UK-Japan Similarities

both of their domestic regime was overthrown by continental invaders, japanese imperial family were once continental too

both fought in the world war 2

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Both of them get the absolute worst autistic Canadian travel bloggers. I'm so sorry.

>>65796544
Who is the UK Kanadajin3?

>>65796726
Some sperg looking redneck from the prairies that sometimes speaks in a fake British accent while in Britain. I can't remember his name but you guys would make fun of us because of him.

>>65796154
>Hate mainlanders
but English hoped immigrants by their own will innit?

>1789-1815 : France is the boogeyman of Europe, we conquer fukken everything and we defeat huge coalitions
>1937-1945 : Japan rekts the whole Asia, humiliates brits and anglos in general

Japan is like us. LIKE US. THEY TRY SO HARD AND GO SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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>>65796154
Great Teeth

do japanese tourists drunkenly rampage across the mainland in summer, refusing to speak the local language?

>>65797946
this
brits lack manners, unless we talk about those fancy pants gentleman stereotype brits

Japan is shit. Only weebs and virgins like Japan.

>>65797946
Why are our lads so based?

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>>65797946
>American tourists get more shit than British tourists although they pretty much do the same thing
That thing is being annoying faggots who don't respect the culture they're in.

>>65796154
both got btfo in a war by the USA

>>65796154
bot are currently being occupied by the USA

>>65798820
>>65798988
Both also think you're niggers

>>65799022
okay, but why would a master care what his slaves think?

>>65799058
Assuming this is rhetorical because you're literally controlled by a kenyan

>>65799140
he is not my president

>>65796154
>Used to be a naval power

We both still are.

>>65799247
WE

>>65796154
>autism
>Ordnung
>builds cars
>weird fetishes
>axis member
>war mongering and war crimes in general
>being late to the whole empire thing
>cucked since 1945
Japan is literally the Germany of Asia guys

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>>65796154
Both once thrived due to dutch trade.

>>65799403

WUZ

>>65799668
CHI

>>65799624
shameless weeb

>>65799247

>a fucking ramp

>>65799140
Assuming you're not completely brainwashed because you're literally controlled by a very progressive and caring individual.

>>65796154
>Weird sects of Americans devoted to obsessing over these countries
Uh, what? Weeaboos I get, but literally no one here obsesses over the UK. They are completely irrelevant to the average American.

>>65799858
Think of Doctor Who fans, my friend.
In my experience it's usually chicks, like my sister. She was absolutely OBSESSED with Britain and pretty much every show on BBC America.

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>>65799858
>but literally no one here obsesses over the UK

>mfw the only white people on american television are brits

>>65799858
Japan has weeaboos, the UK/England has Anglophiles.

>>65799750

Literally nothing wrong with ramp carriers.

>>65799858
We share the UK's language and they're not culturally irrelevant like Australia/NZ or indistinguishable from us like Canada so we watch their shows and moves and read their books far more than we do most other foreign countries.

>>65799858
Go on Tumblr sometime if you want to see a modern day ""Anglophile""

>>65799624
if that's the case then why do so many Germans hate the Japanese?

Infact calling Japan "The Germany of Asia" is a bit of a stretch, Korea is more like Germany than Japan is. Japan is actually more like the Australia of Asia, don't believe me this is what the two share in common

>hates foreigners
>island nation
>sucks on US cock on a regular basis
>is right next to a larger nation and a smaller one
>both are constitutional monarchies
>cause trouble and overall shitpost on 4chan on a regular basis
>both are conservative
>both have a noticeable manufacturing industry
>both talk shit about their neighbours, both ironically and unironically

>>65799938
that's simply not true you yellow teethed faggot

>>65796154
>my cunt is japan of ...
pathetic weebs

>>65800364
Yeah, my point is that you could probably find a good bunch of similarities between any two countries on the planet

>>65799858
A lot of white people are obsessed with British crap.

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>>65800794
>that's simply not true

lol whatever spic.

Japan is merely a west follower. comparing those two countries is ridiculous.

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>>65798789
>go to japan for a while
>act like a normal human being
>a few people would be immediately hostile and tell us to fuck off and go back to america
>mfw they would immediately apologise when we mention we're british

nippon has just as many anglophiles as the US does.

Both drive on the left.

>>65797124
>but English hoped immigrants by their own will innit?
what did he mean by this?

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>>65799750
oh yeah I forgot about the mighty Irish Navy and their carr-
>Irish Naval Service total tonnage: under 14,000 tonnes
>HMS Victorious tonnage (One (1) single submarine): 15,900 tonnes
hmmmmm

>>65799637
Willem III never conquered Japan though.

>>65801780
kek.

Always Anglos people making me laugh.

>tfw born in Denmark

>>65802076

At any time, we could buy a few cheap Chinese missiles and blast your tiny 40 aircraft carrier to the bottom of the sea

>>65802390
*drops a nuke on Dublin*
whoops haha just banter mate

>>65802390
> This delusion

>>65802520

Can we stop with the banter? It was funny at first, but now we've left EU against the wishes of Scotland, Northern Ireland and every relevant city in England, Thatcher Lite is our prime minister, Bojo Jojo is foreign secretary, and we've just approved fracking which just keeps going wrong, no matter the safety assurances.

>>65803160
rasheed

>>65801671
I don't believe you.

>>65803160
London is shit, Scotland is shit, Nothern Ireland is just to keep the fenians firebombs off the mainland

>>65803189

>Implying those of middle eastern descent want to stay in the EU
>Implying they're not all jumping on the 'stronger commonwealth' bandwagon for easier migration

Fun fact, last time I checked, places like Bradford and Rotherham weren't throwing hissy fits over the french coming over here and making fun of our cheese.

>>65803383
Wish we could get Czechs and Poles in, street corners look so barren without a man in trackies slav-squatting there

>>65803329

>London is shit
Nah, london is fine, it's the people that liver there that are twats. I was kind of talking about the north west, like Manchester, and Liverpool. You know, those cities that got economically wrecked by the tories simply because they weren't right wing as fuck.
>Scotland is shit
[citation needed]
You know you're in dire fucking straits when the SNP look like the most rational party.
>Northen Ireland is just to keep the fenians firebombs off the mainland
By that logic, shouldn't we send the EDL there? Make Northern Ireland one giant containment zone?

>>65802390
lol git tha fuck out mate, you're lucky that we don't shit bombs on your pathetic excuse of an Island, come at me enraged leprechaun.

>>65803160
found a butthurt stay in voter here lads!

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>>65802540

Nothing delusional about a €1,000,000 chinese missile sinking a $5,000,000,000 outdated ship in one hit

>>65797778
im fucking ugly teeth too....
but i'd straighten teeth in next month.

>>65803610
>Scotland
>Not shit
Kek, it's better than the west country, and Norwich but that's about it. I'd rather live in fucking North Wales than that crock of shit

>Move the EDL
I wouldn't say no to it.

>>65803771
>Ireland
>Having money
The only """Irishmen""" who aren't dirt poor are living in Bastahn and haven't set foot inside Europe their whole life

>>65803771

It is if you don't know what you are talking about.

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i love English breakfast tea.
I drinking it every morning.

>>65803957

The missile is travelling at mach 7, launch 10 or 50 of them at the same time and that will overwhelm any defences on the carrier.

Ireland is easily capable of this if we wanted to do it

>>65804206

I know you are taking me along for a ruse, but you know the image you posted is an Iranian guided bomb and not a AShM, correct?

If you are referring the Chinese DF-21, how is it being targeted? How do you provide guidance to a warhead re-entering atmosphere? How did you locate the carrier group?

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>>65803844
I am also straightening my teeth next month

I hope yours turn out great 太郎君!

>>65804418

I said antiship missiles, we dont need an ICBM to bomb your ass.

> how is it being targeted? How do you provide guidance to a warhead re-entering atmosphere? How did you locate the carrier group?

I'll leave that to the nerds, but keep in mind when you are wanking over your ramp thinking you can keep up with the yanks, literally any country can blast it out of the water at any time.

>>65804675
>I said antiship missiles, we dont need an ICBM to bomb your ass.

You are retarded.

>I'll leave that to the nerds, but keep in mind when you are wanking over your ramp thinking you can keep up with the yanks, literally any country can blast it out of the water at any time.

Yet prove taig.

>>65804629
how much is your budget for straighting teeth?
my budget is about 600,000 JPY.

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>>65804011
You're alright m8.

we both
have great long rich culture and history
have great flag
have great national anthem
have great landscape
have great scientists and Nobel prize winners
have great national sports
had great imperial nation
have great castle along with beautiful scenary
have/had strong soldiers
have cute/beautiful girls
have best cuisine
had a place of exile (Australia, Hokkaido)
strong in any kind of sports
have key currency

love tea
love great sense of humor
love antique stuff
love royal families
love family lines and class
love to be xenophobic
love literature
love unique drinking culture (UK pub, JPN Izakaya)
love small cars
won so many wars in history
love and hate America

hate weak war time whine losers
hate subhumans ( UK pakis sandniggers JPN kimgooks, chingchongs)

lists go on and on

>>65796154
>Never been completely conquered
>American education

>>65800364
where do you get the idea germans hate japan? there is a japan day in Düsseldorf wich is filled to the brim with fucking weebs every year. the rest dont really care.

>>65796154
Accused of being the cause of dividing a nation into two (U.K. - Ireland) (Japan - Korea) and with the south part growing fast economically.

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>>65806225
This, alongside some of the stances that the Germans have against Japan.

Also Dusseldorf is only one city and one city does not equal the entire country

UK
>can only win wars against ooga boogas and declining countries

Japan
>can only win wars against jungle Asians and declining empires

Sounds about right desu senpai

>>65803771
>Ireland sinks a ship
>we sink ireland

You've clearly been drinking paddy go get a kebab and go to bed

>>65806751
US
>lost to jungle gooks
>fought in so few wars a child is able to recite them all.

>>65806751
The US soldiers were not strong in ground war.
you love bombing from sky
You were about to lose in the Korean war either, when the chinks pushed up to Pusan and you pushed back with the help of allies.

>>65805952
all mostly true except
>have cute/beautiful girls
british girls are shit