/brit/

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My room

Greatest city on Earth

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FUCK CATS

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the gf

YOU MAY NOT POST BELOW THIS LINE IF YOU ARE BELOW 6'4"

NO MANLETS ALLOWED

________________________________________

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWtnJjn6ng0

I work at a university and a few months ago during a group meeting a PhD student referenced a song by an artist called (had to look it up right now) Adele. He was shocked to discover no one present (about a dozen people) knew who she was.

Even the other PhD student present there apparently didn't know. We asked her since she was the youngest person there and she just went "I think she's some sort of pop singer".

reminder that London's non white population are a diverse range of educated individuals from all 4 corners of the globe

Birmingham and the north's non whites are exclusively from the tiny Kashmir region

I'm wasting the best years of my life on here, talking to you spackers.

>>65796027
:(

>>65796034
very nice

>>65796027
Mine never last very long, maybe I do it too hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76WWMe_UnEY

POO

>9 threads up about us right now
why are we so relevant

>>65796053
t. London paki

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The gf

i woke up in a new bugatti

sometimes I do think i'd pull more as a manlet.

not because they're better but because i'd feel like i could then lower my standards and practice my work on women.

6'0 is the manlet cut-off

6'4 and above = lanklet

got no friends and i'm quite lonely haha

>>65795962
Imagine being an archeologist in the year 4000 digging up the ruins of London and wondering what happened.

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https://youtu.be/eEaT4mDRjrs

>5000 word essay due by tomorrow morning
>haven't even started

ah yes

>>>/pol/91754446

>He's trying to act like he pulls women after that nervous breakdown he had the other night SCREECHING in every thread about how his oneitis told him to fuck off and then added some other lad on facebook

>>65796034
Säkert svenne

>>65796098
>Doorframe's are 6'8", by the way.
Not that mong but they tend to be about 6'5

t. 6'6

when my cat dies I will probably suicide

>>65796208
Don't care about your rubbish country and it's elections 2bqh

Now fuck off

somebody should probably date me ahaha

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>>65796232
>svenne
jag till höger

>>65796041
surprised the jews havent put in a black love interest for lizzy

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How can you live with yourselves when you are ruled by racist, xenophobic, and bigoted leaders that practice backwards beliefs and far right stances in the year 2016?

Have trouble fitting in doorways sideways when my willy is hard lads haha.

(also when it's not hard, it's all due to my portliness)

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>250 word essay due next Thursday
>haven't even started yet

>tfw relaxing, knowing that I could heem each and every runt ITT

>>65796299
I'm immensely pleased and will vote for our Theresa when she runs again

>talking to lass
>mention I haven't been in a serious relationship since start of high school
>now being ghosted

is it some kind of "red flag" ?

>>65796100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrKhQyL_wgk
>related
forgot about the floods
god was really on our side that day

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People keep going on about 'clown sightings'. Lads taking pictures of me in the street, like. It's ruining my favourite hobby of taking a load of ket and dressing up as a clown. I'm just standing the street in a k-hole, minding my own business, and they keep putting photos of me on the internet. I'm so sick of it.

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>>65796237
t. 6'7" that stops fitting through doors when he puts on shoes

>>65796343
MOM'S

>>65796327
Always lie or dance around things like that lad
Ffs

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>15 line green text story due in by bump limit
>haven't even initiated the process yet

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>6'4 brick shith-

>4chan haiku due
>have yet to start it, due now
>check these sick dubs kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ZEVA5dy-Y

Ten year ago

oswald mosley was a giant retard tbqh famalam

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>>65796195

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>>65796299
Seeing JFs and leftycucks so buttblasted is actually great. You wouldn't know anything about that though obviously

>people still denying I'm 6'5"

pathetic

>think the girl i'm seeing is going off me because i'm a smug/elitist prick with a negative attitude

help

>>65796327
social acceptance is very, very, very important to a girl.

Considering starting dressing like a skinhead

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s

>50 word essay due for tomorrow
>haven't even started
Fuckkk

>>65796345
Hmm maybe it's the shoes pushing up then, I can't fit through the standard doorway standing up straight

I kind of automatically crouch though so I've never actually hit my head

Backs gonna be fucked in a few years

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Why the FUCK hasn't he be given a Knighthood, MBE, OBE, Peerage and every other honour you can gain?

>>65796435
She must be stupid if she thinks it's not like I've gone out on the weekend and fucked, god what a dumb nigger

>>65796439
Not sure why you lads keep posting this song but I appreciate it. Why the sudden interest in the song?

>50 dead paddies due in by next friday
>haven't even took their potatoes away yet

Feels great knowing that I'm better at making cups of tea than anyone else who posts on /brit/

love seeing armoured skeptic and shoe0nhead sellout tbqh

Look at these galdems

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.486381,-0.1454202,3a,51.5y,252.55h,88.78t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sl4lUVRY6jJNhHvlV9efNgg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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>being a student
>going to 'clubs'
>going on 'dates'
>living in London
If any of these apply to you, you should probably kill yourself immediately

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Lads.
Look what I have found in my library.
Railways of the world.
1959

>>65796437
I pretty much already do, though more refined

>>65796475
didn't realise they gave knighthoods for people who talked over men kicking balls

>>65796343

The video in this article where the clown in the hood gets chased makes me kek desu

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/05/scary-clown-sightings-video-craze-sweeps-twitter-as-mob-goes-hun/

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>Some yank just made a post, not in the last thread, but in the one even before that

>>65796475
voted remain

>>65796529
Bit mental ha ha

>>65796027
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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>>65796427
>seeing leftcucks so buttblasted
>you wouldn't know anything about that though obviously
you serious?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/how-do-we-know-america-is-anxious-about-a-president-trump-shrinks-and-massage-therapists/2016/03/03/e5b55a22-e0bb-11e5-846c-10191d1fc4ec_story.html
http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/03/02/miley-cyrus-crying-donald-trump-president-hunting-photo/

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html

thoughts?

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>>65796529
very good

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the parochial nogger

>>65796447
only 40 to go m8

what are your thoughts on the ukranian civil war lads? not sure who i side with 2bh

>>65796529
Ah yes I definitely know what those letters say

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-terminally-ill-dying-people-hang-on-until-voting-day-us-election-nevada-rally-republican-a7347421.html
thinking

>>65796475
Retired England captain who never won a world cup = OBE

Same as Beckham

Tous les garcons et les filles de mon age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeyZ0KUujxs

>>65796636
Zhelezniye Dorogi Mira

>>65796592
>>65796633
>thoughts?
none whatsoever

I frickin love living in a studio flat gentlemen

>>65796299
You do realise it's just slogans to appease UKIP types? May took immigration to record levels and supports Sharia Law courts.

Whenever there's a new leader in charge, they always roll out a few platitudes to hoodwink the guillible types.

>>65796633
not a fucking clue what's happening.

there's a civil war?

kek lads just learned my friend who went to Poland on Erasmus ended up impregnating some Polish girl and they're getting married

add us up then lads haha

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198323193652/

>>65796475
Shat on pitch

>>65796608
that guy is a paki enabling twat and deserves the rope

>>65796280
Vad är det jag tittar på broder

Poverty is the spice of life.

>>65796633
If you support either side you are scum

>>65796698
ancient gimmick

>>65796444
doing what

TELL ME

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>>65796557
>twitter
>social media fads

>>65796475
because he's done nothing of value

he talks about men kicking balls and shills for a junk-food conglomerate. Supposedly an utter twat to boot.

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>>65796636
But I have written translate, haven't I?

>>65796554
wish I could line up the whole England squad and have them kick my balls

have not wanked in FOUR days so far

>>65796756
Nice illustration 2bqh

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>>65796701
jag till höger

proud to be white

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>>65796592

just remember lads, whatever happens, I love you. you got that?

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Got mired by teenage girls again lads

>>65796756
fascinating

please post more

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>>65796791
10/10

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>>65796836

>>65796757
vip quality post

>>65796849
>tfw I only get mired by underages for being such a big cunt
Do NOT like this. I went bowling last week and the gaggle of girls in the lane next to ours took creepshots of me. Fucking weird.

>>65796931
what do you mean?

>>65796681
We were in the EU then so we weren't allowed to control immigration
>implying 'gullible types' will vote for her if she doesn't deliver on her claims over the next 4 years until the next election

we NEED to spend more on the ambulance service in London

Just bought this lads

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/41761506#0Imz0RmGQXxdvaYB.97

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rate the bow lads

>>65796849
>>65796931

I'm told I'm good looking, and gays are always making passes at me. I'm straight and just have no confidence to ask grills out.

>>65796931
What did he mean by this

>>65796836
w-w-wwhite power

thank you slaves

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>>65796854
Machine for the wagon unloading

>>65796986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cQ3a3yGUyH

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>>65796836
same

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Lads...

>>65796990
reported to the police

My father has had intercourse.

>>65796991

doubting this post desu

you lot must hate your mums

I'm an old kin

>>65797001
>>65796958
I don't understand what was confusing. Underage girls mire me for being a big tall brick shithouse of a man. I went bowling and the girls in the next lane took pictures of me "secretly".

What confused you?

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they don't teach you this at school

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>>65797052
>speaking softly so mummy can't hear you

>>65797061
is theresa good or bad?

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>>65796592
>As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo.
>It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex.
>I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun.
>It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

>>65797129
Depends, are you a Rorke or not?

>>65797061
What a load of bollocks

>>65797119
Because nobody cares about yanks

Interior view of a first class passenger coach in Britain

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>>65796039
>tfw 6'2 manlet who will never get girls
Just end my life now, lads.

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most attractive englishman

*blocks it all out*

ahh yes very good

>>65797052
fuck is your accent

>>65797042
really good posts 2bqh. Interesting stuff

>>65797061
>firms must list foreign workers
how is this any different to the Nazi database on Jews

>>65797061
>the_guardian's_bleeding_bumhole.png

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>>65797180
Oh

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the gfs

>>65797206
I don't mind the One direction lot because in my book, they get a lot of pussy, well most of them at least, not sure about that bent one. What's his name?

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moving to the cotswolds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il_KGsw2miI

>>65797262
good lad

you have to be an absolute mong to smoke

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>>65797231
It isn't.

>>65797288
This desu

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New business card

>>65797288
*vapes in your face*

>>65797267
>the trend across north amurricurrrrr
closed the video there

>>65797234
thoughts on moscow circle line

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cant understand why im wasting my time here

>>65797223
Lad IDK

>>65797231
You gonna cry, Corbyn?

lads i just bought some shoes that are far too small for me but i don't have another pair so i think i'll wear them for a week to the point they rip. sounds logical right?

>>65796808
Hahaha brorsan var får du allt detta ifrån?

>>65797061
genuinely believe she eats faeces recreationally. would put money on it. look at that mouth.

>>65797368
Please leave my country.

depressed beyond belief

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thinkings on the prince's village?

>>65797413
Doesn't sound very English or Welsh mate

>>65797443
what's wrong you little radgie

>>65797460
Poundbury is amazing

The attention to detail is amazing

I think they may just be modelling it on existing Georgian/Victorian streets

Ah yes, Manchester

https://twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/783569569113931776

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any deliveries

>>65797429
why would you buy shoes that are too small for you lad?

>>65797428

Corbyn probably supports this shit.

Companies should have NO shame in hiring foreign workers. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from going to work for a NYC bank or a silicon valley tech firm. Jobs are global these days.

mummy is fine with me smoking weed as long as I don't make the house stinky

>>65797464
What does it sound like then

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>>65797501
none here

>>65797428
No, I just think it's a bad policy. Reducing immigration is good but discriminating against foreign workers is not fair.

>>65797216
*bangs on your head* LALALA WAKEY WAKEY YOU FUCKING PIG

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Italian trains in 1959

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>>65797487
i like it too

it reminds me of an old book my aunt had on english villages

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the fires rises brothers

>>65797460
What the UK should have looked like rather than the disgusting, bland concrete runt pens it has today 2bh

>>65797553
Scottish, or Irish. Not a fan.

Not too much of a rorke but I'm huge a fan of Theresa thus far

Need a Midlands engine in my life

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>The fire rises brothers

wanking right now

>>65797602
I am pure bred ENGLISH fool

might dress up in a clown outfit and stalk the night

>>65797488

I also am appalled by the sight of benders in public

I wander what Tims doing right now
Probably putting Moosey and DHL teddy to bed
haha I can't wait to see the big lummox again x
Only 1 week or so left :)

>>65797460
going to pound and bury it in your arse desu

>>65797578
What does it mean

>>65797267

>>65797460
Disgusting, needs more ugly semi detached houses with caravans in the front garden

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>i am a descendent of germanic invaders

It would break your heart, if you knew me well.
See, I have run so far that I've lost myself.
And there are things I have seen that I never will tell.
They drove me out of my mind and inside of myself.
And oh, my my, it would break your heart,
If you knew how I loved you, if I showed you my scars,
If I played you my favorite song lying here, in the dark.
Oh my my, it would break your heart.

smell the contents of my arse

Business idea: build new houses in the style of the old ones

Might dress up as a clown and wank in shroud of night

>>65797460
sort of place poor people aspire to live in cos it looks like a book they once looked at the pictures of.

>>65797661
t. Rasheed

>>65797646
Probably playing Nobody Does it Better on the pyanner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuCFRaFWjwY

Dutch Paki music.

>>65797683
smells like bbc

>when /r/soccer pretend Ronaldinho was good

>>65797661
basically the pakis are fucked

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Soviet train

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>>65797565
Looks a little fake now but I guess it will change in a few years time

>>65797538
>Companies should have NO shame in hiring foreign workers
Unless they are deliberately undercutting British workers

>>65797556
It's also not fair to hire a bunch of Romanians who will work for 50p an hour while leaving loads of Brits unemployed

>>65797692
Ah look, another /brit/ poster a cut above the rest in terms of taste and refinement. As per usual.

>>65797634
you almost sound like you're from California with a hint of brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9t8VGOeMxc

English National Anthem

Lisicki is annoying

>>65797320
very impressive

let's see paul allens card

smell the contents of my arse

>>65797768
good srtuff

>>65797805

No one has a right to a certain wage level, British or foreign. If you want more money, raise your skills.

>>65797820
not my fault that you're an inbred pikey who dreams of fairytale villages lad

>>65797133
make it stop

just started resident evil HD on ps4 lads, free game this month

apparently it's very good

Hey yall, where I can I buy canned pumpkin in your country?

>>65797830
KSI is unbelievably lucky

>>65797837
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

Having a think about nihilism lads

>>65797805

Lump of labour fallacy.

Anyway, are Brits really unskilled that they can't compete with an illiterate toothless Romanian who can't speak English?

>UK Independence Party lawmaker hospitalised after fight with colleague
dear oh dear lads what have are lads been up to

the clowns... are taking over

>Diana James quits after 2 weeks of being leader
>Steven Woolfe is hospitalised after a fight with his own party
>Arron Banks call for Douglas Carswell and Neil Hamilton to be thrown out and the NEC to be suspended
>Mass exodus to the Tory party
UKIP are hilarious.

Can only imagine if this was happening in the Labour party you would all be posting about non-stop. Better sweep it under the rug since it's UKIP though :^)

>>65797844
ew smells like poo

http://efukt.com/21193_Awkward_Moments_In_Pornography.html

>>65797878
Looks like a fairly standard middle class place. Nothing to dream about. Just tired of morons like you who are oh so special. You're probably 19 and don't have a hope in hell of owning property

>>65797829
That's a new one

smeg me arse

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Did you know about country with the name "saarland"?

>>65797830
Cringe

>>65797912
is politics really just a continuation of high school?

>>65797947
UKIP are not needed now desu.

>>65797947
have you even been reading the thread mate pipe down you utter spastic

>>65796592
>if she only likes sex with her husband or boyfriend, she’s boring and lame;

literally no one thinks this

i cant believe how much of a cuck this man is

>>65797947
nobody's talking because nobody cares about UKIP

>>65797975
tbf it was just one word repeated three times

>>65797947
This is great for the tories 2bqh

>>65797972
>t. inbred pikey

>Six weeks of meteor showers starts tomorrow
excited tbdesu

Just want someone to lava

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you lids want a quality street?
just don't take a purple one

>>65797857
everyone has a role, I'd rather have someone who is culturally similar and speaks the same language employed

>>65797989
Hows the nuclear shelter, Ivan?

>>65797910
It's not about skills retard, it's about what they are willing to work for, duh

Costs of living in Britain are much higher then living in Romania so Romanians are willing to work for nothing and Brits can't do that if they actually want to live

>>65795962
I like London
Am I in ?

>>65797903
absolute joonas

>>65798030
Wow you sure showed me

>>65797830
this cunt NEEDS to be put in the ground.

dont get why there is so many tv programs and like artistic pieces of work depicting 'britain'

listen before you start jumping to conclusion, like i mean i see this photojounral of british people and its just pictures of people doing day to day things

i saw an advert for a tv program which was just the woman from weakest link going around looking at people do day to day things

like are we really that fascinated with the mundane? is this patriotism or something

also i saw an advert for a tv program about that scouse ocmedian having a convesration with somen woman and they were like 'real conversations' and showing the participants reacting to each other and i was thinking flippin hell if i wanted a real conversation i'd just go outside and speak to someone i wouldnt watch a tv program.

>>65797888
It is my favourite RE game desu

>>65798086
>t. aspiring inbred pikey

>>65798057
looks like shit desu
Favourites > Quality Street 2bh

What is the point of the phrase "doth my nugs bequeath me?"

>>65797857
>raise your skills
>nowadays a degree will get you a job as a barista in starcucks

>>65798082
Get OUT Pierre

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>>65797912

anyone know where i can buy a watermelon right now?

there's a 24 hour tesco but will they sell them? need it tonight

>>65798062
B-but I knew about it..

>>65798057
the fuck is that packaging

>>65798085
*strangles you, but in a tasteful and calm manner* this what you cretins get

I barely eat or drink, I basically have to force myself to eat. I think im dying.

>>65798057
do NOT like that packaging

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>>65798131
fucking kek

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>>65798115

I fantasized about this back in Chicago

learning

>>65797857
>No one has a right to a certain wage level
Yes they do. People have the right to living wages and to participate in the economic growth they're creating through their labour.

Got 117 upvotes on a post I made on reddit lads

Feel well chuffed might move there since you lot don't seem to like me

I can't believe how much of a racist and xylophone Theresa May is

>>65798131
Is he dead?

>>65798233
Link

>>65797857
Wish (economic) Liberals would die desu.

>>65797888
I've been thinking about starting it but the trophies are scaring me

Beat the game using only the knife, beat the game without dying, beat the game without saving, beat the game in under 3 hours. Fugging 'ell m8

>>65798154
joonas

>>65798122
I have a degree in engineering and work in McDonalds desu.

>>65798247
In hospital with brain bleeding.

>>65798130
God save the Queen

>>65798104
it's just upper class people's Jeremy Kyle. You are entertained by toothless chavs, they're entertained by the "working class".

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>No one has a right to a certain wage level, British or foreign. If you want more money, raise your skills.

>>65798009
Are you surprised?

also
>high school
lol fuck off yank

>>65798239
>>65798239
When May started speaking about "Change" it brought back Blair/Cameron talking about "Change". It's a classic tactic to promise to change things but then do nothing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IZQh0Mcc-w

>POOTALY

>>65798131
CHAT

>>65798281
I always wondered who fixed the deep fryers when they broke

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>it's just upper class people's Jeremy Kyle. You are entertained by toothless chavs, they're entertained by the "working class".

Honestly didn't expect this level of rudeness and ignorance

>>65798327
What are you banging on about this time Teemu

>>65797888
My PS+ just expired and I don't feel like dropping $60 right now and I have several single player games I need to finish

>>65798327
We're English

>.The Liberal Democrat leader, Tim Farron, rejected the idea that May was shifting to the centre ground, calling her rhetoric “utterly divorced from her party’s actions over the last few days”.

>He said: “The Conservatives are reckless, divisive and uncaring. They are the fence-building, snooping-on-your-emails, foreign-worker-listing party, xenophobic, sexist and that is something that most people will be repulsed by.”

>>65797912
>>65798131

Feel really sorry for Carswell. He seems like the only normal person in a party full of nutters

>>65798379
Err, I think you'll find I am a Welshman.

>>65797857
>If you want more money, raise your skills
which ones will earn me the most? Runecrafting seems a good option

>People actually wear fedoras unironically
Ive been seeing this a lot recently, is it a new post ironic trend?

>>65798402
Are you Aaron Ramsey?

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>tfw I will never get strangled in a tasteful and calm manner

>>65798383
>snooping-on-your-emails
the snooper's charter is unironically something from soviet russia

>>65798414
No gentlemans attire is complete without a fedora

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>>65798131
he got a right hookem to the face

>>65798431
Shut up man you little fat yank fuck off

>>65798040
>dacron sail of that size
pretend billionaire

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>people bashing UKIP after they acheived their sole purpose as a party

>>65798375
The blatant name-calling, the childiness of it all... Surely it must get to you as well, Jack?

>>65798465
Are you Gordon Ramsey?

So, what kinda porn ya into?
Im quite partial to incest and feet desu

>>65798396
Yea but his politics are just daft/ He even said he wanted UKIP to be a "Libertarian Free Market" party on Daily Politics. Diana James also repeated it.

>>65798432
*strangles you with cuddling and kisses you on the cheek* <:3

Really quite jealous of this prick

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88oKpyXNid09t1m_PZlvfQ/videos

>>65798465
good post taff

>>65798491
it doesnt get to me i just laugh at the insecure children here

>>65798489
>ukip bashing their own members in the face

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>>65798491
aheheheheheehee

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>>65798396

>>65798535
Victorian and Horseriding clothing desu.

>>65798587
UKIP
GET HIT WITH THE PAN
UKIP UKIP HIT WITH THE PAN

>UKIP
>/brit/

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>i just laugh at the insecure children here

>>65798596

fuck off facebook frog

>>65798535
Watersports, latex, pretty faces is a must, porn with an artsy or at least aesthetic edge

>>65798553
(said whilst chioking:)
"Umm, excuse me?"