/brit/

1st for the IRA

Is Britain full? Or can I come?

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who /NEET/core?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bueuGw47IG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5ko3BttlE

why so dead?

watching signs

spoopy movie but is 10x better when you rewatch it because you see all the biblical shit

>>65773779
4:40am

>>65773757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E35vpaVL4PI

Miss the days of being NEET and listening to The Smiths 24/7.

WAKE UP NEET SCUM

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Just got off the phone. Got the job, lads. Start Monday

good thread
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/706738519/

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>yanks
http://coosavalleynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Transcript-Denver-Allen.pdf
read the whole thing its worth it

gf just sent me this
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1475724391893.jpg

>>65774006
shant be opening this link

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>*Yanks respectfully toward you*

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>>65774006
>its worth it
doubt that VERY much

>>65774027
idk why everyone is mad about Civ6
I think its looking pretty solid.
leader animations are great.

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>>65774020
>>65774029
keikaku doori

>>65774006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

For people that don't want to read it here's an audio transcript.

>pence is a manlet

kek

business idea: create a network for people to rent out their hard drive space and tax the transactions

>>65774072
>not posting the animated version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM

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>>65774072
>reddit and memey
>9 minutes
don't think so

any rich lads in?

ive got 8k CAD to invest

should i buy BTC or something?

>>65774108
helIo reddit

>>65774123
should buy a plane ticket to somewhere less shit than canada

we're full btw

>>65774123
get a top tier hooker

>>65774123
no
buttcoins are only good if you want to buy drugs

invest in something stable like an ETF so that your investment is diversified at least a bit, or if you want single stocks then go for secure companies with a lot of volume that hopefully pay dividends

Good afternoon my little runts.

I cannot imagine what kind of shenanigans you've been getting up to in my absence, but whatever it was, it ends now. You may think you've earned your way to the top of the runt pile but to me you're all equally worthless.

>>65774192
ironic your saying this given that youre a runt

>>65774072
>Videos on the sidebar are mlp and undercancer

Fuck I think I've heard of this guy.
Isn't literally every video they make an ad for a porn game of theirs?

>>65774142
im eligible for an irish passport, now that i've got all this money i should fill out the paperwork

eire here i come wahey

>>65774156
got a gf

>>65774177
hmm, i think i need to consult the /biz/ gods on what meme stocks to cop

>>65774233
>got a gf

so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZo9ugJTWQ

>>65774253
Degenerate

>>65774287
its literally 2016

big hurricane hitting me tomorrow lads


have 4 days off from work but ill probably have no electricity for like 8 months so its a bad tradeoff

>Massachusetts police used a military style helicopter to seize a single marijuana plant from an 81 year old woman using it to ease her arthritis and glaucoma.

Ah yes, the war on drugs!!

>>65774357
>not going north
runt-tier

>>65773757

good post. except for the beck video. he sucks. other two are good /NEET/core though.

>>65774393
more the title/theme desu

>/brit/
>no brits

ah yes

>>65774424
the way it should be

>>65774424
>Brits
>British

>>65774398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwDfKuAekQ

times like these i wish i had a qt gf

>>65774268
the mighty boosh feels like british comedy but made for yank audiences

>>65773936

nice.

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>>65774441
>>65774443

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Most gorgeous woman ever?

Yay or nay?

cried SEVERAL times during that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXbp4krHCjc

qt

>>65774497
if i saw a dog that looked like that irl i would just laugh 2bh


who tattoo'd it? who gave it a cigar and a hat? why is there chocolate on his face? its just a strange dog...

>>65774520
Nay

>>65774520
top 10 of all time

You're a big guy.

yewll dew nuttin yeah

>>65774520
Need to see what type of front bottom she has before I can make a proper assessment

>>65774467
true, that's my main problem with it
otherwise it's quite good

if i had a gf who did this in front of me >>65773208 id lose my shit 2bh

>>65774520
yes

also imagine how hairy she would be sans grooming products

reckon she would be quite the yeti

>>65774357
are you going to die?

Can't stop looking at this picture of me and Kate

We'd be perfect together

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>>65774599
>not sure if I have a German, Polish or (((Jewish))) great-grandparent

>>65774655
my house isnt exactly the sturdiest place but like

there have been only a few confirmed deaths in haiti and cuba. if they can survive this, i can. barring extremely bad luck like a tornado ripping my neighborhood apart or a downed power line hitting my house.

>>65774655
>build houses from twigs
>in a hurricane zone

wew lad hes more finished than eddie alvarez

>>65774683
stay safe anon

>>65774683
Where do you live?

I have family in west palm beach and they're apparently going to be okay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GJS3odgiC
why are yanks so racist

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Can't wait for Thanksgiving long weekend desu

the snow yank...............

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Came to save us
Opposes violence
Really kind man
Brings socialism
Youth love him
New kind of politics

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the chicANO.....

snow yank......

>>65774780
>people dislike corbyn
really boggles the mind

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>>65774778
>>65774801
FOY

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aaaaaaaj the american dede

the snow yank is triggered...........

kill yourself fucking scumbag

Nights out
On social media
Ree, they don't know what it means
Must have newest phone
Instagram everything
Employed
Sex life

snow....... yank..........

>build your house from wood
>in a country with tornados

in fact even just the first part is bloody stupid on its own desu

>>65774862
all me

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Suggest me a good British dictionary with pronunciation please

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reckon these yanks are total pansies desu

i survived a hurricane just the other month but you don't see me going on about it x

>>65774928
Oxford English Dictionary you cretin

thread theme
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t0CR1IJKMPo

>>65774931
you can't get hurricanes in this part of the world you spacker

>tfw i was really obsessed with tornadoes as a child

>>65774940
I forgot to say "for smartphone", lad

>>65774949
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Debbie_(1961)

>>65774949
>he didnt live through hurricane gaston

>>65774949
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-huge-tornado-hits-8833933

literally last month m8

>>65774971
a hurricane by definition needs a certain water temperature to be termed a hurricane, you can have "hurricane wind speeds" but you can't get a hurricane here and you certainly can't get them in the north sea

>>65774992
>One local wrote on Twitter: "In America they hide in the cellar....in Sheffield we stand and film it!"
howling

Brit on holiday

Why do yanks have so much fucking water in the toilet bowl? I can't take a shit without my dick dipping into the toilet water

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>>65774992
>tornado
are you mentally special, child?
>>65775006
this one was tropical though
ive never seen a hurricane though t. chicago

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G'night /brit/

>>65775042
>tornado
same shit desu

>>65775039
no idea
you get used to it quick though
t. was just as confused when i first saw it
>>65775052
no it isnt

>>65774992
not the same thing m8

despite all my rage, i'm still just a rat in a cage (full stop)

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>>65774520
nay

>>65775039
It's so that your dick gets washed

>>65775059
apparently britain has the most tornadoes in the world but theyre all tiny babby ones no one notices

Does God see humans as runts?

>>65775065
WHY IS HER HEAD SO BIG?????

this drives me nuts everytime someone posts that pic

>>65775055
>>65775059
for all intensive purposes it's the same thing m8

nobody cares about geeky science definitions you spazz

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>>65775096
who do ya think you're talking to

>>65775075
find this extremely hard to believe

>>65775096
>intensive purposes
haha i see you were baiting all along good one lad :3

>>65775119
shut the fuck up lad

>>65775129
:c

>>65775152
Barbaric Vikings

Things America invented:
>electricity
>radio
>television
>telephones
>mobile phones
>refrigerators
>air conditioners
>computers
>the Internet
>the automobile
>the airplane

Things the UK invented:
>ass fucking

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>>65775168
>vikings

>>65775176
The Greeks invented anal sex though.

things america invented:
>being fat
>sharting in mart
>wearing shoes indoors
>drinking out of red cups
>getting shot
>paying $39.95 to hold your baby
>not celebrating easter

having a wank lads

>>65775176
>A study by MITI - Japan's equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) - concluded that 54% of the world's most important inventions were British. Of the rest, 25% were American and 5% Japanese.

>>65775152
When will white men rise up and rekindle this ancient warrior spirit?

There is no creature on earth more dangerous and more vicious than the white man
Yet we were also cursed with compassion
The world would be better off if we eradicated the lesser races instead of allowing them to live but if we can get back in touch with our roots we can cleanse the planet of nonwhite filth

Our time is now bothers
Stay strong and live a good healthy life so when your volk are ready you can be there for the glory of the white race

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Listening to the Brideshead soundtrack.

Do you think there was any gayism between Charles and Sebastian?

Can't get to sleep lads

>>65775242

Get up and go to the gym

>>65775217
That's because they count old shit like boat building techniques and navigational instruments from the 1500s

None of that is used anymore

are the houses in florida as carboard and shit as the ones in tornado areas?

if so, RIP

>>65775252
Already went running at 11pm last night

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:/

having a go

making the call

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THAILAAAAAD

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Taking the gf out for dinner haha

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>>65775305

>>65775258
Depends on where you live

If you live in a more upscale area they use "hurricane proof" building techniques and while no structure can ever be truly hurricane proof they are for all intents and purposes

But if you life in a shittier area that just uses your standard home building techniques and materials then your house could get fuckin rekt

If you live in a trailer then expect it to get blown away

no thailad can resist a vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GJS3odgiC

Have legitimate ADD

I've realized that I cannot listen to someone tell a long story

I zone out and just pick up random bits

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thailad, have you turned 27 yet?

>>65775348
yeh

>>65775279
maybe stop spamming those ugly gooks then?

>the thailad-obsessed yank and aussie
ah yes late night /brit/

why would anyone move to some gook shithole

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I like trains. Not in a trainspotter sense, but think about it. Towns and cities would be days and weeks away. People would use canals and horses to get to places and transport goods. Many would never leave their village. If you were inland, forget fresh fish. And then these men come and lay down some rails. Massive explosions and they're working like ants to lay track. And then you see your first ever train. Breathing fire and smoke, swooping through the land like a giant metal dragon. What must they have thought? And it all happened here, in Britain first. Seems pretty cool desu.

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>>65775370
It was for the linux pasta

>>65775316
so basically people are fucked then seeing as apparently a lot of people aren't evacuating which is similar to katrina hahaha

>>65775363
fuck off granddad

>>65775386
I'm moving to Gookland

kys gooklover
>>65775411
which one

>>65775395
>tfw I got warned for that too

>>65775409
but you can benefit from my wisdom and experience..
>>65775426
>warned
favoritism

the only two asian countries id consider moving to would be south korea and japan hahaha

>>65775386
Cheap cost of living

Treated like a god for being white

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>>65775334
>I've realized that I cannot listen to someone tell a long story
Probably because most cunts can't tell one without going right round the bushes and any reaction outside of "suspense" is regarded as scum overstepping their bounds

the only asian country id consider moving to is vietnam so i could napalm gooks
>>65775451
ew disgusting chinks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRGkI__eV2I

>>65775450
Incredibly stressful places to live. Especially Japan with their mental work ethic.

>be 5 minutes late, fired.
If I'm 30 minutes late I might be the first in the office.

>>65775455
wrong image

exiting thread

>>65775468
better than living in thailand and having the stigma here of being a sex tourist who can't cop pussy in his own country desu

>>65775468
what do you do for a living other than prostituting five year old amputee transexual?

>>65775477
I don't have that stigma at all since I'm a reasonably decent looking guy.

Maybe in /brit/ but not IRL so who gives a shit?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474688357656.webm

>>65775494
execept I said here, meaning australia. if you say you live in thailand, that is going to be one of the first things people think of.

>>65775386
can't get real women

have sex with children

pretty self explanatory once you've met thailad

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Got a new daddy desu

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>Tim Byrne
>11,676 videos

>>65775468
>If I'm 30 minutes late I might be the first in the office.
child sex brothels aren't known for their rigid adherence to the rules

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found a pic of thailad claiming his 4 year old bounty

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>b-but it looks cool!!!

lunch time :D

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found thailad's lunch

>>65775542
>being well informed of the business practices of child sex brothels

>>65775403
No not really

New Orleans is like Amsterdam
If it weren't for protective levies then the city would be underwater

Katrina overwhelmed these levies which caused the city to flood

Florida doesn't have any such places like that

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>>65775389
good post

>>65775613
getting sick of chink toddlers thailad? is no nation's youth safe from your probing appendages?

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me

Have 6k in my bank account

Moving to niger and never working a day in my life again

>>65775511
this desu
even if you're just going for a holiday, staying in some nice hotel in a nice area people are still going to think you're just there to fuck some prozzies

>>65775642
why, to diddle some nigger prepubescents?
absolutely sickening you are

>>65775647
People here immediately think the same if you mention you're going on holiday to Southeast Asia

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The fat MexicANUS......

>>65775654
To show the Africans what civilization is lad

>>65775665
diddled by thailad as a child
breaks my heart

>>65775665
Too bad he's not here rn

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any good songs similar to this?

>>65775706
Dumb phoneposter

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>this is the capital city of Niger

This is an actual country

What the fuck

>>65775719
boy the new age of empires sure has some graphics

>>65775719
It's landlocked and Muslim what exactly were you expecting?

>>65775719
looks like a battlefield 2 infantry map

>>65775740
>>65775745
spooky how this urban landscape is familiar to us because of video games and they literally have no idea what times square feels like

>>65775665
That coonskin cap above the bed always has me in stitches

Imagine the level of runtery required to believe decorating your home in such a fashion actually looks good

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>>65775719
idiot

who #eatass here

>>65775796
As if your capital city looking like a small Mexican town is some accomplishment

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>the capital of the United States
wow
simply lmao

ummm.... jews rule goys drool x :)

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>the president of canada
lmao

it's great having a gf

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>>65775927

it's better to be a virgin than it is to go from daily sex to involuntarily celibate due to the simple fact that virgins don't know what they're missing out on and they developed psychological coping mechanisms to deal with a sexless existence

bit slow innit
lets liven this place up
I LOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>65775927
until you break up
>acts distant
>"hey sweetie what's wrong :)))"
>nothing
>"hey sweetie what's wrong :)))"
>nothing
>"hey sweetie what's wrong :)))"
>nothing
>"hey sweetie what's wrong :)))"
>nothing
>"hey sweetie what's wrong :)))"
>nothing

>>65775987
P F M
F
M

>definitely younger than you think ;) okay daddy?
*swipes left*

having a cuppa and some arnott's nice biscuits

where are all the bogans?

isn't it like 4 in the afternoon there?

HATE slow threads

wats up

Question: is it seen as gay to suck your own dick?

If so then why isn't masturbation with your hand gay

>>65776033
nice biscuits are a GREAT tea biscuit m8 well done on the choice

>>65775992
if we break up ill just be like "ok bye nice knowing u"

>>65776108
I don't get this meme, isn't the entire world westernised to a certain extent?

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>>65776108
AYO
HOL UP

>>65776165
whitey stole POC culture like the Romans and Greeks and Renaissance even though they quz black and they stole from arabs and egyptians who wuz also balc

>>65776165
thus making non western culture exotic and somehow only allowed for the people of that culture
bit racist

>>65776176
Ah yes, I remember now. Kangs n shiet
>>65776195
hmm.. I might be appropriating the local culture, maybe I should stop and become a typical ignorant foreigner, I'm sure that's the correct thing to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Krvl7AEAs

>>65776176
>>65776195
>>65776218
don't you spastics ever get bored of talking about this stuff?

>>65776270
Cultural appropriation?

Can't say I talk about it that often at all.

>>65776270
Apologies to the mandem

>>65775972
same with any drug. except people don't assume by default that you should want to do drugs and that something is broken in you if you don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mq56hiGL5Y choon

>>65776270
innit its kinda sad how people are still obsessed with race (both left and right)

>>65776294
fuck off nonce

>brit
>massive proportion of foreign posters
roo

going to work haha xxxx nerds

>>65776344
have a nice day

>>65776090
wasn't a choice, they were the only ones left

would much prefer bourbons if i'm honest

>>65776332
tell me about it ughh :/

>>65776349
fuck off nonce

The gf

https://www.flickr.com/photos/blackietv/

literally dating 2 girls and haven't had sex for almost 4 weeks

>>65776353
hmm dunno theyre a great biscuit. just had a chocolate ripple with my tea and it was brilliant

>>65776371
kys

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i'm racist lads

Smoking is cool, you literally can't prove otherwise.

>>65776371
Are they aware of each other?

How do you call in english when an adult that hasnt finished school in his youth goes to finish high school or secondary school ?
How do you call those specific classes for adults ?

Uh oh lads, at I'm seeing said that some of the things I say make it sound like I think I'm superior to other people.

This elitism/patrician meme has poisoned my personality.

>>65776395
it's never happened lad, our thickos stay thickos, are unemployed, claim bennies and post on /brit/ all day.

>>65776391
povvo

>>65776392
i imagine so since they're not young enough to have not developed self awareness

>>65776392
R knows about S but not the other way around
S is being weird and I think on the way out so whatever

>>65776395
btec in pe

>>65776414
lmao, but is there a word for it ?
its already hard to translate educational grades and phases as it is

>>65776371
good lad, love the hustle

>>65776431
So R is basically fwb, right?

>>65776443
>btec
brits out

>>65776456
well we haven't actually fucked but we will as long as I don't fuck it up too
she's really cool but she's a prostitute so not exactly gf material haha
might try and get a third going if I don't get my willy wet this weekend

Finished reading the Satanic Verses tbqh

>>65776391
It smells terrible though and unless you shower and change clothes after smoking everyone around you will smell it

I used to smoke all the and never noticed how bad the smell and linger on smokers was until I quit smoking anytime but the end of the day while relaxing on my veranda

>>65776484
actually pretty jealous youre seeing a prozzie ahah

>>65776484
>she's a prostitute
m8

>>65776484
Sort yourself out, you degenerate.

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>Finished reading the Satanic Verses tbqh

>>65776484
>friendzoned by a prostitute

IN TEARS

>>65776484
sounds like you have a lot of what i have

that complex where you feel compelled to shag and talk to lots of birds in your early adulthood to make up for the fact you were a lonely virgin in school and as a teenager and didn't lose it till quite later on

i could be COMPLETELY projecting though

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anyone else read the satanic bible during their edgy teenage years?

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I'm a yankee on the internet

>>65776525
>>65776529
>>65776533
>he wouldn't have sex with a prostitute for free
what's wrong with you?

doing my best

>>65776546
not very clean

>>65776539
spot on lad haha
tbf the prozzie started talking to me

>>65776545
>your average colombian

>>65776546
m8 you said you've been trying WEEKS to have sex with a prostitute

i think you may have got this a bit backwards

>>65776546
you do as you like m8 just be safe and don't develop feelings for her.

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>I unironically live in the US of A

>>65776539
think lisicki has this problem as well

>>65776570
nah mate only started talking to the prozzie this week
it's the other girl that's been holding out on me
prozgyal is pretty direct and said I'm attractive and wants to fuck me

wouldnt mind a nice strong sterirility inducing punt to my bollocks right now haha

>>65776484

>she's a prostitute

Jesus wept

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el gf

>>65776598
yeah cause if anyone discriminates against prostitutes with pure prejudice it'd be Jesus

>>65776583
But he's too beta to even get a gf, let alone 2

>>65776558
>>65776580
it's all above board and she's extremely hygienic
def won't be eating her pum pum though which is a shame because I wanted to before finding out

>>65776607
WWJD tho?

>>65776619
probably not fuck them hahah

but he was a pretty tolerant chap

been such a weird day, somehow ended up talking to two of my ex's on the same day??

should i have sex with this ex gf even if i hate her? need advice

>>65776607

It's just an expression

>>65776629
Yes, pretend to be nice, fuck and dump

>>65776629
FONT

>>65776618
Just get it out of your system and move swiftly on lad. If you start to like her you'll be king cuck.
>>65776627
good stuff

>>65776627
he was a 33 year old virgin

>>65776636

bit like gormless is just the expression youre wearing rn idiot

Either we all fuck or the whore goes into the river hehe

>>65776658
Culturalt appropriation is literally a covert way of saying multiculturalism is bad hahahaha

CULOmbian

ive just realised that because of timezones that aussies literally stay up all night to shitpost on /brit/

what a life

>>65776659
really can't see myself catching feelings for a prostitute
I like her but she will always be a prozzie in my eyes

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>>65776665
wonder if he told the Romans to FONT

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is Mormonism the only true Anglo religion?

>>65776691
Mormonism is degenerate heresy.
All heresy is degenerate, but particularly Mormonism. I fantasize about burning mormons alive.

>>65776691
catholicism is the only true anglo religion as that was the name bestowed on them by the pope

Scottish pride

>>65776682
Good stuff,

What do you think she has in mind anyway?

tfw on the late bus to work
shekelstein will be fuming

Fuck all papists

>>65776705
lol who told you this, the media? because they have no bias

desu Mormonism is growing on me, I quite like it, its philosophically pure.
I just don't like the Muslim tier no drinking and such.

Just realised I'm very scared of commitment lads

She will not be happy about this

>>65776711
we've only met once briefly so hard to say
can't imagine she'd expect me to be her bf

SOME christian values are alri (mostly new testament stuff) but i just can't bring myself to believe in a sky man

>>65776713
Just ride the tube like the bender you truly are.

>>65776733
Wow that's really cool *pats you on the shoulder*

>>65776731
is she qt

>>65776736
tube doesn't go to work la

>>65776731
Well it's not like she's not getting enough casual sex. Think about it

>>65776733
honestly really kinda like the whole thing and the weird occultish imagery and stuff, also it must be comforting to believe in god and heaven etc but its absolute poopoo like c'mon

>>65776733
if you're just looking for shit to align with your secular new age values than don't bother.

people and priests trying to bend over for trends is what killed Christianity. its like neo-pagans who only emphasize the hippie nature loving aspects and ignore everything else.

alri

>>65776746
yeah real qt and younger than me
not what you'd expect
>>65776752
that's a fair point but from talking to her she sounds like she doesn't like the sex she's having
might just want some good dick

>>65776759
>secular new age values
you say that like that's a SJW thing

The Age of Enlightenment brought freedom, liberty, secularism and critical thought, and these are the values that our society is based upon

growing up in the inner city or suburbia is bad for kids i reckon

>went for a swim
>previous /brit/ thread still going
smashing

>>65776777
good lad very nicely done

>>65776776
lad

removing all my body hair lads

>>65776733
What a unique and interesting view

>>65776808
not going to count my chickens until I've yolked in her
could easily fuck it up knowing my track record

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>>65776780
>But what about DEUS VULT xD

>>65776793
did you see any sharks lad?

Brushing my teeth

I envy you lads who are naturally hairless

I'm paki levels of hairy and it's an everyday struggle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k

>>65776843
nah was the local swimming pool
did see some gorgeous chubs if that counts

>>65776353
having some shortbreads, highly underrated biccies

>>65776867
any crocs?

Australians will never surpass Americans as the world's greatest swimmers