How are my Florida bros preparing for the apocalypse?

Charleston here
Going to enjoy my new swimming pool called downtown

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bump

Eat something so much otherwise you'll be blown out

>>65791444
Thank you Japan

>>65790179
wasn't charleston supposed to evacuate?

You'll be fine, fat floats

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It's LOOKING AT MEEE

jesus christ that's spooky

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>>65789780
Reminds of this dog

I'm not, it won't hit us

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>>65795040
Did God tell you that

Why do American houses get knocked over by a slight breeze?

Didn't you read the building construction manual "the three little pigs" when you were younger?

>>65795100
I live on the gulf coast so it missed us completely

get off your high horse

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>>65789780
Live in Tallahassee.

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>>65795235

>>65795103
This motherfucker is blowing at 140mph. Have you ever put your hand out the window of your car when you were going 140? Probably only going to blow out my windows and strand me for a bit, anyway.
>>65794660
I'm not in the terribly flood-prone areas, but I might leave tomorrow morning depending on forecasts.

>>65795350
btfo Cubano

>>65789780
I'm not, it's going to miss me
I'm pretty bummed desu

>>65795350
asshurt

>>65795040
Pls be safe anon, we need your shitposting.

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>>65795103
I just do not know

>>65795103
225 km/h is not a slight breeze

>>65795527
that's impressive to be honest

>>65795604
thanks

>>65789780
spoopy af

>>65795527
What happened here?

>>65795103
100+mph sustained winds can break huge tree branches and smash them across roof and stuff
majority of vehicle and building damage is caused by these things being thrown around including road signs and lawns chairs etc

>>65795662
google says gas explosion

Looks like a smug doggo

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Stocked up on the basics, but not all that concerned tright.Just gonna sit back and ride it out know. Should make for some dramatic storm approach pics if conditions are right.

>>65795727
>tright
Though*

>>65795235
I'm in Tallahassee too.

>Swanee
It's Suwannee.

>>65795727
Where are you?

>>65795235
REMINDER THAT PANHANDLERS ARE ACTUALLY MISSISSIPPIANS IN DISGUISE

ANYONE WHO ROOTS FOR FSU IS NOT A TRUE FLORIDIAN

GO GATAH

Stay safe, bros <3

>>65791444
thank you Japan friend

>>65795882
Downtown Orlando. This is one of the few times I'm glad to be in the only major inland city in the state.

>>65795934
Thanks portubro <3

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>>65795235
hick detected

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>>65796214
Np, I hope everything goes well

>>65796963
fken saved

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>>65789780
they're p much fucked desu

>>65796963
ctrl+s

>>65795235
dude me too

>>65798458
Where you at? I'm on High Rd

>tfw Sarasota
>Natural inlet has caused every major storm to miss us, all the way back to Andrew in '92
Feels good man.

>>65795235
>white
>has image of some redskin on his shirt

>Live in Utah, never a serious storm, yet everyone has 2000 rounds of ammo and keeps 1 year's worth of food stored in pantry
>Live in Missouri, frequent tornadoes, some people have storm shelters other live in trailers, people have 2 weeks food in pantry
>Live in Florida, lots of storms, devastating hurricanes, people have nothing stored, no shelter, and complain that Publix is closed

America.