ITT: Post mythological creatures from your cunt.
>>65771291
>tfw it's been over a year since we had that last 300+ post thread about this
>>65771291
I love this one
bump for spoopy feels
>>65771452
lmao wtf is this
>>65771452
Is that a Bolivian?
>>65771471
https://abookofcreatures.com/2015/10/19/chonchon/
>>65771481
lol
>>65771634
Thats looks like Sid from Ice Age.
Fjörulalli
>>65771291
Lagarfljótsormurinn
(The original """"sighting""""
http://youtu.be/MmMjODN1x6A )
>>65771291
The amaru, a inca dragon with the head of a llama.
>>65771865
Strange how seemingly every culture had a dragon of some type in their lore.
>>65771865
>a huge ugly dragon is roaring and flying in the sky above you
>you are absolutely terrified
>all you can do is stand still and hope that it does not attack you
>suddenly in lands right in front of your face, the ground shakes
>you actually shit your pants, it is wet and warm and smells rancid
>the strange dragon stares into your eyes
>you can fell him staring through your soul
>several intense moments of staring
>...
>he spits in your face and flies away
>>65771895
Finnish mythology doesn't actually have dragons(until later with western addition). We have some giant snakes and lizards, and giant bird made from iron and flames, but no actual dragons as they are usually seen. As far as I know, we didn't even have flying lizards.
>>65772445
I'll add that originally when western dragon was introduced it seems that Finns thought that it was some sort of fish as there was no reference point from our own mythologies.
>tfw we got christianized and abandoned an interesting religion in favor on some 2000 year old woman's shitty coverup for having cheated on her husband
A nahual is a human being who has the power to transform either spiritually or physically into an animal form: most commonly jaguar and puma but also other animals such as as birds, or dogs and coyotes.
>>65771895
yep even we have a seven-head dragon though supposedly it's the tamest of the seven mythical monsters
>>65771895
Fug
Quetzalcoatl, "the feathered snake"
>>65772536
>tfw you're getting islamized and abandon a simple sex scandal for a guy who hallucinated in a cave and created the most cancerous religion ever
>>65771608
Nykur
nikur
nigger
>>65771634
A pangolin?
Lures men with her fishy cunt and then drowns them.
>>65776070
wew
>>65771291
we have 2 big mythological criatures here, one is the non-corrupt politician and the other is the working man.
>>65776105
Check out PJ O'Rourke here.
>>65776091
I HAVE NO MOUTH YET I MUST SCREAM
BEST AMERICAN CREATURE COMING THROUGH
>/k/ is planning to go hunting Skinwalkers
>>65772613
>all that fluff
Wanna fuck the dragon
>>65771291
Rainbow serpent
>>65771481
kek
>>65777368
>it's the tamest of the seven mythical monsters
Same.
>>65771452
>Chilean Furby
>>65777015
That's horrifying
Do you like Brzeginia?
The Australian trap
>>65777447
I want tickets to that gash bash, don't care if he's a poofter.
>>65777447
Wearing girls clothes doesn't make you a qt trap, if the picture panned up you'd probably see some manly cunt
>>65777419
is that wodnik's wife?
>>65777490
Nah I know him. Pretty qt
Also live with a qt trans trap who makes me sushi
>>65777508
>I know him
Give me his fucking Steam or Skype or Instagram please
>>65777525
No :^)
>>65777502
idk ask her when you see her.
>>65777536
Please Bazza you've been our greatest ally since WWII
If you're not going to plow that I have to
>>65777419
I wanna fuk
>>65777560
idk I told him that he has an admirer and linked him the thread but steam says he's away
Best I can do for you sorry Brad
>>65777584
>no tits
>no hips
>shit legs
>has a penis
No thanks
>>65777604
My qt trap is hotter desu. But no vag so no go
>>65777584
Thanks
You could also give his Steam username
Also
>webms on /b/ archive
>Wont play on the archive site
FFF
>>65777543
What does she do?
>>65777638
That would probably be a bit rude of me though wouldn't it.
And yeah I'd post it but I think its lewd. In fact I'm pretty sure he has a dildo in
>>65777660
True.
And yeah it looked like he had something in his ass.
Strange fucking thing. There are sightings of it every now and then.
>>65777675
This one is american though
>>65777650
from wiki
>Berehynia or Bereginia (Russian: Бepeги́ня, Ukrainian: Бepeги́ня, Polish: Brzeginia) is a female spirit in Slavic mythology, which recently came to be regarded as a "Slavic goddess" with a function of "hearth mother, protectoress of the home" in late 20th century Ukrainian romantic nationalism centered on matriarchal myth
she also makes me horny
>>65777650
Guards a treasure. Likes company, especially of young males. You may offer her food and drinks. Some see here as a "hearth mother, protectoress of the home".
Easy to mistake her with Rusalka who will kill you.
>>65777742
>here
her*
>>65777742
>Rusałka
those are scary
>>65777809
Aren't they?
>>65777809
The broadcast station?
El Trauko
literally just an ugly dude that rapes people
too lazy to post Кaщeй Бeccмepтный or Бaбa ягa
cryptids of Hungary/1
>>65777865
have baba yaga
>>65777742
I'll take lake bitch
cryptids of Hungary/2
a rare capture of some "working gypsyes" actually cleaning up their mess
>>65771291
the male in the western world is a good one
cryptids of Hungary/3
the so-called "eu moneys". our politicians always talk about them but nobody have seen any yet.
>>65777915
>lake bitch
Hope you meet a Rusałka.
>tfw pagan mythology isn't real
Plenty of them here in Nusantara. To name a few,
Naga Tasik Chini (Malay) (Dragon of Chini Lake)
Orang Bunian (Other World people)
Toyol (Green Evil Baby/Imp/Devil's child)
Jenglot (Indo) (Small humanoid fish people)
Hantu Galah (Tall skelly giant)
Pontianak (Vampress Siren)
Hantu Pocong (Wrapped Ghost)
Harimau Jadian (Weretiger)
Rusa Jadian (Weredeer)
Ayam Bertanduk (Horned Rooster)
Ikan Sembilang
Mambang/Penunggu (Guardians of each element)
And much more
>>65771291
Big Yin is a pure legend
>>65778071
>implying it isnt
>>65778071
>tfw bogan mythology is real
Nue
>it has the face of a monkey, the legs of a tiger , the body of a Japanese Raccoon Dog and the front half of a snake for a tail.
non gypsies
Wendigos are pretty spoopy
>>65771895
Fucking dinosaurs.
This bastard right here
Cryptids are better in the context of mister girls 2bh
>>65788324
*Monster, my phone is out to have me bullied
>>65771895
>see creature with only a vague resemblance to a dragon in a foreign culture
>call it a dragon
>suddenly all cultures have dragons
No surprise there's dragons everywhere if we decide llama-headed chickens and stag-faced snakes are "dragons". Even when their place in mythology is completely different or even opposite to our dragons.
Winged irbis
>>65777015
My people interpret skin walkers way differently from the Navajo.
In Cree, a skinwalker is more like a man who has the ability to shapeshift to and from an animal.
Some tribes say it's kind of like an ability you earn. But for at least where I'm from, they're mostly harmless shapeshifters who are in a sense seen as a good omen that someone is looking out for you.
I guess they're seen as mythological in a western sense.
>>65791129
Native American mythology is the best. I love living in the new world.
Goshdangit lavadudes
>>65783459
seems we have one similar motherfucker
>>65783459
>>65792635
I think that is actually santaclaus...
>>65772445
>and giant bird made from iron and flames
that sounds fucking great
>>65793195
I think beast men are one of those cultural universals.