By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part nine.
3D women are NOT important.
SS eдижьн
You couldn't wait to make this, could you?
After that Lithuanian made a non-tsar thread you must have been livid, just waiting until the it's time to make the next thread.
>>65794600
another proof l*tvians shouldn't be allowed to make threads
bash the fash
>tfw I vote for liberals and my son will probably grow up a gay man
god damnit
what the fuck I got an email from gintaras binkauskas
>>65794600
>After that Lithuanian made a non-tsar thread you must have been livid
Nah.
>>65794690
i am heterosexual and you?
>>65794690
will he have a nice boipucci?
i fucking hate this tsarposting faggot
how abused do you have to be to literally live to post a cuck thread everyday
Does your dad use Linux
New Zealand
Yes
>>65794791
My dad is balding lol
>>65794791
depends on what you mean linux
android could mean linux since it's based on linux kernal
i just want to say i like the saber posting anon from you balts
bye
>>65794791
My dad rides a motorbike and hasn't got time for your fucking nerd shit
>>65794857
Shut the fuck up you assburger fuck I clearly said gnu + Linux not android
autistic /g/ posters fuck off
>>65794924
My dad used to ride a motorbike, now he is old
>>65794776
Thank you for the kind words.
>>65795033
My dad is old too!
wow we have so much in common.
>>65794714
It's just jokes.
I still love you.
>>65795211
dumb devious dolt
>>65795033
>>65795155
>>65795211
Dub Zealand
>>65794927
>gnu + Linux
what a funny way to spell Linux
which Linux do you use> I use debian linux
>>65795247
The fuck is this supposed to mean!?
You having a go?
>>65795334
Don't hurt me big brown man
>>65795296
I use Debian gnu/Linux
But my dad uses mint gnu/Linux
Sent from my gnu/android
>So many voters in Vilnius they had to extend the voting hours
lol
>>65794496
nice
Stop posting bloody Nicholas!
>>65794496
>We Nicholas
hmmm
>>65795495
You don't the rules around here Russian.
>>65795551
*make
fugg :DDDD
>>65795442
>gnu/android
kinda ironic since Android doesn't have gnu
most of the binutils are from busybox and it uses bionic as libc iirc
>>65795485
Hello Azusa
leave the asian monkeys here
>>65795762
>>65795762
>>65795762
>>65795613
>>65795551
But I will make. In the future!
>>65795792
Who are you.
>>65795860
Bus stop autist
>>65795766
labas
>>65794711
a literal meme man :DDDD
saw a car with a huge banner "Vote for SUBOTINAS" on the roof :D
>Those who don't vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
-Joseph Stalin
Hello are there any eesti girls around? I'm getting ready to give up.
>>65796103
good thing he was wrong
is democracy the best meme of the modern world?
>>65796309
Yes, authoritarian dictatorships are the way to go.
>>65796160
Use interpals you silly man
>>65796610
I might have to resort to this.
is zudusilatvija.lv dead?
please say it aint so
>>65797012
>uždusilatvija
>žudosilatvija
I bet I could beat every single one of you in a fistfight.
>>65797582
i fist ur mum
>>65797582
you can't beat me in a cockfight doe
reminder that its against law in Latvia for citizens and the government to surrender to occupying forces/enemies in war
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>65794791
Australia
Yes
That's his main hobby. He installs a new distro, sets it up so that it's running exactly how he wants it, then deletes it and starts again with a new distro
Do Estonians consider themselves more baltic or finnic?
>>65800254
yes
Life is a fucking joke, I hope that it is a really fucking funny one 4u
>>65800618
Yes very funny.
Does anybody know where is my Aistė?
>>65800618
>guy in front of me doing 80 in a 60 zone
>keep up, don't want to hold up traffic
>patrol car pulls out from a gas station
>they signal for me to pull over
>when the cop comes to my window I'm just fucking laughing
>cop asks if I'm drunk or on drugs
>gives me the breath test
>i'm completely sober, but he's still convinced I'm on something
>gives me a ticket (not even a warning)
>>65794496
Can we take you back already? It looks like independence made you autistic.
Look like a drowned rat
15mins run through the pouring rain
>>65801755
Goddamn government, trying to keep
the /balt/ man down
I hope all Lithuanians who commited suicide went to valhalla..
>>65802576
try it and find out
>>65802624
Rude. I'm not Lithuanian, I'm Baltic Prussian.
>>65802823
>I'm Baltic Prussian
>>65802964
gente Prussicus natione Lithuanus
>>65803198
the implication was that all teh prussians are (rightfully) dead for good
you having some alleged ties to them doesn't really make you less of a mutt than the rest of us
about to check her instagram and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>65803421
ok thx
>>65803421
sorry attached the wrong image. meant this one.
>>65803519
nobody gives a shit
>>65803421
Show us a good pic of her
>>65803680
ok thx
>>65803353
inshallah
I will claim the throne when the Russians leave Prussia.
>>65803680
wtf dont be rude
>>65804000
i'm not rude i'm gintvydas
Goodnight lads
>>65805348
Goodnight, anon.
>>65805348
Goodnight
Anime is for retarded losers.
bum bump
>>65807807
balt is dead
bumpost elsewhere
>>65806368
You are right.
>>65808331
go to /brit/ lad
hello
>>65808561
'fraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
>>65808604
*teleports behind you* make me
>>65808691
t-take this yank
Over the last 24 hours I have made 10 /bakt/+/ausnz/ related posts across various boards on 4chan, find them all and I'll paypal you the grand prize :^)
>>65808728
>s.jpg
>>65808734
How about I not
>>65808786
how about you take care of this boner for me?
>>65808728
*side steps your punch*
haha, pathetic.
*slaps your ass*
How do you like that, prettyboi?
>>65808812
>>65808825
l-lads
>>65808898
*grabs you*
*forces your face down towards my throbbing erection*
Yeah, you like that don't you, you goddamn retard?
*moans as your soft face gently rubs my crotch*
>>65806368
Better start watching it then bro.
>>65808943
I think the worst thing people do is an irrational dislike for people who want to spend time with them. Women particularly. Ever notice how when you’re keen on a girl she doesn’t want a bar of you, but when you aren’t interested they can’t get enough of you? It’s almost like a sado-masochistic thing. People actively seek out being treated like shit.
If you say to a girl, “hey, I think you’re interesting, I would love to get to know you better” then buy her a present or do something nice for them, 9 times out of 10 she will wipe you like a dirty ass. But if you treat them like a human toilet, they come back even stronger to try to win your affections.
It reminds me of a study I saw once. They had babies monkeys in a cage with a toy monkey that produced milk and warmth, like a surrogate mother. When scientists put on a scary mask and jumped out screaming at the baby monkey, they recorded which monkeys went and cuddled up to their “mother” for protection.
1/3 fake mothers was just a hot water bottle, 1/3 fake mothers had an electrode in it which zapped the monkey every time it tried to cuddle, and 1/3 had the electrode, but it only zapped the baby 50% of the time.
The hot water bottle group cuddled their mum about 50% of the time. The electrocution group cuddled the mum 0% of the time, but the 50:50 chance group cuddled the mum almost 100% of the time.
It’s just animal instinct to reward being punished sometimes with affection, and I don’t like it. It’s like my boy Fyodor says:
>Even in my underground dreams I did not imagine love except as a struggle. I began it always with hatred and ended it with moral subjugation, and afterwards I never knew what to do with the subjugated object. And what is there to wonder at in that, since I had succeeded in so corrupting myself, since I was so out of touch with "real life," as to have actually thought of reproaching her, and putting her to shame for having come to me to hear "fine sentiments"; and did not even guess that she had come not to hear fine sentiments, but to love me, because to a woman all reformation, all salvation from any sort of ruin, and all moral renewal is included in love and can only show itself in that form.
So what you’re left with is being forced to treat a woman like a kitten with a piece of string. Almost letting her have you, then pulling back, because when they kitten gets the piece of string, it loses interest.
Which leads to a situation where no one can be their true selves at the start of the relationship. Which means that the majority of the time the relation is reduced to two people trying to decide where to eat until one of them dies...
FUUUUGGGG
Good morning, friends.
>>65812022
Morning mate
>>65812022
good morning lad, having a tea atm, how about you?
>>65812152
How are you, chap?
>>65812152
Having a tea and sandwiches, chap. Are you eating too?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>65812180
>How are you, chap?
Good, been a pretty uneventful day.
>>65812259
Literally me in the morning.
>>65812277
>been a pretty uneventful day
Sometimes it's very good imo.
How many sibling?
>>65810463
>>65810481
Is this elliot rogers or oc?
Dead thread bread
>>65813236
shhhh
im always here
>>65790538
it wasnt me
went to sleep at about 23:34 because I was hella drunk
Old Latvian is interesting
its neat how Latweetis became Latvietis
My fellow ausfags: what's the best carrier/plan (BYO or prepaid) in terms of $/GB?
Currently paying $35/mo for 6GB with ALDImobile, hoping there's something better.
>>65813894
>36 per month
>for 6 gb
i have unlimited internet for 9,99 per month
>>65813978
I like ur meme
>>65813999
paldies
and paldies for the culture
>>65813947
I don't want to hear about your superior internet infrastructure poland
>>65814044
how much do you pay for 50mbits?
>>65814029
you are whale cum
(welcome)
haha
>>65814062
haha what a madman!!!!
Yes hello I am awake
thanks
t.hanks
>>65814056
we don't even get up to 50mbits
>>65814056
I was talking about mobile plans m8, don't know where speed comes into this. We have LTE if you're wondering
>>65814105
nah i was now wondering about regular internet
>>65814126
You can get 100/40 fiber for like $80/mo if you live in a good area, otherwise it's decrepit copper that drops out when it rains.
This is it.
This is how i die.
>>65814695
dont die
paldies
t. L. Paldies
What's your favourite sprinkler type?
>>65814906
The wavey one.
>>65814881
I did it.
I'm dead, sorry.
>>65814987
wtf stop
spronkled ur mum
bonkled ur dud
>>65815084
Don't worry my hiccups are gone now.
Really was a close call.
>>65815125
great news!
>>65815119
blowd up your house
t. mārtiņš
>>65815119
>>65815161
I binkased ur sister
>>65815161
asalamu aleykum Aleksandr
Tomorrow I shall visit the library
>>65815219
Fell asleep in a library on a comfy couch, I was there for four hours.
I have never been back.
Fuck I hate magpies. I have to ride/walk a decent way from the bus-stop to my house and the little fuckers have already started giving me hell.
>>65815311
Just like every other Australian
П O Б E Д A
O Б E Д A
E Д A
Д A
A
>>65815778
i missed one
kms rn
goodbei all
sposiba dedu za pobedu
Haha
>>65796055
>My ideal is Sniečkus
>>65815311
You know what you must do, kill Eddie McGuire
He is the terrorist leader
Why did they change UHF radios from being 40 channels to having to be 80 channels now?
>>65816749
i dunno lol
>Latvija, Latvija, spīdēs mums uzvara!
>Kam raudat jūs, daiļajās latvju meičas, sērojot pieminiet mūs !
>Tiklīdz kā norībēs pēdējais šāviens, Latvija brīva tad būs!
Hello, I am here.
>>65817676
oh
didn't notice you
I think I overboiled my breakfast eggs
>>65817781
I like to eat the eggs raw out of the shell. Just crack them straight into my gullet.
It is quick and easy.
>>65817808
>crack egg open
>have egg on face now
>ancestor disappoint
Are you of asian persuasion?
>>65815778
БEДA
EДA
ДA
>>65817676
I'll attack your titan if you know what I mean
>>65817846
>Making a fool of your mouth
Mediocre.
>>65818085
Tbh I have a large moustache and it makes eating a chore. I prefer not to.
KAOS
>>65818159
Ordnung?
What flag is this?
>>65818204
Our navy
>>65818204
That Finnish-African Triband aesthetic
>>65818204
I see Finland has not renounced its ambitions to our clay.
>>65818204
finland confirmed for african prison colony
TAS JAU ARĪ NAV NEKAS
NOTIEK LIETAS TRAKĀKAS
TAS DĒĻ JUMS DAIĻĀS DĀMAS, DĒĻ JUMS
>>65818372
chill desu
>>65818387
JĀNIS MEŽĀ PIMPIS PEŽĀ
>>65818397
rude
>>65818461
ŠŅIP ŠŅAP ŠŅAPĪ, ANONS DROČĪ SKAPĪ
Another 3 months or so and my fu manchu will be done. Praise ancestors.
>>65818461
its a song !!!
>>65818511
Radical. I'd picked up like two words and was just trying to act cool.
mans cukurdeupsīt beibe
es gribu tevi pie sevis
>>65818541
HE'S LYING
DO NOT BELIEVE THE OTHER LATVIAN'S LIES
>>65818585
fuck up kafir
>>65818565
>eat mushroom father next to yourself
What did he mean by this?
>>65818598
did u mean kefīrs?
>>65818633
It's very difficult to fuck up kefir, it's basically just old milk.
good morning
>>65818611
reminder that you just replied to Mikoto
thnx
gonna nip over to maxima hoping it collapses on me
>>65818754
ill Drive to Zolitude and pray from the sacred sit
it all makes sense now
I wanted to go to the gym but now I'm gonna eat a pizza instead, and nothing you will say can stop me!
>>65819061
ur small
Reminder that gym is only for faggots
>>65819083
can u shut the fuck up 4 once
this is why we have no friends
this why every Lithuanian hate our soul
what did u step on when u wake up this morning?
what made u so upset to call him small?
do u like it when someone call u small?
no
shit uo
fick
FICO YOU
Browsing the shortwave right now
I fucking hate crowds of people
>Melbourne
>>65819162
fuck off slavic cuck
>>65819308
He's right though.
>>65819334
and youre small
>>65819486
Why are u such a toxic person?
>>65819530
youre too small to understand
EESTIMAA ON MITTERIIK JA MEIE SAVI
Really like all of mikoto's posts lads.
>>65819553
Same
>>65819546
where do you live I'll fight you
>65819583
i dont talk to small people
They put way too much tomato paste on the pizza
Way to ruin an otherwise good meal
>>65819611
is it a big pizza?
>>65819661
Yes
I'm just gonna take the rest home with me and hope that the sauce magically dries out or disappears in the meantime
reminder that ur small
>>65819692
i bet its actually small
I am the Grand Krinkler
hehe xd
Kuriose Lietuvos vietose rusų gali gaiti dėl nichuja?
>>65819867
>nichuja
KEK
Russians in denial
H-huh?
>>65819961
He's probably from Kowno.
>>65819961
Хyя eбaн, ктo oтpицaeт чтo я pyccкий?
>>65819988
I am from Leningrad region actually
>>65820027
>Хyя eбaн, ктo oтpицaeт чтo я pyccкий?
Eптa, oткyдa мнe былo знaть? Этo aнoнимнaя бopдa, a нe BКoнтaктик.
>>65820047
Moг бы пepeвecти тoт пocт, чтoбы дoгaдaтьcя.
>>65819961
sosi chui
You can't tell me that this is a normal amount of tomato sauce
>>65820486
thats not that much
>>65819968
Wtf?
>>65819968
Gonna vote for darbo partija because we should be blocking toxic internet website pages too.
>>65820552
>cripplechan gets blocked after Putin's shill brigade fail to makr Russia look like savior of the white race
>>65820676
Does that include Delfi? I doubt that.
who will you be voting for tomorrow lads
>>65820863
No one.
>>65820863
>tomorrow
>>65820785
Why the fuck it's Russian provider on your screenshot?
>>65820918
im so sorry
>>65820921
Proxy
>>65820921
I have no idea, since my provider is situated in Rokiškis.
>>65821033
if he had proxy the site wouldn't be blocked you mongoloid
>>65821097
>was blocked
>took a screenshot
>connected through a proxy
>posted it
I'm sorry, were your parents also siblings?
>>65821222
FUCK YOU
I wonder if we get a new Prime minister..
>>65794824
haha lol sama siin :DDDDD
>>65821660
i wonder when you're finally going to kill yourself
Really like living
>mfw slowly and subtly redpilling people in mafia 3 threads on /v/ with eye opening videos
>>65820486
>no ananas
no
>>65795792
go awey
>>65797687
tubli
>>65821753
d-dyslexia?!
>>65806368
underrated post
>>65821803
>>65795792
but we are asian monkeys friend
apart from l*tvians lmao
>>65800254
absolutley
>>65821831
>I don't understand how haplogroups work and what they mean the post
>>65803680
VOV VÄGA EBAVIISAKAS
>>65821831
classic latvian russian shenanigans
>>65821831
>tfw Russians are more Balts than Lithuanians
>>65821984
>not eating up dank memes
shameful lad
Reminder that Putin will save the white race and Russia is our friend
>>65822203
>dank memes
It's a shit meme and you've been forcing it for days and even made threads about it, you're already reaching autismal levels.
>>65822231
>t. Stepan Zalupin
>>65822231
I never thought about it that way, but I am open minded and realize you are right. Thank you.
>>65822351
your welcome
Not a single drop of blood of non baltic blood in family all of you are half breed subhumans compared to me desu
>>65822232
>he doesnt like heavy-flow autismal dank memes
shameful lad
>>65822437
Don't reply to me ever again retard.
>>65822232
This, there are memes and there are just straight up retarded "give me attention" posts.
>>65822506
deal with it comrade
>>65822232
This, there are memes and there are just straight up retarded "give me attention" posts.
>>65822675
>>65822506
Why did you reply to me two times?
who /memphis/ here
https://youtu.be/Ufp3mxs9NK8
>>65822691
To give you two (you)s.
>>65822753
Warum kursiv?
>>65822753
>what is php editing
>>65822736
>listening to nigger music
kys
>lithuanians appear
>thread goes to shit
like clockwork
>>65823005
>>>/reddit/
here you go
>>65823102
omg nobody cares you nerd
god i hate lithuanians
>>65822435
What a shame that your family ends with you. Your ancestors are ashamed.
>>65823119
fuck off mikoto
i declare this itt judenfrei
300th post
>>65823119
I hate you even more.
>>65823138
Brother will take care of that..
>>65823236
new, lithuanians not allowed to come
>>65823018
Don't bully swedbanks best userbase.
>>65823279
Do you have nothing productive to do
>>65823266
Kinda early desu.
hmm...
good morning friends
>>65795804
>>65795495
Thank you based Lenin for crushing the Tzarist regime and giving us independence
bump. :^)
>>65808604
>That pic
A E S T H E T H I C S
um guys what happened to >>65823236 and >>65832244?
>>65832879
kuumad taskud
>>65832879
They were pruned of deleted.
lets discuss this image
>>65832940
Agreed
>>65832879
Asshole mod probably wants us to post in this thread until it's deleted.
>>65832970
that's not nice.
also,
>over 300 posts
>still gets bumped
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>65833039
310 is the limit newboy