.jpg
88KB, 404x462px
>>65807159
>>
how many floridians will die in this hurricane?
>>
>>65807325
4
>>
>>65807325
One gorillion.
>>
>>65807325
none hopefully. Most definitely all of them tho
>>
>>65807159
Eh, the ones the weird german post are thiccer
>>
>>65807276
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMSfiH850o
>>
>>65807325
about 3 fiddy
>>65807345
oy vey
>>
File: Untitled.png (11KB, 645x230px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
11KB, 645x230px
It's like another shoah
>>
>>65807444
FLORIDA'S FUCKING DONE FOR
>>
File: 1469648430038.png (342KB, 683x384px) Image search: [Google]
1469648430038.png
342KB, 683x384px
>there are 4 less /cum/ posters because of the hurricane
>>
>>65807455
that's not a good thing
>>
File: mr_smuggers.jpg (16KB, 232x198px) Image search: [Google]
mr_smuggers.jpg
16KB, 232x198px
>success breeds jealously
>>
Oh little Americans, come to your master.

*Rings bell*
>>
>>65807088
That's a preety beta picture tbqh, it quaotes Chomsky to call sports fans beta ffs

Do people who appreciate how clever this is get laid more often than the ones who do watch games on weekends?
>>
>>65807658
Yes, daddy?
>>
File: 1466122154048.jpg (54KB, 474x508px) Image search: [Google]
1466122154048.jpg
54KB, 474x508px
>>65807658
you rang?
>>
File: 32165498749.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
32165498749.jpg
9KB, 480x360px
>>65807477
>>
>>65807088
>living vicariously through

Stopped reading there. I don't have to be the one doing something to find it cool.
>>
>>65807746
chicano is here
>>
Would you rock these?
>>
File: 1474872416376.jpg (52KB, 490x275px) Image search: [Google]
1474872416376.jpg
52KB, 490x275px
>>65807822
>manlet shoes

You might as wear high heals lmao
>>
>>65807822
I dont wear ugly, fat nigger shoes
>>
File: Obama-shoes-3.jpg (14KB, 259x402px) Image search: [Google]
Obama-shoes-3.jpg
14KB, 259x402px
>>65807885
>>65807855
Don't call our President a nigger.
>>
>>65807822
No
>>
File: British-hooligans.jpg (207KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]
British-hooligans.jpg
207KB, 600x900px
the so called """"eternal""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""anglo"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
File: YouGottaBeFuckingKiddingDESU.png (234KB, 432x480px) Image search: [Google]
YouGottaBeFuckingKiddingDESU.png
234KB, 432x480px
>>65807926
But he is...
>>
>>65808047
>says the commonwealth country
>>
File: mexico flag.jpg (28KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
mexico flag.jpg
28KB, 640x480px
Do you guys like my flag?
>>
File: download_20161006_175826.jpg (99KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
download_20161006_175826.jpg
99KB, 2048x1152px
Anyone else gonna see Godzilla next week?
>>
>>65808084
it's okay, where was it made?
>>
>>65808147
Mexico, I got it in Cancun. I'm accidentally holding it backwards.
>>
>>65808136
My nigga
>>
>>65808084
Are you Mexican ?
>>
>>65808053
No! He is an intelligent black man
>>
Hey guys why are you still up?

Its 02:20 time to go to sleep
>>
>>65808213
No, I just bought it 2bh
>>
>>65808053
he mixed
>>
>>65808171
Yeeboy
>tfw skirting the fine line between browsing the /m/ thread and not getting spoiled

I've given up the former and am on full blockade now.

Luckily this movie is niche as shit so nobody cares enough to ruin it
>>
>>65808234
>Its 02:20 time
In Germany
>>
>>65808168
saying "I went to Mexico" after you've gone to Cancun is like saying "I love the White Stripes" when all you listen to is Seven Nation Army
>>
>>65808251
At least 40% of Black Americans are mixed

>>65808221
I'll admit, that's quite the accomplishment
>>
>>65808300
I went to Negales for a day when I lived in Tucson, what musical analogy does that win me?
>>
File: 1458583720107.png (54KB, 470x698px) Image search: [Google]
1458583720107.png
54KB, 470x698px
Lads I don't know how to do math. I can multiply, do addition and subtraction but everything else doesn't make sense.
>>
File: 1441501706532.jpg (67KB, 572x626px) Image search: [Google]
1441501706532.jpg
67KB, 572x626px
>>65808300
It seemed really Mexican to me
>>
>>65808084
Based leaf
>>
>>65808324
i dont know shit about Tucson lad
>>
>>65808329
All you really need to learn beyond that is percentages desu
>>
Do any of you wear watches?
>>
>>65808329
How old are you? srs question btw
>>
>>65808386
24 lmao
>>
Alright boys im bored out of my gourd what do
>>
File: images (1).jpg (6KB, 197x198px) Image search: [Google]
images (1).jpg
6KB, 197x198px
>professor spent 15 minutes of lecture stating his disappointment of class for exam performance
>class average was C-
>mfw B
Might make it buds
>>
File: Screenshot_20161006-202809.png (497KB, 1200x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20161006-202809.png
497KB, 1200x1920px
>>65808357
That line there is the border
>>
File: 1364855222957.gif (485KB, 266x168px) Image search: [Google]
1364855222957.gif
485KB, 266x168px
FLORIDA
>>
>>65808405
what did you do there?
>>
File: 1450221473013.gif (356KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]
1450221473013.gif
356KB, 500x280px
>>65808397
Jam the fuck out and exercise

>he's not doing squats while he shitposts

You gonna tell me you're sitting down now too?
>>
>>65808429
Went to elementary school mostly.

Or do you mean Nogales?
>>
>>65808396
Sounds about right. our generation is probably the last of the math illiterate, probably...
>>
>>65808397
video games
>>
>florida is a meme state
no it fucking isn't
>>
File: 1475487071604.png (103KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1475487071604.png
103KB, 500x500px
>>65808329
I can't do math for shit either, without a calculator I'm fucked. I unironically count off my fingers sometimes.
>>
>>65808397
Shoot up a school
>>
>>65808462
It is though
>old people
>junkies
>nascar
>alligators
>hurricanes
>Florida Man
About as meme as they come desu
>>
>>65806432
Do people from minnesota even like minnesota?
>>
>>65808430
i haven't exercised in years

>>65808437
the fuck
yes
i don't give a shit what you did with your life in Tucson to be honest
>>
File: 8nLFCVP.png (51KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]
8nLFCVP.png
51KB, 657x527px
>>65808329
>>65808467
Same buds
>>
>>65808462
its not gonna be a state at all soon
>>
>>65808462
Shouldn't you be evacuating?
>>
I need to eat a shit
>>
>>65806755
They're dead, jim.
>>
>>65808480
Texas is more of a meme state tbqh. nobody outside the US has heard of florida whereas they might have heard about texas because of its cowboys
>>
File: 1454817022312.png (354KB, 683x384px) Image search: [Google]
1454817022312.png
354KB, 683x384px
>>65808484
>i haven't exercised in years

why not start today
>>
>>65808253
I've been on /m/ the whole time anon, it's all out there. I wont say anything, but this is gonna be a nice movie
>>
>>65808524
Nobody in the US will hear of Florida soon enough
>>
>>65808502
No. I live in Brevard, which will be the hardest hit, but the chances of us getting killed are low since we're on higher ground.
>>65808500
t. cletus
>>
>>65808462
you're so dumb florida you dont even realize your meme status. you're easily top 3 most ripped on, meme-worthy states in the US
>>
>>65807139
...But why?
>>
>>65808527
No thanks
I think I'm stronk enough and dont have anyone else to impress
>>
>>>/wsg/1336328


/pol/lack about to get rekt in the hurricane
>>
>>65808531
I know the basic gist of the political points and whatnot, but stuff like the weird transformation of Goji and stuff I want to see for myself.

Frankly the trailer was all I needed, I'd been using the thread to talk about my watch-through of the old movies.
>>
>>65808542
We just need to learn waterjewry from the dutch and start building dykes :^)
>>
>Hurricane got a gf before you did
>>
File: 1475196711045.jpg (23KB, 542x536px) Image search: [Google]
1475196711045.jpg
23KB, 542x536px
>>65808562
What the fuck is a hurricane?
>>
University starts in 1 week.

Tell me secrets on how to be cool pls
>>
if singles the hurricane won't destroy us
>>
>should be studying fro test tomorrow
>instead i'm sick and cant stop hiccupping and almost throwing up
wew tbqh lads
>>
>>65808562
Oh fuck, that is terrifying
>>
>>65808596
What do you study (ernst)?
>>
>>65808596
Hang out with refugees.
>>
>>65808581
You're joking, right? Think of a fuckhuge water tornado, that depending on strength either floods you or fucks everything in the area.
>>
>>65808581
A bigass storm with lots of wind and rain
Imagine the worst storm you've been in and multiply it by 10
>>
>>65808553
Nothing about the south is good
>>
>>65808598
reroll
>>
>>65808563
I watched Godzilla vs the Smog Monster the other day, I enjoyed it. Even rewatched King Kong vs Godzilla, I havent seen it since I was a kid. The instant the theme started playing I started humming it from memory
>>
ooh baby
>>
>>65808562
That's a tornado, dumbass. Eyes aren't nearly that small and I can tell by those houses architecture that that isn't Florida.
>>
>>65808626
>>65808631
oh, sounds messy
>>
>>65808562
holy fucking SHIT
>>
File: 1475796196626.jpg (39KB, 529x352px) Image search: [Google]
1475796196626.jpg
39KB, 529x352px
just saw this bastard in my window
>>
>>65808562
Looks fun
>>
File: 1468425206567.png (19KB, 234x295px) Image search: [Google]
1468425206567.png
19KB, 234x295px
>>65808658
yeah but it's from the hurricane
>>
>>65808707
no is not
>>
>>65808667
yeah, they are.
>>
>>65808484
Shopping as I recall

I remember getting a marionette of a guy in a sombrero

>>65808562
Jesus christ
>>
>>65808682
holy shit that's terrible
>>
>>65808723
shut up, you've never even seen a tornado
>>
God hates America
>>
>>65808707
No it isn't. That definitely is somewhere in the midwest.

>no palm trees
>wooden 19th century houses
>>
>tfw know how to math

yes
>>
>>65808637
Oh... Okay.
>>
>>65808649
Smog Monster is next on the list, just finished Destroy All Monsters.

I watched King Kong vs Godzilla earlier this week with a friend. What the fuck is up with the random electric powers?
>>
>>65808562
glad i dont live in germany tbqh

>>65808618
Geowissenschaften (serious)

>>65808622
no refugees in university (i hope)
>>
File: 12.png (901KB, 860x1236px) Image search: [Google]
12.png
901KB, 860x1236px
>>65808562
>Should've had a V8
I'm too young for dad jokes
>>
>>65808737
Weak but still better than Cancun
You've listened to NMH's ITAOTS once because your buddy put it on in the car, and though you liked it you never looked further into the band or related acts or listened to it ever again.
>>
*Nervously pig squeals*
>>
>>65808750
I've seen a hurricane and that sure the fuck isn't one. Things don't suddenly go from calm to extremely windy unless you're inside the eye. Hurricanes come in giant, long stages of wind.
>>
>>65808562
That's a tornado lmao
>>
File: tornado de agua.jpg (32KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
tornado de agua.jpg
32KB, 720x960px
>>65808750
of course i have
>>
>>65808756
no it's in the middle of florida, I have seen these kind of houses and trees there
>>
>>65808806
Thats a waterspout
>>
File: 1469483784714.jpg (73KB, 500x638px) Image search: [Google]
1469483784714.jpg
73KB, 500x638px
>>65808776
Maybe to make him more of a threat? I don't know the exact reason, but I think it's pretty cool though. During the final battle where the passing thunderstorm revives him, I was on the edge of my seat. I was gonna watch the one where he fights the lobster next but I can't find it online, so Im searching for the first Mechagodzilla instead
>>
>>65808783
I'm gonna need you to spell out those acronyms, /mu/anon
>>
>>65808814
Central florida isn't being affected by the hurricane right now.
>>
>>65806361
awful feel
>>
>>65808822
n-no it's a badass tornado!
>>
File: dc441fda.jpg (82KB, 800x1130px) Image search: [Google]
dc441fda.jpg
82KB, 800x1130px
>go to tutor at community college
>student brings in frisbee
>throws it around the lecture hall
>"there's no reason we can't have fun"
please god, let this person die in the most gruesome way imaginable
>>
>>65808894
whats wrong bro why do u hate fun
>>
Any marriedfags here? How you holdin up?
>>
>>65808894

This is one of the main reasons not to be a teacher / tutor
>>
>>65808894
american "college"

Just kick him out
>>
File: 1440243532494.png (101KB, 500x366px) Image search: [Google]
1440243532494.png
101KB, 500x366px
>tfw don't want a gf, just a vagina to stick my dick in whenever I want
>>
>>65808894
Sorry fun police
>>
>>65808835
The lobster fucking sucks desu. They forget about it for like the whole movie and spend all of it on human characters on an island, bring in Goji halfway through and in the last five minutes remember why the movie is called Godzilla vs the Sea Monster and bring it back for like a five minute fight of two men in clunky rubber suits trying to fight waist-deep in water.
>>
>>65808924
millennials have no respect and are incredibly rebellious for the stupidest reasons
>>
>>65808912
I'm basically married. Been with my girl five years, lived with her for three and we're just waiting for a practical reason because we're not really religious.
>>
Fun is degenerate.
>>
>>65808851
Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over The Sea
it's the biggest /mu/core meme album ever, but rightfully so. it is genuinely fantastic and even the majority of plebs can appreciate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLaFLztnL84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>
>>65808835
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6d7cab1e380583bd8a84bf2b70801a447e9e4fe9&dn=Godzilla-Toho&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f109.121.134.121%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce
>>
fuck the rules man
if it feels good do it
>>
>>65808931
sounds romantic, have ya tried that one?
>>
>>65808960
So no kids, I'm guessing?
>>
>>65808977
Oh. I was actually introduced to that by digging through my mother's CD collection as a teen, and only found out it was a meme years later.
>>
File: 1373332425122.gif (3MB, 440x359px) Image search: [Google]
1373332425122.gif
3MB, 440x359px
FLORIDAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>65808942
dont you have the permission to kick him out of your lecture?

I would if I was teaching.
>>
>>65808995
No, and luckily she hates 'em.

It's just cats and dogs for us.
>>
>>65808942
Where do they get it from? Their boomer parents? I'm from generation z and it seems like everyone my age is pretty respectful and doesn't try to stick out. I'm just trying to get disciplined and get away from the lifestyles of my gen x parents
>>
>>65808912
Reporting. 4 years.
>>
File: 1448722244264.jpg (177KB, 1024x730px) Image search: [Google]
1448722244264.jpg
177KB, 1024x730px
THANKSGIVING

GET

HYPE
Y
P
E
>>
I
>>
File: 1470610213091.png (55KB, 852x1256px) Image search: [Google]
1470610213091.png
55KB, 852x1256px
has Rhode island ever posted in /cum/?
>>
File: 44b.png (578KB, 801x837px) Image search: [Google]
44b.png
578KB, 801x837px
>>65808924
1. Community college.
2. They were filing in for a class in the timeslot after mine. Whatever prof had that room after me, that's his/her responsibility (God bless his soul).

>>65808907
>>65808938
>>
File: 1453420521659.jpg (62KB, 421x421px) Image search: [Google]
1453420521659.jpg
62KB, 421x421px
>>65809001
What, commifornia?
>>
>>65808977

I LOVE YOU JEEEEEZUUUS CA-RIAAAAAAAST
>>
>>65809036
i dont believe you
post timestamp with hurricane
>>
I regret making this thread.
>>
>>65809028
Fuck you

Also plenty of times. There flag isnt a rectangle so half of it is blank white space when shown here but they adjusted it at some point recently
>>
Every school in my city was on lock down today because of some threat on Instagram involving spooky clowns. There are sightings of people dressed as spooky clowns knocking on Windows of hotels. What the fuck is this clown bullshit that's popular all of a sudden?
>>
File: 1440553181585.jpg (36KB, 404x403px) Image search: [Google]
1440553181585.jpg
36KB, 404x403px
If a chick sends you a picture of herself in a skimpy Halloween outfit you helped her pick out is that a sign that she likes you or is she just being a tease?
>>
>>65809013
>I'm from generation z

More like Florida boy lol
>>
>>65809001
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT STATE
>>
>>65808921
still the best job that i've had tbqhwy fampai
>>
File: BIG MIDWEST.png (261KB, 948x648px) Image search: [Google]
BIG MIDWEST.png
261KB, 948x648px
>>65809028
Yes
They talked shit, they got hit
>>
>>65809061
She likes you. Or just a massive slut. Maybe both!
>>
File: 1420653535685.jpg (91KB, 700x632px) Image search: [Google]
1420653535685.jpg
91KB, 700x632px
I wish Hitler was still with us.
>>
File: 1454385281521.jpg (25KB, 255x207px) Image search: [Google]
1454385281521.jpg
25KB, 255x207px
>>65809050
I'm in brevard. the hurricane doesn't come here til early tomorrow morning.
>>65809066
I'm 18 therefore an adult :^^^))))
>>
File: 1475787493563.jpg (3MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]
1475787493563.jpg
3MB, 1988x3056px
>>65808941
Aw really? The synopsis for it sounded kinda cool
>>65808982
Thanks anon

also
>Godzilla vs Ancient Greece
God I love comic books
>>
File: sSA4SLb.png (319KB, 447x679px) Image search: [Google]
sSA4SLb.png
319KB, 447x679px
>>65809054
>fuck you
no FUCK you
>>
>>65809061
Post the pic and I'll advise further.
>>
WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez8u3timfY
>>
File: glue.jpg (945KB, 2432x4320px) Image search: [Google]
glue.jpg
945KB, 2432x4320px
What are the Russians trying to pull here?
>>
>>65809060

I love this new shit that's going down, saw a bunch of Clowns in cornfields and it's fucking awesome.
Gets me hyped for Halloween

>>65809080

Thank god Indiana made the pic :^)
>>
>>65809013
Whoever is responsible for teaching them.

I remember back in highschool we used to have these antifa-like groups that came to give presentations. I recall in one of them they would take students,who wanted to sign up, on a trip to go picket sign some sort of racist group organization or something.
>>
>>65809097
take video and fotos. Preferably with you mooning the eye wall.
>>
>>65809004
I don't care, I noped out of there.
>>
>>65809111
Literally me
>>
>>65809080
too bad, sounds like a cozy state desu
>>
File: 1475801902531.jpg (413KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1475801902531.jpg
413KB, 1536x2048px
>>
Has any one been to both, Whataburger and In-n-out?

If yes tell me pls whats better, ty
>>
>>65809125
What state are you in? My high school had nothing like that. Groups and clubs gradually became less popular when I was in hs
>>
>>65809097
You realize there's no significant cultural difference between someone born in 1994 vs 1998, right?
>>
>>65809182
Whataburger, son.
>>
>>65809167
five guys > commiefornian """burgers"""
>>
File: topographic kek.jpg (333KB, 1280x1080px) Image search: [Google]
topographic kek.jpg
333KB, 1280x1080px
>>65809080
feels good
>>
File: 1473737298754.gif (1MB, 303x307px) Image search: [Google]
1473737298754.gif
1MB, 303x307px
>>65809190
CA
>>
>>65806939
Fucking ants
>>
>>65809167
I'll take one of each
>>
>>65809167
>I lick rape pussy
>I heart cunt salad
>Child traffiker

kek
>>
>>65809149
Midwest has better lighthouses. Fuck the coasty roasties.
>>
>>65809194
There are lots. People born in '94 are more likely to have rich boomer parents.
>>
>>65809121
It's fucking stupid. Those teenagers need to get a life.
>>
MLB > shit > nfl
>>
>>65809266

I know, but it's pretty fun to experience.

Why is it so stupid?
>>
>>65809167
call dibs on dr. gay
>>65809268
>boreball
ishygddt
>>
>>65809268
soccer>nba>shit>nfl>shit>tennis>golf>curling>mlb
>>
File: image.jpg (45KB, 413x382px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
45KB, 413x382px
>tfw Florida roasties & chads drown or lose power for the next week
>>
>>65809246
where in the Midwest are there lighthouses?
>>
>>65809167
there is a i love u long time bracelet but not a me so horny bracelet
>>
File: 1439404253066.png (229KB, 330x371px) Image search: [Google]
1439404253066.png
229KB, 330x371px
>>65809268
>boreball
>>
>>65809288
Probably an autistic /r9k/ robot like most Canadians on 4chan
>>
>>65809252
>There are lots
No, there aren't. You're not a special snowflake kiddo.
>>
>>65809246
I remember going to a lighthouse that looked a lot like that in michigan, was with family, we crossed the bridge so we could see the lighthouse and these two people were on the platform out of view fucking

they got pretty pissed but what the fuck who fucks at a lighthouse

fuck off
>>
>>65809291
>boreball
>Anything other that bad football
Lmao
>>
Cut my fucking thumb while screwish a fucking lightbulb. Motherfucker exploded in my hand. Blood was pissing. Put on like 3 giant band-aids as tight as I could. Hurts like a bitch. Fuck.
>>
>>65807159
DONG MY SON
>>
>>65809268
This.

It's nice seeing people from more than 2 races play a sport.
>>
File: 1452617997244.png (170KB, 2976x1112px) Image search: [Google]
1452617997244.png
170KB, 2976x1112px
>>
ordered ching chong food buds
>>
>>65809308
>>
where can I find women who want to date fat alcoholics who also smoke weed everyday?
>>
I've been to the Midwest before
I flew over it on my way to NYC
>>
>>65809346
MLB is entirely white
>>
Give me (You)'s Ameripig slaves.
>>
>>65809322
It was me and ur girl desu
>>
>>65809315
Yeah, there are. People born in '94 chimp out at protests and think they're hipsters. People my age are statistically much more likely to value home ownership and suburban life.
>>
@65809391

no
>>
File: 45rr.jpg (5KB, 194x259px) Image search: [Google]
45rr.jpg
5KB, 194x259px
>where can I find women who want to date fat alcoholics who also smoke weed everyday?
>>
>>65809375
ask your father xd
>>
>>65809362
Had some earlier desu

>>65809375
Probably online.

Just bear in mind they're probably gonna be fat alcoholics who also smoke weed everyday.
>>
>6 second plays
>5 minute setups
>a sport
>>
>>65809364
>the islamic caliphate of michigan
>midwest
if they do have any lighthouses im sure they will get turned into minarets
>>
File: 1444941306073.png (362KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]
1444941306073.png
362KB, 700x700px
>>65809382
white = one race

Fucking racist
>>
>>65809415
sounds like when u fug a grill :DDDDD
>>
>>65809382
You're silly
>>
>>65809407
wallmart
>>
>>65809382
No, we get a bunch of spics and occasionally import an asian too.
>>
>>65809407
pretty much me, although I'm a little bit thinner and I smoke marlboros not robot chodes

>>65809411
Is there like a website specifically for this? Like AddictsOnly? DruggiesMeet?
>>
>>65809464
I dunno, tinder but with no standards?
>>
>>65809375
with or without children

>with

anywhere

>without

good luck m8
>>
Still need the secrets on how to be cool for university guys.

Are cool college kids in this thread?
>>
I just bought a shitload of puzzles
>>
File: 1428204670105.jpg (45KB, 389x390px) Image search: [Google]
1428204670105.jpg
45KB, 389x390px
>>65809452
no niggers tho so ill chalk it up as an all white sport
>>
>>65809341
one time I was washing one of those stupid tall mugs and I couldn't reach the bottom with the sponge so I jammed my fist in it and it exploded. Would've had to go to the ER but I had some liquid bandaid in my first aid kid and it stitched it up quite nice
>>
>>65809502
but why
>>
>>65809496

Get into rap culture and listen to hip hop
>>
File: 1472044971725.jpg (89KB, 440x500px) Image search: [Google]
1472044971725.jpg
89KB, 440x500px
>>65809303
>>
>>65809496
Cool College kid here, scream and fling feces as passersby, you'll be a hit. Works every time.
>>
>>65809313
You shut your whore mouth
>>
>tfw have plans for friday night

its all coming together, boys
>>
>>65809423
I've never met a muslim in my whole life lol.
>>
>>65809496
please don't. We have too many arabs studying abroad here as it is
>>
>>65809496
just bee yourself
>>
Really starting to hate white people
>>
>>65809567
Paco no.
>>
did 150ug of acid last night and it was pretty underwhelming if I'm honest, I've been higher on weed, the body high was nice but I was just kind of confused and annoyed
>>
>>65809518
A lot of them had nice artwork as their designs. Some were geographical/landmark-related. I like to challenge myself, see how fast I can put all the pieces together, destroy it, then build it back up from scratch.
>>
>>65809583
Me too fuck white people lol
>>
>>65809534
dont talk to me
I've got enough (You)s to keep my hands full right now, really dont need your bullshit distracting me
>>
File: 1277833059543[1].jpg (29KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]
1277833059543[1].jpg
29KB, 512x384px
>>65809583
>>65809597
>brown haters
>>
>>65809597
LMAO

White genocide when?
>>
>>65809593
do you by chance have autism
>>
new haha

>>65809645
>>65809645
>>
File: 1459051768795.png (7KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]
1459051768795.png
7KB, 420x420px
>>65809583
>>65809597
>>65809620
I only hate non-whites because 99% of them think like you
Thread posts: 329
Thread images: 82


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.