Why is Turkish cuisine so based?

barbers and food are the only good things here

>>65794765
Barbers? how exactly

>>65794840

they are skilled and good. but sometimes they touch their penis to your arm

>>65794888
>but sometimes they touch their penis to your arm

i changed my barber because of it. he had a big dick disturbing me. i now go to a new one who is harmless.

>>65794888
That's kind of gay desu like oil wrestling.

>>65795008

its gay when he touches balls, penis is okay

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>>65794121

Just look at where Turkey is geographically.
>next to the Mediterranean
>on top of the middle east
>connects Europe to Asia
>under Eastern Europe
>top of North Africa
>surrounded by water
>Perfect trade location
>historical cultural hub

If it weren't for Islam, Turkey would be a superpower nowadays.

>>65795030
So you can touch my penis

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>>65795085

yeah, its ok

>>65795052

but right now we are pic related ;_; i hate all*h ;;

>>65795052
America would be great if you would just ditch your religion in government.

>>65795052
turkey isn't on top of the middle east, autist
it's IN the middle east

>>65795197

We have and historically have been very secular. Cristian politics began in the 60's as a reaction to hippies.

>>65795733

It's geographically the furthest north middle easter country. It's on top in a 2D view, autist.

>>65795800
it's like saying "canada is on top of north america"
dumb autist

>>65795879

But it is. If NA is a place, then it has relative locations. Like when you wear a hat. You wear it on top. In NA, Canda is at the top.

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>>65794936