In this thread we try to speak another language

1. russia
2. hocu ubit sebja

>>65802254
1 - Polish
2 - Bolyska Bzcywzy Banuscyzka

1. turkish
2. olum minen salam ozguz munetir

>>65802312
De tra en pæner run okpå kamelåså sygglekokle

1 - Chile
2 - WEBON

>>65802328

oi m8 wombly mombly i luv sum bloody tesco beer n fabulous bbc

>>65802605
>tfw foreigners can't do pretend english because they already all know english
>tfw you'll never know what someone who doesn't know english trying to speak english sounds like

>>65802750
>>tfw you'll never know what someone who doesn't know english trying to speak english sounds like

just listen to the brits, they don't know how to speake nglish probperly

1. Italian
2. Porco Dio

Turkish
AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>65802750
When I was learning english being a kid, english sounded to me like to have a lot of "ation" sounds, like, let's say that mesa (table) is "mesation (meseishon)" in english

>>65802750
Myation isation Nigeation, i'mation fromation Unitedation Kingdomation

>>65802854
that makes sense

ta

>>65802792
Ma figlia de una putana, sei un cazzo
Pizza bolognesa, grazie

1. Spanish America
2. ARRIBA ANDALE REGGATON SI SENÕR MUY BOLUDO

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>>65802254
1. Somali
2. Ooga booga shaka looga

>>65802854
>>65802927
very interesting posts, thanks lads

>>65802750
it sounds retarded, trust me on this one

>1 - Philippines
>2 - Dagadang dugadang pongppang nice tukatang pag pagim

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>>65802750
>tfw you'll never know what someone who doesn't know english trying to speak english sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

>>65803406
what the heck

>>65802254
1. Brazil
2. HUE HUE HUE HUE GIB MONIES HUE HUE *chimp sounds*

China
骯髒的美國文化帝國主義者豬

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>>65803121
>establish comprehensive books

>>65803406
as someone who speaks japanese, this is what hearing korean sounds like.

It freaks me the fuck out because I think "
>holy shit am I forgetting my japanese I understood none of that
>Wait
>it's just korean

1. Finland
2. Hwamii Suomifanskimma utooolumiii edfeemeiei snowi

china
eeek eeeek eeek

chinese
pu tong hua bien man fu zhi sui ren ri ben

Beijing Dialect
er er er er er er er er ma er er er er er er er er er er er er

1. Finland
2. Olle sög Kalles kuk, snipp, snapp, allahu ackbar och så var sagan slut.

whales

LYANIFYANWAYRR EII?

OYLD AHNENG!

>>65802254
1. Poland
2. Polska jest najlepszou krajinou na szwiete. Rosiani to diabłi a Anglia to zrodło dobrych zarobkow. Ja rad piju jabol a rucham dziewciny. Polacy to Saramaticy!

>>65803795
We'll I fucked this one up

Czech

ahoj ty krteku prdolony knedlicky su dobre, najlepse pivo ceske nase germanske a slovane su untermense

>>65803570
https://youtu.be/f3n_NsvGZSg?t=14s

1. AAVE
2. i put dat mixtape up yo muthafuggin dick and imma whoop yo ass wit dat knowhatimsan nigguh

>>65803865
But that is normal Czech except for prdolony. And I never met a Czech who considered Slavs "untermenschen". They hate Russians, just like you.

>>65802254
1. German
2. Ich bin ein wienersnitzel und du bist ein nazi

>>65803804

Well, 10/10. Though last time I drank jabol was long ago.

>>65803804
Bosz ale bydło

1. Albania
2. Sqhipre esqhapre shqusetje sequyqius shqaperi squ

>>65803939
Thanks, how it would be in proper Polish?

1. Gypsie
2. Heimoeoonmanneee mievoinmyyäsiulleautoon

viet / thai
quack quack quack

>>65803935
>But that is normal Czech e

what the fug
In that post I just tried to make polish look czech but if you say it seems like normal czech it blew my mind

here, what I wrote and normal polish

>ahoj ty krteku prdolony knedlicky su dobre, najlepse pivo ceske nase germanske a slovane su untermense

>ahoj ty kreciku pierdolony knedliczki są dobre, najlepsze piwo czeskie nasze germanskie a slowianie sa untermensze

>>65804020

Polska jest najlepszą krainą na swiecie. Rosjanie to diabły a Anglia to źródło dobrych zarobków. Ja lubie pić jabole i rucham dziewczyny. Polacy to Sarmaci!

>>65804037
Finnish gypsies must be weird.
Romany sounds like this:

Kera čárom džongáles tekes 40 euro čóres. Benegero čakál šufáles kumáles.

>1 - italy
>2 - puezzini da la rossi. zattiretti de miscela

1. Arabic
2. [Gurgling Noises]

United Kukdom
SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI

Turkey
Kendinizi öldür, lütfen.

>>65804153
Normal Czech would be:

Ahoj ty krtečku zasranej knedlíčky jsou dobré, nejlepší pivo je naše české, naše germánske a slované jsou untermenshen. (well last word is German ofc).

without diacritic like on an internet forum:
ahoj ty krtecku zasranej knedlicky jsou dobre, najlepsi pivo je nase ceske, nase germanske a slovane jsou untermenshen

very close

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Ehhh en fait, c'est mon premier essai de parler Francais, donc ce sera probablement merde

Je ne connaitre pas comme on devrait etude le grammaire, et j'ai etude pour trois mois, et beaucoup trop pas de mon etude c'etait par grammaire. Je me juste lire les romans avec le langue simple, et apprendre comme ca. Je peux lire beaucoup trop que je peux ecrire

>Russia
>Cyka blyat

Did I do good?

Igszet nem tóbb özgoböl, ki vilansag húsz aranbet talál - a fertúz parancs """"ezselotböl sárgöszhet""""....

>>65804737
is sz=sh like in polish ?

>>65804955
No like s
S = Š

>>65803604
this

>>65804438
Nice try bro, that's already a good start.
I heard others are having a hard time learning french
Now I ll speak spanish:
Hola amigos, tengo que ir en la cama porque mañana voy a trabajar en un proyecto commún con los trabajadores del la escuela mayoría.
How was that?

Turkish

bulguk ici nazgul senc kebap erdogandoglu

>>65802254
1.English
2. Oi mate gimme a minute to neck this pint before I nock you the fuck out I swear on me mum.

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1 - France

2 - ils lisent les livres et les filles écrivent une lettre
That's everything I know about French after using Duolingo for like 10 minutes

>>65805253
pretty good, it's understandable Spanish but you still have to work a little bit in it.

The correct way of saying all that:

Hola amigos, me tengo que ir a la cama porque mañana voy a ir a trabajar en un proyecto en común con los trabajadores del la escuela de mayoría.

>>65806377
*de la escuela de mayoría

>>65806079
Thats good desu even though its probably just from memory and not understanding. Aight my turn

1. Spanish
2. Hola me llamo Juan Miguel, soy de El Salvador y cada día de mi vida deseo la muerte para mí y toda mí familia. Para decir la verdad, manana voy a tomar un cuchillo conmigo a la escuela y voy a matar Chad cuando vamos a salir de la clase.

La llave de mi corazon es en tu manos.

¡Hola hola hola soy el novio de mi abuela!

>vietnamese
>noung droc hoc bin la mai

>>65806488

>Thats good desu even though its probably just from memory and not understanding.

Yeah, that's the bad thing about Duolingo, but it's definitively a good start.

>2. Hola me llamo Juan Miguel, soy de El Salvador y cada día de mi vida deseo la muerte para mí y toda mí familia. Para decir la verdad, manana voy a tomar un cuchillo conmigo a la escuela y voy a matar Chad cuando vamos a salir de la clase.

>La llave de mi corazon es en tu manos.

>¡Hola hola hola soy el novio de mi abuela!


That's almost perfect, you just need to change a few minimal things. Here is the correct way.

>Hola me llamo Juan Miguel, soy de El Salvador y cada día de mi vida deseo la muerte para mí y toda mí familia. Para decir la verdad, mañana voy a tomar un cuchillo conmigo a la escuela y voy a matar a Chad cuando salgamos de la clase.

>La llave de mi corazon esta en tu manos.

>¡Hola hola hola soy el novio de mi abuela!

1 - Czech
2 - ja sem netoperek i jsem prisol nad vodicku ne videl v koulo paticku jozin z bazin

>>65802254
Danish
jeg madn hadnb et nerh ådembmflen fpeåtret

Swedish
jAg TalAr EngElssKA oCh Jag SpeLAr DoTA JA SEJ YACKET INSTEAD OF JACKET

Norwegian
Jeg teler engelske mer berg gette jente

Polish
Shashczhoeczhko czcecheshez

1. Deutsch
2. Mit sheufen dei mich eine mapfhausete auch der nir echen frauchesche apftehen dir mit sahen die eine brosel

>>65802586
weon*

Jusn poy sil bleght nim atly, cunthums nim rop bont sil dabe. Muth brete slinedin wrin nim apsintine, sil rop gulm brenbine

Willem Van Dijk war ein van die grootste Belgen diesen jaarhundert en wirkeleijk ein fantasties mense. Er hat met seine voorzichtigheid en volbrachtheid de hele wereld veroverd

Dutch with atrocious grammar

America
Mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga.

>Korea
>Chong chong chong chong chong chong

1. Canada
2. aahoooo heeheehooowheeheeeeeeeeeeh de durpa ding eh sorry

1. Panama
2. OJUE COMPA QUE ESTAI HACIENDU

1. France
2. E oui oui le le, junapel cajou, parlevoo le seyso, madam oui oui madam sacre bloo, moshou pe le tile

>>65802750
Italians made an entire song in English gibberish and it's catchy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfSJEWNTvo4

Je suis mon amour un beacup a bientot frufru la fille amis

I tried to write what i heard from some random russian video:


Crumaii chuck man putchini pescinie cheese chamu is that perniam otako uika mugaibe escasal strip paumu estria pastel pastruele bacra sarado

>>65808082
>>65807927
10/10 très good (very bon)

Finnish

Putammmokokror frotutu pokomoloenskie netskera den refrectoroko memelin

Germany

Sieg heil

>french

>I am a disgusting subhuman who never showers and eats too much garlic

ich kann nicht diese sprach sprechen aber ich weiss ein bisschen weil ich eine klasse in HS habe getook

german

ich suben bajen strujen von vaden morgen wuss majen ungh mojen

imagine all those (you)s everyone misses out on because of people clicking their post to open the quick reply box but then deleting the post link

flag
thai
5555555555555555

>>65809137
Good post

>>65809555
good triple

>>65809606
good palindrome

>>65809618
thanks

your post has nothing to commend it

>>65809618
Good gang number

>Nyanja

>Pali muntha cuh cuhnuta cuhcuhchuchuvu anachachanaach

>>65807839
for me korean (and sometimes chinese) sounds like throwing the words to the stairs and they are bouncing on the step... or when the sims are talking

>>65809656
good palindrome

>>65802750
>tfw you'll never know what someone who doesn't know english trying to speak english sounds like

well there are Japs and their engrish

>All other spanish countrys

Hola, hablo Castellano.

>>65802750
ooga booga Somali looga English

fusansu
hon hon bagguet sil vu pre

>>65810586
whyto piggu go homu

>>65802254
1. Magyarország
2. Viszontlatasro Laszlo

>>65810661
howaito is correct

>>65810967
T. Aruberuto Barubosa

>>65802254
Swedish
Svenska pat faren vån som Skoda jælle ikke ditt

>>65803700
atleast you tried

1. Japan
2. Watashi wa kakkoonju enjoo no kerato yuushitora. Kureoree gettodedee.

1. flag
2. Jag gillar bbc och islam. Allah akbar!

Εγω είμαι Ελληνιkός

> Belorussian
Я нe гoвopю пo-бeлopyccки.

1.poland
2.co jest no polski to o kurwa!

>>65802254
china
六四天安門 走資派反革命狗粛清 毛沢東鬼子 白痴漢民族 愛国無罪反日無罪造反有理

Arabic

Dirka dirka, Muhammad jihad

britain
i cant speak englihs