(you) wake up in Alert, Canada What do?

take another swig of listerine

>>65773773
Shoot myself.

Steal maple syrup and shove it in your mum's beaver

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>>65773929
Don't forget to feed his thinly, poor mom's beaver with pancakes along with the syrup.

It needs all the poundage it can get of course!

>>65774005
No surprise that murica wants to shove food into something

>>65773773
Ask what happens here.

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>>65774062
Sometimes we shove it up our butts and shit out of our mouths. We call it "interorectogestion", it's a very healthy, new way of digesting.

You should try it out sometime.

Walk north and find Santa

I stay alert

>>65773773
>>65774114
It's the northernmost inhabited place in the world, but it's also military. The government runs it so we can lay claim to our chunk of the Arctic.

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>>65774169
Ice lmaos?

>>65773773
Jerk off and cross the "ejaculated into the Arctic" off my bucket list

>>65774259
>"ejaculated into the Arctic" off my bucket list
Only white thing you'll ever ejaculate into, Pablo.