that one aussie lad who got friendzoned by a prozzie edition
korean pop
that's me!
I, I will be King
WAS MADE FIRST
>>65776939
>>65776939
>>65776939
>>65776986
And you, you have the Queen
why are australians all called bruce or shane?
how do you decide which new to go to?
i generally just go by most posts
Did a sickie and not going to college today.
Feel like poo desu
how did you meet the prozzie in the first place?
As a Brit, all my friends from other countries always without fail, ask me about what British drama is just so cringey and lousy.
Being the patriot I am, I reminded them of the great show Sherlock and Dr Who. The Miss Pellengrino movie, I also pointed out to them.
But to my surprise they laughed at me in mockery. They told me how those are American productions. I don't understand, why is is the British film industry so dead?
Hence today as a Brit, I apologize for bad British film.
I urge my fellow Britons to do so too.
Thank you for your time and consideration
>>65777005
theyre not. its a meme.
>>65777048
theres not comparison to the shame that is aussie cinema.
>>65777096
australian cinema does it to itself desu
>>65777064
t. Bruce
>>65777115
t. hailad
>>65777096
Mad Max was kinda cool
when do you make the distinction between "girl I'm shagging/seeing" and "my gf"?
Australians are good mates/lads/bros
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN126067
>>65777138
When she brings 5 items to your home and leaves them there.
>>65776993
And you, you can be mean
And I, I'll drink all the time
>>65777138
whether you want them to stay after you fug or not
>>65777138
Both don't exist.
>>65777048
>British drama
Just endless police dramas desu
>>65777158
'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
Yes we're lovers, and that is that.
>>65777176
Though nothing, will keep us together
We could steal time,
just for one day
i have wanks to remind me that talking to girls is not worth it
Gents I think it rather pertinent to inform you that I have a rather large penis
>>65777187
We can be Heroes, for ever and ever
What d'you say?
some spacker on the telly going on about muh fracking
been a while since I've heard an environmentalist speak that wasn't annoying
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIDUx-WQsaY
>>65777203
Dump a mag into that bitch
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>65777175
You mean cringey detective dramas?
>>65777096
only good recent aussie production I can think of is Danger 5
even that's a tv show and the royally fucked it in the second season
>>65777202
I, I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim
>>65777135
ive only seen the latest one.
>>65777217
What, lefties can't eat chicken now?
>>65777138
facebook status
>>65777046
tinder lad
didn't know she was a prostitute until we met up
>>65777159
always ask the gyaldem to stay
Don't understand how some people unironically hate women
Met loads of lasses that were absolute joy to be around. Don't have much bad things to say about my exes either. Can have loads of laughs and good convos with girls tbqh, its very different to convos you can have with men
>>65777251
Same me matey
>>65777283
Is it ok to hate women when they literally think of you as sub-human?
I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a genuine girlfriend.
Literally they look at me like im a rotting corpse. Its horrible when im out with friends and they get girls and im sat there on my own, i hate it, i feel like killing myself. women are genuinely evil
>>65777286
and i wouldnt consider the latest one and australian film. pretty sure all the production is american.
>>65777274
>proz on tinder
speaks volumes about her mental state
kind of envious though, reading a book set in interwar Sydney where a prostitute latches onto the main character and finances his lifestyle, really made my willy hard
prozzie's messaged me saying she wants to meet soon
>>65777308
as fucked as it is man you shouldnt beg women man they don't like it, just try be mates for em hey and if there's chemistry there's chemistry
otherwise get used to lonliness pal
>>65777243
>Danger 5
yeah ive had a giggle at that when it was on sbs i think.
Mums dressed like a prozzie again /brit/
well good morning
>>65777308
maybe you're going after the wrong women
seen loads of stories of women dating retards and uggos (who weren't rich) so it's not impossible
>>65777335
yeah she's a headcase
the other girl I'm (was?) seeing is even more insane
good root but
>>65777274
is her name millie from sydney?
>>65777262
Ah, I see what's causing the confusion. You see, while in various countries political parties organised around industrial unions are called Labour parties by dint of representing the interests as a class of those that labour, women who are in the final, arduous stages of pregnancy are referred to as being in labour.
>>65777385
she's from Sydney but I don't know her working name
bit constipated
think it's all coming out today though x
the chebs gf
Got an interview thing with Amazon in a few hours lads. I think I've been dry long enough to pass their drug test 2bh. It's also literally down the road from my house lmao
>>65777403
inner west, has straight brunette hair, some tattoos? pretty face fair skin etc
i wonder if its the same one
the purple Aki gf
>>65777429
what drugs/ how long?
>>65777333
At least we Brits are not alone when it comes to a horrible film industry
>>65777243
rake is good too desu
>>65777434
she doesn't have tattoos but everything else is correct
>>65777308
>I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a g
Mum's applying her temporary tats again
>>65777512
good post
poop coming out now
>>65777443
Just some DUDE WEED. I think the last time was at least 2 weeks or more and even then it was probably a quarter of a spliff my friends shared because it's been hard to get recently. I also did mescaline on Sunday but I don't think those are tested in workplace drug tests
>australian powerhour
ah yes
>>65776986
>>65776993
>>65777158
>>65777176
>>65777187
>>65777202
>>65777249
Need to stop inbreeding
it's national poetry day
>>65777567
like pottery
>>65777534
think you'll be fine assuming you use it irregularly imeo
>>65777475
if she's tis chick stay the f away my mate was jamming her and she's nuts
sex workers don't make for ehalthy relationships
taking a shit lads
>dad stores the fire extinguisher directly under the gas stove
ah yes perfect place to put it you fucking spacker
>>65777567
give me a topic and ill write a shit poem about it
>>65777556
>Arab tells people to stop inbreeding
kek
>>65777589
nah def not her
mine looks much cuter/sweeter
she's definitely a headcase though, got out of the psych ward only recently
>>65777434
im in the inner west but im not a prostitute. or a girl.
>>65777605
yanks being finally destroyed
is this guy trying to date a prozzy
>tfw no ehalty relationship
>>65777448
was Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels a solely british film?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/oct/06/more-young-girls-asking-gp-genital-cosmetic-surgery-study-finds
get a load of this girl's face hahahaha
I'm not planning on dating the prozzy lads I already have a proto-gf
>>65777614
>Australia strikes again
>>65777448
what are you chatting about, we have a great film industry and history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2uJRkeSY4
this is what american women are actually like
>>65777659
brown qt
>>65777668
So do we kind of
Do you know the first feature length films were made in Australia?
what really makes you think lads?
>>65777659
>black woman doctor
the guardian is like a work of fiction these days
>>65777699
my brain.
hmm.
>>65777699
the hypocrisy of religious people
>>65777713
hey now, that's racist.
don't trust men all they're made up is of bullshit and lies don't share anything you love or have passion for with men they'll only ruin it or undermine you
>>65777717
but... is it our brain thats doing the thinkin, or our spirit
*hits blunt*
"""anarchic"""
Probably the nicest word you could use for this shit pit
>>65777749
all me
>>65777699
stimuli
God Save The Queen
7 SLAVS ON A TREE DOIN' SQUATS
can't wait to get home and watch chinese cartoons
>>65777749
t. roastie on child benefits with many kids from different men
>>65777777
drinking english breakfast tea but it's not breakfast here
>>65777777
Fucking awful get right here
I bet it's gonna say succ or someshit
>>65777760
>le 4chin is ebil!!!
greetings, reddit!
>>65777795
delighted one of my cuntrymen have got it, was going to havea crack at it myself but forgot
>gf was ok with telling me about the time she was violently raped at the age of 12 and then wandered into school in a daze afterwards
>won't tell me what happened to her in a shower one time and tells me to never bring it up again
>says she can never shower with anyone again but baths are ok
hmm
>>65777760
isn't 4chan really an anarcho-capitalist society when you really think about it?
>>65777760
ah yes, even 4chan is multicultural in its users these days. wouldn't surprise me if Shaniqua is the one calling me a paki tbqh
>>65777820
tell us the rape story
>>65777820
Climb into the shower with her and tell her it's exposure therapy/banter
bounced my ex-gf's head off the shower floor lads
>mfw I found out that BST means british summer time and not standard time
the fuck? that shit they have over there isn't fit to be called summer
>>65777830
y'all's a paki
*snaps fingers*
>>65777841
fuck up dickhead
>>65777841
WE
WUZ
DAYLIGHT
SAVINS
AND
SHEEEEEIT
>>65777841
its gmt you slapper
seen some colored folk in my neighborhood the other day lads
>>65777629
>7629
That's Numberwang!
>>65777873
i know that one you shitnigger, just the other one doesn't make sense
>>65777878
*grabs shotgun*
Where???
>>65777900
my neighborhood
>>65777841
this country is absolutely baking during the summer
FOP
>>65777920
ye, rain and intense heat at the same time, just like your typical south-asian shithole
woah I guess that explains all the pakis and shit lmoa
>>65777939
kek britain btfo
physically impossible for any australian who does not live in sydney to respond to this post
portugal more like POOrtugal am i right hahahahahahahahaha *has an aneurysm*
>>65777962
inner west the best fuck the rest weeeeeeey
>>65777963
More like USgAy
>>65777939
haha good one lad
>>65777975
Fuck OFF ex-haberfield lad
>>65777975
i live in coogee lived in newtown for ages on denison st near the hub whats doing
>>65777984
*drools on my keyboard in response*
>>65777939
britain eternally btfo
http://www.domain.com.au/270-johnston-street-annandale-nsw-2038-2013074545
good value lads
tfw u do not live in a nice city hahaha ffss reeeeeeee hahaha roooooo ahaha
rooooo...... arghhh!!!!!
ugh!!! hahah that feel
>>65778034
yeah haha...
*gets you sectioned*
>>65777995
*gets on the 438 headed straight to your house*
brisbane brisbane brisbane oi oi oi
>>65778044
hahaha w-where am i
*door shuts*
*muffled laughs turn into manic screams*
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>65778052
more like pisspain
>>65778052
more like pisspain
>>65778052
Brisbane SUCKS
REEE hahaha .... ugh!!! BRisbane haha more like....... RUNT ENCLOSURE........LOL!!!!!!
hate it HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! argH!
>>65776882
i fucking LOATHE shortbread tbhwy
also, why are we using this thread when the other one was made and posted first?
>>65778077
shit post fuck off yank foy
>>65778085
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha pissed myself at this one you utter lunatic
>>65778090
haha!
realtalk though...... BRISBANE SUCKS LOL
>i fucking LOATHE shortbread tbhwy
>>65778102
*takes a wild swing* fuck OUT of my face
*crashes length wise into the floor bringing down a tablecloth and it's holdings with me*
*starts snoring from under the table cloth*
I like Brisbane
I was just in Brisbane today as a matter of fact, and witnessed some autist unironically reeing at some normies.
could cum in any one of your mouths without a second thought
@65778134
hat
>>65778132
*swings in on a vine*
*slaps your arse*
*swings off*
ta-ta! x
>>65778090
>>65778085
>>65778077
will fucking heem ALL of you
>>65778098
runt-tier tastebuds
well
wonder where thailad has gone
would be a shame if the local village caught wind of his heinous shenanigans and decided to deliver some mob justice
>>65778197
shut up about thailad you fucking cheerleader
>>65778197
probably had a heart attack
old fogey was pushing 90
>>65778197
alri thailad, what are you doing back in the motherland?
>move from brisbane to melbourne
>going from multicultural to patriotic
>mfw wog
ah yes
i hope nobody can tell
>>65778215
your dad's a cheerleader every saturday night you little pillock
ah yes the runtdom of runtbane, or as i like to call it: runtrunt
>>65778197
>the local village
Basically the same size as London tbf
watching 54 lads
makes me want to get ripped and go to big clubs
oh look let's all talk about the nonce now
Need a bf
>>65778252
nah, you're a bit boring tbf
THAILAAAD
I heard that if you mention thailad's name under water his ears will stick prick up
thainonce has entered the thread
>>65778269
>>65778132
*pours boiling hot water all over you and chokes you*
heh
I heard that a britanon one yelled thailads name into a balloon and when it exploded in the atmosphere thailad woke up with a startle
Find southeast Asian really unattractive desu, so unfortunately I would find no satisfaction in living the life of a creepy western pervert like Thailad.
>>65778264
Be in london
i heard that if you carve thailads name into cement the cement will have a irrelevant and unneccesary asian woman sketched into it over night
>>65778232
yeah he usually goes to watch our local gaa team
they're in the county final (:
r8
>>65778336
i wonder what a modern skyscraper with classical european influences would look like
I hear if you say Thailads name near a school you go to jail for conspiracy to nonce
the gf
>>65778351
intriguing synthesis
what boards do you think he browses?
I heard that in Thailand the local children gather and dare eachother to say thailads name 3 times and if they do legened has it they wake up without hymens
>>65778385
This is the best so far
>>65778385
lmao
>>65778401
bet it made your willy stiff you sick pervert
What's Vietnam like? I'm heading over there for 2 weeks to meet up with my brother in late Jan and know nothing about it
Broke up with the Filipina gf because she was turning into something I'm not a fan of
Keep seeing all the lads that give her attention and it's literally all filipinos and proper gimpy black lads
feel a bit sad though because she had a great arse and was very open minded because I was her first. With a bit of luck she will just get fat at 30
>>65778283
10/10 milf
would lick her toes, desu
>>65778423
excellent taste
>>65778412
Best SEA country, been there a few times and it's great
depends what region you're going to though
>>65778422
Filipino gfs are for people who cant get a white girl lmao
>>65778440
so how's your great leader doing ? (I mean the prime minister)
didn't he just get caught spending tax money, taking his bros to hawaii on first class ?
i heard that the first day of March every year local villagers have a festive day they all band together to check under childrens beds for thailad and chase him away then have a great communal meal afterwards
>>65778470
She didn't even look Filipina desu, but yeah I got that feeling when we were together
I just enjoyed being around her really, she used to be a great laugh
>>65778444
Nice my brother is backpacking from the top to bottom so I'll be wherever he is at the time. Fairly sure we'll be going to Ho Chi Minh city though
>>65778487
got deja vu from this post
we a fascist sate now?
>>65778476
Allegedly yeah, the latest is the leak showed caviar and smoked ham on the menu on the plane which somehow cost 650,000THB (18,667 USD)
To which he denied saying they had rice and noodles.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cRDr4QVyZN
I feel like eating an English breakfast at dinnertime today. Is that heresy?
Who runs that cringeworthy Anonymous fb page? I'm guessing it has nothing to do with the actual hackers?
>>65778422
Filipinos are the niggers of asia
is it gay to see musicals?
>>65778518
Why would you think that?
ZAMBREROS is the superior burrito option anything is inferior
alone
always alone
>>65778587
Are you being 100% serious with me now Thailad? In any case, it's a pretty cringeworthy page and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>65778622
Depends, are you new or the BBC?
>>65778422
>Broke up with the Filipina gf because she was turning into something I'm not a fan of
An adult woman?
>>65778548
some thai guy thinks he owns a resteraunt?
>>65778610
literally who
>>65778470
not racist but the philippines might be the only country I truly hate
>>65778504
top to bottom is good, there's an analogy of vietnam that it's like those sticks people use to carry water, with each bucket representing the fertile regions of the north and south. the middle bit is less traveled and interesting because it's less densely populated and they have more of a true buddhist history. good idea for him to travel the length of it
phone posters ruined the chong
Business idea: everyone gets a gf
oy vey muh shoah
>>65778575
Yeah, true. There were a lot of things I didn't like about her but I've just got the old rose tinted glasses on haven't I. She had a really nice jaw shape, great arse, loved horrid, rough sex and most of the time we got on well.
Though she would often try to talk down to me and was a bit of a liar which pissed me off.
>>65778678
this so fucking much
>>65778678
whats wrong with phoneposting?
>>65778641
Laughed
No, if anything she turned really immature. She was better at the start of our relationship
quick question: who cares?
>>65778688
Was it part of your business idea to make me cry as well ya arsehole
>>65778678
Honestly things would probably improve all around if mobile devices were blocked.
there are people in my uni that actually believe the holocaust happened hahaha
I couldnt fucking believe what I was hearing when they were saying about muh 6 milliom
>people actually save reaction images to their phone
>>65778735
statistically more likely to be a /pol/ runt and associated with gamergate. And more likely to be using twitter and fb via an 'app' statistically speaking
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>65778802
i like phoneposting because I can lie in bed and do it
>phone
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>>65778820
Laptopposting in bed is much more comfy desu
>>65778802
>tfw /pol/ and don't phone post unless i'm mid conversation and I go for a poo
>>65778856
lol
>>65778814
>>65778814
HE CAN'T HEAR YOU ANON
YOU MUST BE LOUDER
>>65778802
So what's wrong with those mr lefty?
A group of Polish people came into my pub yesterday and had the sheer CHEEK to act all friendly without first apologising to everyone in the room for stealing British jobs :S
Need a cheap little car lads and I'd rather it be new
Vauxhall Adam, VW Up or shall I be a poof and get a Fiat 500?
Who here /tablet posting/
Every year, in the wee hours of the first of October, people gather at Billie Joe Armstrong's house and begin singing, playing music and making as much noise as possible
This bizarre annual tradition is in response to the singer's request that someone wake him up when September ends, on Green Day's 2004 album American Idiot
>>65778923
I've got three tablets up my shitter if that counts
>>65778923
Have a tablet but barely use it because I have a phone haha
>>65778937
Sounds painful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9aEZfVOvw0
reminds me of being sixteen smoking bongs at my mates place
COZ SARGENT D IS COMIN AND YOU'RE ON HIS LIST!
>>65778931
Didn't even need to go onto reddit to realise this was copy and pasted from there
fuck off you odious little worm
>>65778904
like I said, they ruined the chong. You can always tell who the phone posters are
>>65778961
Which device am I posting from?
>tfw posting on my break
>tfw a wageslave now
Wish I was NEET again desu.
>>65778971
what are your thoughts on gamergate and donald trump
>>65778961
I am so sorry that you found this place Mein SJW nigger. You can never leave
You will become right wing and anti feminist
>it's an "oversleep and wake up 20 minutes before my lecture so I have no time to eat breakfast or shower" episode
Is it time to buy a pass?
Can we trust mook to use the money to support the site instead of running away to mookxico?
>>65779000
Couldn't care less about those gimps
Donald Trump is pretty funny but I don't really care about it since I'm not a yank
>>65778961
>the chong
high chance you're the cancer that ruined 4chan
I wish I had a child desu.
>>65779027
Nonce
*slaps belly*
hyep, me and Ol Ed used to fire off sublime action posts back in the days
*eyes get watery*
>>65779038
For non-nonce reasons.
Dreamt I met David Mitchell and Robert Webb on the street here in Berlin
AY YO AY YO WHERE DA WHITE BIRDS AT???
>>65779009
pshhh.... been here for 9 years kiddo. .>.>
>>65779023
failed normie on a laptop
>>65779018
>Got up early to make breakfast before lecture
>Housekeeper is cleaning the kitchen so I got up early for nothing
>>65779020
I would have thought you'd know better
>>65779059
>failed normie
yeah i'll bet
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>>65779059
Time to get out feminist
>>65779066
fuck off billionaire
>>65779101
think he meant in uni halls la
>tfw gotta go back to work now
Really hate the wageslave life
>>65779096
go get your daily dose of molyneux and sargon
When did /brit/ get so edgy lads?
>>65779155
Fuck off paki
>>65779137
>tfw 14-22 tonight
just kill me
/brighton/
> Gibraltar will be Spanish soon again.
I can't wait to go there to play with the monkeys.
>>65779076
Well I'm conflicted I kind of expect him to eventually sell us out but it'd be cool to see him turn around and say, "we sold many pass, it ok now!"
>>65779180
>tfw 14-88 tonight
>>65779101
The housekeeper for the halls m9
>they give arrogant students fucking maids because they're literal children who can't look after themselves
ah yes, that'll prepare them for the future
well worth £30,000
>>65779196
there was a post yesterday from the jap chan saying how stupid we are falling for his money grabbing tricks
>>65778678
give me one good reason why Hiro shouldn't ban mobile posters
>>65778914
lads
>Cuadrilla wins two-years fight to frack for shale gas in northern England, a decision that will help establish the potential of UK reserves
Thoughts lads?
>Going to a finance talk later
>just found out that its a "smart attire" dress code
>wearing polo and jeans
Am I in trouble? I really would like to work for this firm?
>>65779273
Don't get a new car you wasteman. Trying to lose money or something?
>>65779260
I know, I saw that but someone was always going to say it regardless of how real the situation is, we also know moot allegedly struggled for years to support the site and now we have literally no ad revenue so it's not completely unbelievable.
>>65779285
Good shit. I can't believe so many people were against possible industry and jobs.
>>65776949
I knew a bloke who got friendzoned by a prozzie. Is it the same lad as /brit/?
He lives in Melbourne and plays vidya while claiming bennies
>>65779285
>Cuadrilla
Stop using Spanish names for your companies.
>>65779345
how autistic are you that this would bother you
>>65779238
>implying I paid 30 grand
>>65779345
What does that even mean?
Really don't like the direction the English are dragging the UK down lads.
It's scary. Hateful. It's going to ruin a lot of lives and it's going to ruin the UK. I really do hope Scotland can get out.
>>65779384
>making an early thread when there's already an old thread up
cancer
>>65776939
>>65776939
>>65776939
>>65776939
ACTUAL NEW
WASTE NOT WANT NOT
>>65779146
Go give Laci Green an armpit job
>>65779383
Gang or band. Literally a group of four person.