Based Jezza edition
who /doingapost/ here?
now that i've got a job do i have to tell student loans myself or will the hmrc automatically do it?
>>65779382
shit quote
>>65779382
If he was a bit tougher on immigration he'd be the most based candidate ever. Lucky bitches
need a yingluck shinawatra gf
>>65779441
shit quote
>>65776939
>>65776939
>>65776939
we're all in here
>>65779441
her bottom teeth look like one of my old woodsaws
>>65781440
why?
Posting here.
>>65781459
Source?
avocado and banana on toast with a bit of black pepper for breakfast lads
lol
>>65779393
need a nana gf
>>65781453
>start a civil war
>be surprised when you encounter warlike tactics
ahh yes
>Anonymous 10/06/16(Thu)12:44:42 No.65781510 ▶
>File: 1407662769095.jpg (53 KB, 484x519)
Just hide this post.
>>65781511
bf*
Gerry Adams is my Dad. : )
>>65779531
are you even trying?
considering a think
>>65781516
This is still an official (You)
why are brits so shit lmao
>>65781530
dont youll hurt yourself
>>65781506
N U T T E D
Son came home in a minidress again lads.
@65781544
thanks for the (You)
>>65781517
>>65781542
They don't appreciate best girl
going to an erasmus event tonight lads
Some of you are alright, don't turn on your car tomorrow if you're in the north. See you Irish republicans.
got uni in an hour but don't want to go, media law is fucking awful
>>65781494
The fact the economy of Wales has been (and still is) decided by Westminster since Westminster came into existence?
What computer chair should I buy for under £200?
>>65781567
tee hee oh daddy don't you'll embarrass me in front of the *whispers* boys
*does a twirl*
>>65781634
ah yes westminster decided to put all the sheep there
>>65781604
It's posts like this that make me glad I chose Archaeology instead of law.
>>65781634
tbf Wales was incorporated into England, they were fully conquered.
>avocado and banana on toast
>>65781604
Hahahaven't gone to any of my classes all year yet
Scared to go now in case they're mad hahahahahhaha
Someone from the college called me in today and had to bullshit my way of saying I was in the lectures just sat in the back and didn't sign the roll
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaha All over now lads. HASHEashsggsahahhahahahaahhahahaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>65781655
No, but Thatcher decided to deindustrialise. There, I said it.
>>65781634
So every part of the UK that would have a deficit, that's solely because of Westminster?
>>65781653
*fucks you until you're straight*
That'll learn 'em.
>>65781577
prettiest prince
>>65781690
Mainly, yes, since it's been UK government policy for decades now to centralise wealth on and run the economy for the benefit of the City
put cbeebies on la
be a right laugh
wait so the ukip mans are killing each other
holy shit what an absolute joke of a party
>>65781716
Right so when the North of England and other areas had surpluses this was because of...?
>sad last night
>went to bed to sleep it off
>woke up even more sad
it begins
>>65781731
Idiots will vote for them anyway. They serve a useful purpose by taking away votes from Labour
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/05/surge-in-official-estimate-of-bisexual-britons/
Who here /bisexual master race/
my willy is happy again
>open thread
>don't scroll down
>don't read posts
>violently shitpost
>sage
>close tab
>>65781766
Literally what is the point when we have based May going alt-right anyway
how do I talk to my GP about my phimosis
I literally need a word for word script of what to say, otherwise I'll bottle it and say I have a bad cough or something.
>>65781764
>have dream that I die
>wake up disappointed
>>65781764
*cuddles you*
> signing a register when you come in for lectures
what unis actually do this? I feel it's only the absolute runtiest
>>65781800
going alt right how exactly?
>>65781826
>Got a tight willy 2bh
>>65781743
Better Westminster governance.
>>65781850
all my mates go to russel group unis, and none of them has this for lectures.
Any UKIP MEPs here? I want to kick your ass.
>>65781940
>ass
FOY
>UKIP leadership contender Steven Woolfe 'in coma' after being punched in the head by fellow UKIP MEP during meeting in Strasbourg.
>a British UKIP MEP has been taken to hospital after an altercation at the EU
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA BREXIT BTFO
BRITAIN CONFIRM FOR STAYING IN EU
>>65781826
"I was talking to me m8 gazza about piss ballooning the other day down the local, gazza said "wot m8?" and I said "piss ballooning m8". He said "wot m8" again so I had to explain piss ballooning to him but he didn't understand what I was saying.
So, whats going on with me cock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_U1f59p-rc
glad the UKIP is taking it back to the good old times where the strongest ruled
>>65781974
>>65781972
>Brexit """""men"""""
How do I talk to my GP about being Suicidal
>mfw Americans call chock a block "crowded"
not mentally ready to get out of bed yet
>>65781980
>>65781869
well he want/need to see it?
should I trim just in case?
>>65779445
hes literally a pro multicultural cuck these days desu
a real shame
Remaniacs are masochists and cucks
>>65782034
He will have to tug on your foreskin so dont get a horn
>>65782061
Come here you
Having an absolutely MISERABLE day at work today lads
Doesn't help that I've got to stay on and work too
What colour is the dress, lads?
>>65779445
Unfortunately like his counterpart Paisley. Money softened him
>>65782088
As if an emaciated vegan pansexual deranged leftist would be able to hurt a straight white man
post classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE
>>65782071
he really needs to tug it to diagnose phimosis?
>>65781972
>>65781974
Anyone that replies to this post gets a free (You).
>>65782127
Apparently normies and women see it as gold and white
Shut-ins see black and blue
>>65782146
Brexiteers are literal poofs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/06/ukip-leadership-favorite-steven-woolfe-collapses-outside-europea/
>>65782034
Yes he/she will.
If it's a she they will ask you if you want another person in the room just in case she molests you
>>65782151
He needs to see how far it can go back to diagnose it and see if you need to just stretch it or get a circumcision.
I had it myself but didnt go to the doctor, I just stretched it. My foreskin has scars but at least its fixed.
>>65782200
>The Daily Telegraph understands that Mr Woolfe is suffering from bleeding of the brain after he was punched. One witness said he fell into a window after being punched.
SCREECHING
>>65782228
Tfw stretched mine for two years now. Still won't to over when hard. Think scar tissue is too strong.
Give me tips pls
>>65782146
What are talking about? Brexiters are being beaten limp all across the country
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37574256
When will this twat just die?
Just bayte some brexiter limp lads.
>>65782215
I don't want a woman touching my penis, that won't end well for me.
surely if he needs to see how far it will retract, I can show him myself.
thing is, it's JUST loose enough to retract fully when flaccid, but nowhere near wide enough to retract at all when erect.
what will they suggest for that?
steroid cream and stretching?
>the brexiteer's punch is capable of knocking out a man cold and putting him in a coma
woah... so this is the power... of brexit...
i wouldn't want to mess with those guys
>>65782280
rude
Posting here, right here, right now.
>>65782280
>mfw live within a mile of the Royal Free
>>65781826
I have that too
Just deal with it you fag
>>65782280
After we send her to infect all of the Saxon
>when a Leftie starts chatting about """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""FREE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" healthcare
>>65782251
The doctor can give you steroid cream to put on your dick which will make the foreskin grow when you stretch it. If you are older than 21 it might not work though.
Would get a rock on if a female dr touched my willy
maybe if a guy did too
When did it become compulsory for all politicians to call it 'our NHS' instead of 'the NHS'?
>>65782441
What if I am 21?
>>65782441
Replying to myself.
>>65782462
*are NHS
>Ukip MEP 'punched by colleague' on 49th birthday
:(
>>65782462
dumb fucking frogposter
ah yes, http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/06/17/breitbart-ranked-1-in-the-world-for-political-social-media-beats-huffpo-by-2-million/
ukip are a joke - long live the tories
seems like phimosis is pretty common among 'chon users, maybe there's a correlation between it and autism
>>65782325
I had an issue with my balls and had some women touch it and my cock shrunk from nervousness. I doubt you'll cum buckets.
I am in the exact same situation and honestly don't know what to do. They will likely give steroid cream. I really don't want circumcision.
Yes you should be able to show yourself and you can just say I don't want you touching my Dick
Has anyone ever been as far even as decided to go want look more like?
Whats your favourite flavour of space invaders lads. I prefer beef tb.h
>>65782467
You're fucked and might as well become a lady boy.
>oh my gosh anon I am SO BORED, tell me about your day
>>65782508
welcome to /int/. you have to learn to be post ironic here, my underage friend
>>65782325
A Jew cut should sort it right out goyim :^)
>>65782467
You might have a chance
UKIP are funded by tories to take votes away from Labour voters that would never vote tory
>>65782574
What is it about chokers that makes girls hotter?
>The 2014 referendum only speaks for the opinion of Scots back in 2014
>>65782574
she has just put her knees into her top
>>65782574
>woke up
>had a wank
>went to my doctor's appointment
>came home
>did the dishes
>had another wank
>fired up the 'chon
>here we are
>>65782597
ah yes, and fused them to her chest, very sly
>>65782574
sat next to this slag with big tits and thought about cumming all over her cleavage
>>65782574
why can't i have a friend like this
Watching anime and taking DNP
Why do girls fannys smell so bad lads?
I'm only assuming they do desu.
>>65782574
Now I feel sadder than usual. Thanks friend.
>>65782508
>tfw newfag
>>65782632
iktf, only just.
Scotland wont let the european community act be repealed for article 50 to be triggered so you brits wont be leaving the EU afterall
UKIP are such thugs
>>65782508
I've been here since 73.
Martin Shkreli is so based
>>65782653
t.idiot
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-37484358
>>65782673
fuck off back to the_donald phone poster
>>65782679
>more
>there's more than zero
I hate this world.
>>65782673
he's an edgy fucking wigger, he can get fucked
>>65782679
>the article doesn't just say "no" in size 72 block capitals
ah yes, fuck off
>>65782626
because they're warm and wet and bacteria thrive in that kind of environment
>UKIP kill their one and only mixed-race Jewish member
so no one else knows anything about girls fannys then
ok :(
dumb phoneposters
>>65782679
>1/3 of the UKs muslim population is 15 or under
the UK is finished
theyre going to breed like rats
>>65782626
They don't unless she doesn't wash
the yanks?
not a fan
>>65782673
hope he buys the site because he'd fuck up the site beyond repair and leave it to waste in 2 months because he cant make money then id be free
Death to fascists, freedom for refugees
>>65782791
same
who did this one lads?
>>65782777
>she doesn't wash
The best kind.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/299338-rnc-kaine-interrupted-debate-over-70-times
absolutely destroyed
>>65782840
think it was Jeremy "Kipper Killer" Corbyn
no one answered my question in the last thread
>>65782840
Not me.
>>65782653
This
As with everything that happens in the U.K. It's up to Scotland and we decided to veto it we also ordered the punching of that UKIP mep
>>65782840
did what one?
>>65782508
>tfw been here for half of 4chan's lifetime but cancer
>Woolfe in hospital with brain hemorrhage
>genuinely a high chance he'll die
>almost certain he'll have brain damage if he survives
>was punched by fellow UKIP MEP Mike Hookem and later collapsed
J U S T
U
S
T
Lads
When I get a bonner my foreskin goes back far enough so all my jap is exposed but it doesn't retract back like inches or anything, but the top part is open
Reckon I've got the 'mosis?
Posting this in a bathroom. Too scared to leave until mammy comes to collect me.
>>65782923
>hookem
How suitable
>>65782923
>"Hookem"
hmm.
>>65782923
>Hookem
right hook'em and fook'em
>>65782923
he'll work for him one day
>>65782940
>>65782941
>>65782957
All mine.
>>65782883
>Scotland
>veto
>we also ordered the punching of that UKIP mep
>t. Shaykh al-Scoti
>>65782999
You'll notice I got in first, runt.
>>65783015
Stop replying to yourself.
>>65782975
wtf is this
>>65782840
>who did this one lads?
>>65783059
it's a captcha
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/correspondents/seancoughlan
the absolute state
>tfw it's only going to get worse
>>65783111
yes, but now you have to draw a whole fucking diagram instead of point and click
google is too fiesty for its own good
Slept for 9 hours yet I'm still really tired
Don't know what's actually wrong with me
>>65783082
>IP
doesn't mean shit if you aren't their ISP (or someone who can subpoena them)
>>65783139
business idea: phoneposters need a pass to post
>>65783206
business idea: phoneposters phuck off
>>65783082
wtf is this
>>65783206
they should all be blocked 2bh
Two politicians murdered in the space of a year and jf's still pretend we're not the ardest fookin country in the world?
goodnight lads
UKIP???
>>65783241
>>65783224
yeah but may as well drain some money from them desu
HERE WE ARE NOW
>>65782775
oh no what will we do without white people to colonise everywhere and cause all the world's wars
>>65783328
>/tv/ memes outside of /tv/
gass yourself
>>65783152
depression
>>65783328
/tv/ defends this movie
>>65783328
>enter t' anus
thread's a bit dead
>>65782883
democracy
>>65783328
>Is this
>a fucking leaf?
>>65783550
were all at brit/pol/
>>65783550
Agreed
*sits on the cold floor and sparks a ciggy*
Take a seat
*Pats the ground next to me*
>>65783328
What flick is this?
The dole man keeps ringing the phone and knocking on the door looking for my dad for the last two weeks. Sometimes the phone rings for 5 minutes at a time, just now he is after ringing the doorbell 5 times and then he came around into the back garden saying "hello?, hello?" so I pulled the curtains.
Pretty sure this Irish family stole my fucking dog, lads
I've been ringing after them, knocking, even calling out from their garden but the little thieves keep ignoring me
Can't afford to keep driving over there
>>65783600
quite enjoyed this post
>>65783274
THOSE
BLOODY
RACISTS
Come colonise this thread and civilise these savages.
>>65779701
>>65779701
>>65779701
*flings poo*
>>65783274
UKIP are dead, Rus
You won
word on the street is that poleaboo is plankton under my boot who deserves no more than to die naked dirty and alone in a cave without any sort of sentimentality or consideration
>>65783740
*catches it with mouth*
>>65783668
This is what happens when you watch too much femdom
Found a good site. http://www.makeukipgreatagain.com/
>>65783791
that's me practicing free speech you confusing neolithic bearded lady
>tfw i fuck my gf she gets so wet a puddle generates on the bed where her pussy is
>my dad tells the doll man he is too old to work and nobody will employ him anyway
>the dole man is after him because he has a full time job and is never here so is launching a campaign of harrasment
My mother was hiding behind a door and my sister was just about to leave when she had to hide in the bushes
>generates
>>65783844
t. virgin
the only free speech you deserve is this.. *takes out a freezeray*... freeze peach.. *freezes you*
*10 years down they dig you up and think you're a frozen caveman*
>>65783852
lad what the hell is this story your family and writing ability imply you're regional yokels
New gimmick
>>65783844
Don't EVER use that Pepe unless you're having a cheeky spliff
>>65783875
wondering if I've ever read a more Canadian post than this one
bout as clever as a car crash
>>65783904
in greggs?
shan't be reading any of these posts
>>65783934
not even going to bother replying to this post here
>>65783867
t. has to use lube
>>65783875
MOOING at this post
>>65783904
I NEED Britlads on snapchat NOW
>>65783841
fuck sake
>>65783595
Pan, and it's a kino, not a flick
>>65783925
haha just bants lad x
you do annoy me though :) x
>he has snapchat/tinder/instagram
>>65783927
>>65783959
Post name
>He doesn't have snapchat
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374365
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374365
http://www.strawpoll.me/11374365
haha
>>65783881
He harasses people on the dole to get them to emigrate
>>65783892
Its a slice of life story, and yes we are regional yokels
really want an australian gf to slap about
>>65783994
unironically have 2 of these
people don't chat utter shit on sc and are less likely to on ig (maybe it's sample bias though because my friends aren't dumb cunts)
you need an fb for tinder though so fuck that
think it would be advisable that you do not answer his question
Is wanking once a week good or bad?
ah yes
>>65784053
do not act so visibly upset, mr northern powerhouse man
Bulgarian alpha here
I'm breeding tons of english girls and not even brexit will stop me
stay mad english sissy bois
just got back from the shop
can finally finish my shit
>>65784053
no
I'm only friends with fellow stoics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoicism
>>65784094
I would never dispute that the north is grim
I HATE those trains too, the worst thing about them is that they're so cold compared to modern ones
>>65784101
>le footy lad look
how contrived! sad
>>65784101
Without that browridge and chin, you'd be posting here crying about being a kissless virgin
I got my mate gazza banned from the petshop the other day. He has pet piranhas he keeps in a tank, he used to always go to the petshop and buy goldfish to feed them until we reported him to the shop owner for a laugh.
Proper fuming our gazza was wahey!
>>65784101
you're face just REEKS of impure genetics and muddle bloodline
you'd better suit as catapult ammunition tbf
>Announced with little fanfare, Europe just got Afghanistan to agree to accept an unlimited number of deportations of Afghan citizens. Volumes are expected to be so high that as part of the deal, “both sides will explore the possibility to build a dedicated terminal for return in Kabul airport.”
thoughts lads?
>>65784131
how do stoics deal with anger?
>>65784101
Back to r9k with you
>>65784193
>adding 'le' to things to mock them
hello 2013
also that is the only train picture i have
a quick update.
so she added someone on Facebook and I was like he's not even from around here? Well ye he was on campus today shilling for his job at a stall.
>>65784188
Afghans breed like rats and only seem to chimp out whenever something happens in their homeland.
They shouldn't even be in Europe in the first place.
lads did you see Steven Woolfe went to hospital in a critical condition after being punched by a UKIP colleague?
fuck sakes
>>65784101
you have too much ear lobe
just saw newest x men lads
are sersh has really made it ;_;7
>>65784202
100 push ups and calisthenics
>>65784262
my ear lobe is connected to the side of my face lmao
>>65784173
Talk about sour grapes
>>65784269
shit film though
Recent posts I don't care about:
>>65784229
>>65784269
>>65784245
What a softcock
Think this aussie is the only one who still cares about UKIP
We're leaving so they're irrelevant now
Are Theresa has pledged to support the white working class male so I'm happy
so does hookem become leader automatically?
>>65784307
Woolfe was a good lad you conniving half-wit
>>65784279
and the side of your face is connected to the... pavement
when I'm done with you
want to do a MA but this crippling loneliness I feel makes me not want to do another year of >foreveralone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdjIw1KEEbY
>>65784318
Respect where respect is due lad, it'd be improper to disregard them after all they (Nige and Woolfe) have done x
>>65784296
i thought it was alright
>>65784285
>>65784318
if she cared at least an ounce about the working class, she would've given them the means of production already.
otherwise it's just window dressing.
@65784357
>being this BTFO over a girl
>>65784399
kys
>>65784271
I don't think that was the proper explanation in meditations
how can one girl fuck me over so badly...
>>65784369
Scotland wont repeal the EU act in their devolved parliment, thats a prerequisite for triggering article 50 so its not going to happen
>>65784432
Strap-on.
@65784432
Wish this cunt would shut up and stop turning /brit/ into his personal blogpost.
>>65784458
>>65784431
if you're trying to sincerely catch me out for being a phoney then I cannot recall lad x, I don't think the segments I've read even discussed the topic
How do stoics deal with anger?
despise this 190kg fella
utterly despise him
>it's another lisicki wallowing in his dumb heartbreak episode
*changes the channel*
>>65784478
>@
>complaining instead of ignore lisicki
how new
>>65784478
wish this cunt would actually give me support and sympathy rather then chatting shit.
hey /brit/ would you make me a sandwich?
>>65783361
(you)
>hold "clear the air meeting" with colleagues
>get hospitalised by colleague
What a leader
>>65784491
catch you out on what? i'm actually curious considering the whole ignore your emotions stoic thing
I don't know, that's why I'm asking
gimmick idea: start replying to every 190kg post with "kill yourself" again
why do you benders get annoyed by tripcunts, etc, instead of simply filtering them? why are you all mentally stunted?
wish I could filter you all
>>65784497
Him and another trip called Anne Erin are the worst on this entire board.
>>65784538
ah yes him being punched is indicative of his leadership ability
no details have even been released
wanker
>>65784581
agreed
>>65784583
*filters you*
>>65784523
Noh.
havent fapped for months
>>65784446
I know you're desperate for us to fail but we're leaving sweetie
>>65784399
Shut the fuck up
>>65784520
Take it to /adv/ la, /brit/'s not the place for this sort of thing unless it's past midnight and you're posting without a trip, in which case a small amount of feelsposting is acceptable.
much better
>>65784675
literally walked past the guy who fucked my future girl.
he's some fucking mini chad, he's not even a full chad. if it was a full chad i'd be like, ok whatever.
>>65784562
oh heh I thought you knew somethind I didn't know
I can't readily recall on I underlined this:
"For with what art thou discontented? With the badness of men? Recall to thy mind this conclusion, tat rational animals exist for one another, and that to endures is a part of justice, and that men do wrong involuntarily"
>there are people who STILL haven't filtered him
ayy-pri-cot or a-pri-cot, lads?
hey /brit/ give me ya pud pud
wahh why won't the british culture general give me support for all my neurotic complaining
i had better post about my boring fucking life 20 more times
>>65784668
Scotland won let you leave. Northern Ireland majority voted to stay but the Unionists who have the majority there will probably vote to leave. I dont know about Wales.
All the shit you talked about Scotland two years ago is about to come back and pie you in the face.
>>65784724
ape-ri-cot
hope lisicki swings into the new year by his neck
i feel like such a fucking beta right now.
>>65784702
Like I said, take it to /adv/, not /brit/. When I was in the same situation I wallowed in self-pity on /adv/ for years, now I come to /brit/ to avoid that sort of nonsense.
>190kg master race bragging the other week about being a real chad thundercock stud with this girl
>gets BTFO this week
>>65784797
SCREECHING RN
>>65784773
don't worry lad, your inane yokel vomit of an insult is involuntarily, you are simply a lesser man and can do only within your means and thoughts that your dreary environment has created x
>>65784846
shan't be posting in this thread