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/brit/ - Scottish edition

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>"The Scottish are not human beings. Henceforth the word Scottish means to us the most terrible curse. From now on the word Scottish will trigger your rifle. We shall not speak any moe. We shall not get excited. We shall kill. If you have not killed at least one Scottish a day, you have wasted that day... If you cannot kill your Scottish with a bullet, kill him with your bayonet. If there is calm on your part of the front, if you are waiting for the fighting, kill a Scottish before combat. If you leave a Scottish alive, the German will hang a British and rape a British woman. If you kill one Scottish kill another - there is nothing more amusing for us than a heap of Scottish corpses. Do not count days; do not count miles. Count only the number of Scottish you have killed. Kill the Scottish - this is your old mother's prayer. Kill the Scottish - this is what your children beseech you to do. Kill the Scottish - this is the cry of your British earth. Do not waver. Do not let up. Kill."
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korean pop
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/deutsch/
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Hmmmmmm yes

Not suspicious at all
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can't believe she'd do that to me.
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I voted for Brexit because I wanted runts to squeal in panic.
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watching kill la kill lads
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http://order-order.com/2016/10/06/snp-mp-gets-son-daughter-payroll/
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>>65788488
She didn't, you literal cuck, she did it for herself
you never even crossed her mind
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>>65788441
Great edition 2bqh
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>>65788484
>expecting Muslims to commit to viable, neutral criminal investigations
ah yes
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>Polish culture

thoughts?
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>>65788513
fucking exactly.
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>>65788484
what does the Queen Mother have to do with anything?
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>>65788461
By leaving the EU, Britain will fall into obscurity.
We don't have a big empire anymore, we're some islands scattered around the world.
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Hahaha lads I passed the fuckin drug test for recruitment into Amazon

Gonna smoke a hundred spliffs to celebrate
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>>65788552
every white trash person i see is actually polish

not sure if the english 'underclass' actually exists, it's just polish runts
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>>65788572
t.Jock MacDonald

Fuck off Scotch scum.
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>>65788573
they randomly test you regularly when you start working you fucking mong
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>>65788552
still fucked up after world war two.

after how fucked it got, there's no individuality in poland, everyone has one culture, one accent, one religion.

religion is thriving there and fucking everything up. (the no abortion law)
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>>65788519
made it cause i read this story
>>65788498
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>>65788441

Lol im in Scotland
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>>65788603
>there's no individuality in poland, everyone has one culture, one accent, one religion.

ah yes, jewish bolshevism
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>>65788623
Don't much like you Scots I must say.
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>>65788645
bit antisemitic
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I voted for Brexit to get on the housing ladder for 50p as Johnny Foreigner flees his ill gotten property.
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glad im a new worlder and not an old third worlder like you lot
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>>65788680
>antisemitic
Wish I was jewish myself though

literally a blessing
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if your postcode doesn't begin with BT you should probably kill yourself
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Absolutely HOWLING at the latest 190kg developments. Pride comes before a fall laddy.
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>his country puts letters in postcodes

why
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when you see it
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bout to make din dins
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>>65788484
Ahh yes heard the Qataris loved the queen mother....
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>>65788732
no bench
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>>65788753
fuck off you little twat
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My postcode begins with HU desu.
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>professor spends lectures telling us to vote labour
>this week she outright just came out and said "I'm Jewish"

howling
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>>65788762
soz, were you hoping for a few more upvotes?
bellend
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just got in from a run lads
who /dying/ here?
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>>65788709
BT14 GPA?
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>>65788696
it's a rather nice feeling to be one of G*d's chosen
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Going to jam at my friends house later on the ukulele, we're writing an album called Free The Nipple (inspired by the fracking saga in Lancashire).
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>>65788654

Im not scottish im just in Scotland desu
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>fracking is bad
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>>65788783
say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens
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>>65788696
I'm Muslim myself
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finally told the kids in my gender studies class i'm jewish
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>>65788846
bit gay
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>>65788818
We get it Jock, you're "European"
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>>65788846
how does that work?
why didn't he do it balls deep?
how is she capable of "farting" it out?
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Just watched this for the first time, didn't really understand the concept
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>>65788893
its milk
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let me merk this guy
it's all in your name pham i don't need to try
i take away the W i take away the Y
fix the other letters all you do is just lie
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>>65788846
VERY hot

Link to full scene?
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>>65788895
>people dropping simplistic opinions on various topics
it's like /brit/ but with some news in the mix
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First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life
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>>65788900
>milk
incredibly disappointed
then again, I don't think loads are supposed to be that big
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>>65788900
>>65788943
It's not milk it's a mixture of cornstarch and powdered sugar

t. Knower
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>>65788995
yeh thats what i meant pham
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'i!"m posting this because i find it funny !
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everythings coming up milhouse
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downloading an OS
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defecating
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>>65789034
>>65789057
literally no difference between these things unless you're downloading windows me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yslB3BkDm8&feature=youtu.be

this is often cited as one of the funniest scenes in the US office

it's fucking shite

literally ANY scene from the UK office beats this by a country mile
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Was he, dare I say it, /our guy/
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comedy is for runts
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the gf
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If you have an Asian gf as a white man you might as well get "runt" tatooed on your forehead. Just pitiful.
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>>65789109
no pic related is
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>>65788470
its so obvious that leftist tell them what to put on their signs
fucking traitorous whores
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>>65789090
They took the office and turned it into a generic sitcom. Fucking Yanks
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SOMEONE GET THE NIGGERS

WE NEED TO SAVE OUR TECH INDUSTRY
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>>65788498
nice reference
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>>65789033
enjoyed this post
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>>65788985
lel
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>>65789185
what tech industry? hahahaha
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Just got told I'm being made redundant lads.

Anybody had anything similar? Don't know whether to start seraching for another job or fuck off travelling
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>“Steven Woolfe has then taken his jacket off, walked over and said: ‘Right you, outside now’ or words to that effect,” the source told the Guardian. “They went outside and Steven Woolfe got the brunt of it.”
Chat shit, get banged
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>>65789185
diversity is a such a meme slogan.

fuck the globalists

I don't see any diversity in the Indian and Chinese tech scenes.
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>>65789222
fukn germn shit il fukn knok u out u dum kraut cunt u betr watch ur fkn mouf lil twat
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>>65789254
vs who?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37571844
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>>65789185
Don't forget the women. It doesn't matter if they don't have a STEM degree they'll make things better.
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>>65789300
me
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>>65789300
Literally a guy called Mike Hookem, another UKIP MEP
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HULLO
HULLO
WE ARE
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Anyone north of Stoke-on-Trent deserves to be murdered in their sleep and the same can be said for anyone south of Gloucester.
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>>65789300
Mike Hookem
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being myself atm desu
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>>65789185
ah yes

nearly half of the tech companies don't see a benefit to a diverse workforce but they are WRONG because....erm......diversity is good and if you disagree you are RACIST! x
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>>65789334
but I like Scots

they're great, hardworking people
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>>65789331
>>65789336
lel
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>>65789339
FONT
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>>65789109
no

THIS was our guy
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>>65789254
>>65789300
Mike hookem
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>>65789341
honestly don't get leftists.

They see blacks that dress in hoodies and clothes that cost about 5 quid (£200 shoes though) and think yeah - that's a top class human being.
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>>65788709
stealing our land and now our memes
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>>65789357
Bet your granddad is Scottish you cretin
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>>65789334
>midlands scrub
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>>65789357
>Scots
>Hard working

yeah popping down to the job centre for their fresh fix of english taxpayer money is real hard work lmao
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>>65789391
>Mike Hookem
>Hooks them
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>>65789357
t. never a met a real Scottish person (nation of degenerate heroin addicts)

>>65789406
Midlands is best lands
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>>65789394
>caring about fashion
runt
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>>65789331
>>65789336
>>65789391
LEFT HOOKEM RIGHT HOOKEM
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>The Midlands
>Existing
Lmao fuck off Ozzy Osbourne
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>>65789468
YOU CANT HOOK THE HOOKEM
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>>65789357
>Scots
>great

>Scots
>hardworking

>Scots
>people
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the gf is getting a bit clingy
wants to celebrate being together for a month

not really a fan
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>>65789464
>not caring about fashion

Thou shalt die a virgin
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really like john oliver's insights and humör
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>>65789511
Good post
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How do I get into wood carving? I think I would enjoy it.
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>>65789546
>a month
better dump her lad
She seems mentally ill
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>>65789503
YOU CANT KEK THE HOOK
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talking to a bloke from sheffield because im cancelling my economist subscription because its shit

how are sheffield accents? he sounds like a retard desu, but he might just actually be mentally challenged
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>>65789575
start by carving wood
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ah yes, the so-called 'alt-right'
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>>65789185
the headline and the conclusion of the companies dont seem to match?
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>>65789584
think she's just a bit overexcited desu
I'm the first proper boyfriend she's ever had apparently.
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>>65789546
>not celebrating a milestone with your gf

this is why the white race is dying
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>>65789547
so be it
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>>65789614
hmmmmmm........
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>>65789395
kys scum
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>>65789614
looks like the girl from napolean dynamite
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>>65789631
>being together a month is a milestone
would you fuck off
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>>65789596
ye I can see why it's good to keep up to date with all the shit going on in the world but it's not very objective
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>>65789660
kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGhK6qgPtM

what you lads sayin about the new dj khaled video
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>>65789649
>loyalist animefag
utter cretin
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>>65789473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Midlands

looks like it does in fact exist
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>>65789679
yeah, its not horrible. just not worth paying for.

I'm not even pro-trump, but they are pretty one-sided against him

I'll still read some of their free articles
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>When the lads at uni joke about self harm and you join in, but secretly you feel sad af because you're unironically covered in self harm scars

HAHAHA
DOWN THE ROAD FOR RESULTS, SIDEWAYS FOR ATTENTION, A-AM I RIGHT GUYS?
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>>65789735
finish the job you runt
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>be me
>put some coke in a book cover for safe keeping/crushing
>pop some xans
>return the book to the library the next day

haha lads
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>>65789596
>>65789596
>>65789596
anyone? curious about this accent now.

sounds like what I would call a hick in the US
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>>65789616
that's the problem you shitlord!!!!!
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>>65789735
runt
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>>65789707
nonce
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>>65789772
sean bean is from sheffield

compare the lad on the phone with his accent x
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>>65789812
>not even a white person

ahh yes good good
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>>65789772
It basically is.
The North of England = Southern states

Northerners are poor and a simple, working people, but they're friendly and proud of where they're from. Sheffield is in Yorkshire, Yorkshire is basically English Texas.
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>Charmed is returning
ah yes very interesting
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heard one of you benders were insulting the queen mother

*takes off jacket*
*walks over to you*

right you, outside now
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>be american
>get shot
>get taken to hospital
>can't afford the surgery

lmao
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Business idea: Become a dog
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Need a bf desu
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realised i'm an absolute brainlet lads
everyone in my classes is so clever and i am stupid
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anyone got the pic of steven woolfe
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fuck the royal family
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>>65789866
is that the one with the girls who wear revealing clothing and cast spells?
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>>65789911
reported this post to MI6
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>>65789810
you're the anime nonce desu
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me and the lads in year 6
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>>65789918
Yeah
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Have a listen to this sick banger lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWHTTYwZSZE
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>>65789901
cant imajine not beeing inteligent
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>>65789866
*has a preemptive wank to alyssa milano's body of work*
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ah yes, let's celebrate an unelected leader who spends your money on corgis and shit
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me and the lads in spoons
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>>65789395
that's an edit of the other one and not as good desu
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>>65789972
yeah, put the royal family on minimum wage, then wed see things change!!
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>>65788709
>coming from any 2 letter postcode
>coming from the inferior B city
0121 represent
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>>65789960
>yanks
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>>65789856
>Yorkshire is basically English Texas
in the sense that it's the largest county

otherwise they aren't remotely alike you bleeding clouthead
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Trying to install Tails. It is the most cock-suckingly pathetic piece of dogshit I've ever wrestled with. You need to be l33t hack3r extroardinaire to get it to fucking boot—nevermind the holy grail of actually booting with persistence.

Stupidly, I followed the instructions and went to APPS > TAILS > CONFIGURE PERSISTENCE and did so. Now it won't boot because somehow, I automagically enabled secure boot, something that neither of my two ASUS computers even know how to do. Yay, back to the drawing board for the 20th time in the past FOUR days I've been trying to get this.

I can Ubuntu. I can Mint. I can Fedora. But Tails is the hugest bunch of cock-sucking shit I've ever seen.

Finally got I have this error, and Legacy Boot and all other forms of advanced boot are enabled on my laptop, but yeah, now it won't boot no matter what.
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>>65789983
8, 9, 10, 4, 7, 2, 3, 5, 6, 1, 11, 12
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>>65789969
This
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>>65789856
Thats how he sounded, friendly but a bit dull. Are your northerners aware of thats the type of people they are? Poorer, dumber, but friendlier?

Many of our southerners think they are way better off than the yanks up north
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What's that thing called when you repeat a word loads of times and it sound like nonsense afterwards

Or when you stare at a face for long enough and they look completely different
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>>65789596
>>65789772
I'm from Sheffield, fuck off Ameritard.
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*straddles the centre ground*
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>>65790024
ah ye
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>>65790024
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>>65789983
who do they think they're fooling
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ahahahahahaha
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Haha had a chance to talk to the people on my course today and couldn't say a word. That'll be the second year of college (that I wont have any friends). Also, 6 years since I last had any friends.
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>>65790058
>What's that thing called when you repeat a word loads of times and it sound like nonsense afterwards
American """""""English""""""""
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>>65790058
reiterum
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forgot i had a job centre appointment today lads

havve to give them a phone lmao
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>>65790085
says the country inundated with mudslime immigrants
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's for dinner lads?
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What's all this working class bollocks Theresa's going on about?

You're either middle class or scum class these days.
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>>65790092
kek fair play
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>>65790085
>says the schnegen cuck
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>>65790085
says the country that just voted against free movement, voiding EVERY other treaty you have
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>>65790115
switzlerland is full of immigrants?
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>>65790092
fuck off underage
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>>65790085
Merkel can fuck off and so can you
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>tfw your town has gone from 90% white to about 40-50% black in 5 years

Multiple stabbings over the summer, i can't open my windows without hearing a siren for at least 10 minutes, sheboons walking down the high street with prams filled with future doctors and scientists and 2 or 3 other future doctors and scientists trailing behind her

Is this what multicultural Britain is meant to look like to the Left?
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>>65790155
yeah its like 25% immicuck
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>>65790115
>bongistan 12% none-white
is that so?
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>>65790155
Switzerland is literally 25% albanian

quite literally a quarter
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>>65790130
Pasta mit Broccoli und Aubergine
Kartoffelsalad
bacon
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>>65790130
Moldy fish and moldy chips
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>>65790160
Im 21, I wish I was underage then it wouldn't be as pathetic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colleges_within_universities_in_the_United_Kingdom#Federal_universities
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too bloody right
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>>65790130
bream and steamed carrots
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>>65790177
yeh, I genuinely think the census data for non-whites is vastly underreported. We apparently have 30% of under 18s as non-white, but it really is higher
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>>65790039
Northerners insist the North is better and think Southerners a posh, snobby, private school boy fags that get drunk easily. I think theyre aware they aren't as well off as Southerners, but it's more rural and lands cheaper so houses are bigger so it's kind of a trade off for having poorly funded schools and no jobs. Also theres less pakis in the North.

>>65790021
Also in the sense that they're proud of where they're from. In Yorkshire you see Yorkshire flags everywhere, people with white rose tattoos, etc
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>>65790177
Difference being that most of them have lived here for several generations

also get your /pol/ shit out of here
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>>65790211
well said mate
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>>65790211
>people who have a car as their profile pic
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>>65790211
If it were US exclusive then sure... it's a good way to actually educate the US population instead of listening to a pastor's views on how the human body is built.
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>>65790234
isn't everyone proud of where they're from?

and aye, i'm proud of yorkshire because it's a beautiful place to live*
(*not bradford)
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>>65790256
>Difference being that most of them have lived here for several generations

And? Do you think this makes them integrated? You really are living in a delusional leftard bubble if you think this

>also get your /pol/ shit out of here

>>>/r/unitedkingdom
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>>65790155
>>65790177
i meant germany
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>>65790256
several generations and they still act like bronze age savages

very impressive rasheed.
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>>65790211

The CIA should donate money seeing as they use it to control public perception in the english speaking world
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>>65790256
>Difference being that most of them have lived here for several generations
and that makes it better? black filth is infesting your cuntry and will take it over if you like it or not. or you like it because you are a paki
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cant hack it anymore

fuck this
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>>65790229
get out of london or bradford or whereever you are you dunce
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>>65790256
and i'd bet the ethnic albanians in Switzerland are far more integrated than the niggers and pakis here
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>>65790313
no they don't

raping underaged children is literally a part of british culture, when the muslims do it, they're showing how well integrated they are
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>>65790274
I'm sure it's an anime car. From Initial D I believe.
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>>65790274
>people who use any social network
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>>65790256
I can smell you from here you stinking paki. go take a shower
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holy shit turn on bbc your mums dead
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>>65790211
What the fuck I am HOWLING
Do you have any more? Thought he deleted his facebook
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>>65790343
That's worse.
anime fucks out
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>>65790333
they are and they even start changing their names to fit in better. that said they all should piss off
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>>65790326
>>65790371
I'm white.

No need to go ad hominem on me just because I outed you as /pol/tards
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>Mr Evans told detectives he got a key from reception and entered the room to find the alleged victim having sex with Mr McDonald.
>"[Clayton McDonald] was saying, 'can my mate join in? And she went, 'yeah'."
>He said the woman was "enjoying herself" and asked him to perform a sex act on her.

>Mr Evans said he and Mr McDonald had a threesome with a woman when they shared a "bachelor pad" four or five years earlier.
>"It's not a normal thing but in the situation we're in, stuff like that does happen because girls like it. They have got two footballers there," he said.
>He added: "Footballers are rich, they have got money and that's what girls like."

>He told the court that later, during his rounds, he heard a woman "squealing" from inside the room as well as "panting noises" and a man using a sexual phrase in a "playful" tone.

Some very interesting testimony from the Ched Evans trial lads
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>>65790337
then why don't normal british people do it? it's a staple part of any paki's day
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>>65790409
not being a "poltard" = anti-white = paki
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think there may literally be asbestos in my room

I feel like shit whenever I stay here
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>>65790409
>waahhhh waaaahhhh ad hominem
do one rasheed
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>>65790409
Hating mudslimes and wogs doesn't make you /pol/. Most of the country hates them
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you've dropped your V card mate
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if you remove the

1. catchphrases
2. doogal saying something stupid

from father ted you aren't left with much
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>>65790303
I wish I had a direct camera feed into your life.
Every year you spend on Earth you're going to start growing more and more cynical of the world around you.
Eventually when you retire you'll be cooped up in an apartment in a 100 population farming village writing on 4chan about how much you hate that the Muslims and voting conservative without any regard for policy.
Because you've long since past the point of no return. You will believe that white culture has been eradicated and that Muslims are slowly destroying the country while the United Kingdom starts climbing up the world economic rankings.
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Reminder that this is your typical uni student.

>Im 22 and my younger sister is 15. I'm quite disturbed by the differences in our views.
>I dont want to give away too much personal info, but where I live is VERY white. I never had a nonwhite kid in my class until I was 18.
>When I grew up, there was a lot of "equality morals" thrown about everywhere, which I agreed with, and everyone else also agreed with (How can you have underlying racism if you'd never even interacted with another race, you dont really even know what it is). I wouldve come into contact with these morals anyway, because ive always loved punk and ska, but still.
>When i was 7, 9/11 happened and an undertone was created in our society, but my generation didnt carry it cause we were old enough to understand that racism is retarded, and specifically where i live we had never had events to "hold a grudge against" or anything.
>But at this time my sister wasn't even 1 year old. Her generation has proceeded to be subtley racist from what i can gather, they think they arent racist, and understand its retarded, but genuinely seem to hold a lot of nationalism and anti-brown views. I argue with her about it a lot and there always comes a point where she ends up holding a flag up and being all "oh ineed3quids implying im racist again". She even said she would never go out with a non-white person, which disgusted me.
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>>65790470
you could be allergic to dust
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>>65790447
what?

are you not aware of the amount of noncery that's gone on in this country in the past 50 years?

Yewtree? Jimmy Savile? Cyril Smith? Thatcher? The BBC covering everything up?

Raping children is part of British culture.
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>>65790177
>that pic
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>>65790470

Mold is my name, speading sickness is my game!
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>>65790409
>I'm white
t. Rasheed bin Mohammed
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>>65790382
:O oh noeesss!
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>>65790499
looks who is talking. justin "post-nation country" trüdo is fucking over your country as we speak
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>>65790256
>pakis are ok if they've """"integrated""""" meme
roaring
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>>65790445
What is it with footballers and MMF threesomes these days? I wouldn't want me m8s anywhere near me if I was shagging desu.
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come and have a go if you think you're clever enough
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*picks up my V card*

"t-thanks mate"
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>>65790505
>>65790520
snap

Room is clean and refurbished and I'm not allergic to dust

Have narrowed it down to asbestos
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>>65790494
Father Ted gets himself into some pretty awkward situations even when Doogal isn't around
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>>65789136
mom hit me for staring at this
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>>65790574
yeah same lol
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>>65790447
>then why don't normal british people do it?

wew lad
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just found out it's 2016 not 2015 wtf i've been making an arse out of myself all fucking year
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wew lads
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>>65790499
but how is any of this not true? Britain will be majority non-white in my lifetime. The area I grew up in London is now overrun with blacks and is unlivable if you want a decent quality of life. It's already effected me. How can you just bury your head in the sand and pretend there isn't a problem?

You'll probably end up saying "why don't you move", but this isn't a solution to the problem. tell me why I shouldn't be worried for my children or their children? This is why cuckold is such an apt description for people like you. You're a passive, apathetic twat who bends over while the culture and traditions of my country are literally being eradicated in a generation. It IS a tragedy
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why cant we just pay single mums footballers wages?
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>>65790595
ceiling, walls, dishwashers, any potential ventillation ducts, carpets, etc.


mold could be hiding anywhere even in recently refurbished homes.
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New videos when?
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>>65790502
>She even said she would never go out with a non-white person, which disgusted me
jfc
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>>65790574
rugby lads have already been having MMF and even MMM threesomes and even some MMMMMMMMMMMMMM for years now
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>>65790645

I think the real problem is that you never applied yourself to get a good job and move to a nice area, I think YOU are the problem and are just blaming others to deflect it.
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>>65790645
He lives in a country that is nearly majority nonwhite itself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_U1f59p-rc
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>>65790508
None of these people are normal brits though, they're all people in positions of power. Muzzie rape gangs were literally ordinary muzzies committing hundreds and hundreds of rapes in towns across the country.

you'd have been better pressed for making the case that muzzies and brits both have pedophilia in their culture, but we are better at suppressing it. But nevermind, you blew it
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>>65788441
Slavs == Chavs?
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>>65790716
best thing posted all week
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>>65790698
heard stories about rugby changing rooms and how they played soggy biscuit a lot. disgusting
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what's a good ps4 game lads

feel like I should own something other than fifa to justify buying the machine
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>>65790698
is this another one of those stupid yank gimmicks again?
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>>65790699
>doesn't address the problem
>You'll probably end up saying "why don't you move",
>pikey does exactly this
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>>65790739
No Man's Sky is good


I hear
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>>65790739
k-on
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>>65790645
>the culture and traditions of my country

as if its worth saving
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>>65790769

>live in a shithole because you are poor
>you are poor because you are lazy
>NIGGERS ARE THE PROBLEM
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Might do a runt thing and get a PCP car for a year
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>>65790739
Daark Souls 3, Bloodborne and Witcher 3
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>>65790855
Wasn't a shithole, soon became one because niggers moved in. It's not a difficult concept to understand. Blacks are vermin
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>>65790739
sickdark souls
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>>65790817

>Remember those were not even our toughest hooligans
>Our real hardcore hooligans are so hardcore they are not allowed to travel abroad.
>This is why they got battered up and down the street after chatting shit
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so-called darknet market
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>>65790855
it wouldnt be a shithole if blacks didnt move in en masse
are you slow lad?
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>>65790922

But you are no better than them if you also live there

really makes me think
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>>65790499
dont think ive ever seen a more 'sheed post in all my time on /brit/ oh my days

i bet trudeau personally made sure you came here from syria
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anime edition next

ok
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just kissed a frenchman
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might have a cheek beer or two
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>>65790966
there are plenty of white shitholes in england
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>>65789983
Spoons does not have table cloths

t.I work at spoons
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>>65790936
>>>/v/
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>>65791003
are you actually going to go through with it?
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>>65790855
2011
>White British: 3,669,284
>London total: 8,173,941
2001
>White British: 4,287,861
>London total: 7,172,091

Really makes you think
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>>65791023
>cheek beer

ill fucking glass ya cunt
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what the fuck is wrong with thereportoftheweek and why are his videos so entertaining to watch
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>>65790966

Why is the entire north of england a shithole then?
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>>65790940
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>>65791003
Pretty sure this is Ludders lads
He does it every time just before it's time for a new in the hopes that someone will see it and make it soon to stop the anime, then he can post his kpoop and the janny man can delete it sooner
>>
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>>65791027
yeah
but certain areas are definitely worse because of immigrants
why is that so hard for you to understand?
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I wish the paki lovers would just fuck off to /mena/ where they belong
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>>65791064
>what the fuck is wrong with thereportoftheweek

autism


>why are his videos so entertaining to watch
you're autistic
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>>65791039
:^)
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>>65791103
The implications is there weren't any shitholes before immigrants got there

A laughable thought
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>>65791004
brush your teeth next time hun
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>>65790940
That's true you muppet, my mate had to hand his passport into the police because of a football conviction

Meanwhile the irish fans were fucking melts at the euros doing all sorts of cringe
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>>65791077
t. entire country is a shithole
>>
Why is Haiti so much poorer than the Dominican Republic?
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>>65791201
His entire country is a shithole fully populated by blacks
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>>65791103

This is only a tiny minority of areas, the welsh valleys are shit and its totally white.

>why is that so hard for you to understand?

You dont seem to realise what people are driving at here, the fact that the UK is a massive shithole overall and it always was, blaming a few immigrants is totally retarded.

The ruling class of England who turned the island of Great Britain into a dystopian shithole for the majority of its citizens are happy to distract plebs like you with immigration.

Also, go back there
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whats the report of the week kids real name? does anyone know it yet?


me and a friend of mine thought we heard his dad call out to him "John" in one video and we've been calling him john ever since, but i'm not sure if thats really his name 2bh
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>>65791176
That's not true at all, lots of boroughs in north London used to be nice white suburbs 30 years ago, Enfield being one. Went to complete shit when blacks moved in
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>wasnt born into a rich, influential family
time to hit the restart button, or rather, trigger
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>>65791193
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>65791203
Their independence was held ransom by the King of the France that made them pay billions in reparations for the fact that they were slaves that had freed themselves. Also there is an intense history of foreign intervention that started hundreds of years ago.

The USA, France and Canada have been pretty instrumental in making sure Haiti remains underdeveloped.
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>>65791306
Cunts, all of you
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WHITE POWER!
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>>65791314

PAKI BENDER SEX OFFENDER
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>tfw got a $48 citation for jaywalking
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>>65791243
>it's all a conspiracy and scapegoating, my marxist friends said so!
>P.S. you may live there but I don't and I know better than you!
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Alexander Fleming was Scottish. His discovery of penicillin was one of the most significant medical breakthroughs of all time, saving tens if not hundreds of millions of lives over the past 80 odd years.
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>>65791284
>tfw my parents are both literally NEETs and have been neet for years
>basically 2 government scroungers

its like bizarro world 2bh, they should be the ones working for their autistic son
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>>65791370
And Scottish people in the modern era spend all their benefits money donating to the SNP and complaining about England.
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>>65791243
theres different types of shit though
lots of England are rough like areas in Dublin, Belfast or Limerick but you dont fear for your children being raped
and its not true that blaming immigrants is retarded, London had gang feuds for years which were nearly entirely black and paki gangs
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>come back from work at the call centre
>only 62p left on the leccy meter

wew lads close one hahaha, better go get mr patel to sort me out with a tenner
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>>65790739
Destiny my dude
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>>65791434
>theres different types of shit though
>lots of England are rough like areas in Dublin, Belfast or Limerick but you dont fear for your children being raped
>and its not true that blaming immigrants is retarded, London had gang feuds for years which were nearly entirely black and paki gangs
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>>65791463
grim
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>>65791314
haha fokken legend
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>now that we've reached the 300 post mark, the runts quiet down, saving what little energy they have for the next thread
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Hope you haven't forgottem about the /brit/ + /britfeel/ meetup in Aberdeen on the 12th
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>>65791486
get meme'd son
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doing a fart
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65791525
Fuck off
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>Why yes, good sir, I am indeed from South-East England
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business idea: go to aberdeen and kidnap poleaboo and make him my chief runt in the runt dungeon
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uni? nah, can't say Im a fan desu
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>>65791484
fuck off poleaboo
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Remember when poleboo was self harming? LOL
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>>65791643
Fuck off you actual brownie
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>>65791434
lel back in the day there were white streetgangs
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>>65791203
http://darrowmillerandfriends.com/2010/09/23/voodoo-an-african-perspective-on-haitis-poverty/

Devilish and animist connotations aside, Voodoo is first and foremost an actual religion, practiced by millions of Haitians. The roots of the poverty and suffering in Haiti go much deeper than economic and political causes. Haiti’s people suffer the harvest sown from Voodoo and its lies.

Lies such as fatalism. Spirits determine one’s life; personal responsibility is absent. A drunkard or a thief cannot be held responsible since the spirits determine everything. The poor have no reason to work for liberation from poverty and hunger: the spirits have determined poverty for them.

Ignorance, illiteracy, a defeatist self-image, and the largely untapped state of human resources are also the fruit of Voodoo’s lies. Few people are highly skilled, and those with skills are often unwilling to work hard. Managers consider themselves above hard work, the domain of laborers.
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<mfw when to entelijant too going two skool
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>>65791792
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