you wake up in russia
A Russian man arrives at his Moscow apartment carrying a new Xbox One and PS4 that he had bought after work. He sets them down on the ground and takes a rest on the couch.
He says to himself, "How fortunate I am. I have my Alienware PC and now two new consoles for my 4K HDTV. I should call my girlfriend so we can play video games and have sex all weekend."
The Russian man suddenly wakes up in the middle of a potato field with a half-empty bottle of vodka.
"It was only dream," he slurs, "but at least I am have good wife, healthy childs, and many potato on farm and many good vodka. Life is good for me. I am very lucky man."
The Russian man suddenly wakes up in a krokodil den.
squat
>>65783604
7/10, i smiled
>>65783555
goddamn that is some seriously russian shit going on there
visit my relatives)))
....every single day
>>65783604
2/10 alienware=shit
>>65783604
>>65783555
>shitpost
>>65784542
subhuman
>tfw I'm probably the only Russiaboo on this board
>>65783555
comfy af
>>65783555
>"It was only dream," he slurs, "but at least I am have all this crocodiles and many good vodka. Life is good for me. I am very lucky man."
we of suffer
america pls help
>>65784780
>Russian optimism
>>65783604
>some gaming shit
t. 9gag
I would go and supreme cream in this
>>65783555
Go to work, as usual.
>>65783789
Cute bird.
>tfw no bydlo bf