/brit/

alri lads

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Reminder that Classical philosophy and its morality is the only correct position.
reminder that Plato was right

better OP pic than the other thread tbf

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I, I will be King

shilling for this thread as OP made it upon my request

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>>65777045
'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
Yes we're lovers, and that is that

Go on

>>65777111
chekt

>>65777045
>>65777086
good post

As an Englishman, whenever I hear one of my own sing be it on radio or in the streets, I hear the groans of a dying rabbit.

It is disgraceful when all the best music in the British Isles come not from England. Rather they come from Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Calvin Harris is Scottish
One Direction is just horrible cancer
Rixton are Irish
The Script are Irish
The singer of Lush Life was a French immigrant

Due to this, I now apologize for unbearable English music.

I urge all my fellow Englishmen to do the same too.

>>65777423
really got me thinking

>>65777423
hm

i can lift you up. i can show you what you wanna see and take you where you wanna be

doing a poo

Thoughts on this post?

>>65779504
hmm

>>65779504
ok

>>65779382
>>65779382
>>65779382

the new

fuck this JF

>>65779504
acceptable

Really don't like the direction the English are dragging the UK down lads.

It's scary. Hateful. It's going to ruin a lot of lives and it's going to ruin the UK. I really do hope Scotland can get out.

>>65779514
*gets over the PA*
Clean up Aisle 3
*watches as the janny scrambles to work*

>>65779514
australia is not jf you fucking newfag fuck off

>>65779519
Explain what you mean by "the direction"

>>65776962
>>65777045
>>65777086
dumb congolombians

>>65779544
One Direction

HATE thailad tbphwya

>>65779544
An isolationist, xenophobic rightism.

LOVE thailad tbphwya

>civic nationalism when Scotland does it
>racist nationalism when England does it

hmm

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hey lads, it's me, Joe.

having a thing, right now

>>65779561
lel, compared to basically everywhere outside the EU the UK is the exact opposite of all these things.

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:)

>>65779586
alri joe

>>65779557
me too

>>65779598
Is that Chat Noir on the right?

>>65779583
Yeah.

You see the trick is, don't hate foreigners and brown people.

>>65779598
frogs out

>>65779615
frogs in

>>65779594
Have you been keeping up with the news for the last few months?

>>65779614
>don't hate foreigners
But the Scottish are very rude to English

>>65779614
scottish independence is just as dumb as brexit

gf just gave me a blowjob and then fucked off home

think i'll marry her

>>65779624
We're not. You're just too neurotic to understand the difference between legitimate criticism and baseless hatred when applied to you.

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>>65779624

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>>65779557
>>65779576
GOOD.. now fight to the death

>>65779614
because you take in far less foreigners and brown people

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> get a $50 gift card
> try to buy a $40 game on steam
> can only use USD
> mfw card is declined because 40USD right now is 51AUD

FUCKING YAAAAAANKKKSSSS

>>65779623
What do you have in mind?

>>65779629
The EU never seriously threatened British sovereignty. That's a simple fact.

It is also a simple fact that being in the UK tramples Scotland's sovereignty.

>>65779654
photoshop her frown around

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>>65779687

>>65779651
>being anti-immigration is baseless hatred and le i hate brown people

ahh yes ignoring all the legitimate arguments

whereas you lot just hate england for the sake of it.

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WHERE'S THAILAD? I WANNA BEAT HIM UP

>>65779673
The sheer delusion surrounding the outcomes of Brexit, the rise hate crime, the extremely worrying stuff coming out of the Tory party conference, any given issue of the Express, Daily Mail or Sun.

>>65779680
except the part where you have your own parliamant and make your own decisions which we can't vote on, yet still expect to be able to vote on our decisions

you scots are a joke suffering from full blown scouser special snowflake syndrome

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>>65779699
You won't even see me

>>65779680
sovereignty is essentially a meme at this point

what about mancunian sovereignty? cornish sovereignty? marlowian sovereignty?

no point in dividing the country up in a whole bunch of petty kingdoms

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>>65779696
that's cheating

>>65779727
think again...
*disappears and reappears behind you*

time for you to take the BWD (translator note: big white dick)
*bends you over and fucks your small little tight asian boipucc

>>65779707
>any given issue of the Express, Daily Mail or Sun.

An issue of the Daily Mail is more problematic than third world nations and their horrendous human rights records, hmmm

>>65779697
But none of the arguments are legitimate. They fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. And even then, a lot of the anti-immigration rhetoric isn't motivated by the """legitimate""" arguments, it IS motivated by baseless fear and loathing.

>>65779665
bit racist how steam still hasn't gotten around to adding AUD, i mean we're the fifth most traded currency (higher than canadian dollars and yet THEY get to be on steam)

>>65779743
setting the bar high I see

>>65779755
IT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS

gonna go spend me giftcard on some rum instead i think lad

>>65779755
Because Australia is an irrelevant shithole.

>Among those employed in Scotland, 92% have been born in the UK. The remainder are evenly split, with 4% having been born in the EU and the remaining 4% from other parts of the world.
>In the UK as a whole, around 16% of employees have been born outside the UK.

Scotcucks are so pro immigration because they haven't felt the disadvantages of it yet. You'll be complaining when areas turn into all muslim shit holes

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ah yes better not mention to that anti-australia nonce about how successful his colonies are and how much of a miserable failure that fucking cuck island known as britain is

pooing a do

>>65779789
like i said, our currency is the fifth most traded in the world and is ranked higher than stupid leaf dollars

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taking it all in...

>>65779740
Please enrich me too

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>>65779764
>People are being massacred in the Phillipines who cares but did you happen to see today's daily mail paper? Disgusting that is!

bought my mum a new pair of tits

>>65779725
The parliament with only a fraction of the powers most Scots want, and which can be unilaterally dissolved by the English dominated UK parliament.

>yet still expect to be able to vote on our decisions

I do not think Scottish MPs should be able to vote on laws that don't affect them. That said, I think the current EVEL laws are very bad at designating which laws don't affect Scotland.

Plus there's the fact we are having Brexit imposed on us by a government that absolutely 100% does not represent the will of the Scottish people.

>>65779830
Well done England, you're not as bad as The Philippines

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downloading video games while my room mate tries to play DOTA2

pound for pound, australia is more relevant than canada

i mean, if our populations were the same, we'd beat them easily. their only claim to fame is being america lite

>>65779838
It's a good job you voted to leave the UK when you were given the opportunity then, isn't it?
Would be pretty embarrassing to voluntarily stay part of it then complain about sharing a government haha can you imagine

>>65779863
wouldn't mind pounding some canadian pussy hahaha bless x

what is it with poor neighborhoods and mattresses lying around?

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>>65779838
>Scotland has less people than Yorkshire
>Has it's own parliment and over 50 seats available for MPs

Fuck off, Yorkshire should be getting more power not Scots.

FUMING lads

fucking twat of an ex gf has given all my clothes I left at her's to her fucking BROTHER and he keeps showing off with them

Good mind to fucking leather them both, few nice Cos and Jil Sander bits in there

>>65779728
But the UK is not a country. It is a conglomeration of different nations. Scotland is one such nation and has been a distinct cultural entity for over 1000 years. What's more, the simple fact is the current make up of the UK simples does not serve the will of the Scottish people, and they must have the right to leave if they so wish.

>>65779838
You voted to be a part of the UK. We are one.

I'm really sorry that your specific region of the UK didn't like the outcome of the brexit referendum.

My constituency voted against the Brexit too. Clearly it doesn't represent the will of my people. Should I start an independence movement?

That's democracy you fucking spastic, you don't always get the outcome that you personally want.

>>65779880
Time to take back control

>>65779873
would absolutely love to BRUCE a french canadian bird, that's on my bucket list

>>65779881
>and they must have the right to leave if they so wish

They did, and voted to stay

just got me sister's ex boyfriend clothing lads, he dresses like a fucking fairy hahaha

FUCK sakes i have to study

FUCK

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

think the gf will be breaking up with me soon

>>65779743
Irrelevant to the discussion.

>>65779800
What a retard. Of course they want immigration, but immigration from EU. Once you idiots have leaved it you would inevitably have to loosen your immigration laws to replace EU immigrants. They don't want it and want to leave and reunite with EU to have an access for European labor instead of Hindus.
Also what Muslims are you talking about, lol. You have some pakis but overwhelming majority of non EU immigrants in Britain are Indians, Carribeans and Africans.

>>65779880
>Cos and Jil Sander
No idea what this is

>>65779871
Well that's my point. We should have, and I fairly certain we will in the near future given the option.

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> you were born in a diverse society free of hate

who else /hungover/ here?

>>65779941
>lose
>that didn't count, best 2 out of three

MAN TRY TO SAY HE BETTER THAN ME

>>65779941
You won't be given the option. You were given your opportunity and you didn't take it.

The government is not going to allow you to perpetually disrupt the entire country with endless referendums until you change your mind.

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>>65777777

>>65779967
TELL MY MAN SHUT UP
man seeing him live in Maga really was something

Anyone else going to see Death Grips in London this month?

>>65779978
based pass owners

>>65779904
Going to crush you under my FW07 Dior Homme combat boots

>Kylie Minogue's British fiance has said the couple won't get married until same-sex marriage becomes legal in Australia.

#SayIDoDownUnder

>>65779878
I actually agree. I feel if the UK were to work fairly that it should be within a federalist system similar to Germany's, with England getting about 3 regional parliaments. But that's not going to happen for the same reason that it's impossible fpr Scotland to get a fair deal in the UK; power is concentrated in the southeast of England and they don't want to lose any of it.

done a wake up

>>65780009
*rubs your willy*

hmm i think i need some breakfast >;3

>>65780002
Gay marriage? Legal in Australia? Psh, I should be so lucky

>>65780002
>bawww it's not fair the english man always keeping us down

we LITERALLY said okay, you can leave if you want. and you LITERALLY said n-no we didn't mean it s-sorry...

absolutely pathetic "country"

dog did a poo on the carpet

the little runt shall be sleeping outside tonight

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> scots
> irish
2/3s of the fucking british isles gets cucked by the English throughout history and yet they have the AUDACITY to think they're superior

>>65780015
N-NOO....let go...I am straight

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>>65780083
*rubs your finger up your shaft*
hmmmm....ah yes...very interesting

>>65777423
novelist is from the uk though

>>65780097
S-Stop this Aussie shitposting now

S-Stopp.. It's not getting hard it's not getting hard

>>65780070
>Australians

You're literally worse

Bit sad that /k/ has such a generic weaboo banner for their board desu

>>65779888
But it isn't the outcome I personally want. It is the outcome my nation as a whole (over 60%) voted for. Scotland and Northern Ireland should not be dragged out the EU against their will.

it started in a small club

now it's in a bigger club

>>65779998
Pathetic.

>>65779900
True. But this shouldn't be a once in a lifetime opportunity, it should be a safeguard that is always available.

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>>65780151
> some backwards muslim shithole calling me worse when i'm fucking #2 HDI

PRAY FOR ME MY BRETHREN FOR MY SIDES HAVE FORSAKEN ME

>>65780183
Sounds like an erection

>>65780207
>i don't like the outcome, so we should vote again until we get the result I want

Mugabe-tier logic

watching videos of people being evicted on youtube lads

*sits in the shadows, waiting for my opportunity*

ah yes the kraut is once more fantasizing of removing the jews from their households

>>65780070
You're literally a Scots/Irish/English/criminal mongrel.

>>65780209
Australians are the worst of the British, all fucked on one big island

Fact

Bought an Xbox One and I really don't want it haha

how much are they even worth?

>>65780177
And I'm saying neither did my constituency. We should not be dragged out of the EU against our will.

Or maybe, just maybe, we have to accept that we are a part of Union and the Union makes decisions as a whole and not start crying when things don't go our way.

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>>65780246
> all fucked on one big island

as opposed to all fucked on one LITTLE island?

Bought my clown outfit for tonight lads ahahahahhaahhahahaa

This is better /éire/.

>>65780219
If Scots want to have a referendum, and if they want to leave then it is entirely undemocratic for the UK government to refuse it. We should have the option open to us, and if we did want it we'll take it. If not, we won't no problem.

neverendum

>>65780287
But Scots don't want to leave, they voted to stay. Remember

cuisine and sexuality are two concepts that proves that the Human does not classifies under being an "animal"

reading /brit/ as is my wont

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YEEHEEE BLIMEY THIS BE BETTER THAN THE LASSES OVER IN ME HOMELAND'S GENERAL YEEHAH!

>>65780249
Scotland is a distinct cultural and national entity and has been for over 1000 years.

Your constituency isn't. You're not being dragged out of the EU as part of the UK, you're being dragged out as part of England.

Again, the UK is not a country. It is a conglomeration of countries.

will absolutely WALLOP any irish"man" in this thread

the EU is a country

>>65780327
foy

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2bh

>>65780327
>>65780349
intrigued by these posts

>>65780327
You're Goddamn right.

>>65780349
You're an absolute sissy like your father and his father before him. Couldn't even beat some police.

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WIPPOH! FUN FACT ME FELLOW ENGLISHMEN! IF YE BEAT YE WIFE JUST HARD ENOUGH SHE BLEEDS ALL OVAH YER POTATOES!

TALK ABOUT SAVING MONEY ON HERBS AND SPICES WAHAH!

>>65780356
I am so sorry for my friend's inconsiderate display of racism

We brits are friendly and tolerant of all cultures and race

>>65780316
The 2014 referendum only speaks for the opinion of Scots back in 2014.

The Union which Scots voted to stay a part of is dead. It's gone and it's never coming back. That means the 2014 referendum is irrelevant. Scots wanted wanted to be part of a stable UK in the EU. Now we have an unstable, isolationist UK which will try (and almost certainly fail) to make its own way in the world. That, very simply, is not what Scots voted for.

>>65780390
foy

>>65779651

>Implying Scots are smart enough to differentiate legimate criticism from baseless hatred

t. Scot

ey bumbaclot giv mi ur fone on mi famili

>>65780316
>>65780400
At this point it feels as if Scotland is handcuffed to a corpse.

>>65780400
I mean it literally was but okay

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are rich

>>65780400
>and almost certainly fail)
oh just shut up you horrible little worm
I could literally unscrew your head

>>65780400
You're absolutely right, there should be a vote for referendum whenever something different happens in the UK!!

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GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME I HAD A MILDLY STRESSFUL DAY TODAY BETTER DRINK MY WEIGHT IN ALCOHOL BECAUSE I'M FUUUCKING IRISH

stupid mick monkies

>>65780388
you couldnt even mash potatoes because there wasn't any hahahahahahahhaa

might poo later if its alright with you lads

https://soundcloud.com/dvsndvsn/faithful-dvsn-remix

what a tune

>>65780451
Show me your poo license

>>65780445
foy

>>65780428
More like a leech sucking blood from the host.

>>65780431
bet his pinkie fingernail has grown too big and he's scratching it off

>>65780400
holy shit! yesterday i bought chicken to eat for dinner tonight but that was yesterday so that only speaks for my opinion yesterday!

really makes the cogs turn round in my noggin!

wtf i hate brexit now!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>65780400
>decisions have consequences
by george, I think they're getting it!

>>65780450
Yeah I mashed your mum instead.

>>65780445
>can't handle his drink
lightweight aussie abos

dumb tenants trying to get out on a technicality haha

>>65780440
Be fair, the UK leaving the EU is the biggest change to the UK in generations. It may actually be more important then joining was, ironically.

>>65780490
I am so sorry on behalf of all Anglo peoples

We are not racist

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>Scots

>>65780400
Scots are such babies

which one of you cunts turned off my power? I'll fuckin' getcha

got the job, lads. wish me luck for monday

>>65780400
>The 2014 referendum only speaks for the opinion of Scots back in 2014
hey hey you're right! We should do a referendum once a year to see if they change their minds!
Fuck off Angus McAllister

turned off some bender's power hahaha

heard him cussing a mile away, bless him

>>65780563
Wats the job m8?

turned off the leccy in runt shed 6F for maintenance

can already hear them going nuts in there! heheheh

>>65780563
Congrats.

>>65780552
Me. I did it.

>>65780582
Stop stealing my great power heist.

HOWLING

just saw some british and australian lads turn off some runt's power supply

>>65780588
Customer care for a large cemetery. Guess I'm fine with death so I'm going to help others

Haha I have a great idea lads! Let me make a generic joke r-right, but here's where it gets interesting! I TYPE IT IN MY ACCENT!!!!

Haha, top quality """patter""" right boys?

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what a nice day to stop the flow of electrons

>>65780624
*buys you a mug that says "undertakers do it with a stiffy"*

Embezzled a few thousand yo-yos from the job again lads.


>>65780648
Comedic GENIUS.

>>65780609
delete this

>>65780624
do you help the skeletons

should be illegal to speak anything other than english on the internet

lads, today's date is a palindrome

6102016

>>65780705
After hours I will m8

>>65780705
How about I make you cry, bleed, and beg for mercy, maggot? Mercy that will not come. You will die at the hands of a clown. How does this make you feel? Weak? Pathetic? Yeah, I thought so, you little bitch

>>65780648
>the current state of scottish humor

>>65780729
that doesn't answer my question unless you're a skeleton x

>>65780706
ferme ta gueule

>when your roll your shoulders back and you can hear your back crack

Ah yes

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>>65780730

What's the word when you're being too picky about something and constantly keeping tabs on it

Not paranoid

Put like 6 espresso shots in a mug and downed it to keep myself awake lads

Just wagie things

the netherlands barely have a culture

>>65780648
>>65780762
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*upvotes*

I consider myself something of an intellectual. While most "men" prefer to talk about sports, small talk, and other mindless dribble, I prefer conversing on astrophysics, the meaning of existence, and many other interesting topics. I consider myself to be highly skilled in the art of intellectual discussion. This proves to be quite the challenge in a city filled with brainless cretins and vapid whores who are content with getting "wasted" and making small talk. I sometimes feel as though I was born in the wrong era as I feel much more comfortable in a high class environment, sipping a single malt scotch amongst civilized people than I am "turning up" to wretched, ignorant rap music in a night club. Because of this, it can be difficult to meet people so I am turning to the help of /brit/.

>>65780774
pernickity

>>65780810
terrible fedora bait

I'M NOW BLACK

>>65780813
A more formal one?

Blackpool is NOT a nice place whatsoever, lads. It is not pretty. Just in case any of you lads were planning to spend your hols in Blackpool

really need to head out to the shop but can't be arsed LOL

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haha, tasty

>>65780743
>france
>white

>>65780438
>>65780440
>>65780471
>>65780483
>>65780485
>>65780545
>>65780576
Blown away by the quality of these arguments lads.

>>65780875
ah yes
aussie banter

hmm

shopkeeper from Germany here, using my mum's internet (explains the flag), hope that twat who speaks English doesn't come into my shop

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>24 C
>9:45 pm

fucking hell lads

>>65780840
punctilious, fastidious

WHO JUST KICKED MY DOG

Hey rorke
*waves*

bit cold out

Just punted this Australian rat thing

Just kicked some Aussie prick's dog lads

>>65780730
>Germans commenting on other country's sense of humour

Literally the only German comedy I know is that blonde lady that does TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS IN PUBLIC and is HORNY LIKE A GUY IS, isn't that AMAZING?

Fucking battered some gay's dogger.

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lost 8kg in 3 weeks
just another 53 to go

someone just kicked me
I'm just a dog :(

>>65780934
>>65780935
>>65780941
Unoriginal runts

>>65780937
Jokes on you as I'm not german

Also you're right, germans generally are not funny

>>65780962
all me

arf I'm a dog and a gang of brown dwarf runts just kicked me in me ruff place

Who THE FUCK blighted my potatoes?

I'll have you know that having been born on December 31st 1999, I am appalled at your bashing on my people, the 90's kids. I'll also have you know that I played Pokemon blue on my Gameboy advance about ten years after the god damn game came out when I was five years old. Being a 90's kid in today's society is very difficult because for some reason people never take me seriously once I've mentioned more than five great things about the 90's in a conversation about current events. Um, current is a relative term you plebians. God. And I mean, I grew up with movies like star wars, you cant deny that. Yep, episodes 1, 2, and 3, who needs the boring old ones anyway. I like to play Pokemon blue and watch star wars the phantom menace while I bathe in my towns remaning supply of Ecto Cooler.

>bought some baking potatoes
>60-80 mins to cook

wtf? who the fuck can wait that long?

>>65780985
Odd that I remember NYE 1999 so vividly despite only being seven years old at the time

Wish it was 1997 again

>>65781013
Microwave them then.

>>65781013
that's how long a baked potato takes, matey

you can also microwave them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmtWgkxMlRw banger

>>65781028
>>65781038
package doesn't say anything about microwaving

>>65780907
Thanks senpai, the word I was looking for was pedantic but I got it from putting your suggestion into the thesaurus

had a beer but im going for a run anyway

gotta get that #summerbod haha

(if some CRETIN tells me summer is over I'll put them in a headlock)

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>tfw to intelligent to go to uni

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.

>>65781060
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mate

summer's over mate

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Laaand of the freeeeeeeeeeee

dunno whether to inform this aussie bender that summer IS indeed, over.

>>65781072
uni is fuckin shit mate

i'd be better off sweeping chimneys

>>65781080
classic pre-Brexit pasta

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>w-w-we'll definitely v-vote for independence next t-time guys!!

>>65781095
sounds like a euphemism

who here sympathises with the plight of the junior doctors

Posted in a thread lads. It was gay.

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

Business idea: Fully federalise the UK, giving Wales and Scotland full tax-raising powers and the ability to legislate on anything except the armed forces.

junior doctors would make more money if the NHS was privatised

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>>65781082
>>65781084
subservient little fools dance to my whim

>>65781095
Sweep your mum's chimney.

>>65781141
Wales would have a 23% budget deficit

currently doing a poo, as i am posting this post

Harold Shipman was once a junior doctor.

Would YOU give him what ever it is they're asking for??

>>65781056
was gonna suggest that but the second half of your definition threw me off

>>65781153
gimmie a kiss x

>>65781111
I hear some of them won't be able to pay for a cleaner anymore :((

>>65781157
couldn't have laughed any less mate

>>65781158
Which we could deal with by getting rid of air duty so more tourists come

Will anything even change when we leave the EU? Seems like everybody just forgot about it tbqh

the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting

narcotics on me i be mad high

Not even looking at NOR acknowledging other posts. I am too enlightened for this drivel. You should feel honoured by my presence.

>>65781193
kek

if i ever get me hands on a banker there'll be HELL to pay i tell yer

if the bankers were allowed more bonuses there'd be more money for junior doctors

>>65781187
It's not a joke cunt sweep her fucking chimney it's full of ashes and shit it's going to catch fire you ungrateful child.

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to remain in the EU. Why you ask?

Cause I'm not actually fucking retarded.

>>65781199
i jus doent understand this tracy emin art

>>65781196
lots of things will change that no one really knows even exist, background stuff. But wait until next year, its not going to be a good one unless some miracles happen.

Business idea: take all the money in the world give everyone £3500 and see where we all end up

>>65781226
t. triggered student that was too busy smoking weed to vote then protested outside downing street for another election because it wasn't "democratically" right

>>65781141
This would be a good idea.

>>65781158
This speaks more to the failure of the current system to adequately serve Wales more than why reform would be bad.

normies..... nnnnnoooorrrmies

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ah yes

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>>65781251

>>65781261
because everyone has to agree with you, silly boy.

>>65780337
You voted not to be our own national entity you mongoloid. You voted to be a part of the UK and hence be bound by its decisions. Christ Scottish nationalists are thick

NEED a barratt home gf

>>65781262
>This speaks more to the failure of the current system to adequately serve Wales more than why reform would be bad.

How is more public spending bad for Wales?

>>65781251
just fuck my shit up

I can tell a good brit from a bad brit based on their brexit vote.

Remain = bad brit
Leave = good brit

>remain voters still upset
YOU LOST LMAO THE TEARS NEVER END

do you do you like it
is it is it wicked

>>65781291
>You voted not to be our own national entity

No we did not. We voted to continue to be part of a conglomeration of nations.

It's the difference between the EU and a single, mass European state.

Bremainers? More like Bremoaners! haha

>>65781291
Simply putting "Christ the Scottish are thick" would have been much better

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>>65781298
how do I rate?

>>65781294
Because Wales only need more public spending because the trajectory of its economy was decided several hundred miles from Wales by people who were not Welsh and who had no vested interest in what was best for Wales.

>>65781312
you see this attitude from brexiteers very often

too dumb to comprehend the consequences of brexit they're reduced to looking at it like a footie game where their side "won"

of course, in brexit everybody loses

>UKIP MEP Steven Woolfe taken to hospital

Did they get to him lads?

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What's your favourite flavour of Soace Invaders lads?

>>65781328
>>65781341
Would have been just as effective as well mate. The lads literally attempting to say the UK isn't a country. Like talking to a brick wall

>>65781366
Fiscal transfers are necessary for large economically diverse currency areas

Hearing my middle-aged female colleagues talk about men is absolutely fascinating.

>>65781361
kill yourself

honestly

>Eastern Aleppo may face "total destruction" in two-and-a half months, with thousands killed, UN's Syria envoy says

So glad we left a dictator in charge to keep the country stable.

>>65781414
the scottish lads arguments are completely reasonable

>>65781429
However, the dire state of Wales economy and subsequent need for subsidy is the result of Westminster governance.

Ugly women makes me feel less conscious about wearing skirts in public.

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>>65779382
>>65779382
>>65779382

ngl I just voted leave for the memes and happenings

>>65781414
That's British nationalism talking, not reason.

>>65781450
trying