/brit/

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

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>newfags will think this was really moot

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>fuck off, trains are literally the LEAST Rasheed thing going
>there's something quintessentially British about Train Spotting

hitler honestly did nothing wrong

>>65802668
t. National Action freak

>>65802668
Halting the advance at Dunkirk was a pretty major strategic error desu

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>>65802663
I swear to god mate if I EVER come across you in real life, I'm fucking crushing your skull

why do brits celebrate black "history" month?

>>65802683
nah theyre LARPing mongs

>>65802665
Shall be tugging off to this later

>>65802668
How'd he fail to stop russia then, sweetheart?

vomiting blood
losing consciousness
eyeballs are bleeding
cluster headaches
lost vision in one eye
weird black-purplish bulges appearing all over my body

think its just a cold lads

do i need to go to the doctor?

>>65802668
I agree

Eugenics and fascism are based as fuck.

Europe would be far better off if Islam and mosques as well as non-white immigrants were completely banned

>>65802704
on about morally

Well lads

going to fall asleep whilst watching the new WW1 doc on BBC Four hehe

>>65802609
Yank detected

>>65802725
Walk it off

at that stage now where i really cba going on a night out unless there is some mental cunt behind the decks

>>65802705
What do you think of European trains? I'm buying a eurorail pass and going around central Europe in 6 weeks

>>65802747
whats it called

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>>65802705
*My fist crashes into your skill with the force of a Class 390 Pendolino*

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>>65802739
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>65802725
you really should go mate
phone 111 right now
it's the NHS non-emergency number. You can tell them your symptoms and they'll decide if you need some paracetamol or an ambulance

>>65802739
>Europe would be far better off if Islam and mosques as well as non-white immigrants were completely banned

no shit

>dated a hundred girls
>have a gf
>still get nervous when a cute girl sits next to me on public transport

>shooting pains up and down left arm
>blood coming out of ears
>severe abdominal pain
>vomiting bile
>bloody diarrhea
>extreme rash on legs
>boils on my face

Might nip down the corner shop for some night nurse lads, want anything?

>>65802774
SNCF = Deutsche Bahne >>>>>>>>> Everything.

And they have been seriously defeunded this last year + shitty train reform.

need some ASMR for loneliness and depression

ah yes my internet is so slow it cant even load porn

>>65802793
Hitler would not have accepted refugees and he was not interested in controlling all corners of the world.

Blacks should have their own countries, whites should have their countries, etc.

>>65802775
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01rp9sn/the-first-world-war-1-to-arms

white power

>>65802793
Churchill was a great man 2bqh

Hitler was a loser art school reject

>>65802850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

>>65802850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjel8BNFvz0

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>>65802790
*teleports behind you*
*takes out bus seats*
heh, nothing personal, kid

>>65802774
Don't know too much about them. From what I understand though, on major intercity lines, they should speak English on the trains

What countries specifically?

>>65802852
give me your number and I'll call you up and talk you off x

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>remaincucks

how does the brexit cock feel, you fucking paki twats?

>>65802890
>Hitler was a loser art school reject
Who went on to become supreme leader of a country he wasn't even born into

>>65802852
>not having a stockpile of videos and pictures saved
Got 7GB of just celebrities in storage x

>>65802826
seriously?

>>65802793
honestly though this is bollocks

hitler shilled for islam to gain allies in the middle east (to fight us) and he also liked to ponder history a lot and make up excuses why germany didnt rule the world yet

the whole charles martel thing was just hitler pontificating about how germany would have conquered europe if europe became muslim, because islam is far more of a warrior culture, and hes completley right about that. that doesnt mean hed tolerate pakis in his country. the complete barebones core of his ideology was a homogeneous nation and he wanted religion to die out anyways.

>>65802930
>crashing your economy with no survivors for ''''''''sovereignty'''''''

fucking neck yourself my man

>>65802893

we all know MDE here and have seen this link many times

>brain feels like it's going to explode
>bleeding out of my eyes and nose
>every time I piss it's black
>shit is liquid and bloody
>coughing up blood
>whole body is burning
>abscesses opening up on my eyes

should I take a paracetamol lads? don't have any at the moment and I don't want to go out now

>crying blood
>blind now
>deaf too
>anus prolapsed
>both femurs shattered
can't seem to shake this sniffle lads

>>65802911
020 7510 1999

Almost time for Question Time if you lads are interested.

>>>/pol/91770655

>>65802945
And he even failed at that too

Hitler was always a failure la

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Started listening to Chrome Sparks lads

I just found my new late night driving soundtrack

>>65803005
>>65803003
what's this fresh gimmick

>dead

I think it's a but of sleep deprivation lads
just need an early night

were here because
were here because were
here because were here

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>>65803017
>QT thread
>on /pol/
Ah yes I'm sure that'll be a very interesting discussion

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>>65802487
Why not use a bicycle?

>>65802701
Absolutely patrician

>>65802774
remember you have to make reservations and shite on the trains

>>65803033
see
>>65801675

>>65803017
i am not interested. please delete your post.

>>65803017
Why wasn't "comedian" under Leanne Wood's name?

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gf posted me this

>>65803080
good post

>>65802930
There will be even more Pakis following Brexit.

>Skin has turned translucent
>Can see my organs turning into a hard obsidian rock
>Am growing painful spines out my back
>Eyes are proturding from my sockets like a slug's
I just necked a Barocca and a few vitamin C tablets to be on the safe side xxx

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>>65802890
hitler was a great ordinary person that loved his people and had an amazing life

churchshill was an establishment twat born into aristocracy and nothing but a fat drunkard war mongerer who got played like a fiddle by literally everyone (the yanks, stalin and the jews)

>>65803100
Jenna?

>>65802847
What city should I go to in France? I've been to Paris several times but nowhere else
>>65802903
I've got 5 travel days out of 15 so I can go to 6 places
At the moment I'm thinking Budapest, Krakow Bratislava, Prague, Vienna, German city (?), French city (?)
Got the time off work but haven't booked anything yet
>>65803085
Yeah need to start sorting everything

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Any new memes?

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imo

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>>65803100
those are some weak thighs laddie

>>65803113
>far behind the lines of the ACTUAL enemy
Ah yes I'm sure that quote wasn't taken out of context

Wew, Tim Byrne got a new flat

>>65803132
>I've been to Paris several times but nowhere else
A runt's guide to holidays in France: 101

>>65803113
see
>>65803080

>>65803113
Fuck off Nazi cretin Churchill fought for his country and loved his own people.

Hitler was a delusional Australian, obsessed with Germany.

>>65803127
guess she does look like her in that pic
>>65803172
i have preference for either way (and thicc)

>>65803132
Bordeaux and Lyon look amazing, I wanna go there

nite

>>65803204
I've stopped off in Calais and drove to Holland too :)

is there any sense in saving paper fivers?

I have loads and I don't want to regret spending them when they're worth a bunch each

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>>65803213
>Hitler was a delusional Australian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojPzimBnhw

absolute madmen

ah yes, the middle class slovenian mountain cyclist is back

can't say I'm not jealous of this normoid

>>65803132
Munich

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>>65803211
>>65803213
>>65803192

no arguments presented

the state of my mental health

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>>65803170

>>65803172
Alri Russia

>>65803213
>Churchill fought for his country and loved his own people.
Not all of his people -- he was a massive racist

going to afghanistan in november

:^)

>>65803266
wish I was a normie

>>65803280
rasheed

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Nth for my QT Quarter white GF.

>>65803283
>30% opacity

Opinions on solar panels?

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>>65803307
Reported

dr zaius dr zaius

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>Are Liz is on This Week after QT

>>65803283
that bed sheet could've been donated to refugees in calais and put to good use, disgusting dirty Leeds scum

>>65803262
unless it's super crisp and/or has a low serial number, it will be less than £5 when it goes out of circulation

t. amateur numismatic collector

>>65803274
Don't worry, gf's going to kiwiland for 3 months soon, so I'll be sure to compensate for my loneliness with heavy drinking and /brit/

>>65803307
rich? afghan? what are you? what do you work as

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>>65803280
>he's on the internet defending hitler
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>65803132
Reims and Troyes are where I live, and they are both gorgeous.

Normandy is an hidden treasure. I recommand it to every tourist I met in other countries.

Reminds of this very friendly and nice family of yanks I talked to while in Ireland, they were so nice while typically American, was awesome.

>>65803280
>liking Germans

Fuck off Rasheed.

Europe would've been fine if the Germans hadn't tried to get their claws on it.

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>>65803346

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>>65802763
font x

>>65803266
is that the flat spracklen house i see?

>>65803347
http://www.itv.com/news/calendar/update/2015-10-05/bradford-charity-to-reassess-calais-aid/

>“I thought they have valid reason, but most of them they haven’t any valid reason… they want to go (to the UK) to get money, a better economic situation.” – Kassim Tokan, Human Relief Foundation

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Theresa May apparently told all non-British experts they are no longer welcomed to give the government advice.

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>t. amateur numismatic collector

"People" ITT actually voted remain

Cannot stop laughing

>>65803297
Alri Tyrone?

>>65803401
based

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the gf

>>65803385
Why does she look like a downie in this?

>>65803017

I don't watch TV

>>65803409
>tfw my kids will ask me how I voted
>tfw I'll tell them and they'll say "thanks for saving our country daddy"

No idea how people do parkour

How can you even anticipate whats going to be around the corner or over that wall? How do you know there will be somewhere safe for you to jump on?

How do they time all the footing and jumps so well?

any bitch nigger with a gun can bust slugs

>>65803407
i knew I risked a fedorapost by posting that

Suicide is looking likely

>>65803456
i shrunk her face slightly

>>65803401
Theresa May is a massive racist

>>65803483
Any nigga with a red shirt can front like a blood

So lads, how expensive is living in London?
Don't mind muslim quarters, my place is full of Bosnians as it is anyway.

just joined the EDL

>>65803314
same

>>65803395
how am I meant to know?

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the gf just posted a floppy disk through my letter box containing the related image

>>65803494
I bet you did you dirty (You) slut

>>65803509
B-But why?

>>65803318
post more pics of her feet senpai

>>65803480
If you can't see it then you don't do it, you need good judgement of distance and whatnot.

Most of the things you see on videos and rehearsed beforehand.

andy murray
top lel why

Nations are a lower brain mammalian-territory-ego-status game. Evolving quantum conscious beings such as myself take no notice of politics or other such hollywood stage set nonsense.

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>>65803524
Yeah, she's great isn't she.

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>>65803401

One of the lads pulled a whale and is gonna top himself from the non-stop banter

>>65803524
regardless of her views on race she literally eats faeces. i've never been more certain of anything in my live ever.

>>65803545
Massive racist

>>65803547
FUCKING HELL

>>65803549
gimmick

theresa is just another menopausal control freak trying to gain sustenance from the suppression of the desires of others

>>65803555
>Most of the things you see on videos and rehearsed beforehand.
Thought so, a lot of it would have to be planned

I would be terrified 2bh, I'd see one wall and take a minute to decide whether or not I'd jump, then when I'd land I'd complain that my legs hurt for another hour

>>65802663
He's not wrong, however Autistic it is.

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the arranged marriage fiance just emailed this through

>>65803571
there is not a single picture of this woman where she doesn't look like she's munching on a turd that's been shooped out.

>>65803528
you a real thug?

>>65803401
are tezza

repeat after me

THANK YOU MUMMY

>>65803571
>Unironically thinking the Conservative Party is nationalist
She will sell out to Arab and Chinese corporations and investors just like everyone else

>>65803630
If you hesitate then that's when you're most likely to be injured. A lot of jumps just rely on going from high to low as they're easiest to judge.

ran over another cat this morning

Tfw too intelligent for all jobs

>>65803630
There's parcour gyms where those nerds practice their flips and shit over and over onto padded walls and foam pits before making their videos

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>>65803636

useful hot tip from your friendly neighbourhood muslim

>>65803672
Those are headlines from newspapers. They are triggered.

>>65803636
T H I C C
H
I
G
H
S

>>65803681
good lad

>the gf just _______ me this
Bad gimmick that

>>65803681
Think you are genuinely psychopathic

Hope you die of cancer or something similar

Lost my cat this morning lads, ran out the front. If you see him please call. He responds to Kitters, he's old, partially blind, hard of hearing... I'm very worried

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the talented gf

raped an australian cat this morning

business idea: the state gives us all qt gfs

>>65803725

well it's one of the most common causes of death so that's not much of a statement

>>65803100
Post her fb

>>65803763
>Liverpool
>Not actually a pool of livers

ukip getting heat

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mfw leftists can't handle brexit and trump potus

Thought up a funny post earlier but forgot it. Just imagine something.

In fact it might not have even been funny but it was at least relevant to /brit/ I know that much.

>>65803682
https://careersinbritishintelligence.co.uk/

>>65803805
Drumpf is a massive racist loser and will never win anything

>>65803805
>trump potus
Not after that debate, teebeeaitch

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>>65803805
>voting for drumpf

>>65803692
Classic 2bqh

Sounds like a top lad

wanked with an oven mitt lads
feels pretty bad

>>65803787
facebook com/Ashemaree69/

fun fact: you can cycle from Liverpool to London along 1 canal

Fuck Trump, Theresa May and white people

>>65803825
>>65803827
the polls indicate otherwise :)

>>65803843
and you finished?

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>he said

bit too hot this morning

>>65803800
ukip are ded now
shame

>>65803864
Fuck off with this shit

No one gives a fuck

Absolutely fucking slaughtered a cat this morning lads

Seen it sitting on a fence post, meowing and grooming itself the little bastard, so I snuck up behind it with my hunting knife and stuck it in its tail so that it hung off the fence post by its hind quarters. I then rolled up my sleeves and continued to beat it in the face and ribs until it began to squeal and scream and get sick. Then I removed the knife, cut off its tail and choked the life out of it with its own tail.

After that I skinned it's dead body, fashioned a hat out of it and hung the skinless cat on my porch for the neighbours to see.

Abhorrent little creatures.

>>65803850
>69

oo err cheeky

one time at work i started chuckling to myself for no reason cause i was thinking of all the /brit/ gimmicks and posts and it made me laugh

mustve looked like a right mong

>>65803895
>No one gives a fuck
It's not even true anyways

>>65803789
how dare you

you know nothing of me or my struggles

>>65803858
that's a big canal

>>65803895
that's right. run and hide. your time is over

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>Keir Starmer

Imagine having a head this aesthetic

>>65803880
typical australian weather

>>65803895
>Boasting about your favourite presidential candidate to a bunch of indifferent Englishmen

Bit sad of him

>>65803932
UUUU

MUH NAZI VAN

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>>65803850
Good man

why are mi5 recruiting on /brit/ lads

*invents invisibility suit*
*attaches a stuffed cat to the bollocks area*
*moves to ireland*

>>65803946
eyes look too small

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the furore over this UKIP non-story is an expression of the rage permanently embedded in all dirty lefties, students, and other arrogant non-entities as a result of their historic defeat. it's obvious now that they will never EVER recover, they are mentally DESTROYED

>>65803858
I don't think that's true 2bh

>>65803920
I do this when I go for walks, and I grin, but people ask me what is so funny. I never reply.

>>65803920
I started thinking about the bollock bashing gimmick today and broke out in muffled fits of laughter on the bus

Stroking the base of my cat's tail

He seems to like it x

>>65804006
Sharpie in the pooper

>>65803825
>>65803827
>>65803829

you're going home pedros, adios

>>65804006
do it again x

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>>65803932
Did someone say canal?

ripip Tony Blair, surprised to see that desu

fun fact - canals are useless now because Tories ruined British industry just to spite northerners

>>65803993
>but people ask me what is so funny

Strangers do? Americans are weird fucks.

>>65803988
UKIP have no reason to exist anymore. May's gone all immigrant bashing so she's hoovered up the poverty class they had voting for them.

You making tea? Butter, 9 sugars ta

>>65803864
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

He's falling again

*yawns really loudly interrupting your conversation*
goodness me i'm tired
*yawns loudly again just as you try to start talking*
*stretches and screams a primal scream*
that may well be it for me. curtains for me. i think it's high time i made a beeline for bed! what do you think? *nobody speaks for a second* *you try to start talking amongst yourselves again* *YAWNS EVEN LOUDER* *covers yawn with hand* *looks down at hand* wait a mo... *screams again* oh my word im a paki!

>>65804006
>sneaks up behind you and sticks a hunting knife into your cats tail so that it sinks into your thigh artery whilst also pinning down the cat
>beat the oversized rat to death with my bare hands and laugh as you bleed out

>>65803979
Do you keep getting ads from them?

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>>65803989
It's true

You can walk/cycle along all the canals in England/Wales

You could technically cycle from Lancaster to London but it would take ages

No respect for anyone who has any kind of pet

>>65804040
My dad uses the canals to sail his boat, so they're not completely worthless.

>>65804061
DON'T REPLY

Just ran over some runt's cat. I ran right over its stupid furry head and felt it pop under my wheels. Nearly crashed my car from laughing.

>>65804063
how do you come up with this stuff lol

Whats the most romcom like moment you've had in real life lads?

>>65803920
Sometimes do that at school too

>>65804058
Yank detected

>>65803988
cannot wait until article 50 is actually triggered desu

>>65803882
>still polling ~15%
nah m8

Just witnessed someone steal my gimmick. Feeling pretty shaken, is there a helpline I can call?

>>65804096
that's my point. your dad is probably a middle class nonce who has his own expensive tugboat to holiday in. no industry. fuck tory scum

>>65804086
yeah but they're different canals lad

>>65804071
no comment

Would you rape German women if you were a Soviet soldier in Berlin back in 1945?

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>been at new job a few weeks
>feel like I really get on with everyone and they really like me
>new intern + full time employee start
>go home
>find out the next day that everyone went out for drinks together but didn't ask me

Why do my balls smell so goodbye after no time having a shower for 2 days

>>65804061
>Going from a 20 point difference to almost equal

I'm having a hard time trusting this

>>65804063
I've got a job now, start on Monday.

I'm going to be just like you, my hero.

>>65804061
538's a joke

TURN ON BBC2 QUICK LADS

>>65804149
The tories don't represent those people anymore, didn't you watch the conference?

It's England flags all the way now.

>>65803988
>wales will follow

They voted for Brexit

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>>65804086
>Southerners couldn't afford canals

>>65804143
Gimmicks are protected by European law, should have voted remain

>>65804162
Twat

>>65804161
no mate i have morals

Brit on holiday

America is the best place in the world if you're upper middle class minimum. Otherwise living here is utter 3rd world

>>65804184
first round on you then haha

*punches your arm and gives a sly wink*

>>65804196
Haven't got BBC2 you twat tell me what's going on

WHY AM I SO HAIRY

hate black people

>he doesn't factor in shy Trump voters
muggy tears everywhere

Kerbstomped a sleeping cat today. Worthless vermin.

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>>65804086
>430km
>take ages

pfft

>>65804219
I have HIV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhukHYe8hc

Just did all my washing on the wrong temperature, have to redo it all again now because bits of tablet all over it
Bit annoying

>>65804276
Bet they smell good though

>>65804108
you take a genuine feeling (like being tired), express it gimmickally through asterisk posting, and mix in whatever /brit/isms you can think of

>>65804184
you little norman you
what's shekelstein got you doing?

>>65804276
just sniff it off

Why do women never wash anything at a 60?
Do they want their clothes to smell?

You are now imagining your mouth filled with my thick, creamy 7 day load

what shops sell blue camels these days

might just have to get a fat girlfriend

only a delusional leftist would believe a poll that puts the election 85% in favor of clinton

>>65804254
Post pics in the Rei suit.

>>65804228
*it's a prosthetic arm which falls off when you punch it*
*starts crying*

diagnosed with wrong temperature

on tablets for it now

>>65804354
nah you can't gf the fatties, only fuck them

Asked out a girl I really liked and she didn't respond and is now ignoring me.
Would have preferred if she just said no really...

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RORKE SPOTTED

>Adopt stray cat
>disease ridden, extremely thin
>take him to the vet, get him vaccinated, feed him so he puts on weight, hair starts growing back
>have other cat (rescue)
>they keep fighting
>might have to give him away to a shelter

Gutted lads, don't know what to do

She was amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rycNQoMxM2w

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>nah you can't gf the fatties, only fuck them

He's back at it lads, the man can't be stopped

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/784066050539261953

>>65804149
He sold kitchens in B&Q until he retired.

>>65804275
Someone explain why ASMR is a thing please. The only reason I can think of is that NEETs are using it to simulate human contact

>>65804373
i'm not attractive though

literally going to be cuddling my cats all night tonight because of you rotters

PS. mummy still washes my clothes

>>65804086
Birmingham has more canals than Venice
>>65804254
Look at the map you can't take anything near a direct route

>>65804404
Oh my dayzzzz senpai!!

>>65804389
want britain to be about british tho

>>65804393
Bring him to me and I'll kick his head right off his scrawny little neck for you

>>65804426
>Look at the map you can't take anything near a direct route
All the canals are connected you cretin

Do you need glasses?

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>>65804360
Sorry, don't have any

>>65804422
so
i said you just fuck the fat ones
do not gf them under any circumstance, it'll be the worst thing you ever do

took mdma last weekend and I still can't chew food properly

>>65804276
I've done this before, white tablet stuck all over black pants. Well shit, had to scrape it all off and wash them again like 3 times

>>65804346
Yes

>Washing at 60

Crease, bet you use biological washing powder and all

Put your head on a spin cycle you fucking jebend

>>65804318
IT/programming/other computer shite

It's a graduate scheme. Don't really know what I'm actually going to be doing but I'm going to be the best at it.

has trump won yet?

>there's a skills shortage
what about all those degrees

>>65804393
My cats also kept fighting when I brought another in

Keep them for another year and they'll be friends
You're a good person lad

>>65804395
ah yes, female asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDpOhHiZWJM

>>65804464
excellent

>>65804482
no I don't use bio powder

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would like to walk from manchester to london

i suffer plantar fasciitis though

>>65802663
The brits built those railways ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha fucking sheed

woke up at a normal hour lads

I wash at 40

I wash all my clothes apart from my bed sheets and towels at 30

>tfw iPhones now have f.lux built in

Comfy

>>65804505
Stop posting images like these, they really creep the fuck out of me

>>65804479
Absolument dégoûtant
T'es un dégénérer pédé pêh

>>65804464
Good pic I forgive you

>>65804498
I work in a fairly technical job with educated people and can safely say British people are lazy as fuck and never get anything done.

Immigrants are just more driven, but that's probably because if you have the drive to move to another country you're going to be a harder worker.

>>65804425
*picks up your runt cat by its tail*
*swings it around over and over and launches it hard into a wall*
*put my boot on its head before it can scurry away*
*puts all my weight down on it and feels its scum vermin head pop*

cats are vermin, this isn't a meme, they kill literally BILLIONS of birds per year

>>65804453
Yeah they're connected but 430km would be going in a straight line whereas the actual route would be nearly twice as long

Utter fucking mong

>>65804512
went sailing in the broads once

fun stuff

>>65804500
I was hoping that it would calm things down if I got his bollocks snipped off, I don't have the money for it yet but the issue is it's the female cat that's starting all the shit so I don't know if it will do much

Just want to give a shout out to that lad that always tells me my posts are excellent, you know who you are Hun x

>>65804591
Thanks :3

>>65804543
Anéfé

>>65804570
Actual sailing or boating?

t. sailor

>>65804393

Drown both of the fucking rats

sophie we know who you are

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>>65804426
Well ok, 10-20km plus or minus, but this thing is configured to take the off roads...

>>65803864
t. Thomas Dewey

>>65803931
Not as much as my having to Cago Chis every morning.

>>65804028
I'm white 2bh

I was all my clothes at -20

Feels good to save the planet

>>65804570
don't post about Norfolk ever again

hope the ice caps melt and flood the entire north (anywhere north of London) into extinction

wish I was the slovenian mountain normie

>>65804413

I work 9-5 and I'm surrounded by women all day, I'd rather watch a youtube video than deal with cretinous women all day, they are foul creatures with tiny simplistic, childlike brains

>>65804537
Ah yes, nightmode

>>65804635
bet you stink

>not just buying new clothes every week