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you wake up in russia

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you wake up in russia
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A Russian man arrives at his Moscow apartment carrying a new Xbox One and PS4 that he had bought after work. He sets them down on the ground and takes a rest on the couch.

He says to himself, "How fortunate I am. I have my Alienware PC and now two new consoles for my 4K HDTV. I should call my girlfriend so we can play video games and have sex all weekend."

The Russian man suddenly wakes up in the middle of a potato field with a half-empty bottle of vodka.

"It was only dream," he slurs, "but at least I am have good wife, healthy childs, and many potato on farm and many good vodka. Life is good for me. I am very lucky man."

The Russian man suddenly wakes up in a krokodil den.
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squat
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>>65783604
7/10, i smiled
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>>65783555
goddamn that is some seriously russian shit going on there
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visit my relatives)))
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....every single day
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>>65783604
2/10 alienware=shit
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>>65783604
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>>65783555
>shitpost
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>>65784542
subhuman
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>tfw I'm probably the only Russiaboo on this board
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>>65783555
comfy af
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>>65783555
>"It was only dream," he slurs, "but at least I am have all this crocodiles and many good vodka. Life is good for me. I am very lucky man."
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>>65783604
>>65784780
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we of suffer
america pls help
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>>65784780
>Russian optimism
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>>65783604
>some gaming shit
t. 9gag
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I would go and supreme cream in this
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>>65783555
Go to work, as usual.
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>>65783789
Cute bird.
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>tfw no bydlo bf
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