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Literally just sharted in my house lads
>sitting here playing forza horizon 3 just after taking shower
>dad wakes up and goes to bathroom
>just as he passes my room i fart and immediately have to shit out of nowhere
>try to hold it in for literally around 2 minutes
>shit myself as my dad flushes the toilet
>waddle to the bathroom
>get shit all over my favorite shorts
>take a shower 45 minutes after already taking one: suspicious as fuck
>now sitting here with shart filled underwear trying to figure out how to get rid of them without my dad finding out at 5am
>im 22
what the fuck do i do lads?
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you wear your shit filled underpants after taking a shower ?
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>>65779564
Just throw them out of the window.
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>>65779564
you had a shower then put shit-filled undies BACK ON?
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>>65779681
Americans are not very bright
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>>65779564
Depends
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>>65779564
Go to a Walmart
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>>65779735
I just put them in a plastic bag, sprayed them with cologne, put in another plastic bag and put it in a bag with my trash. I'll throw it out later when its not suspicious
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>>65779759
>>65779681
no you fucks. I took them off and took a shower. I washed off the shorts because they are based as fuck and i dont want to throw them away.
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>>65779813
>I washed off the shorts because they are based as fuck and i dont want to throw them away.
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>>65779564
Come up with a better story
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Quality thread
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>no you fucks. I took them off and took a shower. I washed off the shorts because they are based as fuck and i dont want to throw them away.
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>>65779564
Tell your dad you've shat yourself
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>>65779850
>tfw actually not lying
this is the first time i shit myself since i can first remember.
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>>65779813
>I washed off the shorts because they are based as fuck and i dont want to throw them away
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poopoopeepee LOL
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Typical casual
Any true gamer has a poop box and Gatorade bottle ready at all times should the bathroom be occupied or if there is a possibility you could bump into people on the way to the bathroom.
Get yourself a shoebox or even a plastic bin if you're fancy, line it with a plastic bag and you're set. Some faggot swear by poop socking but that requires precision and then you're out a sock.
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Just shit in your fathers underwear.
Remember to maintain eyecontact.
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