/cum/

>make a masturbation joke
>nobody laughs

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goodnight /cum/

why are americans killing clowns

asking for a friend

>>65776235
night lad

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>>65776231
>make a woodsy owl thread
>everybody's comfy

>>65776242

clowns are appearing in random palces all over the country. Its either a mass prank or promoting the new stephen king reboot

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>>65776254
don't do that

>>65776249
I thought about doing this but I'm not sure if it seems that comfy
Driving big rigs in cities and shit would absolutely kill me

>>65776281
It would probably be uncomfortable for a while but I'm sure after a year or so it'll be second nature just like driving a car or riding a bike

what music is /cum/ listening to. Be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lflXu4bRA8

Is there anything more pathetic than being a dog owner and having to pick up your pet's shit with a plastic bag in public

>>65776281
>>65776325
Driverless automobiles will make that job obsolete within 10 years max

>>65776348
Literally the only reason I don't have a dog desu

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>>65776320
perhaps woodsy owl has an owl gf with some big owl titties

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>>65776359
THEY'LL ALWAYS NEED MEN LIKE US

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pathetic, I just vomited all over the place around 4 times consecutively. help me woodsy!!

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Howdy, fellas!

Give a hoot! Don't pollute

>>65776396

waitaminute

thats a penis

>>65776348
>pick up your pet's shit with a plastic bag in public
kek first worlders

>>65776396
Fuck off homo

>>65776396
looks fucken tasty

>>65776348
>picking up your dog's shit

Literally why?

If you live in a city where you're only place to walk are busy sidewalks then you shouldn't own a dog in the first place

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i can beat anyone in /cum/ at stratego

>>65776430
Many neighborhoods on the more upper class side require you do it as well.

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>>65776393
woodsy doesn't actually clean shit up, mate
you're supposed to avoid making a mess in the first place
that's literally what woodsy is teaching you, ya dense son of a bitch

>>65776439

I dont know how to play stratego, so probably

>>65776439
I call BS. I'd defeat you any day.
>>65776449
How do I avoid making a mess? It just all came regurgitating out, I couldn't help it

>>65776439
I thought this meme died

>>65776478
Swallow as it's coming up desu senpai

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YOU

JUST

KNOW

>>65776496
That would probably make me vomit more violently after

If a man shits in the woods and Woodsy the owl isnt around to see it, does he give a hoot?

>>65776491
>I thought this meme died
i-is this a meme?

>>65776514
Just keep swallowing until the feeling goes away
Drink it down with somethingif you want

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>>65776518
yes

>>65776542
Good idea, well goodnight now, I just experienced a microsleep

>>65776521
I remember a little bit of stratego posting in /cum/ about a year ago, but it died before it could have taken off.

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>>65776512
>Smokey
Manly american cowboy bear, doing tough stuff like preventing fires
>Woodsy
Faggy, british robin hood, bitching about polution, but doesn't actually do anything besides nagging.

Smokey > Woodsy

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>"do what you love anon! what could possibly go wrong!"

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>>65776621

>5 years of college later

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>>65776586
how about you shut your dirty god damn kraut trap before woodsy flies to your backwoods bavarian homestead and talon-fucks your sister to death

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>>65776621
>tfw music
true pain and suffering

>>65776444
Really. Fuck off.

We all know you will kill yourself before 40. So stop fucking around and acting out online. Just get it over with you subhuman garbage.

>>65776641
change your attitude canuck
be nice

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>>65776641
Jokes on him, I'm not in Bavaria.

>>65776660
over the line

>It's an "Oscar commits Insurance Fraud" episode

>>65776660
don't be a scumbag bud this man is in need of help can't you see

>>65776655
What do you even do with music?

>>65776663
it was woodsy

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>>65776679

forgot pic

>>65776690
that's not the woodsy I know and love

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I wonder what it's like falling asleep before real west coast hours

>>65776708

I hear it causes insomnia and erectile dysfunction

>>65776728
I have both those yet am always awake during the real nigga hours
how do you explain that

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>>65776686
Get more music degrees. Teach. If you're lucky you get on with an ensemble or orchestra. I've tried, but obviously not hard enough
>"j-just practice 4 hours a day and you are golden anon!"
okay, I practice almost 6 hours a day.
>"a-at least you get to do what you love!"
Not really, I'm poor and I will never land my dream job because it's too competitive

>>65776747

well you probably have insomnia becuase of the erectile dysfunction

and you probably have erectile dysfunction because you fap to all the softcore porn on /cum/ during RNH

its a vicious cycle

>>65776751
join a band, it's unlikely but maybe you become successfull. Look at people like Justin Bieber who became famous by uploading his stuff on youtube.

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Real nigga reporting in

>>65776751
What instrument do you play? I-I play the bass guitar.

>>65776621
I went from paleontologist to exploration geologist in a heartbeat because of six figures.
Can't say I regret it. I can still do fossil hunting on my own time.

>>65776825

I could play Rhythm

we could make a band

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ahaaaaaaaa

BTFO
T
F
O

>Pleb tier
Porn
>Patrician tier
Smut
>God tier
Dirty thoughts
>Master of all that is divine tier
Lucid wet dreams
>Supreme being tier
Jerking off to a video of yourself jerking off

>>65776825
cello has always been my main instrument. Alternatively I play piano but dear god I'm nowhere near that great at it compared to those who have been on the instrument forever.
>>65776792
I've thought about doing videos, but I would need a camera and a mic, which are expensive, who knows, that could work though. If I can't find somewhere in this country where I can play professionally by 2018 I might just change careers.

>>65776888

>rankings in ascending order

who does this

something I love in porn is when the girl is riding the guy cowgirl style, and keeps doing it relentlessly until he can't help but orgasm deep inside of her.

and I'm curious, why is this so hot to me? is it something psychological about the struggle of trying to hold back but not being able to that does things to my brain chemistry?

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>>65776877
oh shit

>>65776904
True, but maybe you can find a cheap one via Ebay or something similar.

>>65776904
I actually admire you for at least trying, but hey if it doesn't work then it doesn't work, at least you did your best. I was too scared about monies and jobs so I just did CS.

>>65776920
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=908900697

>>65776916
Your mom

>>65776708
Feels good. West coast is full of faggots so I usually get to avoid them.

>>65777034

and yet here you are

>>65777054
Guess you missed the 'usually' you cock smoking homo

>>65777009
That's some good shit right there.

>>65776976
Well thanks, I know it was stupid, but I did it anyway. Heck I know there are prodigies out there and really damn talented people. I know I'm good, but I'm not as good as a lot of other people. So it's not surprising. For example, I teach private lessons for now at a music school, and one of my students is already incredibly talented, I'm in disbelief of how good he is already at such a young age (asian obviously), he's the type of person who makes it far in this, only a handful, maybe 1-2% of musicians make it to very well paying positions as a professional. I'd be content just to be middle of the pack. We'll see what happens.
>>65776969
True, mayb I'll start saving up. I don't see how it could do me any harm.

>>65777104

bruh you mad as fuck

>>65777142
At least you could say you've tried. I don't know how complicated things are, but if you get a microphone you could record demos and send them to different labels. I think this is Zukunfstmusik (what a pun) but again, other people succeeded this way, so why should it be impossible for you?

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hello?
florida?

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>>65777464
Not yet. It's right off the coast of Miami.

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>>65777491
good bye florida

I had a friend who moved from Florida and he told me Hurricanes were fun to be in. He said he'd watch the storm outside then go out in an innertube or raft or something and just ride through the floodwaters around town

>going down the interstate at 75 mph at 3 AM with the music blaring
bizarre mixture of comfy and suicidal

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>>65777521
>75 mph

>>65777550
have you driven at 3 am without streetlights lad? that's 'can't see past your headlights' lighting

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>>65777501

>>65777521
doing 68 mph on a surface street (if this is the term for Landstraße) in the rain at 3 am is scary as fuck.

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>>65777662
I think you're talking about what we call county roads if I'm translating properly
Scariest roads to drive on by far are the 2 lane sections of county roads imo

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Not even jewgle can stop the trump train

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04:27 and I just found out how the mice have been getting into the apartment. Tore that place apart.

I have work tomorrow, but fuck it; this is an amazing discovery.

One of my cats has decided to sleep near their port of entry, the other is keeping a watchful eye from across the living room. And now we play the waiting game...

any fellow south floridians on here? What the fugg, are we gonna die or what.

>>65777778
country road literally means Landstraße, I don't know why I didn't use that term instead.
It was a road like that and it was dark as fuck. For some reason I didn't slow down, thinking about it now, that was pretty retarded. For some reason people always die on these roads. Generally country roads are fun to drive in my opinion, but it sucks at night, because of the animals that cross and the general darkness.

>>65777844
>multiple cats
>that grody cabinet and floor

I know for a fact your place smells like cat piss

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>>65777849
Central here. I've been watching it all night inching close to Miami.

>>65777871
Not gonna lie I just assumed its literal meaning was "land road" and assumed it meant county road
I should probably be ashamed of myself since I have several years of formal education in German, but whatever. I figured it out without using Google translate so I'm proud of myself

>>65777887
>that grody cabinet and floor

The bottom cabinets are mostly storage for chemicals and tools. Why should it be clean? As for the floor...I have no excuse. The kitchen sink leaks down the back and I can't be bothered to clean the spill after every use, so there's buildup.

>>65777914
I'm 10 mins north of Miami, so I'll be dedded soon. I have fucking work tomorrow lmao.

>>65777871
>country road
Oh wait actually there is a difference
We call them county roads. Missing the 'r'

>>65777946
We use the Word Land for country and land as well. It can mean both.
Land as countryside or more rural areas with a lot of farming and Land as a nation.

>>65777986
I just noticed that. Anyways, we are talking about the same type of roads.

I am the biggest skeptic on the face of the earth but driving home tonight I know I saw a giant lizard walking on two legs by the road. Reason why I'm scared?
1. I'm losing my mind and hallucinating for no reason
2. Lizard people exist and are living among us.
3. Both of these things are happening at the same time

>>65777969
What the hell dude. Even the stores around here are closing early.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0

good old keks

>>65778007
>We use the Word Land for country and land as well. It can mean both.
I should really know this

Anyway, part of the problem with our county roads is that the counties maintain them, not the state or the federal government. So the road quality can vary wildly in a way that doesn't really happen on the interstate

>>65778033
who /oldfagmemes/ here

>>65778062
I'm not sure who has to take care of these streets here, I think it's the federal states duty, so the situation is relatively similar here.

>>65778012
Losing my mind is honestly one of my greatest fears.

>>65778012
Probably just a hallucination, happens to a lot of people.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIckUKKhdA

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Here it fucking comes. Probably another hour until proper landfall.

Man, I sure do love pussy

(especially boipussie)

>>65777034
Why hello there~

>>65779600
Are you me?

>>65779724

No, you are me

enjoying a nice cup of coffee

>>65779753
Maybe...

>>65779753
>>65779724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC7VvfDjr_k

>>65779767
>not going for a nice vanilla late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KP62TE1prs

>>65776201
>>65776245
Woodsy Owl is real? I thought that was a south park thing.
That episode must have been very disturbing for Americans

>>65780235
It was funny tbqh

>>65780310
>no woodsy, don't touch my peepee m'kay

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>>65780325

Have a good day :DDDD

>>65780504
paldies :DDDD

>>65780235
I used to have a Woodsy shirt that said, "If not you, then who?" Then I got fat, and it doesn't fit anymore.

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>>65780598
>then I got fat
>flag
I'm shocked

>>65778012
It could be temporary psychosis. Are you under a lot of stress?

>>65780643
>I'm shocked

i think you meant "I've blown up"

>>65780643
Even if he didn't I don't see most adults fitting into a ten year olds T-shirt.

>>65780643
>a shirt that fit when I was 19 doesn't fit at 31
>a person's body changes with age
see >>65780679
Visiting /cum/ to make fat jokes, huh? The rest of the board must be slow.

>if you like to gamble, i'll tell you i'm """your man"""

kek'd 2bh

yeah

sure

Good morning :D

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>>65780761
>thinking about int irl
I took a 6 month break when I was at pic, and I found myself thinking "hurr durr muh cunt better" instead of feeling genuine pride. This site really is toxic as hell.

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I'm NOT gay !
I DON'T want to have a dick in my ass!

Sinus infections are no joke

>>65782959
Not all gays like dick in their ass.
>>65783002
fosho

>I DON'T want to have a dick in my ass!
What are you, gay?

>>65782959
All Canadians are gay

RIP Southeast anons
F

>>65783012
But sodomy is sex.And in Homosexuality there is Sexuality.

>>65783302
show me

>>65783462
?

>>65783479
please

Doin a nasty poo

>Ate a shitload of salsa and chiltepin with soups for atleast 4 days nonstop
>Try to shit

Man it hurts, its been a while since the last time i felt like this.
And worse i have to take a bath and go to college in 50 minutes.

>>65783263
?

>>65783679
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-bahamas-florida-georgia-carolinas-forecast
Press F to Pay Respects

>>65782959
I wanna put my dick in your ass

>>65783591
tastes so good though, I'd say it's worth it

>>65784067
F

>>65784067
these Palmtrees are way stronger than I thought they'd be.

this threads quality is extremely poor

I had a dream that I was saving asian gravure idol Mikie Hara from the twin towers on september 11 only to get into a fight with a biker outside

Should I move to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan?

I live in Sudbury, Ontario right now. Rent for a shitty one bedroom downtown is ~750$, but then you have to content with Ontario hydro costs, Ontario gas costs, and Ontario costs for everything else. Also being perpetually cucked by Toronto.

For the same price I can get a much nicer, much larger apartment in Saskatoon. Wages are about the same, but everything seems so much less...grey.

>>65787169
You should post your benis you fucking faggot

>>65787227
I can't even post a link because mods are so ban-happy lately.

Just you wait, America-kun.

>>65787247
:3

Don't keep me waiting too long.

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I've calculated the HDI of counties in New England and New Jersey so far, with the PNW in progress. Oddly enough, the highest-developed county I found so far was Somerset County NJ, with an HDI of around .984. Really makes you think.

>>65787550
Do you have one for Nevada? I bet Clark County and Carson City are pretty different compared to the rest of the state.

>fat person gets off elevator

>Smells like McDonald's

?????????¿

I love England !

How much do u weigh /cum/?

210Ib here

>>65788033
fatass
130lb

>>65788103
How tall Are u

I'm 5'11

>fatass
Don't be rude

>>65788033
68kg | 150lbs.

193cm | 6'3".

I am the hungry skeleton.

>>65788162
6'3
i'm a god damn skeleton

>>65788223
Damn, son. I thought I was a skeleton, but we're the same height and you're 20lbs lighter.

I can already see all my bones, I don't want to imagine what you look like.

>>65788033
180 and 5'11 not fat :)

who else is /gettingfuckedupbymothernature/ this weekend

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>>65788705
East IN here, pretty comfy here tbqh

>>65788705
Smoking weed and eating mushrooms?

Fuck Indiana desu

>>65789074
this

>>65789074
Worst great lake state

>>65788033
165 lbs skinnyfat

>>65788705
Im disapointed. Looks like were not going to get much of the comfy rain up in New England

Spilled my coffee in class. Wouldn't be that big of a deal if my next class wasnt in the same room

>>65789074
at least we're not fucking michigan

*shocks /cum/ back to life with a defibrillator*

>>65776586
I went to the Smokey the Bear grave/museum, it was in New Mexico in some random ass small town. Pretty cool though

post if you think you're the fattest person in cum

250 pounds 5'11'' here

>>65790728

>being fat AND a manlet

really lost the genetic lotto there, didnt ya

>>65788033
A little under 175Ib

>>65790758
it's ok I live in a city with a bunch of mexicans

also I can change being fat when I get around to it

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>>65790805

>when I get around to it

>>65790834
tbf I used to way 270

>>65790857
how do you get that fat?

>>65788033
62kg/138lb

I don't eat american portions

People who draw for fun are so fucking lucky. I wish I could enjoy it again.

>>65791019
Skeltal or manlet?

>>65791002
I was fat since I was kid, didn't know what was going on until it was already a problem so I just didn't do anything about it until I got older

wake the fuck up, stupid normies

>>65788033
150lbs

>>65791080
Did you lose your arms or something

>the janny still does nothing

At what point does life stop being a joke? It seems to only be funny for everyone but me anymore

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the janny on the bottom

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janny on the left

>>65780750
>31
>on 4chan
>hasn't committed suicide
wew

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Argentinian faggot on pic related lmao

Open borders y/n

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actual argie faggot (me) on pic related lmao

>you have been temporally blocked
oh

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is this feathers OC? Sure looks like it lmao

*filters south america*

>>65788033
200 lbs @ 6'1"
Was 170 before I quit smoking cigarettes.
>>65792290
I'm married, employed, hate anime, etc.
I just have lots of free time.

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Me on the right

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eat this, fatties

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me on the left

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>I hate anime

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What do you do when someone asks you to marry them?
Went with a "haha, one day", but they're serious.

I have commitment issues, and puked twice this morning on my way to work from nervousness.

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played tourist guide for a chinese girl today, her first time in germany
as we walked along to city center some fucking clown beggar fuck whistled at her and before i could say just ignore him she was shaking his hand
motherfucker then looked at me and put his hand in my direction but i just gave him this "naw uh buddy fuck off" look and shook my head so he flipped me off lmao
fuck those gypsie fucks he didn't make an effort with his costume, was all dirty and nasty

at the train station i told a gypsie beggar slut to fuck off after she approached us for the third time with her puppy eyes shtick and the girl was shocked, made it clear to her tho that gypsies are human waste and she was coo

>>65792904
Reported

Kinda feel like taking a solo hallucinogenic trip. What do? No dxm, I'm not in highschool

>>65792510
no.

>>65793062
Take a bunch of fentanyl bruh

>>65793279
Shiite I might as well, canacuck

>>65792948
Is she your girlfriend?
You have a job, stop being a fucking KEK, man the fuck up and get married to this girl. The white race can't afford this nu-male shit.

>>65792902
>married
>Roman Catholic
I hate anime.

>>65793062
Shrooms are fun solo, especially with the right music.
If you were on the other side of the border, I'd hook you up.

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>mafia 3 launch is a complete mess

Euthanasia should be legal. People genuinely don't care about strangers' lives. Maybe they do to make themselves feel more moralistic or something, but ultimately, it does not affect them.
It should be allowed for people who really want it, I don't understand why it shouldn't be.

>>65788033
lightweight I never eat solid foods anymore
130 lbs

>not being a spooky skellington just in time for the halloween season

ISHYGDDT

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get in the car, we're going to flavor town

I have a boner.
How should I take care of it?

>>65795480

THOSE MEATBALLS JUST CHOLOROFORMED ME AND PUT ME IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR GOING STRAIGHT TO FLAVOURTOWN

>>65795547
use your own mouth

>>65795547

put it in a blender

>>65795564
I'm not that flexible ;-;

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>>65795563
>flavOURtown

>>65795362
U should be trap

>>65795665

Anime of the year

and after just 1 episode

god bless nippon

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>>65795418
>not hanging yourself in the front yard for halloween season so everyone will think your corpse is a prop

>>65795701

>hanging yourself in the yard
>not locking yourself inside and having an all day/night movie marathon of classic and campy spooks

>you will never be a skaterbro in america chilling with your friends at woodward

https://youtu.be/ARG7j5y4z7I


is life in america the best life?

>>65795665
Name?

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>>65795755

when will you learn

>>65795665
sweet jesus

>>65795681
Not a fag, my facial features aren't feminine enough for that
faggot

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What are you listening to buds?

https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc

>>65795756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FVSsNQ4Xa4

>>65795870
it isn't going to happen

on top of being socially awkward, you're a faggot

that's like doubling down on loneliness, so just do us and your family a big favor and off yourself

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>>65776201
Hey guys, what do you think? Calculations based on DV-2015 result say that I have 0.36% chance to win *GREEN CARD*.

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>>65795878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlmNYL50PkE

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>>65795911
>so just do us and your family a big favor and off yourself
someday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

>>65795943

godspeed, bud

>>65795943
You will win

>>65795878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBtH2YlNiNc

I am pleb.

>>65795911
You can't tell ppl to kill themselves without first doing it yourself
Otherwise, who's gonna listen to you?

>>65795943
I believe in you

>>65796040
I often kill myself before telling others.

>>65796335

I find that hard to believe

>>65796335
It is more effective that way, undoubtedly.

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what did she mean by this?

sometimes I wonder if I'm actually dead

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hmmmm......

I want to masturbate but the maid is here again. I suffer

>>65796825
Ask her to lend you a helping hand.

>>65796857
no, she is like 40 and fat

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I like my anime with thought provoking dialogues

>>65796899
and?

>dad telling me why Trump will win
>tell him hillary is going to win
>says something about "all you bernie supporters in your moms basements"
dad bringing the heat

>>65797051
i'm not into fat hispanic women

>>65797028
Don't forget gigantic tits and asses

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>Be Bernie voter
>Pissed that Shillary is the Democrat candidate
>Vote for Trump instead

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this is the logical conclusion to Anime

>>65788797

feels good

>>65789074
>>65789272
>>65789107

eat shit cucks, you hate us cause you ain't us

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>>65797222
That sign has probably triggered the fuck out of some lefties and other bums.

>>65797346
her toes look soooo fuccin succable man

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>dark souls 3 deluxe on sale for $60
neat

a co-worker noticed I lost weight :3

Are there any clubs that still play shit like this that aren't for pudgy old fucks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-e4hAQf9E

Who /baseball/ here?

>>65797522

Gay bars

>>65797560

*heres*

>>65797423
probably because the new DLC is coming out

>>65797521
Get out of here skelly

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>>65797560

>>65797560
I think they like baseball over in HELL

>>65797604
no, I have to be skeleton for Halloween

>>65797580
I never understood, are those only for gay people or is it just the emphasis?

>>65797423
>Playing Dark souls games
Literally "I wasted 20 hours to go 10 feet and you're shit unless you waste those hours too" circlejerkery

>>65797699
git gud

>>65797624
Hell sounds like a place for real hetero American men

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>>65797699
I put like 200 hours into the first game and had plenty of fun
I don't know what you're on about

>>65797688

Both really

>>65797699
plebian please

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>>65797560


>>65797624

t. fatherless communist

MLB > shit > nfl

>>65797395
Need a Muslim princess in the states for school to rub her pampered feet on my pee pee.
>>65797560
My team isn't in it but I'm still gonna watch a few games over the weekend.

>>65797699
This desu, you might as well just play memory games, same effect and you can get them for 99 cents on the App Store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9BhqTPCPI

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where are the commies?

>>65797699

become proficient

>>65797889
>>65797788
theres one

>>65797847
>memory games
it's funny because there's really people who need so much hand holding in video games that they think this is true

>>65797927

t. "I hate America's pastime"

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>>65797927

hows it going lads

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>>65797788
enjoy madbums arm falling off

>>65797889
Find out who doesn't like baseball
They are communists

>>65797973

enjoy getting shutout just like every other team

>>65797969
great, i was unironically at the theater

how are you?

>>65797969

It was good until the Connecticut gommunist showed up

National League > American League

>>65797928
Dark souls 3 is a memory game. You remember what animations of the enemies do what. You fuck up once and you can get chained to death. Also traps.

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>>65798022
lot's of (You)s today
im feeling alright

>>65798024
sasuga least coast

>why yes I like baseball
lol, you into prune juice too grandpa?

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>>65798072

>>65797522
There are still some new wave clubs but they're really like those 1800's villages, their only purpose as a historical novelty and thats their schtick. They're usually more family friendly things. Drug use is extremely discouraged and a lot of times there isn't even drinking

>>65795564
I'm flexible enough to do this, never tried though.

>>65798101
>why yes I am a nu-male

>>65798101

>be VIRGINia
>claim to be the cornerstone of everything america represents
>turns its back on its national pastime despite DC having a team in the playoffs

>>65798024
You're a communist

How do I drop dead

Hello Americans, have you ever tried HAGGIS?

>>65798216

I'd never take the 'chance' at being a communist

>>65798186
>flexible enough to do it
>hasnt tried it
I 100% don't believe you

>>65798265
new

>>65798156
>Drug use is extremely discouraged

I'd like to see them try to stop me

>>65798273
It's 2 gross 4 me.
I can't even watch non-vanilla porn.

>>65798206
I watch football, golf, and playoff hockey, exclusively

>>65798214
i didn't even know it was the playoffs