Holy morning trinity is pic related true in your country?

I don't drink coffee or smoke but I do use the toilet occasionally, so 1/3

>>65777923
No. I pray, take a bath, take a dump, teh tarik and roti. 5/3

>>65777923
Not generally but for me, yes.

Literally me right now

>>65777923
>literally modern peasants

I always found the idea of drinking coffee and smoking at the same time very appealing for some reason. But of course for health reasons I don't do it, but I know a lot of people that actually do it, it's a pretty basic morning for the average smoker around here.

I shit after lunch tbqh

>smoking
>drinking coffee

What the fuck? Just pop a caffeine pill and leave the house nigga. Can't be late for work or they'll fire my ass

>>65778246
>caffine pills
>not crystal meth

>>65778246
>>65778265
>the average work-life balance in America
horrifying desu

>>65778265
Good idea desu. Nowadays I have to take like 600mg to get any effect and that's like three times more than the recommended amount

>>65777923
>smoking
>drinking coffee
We call such people idiots and homosexual here and discriminate against them.

Idiots, because smoking drains your wallet and health and gives you an addiction with zero benefits, and is nasty for the surroundings, taking away your freedom.
Homosexuals, because starbucks culture or something and also because I say so

>>65778411
I see lots of Polish builders smoking and drinking coffee over here desu.

I eat food instead of tobacco

>>65778467
We all know that Polish diaspora builders and not very witty and are spending their time on subtle gay banter.

This is mainly why they were expulsed from the Holy Motherland, of course!

>>65777923
P nice. Best is when you not only combine those in your routine, but 1) throw a blanket over your shoulders for your smoke (in autumn) and 2) take a hot shower and have a good shave desu~

Literally the most enjoyable way to start your morning.

>>65778508
Ah, I see. I hear they're usually pretty good at their jobs though, so your loss I guess :D

I usually smoke a joint and do a little bump of crank

>>65778561
We give these jobs to Ukrainians, while most of us get better positions of people that also left to Germany, France or the UK.

It's a win-win, my friend. God save the Queen!

>>65777923
>smoking nicotine jew
Enjoy your cancersticks.

>>65778531
Fag

>>65777923
coffee and shitting yes, but I usually eat a hefty breakfast instead of smoking

Mine is exercise, shower, regret. Never leave the apartment before these.

>>65777923
>Smoking
>In 2016

>Coffee
>Black

>no shower

Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

"Shit, shower, shave" is the credo here.

However I only have to shave every couple days and I like to poop at work after I'm clocked in since I work at an office and I'm not in a hurry to start working. My routine is-

>Start brewing coffee
>Shower
>Walk dogger
>Pour coffee into thermos
>take a vyvanse
>Grab bagged breakfast and lunch out of fridge that I prepared last night
>drive 15 minutes to work

>>65777923
for most people yes i guess but i do not smoke

>tfw you will never be pegged by a dominant french girl who just finished her morning coffee with a cig

>>65777923
Yep
>all the fags ITT will never know the sweet combination of hot black coffee and a handrolled cigarette

>>65779688
>taking amphetamines every morning

>oats
>first sip of Monster™
>squat 100 reps in homegym

>>65777923
Maybe 1 and 3 are common but not at the same time. Smokers are a disgusting minority now.

>>65779924
Smoking right now mate
What are you gonna do about it?

>>65777923
no. Most common trinity is probably a coffee at home, then a cappuccino and nutella-filled croissant at the bar

>>65779939
Nothing you're in Britain and even if I lived next to you, if it's in your own house I don't care.

>>65780095
Ok

>>65777923

yeah, also chocolate and coffee does the same for me too.

>>65779688
shower is included

you smoke because it feels good in the morning but you know you're addicted
coffee goes along nicely with the cigarette, also wakes you up, you also eat breakfast along
Then coffee wants to make you shit so you take a dump

>>65777923
In the lower class, yes

>Dare, dart and shart

>>65780884
>tfw father exactly does as pic related
>tfw lower class af

>>65780921
I know that feel, baguette-bro

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Pure aryan morning.
>Kokkaffe
>dried moose or reindeer
>Snus
>Wilderness dump
>Some Wagner to get the juices flowing

>>65777923
This is the unemployed package lmao

>>65778140
>microwave my overextracted nescafe for the 4th time this week while having a malboro and watching channel 4 in the morning
Yeah Jose, so appealing

>>65785995
That doesn't look like snus

>>65786301
yes it does

>>65777923
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

for me, yes

>>65786363
Was waiting for this

>>65786363
Impressive, can I get your card?

>>65786363
>an herb
fucking yanks

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>>65786345
I see, here it looks like this

>>65786471
It's just snus that's not in bags lol

>>65786502
Yes, snus comes in bags, out of bags it's just called dip or snuff

>>65786529
> out of bags it's just called dip or snuff
no it's still snus

>>65777923
>This is what continentals consider breakfast

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>>65786471
There's the lady pouches for the convenient addict. And then there's the loose snus, which has way more flavour and a better kick.

>>65786529
Nope. Snus can be loose or in pouches. Snuff is the dry stuff. Dip is the fermented really coarse stuff that rednecks put under their lower lip for some reason. Snus is the salty baked stuff.

>>65786643
I use Swedish snus but it only comes in lady bags here, America makes snus too but they put sugar in it and it's too sweet for my taste.
I was unaware it even came loose.

>shitting in the morning
I don't raid the fridge at night

>>65786880
So you take a shit when you go to bed?

Exactly what I'm about to do.
And what I do everyday.

>>65786969
>just waking up

utter wasteman

>>65786999
I woke up 30 minutes ago and it's 18:05 here

>>65786718
Try to find some real Swedish loose. Good stuff. Kicks harder and faster than a strong cigarette (for some reason the time it takes to get the nicotine affects the buzz), and tastes great if you're into it. The lady bags taste like nothing in comparison, and while they may be as strong, the strength comes in slowly after a while and doesn't feel nearly as good.

Oh I missed /int/. I don't know why I ever left.

>>65787045
i hope your night awake was spent making funny finland bear memes

>>65778246
No homo but I rather vape. 18mg ejuice gets me going for ~1 hour. Too bad it makes me look like a faggot.

>>65786948
usually

>>65779761
>roulax in the morning
hopefully I forgot that feel

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>falling for the caffeinated jew
>falling for the nicotine jew

>>65787123
it was spent drinking beer and shitposting and watching the simpsons

>not social smoking and killing yourself slowly instead of killing yourself every morning

The holy trinity of this board is wake up, drink coffee, take your antidepressant and antianxiety, shitpost on 4chan in bed for 15 minutes, take a shit, then worry about love/friends/school/work for an hour until you crumble under the anxiety and force yourself to do something but it you'll always feel inadequate.

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>>65787249

NO

>>65787246
what will you do tonight?

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>>65777923
>shitting in the morning

Subhumans.

>>65777923
only smoking.
Shitting and coffee is at work where I get payed for it.

In the morning I only get dressed quickly and go out. I mostly shower and take dumps in the night before bed and I eat breakfast at work after leaving my stuff.

>>65777923
first of all is a glass of pure water (makes defecation much easer and faster)
then yes coffe and a cigarette

>>65777923
The three C rule

Café
Clope
Caca

In barbarian language :
Coffee
Cigarette
Poop

Coffee and shitting yes, but I don't smoke. Instead I need a proper breakfast.

>>65777923
Spot on but I also recite the Shacharit and stretch because I'm not a fat fuck.

>>65787249
>not wanting to slowly kill yourself as quickly and as efficiently as possible

>>65791280
>jewish brazillians
what is this meme?

>>65777923
Replace the cigs with a nice shower and you've got me

>>65777923
what is this strange symbol in the rightmost segment.

>>65777923
>wake up
>debate getting out of bed because its freezing
>get out and rush for the shower
>have a hot shower, the only time you're happy all day
>go back to room and start to get dressed
>bed looks cosy
>get underwear and socks on
>just slip into bed to warm up
>go back to bed
>go to sleep
>miss class
>wake up 3 hours later and spend the day in self loathing because you're such a lazy cunt

My average morning routine

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I don't smoke, but there's a 75% I will have to shit the moment I start drinking coffee, so I guess it's partially true.

>>65793508
mmm

>>65793273
Prepare the coffee before shower

>>65793228
The black thing? That's a nigger.

>>65801960
kek

I usually take a crap just at night. I drink a coffee and smoke, then i smoke again walking to my work.

>>65777923
Literally cancer