/brit/

>>65793962
When I was a newfag I thought the walking man meme was named Rorke and figured his characteristic gait should be called Rorke's Drift.

Hmmmm haha

Lads.
I'm 176kg skinnyfat and at least an 8/10 imo but I can't get a gf.

What should I do?

why are indians still such savages

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Were we a good colony? Can I call you lads?

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lads

>be me
>mention a good point Marx wrote in the manifesto
>anons: yeah but... marx was a cunt
>yeah... that'll show him.

Did the British culturally enrich the world?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8YXut6_56c

Lads,

I'm a Tory but this self-identified Marxist girl keeps flirting with me. Worried it might end badly because of this.

Should I seize her means of reproduction or not?

>>65794029
They used to burn widows but we put a stop to that.

>>65794044
Yeah alright

>>65794044
oh god the hong kong mong has returned

Anyone got a stream for the football? Think it's sky sports 1

>>65793962
can we talk about what works for hemorrhoids or piles for you lads across the pond, lads?

>>65794058
Why do you post our tsar?

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Been thinking that the worldwide proliferation of the English language might turn out to be very handy if we ever get a globe-spanning empire.

>>65794061
>be me
>fuck your bitch

pretty messy situation with this black girl lads
just got her number but I'm working today and gone all weekend for Thanksgiving so there's no possibility of meeting up until like next week.

I'd have to keep her on the line for an entire weekend which seems dire.

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>>65794044
of course hong bong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5z1bRz4Sc

just going to torture myself by listening to this song.

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LADS

LADS

I'M FUCKING DYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUIa_vR4olg

>tfw no gf

>>65794095
>>>/sp/

>>65794100
Why don't you

>>65794027
>176 kg skinnyfat
best meme

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absolute fucking belter of a choon right here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLyK4uxQ2BY

>>65794074
Take down your posters of thatcher and churchill and shag her you bender

>>65794095
to which football are you referring?

Unironically give part of my hard earned wage to Britain First every single month. How do you lads feel about that?

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>>65794118

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>>65793962

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>>65794122
I do

>>65794074
girls are never truly marxist, they can never fully understand how shitty this world is.

>>65793892
>Predatory Wasp
GOAT taste lad.

>>65794027
You'd need to be nine feet tall for 176kg to be skinnyfat.

why are americans still such savages?

>>65794090
That wasn't me, LAD

>>65794095
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/


reddit usually has a list of streams

>>65794148
Wales v Austria

SEE MAN DRIVING A GERMAN WHIP

>>65794086
>we
WE WUZ CIVILIZERS AND SHIET
fuck off raja ram mohun roy was responsible for ending that practice and it wasn't very prevalent to begin with.

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>>65794044
Was this you at the bottom

>>65794139
>Not shagging her in front of the posters

>>65794225
FEED DUCKS IN THE PARK WIT PEAS AND DAT

which part of england has the best shitposters?i dont use autism flags, so idk

>>65794044
There once was a man from Hong Kong
Who turned out to be a bit of a mong
After doing some thinking
And doing some drinking
I'll forgive him if he sends a pic of a Hong Kong girl in a thong

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>>65794228
>reddit flags

>>65794204
Our race is done, it's your turn to take over. Remember us.

Getting the daily dose of Alexander Gordon Jahans in lads

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Is Russian climate similar to British one?

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explain yourselves

tried asking this foreign bird out earlier

did NOT go well

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475613108940.webm

>Latest Local Forecast:
>Situation is somewhat favorable for tornadoes.


favorable for tornadoes? favorable for the tornadoes or favorable for us? im so confused

if its good conditions FOR the tornadoes then i'm fucked

got called a bumbaclot in greggs

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Got a job at Amazon lads

... Oh fuck lads I got a job at Amazon

>>65794328
do the commies still have any real power in russia or are they a meme now?

>>65794117
Stop being such a fucking soft arse mate. Just got out of a nearly 2 year relationship that she cut off because I argued with her, despite me forgiving her for lying multiple times amongst other things. As hard as it might be to let go of her, just do it lad. I tried and tried and tried to get this girl back and fuck all worked, I even checked up on her to see if she was doing alright because she wasn't doing the best, I got ignored. This girl is loving her single life now, clubbing and tarting herself up etc, she doesn't give a shit about me after all this time and I acted like an utter poof because of it. Don't make my mistake. I'm finally beginning to feel better. You'll go through the whole 'oh I won't find anybody that good looking ever again' etc, but you will, just stop going over it, especially on here, it'll only make you feel worse.

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When will Hong Kong purge their leaderships of the Mainland locusts?

>>65794328
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Shan't even contemplate opening this

>>65794226
We can always take the modern medicine, the street and your railways back if you want.

just shagged a chink

just absolutely gobbled down some greasy chicken ting with my hands, scrolling down /brit/ with my elbow, grease running down my chin

>>65794360
Just a meme. They aren't commies, don't worry.

>>65794213
cheers la

Just realised I got paid over £2k post-tax for the first time last month lads.

Bit proud now.

>>65794330
good lass

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How is this even a question?

>>65794373
never lol

>>65794330
Love her desu.

>be steve wolfe
>get murdered

watching xx__eric_x videos

>>65794417
You could donate a billion dollars to have literally every single animal in every shelter in the country adopted and still keep seventeen for yourself.

>>65794417
I would.
I'd do it for 1 billion.
500 million.
100 million.
50 million.
20 million.

Think I'll stop there though.
I could chomp through that money quick enough.

>>65794417
I shall chaffer

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>>65794135
a classic desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDhzwEihc2U

heres one of my faves x

just been made shadow home secretary lads haha get in

>>65794337
Just got a knock on my door from the hall subwarden about that screaming thanks la

>>65794373
Never had a positive support rating in my life.

Even my nursery report cards simply said "wanker" or "biscuit" and my parents were happy to leave it at that.

luca brasi sleeps with the fishes

>>65794468
this

hell, id do it for 20 bucks

>>65794403
was £4 off two grand last month, gutted. Just had a cheeky little 10% raise though

>>65794417
>would you [do mildly inconvenient thing] for [ridiculous sum of money]

ah yes let me think about this

>>65794509
Edgy

>>65794417
Would do it for a grand provided i'm not recorded and noone ever knows i did it.

The MEP, who announced on Wednesday that he is running to be the party's next leader, is suffering from "bleeding of the brain" after being struck by somebody else in the meeting.
It is yet to be confirmed whether the person who punched Woolfe was a fellow UKIP politician. The Sun's Harry Cole says multiple sources claim the person who Woolfe rowed with was party defence spokesperson Mike Hookem. Hookem is yet to make an official statement.
A witness told The Telegraph's Kate McCann that Woolfe "fell into the window" after being punched. Asa Bennett, who also writes for the Telegraph, tweeted saying Woolfe "took off his jacket and invited him [the other person involved in the altercation] outside".
http://uk.businessinsider.com/steven-woolfe-ukip-leadership-european-union-2016-10

>>65794460
why would I keep seventeen stinking animals haha

>>65794383
oh yes take your railways back but return the revenues that brits collected during the 200 years, fair deal eh?
Personally I hate this WE WUZZING 2bh, your ancestors were probably peasants, who were treated like shit by the empire, and my ancestors probably were peasants too who were treated like shit by the ruling classes, why people take pride in past kingdoms is beyond me, taking pride in culture or your civilization is OK though.

Can't tell if I just woke up very sweaty or the cat pissed on me in the middle of my sleep

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>>65794330

>>65794526

>mildly inconvenient

weirdo

>>65794507
this is so fucking funny oh my word

>>65794417
Would step on every single one of you insects for a fiver.

Spilled a massive bottle of shower gel on the carpet while I was pissed yesterday, it literally emptied entirely over the course of the night. Big blue stain, not sure if it will wash out.

>>65794562
>believing you can get something for nothing.

Typical Indian.

>>65794361
>the first genuine response I've had

cheers lad, appreciated and yes I went through exactly that. It's just gut wrenching how primitive girls can be when drunk... It makes me feel like no girl could ever like me, properly anyways...

I really hope I don't become 29 and finally find a girl who's with me because she's hitting the wall...

>>65794601
*puts my bollocks under your adidas f50's*

Go on then

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>>65794491
>tfw m8 saw carl coxs last ever set at space ibiza and i didnt have enough money to go

>>65794585
I consider the opinions that people would hold about you might be a tad troublesome.

>>65794579
Smell it

NOT wearing trousers at the present moment lads.

How did this dumb cunt ever become a politician?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxRqMJHG56A

>>65794417
would do it for a kebab

Need a Nicola from training and development gf

>>65794608
nah, nothing washes out shower gel.

fucking moron.

>Diane Abbot as Home Secretary

You can't (read: CANNOT) make this shit up

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>>65794648
*splatters your bollocks*

psh

Anyone else get audible inside farts, like a bubbling sensation in your lower back and stomach? Fucking killing me in quiet places like a lecture or a meeting.

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>>65794651
>tfw never got to see carl cox live

>>65794417
>burgerbucks
Nah. Make it real money and I'll think about it

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rate the fit lads x

going out for a few drinkies

Need a bf desu

>>65794749
>would you do it for €18 billon
there. Happy now?

The gf is presently engaged in ironing my shirts lads.

Fucking failed my midterm

Need a drink

just been through the archive

so lisicki is on his period because his waifu fucked a random lad from a club?

bit pathetic tbqh

Give me some advice on dodging ticket inspectors on the tube lads

>>65794748
bet its hard in ireland

i live a 50 minute train journey from london so am always up there skanking away until silly hours with the lads

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Had a VERY real-feeling dream where I was fingering Sophie while on a boat in some river lads
why did I have to wake up

>>65794778
SCREAMING

Any lads watching Italy v Spain?

do NOT wish to brag but my willy is SUBSTANTIALLY larger than average

>>65794816
Don't care, fuck off Lisicki

>>65794616
All lads go through it mate, don't worry. You'll find the next girl and wonder why on earth you thought anything about the last one. Despite the memes, not all girls are that way when drunk. Told that girl she will end up hitting the very same wall and she will regret breaking up with me, but she wouldn't listen. Fuck this girl off and get over her on your own terms, don't get over her via someone else. I've sat here thinking 'if I didn't do this then...' But I wasn't happy with her, every other day something about her pissed me off, but it was convenient and comfortable to stay with her, and I rejected a great girl to go for this one whom actually kissed another lad, lied to me a few times and I know there's other shit she hasn't told me, desu the reason she won't get back is that she wants emotionless flings. We're going through the same notions, trust me that in a few weeks you'll feel a lot happier

>>65794689
Andrew's so fucking based.
He sticks out like a sore thumb at the BBC.

He's so clearly right wing leaning and calls out people for their horseshit regardless of affiliation unlike the rest which swing one way or the other.

If there were more Andrew Neils at the BBC I wouldn't feel dirty every time I paid the license.

>been on the archive
>being obsessively reading about a trip
>he's the pathetic one... right?

>>65794493
>shadow
kys Labour cuck

>>65794816
No. She just added some guy on fb

>>65794853
Having a v. good dream right now.

You will all disappear when I wake up haha.

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rate the fit lads x
staying in for a few spliffies

>>65794865
wish you didn't brag, my willy is very average

(And it's got shit girth as well)

but, at least I've got a gf

Nobody ask answered this question despite asking it a few times

What do you do when the girl you have had a thing for a while cheats on her boyfriend with you?

On one hand she's attracted to me

On the other she's a cheater

Reminder that Lisicki and Poleaboo are both the creations of Craven.

>>65794785
>>65794778
don't know which post is gayer

>>65794831
Dublin actually has quite a decent clubbing scene considering its a relatively small city
Theres good DJ's coming to Dublin nearly all year round

>>65794915
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Shan't be opening this

>>65794886
was curious about it since you wouldn't open up about what happened when I asked previously

you could have just told us

it costs money to eat

>>65794918
do NOT wish to brag but I have full access to SEVERAL gfs

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>>65794886
If I take off the tie, will you die?

someone say something funny

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>When you're 15% behind the tories and you want it to be 30%

>>65794928
because she cheated on her bf (ex now i suppose?) doesn't mean she's going to cheat on you too

say something i'm giving up on you

>>65794969

*lets that sink in for a minute*

something funny

>>65794986
something funny

*handbrake skids into /brit/ blasting all around the world by Lisa Stansfield*

ALRI BOYS

>>65794986
Bazinga!

>>65794986
Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

>>65794998
she's just his fuckbuddy though

>>65795005
wise words my friend

i hope it gets the neurons firing

>>65794986
Lisicki and Poleaboo are the best /brit/ personalities

>>65794986
I have schizophrenia

>>65794778
>>65794915
wahey

>>65795000
They're still together

>>65794986
alri

>>65795053
lol

Had some cunt with the full beams on behind me for ages today in slow traffic. Unbelievably annoying

>>65794998

>when you want ukip in power

>>65795043
she's the new shadow home secretary lad.

The women that thinks borders shouldn't exist will be in charge of immigration if Labour win in 2020.

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>Tyson fury cancelled title defence to star in "I'm a celeb get me out of here"
>probably going to loss his belts for drug abuse and inactivity

What the fuck is he doing

>>65794881
>We're going through the same notions, trust me that in a few weeks you'll feel a lot happier

yeah the same back to you, just don't stop and think about it la' Just keep yourself occupied with something, self-improve so we can laugh at them stupid fucking bitches.

Not sure I want a Ukip leader who lets himself get absolutely battered to the point of unconsciousness

>>65795067
just stand away from their couple for a little until they eventually break up

>>65795090
>if labour win in 2020

ah yes

>>65795097
DIdn't he retire?

>>65794986
*hops down from above and does a crouch before looking up at you with a mischievous grin*

I'M GAY!

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>>65795086
>UKIP
>In power

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>clearly right wing leaning

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Lads, how far is she going to go?

>>65795090
I've got the same chance of winning the GE as labour do and I'm not even in it.

>>65795097
bit angry at fury

>>65794956
nice

at that stage now where i really cba going on a night out unless there is some mental cunt behind the decks

saw steve lawler 2 weeks ago, was top

>>65795097
He's a mentally ill attention seeking pikey

watching tempa t's cooking tutorials on snapchat

truly life changing

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>>65794417
Genuinely wouldn't. Love doggos too much.

>>65795129
that's labours new goal

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>>65795136
>Islamophobe of the Year

>>65795118
this got a chuckle 2bh

>>65795117
Well he still technically holds the belts at the moment

190kg is a hefty load

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hmmm

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>at that stage now where i really cba going on a night out unless there is some mental cunt behind the decks

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>When the gf says she voted remain

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Due to the negative feedback I've changed this evening's wear

Thoughts?

Tempa T is a manlet loooool

>>65795097
WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED TO SEE HIM FIGHT KOVALEV

>>65795166
i can totally relate to him in so many ways right now in the ways he's being fucked over.

I can hear the soft breathing of the girl that I love
As she lies here beside me asleep with the night
And her hair, in a fine mist floats on my pillow
Reflecting the glow of the winter moonlight

She is soft, she is warm but my heart remains heavy
And I watch as her breasts gently rise, gently fall
For I know with the first light of dawn I'll be leaving
And tonight will be all I have left to recall

Oh, what have I done? Why have I done it?
I've committed a crime, broken the law
For twenty-five dollars and pieces of silver
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store

My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion
A scene badly written in which I must play
Yet I know as I gaze at my young love beside me
The morning is just a few hours away

>tfw ywn be Islamophobe of the Year

:(

>>65795135
That's not a dance, that's kata which is a type of training by which you internalise the movements and techniques of your style so they can be executed and adapted under different circumstances, without thought or hesitation.

t. GREEN belt in karate-do shotokan

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UKIP are a party of thugs

>>65795230
Kek manlet

>>65795230
cuckoldcore

>>65795222
Fucking kek

Prince Johnny, you're kind but you're not simple
By now I think I know the difference
You wanna be a son of someone

Remember the time we went and snorted
That piece of the Berlin Wall that you'd extorted
And we had such a laugh of it
Prostrate on my carpet

You traced the Andes with your index
And bragged when and where and who
And who you gonna bed next
All with sons of someone's
All with sons of someone's

>>65795230
are you 5'9?

>>65795216
what did notch mean by this?

>33% of Brits have tried drugs
>17% of Brits smoke

Better not be sharing this thread with anyone like that

>>65795136
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!!!!!11

>>65795300
heya x

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me after a night at the pub

>>65795239
Excited for Andre ward and kovalev desu

>>65795254
Dunno la going by that photo it looks like it was a v. good party.

>>65795248
Keep trying lad
Never give up on your dreams or you'll end up like Lisicki

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>at that stage now where i really cba going on a night out unless there is some mental cunt behind the decks

>>65795289
>>65795259
I'm literally 6'5 you twats

next one to post that picture is going to get it

>>65795300
alri

it's a kurruption ting

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>>65795312

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>Never would I ruin the sanctity of my body by consuming illicit substances, m'lady!

>>65795315
why are you robbing that poor passed out man

what are you supposed to eat when abroad?

>>65795337
you must have a massive fucking head then

>>65795337
>Those feet
>6'5"
Don't think so bud.

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>>65795300
Reckon it's a LOT more than 33%

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>at that stage now where i really cba going on a night out unless there is some mental cunt behind the decks

*posts that picture*

Nights out
Outgoing
REE, a word they don't know
Mates
Independent
Employed
Sex lives

can't take djs who don't also produce seriously

>>65795222
*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

>Yup, that's me. No, not him. There I am, that guy on the floor. Steve Woolfe. So you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation. It's a real long story, but we'll have to go to the real back...

*baby crying in the hospital room*
>Woah, too far!

>>65795376
jf gash

first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft

>>65795315

me getting ready to take my latest victim home

>>65795376

local delicacies

>>65795423
hi

can't take leafs seriously

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>>65795337

>>65795438
tell me about bane pls

would you shag diane abbot for 3 grand

the three scimitars...

business idea: become a DJ at a local pub every Friday and Saturday night and get paid plus free drinks to put on an itunes playlist

>>65795466
he wears a mask

>>65795447
They are like americans who havent upgraded from the free trial version

>>65795230
quintessential Next gray jumper

>>65795337
I am literally 7".

Call me a manlet but at least I'm bigger than your tiny willies haha.

Best heights:

Below 5'5: Turbomanlet
5'6-6'2: Pussyslayer
6'2 and above: Weird lanky fuck

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>>65795391
Try again sweetie :) x

>>65795466
he's a big guy
and he wears a mask

>>65795473
would honestly shag her for free. she's what me and the lads classify as a "banter shag"

I went to a club once and all I did was sit in a dark corner talking to one of my friends who kept shouting racial slurs the whole time.

Clubs are NOT for me.

>>65795473
I wouldn't shag her for 5 billion

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>>65795423
that would be extremely painful

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>>65795486
>>65795507
WHYY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK???

>>65795499
I wear a size 12 and I'm 5 foot 11

gonna watch a bit of hollyoaks

>>65795499
>MALE APE

kek

Stop telling man we're cousin!

should i text her

>>65795499
i'm size 11 and 5'10?

slaves under capitalism

>>65795511
>one of my friends who kept shouting racial slurs the whole time.
lol

>>65795538
>>65795507
>>65795466
>>65795486
>>65795423
Underage please leave

Your cringe humour is awful

>>65795561
nah

>>65795499
alri ogre

>>65795484
>be forced to play shit-tier club music and endure spastic FAS chavs/slags come request ''''''''choons''''''''''

fuck that noise

>>65795511
sounds like a top night

>>65795507
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475501118424.webm

>>65795543
must be nice skiing without skis haha

>>65795499
I'm size 14 and 5'3?

>>65795584
why
i kinda want to

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>>65795496

>>65795578
I'm a 12 year old girl. AMA.

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>>65795499
>size 12
The last time I tried on manlet-sized shoes like those, my toes literally ripped through the fuckers like I was turning into a werewolf or some shit. I still have the busted up shoes and everything. You're a manlet lad.

>>65795561
aye shes bored as

>>65795572
As apposed to what ?

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>>65795496
Nice joke, manletie.
I'm 6'4 and I feel myself.. comfortable.

>>65795618
post armpits

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>>65794797
That's even worse

>>65795624
not you love, got another one on the go now haha

>>65795598
>not getting a cheeky blowie in exchange for playing some shite house choon

>>65795614
go on then

>>65795598
Can you please play "top 40 hit" that is already played constantly?

I'm 5'9 and quite literally everybody is taller than me, literally fucking everyone

I feel like a child
But wait, even children are taller than me

>>65795619
>The last time I tried on manlet-sized shoes like those, my toes literally ripped through the fuckers like I was turning into a werewolf or some shit

Wow, such obvious bullshit or do you buy all your shoes from knock off market stalls?

Came to rescue us from neoliberalism
Our Labour Leader
Racists will be purged
Beautiful beard
You are all welcome to a
Nicer, gentler politics

>>65795671
I think they're just putting something in the water

>>65795499
*Knocks on door*
Hi, I've come from JD, got a pair of canoes for you

a national socialist england

>>65795484
you'd have to do better than that mate i went to a small pub the other night and the dj was scratching

>>65795671
I'm 5'10 and most people are my height or shorter than me

glorious Celtic feels

Pro tip:

If the '''''club'''''' you go to isn't open until 7am, doesn't play relentless 4/4 techno, and doesn't have a bar serving 90% tap water

it is NOT a club

>>65795680
I'll give you this much, I didn't rip through them as soon as I put them on. I got about a week out of them before I busted through them.

You'd understand if you weren't a manlet.

>>65795717
Swedish Nationalist propaganda

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Don't get the fad with young people these days wearing cut-up trousers.

Any young lads here care to explain?

anything good on the 'tify i should be listening to?

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>>65795717
Nazis out

>>65795617
saved

>>65795739
it means they're of the homosexual persuasion

>>65795717
https://youtu.be/No1ZmYiKeRY?t=1m32s

>>65795728
this desu

>>65795741
tifuckyourself

>>65795724
5'10? That's tiny

>>65795739
spending lots of money for a conventionally ruined product shows how much you just don't care

>>65795739

I don't understand it myself. Also, nobody wears cotton or wool anymore, it's all poly this, nylon that.

>>65795734
>my toes ripped through them like a werewolf
>wait no i actually wore shoes far too small for me for a week

do you have a bucket under you to collect your drool?

>>65795724
if you're not 6'0 you're a manlet
t.6'1

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We need an absolute monarchy lads

>>65795758
insisted the woman in tesco give me my change in pound coins earlier after she tried to hand me a note with that genocidal maniac on

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Here's me occupying an entire doorframe

Will you manlets calm down now?

>>65795771
What if they are female?

I've seen both sexes wear that.

6'4 is the best height, tbqh

>>65795774
Fuck off bizarro Irish O'rourke

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>>65795823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWtnJjn6ng0

They made a Netflix show about Liz

You never know

>>65795823
>Bunch of inbred krauts at the helm

nah, i'll pass thanks.

>>65795717
ah yes

>>65795831
>this normie fucking spastic

Nobody gives a shit
Leave /brit/, fuck off back to Facebook

You've ruined the entire general with your boring shite

>>65795814
Those two statements aren't mutually exclusive lad. I wore them for a week because I had no other pairs around and then I ripped through them like a werewolf.

Fuck me lad, don't call other people stupid when basic English throws you. Must be that manlet insecurity.

>>65795823
>wanting these fucking braindead spackers running the country

Mate. Leave them a they are.

>>65795861
shut up paki

used to practice snogging a girl on my forearm lards

>having bespoke 5'10" door frames installed in your house

you cannot make this shit up

I am a feminist.

popping round to Spar, you lads want anything?

>>65795739
I only know one person that does this and she's a qt.

>>65795941
raw rolling papers

>>65795962
>>65795962
>>65795962
>>65795962

TFW you come back from the gym, drenched in sweat, your tshirt clinging to you and when you try to take it off it rips because you're so swole.

Feels good man.

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;_;

>Its a self conscious manlet episode

always hate these

>>65795910
better on your thumb

hold it out sideways and do it on your knuckle

that's how you should be kissing

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>>65795892
>My toes ripped thorough them like a werewolf!
>O-over the course of a week

Lol and you talk about basic English comprehension. Probably made up bollocks anyway, even worse if it isn't

>>65795920
Don't scold yourself

>>65795997
I never said "Over the course of a week"
Is this a genetic thing with manlets, that they're unable to comprehend English?