Late night edition
1991 - Donald Trump said women's only relevant attribute is their beauty
1992 - Hilary Clinton watched Louisiana execute a retarded kid to boost her husband's popularity
2016 - Donald Trump insulted a female newscaster
2016 - Hilary Clinton condemned the death penalty as barbaric
>who's the real liar and hypocrite
benis :DDDD
Not so fast
*preserves the Kaiser*
lonely
*rocks the casbah*
china is quite literally 1st world
Requesting an excuse to post my gimmick so I don't get bannied.
Absolutely fucking slaughtered a cat this morning lads
Seen it sitting on a fence post, meowing and grooming itself the little bastard, so I snuck up behind it with my hunting knife and stuck it in its tail so that it hung off the fence post by its hind quarters. I then rolled up my sleeves and continued to beat it in the face and ribs until it began to squeal and scream and get sick. Then I removed the knife, cut off its tail and choked the life out of it with its own tail.
After that I skinned it's dead body, fashioned a hat out of it and hung the skinless cat on my porch for the neighbours to see.
Abhorrent little creatures.
who the fuck is Josie ?
>>65805277
FOY
>>65805331
Which gimmick?
how big is your willy lads?
whos that slitty eyed bint you lot love so much? carrie? pamela? help me out
morning lads
going to work bye
back from work lads
going to bed bye
morning lads
going to work bye
back from work lads
going to bed bye
morning lads
going to work bye
back from work lads
Wonder if there's anyone reading this I know irl
sk8
*slips my fingers into josie's increasingly moist pussy*
>>65805363
15cm
>>65805354
buckinghamshire
They all pretend that its a girl but its just some random pathetic guy pretending to be a woman
anyone wanna play pro clubs on FIFA 17
The Confederacy should have won the Civil War t'bh lads
lads
how can you get a restraining order against someone?
>>65805381
All me
>>65805305
You never cuddled me back mate...
Bit rude
>>65805429
fuck off jock
>>65805418
Newcunt
>>65805355
>foy
In the UK expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person's colour, race, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, or sexual orientation is forbidden. Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden. The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.
>>65805363
7 inchs
>>65805455
FOY
>>65805363
5.5 inches erect
>>65805427
Whilst a court can make a restraining order of its own volition, prosecutors also have an obligation to remind sentencing courts of the option of making a restraining order, including when the defendant has been acquitted.
The procedural rules for making applications are set out in Part 50 of the Criminal Procedure Rules. These apply in both the magistrates' court and the Crown Court.
It is important that sufficient notice is given to a defendant when an application for a restraining order is made. In R v K [2011] EWCA Crim 1843 the court ruled that a person to whom a restraining order is directed should be given a proper notice, an opportunity to consider what is proposed and to make representations at a hearing.
The need to give the defendant an opportunity to address the court whether a restraining order was necessary was again endorsed in R v Trott (Peter) [2011] EWCA Crim 2395. The Crown offered no evidence and a formal verdict of not guilty was entered by the court. The Crown then applied for a restraining order. The judge remarked that the defendant should never been charged or committed but nevertheless granted a restraining order so as to prevent further trouble. The defendant appealed on the grounds that the judge had erred in law in imposing a restraining order and alternatively erred in identifying the factual basis for it. The court cited R v Major [2010] EWCA Crim 3016 and R v K and ruled that the procedure followed by the court denied the defendant an opportunity to make any representations and accordingly quashed the restraining order.
>The Confederacy should have won the Civil War t'bh lads
>>65805418
>that one twat who wasn't invited to the meetup
My biggest enemy is myself
>no new messages
:-(
Reminder that we have another MONTH of this yank election shit and suicide is the only escape.
me and the lads
its finally time for me to come clean
the truth is... i am a 68 year old pakistani man
>>65805496
or waiting a month lol
>>65805477
he's not wrong
the south and north are too different culturally to be one nation
also if they had one, the great migration would have never happened and the northern cities wouldnt be crime infested hell holes
*walks towards you with no socks*
>>65805379
Aha well you see I've got you covered there fella me lad. Her name is Kyary and here's a nice picture of her.
Now you enjoy that and if you need anything else let me know.
so lonely
so alone
>>65805516
>2020 election campaigning starts in November
>>65805472
doesn't help me lad
>>65805511
i knew it
>>65805521
*wanks furiously and cums on the floor in front of you*
just try and walk towards me heh
>>65805523
Eww
Why is she so thin it's gross
I wonder if it's possible for me to reform
You see, I'm a bit of a violent maniac when I drink and I drink most days of the week as the employment situation is not well
>>65805517
As much as I would say we wouldn't be as relevant economically or culturally as separate nations, most of the economy is indeed in the North.
Why is cromwell liked? He brought jews back to the Isles, accepted their coin, beheading the King (true leader of the UK) and then slaughtered a bunch of irish lads
sounds terrible to me
CAPTCHA: TO LET HOTEL
>>65805536
do NOT care
>>65805544
>>65805523
thanks mate, any chance i could see her from a few different angles?
>>65805567
t. Cormac Demetrieu
feeling highly disrespected right now ngl
>>65805567
>Why is cromwell liked?
You already said it
>slaughtered a bunch of irish lads
He was a master of banter with the Fenian sorts
>fourth year
>there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you"
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
lads
>>65805614
everybody herts sometimes
>>65805567
He catapulted Britain into relevance and kept anti-democracy kings on their toes.
>>65805622
>preferring jews to the irish
i wonder who could be behind this post...
>>65805612
literally who
not even coming up on google
>>65805632
this better not be true
>>65805640
i need fat cam in my life
>No you degenerate faggot, the only tmie you use weed is in front of others, and that's only to fit in and start redpilling them in their weakened state.
>Total ideological subversion is the true goal of /pol/.
Actually just seen some pol mongrel post this unironically, do they intend to come off as edgy children constantly?
>>65805640
ah yes, zoe
>>65805640
me in the bottom right
>>65805640
whose the fat slag bottom right?
>>65805640
Names?
>>65805653
t. Padraig Dubois
>>65805640
objectively better looking than all of them.
>>65805640
Dindin lads
>>65805632
>hang out
fuck off yank
>movie
fuck off yank
>program
fuck off yank
>restroom
fuck off yank
>ass
fuck off yank
>trash
fuck off yank
essex was blessed with danish genes
>>65805640
that is a really old picture of me
Doctors say I have a degenerative case of cretinism
in 6 months time I'll be a runt with no turning back
>>65805597
All sorts of angles in this one
>>65805640
is that the danish poster or delumo at the bottom?
>fuck
POY
>>65805736
imagine smashing a whopping great brick in his teeth
cats just arrived via my window
will be going to bed onces she eaten
>>65805277
Ummmmmmm Trump
OBVIOUSLY :) x
>>65805719
Fucking hell, girl on left looks like my exgf
Proper slag
Galloway was such a cunt trip
should elliot rodgers take the blame for shagging a subhuman?
if he'd married a white woman could have a had a good lad
>>65805783
Don't care
long day of wagecuckery today lads
my back aches :(
>>65805640
Who's the bald knacker ahahaha
anyone watch dragonball super?
>>65805640
all me (middle row, middle right)
>>65805789
Don't care
A friend from Japan came to visit me last weekend
For breakfast, I decided to make him a classical British dish, a toast sandwich. I toasted a piece of bread and placed it in between two untoasted slices of bread and proudly handed the plate over to my friend and said,
"Behold a toast sandwich, a classical British dish"
"Uhhh....anon, it's just toast bread in between two untoasted slices of bread" my Japanese friend replied.
It is then I realized the absurdity of a "toast sandwich" and prostrated myself a thousand times to show my apologies.
Indeed this experience makes me want to say this,
I am sorry for toast sandwich.
I encourage my fellow brits to do the same
>>65805640
I'm in this picture haha
@65805822
consider this you're last you
>>65805841
westmids grime lad
Went out with some people from work
One girl crouched down by the side of a busy road and started pissing in front of everyone, few cars beeped going passed
disgusting desu
>>65805843
Yeah me
>>65805861
I'm sick of you Brits telling us British-Canadians what a real Brit is. I've been to Birmingham and London and you're nowhere near as British as us in Newfoundland and Nova Scotia. In your bars I've witnessed you watching soccer games and listening to American bands, with not a pint of Stella or a English flag in sight. I think England is too near to Europe, so come to Prince Edward Island to be reminded what being British is all about. It seems you've forgotten true British pride.
>>65805896
potato famine
>>65805790
who was that?
>>65805859
Don't care you don't care
>>65805892
what you think of it?
i think it's fucking stupid.
>HUR DUR HOW DO WE FIX DIS?
>MULTI VERSE XD XD XD
every fucking time.
>>65805914
Don't care
the skin head was also the nigii trip
In that entire colab photo the only one who looks like a genuine banterous fellow worthy of going out for a few pints with is the bald knacker
The rest just look like greasy unkept NEET weirdos
I hate people.
stripe has arrived
going to bed
bye
creasing at poor callum's misfortune
wonder what he's doing now
How much money does /brit/ have in the bank?
As usual the Yanks and the Irish are creating a veritable ghetto of low-quality posts
And then there's Canada
>>65805983
who was callum?
>>65805985
2,500
>FOY
>>65806001
Your a fucking Billy Elliott mate, Irish posters are liked here
>>65805947
isn't nigii from /britfeel/
>>65805942
maybe if you spent less time pondering the complexities of anime storytelling youd be more successful in the sack
>>65806013
"westmidslad", the og west mids flag person who posted grime constantly every day
he posted his hand once to prove he wasnt a paki except it looked a bit brown so everyone decided he was a fat paki, then he was somehow doxed while i was gone and stopped posting
>>65806050
Me on the right
>>65806001
*sweats*
um.....lad?
You can't spell slaughter without laugh
>>65806061
doxed when he replied to one of rosy's tweets haha
WHY PAMPER LIFE'S COMPLEXITIES WHEN THE LEATHER RUNS SMOOTH ON THE PASSENGERS SEAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Are there pro life societies/movements in Irish colleges? Or are dissenting opinions brutally crushed?
>the irish are well liked here
If that's true the potato famine was a genocide! [it wasn't]
why dont rorkes recognize that halfcastes are just as white as they are nonwhite
>Irish posters are liked here
>>65806061
fuck off?
I unironically like anime stuff on my facebook and don't give a shit.
>>65806104
I though pro-life was the mainstream in Ireland.
>>65806118
If you mix nesquik and milk, you'll never just get milk back
>>65806118
>halfcaste
turbororke
>>65806139
love a cheeky bit of nesquik tbqh
really want some now
>>65806128
then you have no right to complain about girls not liking you
>>65806118
>halfcastes
rorke
>>65806096
of course lmao what a doughnut
>>65806059
>the only flag that says irish posters are liked here is:
>>65806077
*turns your heat up to 20*
You'll swear alright you little runt
>>65806139
im not saying bi-racial people are white, im saying they're %50 white
>>65806143
dont even really use the term myself just seen it around here
>>65806122
I-I like them
>>65805942
Beerus Saga was okay I guess
RoF was Toriyama trying to reel in old fans (most Z fans think Frieza Saga was the best part from what I've seen)
Tournament Saga was a throwback to the original Dragon Ball with more special abilities
Current saga (Black Goku/Zamasu) is painful
Not a fan of the multiverse thing, most of the characters look fucking stupid, the storytelling is wank, and
>le super saiyan god
is the fucking worst concept I could possibly comprehend
>>65806178
>im not saying bi-racial people are white, im saying they're %50 white
Pale brown, is still brown
>>65806193
Of course you do Rasheed O'Rourke
>>65806178
its 2016, we say mixed race
>tfw technically mixed race but I look 100% british anyway
>>65806219
I'm an Anglo-Irishman and I'm moving to Dublin in 2017
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
>mfw that ballerina twirl someone does when a subway train crushes them against the platform
Would shag my 65+ prof tbqh
>>65806200
its not about skin colour you fucking mong, its about genetics
a quadroon is objectively more white than black
and yet because of their nappy hair and caramel skin they'd always be labelled as black
>>65806230
alri trudeau
reminder that bucks is only like 18/19 now
>>65806258
Yeah Black Zetsu hahaha
Me on the left
Anime runt on the right
>Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
>And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUSmqlPnh-k
>>65806060
Yeah and he posted here sometimes as grime lad
>>65806061
>>65806167
>of course lmao what a doughnut
What happened once he was doxxed anything bad?
lads if you're a bit drunk is it better to stay awake and sober up before falling asleep or just fall asleep now?
my rationale is that when you're asleep you're body can expend more energy on metabolising the alcohol instead of walking around etc.
please respond soon, I have to be up at 6.30 for work and I've had a bit too much
>>65806287
>noogie
FOY
>>65806277
would pound her cunny into dust after a short but lively discussion of left wing politics over coffee
>How much depends whereabouts in China, but yeah. When I went people did look and even ask for pictures of me and this was Beijing and Hong Kong (but I think the people in HK were mainland tourists). My sister lives in some unheard of city and apparently men chase her down the street sometimes.
still howling at this
>>65806302
Fuck off stupid Yank we don't care about your dull runt-ry/
>>65806313
Don't know
>>65806313
I got drunk and passed out every night for 6 years running and it never did me any harm. Oh wait I got fatty liver disease lmao
>>65806337
thanks for the informative response you useless cunt
>>65806311
just loads of pics of his gormless mug taken from his facebook
i think rosy tweeted some of them like "this was one of the people calling me ugly lol"
>>65805640
you see top left?
He was nice wan wan poster?
How did he get doxxed?
Why did he get doxxed?
>>65806313
Get a glass of orange juice, take 2 paracetamol and try to sleep it off.
What's that thing called where Yanks poke a hole in the side of a can of beer and down it
>>65806313
A longer sleep is better for sobering up
Fuck off to bed
>>65806357
he isnt ugly though tbf, just a cringy annoying cunt
he posted so much
>>65806354
Don't care
>>65806373
shotgunning
>>65806387
He looks like a dead on lad 2bh
>>65806358
yep
now thats dormers, who used to post with the somerset flag
i cant remember how or why he got doxed
youre welcome
>>65806387
oh he is a bit neanderthal, be fair
>>65806197
it's a shame with the current saga as it had so much potential. Kinda like Blackgreymon saga in Digimon really.
If there is one thing I do appreciate it's how they're trying to kill powercreep, GT it just got fucking ridiculous and meant fuck all.
>>65806373
banter
>>65806373
Tall boys
>it's a shame with the current saga as it had so much potential. Kinda like Blackgreymon saga in Digimon really.
>If there is one thing I do appreciate it's how they're trying to kill powercreep, GT it just got fucking ridiculous and meant fuck all.
>>65806431
>>65806373
You pussies don't know what shotgunning is?
>>65806322
how does it feel to be an american colony
>>65806317
it's insane. my m8 went to vietnam a couple of years ago and he was stopped near daily to get photos with girls and some guys hahahahaha he's not ugly or anything but he's not like a 9/10 nor is he overly tall either
>>65806431
Jesus Christ you utter melt. Just read out loud what you just wrote.
>>65806469
no we down pints properly from a glass
>>65806420
I know him from britfeel
>>65806445
you really fucked that up didn't you
>goes from calling his oneitis a roastie whore to talking about anime
>>65806483
AH yes, having a pint at a house party
Very nice, runt
>>65806445
>>65806457
>>65806480
>gets flamed for discussing anime
>on an anime imageboard
hmm.
>>65806474
Factually untrue mate. Come to England with that attitude mate I'm sure the locals will be VERY receptive.
>>65806522
you're fat and dress like shit
>>65806518
Literally what everyone does apart from queers and women
>>65806518
tinnies bottles and spirits lad
bet Canadian parties are fucking bent
me in the glasses
>>65806524
i could DEMOLISH the english all at once
both brits and aussies will eternally be butthurt and jealous towards the irish due to some of our posters amazing banter unmatched by any other
>>65806540
What? Have you ever been to a houseparty, you autistic twat? Literally NOBODY drinks beer from a pint glass. And all sorts of games to down drinks go on
>>65806540
You go to a party and ask for a pint glass?
The fuck is wrong with you guys
Shotgunning is for the pre efore the bar
>>65805246
why are brits such utter douchebags? literally the biggest assholes on this board, by far.
Going to bed now night lads x
>>65806431
My issue with Super is more to do with the level Goku and Vegeta are currently at.
If SSB > Super Saiyan God (as it should be, given that in the manga against Hit - actually an alright villain imo, and his Time Leap was actually an interesting ability), then surely Goku should be > Beerus now.
But Beerus literally eliminated Zamasu without even exerting himself.
Also SSJ2 Trunks = SSJ3 Goku for some fucking reason.
>>65806480
ohhhhhhhhh soz lad, I meant BlackWarGreymon.
>>65806585
Literally at every house party I've been to there's been pint glasses
>>65806588
I don't ask, I get given one
>>65806589
Because we aren't colonial scum.
>>65806583
Also most of the good union jack posts are me and I'm an Anglo-Irishman
*goes to house party*
>excuse me my good lad, would you happen to have a pint glass I can pour my brew in?
>>65806615
>>65806619
going to bed now before i catch neekitis ffs
>190cm gets the piss taken out of him for talking about anime
>I don't
why is this?
what is the sheikh doing nowadays?
>>65806619
Don't let it happen again
>>65806469
>>65806373
Why don't you just down it out the can normally? Dont get the point
>>65806685
Don't care
>>65806685
Porridge.
You just drink out of the cans or bottles
Never seen someone pouring their beer into a glass at a party
>hey m8 thanks for coming, just crack a beer and get amongst it
*opens beer and slowly pours it into a tilted pint glass that is fresh out of the portable freezer*
howling
Only two more shifts at my job lads
Good ones too
>>65806641
>I don't ask, I get given one
And where does the beer come from to fill that glass? Lol you fucking moron
>>65806693
Drinking alcohol quicker gets you drunk quicker dummy
You can get 355ml in you in like 5 seconds
>Drinking alcohol quicker gets you drunk quicker dummy
>You can get 355ml in you in like 5 seconds
>335ml
>>65806693
The opening of the can/bottle head limits the speed of how fast you can drink by constricting the flow. In a glass you are only constrained by how big your mouth is.
>What? Drinking out of a can or bottle at a house party?! Preposterous!!
>>65805640
Where's the Crimson Chin?
i only drink craft ale
>not drinking liquor at house parties
children out
>not drinking out of a glass at a houseparty
and which northern shithole are you lads from?
*gets a little too drunk at the house party*
*drops pint glass on the floor and it shatters into sharp shards*
*some slag is barefoot and steps on the glass utterly ripping her feet into shreds*
>>65806808
>liquor
FOY
>>65806740
>355ml
You pussies don't have 440ml cans?
>>65806704
Me at pres for mixed drinks
>Hey, what you drinking man? We've got some Bud in the fridge or some Coors in the cooler here.
>Whiskey soda if you please.
>not just getting loads of free alcohol by losing drinking games on purpose
>>65806808
Liquor? I hardly know 'er!
*entire thread erupts into laughter*
>>65806808
you take a 6 pack of beer to warm up then you hop on spirits
>brings a bag full of cans and bottles to a house party
>proceeds to pour the beer into a glass for no good reason
>massively increases the probability of broken glass ending up everywhere
>>65806849
>>65806842
We do. Why would you assume otherwise?
It's just easier to shotgun a 355ml can
me in the bowl
>>65806852
At predrinks just before we leave, I just drink whatever I see anyway
any opened cans or bottles I just quickly down
only absolute RUNTS dont do this
>>65806849
really hope this wasn't directed at me bud
>>65806886
I hate Asian food.
>bring pint glass from personal collection to shindig
>put it down for a second
>someone tries to actually wash the cup with DETERGENT which will offset all future suds
gosh lads some people...
>>65806852
>>65806893
both fuckhead things to do
>>65806814
Kek I'm from London and if I saw someone drinking a pint at a house party I'd assume they brought it from a pub or something lmao
there's nothing more disgusting than seeing a woman staring at her phone
>>65806615
i never read the manga la' call me a filthy casual if you must.
However in the anime, SSB was never really expanded on how much more powerful it is.
On the topic of Goku > Beerus, if Goku was more powerful than him already, it'd already start reeking of powercreep already. I don't want him to just be more powerful, I want a whole fucking saga of it, this fucking shit has no long fights anymore, just fucking aids for the new generation.
Is the manga worth reading?
Got 4 cans of Coors light in the fridge (£2.40 at morrisons) shall I shotgun them (they are 440ml cans for the Yanks/Canadiyanks)
>>65806943
literally you and your family
imagine being a canadian trump supporter LMAO
>>65806960
after pouring them into a glass
>See this? You need to pour it into a pint glass! Don't have a pint glass? Don't be drink!
>>65806893
>>65806927
Theft from random runts beer in the fridge is the way to go.
Are you upset someone had your J&D Coke in a Can for a dare while you where trying to chat up some Essex slag?
What's with those big middle class crowds outside some London pubs?
>>65806960
Do it
Post pics after you fuck up
>>65806893
kek if people store stuff in our esky and it's not promptly attended to or left for too long, I'll drink it hahahah
>planet of the apes
this series of films is the worst piece of shit I've ever watched
>>65806960
I dare you
>>65807015
you're a huge fag and also probably a paki
>>65807015
nowt wrong with the original
reality has an irish bias
*minesweeps at the club*
>>65806943
>Is the manga worth reading?
Not really
There's a few differences but nothing major. For example, Goku didn't use Kaio Ken x10 vs Hit, he was Super Saiyan God for most of the fight, then went Blue for about half a page before throwing the fight for no reason.
Stopped reading the manga after Trunks v Goku.
Someone stole my pint glass at the house I'm at right now
Gonna kill the runt who has it
next time I'm out with her, going to pull someone, hope she fucking feel what I felt.
>>65805246
>Late night edition
But it's only 16:35
young t in da house
>>65807070
Kek that poster fucked off pretty fast after multiple people started taking the piss out of him
How's about that then
>the irish used to control the federal reserve
>now the jews control it
daily reminder all of global politics is just an eternal struggle between the jews and the irish, jfk was just collateral
Select and save got taken over so they stopped selling Mexican Dave's tortilla chips
Unironically drinking lager from a pint glass right now.
Brit on holiday
Yanks genuinely do drink "light" beer. I thought it was just a meme. Fucking faggots the lot of them
>why yes, I believe that Canda is part of the Anglosphere
>>65807121
Really interesting how America is essentially controlled by Russian/Polish Jews
Even Bernie is a Russian/Polish Jew
>centra is not open 24/7
literally fuming with anger atm
finna bun a zoot
also have number captchas disappeared for anyone else
JUST
>>65807067
>threw the fight
fucking hate this bullshit as well.
>I'M NOT GOING TO TRY AGAINST BLACK COZ FUCK IT I WANT A FIGHT INI HAHA XD XD
this is vegeta tier bullshit, Goku would never do this in DBZ.
Ireland does make some good posts from time2time ngl.
>>65807134
i will fight you
>>65807136
2bqh Australia and Great Britain are basically the entire anglosphere
>drink 9 units
>still sober
>give up
>go to bed
>wake up hungover with none of the good stuf
>get fat from eating a load of peanuts
If you're drinking shit lager just to get drunk out of cans Coors light/bud light is literally no worse than carlsberg/fosters/stella/carling
Kev just said he's going to pull at the club
Very much doubt that will be the case
Watching a documentary on the Anglo-Saxons lads
*sings in Ancient Sumerian*
Cheese and pesto sandwich is pretty delicious
Watching a doccie on how America won WW2
>>65807157
>this is vegeta tier bullshit
it's the fucking cell saga (both vegeta and goku) all over again.
needs to give his head a wobble.
>>65807221
Oh dear it's another one of those, let me see how to best communicate
*opens briefcase*
Hmm
*sorts through files*
Ah yes
Ahem
A FUCKING LEAF
Yes, quite
lad I know has his heart set on "film studies" and "film production", he's one of the smartest lads I know as well, can't convince him that they're meme degrees
don't really despise any alcoholic drink whatsoever
obviously some are better than others, but i enjoy drinking pretty much anything
me
>>65807275
Umm, made a bit of a mistake mate?
>>65807208
carlsbo>stella>female urine>fosters>H2O>carling>coors light>male urine>bud light
Ahh yes the so called """"""""""""""""""""the tab"""""""""""""""""""""
>>65807288
Budweiser is actual piss
>>65807284
If he's so smart maybe they're good choices and you're just too ignorant to understand
>>65807293
No I'm sorry we don't make mistakes here
You are a Canadian it seems
What do you have to say for sorry self?
>>65807314
Basically just thinly veiled advertising at this point.
Live next door to a mosque lads. Just heard a whole load of chanting. That's how I found out it was the Islamic New Years on Monday.
I hope they have a nice time.
Beer increases estrogen production
Not drinking it anymore
>drinking alcohol
>>65807289
Why do worms move so slow despite the ability to move so fast.
>>65807363
that explains the gyno
Basically all these European peasant """countries""" were fucking about with each other, killing millions in the process, so America just swooped in, sorted their shit out, won the war for England and went back home
>>65807344
I repent and beg for my immortal soul. I wish I wasn't Canadian.
>>65807134
>faggots
fuck off yank
TURN ON CNN LADS FUAAARRRRRKKKK >>65807363
Fucks sake, pregnant again
Can tell you that I am NOT a fan of these new captchas
>>65807412
Trump had a heart attack?
>>65807449
I STILL get the old ones
been on a second date with this lass lads and I didn't kiss her
absolutely fucked it
what kind of wanker doesn't kiss the girl until the third date
Fuck sakes, lonely again
feel like I'm not drinking enough water desu
ahh yes captcha runts
heh how quaint
>Just buy a good bike and cover every metal surface with cheap duct tape. A week or two in the rain and nobody will touch that thing.
Don't get what he meant lads, making your bike look shit so it doesn't get robbed?
>>65807487
>paying for this trash
>>65807465
just tell her you're shy and don't want to move too fast :)
>>65807487
>2016
Ahead of the curve?
*scoff*
nah, senpai.
I AM the curve
>>65807465
>you paid to take some slag out twice
>she gave you nothing in return
Howling. You haven't got the hang of this prostitution thing have you
>why yes i do spend my real world money on bypassing a captcha check on an anonymous anime image board
>>65807529
eat less then
>why yes I do pay for the privilege of posting incrementally faster on a Laotian sand drawing agora
>>65807465
how much have you spent on her do far
When I was... a young boy... my father... took mee into the city...
*whispers in your ear*
*Slips you a (New)*
>>65807544
Don't spend it all at once la'
>>65807571
>cara singing 2
post cara singing 1
>why yes, I do fork out my hard earned cash so I can post slightly more easily on an anime image forum
Hmmmmm.
Really think I deserve to fuck Tina Fey
>>65807582
Rock on, gold dust womaan
take your silver spoon
dig your grave
>contrary to popular belief, I actually do pay non-meme currency to post at a negligibly increased rate on a website that is usually considered the asshole of the internet