(You) wake up in Buenos Aires what do?

Breed.

>>65773116
Find Christina "turn the ovens" Kirchner and kill her.

wonder how the fuck i managed to travel so far in my sleep

Go to la bombonera and watch some football with based boca supporters

>>65773116
Date Argentina qt's, learn Spanish and assimilate into Argentina. Start a new life there.

>>65773116
I go to work.

>>65773116
i thought buenos aires must be a shithole like other latin american cities but wtf it's awesome sight

Take a bus to my country

>>65773116
Go to my cousin house, chill for a day or two tryng to no get robbed.

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>>65773186
it has its shitholes, but it's breddy nice in general

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Kill em all

Protect my backpack.

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>>65773238
MOCHILA
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>>65773186
All LA cities have nice and shitty spots
Come on I you can´t be that delusional

>>65773186
Common mistake. Argentina is not latin america. We are a European country at the same level as Germany, England, and the nordic countries, just a little bit better and with smarter people.

And, talking about the city of Buenos Aires, we are super humans. We have the highest IQ's in the world and we basically run all the country and Uruguay by ourselves.

Uruguay, in case you don't know, is a PROVINCE from Argentina.

Eat churrasco

>>65773210
looks cool i'd like to go visit argentina but i guess plane ticket is too expensive since our countries are fucking far from each other

Go to estadio don leon kolbovsky and watch some football with based atlanta supporters

>>65773116
go to a restaurant and then take the bus home

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>>65773293
You can do exotic stuff like buying clothes in a korean owned shop!, koreans here do that for some reason, it like if they have an agreement with japs and chinks regarding occupations.

Go to Chile desu senpai

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>>65773269

Eat some watermelon and drink 40oz malt liquor on the curb with my Argentinian homies. See that word there, "homies"? I think I would do pretty well to assimilate with their culture!

>>65773403
never post in my threads again.

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>>65773363
it will be awesome i'd like to visit the birthplaces of borges and piazzolla

>>65773116
Find a job, get an apartment, live

>>65773303
Start a European identitarian political party that demands a reform of society to mimic European states, as well as create programs to equalize the numbers of europeans as with the other ethnic groups in all provinces.

>>65773462
As well as create European identity programs that will enforce all employed European couples to breed a child every year.

>>65773157
This. It's at least a full day of travel to Argentina from here.

After that, dunno. I don't even Spanish. Maybe find my way to the embassy and see if they can help.

>>65773116
Happens to me every day.
I just go to work like I always do.

>>65773310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0bAFkkTJA

I had to take my atlanta shirt off to go in the stadium without getting shit thrown at me, and when I was on the bus home people were in my face, someone threw a drink at me and called me a judio de mierda

>>65773116
take the Buquebus back to civilization

>>65773749
>>65773269

>>65773363
Thank you guys for Dumbfoundead

Find some food and try to speak in my broken spanish

steal a motorcycle and ride back north

>>65773116
probably get drunk and then wander into some bad neighborhood and die

protest outside the british embassay with a sign saying 'Malvinas Son Argentinas'

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>>65773116
take over the city with superior cartel logistics
adn rape

find the finnish embassy and get a free plane ticket back home

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>>65773269
>>65773181
>>65773807
>>65773749

1. Make my way to US embassy
2. Try not to make eye contact with anyone
3. Get plane ticket back to civilization

>>65773116
Find some transportation and go to Chile because it is a far superior country

Get mugged for being gallego

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>>65773210
>>65773116
Why districts so small, you don't have shit like this in Moscow

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>>65776980
Pero a mí me gustan las galletitas

Find some eses to do illegal stuff with. Rob stupid gringos.

almost japanese don't know what is Buenos Aires

>>65773116
ajajaja
I'll find some others to blast reggaeton with and we'll go on a trip to chile.

>>65776633
el uruguayo chicano seniores
lo buliaron tanto en el lat que perdio la cabeza

Listen to Soda Stereo

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>>65773116
(You) wake up in Bouvet Island
>What do?

wear an england shirt and sing patriotic songs

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>>65773116

I lived in Balvanera for a year.

You've no idea how many jews I've seen. And they were all jewing. Hard.
Should have moved to Recoleta instead of moving out of the country, I sort of miss my Argiebros

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>>65777244